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Speaker 1: Today by calling my mommy a money grubbing whore at

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Speaker 1: her brother's engagement party. Yo, hope he's not holding him back.

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Speaker 1: You know that's a bit a bit strong, my.

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Speaker 2: Dude, but maybe it's a serve. Let's see. I don't

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Speaker 2: know if I'd go that far, but we shall see.

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Speaker 2: Give me this opportunity.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare.

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Speaker 2: You don't you know that's that? That was a song. See,

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Speaker 2: I was thinking, I'm just a poor boy. That first

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Speaker 2: line had me. Hey, Siri play I'm just a kid.

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Speaker 2: Good bit with seven.

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Speaker 3: I waited till eleven just to figure out that no

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Speaker 3: one would come.

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Speaker 2: Nothing else. I've got a lot of friends, but I

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Speaker 2: don't hear from them. What's an when you're spending.

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Speaker 1: Every Yes, who is that simple plan?

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Speaker 2: I'm just a kid?

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Speaker 1: Got you?

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Speaker 2: Well, there you go. I don't know songs, but I

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Speaker 2: do know the story.

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Speaker 1: N first line coming out strong. I hate my parents,

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Speaker 1: and my parents hate me.

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Speaker 2: Nice. Nice. They do not want me at all. They

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Speaker 2: don't want me. They they do not want me to

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Speaker 2: be there. Neither did I.

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Speaker 1: Also, because being around people suffocates me. Oh go, dear OPO,

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Speaker 1: I hope you're in general, I think so. My brother

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Speaker 1: won't budge from trying to get me there. He's the

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Speaker 1: only person that cares for me in this world, and

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Speaker 1: I couldn't say no to him. My mom's a sucker

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Speaker 1: for money, and she wasn't happy with the gift that

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Speaker 1: the brideside had bought for her. There's an Indian tradition

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Speaker 1: where the families would exchange gifts with each other, and

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Speaker 1: they were on the verge of throwing a visible tantrum

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Speaker 1: to make the other family realized that my mom needed

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Speaker 1: something fancier. My goodness, my brother put me. My brother

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Speaker 1: put some sense.

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Speaker 2: So it's like secret Santa, but but for like the marriage.

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Speaker 1: So like they go in they exchange well I guess

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Speaker 1: they're just like exchanging gifts.

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Speaker 2: To each other. And she's like, excuse me, it is

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Speaker 2: not up to paw. Is this Gucci? Is this Louis Vuitton?

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Speaker 2: Oh it's not. It's from the gap.

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Speaker 1: Well, you have a gap in your fucking brain, because

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Speaker 1: I need something that adheres to my caliber. You human,

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Speaker 1: you lo bottomized piece of meat. Get smart. My brother

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Speaker 1: puts some sense into her, and she had to drop

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Speaker 1: her mischievous plan of getting something nicer.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: The music is generally loud in this party, and I

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Speaker 1: think I overestimated its loudness while I was saying money

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Speaker 1: grubbing whore.

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Speaker 3: Wait, she called the mother in law a money grubbing whore.

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Speaker 3: Not the mother in law, oh their mother. Wait, she

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Speaker 3: called her own mother a money grubbing whore.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, which, by the way, I don't know the

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Speaker 1: gender of opium.

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Speaker 2: It is undetermined, but we will see if it is revealed.

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Speaker 1: These were exactly the words I used, and I could

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Speaker 1: have said that inside my head, but I didn't, because

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Speaker 1: sometimes you make horrible decisions in life to later regret

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Speaker 1: them forever, you know how it goes. Somebody overheard me,

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Speaker 1: and somehow word got out that I called my mom

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Speaker 1: a randy, which is Hindi for a whore. You do

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Speaker 1: not use that word here if you come from a

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Speaker 1: good family, or if you want to pretend that you

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Speaker 1: come from a good family, and certainly not when family's around,

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Speaker 1: and definitely not saying that to your mom. Some relatives

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Speaker 1: have tried to have a word with me, but I

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Speaker 1: was taken into another room by my brother. My parents

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Speaker 1: were already inside, and my mom was sobbing y good gravy.

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Speaker 1: This time, I knew she wasn't faking it. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: regularly fakes crying by this time.

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Speaker 2: Yea. It was no respect for their mother.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, my parents didn't say a word to me.

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Speaker 1: My brother asked me to apologize. I did, but I

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Speaker 1: don't know why. I felt the need to clarify that.

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Speaker 1: I didn't use the word randy exactly. That's not that's

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Speaker 1: the word horror. I called you a whore, good good gravy. Op,

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Speaker 1: we know what you're saying here. After this, my brother

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Speaker 1: asked me to leave early. This happened four days ago,

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Speaker 1: and I haven't found the courage to call my brother,

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Speaker 1: and neither has he. He did not deserve all this

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Speaker 1: unnecessary drama on his day, and all of this could

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Speaker 1: have been prevented if I had been a little more responsible.

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Speaker 1: I also fear for the woman being married into our family.

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Speaker 3: Yikes, dude, I think you messed up. Op, Op, just

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Speaker 3: keep that shit in your head.

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Speaker 1: I think you You know your mom maybe is not great,

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Speaker 1: but that's at a bare minimum, at least not in

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Speaker 1: a public setting, at a barest barest bearest of class,

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Speaker 1: and not a letting have a little class like come

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Speaker 1: on