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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on

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Speaker 1: a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse. Friday, we're gonna discuss

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Speaker 1: this Russia, North Korea, America thing veterans cheating on disability payments.

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Speaker 1: In fact, I'll probably open with that. Someone wants to

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Speaker 1: talk about burger toppings, all that and so much more

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Speaker 1: coming up on the world famous Jesse Kellys Show. All right,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna begin with this one here, Jesse, what do

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Speaker 1: you think about VA disability payments? My youngest brother was

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Speaker 1: a marine and living in Maryland. I know a lot

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Speaker 1: of military people, many of whom received disability payments despite

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Speaker 1: working lucrative jobs and making well over six figures. They

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Speaker 1: aren't missing limbs and eyes, et cetera. I know one

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Speaker 1: man who's considered one hundred percent disabled and he receives

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Speaker 1: a hefty check. Plus he doesn't pay property taxes because

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Speaker 1: his hearing was affected. I'm all for paying disabled vets,

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Speaker 1: but if you're in one piece and can make two

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Speaker 1: hundred k at a civilian job, are you the person

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Speaker 1: that needs that money or could it be better allocated

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Speaker 1: to gold Star families. Okay, I'm not going to say

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Speaker 1: her name, but let's just be honest about this. There

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Speaker 1: are a lot of veterans, a lot of them who

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Speaker 1: cheat on this disability stuff. They pretend to be disfigured

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Speaker 1: and disabled to get free money from the government. And

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Speaker 1: I personally know some guys I was in the Marines

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Speaker 1: with when we were getting out. You know, when you

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Speaker 1: get out, they work you over medically and they hand

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Speaker 1: you your medical file and they teach you, hey, this

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Speaker 1: apply for disability if you're injured or something like that.

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Speaker 1: But people know how to gain the system and work

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Speaker 1: the system and lie about that things. And friends of

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Speaker 1: mine who were not disabled and were not disfigured, they

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Speaker 1: worked this and worked that and they would get disability

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Speaker 1: and it was a nice check, and they would come

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Speaker 1: try to convince me to do it. Hey, Kelly, you

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Speaker 1: got to do this. Hey it's easy. Hey it's free money. Hey,

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Speaker 1: you got to do this. And I don't steal. If

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Speaker 1: I was disabled or disfigured in some way, yes, I

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Speaker 1: would do it. And if you are a vet, that

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Speaker 1: is that go get your money. You go get your money.

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Speaker 1: You fought for your country. If you gave up pieces

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Speaker 1: of yourself for your country. You go get paid for that,

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Speaker 1: and anyone else not saying I'm judging you because I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I do not take what is not mine. I do

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Speaker 1: not claim to be a moral person or a good person.

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Speaker 1: I am immoral. I am not a good person at all.

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Speaker 1: But I do not steal, and for me, that's thievery.

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Speaker 1: And I could not bring myself to steal from my

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Speaker 1: country because I had served my country. Could not do it.

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Speaker 1: It's very very very very very common. It's something people

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Speaker 1: don't talk about a lot. And the reason people don't

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Speaker 1: talk about it is Americans love their veterans. It's just

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Speaker 1: we have a heart for veterans, and I'm glad we do.

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Speaker 1: You should. It's really the mark of a good society

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Speaker 1: that we love and appreciate our veterans. And people don't

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Speaker 1: want to criticize them. They don't want to ever bring

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Speaker 1: But because I don't care about offending people, I'm more

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Speaker 1: than happy to bring it up. It's wrong. I will

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Speaker 1: not do it. I refuse to do it. And it's

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Speaker 1: very very very common, very very common. Jesse I'm wondering

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Speaker 1: why Russia can use Iran or North Korea drones and

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Speaker 1: rackets into Ukraine, but the Ukraine can't use US or

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Speaker 1: other countries rackets. I think he means rockets. I think

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Speaker 1: he said, oh, why can Russia? I don't even know

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Speaker 1: what you're saying, buddy, that's not very good English. You

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Speaker 1: need to spell check that. That was terrible.

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Speaker 2: Hey, uncle Jesse, you ever think about adding some flair

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Speaker 2: to your wardrobe. I'm talking white gloves like Michael Jackson

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Speaker 2: to accentuate your enormous hands. Hey man, my real question

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Speaker 2: is what's going on in Pennsylvania here about Casey hasn't

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Speaker 2: yet completed. Is McCormick's Senate position in jeopardy. I hear

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Speaker 2: they're counting the legal ballots or something like that. What's

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Speaker 1: Well, Casey conceded, Casey finally conceded, and we still have

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Speaker 1: a very broken election system in this country in blue areas,

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Speaker 1: and they broke it on purpose. To have votes still

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Speaker 1: being counted a week, two weeks after an election is

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Speaker 1: an international embarrassment. It's an embarrassment. Oh, I don't understand

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Speaker 1: why this is. It's not complicated at all. Democrats want

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Speaker 1: able to cheat. It is not an accident that every

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Speaker 1: an accident. Democrats campaign nationally that you shouldn't even have

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Speaker 1: There's only one reason you wouldn't want people to show ID.

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Speaker 1: That's because you intend to cheat in elections. There's a

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Speaker 1: reason they tried to pass HR one right after the

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Speaker 1: election of Joe Biden. Hr one nationalized elections and it

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Speaker 1: ensured all mail in ballots for everywhere for all time.

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Speaker 1: Why would you do something insane because mail in ballots

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Speaker 1: are where the most cheating happens. Now, just like I

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Speaker 1: told you before the election, the most suicidal, insane, dumbest

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Speaker 1: idea I've ever heard is this idea you get from

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Speaker 1: people on the right when they say every election stolen.

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Speaker 1: Remember how I used to yell at you about that

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Speaker 1: every election stolen. It's stupid, it's insane, it's a lie,

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Speaker 1: and we just proved it's not true at all. Every

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Speaker 1: election isn't stolen. Stop with that idiocy. But some are stolen.

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Speaker 1: Many are stolen. We are getting better, and credit to

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Speaker 1: the RNC. I can't believe I'm saying that, but they

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Speaker 1: really did a great job. We are getting better at

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Speaker 1: sniffing it out, lawyering it up, luring up and stopping

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Speaker 1: of dirty stuff during that election. We still have a

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Speaker 1: long way to go. It's just really dirty, man. These

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Speaker 1: people were really dirty. Oh, speaking of dirty, Sonny Hasted

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Speaker 1: on the View once again had to read a legal

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Speaker 1: note because she keeps lying. The best thing the Right

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Speaker 1: ever did was start suing these media organizations, suing the

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Speaker 1: daylights off of them, because now they can't just tell

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Speaker 3: Note, I have a legal note. Matt Gates has long

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Speaker 3: denied all allegations and has not been charged with any crime.

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Speaker 3: Gates previously dismissed allegations that he paid for sex, saying

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Speaker 3: that quote, someone is trying to recategorize my generosity to

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Speaker 3: ex girlfriends as something more than toward. Another legal note,

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Speaker 3: Pete Hegseth's lawyer said he paid the woman in twenty

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Speaker 3: He has denied any wrongdoing. Just call the show legal

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Speaker 1: They're so angry. They get so angry they have to

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Speaker 1: make these legal notes. Now why, Because communists lie at

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Speaker 1: all times, you cannot possibly be honest about their demonic

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Speaker 1: Think about the presidential campaign. Kamala Harris just ran It

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Speaker 1: was all a brazen lie about every position she's ever taken.

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Speaker 1: They were running ads talking about how strong they were

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Speaker 1: on the border when they opened up the border on purpose.

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Speaker 1: These people lie about the positions they take at all times.

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Speaker 1: In fact, there was a poll. I should dig this up,

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Speaker 1: There was this crazy poll that came out where somebody

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Speaker 1: was calling voters, not you, not the informed. They were

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Speaker 1: The actual Democrat position was so insane that normies didn't

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Speaker 1: why do you do that.

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Speaker 4: I think our reverence for the truth might become might

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Speaker 4: have become a bit of a distraction that is preventing

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Speaker 1: Well, gosh, this truth. We're trying to get things done.

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Speaker 1: I don't have time to tell the truth. If I

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Speaker 1: tell the truth, then our revolution is going to fail.

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Speaker 1: Our revolution involves destroying everything, and so we have to

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Speaker 1: you know how many Democrats would be mortified if they

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Speaker 1: many people email this show and they'll say something to

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Speaker 1: the effect of Jesse. My dad is this lifelong Democrat,

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Speaker 1: and I told him they opened up the border on purpose,

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Speaker 1: But if you are a Democrat, it is a religion

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Speaker 1: And if someone was to pull that thread enough, then

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Speaker 1: worldview crumbles if you find out you've been lied to.

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Speaker 1: So instead they just stay in the lies. And I'm

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Speaker 1: just so loving these legal notes. It's hilarious to me.

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Speaker 1: I need your thoughts on the proper burger setup, specifically

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Speaker 1: be the only thing you put on cheeseburgers, other than

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Speaker 1: maybe pickles. At some point, toppings take away from the burger.

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Speaker 1: What say you? All right? So we're obviously not talking

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Speaker 1: car that doesn't break down. I'm I'm not acting like

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Speaker 1: I'm some sort of Buddhist monk who's above money. I'm

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Speaker 1: not saying that. But money has never driven me. Back

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Speaker 1: when I didn't have any of it, it didn't drive me. Obviously,

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Speaker 1: I needed money to pay the bills. And like I said,

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Speaker 1: I'm not acting like a monk here. Money's fine, but

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Speaker 1: presenting me with a ten million dollar check to violate

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Speaker 1: what I believe would not even be tempting to me

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Speaker 1: at all, would not even be tempting to me. No,

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Speaker 1: I am not for sale, Jesse. You just call Lindsey

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Speaker 1: Graham flimsy. Why don't you call him Flimsy Graham for

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Speaker 1: a knucklehead like you. I'm sure you would have to

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Speaker 1: come up with that on I'm sure you would have

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Speaker 1: come up with that on your own. His name is Pat.

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Speaker 1: I just had a great idea from now on on

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Speaker 1: this show. I just thought of this. Instead of calling

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Speaker 1: him Lindsey Graham, We're gonna call him Flimsy Graham. Just

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Speaker 1: popped into my head and now we're running with it. Chris,

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Speaker 1: this is what happens when you have a mind that

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Speaker 1: works so well, it works so fast. My mind. I

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Speaker 1: want you to think about Chris's mind like a Have

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Speaker 1: you ever seen a slug on the sidewalk? It lost

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Speaker 1: its shell and it's slowly dying as it's barely making

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Speaker 1: its way over to the grass. That's how I want

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Speaker 1: you to think about Chris's mind, my mind. Have you

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Speaker 1: ever seen an indie car race with those cars they

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Speaker 1: make those sounds and they go super super fast. Chris's

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Speaker 1: mind is the slug. Mine is one of those indie cars.

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Speaker 1: Flimsy Graham. I can't believe I came up with that.

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Speaker 5: Hey, Jesse Michael, quick question for you. If anything were

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Speaker 5: to happen to where you know Let's say President Biden

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Speaker 5: gets sick, are incapacitated, and Kamala becomes president for the

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Speaker 5: remainder of the term through the twenty fifth Amendment, etc.

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Speaker 5: And a vice president is not approved by the House

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Speaker 5: and Senate the nominee for vice president and there's a

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Speaker 5: vacancy in the vice president's spot. Who would certify the

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Speaker 5: election on January sixth if there was no vice president?

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Speaker 5: Is there a constitutional contingency for that?

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Speaker 1: The Pope Statue of liberty admirer. If you had to

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Speaker 1: fire Chris and the new guy his name is Corey,

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Speaker 1: I don't care either. And if you had to fire

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Speaker 1: Chris and the new guy and replace them with two

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Speaker 1: current elected officials, who would you hire? Nerds like Mike

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Speaker 1: Johnson and Pete Ricketts probably do it since you do

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Speaker 1: all the work anyway, good point. Would you go with entertainment?

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Speaker 1: Someone like Grandma Vodka and John Fetterman? Well, we couldn't

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Speaker 1: have Nancy Pelosi in here. We've had one of those

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Speaker 1: big half gallon handles of vodka in this studio ever

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Speaker 1: since we moved in, and I don't think anyone's ever

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Speaker 1: opened the thing. Did you open it? Chris? Did you

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Speaker 1: are you drunk right now now, Chris is see nobody

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Speaker 1: here is a heavy drinker or anything like that. But

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Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi, she would break the office. Chris would lose

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Speaker 1: his mind with the liquor bills. We wouldn't do that. No,

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Speaker 1: if you had, If we had to hire a couple

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Speaker 1: elected officials to work in here, it would probably be

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Speaker 1: Lauren Bobert and Anna Pauline a Luna. Anyway, your dog

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Speaker 1: needs nutrition. You know that your dog doesn't get nutrition

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Speaker 1: from dog food. It's brown because it's dead. They kill

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Speaker 1: everything in dog food. That's why our dogs die too early.

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Speaker 1: I know that's a little morbid, but our dog dogs

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Speaker 1: die before they should. I think back to every dog

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Speaker 1: I ever had, and I know I lost them too early,

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Speaker 1: except for the ones that got hit by a car.

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Speaker 1: slash Jesse We'll be back. Truth attitude Jesse Kelly. It

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Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. If you

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Speaker 1: don't like that song, you don't like America. That's what

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about. And it is, of course an ass

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Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday. We're gonna keep our folks there because

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Speaker 1: if I focus on this speech by Christopher Ray, my

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Speaker 1: head's gonna pop off.

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Speaker 4: Saying that is most inspiring to me about the FBI

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Speaker 4: when I reflect on all that I've seen and experience

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Speaker 4: over the past seven and a half years, is the

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Speaker 4: heart of the FBI America. The world really knows the

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Speaker 4: FBI for our fidelity, bravery, and integrity.

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Speaker 1: And they should.

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Speaker 4: That's great, they should, But I wish they also knew

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Speaker 4: how fiercely our folks care for each other and how

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Speaker 4: much of our heart we put into our FBI family.

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Speaker 1: Remember when Remember when we had that leaked memo from

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Speaker 1: the Richmond Field office and we found out the FBI

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Speaker 1: was in filtrating churches. Remember that.

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Speaker 4: It's interesting what I see and what I hear wherever

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Speaker 4: I am is that the work we're doing every day,

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Speaker 4: The investigations were conducting, the partnerships were building.

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Speaker 1: The Remember when they sent a swat team. They sent

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Speaker 1: a swat team to the home of a pastor and

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Speaker 1: they pointed guns at his wife and his children. And

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Speaker 1: his crime was well nothing, because the local DA had

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Speaker 1: already declined to charge him with anything, and they tried

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Speaker 1: to charge him and he ended up getting off scott free.

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Speaker 1: But they pointed guns at his wife and his kids.

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Speaker 1: An evil, evil secret police agency, truly truly evil. But

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Speaker 1: this is how these people see themselves. They see themselves

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Speaker 1: as the vanguard of the system.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 1: That's why they're always talking about how great they are.

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Speaker 4: Saying that is most inspiring to me about the FBI.

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Speaker 4: When I reflect on all that I've seen and experience.

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Speaker 1: I can't do it anymore. Jesse Jesse leathers. He says,

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Speaker 1: what was the one thing when you were in Iraq

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Speaker 1: that just made you laugh? I mean laugh so hard

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Speaker 1: you had tears. When you think of it today, you smirk.

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Speaker 1: Your story of the MS constipation and splash down cracked

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Speaker 1: me up good. It sounds like you could use a

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Speaker 1: good laugh. I don't know about laughter. I'll think about that,

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Speaker 1: but I will tell you there was there was a great,

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Speaker 1: great moment. I remember we were, you know, we were

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Speaker 1: in Kuwait and then George Bush declared war, and then

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Speaker 1: we went into Iraq and we did the whole tour

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Speaker 1: right cleared up the bag Dad and you know, securing

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Speaker 1: bag Dad and all the other crap that comes with that.

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Speaker 1: And from there, once Bagdad was fairly secure, they moved

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Speaker 1: us down to a place called Najaf Na Joff. I

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Speaker 1: always thought it was ling the Joff, but again, you

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Speaker 1: don't know what's going on most of the time, and

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Speaker 1: you're in the people back home watching on the news

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Speaker 1: knew more about that stuff than we actually did. But

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Speaker 1: we go back to Najaf and in the Joff, we

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Speaker 1: have to secure this kind of outdoor farmers market area.

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Speaker 1: Because it had walls around it, we knew we could

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Speaker 1: build it up into a fairly secure perimeter. And then

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Speaker 1: we would go out on patrol doing various things, guarding

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Speaker 1: AMMO dumbs, hunting down people, just things you have to do, right,

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Speaker 1: breaking people's jaws, little things like that. And at one

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Speaker 1: point in time we had to go because the mayor

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Speaker 1: of Najaf. His life was in imminent danger because everyone's

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Speaker 1: so freaking violent in that place. And we had to

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Speaker 1: go do shifts guarding the mayor's residence. So we go

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Speaker 1: over there. Now I know you're gonna mock me, but

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Speaker 1: food is a really big deal to me, as you

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Speaker 1: well know. And by this point in time, we had

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Speaker 1: had nothing but MRIs. It was just nothing but crap

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Speaker 1: food that you got to get to get by, you know,

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Speaker 1: that's what they can do. They can't serve you a

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Speaker 1: gourmet meal. No waffle house isn't coming out, So you

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Speaker 1: got what you got. And one day, close to one

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Speaker 1: of the gates, there was and I forget the circumstances

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Speaker 1: around it, but there was kind of this shell of

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Speaker 1: a building and it was multiple floors, there's three or

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Speaker 1: four stories at least, but there were no walls, there

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Speaker 1: was no ceiling on it, but it was all just

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Speaker 1: concrete cinder blocks, like the shell, like someone framed one

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Speaker 1: out and then left it. And close to this building

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Speaker 1: was one of the gates where we had to guard

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Speaker 1: the mayor's mansion. And this guy, I think it was

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Speaker 1: a dude, maybe it was a lady. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: remember you forget some things, right. I think it was

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Speaker 1: a dude, though. This guy comes up and he's selling

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Speaker 1: these They're not breakfast tacos. They were breakfast pitas. And

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Speaker 1: it was this freshly made peta, you know what a

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Speaker 1: pita is. And he opened up the pita so it's

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Speaker 1: a pocket and he must have used about twenty sticks

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Speaker 1: of butter with these scrambled eggs and chopped up onions,

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Speaker 1: so there was no cheese or anything like that. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's Iraq, but it was a peda with buttery, scrambled

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Speaker 1: eggs and onions in it, and he was selling them

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Speaker 1: to us. I still remember this for a dollar apiece.

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Speaker 1: And I had two dollars on me, and I pay

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Speaker 1: him two bucks. I take these things. Remember this is me.

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Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with food anyway, and I take these things.

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Speaker 1: I haven't had anything good to eat. And I go

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Speaker 1: up to the top floor of that shelled out building,

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Speaker 1: the shell of a building, and I'm by myself. I

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Speaker 1: just want to be by myself. And I sat there

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Speaker 1: and I wolfed those things down and I had buttering

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Speaker 1: grease coming down my face and I was audibly eating

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Speaker 1: it was it was embarrassing. If you. I wish I

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Speaker 1: could have a recording of it. It was m oh,

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Speaker 1: it was all Chris. It was bad. It was in

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Speaker 1: any way you can embarrass yourself, I practically did. And

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Speaker 1: I sat up there in the peace and quiet, nothing exploding,

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Speaker 1: nobody's shooting, nobody dying, nobody's screaming, nobody nothing. And I

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Speaker 1: sat up there by myself and I ate those two things.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, you probably wouldn't even look at them twice today,

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Speaker 1: but at the moment, that was the greatest thing I

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Speaker 1: had ever eaten in my life. And that was one

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Speaker 1: of the greatest experiences of my life. Sit down and

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Speaker 1: eat a couple of breakfast petas. And I know it

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Speaker 1: doesn't sound like anything. I probably didn't even relay that correctly,

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Speaker 1: but at the time it was everything to me. The

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Speaker 1: only bad thing about it that I can think of

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Speaker 1: is I didn't have my male Vitality stack to wash

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Speaker 1: wash down afterwards, because that's my breakfast routine now. When

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Speaker 1: I get up and I eat my breakfast, I go

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Speaker 1: get my little little pill thing like I'm a ninety

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Speaker 1: year old man, only it doesn't have pills in it.

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Speaker 1: It has my natural herbal supplements from chalk. It has

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Speaker 1: my male vitality stack in it. And like this morning,

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Speaker 1: I did it and I opened up my little Friday

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Speaker 1: thing and I took my male vitality stack. And I

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Speaker 1: do that because I want energy. I do that because

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Speaker 1: I want to feel good. I want my mind to

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Speaker 1: you join the National Guard if you're old? Hang on