Speaker 1: He is drinks chants, motherfucking podcast man.
Speaker 2: He's a legends every queen's rapper.
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Speaker 3: Drink up mother mother?
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Speaker 1: n A O n A? What up is d J
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Speaker 4: Yo?
Speaker 1: Listen man. When we started this show, we said we
Speaker 1: want to give it to people who are I calls
Speaker 1: people who are legends. This man right here has been
Speaker 1: making everybody in this room laugh for him, beyond and beyond.
Speaker 1: He got asked Carl out of nowhere. Lord, he got
Speaker 1: text and ship stop doing stress with a shirt open,
Speaker 1: and he's continued to do it. He's my favorite old
Speaker 1: spice man ever. You gotta listen.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean listen. I can choose bro and he's
Speaker 5: clean house. He's done it. He's been funnier and funny
Speaker 5: and funny. He's grown with time. He is true in
Speaker 5: the definition of wine is better with time.
Speaker 1: He is a legend. He's an I car and today
Speaker 1: drink chances remote So happy to give this man his
Speaker 1: flowers and tell him how much he means to the game,
Speaker 1: and tell him how much that when he's doing comedy,
Speaker 1: the world is a better motherfucking place. So the one
Speaker 1: thing that I'm a very fan of comedians, right, obviously, right,
Speaker 1: The one thing I can see about your specials is
Speaker 1: you never repeat jokes. Yeah, Like I see some of
Speaker 1: the greats. Me watch them like I watched them at
Speaker 1: Miami in prov and I'll go to like Milwaukee and
Speaker 1: I can finish their joke. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: because I'm like, yo, man, my dude, I was watching it.
Speaker 1: But something about you, especially your specials, you don't Why
Speaker 1: is that why you do all new material? Man?
Speaker 6: I just think that people people deserve that, you know
Speaker 6: what I mean. Like when people come to these shows, man,
Speaker 6: they get babysitters outfit, you know what I mean, They
Speaker 6: taking budgets out, they pay checks to just come right
Speaker 6: for you to come see me. And I do the
Speaker 6: same thing that you saw last time. If it was me,
Speaker 6: I wouldn't come again, you know what I mean, because
Speaker 6: I keep by me. I keep getting babysitters for no reason,
Speaker 6: you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like, I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 6: I'm I'm gonna go see somebody else where I can
Speaker 6: see something new, you know what I mean. And so
Speaker 6: I just think the audience deserved that. And so when
Speaker 6: I'm writing and when I'm going out on tour and
Speaker 6: stuff like that, I keep that in mind, you know,
Speaker 6: I keep those people in mind, and I go, all right,
Speaker 6: I'm doing this for them, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I want them to see something.
Speaker 4: So you don't work out the material that you're doing
Speaker 4: these No, I'll.
Speaker 1: Work it out.
Speaker 6: But I got a I have like a little residency
Speaker 6: in Los Angeles. I have to improv forty people. That's
Speaker 6: like forty people.
Speaker 3: And I be bombing my ass off of that. Motherfucker.
Speaker 3: People be laughing at me, not being fun. But I
Speaker 3: have to do it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: I'd rather bomb in front of forty people to see
Speaker 6: what work and what don't. But then once I stockpile
Speaker 6: all that material, then at the while, after a few
Speaker 6: months whatever, I go hit the road, then you.
Speaker 1: Really be taking down the joke.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, And I purposely leave one joke
Speaker 6: that don't work, okay, Yeah, I think it's funny not
Speaker 6: being funny.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I seen you in a breakfast club and you
Speaker 1: was talking about the Spare. I believe the spare is
Speaker 1: the thing in Las Vegas.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, And.
Speaker 1: You were saying that, I believe YouTube right sold it
Speaker 1: out four days in a row for five months straight,
Speaker 1: all right, So it made me started to think.
Speaker 3: One.
Speaker 1: Obviously, I thought of bad Bunny, but then I thought
Speaker 1: of bad Bunny. Bad Bunny did did similar to that
Speaker 1: three months straight.
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: I believe it was four days a week, but it
Speaker 1: was in Puerto Rico. So that's home Court adventage, right.
Speaker 3: Ye. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: The one thing that I was thinking about when I
Speaker 1: heard you say that was the one thing about this
Speaker 1: is you got Paul McCart, You got YouTube right, you
Speaker 1: got YouTube group. YouTube is a group. Yeah, so it's
Speaker 1: more than one people that you're coming to see. Now,
Speaker 1: can we do that same thing with Kevin Hart and
Speaker 1: Chris Rock Drake and Kendrick Lamar, each one of them together,
Speaker 1: get it? And like yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 6: But all of them are like headliners within themselves or whatever.
Speaker 3: I was just mainly speaking like what icons do.
Speaker 1: We have, like just the YouTube that can do that?
Speaker 6: And the only person I can really think that could
Speaker 6: possibly do it is Diana Ross.
Speaker 3: Only Beyonce could do it. Yes, yes, Beyonce can do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah she can't, she can't.
Speaker 6: But but other than that, I really don't know too
Speaker 6: many people that can that can sell it out four
Speaker 6: days a week, sometimes five days a week for five
Speaker 6: months straight. Like I don't know no black icons that
Speaker 6: can really do that. I mean, you could put Earth
Speaker 6: in the Fire, Stevie Wonder and Lina Richie together, but
Speaker 6: old niggas gonna be there.
Speaker 1: But I don't know.
Speaker 6: Nobody else that can just do but you got to
Speaker 6: put them together.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know what I mean, you can't can't do it.
Speaker 1: I feel like jay Z and Nas could do that,
Speaker 1: But that might be my hip hop saying that to me.
Speaker 3: Because you know me too on it too. But I
Speaker 3: don't know what you say.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm a Nas jay fan. I just you know, know,
Speaker 3: you know what with.
Speaker 1: The important parson that you're saying is the geographics is
Speaker 1: the actual uh Las Vegas. Las Vegas is a tourist town.
Speaker 1: Even the people that that that live in Las Vegas
Speaker 1: don't really come out. They're like already written, right.
Speaker 6: But I think that I also think the problem is
Speaker 6: a lot of black folks, young especially young folks, they
Speaker 6: don't they don't support our icons. They just don't say yeah,
Speaker 6: they don't. They don't go see nobody that that be
Speaker 6: really be. It'd be like a lot of older people.
Speaker 6: I went to a Morse Date concert. It was like
Speaker 6: there was like twelve hundred people in the audience and
Speaker 6: I was sitting up here like this mors.
Speaker 3: Day, Like anyway they come to Seymour's days.
Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah, somebody truck is hard something twenty five.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: But I've seen these shows be like very small audiences
Speaker 6: because a lot of young cats be like, man, they
Speaker 6: wanted to see the hip happening ship and they don't.
Speaker 6: They don't go see their icons. But I just went
Speaker 6: to go see Billy Idol. I'm in the audience at
Speaker 6: Billy Idol.
Speaker 3: Ship, jam motherfucker all the way to the back.
Speaker 6: Everybody only black people that was there was me and JB.
Speaker 6: Smooth black people.
Speaker 1: I'm going to see cooler gang. I'm going to just well, I.
Speaker 3: Was with Robert glassfer Uh at Napa Valley.
Speaker 1: When you have fooling the gang, I.
Speaker 3: Mean, I know we know it's earthing the fire, Earth
Speaker 3: the fire.
Speaker 6: I'm tripping cooling again. I ain't never seen cool in
Speaker 6: the game. They got that new leader, they don't got
Speaker 6: the damn got j T.
Speaker 1: Don't they cooking niggas out of the game.
Speaker 6: This is a nigga that looks like changing.
Speaker 4: Even with Morris Day, You're like, come on, they wasn't
Speaker 4: around no, but.
Speaker 6: They think that's the person like that, Like when I
Speaker 6: went to see Morris Day, that one Jerome with them,
Speaker 6: I like, who's this niggag holding the mirror more ship?
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, they changing them out left and right.
Speaker 1: You know. Now, one thing that I saw you explain
Speaker 1: in a couple of places, and it was very articulate,
Speaker 1: but it was something that that that touched me directly,
Speaker 1: right that y'all said that when y'all renegotiated Blackish, everybody
Speaker 1: kind of went in and kind of like did it individually, right,
Speaker 1: And that's something like I believe that hip hop could
Speaker 1: have learned from y'all, right, like had had y'all, like
Speaker 1: like collectively, you know, got together, because because collectively, without y'all,
Speaker 1: there is no show, right, and the show is a
Speaker 1: hit show. Right, it's a hit show. So it just
Speaker 1: makes sense, like, hey, guys, we're not trying to be assholes,
Speaker 1: but we're trying to be compensated in the way that
Speaker 1: we did. Do you think that was a mistake that
Speaker 1: you guys didn't come together.
Speaker 6: I totally think it was a mistake because I rallied,
Speaker 6: especially with the guys that if any I ever seen
Speaker 6: the show. We used to have like an office scene
Speaker 6: where he would Anthony would go to work. He had
Speaker 6: talked to his coworkers and we used to always do
Speaker 6: these office scenes. So I was talking to the office
Speaker 6: people like, yo, man, they need us for the scene,
Speaker 6: Like let's just chill and then we man, let's get
Speaker 6: our money up like everybody else is doing it.
Speaker 3: Let's just do that.
Speaker 6: And it was like, because I don't think the family
Speaker 6: was really dealing with us like that, So I was like,
Speaker 6: let's deal with the office cats. All of them was like, yeah,
Speaker 6: let's do it.
Speaker 1: But when you say the family, what you mean.
Speaker 6: Like like Anthony family like that was one entity and
Speaker 6: then it was the.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I wouldn't even look at it.
Speaker 6: Because when we did these scenes, we never was with
Speaker 6: the family. Every blue moon you would see episode with
Speaker 6: us with the family, but other than that, no, yeah.
Speaker 1: It would just be us.
Speaker 6: Shoot this and then he'll come shoot with us. But
Speaker 6: we never really was with him or whatever, you know.
Speaker 6: So I was like, man, So I was like, yeah,
Speaker 6: let's let's let's let's wait and let's get our money up.
Speaker 6: And then I went in there picking sign blackfist up
Speaker 6: and they was.
Speaker 3: Like, everybody's down to make up, get ready.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is a question that I'm actually
Speaker 1: super naive because we got black directors, we got black producers,
Speaker 1: we got black writers, we got black actors. Like when
Speaker 1: are we going to ever be the foodboo? Like, when
Speaker 1: are we going to actually be the food of movies?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Like, what's what's my man name? Just did the the
Speaker 1: the the ship that's on Netflix? Stalkers?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 1: The ship with Michael B.
Speaker 3: Jordan's center sitting there?
Speaker 1: And I said stokers? But we understand that he's a
Speaker 1: black director, right, we understand so and it's successful isn't
Speaker 1: that example that we should just go and take on
Speaker 1: our own thing or do we need these budgets?
Speaker 6: I mean, it's all changing right now, man, everything's changing.
Speaker 6: Everybody is getting super independent. Everybody's doing their own thing.
Speaker 6: One thing that they can't take away is, you know,
Speaker 6: a hit is a hit, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: The script is great, The script is great. They can't
Speaker 6: take it away. Like a star's a star. You cannot
Speaker 6: take away a star being the star, you know what
Speaker 6: I mean. It's just it's inevitable, you know, so as
Speaker 6: long as you keep writing what you writing, and it's
Speaker 6: going to speak for itself, you know what I mean,
Speaker 6: especially if everybody want it. The problem is is that
Speaker 6: I don't think that we are like taking each other
Speaker 6: with us, you know what I mean. It's still that
Speaker 6: only one person can get it at a time type
Speaker 6: of mentality.
Speaker 3: But it's like that in music too.
Speaker 6: It's like that and everything it's like and it's so
Speaker 6: sad because it's different styles of people.
Speaker 3: It's different styles of people.
Speaker 6: Comedy, acting, music, hip hop, and it's like, let everybody
Speaker 6: have their own style in their own lane, and maybe
Speaker 6: it could be six month Buckers at the top of
Speaker 6: the thing, but in different styles, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: Like back in the nineties it hip hop and shit,
Speaker 6: that was the beauty about hip hop.
Speaker 3: Back then, everybody was unique and doing their own thing,
Speaker 3: and it was like that.
Speaker 6: And now it's like, if you not sounding like a motherfucker,
Speaker 6: you can't get signed. And that's how it is with
Speaker 6: comedy a lot of times too, if you don't sound,
Speaker 6: if you're not doing this, because there's a lot of
Speaker 6: comics that's doing like CrowdWork, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: And I'm not mad at it. Big on stage and
Speaker 6: they just go, hey, where you're from, Oh, yeah, what's
Speaker 6: your what's your birthday?
Speaker 3: Oh that's your wife? Okay, hey you that's your girlfriend?
Speaker 3: Heys And there's no written material. They're just doing that.
Speaker 3: I'm not mad at that, Like that's what you do.
Speaker 3: That's what you do. But everybody's I mean, it is
Speaker 3: considered improv but still it takes away from you know,
Speaker 3: writing a joke, you know what I mean. People still
Speaker 3: want to hear jokes.
Speaker 6: Nobody want to go in there and listen to you
Speaker 6: get to know everybody.
Speaker 3: For a whole while, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 3: you do that on.
Speaker 1: Your that's your weekend greet.
Speaker 7: It's just.
Speaker 6: Exact niggas, you know, like Yo, don't spend the whole
Speaker 6: goddamn time getting to know motherfuckers. It's like, people want
Speaker 6: a joke and I ain't mad at it.
Speaker 3: I just I just want balance.
Speaker 6: I want to balance with everything, Like give me balance
Speaker 6: with that ship, you know. But you know, the game
Speaker 6: is changing, man, A lot of people don't know no better,
Speaker 6: especially younger cats. They just don't know no about it,
Speaker 6: and that's what they came up on. But I just
Speaker 6: want everybody to understand that there's a formula that happened
Speaker 6: way before that, and it still exists, and it's very scarce,
Speaker 6: but it still exists.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, and it still works.
Speaker 6: I mean you got people like you know, Chappelle myself,
Speaker 6: that's you know, yeh said, that's that's out here, like
Speaker 6: really still killing the game with that, you know, And
Speaker 6: so I just want people to understand that that's not
Speaker 6: the end all be all, Like look for balance in
Speaker 6: any comedian you go see, force them and challenge them
Speaker 6: to write a joke and see what happened.
Speaker 1: So let me ask you, right, in these past couple
Speaker 1: of years, it's been a lot easier to get on
Speaker 1: a comedy because of this. Right. Yeah, so you have
Speaker 1: you have comedians that's full fledged comedians that can get
Speaker 1: up and give it to you, and then you got
Speaker 1: comedians that sketch comedians. Right, that's that they cater to Instagram.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: We had an episode on this show one time. It's
Speaker 1: one of my favorite episodes on the show. Was we
Speaker 1: had was the guy Mike, Mike Apps was just a
Speaker 1: natural comedian. Yeah. I know, I did not know what
Speaker 1: I was doing. I did not set this guy up,
Speaker 1: you know. So I just put the enternet Forgot's name
Speaker 1: is we Do Brown. But I put him next to Mike,
Speaker 1: and Mike just couldn't help himself. He just start frying
Speaker 1: this guy. He just like he was like yo, he said,
Speaker 1: he said, it looked like God. I wanted to make
Speaker 1: you omitgine and he said, I'm gonna give you a
Speaker 1: little bit more. You know.
Speaker 3: So what I'm I'm.
Speaker 1: Thinking this is how naive I am get you two points. One,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking every comedian now, and then two, I'm at
Speaker 1: least thinking they know each other, like at least they met.
Speaker 1: And Mike just couldn't help himself. Bro, Like and there
Speaker 1: was Mike Boy named the Older the Older Gentleman. Oh
Speaker 1: he was even worse. They were just going at him.
Speaker 1: And I'm sitting there and I'm saying to myself, I
Speaker 1: set up this.
Speaker 8: Commedion, knowing, knowingly for the brave warriorms comedians into a
Speaker 8: newborn basically.
Speaker 1: And they just ate the new born man. You know.
Speaker 4: That was like an idol to him, like he's getting
Speaker 4: no more.
Speaker 1: What I'm trying to say is this, there's there's some
Speaker 1: new comedians that you can tell they're going to supersede
Speaker 1: this Instagram thing. They're gonna they're gonna go above there.
Speaker 1: And then some people that say, you know what, that's
Speaker 1: your world, but stay there because you can't fuck with
Speaker 1: this other world.
Speaker 6: So with us is absolutely that's the truth, you know,
Speaker 6: like those sketches and what you're known for online and
Speaker 6: ship and then you're getting this notoriety and everybody love
Speaker 6: you and ship like that, And then you try to
Speaker 6: go to the comedy club and you try to get
Speaker 6: some material going.
Speaker 3: If you're gonna do that, you.
Speaker 6: Better go get some writers or something. Don't go in there, motherfucker,
Speaker 6: motherfucker kick a cat a cat, right kick it in
Speaker 6: the lake and everybody see that ship go viral, and
Speaker 6: then you're gonna stay and you kick the cat ship.
Speaker 9: Right, so now you're gonna say to be kicking ship,
Speaker 9: hick a bunch of ship and make everybody laughs.
Speaker 1: Fucking life, Yo, you better.
Speaker 6: Keep kicking mother, because you ain't got no material and ship,
Speaker 6: you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: But that's what they do.
Speaker 6: They they have to watch that will make you as
Speaker 6: will break you.
Speaker 3: You gotta understand that, you know, you got to.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you gotta understand that you on that motherfucking Graham
Speaker 6: blowing the funk up, you better know what happened after that,
Speaker 6: you know what I mean. And there's a lot of
Speaker 6: newer comics that that are feeling that right now. They're going,
Speaker 6: oh that they went out there with this notoriety and
Speaker 6: when did these clubs? And man, it just didn't go
Speaker 6: good for them, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Because sometimes it works vice versa. Sometimes it goes where
Speaker 1: the older comedians are trying to do the.
Speaker 10: Skits and that didn't work. Bro trying to be banks,
Speaker 10: but shout out.
Speaker 3: That's what I love. This is just one of those
Speaker 3: guys that got it off, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: He figured it out and he gave and he gave
Speaker 3: homage to Motheruckers beforehand. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: What I love about the new comedians, this is what
Speaker 1: I love when they get canceled. Like day three days
Speaker 1: of cancelation. You didn't see you know, he got canceled
Speaker 1: the other day. That's that's he banks. He did a
Speaker 1: skit about the guy who was like, I like, you
Speaker 1: you know the guy who raped people in jail. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I don't know. I don't know what that's
Speaker 1: the story. So so what happens is, by the way,
Speaker 1: I don't want to say the skin is hilary because
Speaker 1: don't want to be canceled leading sunny. But I didn't realize.
Speaker 1: So when you read the comments, there was so many
Speaker 1: like like they're like yo, and the comments is saying YO,
Speaker 1: making fun about rape is never a joke. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: damn because I thought it was funny. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: part of the problem. So what I'm trying to say
Speaker 1: is I believe he went an apology. Told is it
Speaker 1: hard for comedians like because it's like you're going to
Speaker 1: cross the line but never put the pinky toe over.
Speaker 3: Look, it's such it's such a It's.
Speaker 6: Something that every comic deal with, especially nowadays, man, because
Speaker 6: you're we're in the business, especially the old school comics
Speaker 6: funnyest funny.
Speaker 3: We know, and you take pain and you make it funny.
Speaker 3: You can't gonna stage going.
Speaker 6: I had a magnificent day to day and I got
Speaker 6: paid and I ain't going.
Speaker 11: All my kids are great, you know, I'm like, God,
Speaker 11: she did three threesomes with me this week.
Speaker 6: You can't do some ship like that. You know, you
Speaker 6: got to. You got to you go from pain. So
Speaker 6: when you have these situations that's hurtful to people, you
Speaker 6: got to understand the comic.
Speaker 3: Is coming from pain from the get go. But everything
Speaker 3: that he's.
Speaker 6: Saying so he don't mean no harm by it. He's
Speaker 6: just taking another painful moment trying to make it funny.
Speaker 6: So to differentiate between what's painful that's acceptable and what's
Speaker 6: painful that's not is some really fucked up ship that
Speaker 6: you have to go by.
Speaker 3: After change all the time and changes all the time,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, So you don't know what
Speaker 3: the fuck you can really say and not say. So
Speaker 3: it's a very touchy, touchy area for for for comics.
Speaker 3: Or whatever.
Speaker 6: You know, figure that shit. I don't fuck with neither, right,
Speaker 6: But in my and my stand up, I don't say
Speaker 6: ship about that ship.
Speaker 1: You got to see from the beginning as well. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: He had a group called to Go Get Us and
Speaker 6: they used to perform at this place called the Cotton Club.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 6: Everybody de started to be like uh and I got
Speaker 6: some hell.
Speaker 3: Of five beats that was just it.
Speaker 6: You know, he rhymes, but he wasn't like he was like, yeah,
Speaker 6: it wasn't great like that, but the music was like, oh,
Speaker 6: this dude is crazy.
Speaker 3: With it, you know.
Speaker 6: And he just kept doing and kept doing, and I
Speaker 6: remember he did uh h is uh. Then he did
Speaker 6: motherfucking beans true to truth. Every time I step in
Speaker 6: the book after that, myers have to reintroduce themselves to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was it was like what up?
Speaker 3: Yea.
Speaker 1: Then it was like Kanye West, to give you a
Speaker 1: great story. Me go back to that, let me give
Speaker 1: you a great story. I thought you have mister Lee
Speaker 1: working for you right there. We're on the group chat
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yo, I said, you asked, what is
Speaker 1: d on work drinking? And he goes, excuse me, He
Speaker 1: goes by the name of Cole, Sir, I know what
Speaker 1: you got good here.
Speaker 3: To addressed.
Speaker 1: Jesus this year is too okay from the Kanye, we're
Speaker 1: talking about Kanye, yeah yeah, yea, yeah. So we spoke
Speaker 1: about after he started wearing lover. Yeah, because you have
Speaker 1: to call the nigga what we love.
Speaker 6: We're gonna you know, some lovers with that cold weather
Speaker 6: after Jack No, no, no, it was there was good people.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 6: They weren't like I was around him a super lot.
Speaker 6: But I used to be with my I don't know
Speaker 6: if you know, I got Coodie. Yeah, yeah, that's my guy.
Speaker 6: Some me and Coody was like, you know, we're still
Speaker 6: best friends man, and you know, we used to hang
Speaker 6: out a lot, so I would be around Yay. When
Speaker 6: Coody started documenting him and ship, you know, and then
Speaker 6: it just got to a point where I just me personally,
Speaker 6: I just felt like I was like I remember one
Speaker 6: day we went to a party and we were and
Speaker 6: when we walked in, Yea was like, man, let's go
Speaker 6: to the VIP area and it was like probably about
Speaker 6: fifteen of us and we went to the VIP area
Speaker 6: and we were chilling. Then he was like this ship
Speaker 6: dead up here. Let's go downstairs with action that. So
Speaker 6: we all went downstairs with action that. Then he was like,
Speaker 6: Sniggs keeps sucking with me, Come on, let's go back
Speaker 6: upstairs to the VIP. And then we went a man
Speaker 6: and then he was like, damn, ain't no holds up
Speaker 6: there down the stairs ship we brought. When we went
Speaker 6: back down there, I was like, I ain't going back up.
Speaker 6: I ain't going and the niggas went up and I
Speaker 6: just stayed down.
Speaker 3: And then I was like, I ain't.
Speaker 6: About to keep following you around nigga like that. And
Speaker 6: I think that was the end of my hanging.
Speaker 1: And restro respect. Other than r Kelly Yay really had
Speaker 1: no other example to actually look at, right, because who
Speaker 1: else blew up? I mean, what is like the global artist.
Speaker 3: All?
Speaker 6: They all they can like, you know, to be real
Speaker 6: with you, everybody looked.
Speaker 3: At comment Common.
Speaker 6: Common was Common was the motherfucker? I mean, who's the
Speaker 6: dude that was doing it? If you did the song
Speaker 6: with Common, you was like, oh, so, I'm quite sure
Speaker 6: ya was excited to rock with with Common?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Because it was juice comment
Speaker 3: Twister I did do I die? You know? Yeah? It was.
Speaker 6: It was a lot of a lot of a lot
Speaker 6: of great West Side MC's that was getting down, you know,
Speaker 6: a psychodrama Buck and all them, they was all getting
Speaker 6: it in.
Speaker 3: So Yay was like he did a.
Speaker 6: Song called a Hire with Do a Die and them,
Speaker 6: you know what I mean, because he wanted to work
Speaker 6: with them whatever. But yeah, it was like it was
Speaker 6: like we you want to work Chicago artists only at
Speaker 6: first shout out the track stuff like it was all
Speaker 6: these all these people that wanted to work together, and
Speaker 6: once you work with them, you start really kind of
Speaker 6: thinking about everybody else in the world, you know, especially
Speaker 6: if it blew, and it did, and so ship Yay.
Speaker 3: Left, Common left.
Speaker 6: When everybody started leaving, it is the city kind of
Speaker 6: like kind of window down whether the Bratt left, everybody left. Yeah,
Speaker 6: so Sha was still there. She's still rocking. Shout out
Speaker 6: to Shanna, but yeah, it was it was. Yeah, the
Speaker 6: city got kind of kind of kind of bland or whatever.
Speaker 6: But when ya got with rock with the rock Man
Speaker 6: and then he came home.
Speaker 1: It was cold.
Speaker 6: Always college dropout shed that motherfucker was. They was playing
Speaker 6: that ship and funerals, wedding elevators like that.
Speaker 3: Ship was anywhere got up. It was crazy.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if you know, but you've been
Speaker 1: telling me for years that he tried to name Northwest
Speaker 1: Rie really get out. Do you believe it? I did not,
Speaker 1: But then they kept he kept saying it. He said
Speaker 1: it on this show, said it on The Brothers Club,
Speaker 1: and then but still like it was no confirmation. So
Speaker 1: I go to virgil oblos Uh passed. What's it called
Speaker 1: when you when you pass away? And they not pass over?
Speaker 1: That's that's Jewish you No, no, no, it's something that
Speaker 1: passed like yeah, they was. They were Louis bit. Tom
Speaker 1: was sending him off. So I see him kardash Year
Speaker 1: and I see Northwest, who apparently she's named as to me, right,
Speaker 1: that's crazy, So he come look at me. He goes,
Speaker 1: He's like, no, come here. So I'm like, I know
Speaker 1: I'm read in the face. I'm black, and I know
Speaker 1: my face turning like oh ships like why am I
Speaker 1: about to say something? Northwest? And Kim like what am
Speaker 1: I belonging? And she got He goes to her, he goes,
Speaker 1: this is who I named you after? To Northwest. She
Speaker 1: looked at me like he ain't ship, Like I want
Speaker 1: me doing. But then Kim looked at me, and she
Speaker 1: looked at me with the look of death, right like
Speaker 1: you gotta remember this is right after I let car.
Speaker 1: You just go crazy. She's looking at me like you
Speaker 1: are not off the hook at me?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 1: Wow. I never got this to hear this story. Recently,
Speaker 1: she goes online and she says, walk, Yes, Kanye wanted
Speaker 1: to name him. By the way, Kanye, that was. That
Speaker 1: is one of the best compliments I've ever got. Name
Speaker 1: of the Norriega is too crazy. Normally I would have
Speaker 1: got I would have been all like golf, all and everything.
Speaker 1: Look at me voluntary to be a go.
Speaker 3: A love.
Speaker 12: I can take a dress. I don't want to take
Speaker 12: a drink. It's about that time. That's about that time.
Speaker 12: Plus you know what you know, you know, you know
Speaker 12: you got the baby. You know hold on, hold you
Speaker 12: know what you got.
Speaker 1: You know you know the family denies the baby. This
Speaker 1: is the baby that denies the family like we stepped,
Speaker 1: we stepped, but it doesn't matter. Man. But yo, yay.
Speaker 1: That's one of the biggest compliments I've ever ever got.
Speaker 1: And another one. I want to make this clear and
Speaker 1: get back to the interview. I will never forget what
Speaker 1: fifty for me. When he came to see us that day,
Speaker 1: pretty soon jumped out the car. He had his security
Speaker 1: with him, and he turned and he looked at his
Speaker 1: security and said, chill, I'm with Norwy, I'm okay against
Speaker 1: the rapper to do that for me, that is a big,
Speaker 1: big compliment I've now. I thought about that the other day.
Speaker 1: I was just sleeping in my bed and I was like,
Speaker 1: that was so hold. We was out here, but right,
Speaker 1: I mean out here, you know what I'm saying. That's
Speaker 1: when he came to the show. Yes, yeah, so Jack
Speaker 1: Whiler said he's five minutes away. So okay, so uh okay, No,
Speaker 1: So your mom's birthday is October eleven.
Speaker 6: Yeah okay, yeah, yeah, just passed not too long ago. Yeah,
Speaker 6: that's uh, that's crazy. Yeah, my much she passed away
Speaker 6: about four years ago. Oh wow yeah yeah, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: It was uh, still dealing with that, you know, dealing
Speaker 6: with you know, her passing and.
Speaker 3: You know, trying to go through life.
Speaker 6: You know, anybody that ever lost somebody, you already know
Speaker 6: how they especially a mom, a mom, especially being an only.
Speaker 3: Child too child. I was I wasn't you know, what
Speaker 3: it was. We never had ship.
Speaker 6: We was poor as put our food on a window
Speaker 6: sill because we had refrigerator. Ship like that, you keep
Speaker 6: keep to keep your food on refrigerator window ledge or whatever.
Speaker 6: But I didn't know we even I didn't know we
Speaker 6: didn't have ship, you know what I mean, because it
Speaker 6: was just so much love and you know, I didn't
Speaker 6: know that, not until you know, later on, when I
Speaker 6: got older and started getting off into girls and ship
Speaker 6: like that. Then I was like, oh, we're poor, you know,
Speaker 6: I didn't. I didn't know that, you know, like, what's
Speaker 6: up with your shoes? I'm like, what you mean was wrong?
Speaker 6: So when they stopped doing that, I was like, dang.
Speaker 6: But still no, she worked hard and tried to make
Speaker 6: it happened whatever. But yeah with that crazy oh yeah, yeah, that.
Speaker 1: The boy came through the butt finally. Okay, bag, okay,
Speaker 1: because last time you smoke the blood was Paul McCartney.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's some you know, some.
Speaker 1: Point, so you you know.
Speaker 3: Paul McCartney came.
Speaker 1: Uh, let's get to that later. Yeah, let's get to that.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the special. Yeah, okay, especially it's on Netflix,
Speaker 1: but we were watching the bootleg version on YouTube. I
Speaker 1: just want to throw that out there. How does that work?
Speaker 1: Because like back in the days when bootlegs used to happen,
Speaker 1: we used to have to go to the Africans. We should
Speaker 1: have to beat them up and ask them where did
Speaker 1: they get it from? The Sinister Canal street? And it's
Speaker 1: Technese in the Canal I thought that the Chinese.
Speaker 3: Enough.
Speaker 1: This is in twenty twenty five. How do you approach
Speaker 1: something like that, because you know, I imagine Netflix did a
Speaker 1: lookletive deal with you. Now if I don't have Netflix,
Speaker 1: I can go on YouTube and enjoy this specially that
Speaker 1: you did just for Netflix. How do you navigate to it?
Speaker 6: But especially being now probably a year and some change
Speaker 6: or whatever. Yeah, yeah, it came out, so I think
Speaker 6: people have figured it out. They can put stuff on
Speaker 6: YouTube or whatever. But when they drop like you can't,
Speaker 6: you can't do that then you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: So like, yeah, you have to you forced to watch
Speaker 6: it on Netflix. It's no recording it or nothing like that.
Speaker 6: Unless you plan your TV and you recording it like that.
Speaker 1: That's not going to affect your deal. Because you're dealing
Speaker 1: with Netflix and some of the butlegs. It probably better
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean enough everybody.
Speaker 1: That's my question is like if your numbers do good
Speaker 1: on YouTube, Netflix come back to you and say you
Speaker 1: look what we did on.
Speaker 6: YouTube or well no, no no, because they look at
Speaker 6: look when Netflix they want you to come to Netflix.
Speaker 6: They're not looking at YouTube, like what you're doing?
Speaker 1: Talk about netflixes. Netflix never give you your numbers.
Speaker 3: They doesn't give your numbers. You gotta like got to
Speaker 3: know somebody.
Speaker 1: Okay, you just.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think you just got to go through certain
Speaker 6: people and they'll give your numbers if you really ask for.
Speaker 1: I noticed like they'll like one, two, three, four, five,
Speaker 1: but they won't have no numbers.
Speaker 3: Under that one. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't know what indicatese how did that become
Speaker 1: number one?
Speaker 6: I think like recent and recent years, they start like
Speaker 6: if you ask them for it, then okay, you know
Speaker 6: somebody will work hard to get it for you.
Speaker 1: And as a comedian, is that the end all be
Speaker 1: all as of right now is to have a special
Speaker 1: on Netflix.
Speaker 6: I mean it's like it's something back of the days
Speaker 6: to be Yeah yeah, through all of that.
Speaker 3: But yeah, you you you you want that.
Speaker 6: That is a goal for a lot of comedians that
Speaker 6: have a special on Netflix, absolutely, because it's like the
Speaker 6: reach is so crazy. You drop a special on there
Speaker 6: and if it's funny, you're selling out theaters the next day.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so there's definitely a goal for like a lot
Speaker 6: of comics to reach or whatever.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come sit down.
Speaker 3: Adults and possible ship. You went real deep.
Speaker 6: Everybody else and my neighbor shot out. You'll be standing
Speaker 6: around with a group of niggas shying to just walk up.
Speaker 1: Everybody like ship.
Speaker 3: He'll be like it used the real depot and he'll
Speaker 3: just stand around, look at everybody and he'll just choose
Speaker 3: who slaps ship, slap your cargo. Yeah, to be like no.
Speaker 6: No, it was like South Suburbs of Chicago, slap ship
Speaker 6: out of the dog and just be like, man, give
Speaker 6: me some money.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I would be like as soon as he walked up,
Speaker 6: I'll be like I gotta go. And I knew that
Speaker 6: that was happening to but yeah, shy House, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Ra told me about that was your childhood. But d
Speaker 3: ray Y, Yeah, yeah, we I like Damnar raised d
Speaker 3: ray Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: He was used to live next door to one of
Speaker 6: my best friends, Chris and uh Man Chris used to
Speaker 6: like always look out for him because d Ray Mama
Speaker 6: was like like like like really bad, like in drugs
Speaker 6: and dry.
Speaker 1: Kind of like a little unsafe because he's he's like
Speaker 1: he's like unsafe like skin and green unsafe and that's unsafe,
Speaker 1: like like yeah, that's the unsafe like he had he
Speaker 1: had to like yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so we we looked out for him like a
Speaker 6: lot and ship you know, and so yeah, and then
Speaker 6: he started doing stand up. You know, it was like man,
Speaker 6: he took off. Man, so it was good. Yeah, shout
Speaker 6: out to d and Ship.
Speaker 1: So let me ask let me ask you. Right, I've
Speaker 1: access to multiple comedians, and I always compare it to
Speaker 1: the rap game, right, this chicken chipling circuit excuse me,
Speaker 1: uh in in the comedy world, and then well wrap
Speaker 1: we have like it's called underground. I guess we might
Speaker 1: think that we under it's the same thing, right. The
Speaker 1: difference is when I started to do research of like
Speaker 1: how comedians come up, Like you said earlier, you said
Speaker 1: you went to see the band and the band only
Speaker 1: had twelve hundred people there, right, Morris day A. Right,
Speaker 1: that's that's that's a big international band, but a lot
Speaker 1: of us coming up in hip hop will have a
Speaker 1: little thing, but we'll still get up twelve hundred dollars
Speaker 1: or twenty five hundred thirty thousand. What I noticed in
Speaker 1: the chicken circuit was a lot of people were getting
Speaker 1: seventy five dollars one hundred and fifty dollars. That's something
Speaker 1: that wrapped. Don't go through that, not that much like,
Speaker 1: not that bad, not in that type of way. How
Speaker 1: does a person go from getting one hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: dollars to one hundred dollars thousand a night.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you, Let me tell you, Let me
Speaker 3: tell you, Let me tell you. We went look at.
Speaker 7: What's that?
Speaker 3: It's a diamond glass. That a little bit about this
Speaker 3: for me, man. You know when he had his.
Speaker 13: Accident, Yeah, I was taking care of him. I used
Speaker 13: to have to wipe his ass and you know what
Speaker 13: I'm saying, I'll feed him.
Speaker 3: I had to help him get back to.
Speaker 1: Normal and everything.
Speaker 3: So you don't to do some woman, give me a
Speaker 3: new eye.
Speaker 1: You got one? That's yeah, that's dope. Make a noise withour.
Speaker 3: We're going to get just one.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 6: They stat tour called the Creative Tour. You go from
Speaker 6: New York, right, and you go all the way down
Speaker 6: state the state, state the state, all the way down
Speaker 6: to Miami and then back over the Dallas then up
Speaker 6: to Memphis. Every night you're driving from a city city getting.
Speaker 3: Two hundred dollars two hundred, one hundred and fifty three hundreds.
Speaker 1: A bunch of comics together.
Speaker 6: It's like two two comics and y'all ride together, y'all
Speaker 6: rent a car and just do that ship. And everybody
Speaker 6: had to do that. It was crazy, dog and we
Speaker 6: ain't gonna make no money, but you felt like you
Speaker 6: had to do it because everybody big was doing it.
Speaker 1: The old comedian's apology on behalf of the whole rape.
Speaker 1: We thought we had it the worst. Well, don't say it,
Speaker 1: because the promo runs is similar. You don't get paid.
Speaker 1: Promo ones is worse. But I give you this. I
Speaker 1: will give you this. Promo ones bills a relationship if
Speaker 1: you want to live in this game and have relationships, right,
Speaker 1: and for a twenty year span.
Speaker 3: That promo one is.
Speaker 1: Basically no because they're not on a record label. So
Speaker 1: the difference between that is they're doing that for themselves
Speaker 1: as opposed to us. We're doing this for a record
Speaker 1: label in hopes of we're going to be in longevity
Speaker 1: business for ten years or more and we're gonna have
Speaker 1: great relationships with the radio stations that we just came
Speaker 1: and looked out for.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's still entertainer's not getting paid, still the
Speaker 4: same that one.
Speaker 6: Understand why ain't no per diem.
Speaker 1: I'm drinking this down to drink because of you, because
Speaker 1: you ordered, you brought up not getting paid.
Speaker 13: And when I was talking to Michael Blaxon, y'all did
Speaker 13: to Mike, Yeah, you d l City. Y'all had a
Speaker 13: show in Chicago. You know what I'm saying was the
Speaker 13: turnout wasn't really good because of the promotion was wrong
Speaker 13: with the promoter, which was when in Chicago and Chicago,
Speaker 13: and then the promoter was trying to cut a deal
Speaker 13: with y'all, like you cut him a break, but you
Speaker 13: was the only one went as in the phone you
Speaker 13: told him.
Speaker 6: No, I remember something like that, but no, it ended
Speaker 6: up working out at the at the end of the day,
Speaker 6: it all worked out. But I don't know what Mike
Speaker 6: deal was, but mine worked out.
Speaker 3: You got all.
Speaker 1: I worked out. You know, that's a great question because
Speaker 1: bus when I say I'm saying rappers, right, Oh, we
Speaker 1: have a reputation that supersedes us, right right. So they'll say,
Speaker 1: all right, cool, Maybe I won't play with DMX money,
Speaker 1: but maybe i'll mess with Mocha Locos money.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: Maybe I won't mess with nor your money, but maybe
Speaker 1: i'll mess with Monster's money. All of y'all known to
Speaker 1: be funny people. So how does the promoter choose who
Speaker 1: to mess with or short and who not to?
Speaker 3: Man, they just have to like figure it out.
Speaker 6: I always got my money, man, because this is what
Speaker 6: I used to do the promoters back in the day
Speaker 6: before I had like representation. Somebody will call me up
Speaker 6: and be like, hey, man, I want you to do
Speaker 6: a show down in Louisville, and I'd be like this,
Speaker 6: who is this? And they'll be like Scott. I'll be like, nah,
Speaker 6: heard about you.
Speaker 1: I'm good.
Speaker 6: And then they'd be like what and I'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 6: you ain't paying motherfuckers and all that and I'm not.
Speaker 6: I'm not doing that. They always do this who told
Speaker 6: you this shit? And not be like everybody told me
Speaker 6: I ain't coming down there.
Speaker 3: He'll be like, no, fuck that nom, that's my reputation.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3: I'ma I'm gonna throw.
Speaker 1: You an extra. We're gonna pick you up. You want
Speaker 1: to find us over tails and.
Speaker 3: Showed you who I am because that ain't who I am.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, let's see. And they always go above
Speaker 3: and beyond.
Speaker 1: It to within. Nobody never even said that that's a
Speaker 1: good way.
Speaker 3: Let me get one of those blunts by speaking on
Speaker 3: one of those blunts.
Speaker 1: Paul McCartney, Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get into it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's getting.
Speaker 6: To Paul is one of the realists. And Bob too, Yeah, bombmously. Yes,
Speaker 6: he laughed the whole time. Yeah, he came upstairs. He
Speaker 6: came upstairs and was like, hey, man, I came here
Speaker 6: to see you. I saw your name on the mir
Speaker 6: key and I think you're funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I was on my coming home from rehearsal. I got
Speaker 6: a world tour coming up, and so I just wanted
Speaker 6: to come in and come kick it. And I was
Speaker 6: like what, I'm looking at him, like what, He's like yeah,
Speaker 6: and he reached his packet put out this fat ass joint.
Speaker 6: He was like, you don't mind, dude.
Speaker 1: And there was a joint aunt it was a fact.
Speaker 3: Like he was. It was it.
Speaker 1: It was loud.
Speaker 6: Yo, he's lit, that motherfucker. He was just like, yeah, man,
Speaker 6: so how long you've been doing stand up? And I
Speaker 6: was telling him and then I was like, hey, man,
Speaker 6: let me ask you a question.
Speaker 3: He was said yeah.
Speaker 6: I was like, what's up at you? And Michael Jackson? Man,
Speaker 6: it was all cool. He was like yeah, we was
Speaker 6: I hate he died and we didn't we didn't uh speak. Yeah,
Speaker 6: he was like, but yeah, he fucked me over man, fuck.
Speaker 1: Me him up though too. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I heard about Mike No, but he he told Mike
Speaker 6: money isn't publishing and Mike was like, yeah, I'm about
Speaker 6: your publisher. And he was like yeah, all right whatever.
Speaker 6: He was on AD and Mike, Yeah he told everything. Yeah,
Speaker 6: he told Mike bout his publishing. Then this is the
Speaker 6: part that I really didn't know. He said, I asked Mike,
Speaker 6: but since he bought my publishing, give me a bump.
Speaker 6: Mike was like nah. He was like nah, this business
Speaker 6: and he was like well, he was like, we didn't
Speaker 6: did hits together. Mike like nah no, and wouldn't give
Speaker 6: him the bump. And he said he stopped sucking with
Speaker 6: him after that.
Speaker 1: Bubble's need God, damn fool, Well.
Speaker 3: He stopped sucking with Michael. Did Mike stopped fucking with him?
Speaker 1: I was Mike after somebody take you publishing bro.
Speaker 3: I believe he's on you.
Speaker 1: Hold on.
Speaker 13: You think Paul had forty seven million dollars back his
Speaker 13: own publisher.
Speaker 1: He didn't.
Speaker 6: They didn't make He said they didn't make money like that.
Speaker 6: He said he wasn't making money like that on his records.
Speaker 6: He was like, they signed really fucked up deals. He
Speaker 6: make his money on the road and ship like that
Speaker 6: or whatever. He was like, it wasn't He said he
Speaker 6: was actually looking for a bump because they didn't make money.
Speaker 6: It was like I got to split money with with
Speaker 6: three different other guys.
Speaker 1: And you got to remember too, uh that Catalog didn't
Speaker 1: start making money till the years later. That's the reason
Speaker 1: why they always say that it was a problem because
Speaker 1: with Mike is because Sony wanted that publishing back. That
Speaker 1: was all. It was all on the Sony. So that
Speaker 1: is some deep ship that I don't want to keep
Speaker 1: continuing because Mike was in against the worst world than me.
Speaker 3: But you know what, what I think.
Speaker 13: Mike really didn't like white people like that because he
Speaker 13: gave Little Richie back.
Speaker 1: He's publishing. Little Chie made.
Speaker 4: More backstory to that Beatles and and and m J
Speaker 4: thing like, wasn't there something that they did to him?
Speaker 1: And that's why he bought Mike bitch and there was
Speaker 1: something some girl.
Speaker 4: Know that they did dirty somehow they said something slicking
Speaker 4: and he said that.
Speaker 14: He said bullshit there for some reason, Michael's pet tiger, Yeah,
Speaker 14: that made.
Speaker 13: Up guess book the world Rickles for philectropy, So you know,
Speaker 13: he had to be some ship if he ain't want
Speaker 13: to give a homeboy bump a couple of motherfucker's bump.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: He just simply said that Te McCartney didn't give Mike
Speaker 1: a bump at the club one what you did? Remember that.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't even drink Pepsy? No, I never, that's mine.
Speaker 1: You met Prince. I met went to Prince Club.
Speaker 3: I met the Prince.
Speaker 6: He came to Warner Brother's lot when I used to
Speaker 6: write for O'Brien. He came to the lot next week.
Speaker 1: He said that, you know what, I used to write
Speaker 1: the car.
Speaker 3: George Lofez studio was right next door. George and Prince
Speaker 3: and George was like really and Prince Man, They was
Speaker 3: like this dog Prince Kanes and did his show. This
Speaker 3: Prince did like five shows at the Form and charged
Speaker 3: only like twenty dollars.
Speaker 6: You remember that, like music? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Prince was
Speaker 6: in the room we was in. He was what's the azario?
Speaker 3: What's her name?
Speaker 1: Girl?
Speaker 3: Yeah Dawson, Yeah.
Speaker 6: She was there with him and man, he was just
Speaker 6: chilling like coolon dog.
Speaker 3: But that month he got an oar on his ass.
Speaker 1: Who think it would to fight you a prince?
Speaker 3: What I think? I think I would? Okay, I want
Speaker 3: to see Prince get old though, me too, just wanted
Speaker 3: to see him like in a card again and some
Speaker 3: flats and ship just changing the temperature on the wall.
Speaker 1: Say you don't date girls because if you give him
Speaker 1: a joke like I'm gonna get that ship better than
Speaker 1: Lake Mintonka. If they don't get the joke, they don't
Speaker 1: get the joke, like you out of my girl.
Speaker 6: I was like, get you get you waiting wedding in
Speaker 6: lake Man the time and it's like what, I was like,
Speaker 6: you don't know what that is from?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 6: I was like, you have seen purple rains it's like nah,
Speaker 6: I was like, I instantly.
Speaker 3: Got on my phone, Nigga color.
Speaker 13: So what's the youngest good woman that you will date
Speaker 13: and what's the what you doing?
Speaker 1: And now I don't know the dog.
Speaker 3: I ain't sure, but I know it ain't gonna be
Speaker 3: younger than like thirty five or something like that. Though
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 6: It just all depends on how the woman is and ship,
Speaker 6: you know, if she cool and she I mature like
Speaker 6: I like older.
Speaker 3: Women man long, you know what I mean. I like
Speaker 3: I like the mother.
Speaker 1: That ain't.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. Let me ask you something.
Speaker 6: How do you feel about like, uh, fake cities, people
Speaker 6: you know about people not knowing who old school people
Speaker 6: are not acknowledging that.
Speaker 1: Give you a better example. I'm sorry you didn't give
Speaker 1: me an example, But did I say, now, let me
Speaker 1: let me, let me let me relate this to hip hop. Now.
Speaker 1: I don't know how this goal is in the comedian world,
Speaker 1: but and hip hop. I find it very respectful for
Speaker 1: a kid to come up eighteen years old, twenty one
Speaker 1: years old make this living and they they're making millions
Speaker 1: of dollars and then you're asking them, who's Biggie Smalls?
Speaker 1: And they can't tell you. But then they got on
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan sneakers, like how this show who Michael Jordan is?
Speaker 1: You're not making a dollar off the NBA, You're not
Speaker 1: going to Yukon, You're not going to Syracuse, You're going
Speaker 1: to university. And the first thing you can't do is
Speaker 1: learn who the fuck too Short is. You can't learn
Speaker 1: who the fuck ice Cube is. You can't learn who
Speaker 1: the fuck NCA is. Get the fuck Spie one is
Speaker 1: as me? And then it's crazy and listen, I'm the
Speaker 1: problem because my kids don't listen to that shit. Neither
Speaker 1: they listening to Little Little Heaven there.
Speaker 3: Listen.
Speaker 4: I always say it's on the show.
Speaker 1: It's not, it's not.
Speaker 4: It's not a problem they don't know is if they're
Speaker 4: in a certain field, if you a hip hop head
Speaker 4: or you a comedian, is that they don't want to know.
Speaker 4: Like the young generation doesn't want to know. They don't
Speaker 4: want to know about anything. And it's like young comedian,
Speaker 4: they to know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's supposed to be naming Richard pryor they're supposed to
Speaker 1: be naming Red Fox.
Speaker 3: Should be looking back at what.
Speaker 1: You want to know where does Zapple?
Speaker 3: You went Doug and praise for it, and you respected
Speaker 3: them to make was limited though, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 13: When we're growing up and whatnot, there is no Instagram
Speaker 13: or there is no Google and whatnot, so you everything
Speaker 13: was good.
Speaker 1: They should know more now because of everything is instant.
Speaker 1: I think it's just this.
Speaker 6: They should they got all that ship or whatever you said.
Speaker 1: You said it before, he said, this smart phone is
Speaker 1: stupidest ship.
Speaker 3: It is the stupidest ship. The smart phone stupid and ship.
Speaker 3: You know, but I remember this, this this network, this
Speaker 3: network hired this really big I don't want to say
Speaker 3: motherfuckers knaves hired this really big streamer, right, the biggest
Speaker 3: streamer out there, right, oh, ship.
Speaker 6: So they hired this person to come to the award
Speaker 6: shows and do facts ship. And this motherfucker was like yo,
Speaker 6: like people was like he was going up to people like,
Speaker 6: I don't know who that is?
Speaker 3: What that is.
Speaker 6: His excuse was, don't blame me because I'm young, and
Speaker 6: that was so disrespectful to me, because.
Speaker 1: They want to Africa dance.
Speaker 3: Look, I was backstage and I met and I met
Speaker 3: and I met.
Speaker 6: I met dude one time backstage and he walked backstage.
Speaker 3: And I was like, hey, what's up man?
Speaker 6: He was like this, and he walked off and he
Speaker 6: was with my I like that, dude, the blond.
Speaker 1: Head Drew ski is with.
Speaker 3: Drew Skie looked at me and was like this, what's up, O,
Speaker 3: G how you doing? Man?
Speaker 6: I appreciate you, man, I love everything you do. Then
Speaker 6: he went to him and was like, man, you know
Speaker 6: ge he funny as hell, you know.
Speaker 3: And he was like this.
Speaker 6: And just walked off and ship. And I was like this,
Speaker 6: that's cool, that's cool. That's I'm cool with that. I'm
Speaker 6: good with that.
Speaker 1: You don't know why.
Speaker 6: I'm just all good, right, But when you go on
Speaker 6: the record and say when they trying to go this
Speaker 6: babyface and this is this person.
Speaker 1: And want to recarpet with.
Speaker 3: You, like but look, but they asked him and he
Speaker 3: was like this, I don't know these people. I'm young.
Speaker 6: Don't don't blame me because I'm young. That's that was
Speaker 6: terrible to do. And to hire him to be your
Speaker 6: representation out of an award show that you got icons
Speaker 6: and you got younger people.
Speaker 3: I think this is like this ship.
Speaker 4: They couldn't even It's not even his fault's the people
Speaker 4: who hired him, really, but it's like hosted the Hip
Speaker 4: Hop Awards as opposed to there's still icons there too.
Speaker 6: That's just how you but it's more I get it,
Speaker 6: but maybe they should have done that. But my thing is,
Speaker 6: don't put a person in position that's going to dis
Speaker 6: icons just because you're young and you don't know about
Speaker 6: them and you ain't look them up or whatever, then
Speaker 6: you shouldn't be in that position. You should have somebody
Speaker 6: there that's going to acknowledge all the older people, even
Speaker 6: if you don't know them, like just man.
Speaker 1: Just know that they got there. They had a whole career,
Speaker 1: You got a career, you.
Speaker 3: Was even born, you know what I mean, and just
Speaker 3: respect them. And that's all. I'm not trying to beef
Speaker 3: and ship. I'm just going if you're.
Speaker 6: Going to be in that position, do your research about
Speaker 6: when you see icons and giving them love when you
Speaker 6: see them, period.
Speaker 3: That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Something.
Speaker 13: We hold the younger people to a certain standard when
Speaker 13: they come in, Like you know, I'll be seeing a
Speaker 13: lot of the little interviews.
Speaker 3: On certain.
Speaker 13: Morning shows and different platforms, and you know it'd be
Speaker 13: a little bit too much respect for a.
Speaker 3: Lot of the so called new people that's popping.
Speaker 13: And they're not like a lot of the older generation
Speaker 13: ain't telling them exactly what it is and how they
Speaker 13: really feel about what they're doing.
Speaker 6: But they're following people because of how famous they are.
Speaker 3: Even Nikki said that.
Speaker 6: Nikki said, motherfuckers ain't fame, no motherfuckers ain't talented no more.
Speaker 3: They're famous and ship And.
Speaker 6: So you got these people people that really don't know
Speaker 6: too much and nothing, you know what I mean, that's
Speaker 6: out here. I'm not trying to diss her or nothing
Speaker 6: like that, but they did you see that video a
Speaker 6: lotto in the a at the jewelry store and they
Speaker 6: asked her name the forty fifth and the forty seventh president,
Speaker 6: and if you could do that, we'll take some money
Speaker 6: off your jewelry.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 6: She was like this the forty fifth forty seventh. Wow,
Speaker 6: he said, the forty fifth to forty sevenths, right, forty
Speaker 6: fifth or forty And I'm sitting there going wow. But
Speaker 6: people follow her and be like she's true, she's this
Speaker 6: and that in the third and it's like, man, if
Speaker 6: you're gonna be in the public eye, I think it
Speaker 6: should be on you to be knowledgeable of anything. If
Speaker 6: somebody asks you, you know what I mean, like a, yeah,
Speaker 6: it is fifth forty seventh president is Trump like.
Speaker 1: Trump is forty seven? They both both. I'm working one
Speaker 1: that I realized.
Speaker 6: Question no, no, shout out a lot of I'm just saying,
Speaker 6: like when when you look up to these people that
Speaker 6: are new in the game, and you don't look up
Speaker 6: to your older people that's doing the game, and you
Speaker 6: put all your faith and everything in these younger people
Speaker 6: that's coming up, thinking that everybody know everything. They ain't
Speaker 6: loved enough or they haven't experienced enough or studied enough
Speaker 6: in order to be held to that standard that you
Speaker 6: leaving them at All I'm saying is that's a lot
Speaker 6: of older cats out here that's.
Speaker 3: Been doing that.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna talk about even hip hop, you know what
Speaker 6: I mean, like l L and everybody that you can
Speaker 6: learn a lot from these cats, no lot, you know,
Speaker 6: and they have ventured off into other endeavors in order
Speaker 6: for them to have knowledge of self and knowledge of
Speaker 6: culture and business and everything, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: So I just want young people to really pay attention
Speaker 6: and do your studies on who you consider the Messiah
Speaker 6: out here, and don't forget those that I really are
Speaker 6: the Messiah out of here.
Speaker 4: Plus, aging is an exclusive to older people.
Speaker 3: Everybody's in age.
Speaker 4: Everybody others you want to be treated because will be
Speaker 4: in that position exactly.
Speaker 6: And the more you live, the more you go through, right,
Speaker 6: So therefore you're gonna have a little bit more experience
Speaker 6: than before.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 6: So that's how it is. And I want young people
Speaker 6: to understand that. I even have to tell my son
Speaker 6: that sometime I'm like, for I'm not this age for
Speaker 6: no reason, you know what I mean. People didn't make
Speaker 6: it to this age.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 6: Like it's a reason why I'm here, you know what
Speaker 6: I mean. And so I want people to understand that
Speaker 6: when it comes to your elders or whatever, just give
Speaker 6: them love man and listen to him.
Speaker 3: At least listen to him. They gonna know something speaking
Speaker 3: of that, because you just lost D'Angelo.
Speaker 15: Yeah, and what you just did a tribute?
Speaker 3: You didn't just do it? I did it on Blackish? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I did it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did his. I did his how does it Feel?
Speaker 3: Video? On Blackish? No, I ain't show all that.
Speaker 15: Ship you did?
Speaker 1: My man? What was what was Posina.
Speaker 3: What was he doing?
Speaker 1: He was doing it. My brother, My commerce was killing me.
Speaker 1: That's my brother.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you just gonna I love get Manet love bro
Speaker 3: and d D was.
Speaker 6: I mean, I ain't ever met d but you know
Speaker 6: from what I've heard from other people, he was. You know,
Speaker 6: he was to himself a lot, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: And you know something, artists are like that. You know,
Speaker 6: he didn't tour live. I ain't never seen him perform live.
Speaker 4: He was battling that cancer in silence basically for years.
Speaker 6: I hain't never seen him since the time he came out. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: ever seen him on tour. I've never seen him with
Speaker 6: other people on tour. I've never seen him by himself
Speaker 6: on tour. Other people probably seen him. I just never
Speaker 6: seen DeAngelo, you know what I mean. And man, he's
Speaker 6: one of the greatest musicians we've had. Oh no, absolutely,
Speaker 6: And you know they keep Dwinderland, They keep Dwinderland. We
Speaker 6: got to wrap Stevie Wonder and some bubble wrap or
Speaker 6: some got damn because we only got a few left.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm gonna be honest. We've been doing this show
Speaker 1: for nine years, thank plus yep, and everybody has a
Speaker 1: Stevie Wonder story where they think Stevie could see Osley
Speaker 1: Brothers said they had to stop him from coursing the highway.
Speaker 1: On this shows, the shack said he lived the same
Speaker 1: building with Stevie, and Stevie jumped and gotten the elevator
Speaker 1: with him by himself by it, and Shaan said he
Speaker 1: not only pressed the number, he said, what's up? Decent
Speaker 1: on the show. On this show, somebody else says, he says,
Speaker 1: forget he faced time, and he faced it's all on camera.
Speaker 1: Listen by the way, I'm not then said that he said,
Speaker 1: good to see you. Stop all on the show. I
Speaker 1: promise you. I can't make this up. It's so got
Speaker 1: you brought up Stevie. N It's gotten so good that
Speaker 1: even if Stevie can't see or can see me, I
Speaker 1: don't actually want to know, Like I just want to
Speaker 1: keep the room. I'm going like it's just like you know,
Speaker 1: it's gonna sound fund up I describe this, But if
Speaker 1: I see Stevie, I might need move because I know
Speaker 1: what NEPHT is going. That's the thig that the world
Speaker 1: I'm I can't see. Let's go, and I'm like Stevie
Speaker 1: is Stevie.
Speaker 3: Hell, yes, Stevie is Stevie like my arts and Nemesis Jack.
Speaker 6: Stevie ain't ship Stevie and motherfucking are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Hold on?
Speaker 3: Stevie took this chick from me one time. Your moment
Speaker 3: to drink.
Speaker 1: Real dk tos he order you ain't shape you. You
Speaker 1: and Stevie both look at the same chick.
Speaker 10: No, No, I trying to get it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So what happened?
Speaker 6: So I had this chick right and we went to
Speaker 6: this concert. Now Stevie just be popping up at Ship.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you know this, but a lot.
Speaker 6: Of times you see Stevie at things he wasn't invited.
Speaker 6: You should be showing the funk up man like. You
Speaker 6: can't just tell him no like you, he just.
Speaker 3: Calm and ship. You ain't gonna bull shit. I'm about
Speaker 3: to put quest Love on blast. Ask quest Love, dog
Speaker 3: cook quests.
Speaker 1: I'm put your glass quess.
Speaker 3: Quest said.
Speaker 6: He showed up to the White House. Obama was like,
Speaker 6: don't let him in.
Speaker 3: Here, like either, ain't me trying to holler at him?
Speaker 1: Shell and Ship like, so he took all security the right,
Speaker 1: they said.
Speaker 6: Obama's on stage talking to Obama said he looked over
Speaker 6: to the side.
Speaker 3: He said he just saw him coming in like this.
Speaker 16: Obama was like, God, let him in here, Stevie.
Speaker 3: Stevie be on somemoke like you know, he ain't hear
Speaker 3: me here. Get at your brod nigga and the heartbeat.
Speaker 6: But anyway, I want to want to go see Santana, right,
Speaker 6: And I was like, just when I.
Speaker 1: First got to l A right Carlo. So yeah, So.
Speaker 6: After the show, I'm going backstage, and I got this
Speaker 6: chick with me. But during the show, he brings this
Speaker 6: Stevie just come out nowhere, right, He come out and
Speaker 6: he do like a guest spot with him.
Speaker 3: They go backstage. I go backstage. I go the girl
Speaker 3: I was with.
Speaker 6: I was like, man, you you want you want to
Speaker 6: meet Stee. She's like, hey, I love me him. And
Speaker 6: I was like, yo, I just want to introduce telling
Speaker 6: the body guy. He was like just hold on for
Speaker 6: a second. I was like, I'm gonna go get some drinks.
Speaker 6: I go get some drinks to come back. She gone,
Speaker 6: and I'm like, well, yo, what she had body guy
Speaker 6: Like yeah, she went in. I let in and go
Speaker 6: see Stevie and I was like, all.
Speaker 3: Right, cool, I go in here. He's like, yeah, it's
Speaker 3: just a lot of people in there right now. I'm
Speaker 3: standing at this, so I'm like, okay, So I'm standing.
Speaker 1: Over the drinks.
Speaker 3: Forty five minutes go by, dog, I'm sitting there like, y'all,
Speaker 3: what the fuck? So I'm texting her ship myf't answering
Speaker 3: and I'm sitting there. I'm like, man, what the fuck.
Speaker 3: Finally she come out and she was like.
Speaker 6: Hey, yeah, she came up to She was like this
Speaker 6: just a true story. I'm not butster. She came she
Speaker 6: was like, hey, what's up? And I was like, fuck,
Speaker 6: what the fuck is she doing? And she was like, man,
Speaker 6: Stevee was just talking to me about some stuff, and
Speaker 6: you know, you know, if you can do me a favor,
Speaker 6: he really want to talk to me, and if you
Speaker 6: can go home to be cool. And I got some
Speaker 6: money for you to go home, and gave me like
Speaker 6: one hundred dollars to go home because she drove right
Speaker 6: and I gave me some money to go home, take
Speaker 6: a cab home. And I just couldn't believe that Stevie
Speaker 6: and I knew Stevie gave.
Speaker 3: Her that money because that motherfucker to have a dime.
Speaker 6: Steve, I got have I just I was riding home
Speaker 6: with the calb dog, just sitting there like I'm.
Speaker 1: Not gonna lie. That's how you know you're a real nigga.
Speaker 1: You can tell it's still kind of a little bit
Speaker 1: affecting you because you like you're still thinking about it
Speaker 1: little bit like man, just.
Speaker 6: Like I mean more, I mean not just you know, yeah, Stevie,
Speaker 6: I'll sitting up like, man, this is blind.
Speaker 3: Dude took my girl no offense.
Speaker 1: Talking about you know what, I might be scared to
Speaker 1: have TV on because it's like too much.
Speaker 6: Like look, I see him later on right, he did that, right,
Speaker 6: and I think you confront him. I was chilling, right,
Speaker 6: I was chilling side at this bar was a hole
Speaker 6: in the wall to the hole and having of the
Speaker 6: girl with you.
Speaker 3: I was with a group of people and everybody when
Speaker 3: he came in the club, everybody was like, oh my god, that's.
Speaker 1: Stevie and I was like that nigga. So he signed out.
Speaker 3: I'm looking at him like just chilling, And then one
Speaker 3: of these people came over to me and was like, yo, Steve,
Speaker 3: you want to talk to you for a minute.
Speaker 6: And I was like, I ain't going over there. I
Speaker 6: was like, he can come over here. I ain't going
Speaker 6: over there. And then they was like then they came
Speaker 6: back up and was like, man, can you just come
Speaker 6: over here? And I was like all right, and I
Speaker 6: went over there.
Speaker 3: True story.
Speaker 6: I know y'all got to think on bo sitting. I
Speaker 6: got over there and he was just sitting there and
Speaker 6: they was like, dr right here and he was like hey.
Speaker 3: I was like, what you like something? And I lean down.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 6: He was like, why your bitch ass still tripping over that?
Speaker 6: When you see Stevie? Asked Stevie, I sweat to you.
Speaker 1: He said that, and I was.
Speaker 3: Like, ain't nobody tripping over that girl? And he was
Speaker 3: like he was like she is, motherfucker and said I'm not.
Speaker 3: He was like yeah, he said, I'm married now. I
Speaker 3: don't even I don't even matter now, but I could
Speaker 3: feel it.
Speaker 1: I can feel it.
Speaker 6: I can feel you said, and I ain't tripping nigga.
Speaker 6: He was just like yeah, whatever, and I was like, man,
Speaker 6: I'm gone.
Speaker 3: Man, love, I said, I kept going, I'm leaving. Was
Speaker 3: talking to.
Speaker 1: I was trying to be I was talking to sell.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm getting to go.
Speaker 3: Nigga, Nigga, I'm leaving.
Speaker 13: You ain't want to just leave nigga like you you
Speaker 13: bet you.
Speaker 3: I should have just walked away. I'm trying to be
Speaker 3: respect yo.
Speaker 1: Straight straight true Snow. You know you were there because
Speaker 1: he had he had a.
Speaker 3: Pop true story.
Speaker 6: And now I see him again and it was it
Speaker 6: was love every time I see him.
Speaker 3: Now just be love.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had.
Speaker 3: I'm telling everybody. When he came to the club, Everybody's like.
Speaker 6: And I just chilling nigga, Like, nigga, did.
Speaker 1: You ever speak to homegirl?
Speaker 6: I spoke to her later on and she was like, Yo,
Speaker 6: I want to apologize for that.
Speaker 3: I was wrong.
Speaker 6: I shouldn't have left you all this other ship just
Speaker 6: like yeah, whatever, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you wasn't new in Hollywood at that time.
Speaker 1: You was already seen that. No.
Speaker 6: I was, so I was known, but I wasn't like,
Speaker 6: like nationally known or no ship like that.
Speaker 3: I just got to l a you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: I didn't. I didn't even really have no job at
Speaker 6: the time. I was just getting there trying to figure
Speaker 6: it out.
Speaker 3: Did yeh?
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I had did comic view, I did Death Jam comic view.
Speaker 6: I did all of that. Yeah, so comics knew me.
Speaker 6: I was like a comics comic, but I wasn't like,
Speaker 6: you know, like you know just we had young Berg
Speaker 6: go heare and young Berg said that one time that
Speaker 6: he went on tour with DMX, he was new and
Speaker 6: took his girl. But he actually he told him said,
Speaker 6: can I talk to your girl for one minute in
Speaker 6: my room?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean said? He said, he said,
Speaker 1: you left her person in my room, so I wanted
Speaker 1: to go get her and Young Bird was like, oh okay,
Speaker 1: yeah take he and he never seen the girl. He
Speaker 1: was unseasoned. He didn't know what he was doing.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Uh yeah, I didn't have some run ins when Lawrence
Speaker 6: Fishburn was on. He was on Blackish with us right Fishburn, but.
Speaker 1: I heard Cam had Yeah, yo, that ship happened to
Speaker 1: me before Blackish though he did that.
Speaker 6: Same ship and the Lawrence fish No. I was in
Speaker 6: New York and I was walking so not so hard.
Speaker 6: I think it was downtown area around walking and uh man,
Speaker 6: true ship. I was with the tries On Neill shout out.
Speaker 3: To USID.
Speaker 6: This Boston comedy festival that they had right up in
Speaker 6: New York or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like what you think.
Speaker 6: Comedy festival, but it was in New York or were
Speaker 6: walking down the street going to this bar and I
Speaker 6: was like, man, I got used the bathroom and I
Speaker 6: went down these steps into this jazz area.
Speaker 3: Saw Laurence Fishburn with with some dude. They was chilling
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh my god, they're gonna Lawrence
Speaker 3: Fishburn's going in the bathroom and I'm like, all right,
Speaker 3: let me go.
Speaker 1: Say what's up to him.
Speaker 6: I walk out and I was like, I was like, man, Larry,
Speaker 6: you are amazing. He was like, hey, nigga, the fuck
Speaker 6: you called?
Speaker 1: I was like what. He was like, fuck, told you?
Speaker 1: My name is Larry.
Speaker 3: I was like, it's said on cornbread in the credits,
Speaker 3: like said Larry. He was like, my name Lawrence, nigga Lawrence.
Speaker 3: He would call me Larry. You don't know me, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: I was like all right, and I.
Speaker 3: Just said all right, walk period. He went all I
Speaker 3: went outside the tree, like all right.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I said that.
Speaker 3: Nigga just went off talking to Larry. I said, that's
Speaker 3: just say Larry in the credits. I'm like, I ain't
Speaker 3: even know that nigga name is Lawrence.
Speaker 1: I was like, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: He was like, he went off on you.
Speaker 6: I was like, yeah, I just walked away. But later on,
Speaker 6: when I got on Blackish and he walked in the room.
Speaker 3: I was like, I just say something, but I didn't.
Speaker 6: I didn't say nothing until last day, the last day
Speaker 6: of black I said, you know, you cussed me out right.
Speaker 6: He was like, for what I said because I called
Speaker 6: you Larry, and he was like, sounded like me. I said,
Speaker 6: but why did you cuss me out?
Speaker 3: Dog?
Speaker 6: Because the said Larry under credits. He was like, three
Speaker 6: movies called me Larry. He was like, my name is Lawrence.
Speaker 6: Though he was like I like the name Lawrence when
Speaker 6: I got older. Lawrence is more mature. It's a more
Speaker 6: mature name.
Speaker 1: And Larry.
Speaker 6: I want to be called Lawrence. That's my name, and
Speaker 6: that's how I want to call And I said, dog,
Speaker 6: you know people love you. They gonna call you all
Speaker 6: kind of shit. I said, so you get mad. Motherfuckers
Speaker 6: call you Morpheus and he was like no. It was
Speaker 6: like because I can't stop that. He said, I can't
Speaker 6: stop people from calling me Morpheus. He was like, I
Speaker 6: just let it slide. He was like, you called me
Speaker 6: Lawrence or Morpheus. And he was like, but other than that,
Speaker 6: that's it.
Speaker 16: I was like, larious, he could explain that on the moment.
Speaker 1: Instead of going off just said that in the moment.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know you.
Speaker 3: I ain't never met you in my life.
Speaker 1: I'm just a fan said that story on this show,
Speaker 1: and we need to co sign that story.
Speaker 7: I'm getting to death. I'm confused when I see I'm like, laws,
Speaker 7: you hear me with jay Z too?
Speaker 6: Yeah, not beef. How could I work with Jay? I
Speaker 6: worked with Jay Lena? Dude, do you know what I mean? Celebrities?
Speaker 3: This mean?
Speaker 6: It's like what I just bu lots of celebrities Jay?
Speaker 1: This mean?
Speaker 6: I was at a death Jam party, uh in the Hills.
Speaker 6: This was like coming in the nineties, Yeah, California Hills, right,
Speaker 6: And we were outside, Me and my boy Reggie. We
Speaker 6: outside and the party jumping right, all death Jam artists
Speaker 6: in there.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 6: All of a sudden, six s uvs pull up. Jake
Speaker 6: get out and I'm looking like, oh, there goes Jay
Speaker 6: and ship right, and he walked right up to me
Speaker 6: on my boy and it's like this what the party
Speaker 6: looking like? And We was like, man, that motherfucker jump
Speaker 6: and he was like, what y'all doing out here? We
Speaker 6: was like, Shire just drink in trying to cool off.
Speaker 6: He was like, oh cool, that's what's up. He was like, Ship,
Speaker 6: why see y'all up in there. We was like all right.
Speaker 6: He walked away.
Speaker 1: We was like, we just kicked it with j. So
Speaker 1: we was like, let's get up in here and kick
Speaker 1: it with Jay and Ship.
Speaker 3: Right, So Jay go up in there.
Speaker 6: We walk up in there and this girl, I know,
Speaker 6: she was there and I said, yo, we just hung
Speaker 6: out with Jay and Ship was kicking it with Jay, right.
Speaker 1: She was like what I said?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I said, look, take this camera. I had one in
Speaker 3: them yellow.
Speaker 1: Got Kodak Ship, take it to Dwayne Weed and the camera.
Speaker 3: And I was like, this show. We're gonna dance over
Speaker 3: the Jay.
Speaker 6: When we get over there, I'm gonna just be like, man,
Speaker 6: let me get a picture, snap the picture, and then
Speaker 6: we can leave, al right, Like all right, cool, We
Speaker 6: dancing and Ship and.
Speaker 3: We get all the way over that dog right right here, right.
Speaker 3: So I'm dancing in front of Jay. I'm looking at her.
Speaker 3: I'm like you ready. He's like yeah, And I stopped
Speaker 3: and I was like.
Speaker 6: Hey, Jay, can I get a picture? He was like, yo, son,
Speaker 6: the fuck you want to take a picture with me?
Speaker 6: For and all these pictures in the party. It was like, God,
Speaker 6: you want to take a picture with the nigga and
Speaker 6: all these women in the party.
Speaker 3: He was like, yo, you wow.
Speaker 1: I looked like.
Speaker 3: I look at the chicken. We just a bitch dancing
Speaker 3: car because.
Speaker 1: Just walk away.
Speaker 6: I was like, I just walked away in the whole
Speaker 6: old party heard it, dog.
Speaker 3: I was like, the whole party heard that ship. Dog.
Speaker 6: I was like, I was just sitting on the side,
Speaker 6: like when nobody talk to me, is everybody in there
Speaker 6: red and math everybody? When nobody said everybody just like
Speaker 6: lookg it was crazy.
Speaker 3: I left the party. I had to leave. I have
Speaker 3: a good time, Like I ain't never seen that girl.
Speaker 3: She just took the camera and just yo, took the
Speaker 3: camera and went away. Stole your camera.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dog, I'm telling you that.
Speaker 6: Ain't no celebrity in this mother ever not been this
Speaker 6: by another celebrity.
Speaker 1: Like but but because when.
Speaker 3: You said somebody this, but let me have.
Speaker 1: I thought you made like on record. So all right,
Speaker 1: so so so what's another funny encounter you had with
Speaker 1: a celebrity.
Speaker 6: Ship Maxwell Maxwell. I was out here in New York
Speaker 6: one time. I don't even know if he remembered. This
Speaker 6: house in New York and I was with my man Chauncey,
Speaker 6: and we went to this party. We got in there
Speaker 6: about one in the morning. Maxwell in there. Chauncey was like, man,
Speaker 6: they go Maxwell. He was like you Maxwell.
Speaker 3: Maxwell had all these model chicks right, he was at
Speaker 3: the bar. He was like, Chauncey, what up? Chauncy like
Speaker 3: my boy DMN.
Speaker 1: He like, y'all what up? D Sky? What up? Man?
Speaker 1: Just some baby? Come on, man, come on, we go
Speaker 1: march go to chicks and ship and we over there
Speaker 1: to be I'll read it. Weed drinks, the ships come on,
Speaker 1: take pencil. I'm like, all right, cool Max, even Max.
Speaker 6: So we go over there were flicking drinking and ships
Speaker 6: like yo, let's go to another party.
Speaker 3: We went to another party.
Speaker 1: We hang out.
Speaker 3: They come.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, Maxy.
Speaker 3: We came in the ship, went home, went to the
Speaker 3: room to the little model stick man.
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, I said, was fly as fun.
Speaker 6: Next day I go out and I go to this
Speaker 6: party and ship, right, I go up in there. Who
Speaker 6: in the club Maxwell. I see Maxwell. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 6: I walk up to a massive.
Speaker 3: He's like.
Speaker 7: What.
Speaker 3: I was like, what's happening? He was like, who what
Speaker 3: did you? I'm like, it's this skid. He just walked away.
Speaker 1: Dog.
Speaker 3: I'm like, right, Ship, not remember me at all?
Speaker 1: Dog.
Speaker 3: And we hung out to about six in the morning. Dog.
Speaker 3: The next day it was the next day, was he
Speaker 3: on the shout got really I don't know that. I
Speaker 3: was like, all right, man.
Speaker 4: He was. He was like, come on, come on, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna tell you something.
Speaker 1: Be watching one of your specials. I was like, so like,
Speaker 1: mad at how you assessed me? Like me Like, I
Speaker 1: was like, I was watching and I want to say,
Speaker 1: you was looking at the white people in the audience,
Speaker 1: and you said black people like plastic bags. And I
Speaker 1: immediately stopped and I pressed pause, and I went to
Speaker 1: every garbage can that I had, excuse me, every little
Speaker 1: I had in my house, and I said, this nigga
Speaker 1: doesn't assess me. Every little I had my house had
Speaker 1: more plastic bag under that. But that didn't that still
Speaker 1: didn't like alarm me that he assessed me too good.
Speaker 1: I went to the cabinets. Cabbiness had but then I said,
Speaker 1: it's under the kitchen that determines, under the sink, under
Speaker 1: the sink the determines from a real plastic bag freak
Speaker 1: or not. I've been listening to me ten seconds. I
Speaker 1: was sitting there. You know you roll, you want to roll,
Speaker 1: see though, So I'm sitting there like, and I opened
Speaker 1: it up, and then you said something especially to you, said,
Speaker 1: you know when they be trying to get away, trying
Speaker 1: to get away. And I said, now now I want
Speaker 1: to I want to up this question. Is it just
Speaker 1: black people who love plastic bags or is it anybody
Speaker 1: experience anything hood that like classic bags.
Speaker 6: I only speak from the black experience. If anybody else
Speaker 6: got it going on? And okay, but I know the
Speaker 6: black houses that I've been to, everybody got a drawer
Speaker 6: pantry full of them up, it might be it might
Speaker 6: be universal.
Speaker 1: And the one thing that you didn't say, you didn't
Speaker 1: say to go.
Speaker 6: Back, No, no, no, no, just plastic I mean it
Speaker 6: could be to go back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can use it from.
Speaker 1: A bunch of plassic bags. And one plastic bag is pulling.
Speaker 3: Out a.
Speaker 1: Track backs for everything, like for real.
Speaker 3: Definitely you can use them for shower.
Speaker 1: Caps umbrellas, umbrellas, backpack.
Speaker 3: You can put your chicken and take it out, it up, Yeah, like.
Speaker 1: You don't throw away the back.
Speaker 13: Chicago, man, Chicago, you automatically assume they know everybody in Chicago.
Speaker 13: It's like that you ever bump into a killer you got.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, popping and everything wrong there.
Speaker 1: I just playing.
Speaker 6: Calls is the truth, man, I mean, like you know,
Speaker 6: whatever happened that that happened. I just I feel like
Speaker 6: this when it comes to music. Let me let me
Speaker 6: break this to you real quick. I think when it
Speaker 6: comes to music, music is bookmarks in life, right, bookmarks,
Speaker 6: certain song come on, you know where you was at,
Speaker 6: what you was doing, all of that, right, and so
Speaker 6: it's a bookmark in your life.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 6: You also have these memories when these songs come out,
Speaker 6: like you make these memories or whatever.
Speaker 3: Right, so when you hear these songs.
Speaker 6: These memories come back. People make music. That music is
Speaker 6: no longer theirs. It becomes the people. That's why when
Speaker 6: the person hears a song, they going, that's my song, Oh,
Speaker 6: that's my jam, that's it becomes yours. It's like if
Speaker 6: an artist draws a painting and put it on the wall.
Speaker 3: He can't come back later to your house and be like,
Speaker 3: oh no no, no, no, no, no no no, let.
Speaker 6: Me change my painting. It's no longer his, it's my pain.
Speaker 6: I could do whatever I want. That's how music is,
Speaker 6: you know.
Speaker 3: What I mean. And so when people like don't be playing.
Speaker 6: People's music because of whatever they've done, that's really taking
Speaker 6: away the bookmark that you made in life. And it's
Speaker 6: your music. It's no longer their music, So why stop
Speaker 6: playing it, you know what I mean? Because you're taking
Speaker 6: away your memories, You're taking away your bookmarks because it's
Speaker 6: no longer theirs. It's not their music, know what I mean.
Speaker 6: If you want to stop their money coming in, then
Speaker 6: so be it. But on your own time or whatever
Speaker 6: or whatever party. I think you should play whatever you
Speaker 6: want to.
Speaker 1: Like when you look separate the art from the person,
Speaker 1: when you look at shows like Benny Hill and you
Speaker 1: look at Sad and his Son, and you look at
Speaker 1: the Jeffersons, you look at what's the ship or she bunker?
Speaker 1: Like when you look back at that ship, I sit
Speaker 1: back and I say I loved it this, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: say this ain't gonna fly. Why can I separate like
Speaker 1: that's what it was back then, like they got this
Speaker 1: whole blog thing, but like eighties babies are like people
Speaker 1: like you know, kids never never wore a seatbelt. That's
Speaker 1: the reason why, Like like like why why can't it
Speaker 1: be like that?
Speaker 6: No, it's just it's the times change, you know what
Speaker 6: I mean. It's just like it's like the more people,
Speaker 6: you know, stand up for different things that bother them,
Speaker 6: and now it's just certain words you can't say, things
Speaker 6: you can't do. It's just and it's only gonna get
Speaker 6: worse and and ship more and more than that. Freedom
Speaker 6: of speeches like that is like I think that's like
Speaker 6: almost a thing of the past.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, you can't even say what you really want
Speaker 3: to say.
Speaker 1: You ain't say about it. But excuse me, mister cole.
Speaker 3: Proper.
Speaker 1: Our show was about giving people their flowers.
Speaker 3: That's uh.
Speaker 1: What you have done for the game of comedy, what
Speaker 1: you have done for this industry. You have done, you know,
Speaker 1: continuing to be original, continuing to be funny, continuing to
Speaker 1: make you know what I mean, classic material, and continue.
Speaker 1: And we wanted to tell you how much the game
Speaker 1: you know that you mean to the game, to us
Speaker 1: and to the game period. If we want to give
Speaker 1: your flowers face to face man, and man, we give
Speaker 1: your flowers. Appreciate that's what You're good.
Speaker 3: Thank you man.
Speaker 1: It's better than the Grammy because it comes from your people.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much. Man.
Speaker 6: I ain't gonna this is so great man. I appreciate it, man,
Speaker 6: this is this is everything.
Speaker 1: Man. Man, I want to, I want to. I want to.
Speaker 1: I want to address something too, because I've always understood
Speaker 1: the importance of comedic content, right, but something that I
Speaker 1: appreciate it more than ever ever ever. During COVID, Right,
Speaker 1: I came outside, but I tried to comply as much
Speaker 1: as I can. But I'm Porto weekend and black, so
Speaker 1: I'm conflicted. I got to come outside a handball or
Speaker 1: basketball one of the right. But during COVID, I realized
Speaker 1: I already already knew how important it is to laugh, right,
Speaker 1: But during COVID, I realized how important it is to
Speaker 1: laugh during disaster. Yeah, even during it's like something that's like,
Speaker 1: you know, something really really wrong in life, Like I
Speaker 1: first couldn't take nine to eleven jokes, right because I'm
Speaker 1: from New York City and you know what they say.
Speaker 1: Too soon it was like too soon. Both you know,
Speaker 1: New York is we wait, we are our fucking middle name.
Speaker 1: It's too soon. But then covid was something different, right,
Speaker 1: because not eleven was just really us who got affected,
Speaker 1: like New York City. But then covid was the world, right,
Speaker 1: And it was that thirty minutes or that ten minutes
Speaker 1: or that twelve minutes that I just would go online
Speaker 1: and comedians would just go be online and just serving
Speaker 1: that material, and it meant the world to me because
Speaker 1: whatever comedian I was watching, whoever it be, at that moment,
Speaker 1: I felt like they were talking to me, like, not
Speaker 1: the world, like I felt like they were zeroing in
Speaker 1: on me at home, even my goddamn protisserie chicken and broccoli,
Speaker 1: trying to be healthy but still trying to have fun
Speaker 1: and listen to the community. That's when I realized I
Speaker 1: always knew how important comics were, but it made me
Speaker 1: feel like the world can't exist, Yeah without funny or
Speaker 1: without comics. How did you take that time?
Speaker 6: It was very unsure, very unsure, because you're talking to
Speaker 6: people who make they live in doing shows, interacting. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: doing shows, traveling, doing shows and stuff. A lot of
Speaker 6: comedians they don't got health care and dental.
Speaker 3: They don't got none of that. They ain't got that.
Speaker 3: So therefore to shut that down for like years, a
Speaker 3: year or two, I was devastating. Touring Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: you know a lot of comics had to I had
Speaker 3: to help out a few comics, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: and other comics was helping out other comics because it
Speaker 3: wasn't nobody making no money.
Speaker 14: It was.
Speaker 6: It was like a really tripped out time, you know
Speaker 6: what I mean. But a lot was invented then too,
Speaker 6: but not I still on the it's worth it, but
Speaker 6: you know, it still was like you got to find
Speaker 6: a beauty in that, you know what I mean. I
Speaker 6: learned how to DJ during that time. I started djying
Speaker 6: and playing. I only play like house music and disco music,
Speaker 6: but I learned and that that led to me making
Speaker 6: songs and traveling and playing music.
Speaker 3: You know, I play. I play in New.
Speaker 6: York a lot with Tasha Diggs, and I play in
Speaker 6: Chicago Terry Hunter and l A.
Speaker 1: KG.
Speaker 6: Superstar and yeah, like yeah, the chosen few picnics. So
Speaker 6: it went from just playing records to actually being on
Speaker 6: these stage all the stuff. Yeah, a whole other career
Speaker 6: for me so to Michaels one. Yeah, no, I did
Speaker 6: it with Tony Roberts. I didn't want with Rip Michaels
Speaker 6: to shout out the ripos still Roberts, Tony Robbers comedian. Yeah,
Speaker 6: we did one on yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, So we
Speaker 6: had a good time shout out to Tony and ship.
Speaker 6: But uh yeah, man, it was it was. It was
Speaker 6: a really really tripped out bizarre time, you know what
Speaker 6: I mean. But that platform is important, you know what
Speaker 6: I mean, for comics to have or whatever. I got
Speaker 6: this other thing that I haven't it's about the launch.
Speaker 6: It's gonna be on my YouTube page if if people
Speaker 6: can follow my YouTube page, Dion Cole. I got the
Speaker 6: thing called funny Knowing you interview these comedians, you get
Speaker 6: to know them from from the parents meeting to where
Speaker 6: they are now. But the twist is is that every
Speaker 6: answer that they give is real.
Speaker 3: But it's a punchline but it's real.
Speaker 6: So it's almost like they're doing a whole new hour
Speaker 6: about their life that you ain't never any heard about.
Speaker 6: So these questions I asked them, you know, I give
Speaker 6: him questions ahead of time.
Speaker 3: But this ship is hilarious, dude.
Speaker 6: It's almost like they're doing a whole New Hour stand
Speaker 6: up about their life because each answer got to be funny.
Speaker 3: That's the requirement.
Speaker 6: And I've already interviewed dal Julie, said, Tiffany Hattish, Mike
Speaker 6: Gapps to Shina Arnold. Man, like a lot of people
Speaker 6: d Ray Corey, like I did, mister Marcus the porn stars,
Speaker 6: he just he.
Speaker 1: Just calm down.
Speaker 3: That's the only community.
Speaker 10: I don't know, I can see what I.
Speaker 6: No, but yeah, but it's it's it's a very good platform.
Speaker 6: And these platforms I needed for comics.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 6: But all the point and the point I'm saying, it's
Speaker 6: all started from COVID. COVID you know even this I
Speaker 6: think you know no.
Speaker 1: No, but but yeah, we're in twenty sixteen. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is this is our ship is like interacting with people
Speaker 1: like Zoom didn't work for us because like you can't
Speaker 1: smell mom, you can't smell my you like you can't
Speaker 1: see that that I'm really drinking vodka like straight like
Speaker 1: like like so you got to you gotta be in.
Speaker 4: But even though we didn't like doing it, it was
Speaker 4: important for us to do those Zoom continue like yeah,
Speaker 4: to keep them up during that time.
Speaker 3: We needed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and it was important.
Speaker 3: I came out here doing COVID when we had kids on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm not gonna lie to you. That was
Speaker 1: a first, like one of the first Atlanta listen. Atlanta
Speaker 1: never closed, No, we didn't, Atlanta did Atlanta stay it
Speaker 1: up in Atlanta stay closed for twelve minutes, and they
Speaker 1: were like, we ain't fucking with y'all.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I did not go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did not go down there. Yeah. I drove
Speaker 1: there too, at that drove there love. I love driving. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's wild. But Jack was definitely okay, okay, cool, all right, gods,
Speaker 1: so where you go to the bathroom because the plastic bags,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie to you.
Speaker 3: That is a that is a.
Speaker 1: I'm forty eight, now, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: Well looking good, Okay, thank you, that's what I got
Speaker 1: you here, man, let's do it. But I'm okay, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: But that's one of my requirements now is like I
Speaker 1: have to meet somebody and say, how many plastic bags
Speaker 1: you got your? I think that's to be the new requirement.
Speaker 1: Like when you meet somebody like get it you gott adjudge,
Speaker 1: that's a judgment right there, anything like, let's just stop
Speaker 1: this conversation. They ain't got no classic bag.
Speaker 3: I don't think this is gonna work out.
Speaker 1: And then and then its flavors of the plastic bags too.
Speaker 1: You gotta remember it's yellow, this brown, this white.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: I think that's it, right, I think it's only it's
Speaker 1: black or black black.
Speaker 3: You see, I'm so black.
Speaker 1: I don't even count the black. Yeah, all right, ship man.
Speaker 1: And the brown always seems like Puerto Rican to me,
Speaker 1: so you know, someone don't count that. Okay, there's one
Speaker 1: other color, white, I said white, white, Beige, I said beage,
Speaker 1: that's Porto Rican. Okay, Yellow, I said yellow, Okay, that's Chinese.
Speaker 1: That's right, Okay, yeah, yousul.
Speaker 3: Be the Chinese.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no yellow ties. I see how you're trying
Speaker 1: to coordinate it. It's around mother, okay. Yeah. So little
Speaker 1: before we can roll with plass back, I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: judge people. But let's talk about Average Joe Joe. Right.
Speaker 1: I heard that that was actually out on another platform
Speaker 1: prior to being on Netflix b T.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So so Average Joe is an actual show. It's
Speaker 6: a b it's a b T plus show. It's original
Speaker 6: programmer for them. It came out on b BT plus.
Speaker 6: Is this ship with Nellie Tip Trill? No, that's not
Speaker 6: the same. That's not the same.
Speaker 1: The streaming okay, okay, t ship was like around cut back,
Speaker 1: we need uncut back, uncut.
Speaker 3: Somebody got offends.
Speaker 1: The boy cat Holy Ship. Another is that, but.
Speaker 3: It's the booty can.
Speaker 1: It's like, don't go to the strip club. It's not
Speaker 1: like at all.
Speaker 15: He got big guy.
Speaker 1: Okay. So we were talking about we're doing qu okay,
Speaker 1: I'm in all right, let's see what you got said.
Speaker 3: Let me see that's funny.
Speaker 1: There it is.
Speaker 4: All right, So this is our drinking game. We're going
Speaker 4: to give you two choices. If you pick one, we're
Speaker 4: not drinking. But if you say both are neither, like
Speaker 4: you don't want to answer the question, then we all drink.
Speaker 4: We all take a shot, drink or drink whatever you're drinking.
Speaker 4: But really it's about coming up with stories of anything
Speaker 4: we thought about, like anything we mentioned.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 4: First one is Kevin Hart Chris rock uh and it's
Speaker 4: any criteria to you, to you.
Speaker 6: I love Kevin's savviness and business and everything you know.
Speaker 6: I actually work for him on the project and stuff.
Speaker 6: I think he's great, phenomenal comic theaters arenas.
Speaker 3: So I get it. Rock is been around forever.
Speaker 6: Just legendary and all of that, and so I will
Speaker 6: go with Rock just on his legendariness and how he is.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
Speaker 6: But I love Kevin, and Kevin is phenomenal, one of
Speaker 6: the greatest that ever did it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: But just they both are amazing. But I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: go legendary status Rock.
Speaker 1: Fear enough.
Speaker 3: Richard Prior Red Fox, Richard.
Speaker 1: Pryor rich is probably the only a nigga that could
Speaker 1: say he slept with another nigga and none of us
Speaker 1: paid attention to it. We just we just we just
Speaker 1: let it.
Speaker 3: When Richie from the man who says his booty cat.
Speaker 1: So everybody everybody cat, I was like I was watching.
Speaker 1: I was like this mother was anch.
Speaker 3: He was when he was little. Damn he was raising.
Speaker 1: Happened.
Speaker 3: If you'm raising the whole house, I think I think
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: If we're gonna see you, right, that's hilarious.
Speaker 4: Eddie Murphy or Damon Wayne's Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 6: I love Damon shout to Damon A's one of the goats.
Speaker 6: Eddie though all day long, I think I think Damon with.
Speaker 3: Shoes right right, super underrated be he always was being
Speaker 3: a bee.
Speaker 1: But is it Eddie who perfected the leather outfits.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you when you see me on Specials
Speaker 6: doing and I got leather pants, honor Eddie, Eddie. Every
Speaker 6: time that I every time, every Special you see me,
Speaker 6: I got a pair of leather pants on and I
Speaker 6: do it in honor Eddie.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when you first met Eddie?
Speaker 3: Yo?
Speaker 6: Yeah, when I met Eddie, Dogg. I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 6: that ship. I'm gonna tell you real quick. Two times
Speaker 6: I met Eddie. The first time I met Eddie, I
Speaker 6: was walking to this party that they was having for
Speaker 6: dream Girls. As I was walking through the door, Eddie
Speaker 6: was leaving. He was walking out.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he stopped at the door and he said something.
Speaker 6: In the whole room started laughing and I was just
Speaker 6: standing like out the way. But then I leaned into
Speaker 6: him and I was like, hey, man, you're gonna see
Speaker 6: me again, dog, and he just looked at me. I
Speaker 6: was like, okay.
Speaker 3: Cut to Netflix.
Speaker 6: They have these parties every year for like anybody's like
Speaker 6: nominated for any kind of award. They had these dinners
Speaker 6: right where they have like all comedians, not a lot
Speaker 6: of comedians. It's probably like twenty comedians.
Speaker 1: So it's not Netflix. It's not a joke.
Speaker 3: It's not.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, Netflix is a joke and Netflix, right, that
Speaker 6: might be about fifty comedians, right. And Eddie we was there,
Speaker 6: and Eddie walked in that motherfucker right, and I seen
Speaker 6: him and I was like, oh, ship, they go, Eddie.
Speaker 3: So I kind of put my head down and I
Speaker 3: was chilling.
Speaker 6: But everybody was at Dave Kevin, I mean, anybody that's like,
Speaker 6: anybody was in this motherfucker right, And Eddie walked around
Speaker 6: spoke to everybody, and then he walked right up to
Speaker 6: me and was like, hey, dog, I'm a fan, man.
Speaker 6: And I was like, don't say that, dog, and he
Speaker 6: was like, now for real, he's like I am.
Speaker 3: I said really. He was like yeah, man, and he's
Speaker 3: I may keep doing your thing. I appreciate the way
Speaker 3: that you do and your style and everything. And at
Speaker 3: that moment I told him, I said, man, whatever you need, dog,
Speaker 3: I don't care what it is you want me to write. Now,
Speaker 3: I ain't charging you nothing. Just let me come rock
Speaker 3: with you. Let me show you what I can do,
Speaker 3: whatever you need. He was like, all right, cool, thanks And.
Speaker 6: After that, man, that was that was that boosts my morale.
Speaker 6: So I'm gonna let you know to all the legends. Man,
Speaker 6: when you go when you say some ship like that
Speaker 6: to anybody even like him seas and ship like singers,
Speaker 6: when the legend just you merely going, you appreciate somebody
Speaker 6: that would take that person's work ethic to a whole
Speaker 6: another page of stuff. No, absolutely, so any legends out there, man,
Speaker 6: definitely give people they love. Man, if you if you really,
Speaker 6: if you really fuck with them whatever, because I went
Speaker 6: on a whole another page after that, and.
Speaker 1: Especially people coming up as legends to show love apps.
Speaker 3: Absolutely absolutely yes, yes.
Speaker 6: Before we keep going and actually not real quick and
Speaker 6: then after that cut to about two years later, I
Speaker 6: did a movie with him, did a movie called You People.
Speaker 1: The Jewish Got Ye.
Speaker 6: When I did a scene with him in there, yeah,
Speaker 6: j hell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was John the Hill yep. And I did
Speaker 3: a scene in the movie with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I played the wedding plan in the movie. Yeah, I
Speaker 6: was like setting the wedding up for them. Yeah, well
Speaker 6: Lord London, yep. So it all came full circle.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 6: So shout out to Eddie standing in part Eddie, Eddie, you.
Speaker 3: Do a movie with Eddie. Eddie do his coverage.
Speaker 6: And we did Eddie's coverage and then they was turning
Speaker 6: on my coverage right, And so we came back and
Speaker 6: sat down and I'm like going over my lines and
Speaker 6: waiting to do the move, do the scene with him,
Speaker 6: and this dude just sat down.
Speaker 3: I was like, are you ready? And I'm like, well yeah,
Speaker 3: and he's like hen coming. I said, so what you're doing.
Speaker 3: He's like, I'm doing Eddie's part. I said, okay, So
Speaker 3: I did my scene.
Speaker 6: So he does his scene without no Eddie's large after
Speaker 6: Eddie coverage.
Speaker 3: He gone, you don't see that anymore.
Speaker 1: Like his shot because people don't know when.
Speaker 6: The camera turned on the other person if it's like
Speaker 6: over a shoulder or something that.
Speaker 3: Ain't his shoulder.
Speaker 6: Eddie Schiller, but he's Eddie Murphy's about Yeah. So it
Speaker 6: was honor when we did you people to actually go
Speaker 6: back and forth with him in a scene because a
Speaker 6: lot of people don't be in a scene with him,
Speaker 6: you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So It was a great shout out to the legend
Speaker 3: Eddie Man.
Speaker 4: Who would you say your inspirations comic inspirations.
Speaker 3: Man, mine go all the way across the board.
Speaker 6: I mean, Eddie definitely read Fox, Moms, Mayble, Ellen, Degenerous, Mitchefburn,
Speaker 6: George Garland.
Speaker 3: Like Man. I just like detail. I'm a detailed comic.
Speaker 6: Like even with my comedy, it's more like observational humor,
Speaker 6: you know what I mean. It's not like I do
Speaker 6: a lot of topical stuff. Anything you see in my specials.
Speaker 6: I'm not really talking about too much that's going on
Speaker 6: at the moment, and I don't.
Speaker 3: Do political stuff. But it's very you know, very like.
Speaker 6: Yeah that could relate to and very observational type stuff
Speaker 6: or whatever. So those people are those kind of comics,
Speaker 6: you know what I mean. And so I mix it
Speaker 6: all in with the fearlessness of Richard Pryor and even Dave.
Speaker 6: You know, I've been on tour with Dave a few
Speaker 6: times and just watching him every night, just watching d
Speaker 6: get down. D it's probably you know, one of the
Speaker 6: messiahs or the Messiah right now, because he don't have
Speaker 6: no sponsorships, he ain't got nobody got as nothing.
Speaker 3: He ain't got nobody answer to this.
Speaker 6: So he can do he can do things that other
Speaker 6: people can't do, you know, and that's why he's important.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 13: So how did you feel about when Kat was going
Speaker 13: and uh, when Dave was one that cat was saying
Speaker 13: what he said on Shanna Shark. Uh you said when
Speaker 13: day went that cat? Yeah, when he was like kind
Speaker 13: of clapping back, he felt like Cat was, you know,
Speaker 13: stepping on a lot of cars.
Speaker 6: I was there that night, we was at d RAS Wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I was on stage with him. I think he was
Speaker 6: just giving his rendition. You know how he felt, you know,
Speaker 6: he felt like, you know, we we need to be
Speaker 6: working together, you know what I mean, Like we comics,
Speaker 6: Like what were out here doings? Yeah, act like rappers
Speaker 6: is crazy and it's like, you know we we comics, you.
Speaker 3: Know what I mean.
Speaker 6: And so he was just basically saying like if you
Speaker 6: had a problem, just call somebody whatever, you know. But uh,
Speaker 6: you know, it just happened the way that it happened
Speaker 6: or whatever, you know. And I think the one thing
Speaker 6: that tripped me out about that whole interview with Shanna
Speaker 6: Sharp was all this stuff Kat was talking about was
Speaker 6: old as fuck, like this had been out there, like
Speaker 6: how did everybody? How did it blow up like that?
Speaker 6: On this interview? I never really got that, but because
Speaker 6: it was all old information, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: So to see that happen, it blew my mind, you know,
Speaker 6: but it is what it is.
Speaker 1: When the cash defense Cat really don't do interviews or
Speaker 1: really talking.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but he has Okay, you know what he has
Speaker 6: talked about that?
Speaker 1: Well do you explain that the whole Diddy thing? Then?
Speaker 13: You know where he's like twenty twenty four? You know,
Speaker 13: did it going down? And did it went down in
Speaker 13: twenty twenty four? How do you if it's all, oh,
Speaker 13: how do you explain that conspiracy?
Speaker 1: Right? Then?
Speaker 3: How the fuck you mixed Diddy? That was sharp?
Speaker 1: It was on interview?
Speaker 3: So what he said he's about Cat talking about it, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 6: That's his experience and ship, you know. Like I worked
Speaker 6: for Diddy for like three months? Was it hosted the
Speaker 6: Billboard Awards and I wrote them me and a couple
Speaker 6: of other rights the monologue. Yeah, so I wrote, But
Speaker 6: I ain't seen none of that ship that everybody's talking about.
Speaker 6: You've been around, did you see any of that me neither.
Speaker 6: I didn't see anything nothing at all. So, I mean,
Speaker 6: you know it was all good. You know that's around
Speaker 6: all Kelly too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you see nothing nothing?
Speaker 1: It doesn't exist.
Speaker 3: Yes, you know, respect saying I didn't see the.
Speaker 1: Victims jabs moving face on love.
Speaker 3: Huh oh ship them two of my guys. Ship that's
Speaker 3: a that if you say both, that was really I
Speaker 3: guess it's both shot. Yeah, well.
Speaker 1: You want to show called drink Champs, water champs. Come on,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get your flowers. Goddamn it. You got show tonight.
Speaker 1: You don't have to show tonight. No, yeah, do you
Speaker 1: do know? Okay, go ahead. That was hot. That was
Speaker 1: That was hot as fun was hot. It was not socky.
Speaker 1: I got to wake up and run, you know, run
Speaker 1: the New York City Marathon.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's the reason why I'm doing this diet drink. So
Speaker 1: when they said they said, wanted excuse me, mister Cole,
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I stopped drinking, right, okay, stop drinking.
Speaker 1: It was like he ordered Badka with Sosay, they got
Speaker 1: it wrong. I was like so much to say, I
Speaker 1: know I used to drink that. The diet drink like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean when you trying to finish, I stopped.
Speaker 6: I stopped drinking for a couple of months. Now I
Speaker 6: got to get ready for this uh project?
Speaker 1: Was it the younger doing some marble project? Younger me
Speaker 1: to stop drinking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I can get ready for this thing.
Speaker 1: You better play a super hero.
Speaker 3: No, I just need to look different. Okay, that baby
Speaker 3: got swoll you used to be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he noticed that.
Speaker 3: I'm so confused. I ain't only questioned it no more.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna handswer anything. Okay, thank you. I look
Speaker 1: now you look amazing. Thank you, sir. You a little
Speaker 1: you're a little blurry, but you're amazing. That's you anywhere. Girl.
Speaker 1: He got ask girl, he got he got girl.
Speaker 3: That's so, that's so for I know, I mean he's
Speaker 3: very I used my old spice.
Speaker 1: My next six, and then the girls didn't come after
Speaker 1: the old spikes, like like, yeah, so your spike take
Speaker 1: that from Teddy Cruz, Teddy Crew.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you. They was like, you know what,
Speaker 6: there's like we're looking for. You know, we've been having
Speaker 6: a lot of guys with muscles and stuff.
Speaker 1: So when you saying Teddy Creus youre talking about to
Speaker 1: do from Friday, yeah, or the dude that try to
Speaker 1: get his guy's nuts with the.
Speaker 6: He was in White Chicks yeh yeah on Friday, yeah
Speaker 6: Friday yea yeah, yeah yeah yeah, there was like yeah,
Speaker 6: we had a lot of guys and muscles and stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was old Gust right before ours.
Speaker 1: It was the due on the horse.
Speaker 3: It was doing the horse Terry and mean Terry. Terry
Speaker 3: was with him like eight years really so far mine
Speaker 3: has been about seven.
Speaker 17: You've been an old spice nikka for seven years, if
Speaker 17: you want to call it. Everywhere I go, somebody like
Speaker 17: give me some supper, Like I.
Speaker 1: Don't just got it in my pocket. Don't you going
Speaker 1: some old spies.
Speaker 3: With you?
Speaker 1: Like brother, next time?
Speaker 3: Next time you. I started using old spies because of you.
Speaker 1: A lot of a lot of people, but a lot
Speaker 1: of people we cut off old spies because you started
Speaker 1: walking with old English. Yeah, old English that I got.
Speaker 1: So we started working. But then we didn't know the
Speaker 1: old spice with brothers. When they came back to what
Speaker 1: the brothers and then I didn't see the Terry Crews.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Terry Crews. I seen the dude on the
Speaker 1: horse that he looked like moved off. I just looked like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. He let he pray a lot, like
Speaker 1: I don't know who you pray too. But but then
Speaker 1: but then I see you there and I was like,
Speaker 1: it's either Old Spice fucked up or they made the
Speaker 1: best decision in the world and they made the best
Speaker 1: come on, because because we're off from the hoods and
Speaker 1: we know that Old Spice is like it's a staple. Right,
Speaker 1: where do you where'd you at when you get the call?
Speaker 1: And did you hang up on the first call them
Speaker 1: from Old Spikes like Jackson?
Speaker 6: They they hit me, like I said, they were sitting
Speaker 6: up like man, we we we We had a lot
Speaker 6: of guys with muscles and stuff, and I was like,
Speaker 6: we just want like an every day, next door, every
Speaker 6: day kind of guy.
Speaker 1: And it was like, you know, did you take that
Speaker 1: as nigga not with muscles?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I guess I ain't got.
Speaker 6: But they were like, man, you were doing I mean,
Speaker 6: I ain't trying to like name drop or whatever. But
Speaker 6: they was like, you did all these like really quirky
Speaker 6: characters like on Blackish, Rangie Tribecco, all the ones I
Speaker 6: was doing on coning and they just was like, man,
Speaker 6: this tould be a fit. So they flew me out
Speaker 6: to portrait you. They flew me out there.
Speaker 3: I shot all these weird commercials, throwing rocks, catching fish
Speaker 3: out the lake, my team, you know, solid trees with
Speaker 3: beavers and ship It was like all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 3: And when I got back to the States, this guy
Speaker 3: named Omar I was like writing for them and he
Speaker 3: was like, yo, what you think about this campaign? And
Speaker 3: it was like, uh manhatt skin too, and I was
Speaker 3: just I was like, yeah, that's interesting. He's like we
Speaker 3: should try it.
Speaker 6: It's like all right, then we shut out your commercials
Speaker 6: about my girl gabbing Gabriel and the shout out to Gabriel,
Speaker 6: Dennis whatever, and.
Speaker 1: Yeah we did.
Speaker 6: We knocked it out and boom, yeah no I did.
Speaker 6: I was gonna blow up like that and then went
Speaker 6: crazy and after that we just no, you don't never
Speaker 6: know those things. You just go do ye no, yea, yeah,
Speaker 6: both right, think about it.
Speaker 1: No, No, you don't know. I agree with you because
Speaker 1: you know you know what that like this is, you know,
Speaker 1: for lack of a better turn. I don't want to die.
Speaker 1: Anybody who else had the position prior to you, but
Speaker 1: it's two days one. You can smell the street coming
Speaker 1: off with you. I sorry, sorry, I don't mean that.
Speaker 1: You can smell like regardless from the streets or not.
Speaker 1: You can smell like you've been Yeah, you have free lunch, right,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like you can and then
Speaker 1: you can what I mean, So you can see that.
Speaker 1: But then you can see like Old Spice actually did
Speaker 1: their due diligence and they seeked out a person that
Speaker 1: can resonate in a white neighborhood. Yea good here, yeah,
Speaker 1: Puerto Rican neighborhood. We don't know if you're Dominican or not,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, We don't know, We don't
Speaker 1: know up in the air for a couple of years
Speaker 1: saying the water fish like did you based on just
Speaker 1: start spreading room. But that's that's that's it's kind of crazy.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, you can kind of see why it would
Speaker 13: blow up though, right because you know, you know.
Speaker 3: But you don't know, you know what I mean, You know,
Speaker 3: you just do it and then you hope that because
Speaker 3: because the.
Speaker 6: Thing is is that we we did the commercials they
Speaker 6: were known for, which was very weird, quirky.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you were you were going with this was
Speaker 3: waiting on that thrill got so to.
Speaker 1: Come back and came out to No, they never came
Speaker 1: out so to come.
Speaker 6: Back and they go, hey, we've got a man that
Speaker 6: skin too, and and none of the quirky in your mind.
Speaker 3: Going like this is better. Wait a minute, No, I
Speaker 3: didn't know.
Speaker 6: I was just going on, man, how they're going to
Speaker 6: how they're gonna take this because we're not doing what
Speaker 6: they normally do. So yeah, I was worried, like but
Speaker 6: then when it blew, I was like, oh ship like
Speaker 6: damn like like.
Speaker 1: This because you shifted there the whole style.
Speaker 6: Man, Yeah, it was crazy. So man shout out to
Speaker 6: shout it. Come, I wear the wolf, the one with
Speaker 6: the wolf on that werewolf one like the one with a.
Speaker 7: You see.
Speaker 1: Special algorithm.
Speaker 3: I got.
Speaker 1: Canna get over that. I got the bear cloth and
Speaker 1: someone with a wolf on it. You don't know that
Speaker 1: I made the bootlegs quite okay.
Speaker 3: Alone.
Speaker 1: Donald Tree is not a Donard no more right, No,
Speaker 1: it's not.
Speaker 3: Fifty now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bocus on fief man. We're still doing quick time.
Speaker 4: I don't think you answered, Dave Chappelle, Martin.
Speaker 3: Lawrence, Dave Chappelle or Martin Lawrence.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got interesting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's very interesting.
Speaker 1: That's what I might want to take a drink for that.
Speaker 3: You took that take because because because okay, I'll take
Speaker 3: it with you. Because uh uh, David is just Dave Man.
Speaker 3: Martin is a legend. You know.
Speaker 6: I'm sure with both others, and they both great. Shout
Speaker 6: out to Martin. Shot today with Mark to throw that
Speaker 6: out there, you want to throw that out.
Speaker 1: I tore with neither, all right. But I did go
Speaker 1: to Dave Chappelle concert three nights in a row, the
Speaker 1: one with the rules. Mm hmmm. You was in the
Speaker 1: Yellow Springs, No Hollywood, Florida right here and you and no, no, no,
Speaker 1: and not got to see how a comedian perfects their special.
Speaker 1: So one night it was like it was like dope,
Speaker 1: but it was like all right, But then the next
Speaker 1: night he delivered the same jokes with a different intensity.
Speaker 1: And then on the third night it was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I wish rappers could do that, like like you like,
Speaker 1: that's suppose I can give you a rhyme and like
Speaker 1: I say that bar is not good. It's over once
Speaker 1: I throw this ship out right right right right, but
Speaker 1: the comedian and you motherfuckers are cheating.
Speaker 3: In a good way.
Speaker 1: What I mean. What I mean by that is you
Speaker 1: can test the product out, realize that that's not working,
Speaker 1: and change it prior to the actual product dropping.
Speaker 6: But here, but but but let me let me don't
Speaker 6: have that. But let me but let me, let me
Speaker 6: let me hit you at this. You can do your
Speaker 6: song for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1: Though that's we can't do what I'm saying yourself.
Speaker 6: I wish somebody, I wish I could do a show
Speaker 6: and people in the audience to be like, do the
Speaker 6: water on the floor, and I'd be like, all right,
Speaker 6: this is going out to you.
Speaker 1: Black people.
Speaker 3: If you ain't got water on your floor, I'm leaving.
Speaker 1: Everybody.
Speaker 3: We can't do that ship. We can't do none of
Speaker 3: the ship that we do. And you came up in
Speaker 3: like the Peppermint Lounge ship. I got booed out that
Speaker 3: motherfucker so many times.
Speaker 6: I mean one time I went in there, I was like, hey,
Speaker 6: they was like boom. I was like, why anytime I
Speaker 6: get booed I leave on a whole nother name and ship.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm turning out that son sitting at
Speaker 3: the bottle you up with a ride like home after
Speaker 3: you get booed. Ship, ain't no ride like that?
Speaker 1: Jack, no radio because your homies, your homies is not
Speaker 1: trying to like say that you did good. How does
Speaker 1: this pop do bad?
Speaker 3: My people be like this? It was them them dogs
Speaker 3: on the trip. They get it right all the way home.
Speaker 3: No radio when sheld wife was no rain, just ride.
Speaker 3: Comedians don't do good. They always say, uh, give it
Speaker 3: up for the ladies to give away. You come and
Speaker 3: give it up for the ladies.
Speaker 1: Know that they should ain't work Just crazy, crazy crazy?
Speaker 1: Why they tell you that ship that should is bob.
Speaker 1: I heard you say you say to night you smoke
Speaker 1: with for McCartney. Uh, we went on stage, you bombed.
Speaker 1: But you said that you heard Paul McCartney. Uh, because
Speaker 1: I ain't laughing.
Speaker 3: I ain't smoked weed and performed in years.
Speaker 1: But bigger than that, Not only you heard Paul McCartney laugh,
Speaker 1: you heard your other comedians like that's all I heard.
Speaker 3: Like.
Speaker 1: So now now let me ask you something. Right, is
Speaker 1: that traditional as your friend to say, oh, you're having
Speaker 1: a bad night. I'm gonna laugh at this. So I
Speaker 1: am I supposed to be like as your friend like
Speaker 1: and like just let you ride that out, and that's
Speaker 1: very hairy.
Speaker 6: I have people laugh, and it seemed like they laughing
Speaker 6: at me instead of with me and ship. So like
Speaker 6: that night, I'll do a joke, and I'll do a
Speaker 6: joke Dad, and the whole room be quiet, and then
Speaker 6: I just heard Paul go and my other friend like ah,
Speaker 6: and then that to be it, and so I have
Speaker 6: to just move on to the next joke and then
Speaker 6: the same thing. It was terrible, But I really don't
Speaker 6: know because if the room is just dead quiet, I
Speaker 6: think that's why they made some kind of noise, because.
Speaker 3: The room is just dead.
Speaker 1: For McCartney's Dead a black comedy show.
Speaker 6: Just as starstruck, Paul was dying laughing that I was
Speaker 6: doing bad because he wasn't because everybody catered him so much.
Speaker 6: And I ain't changed my material up to just kill,
Speaker 6: because I could have just killed and did all my
Speaker 6: old ship that killed, right, but that would have took
Speaker 6: away what the night was about. The night was about
Speaker 6: me doing new material. I'm at the improv all the time,
Speaker 6: going new material, so in the lab room, the little room,
Speaker 6: so I wasn't gonna let Paul take away from me
Speaker 6: doing what I was there to do, you know what
Speaker 6: I mean. And I think he felt it that I
Speaker 6: wasn't trying to appease him because I brought him on stage.
Speaker 6: At the end of the night, I told everybody what
Speaker 6: I did bad. I was like, man, I smoked with
Speaker 6: this dude I ain't smoking thirteen years and performed.
Speaker 3: I was like, and he got me.
Speaker 6: All fucked up, and I was like, Paul, come up here,
Speaker 6: Paul can Paul came up there, and I just was
Speaker 6: like putting them in the headlock and punching them and ship.
Speaker 1: Like you got me high? High did you have?
Speaker 6: But most people would be like this, And I'm like,
Speaker 6: this motherfucker, you know what I mean. And I think
Speaker 6: he appreciated, Like, Yo, it's a real moment. I'm like
Speaker 6: treating him real, you know what I mean. But yeah,
Speaker 6: I bombed tremendously getting high with him or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ba McCarty.
Speaker 6: I mean like I haven't seen him since then, but
Speaker 6: that night, Yeah, we ain't switch numbers this ship, but
Speaker 6: that night that night, man, we hung hung. It was crazy.
Speaker 6: I'm like, man, this is like a Baul McCarty have security. No,
Speaker 6: he had one dude with him, this dude named Mike,
Speaker 6: that round with him. It was just him and Mike
Speaker 6: rolled up. Did he rolled the blunt? Yeah, it was
Speaker 6: already rolled.
Speaker 1: Okay, was already already been already already.
Speaker 13: Yeah, what a Poe McCartney head. Did that joint lace though?
Speaker 13: You never thought about that?
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't.
Speaker 3: I smell. I smelled. He was smoking late.
Speaker 6: He had he had some gas gas he had real
Speaker 6: Paul had gas jack. He was sucking around.
Speaker 1: Negative man to be.
Speaker 3: Anywhere, even if it was this morning. We're gonna let it.
Speaker 1: That's the best story ever. The king a real real Yes, uh, Miketer,
Speaker 1: Chris Tucker.
Speaker 3: I love them both.
Speaker 6: But I've been knowing Mike Longan and Chris, so I'm
Speaker 6: just gonna say that I think Chris is one of
Speaker 6: the most phenomenal talents that we have. I just been
Speaker 6: knowing Mike forever, legendary ship and yeah, it's just yeah,
Speaker 6: my man, Mike. Mike is just at my house too.
Speaker 6: A couple of few weeks ago, and shout out to
Speaker 6: Mike Apps.
Speaker 1: You bought Big Boy House.
Speaker 14: I did.
Speaker 3: I bought Big Boy's House. Yeah, of course in l a.
Speaker 1: Big Boy from big Boy, which big Boy on the
Speaker 1: radio radio?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, shout out the big boy, big Boy.
Speaker 1: That's not big at all.
Speaker 3: No, not no more, no it used to be big Boy.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. Sold it for a lot of money too,
Speaker 3: more than you got it for.
Speaker 6: I sold it during the pandemic, Oh yeah, because they
Speaker 6: couldn't get materials in the country like wood and screws
Speaker 6: and ship like that.
Speaker 1: Let's keep it going. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like this.
Speaker 6: First of all, I had this car, right and I
Speaker 6: had it for two years. And I looked online and
Speaker 6: they sold the same car that I had for like
Speaker 6: an extra one hundred two hundred thousand, And I was
Speaker 6: like what And I called them up and they was like, man.
Speaker 3: We're looking for these cars right now. Gave him the car.
Speaker 3: I was like, y'all could sell it. Made one hundred
Speaker 3: thousand on it, and I drove it for two years though,
Speaker 3: because they couldn't get him in the country. So I
Speaker 3: was like, this, shit, what else can't they get in
Speaker 3: the country?
Speaker 6: And I found out they couldn't get wood and screws
Speaker 6: and metal and shit like that in the country.
Speaker 3: So houses was skyrocketing.
Speaker 6: And this guy was like, you might as just sell
Speaker 6: your house, and I was like, I'll see and I
Speaker 6: put it up out of there like so during the
Speaker 6: pandemic pandemics a month fu.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a genius, bro I mean, you mean all
Speaker 3: the more about all that, but you know, I fly
Speaker 3: under it. I fly under the radar.
Speaker 6: Jack, I'll be chilling, like chilling shots out all they
Speaker 6: is just chilling, like you know, I don't. You know,
Speaker 6: I ain't an emotional cat, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: I ain't want to what you say. All you brought
Speaker 6: all my information out there. Yeah, your emotions to keep
Speaker 6: you broke. I slide totally different.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 6: I don't text emotional. I don't text email with emotions
Speaker 6: because that go from a tangible thought to actually I
Speaker 6: mean you having a thought to something tangible that somebody
Speaker 6: can touch and hold that you thought and felt, you
Speaker 6: know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So why even type that ship? You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't do none of that.
Speaker 3: Slide a little different, you know, and just stay out
Speaker 3: of everybody way and shit, you know, especially nowadays, you
Speaker 3: got you got you gotta lay low.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 18: What's billionaire problems? You said, what what's billionaire problems? Billionaire problems?
Speaker 18: Billionaire problems and what things that broke niggas can't do
Speaker 18: that billionaire people can do.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't really know.
Speaker 6: I ain't been around a lot of billionaires, only being
Speaker 6: around one or whatever. But uh, I know, rich people's
Speaker 6: job is to floss. Broke people's job is to critique.
Speaker 6: And that's what happens. Is many times I've been broke
Speaker 6: sitting on the corner and somebody ride by some and
Speaker 6: and a cadillact with vogues, and I watch it and I'd.
Speaker 3: Be like, you know what I do. I changed the
Speaker 3: tires on that.
Speaker 6: Critiquing this man ship, you know what I mean, but
Speaker 6: dreaming though it ain't even really critiquing.
Speaker 3: It's dreaming and ship, you know. So yeah, that's just
Speaker 3: how I came up in Chicago whatever the other day.
Speaker 1: Right, not flossing, but I came onside my property, right,
Speaker 1: I came on something of my property. I seen a
Speaker 1: person that didn't have a home. Uh huh. He was
Speaker 1: right on telling my property. And I wanted to say
Speaker 1: something so bad out there. Yeah, then I realized I
Speaker 1: had to manage my blackness. What I'm looking at? This
Speaker 1: guy came downstairs to look at the beach the same
Speaker 1: way I came to look at the beach. He just
Speaker 1: happened to be adjacent close to my problem, right right right.
Speaker 1: I wanted to walk over there and be like the fun.
Speaker 1: But then I remember, yes, sometimes you get the man.
Speaker 3: Your blackness sometimes, you know, like I took off my.
Speaker 1: Slippers and I made contact with a guy basically he
Speaker 1: kind of like left. I don't know if I don't
Speaker 1: know if I was meaning at him, well, if I
Speaker 1: was just regularly just looking at him. But I was
Speaker 1: proud of myself. I had your number. This time I
Speaker 1: would to hit you and say I.
Speaker 3: Managed watching yourself right.
Speaker 1: Yes, Then you got to when's the last time you
Speaker 1: had to watch your blackness?
Speaker 3: Shuh? I remember one time, not on No Flaw Ship.
Speaker 3: But I'm just tell you what.
Speaker 6: I got got nominated for Emmy right, and went to
Speaker 6: the Emmys. No this when I was writing for Conan,
Speaker 6: and I was just so happy being from South Side Chicago,
Speaker 6: sitting in the Emmy's looking at my name on the screen,
Speaker 6: being nominated, right and forever. They can't never take that
Speaker 6: away from me that I'm nominated. Yeah, So I'm thinking
Speaker 6: that to myself. I'm like, they can never take that
Speaker 6: away from me. My title for now one is Emmy
Speaker 6: nominated writer Dion Cole.
Speaker 1: Right, you got it wrongated.
Speaker 6: Know what, But I'm thinking that, right, I'm thinking this
Speaker 6: in the audience. I'm just like, wow, this is great.
Speaker 6: I got the toxtedo on. I'm feeling good. Left, went
Speaker 6: to a bar, right. I used to smoke cigarettes. Right,
Speaker 6: So I go outside and I'm smoking a cigarette and
Speaker 6: I'm standing outside and I'm just reflecting.
Speaker 3: Man, Yeah, I used to smoke. I used to smoke.
Speaker 6: Uhm, no, no, no, they like newports, but they.
Speaker 3: Were marble, marble, marbleman thoughts.
Speaker 1: Marble the cowboy killing.
Speaker 3: Your thoughts. I smoke the green, the green and white man.
Speaker 1: You get definitely navigated the white niggas. Okay. So I'm
Speaker 1: out there, I reflecting this ship.
Speaker 6: And as I'm sitting out there, feeling hot, feeling proud,
Speaker 6: I hate these keys jingling and I look over and
Speaker 6: these white with women are like this, you bring in
Speaker 6: my car around And I just looked and I was like, cause,
Speaker 6: I'm standing in front of the place with a tuxedo.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 6: So I'm like, bitch, I just got nominated for Emmy.
Speaker 6: The fuck is wrong with you. I'm not Valet, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: And I was like, let me tell you another thing.
Speaker 3: And I had to manage my blackness at the moment.
Speaker 3: I was like, you have a nice day, bitch, and
Speaker 3: but yeah, that was that was when I have to
Speaker 3: like manage that ship.
Speaker 1: Go crazy. She thought I was a fucking Valet. Here,
Speaker 1: dead ass. This is in California, California.
Speaker 3: She was like, excuse me. I was like, I was
Speaker 3: just sitting there going, this is amazing. Wake up, nigga.
Speaker 6: Away, humble the hell out of Jack. I mean one
Speaker 6: time this girl was like this. I was sitting at
Speaker 6: this bar. This girl faked me out right. I mad
Speaker 6: as hell at the bar. This dude, this Asian dude.
Speaker 3: These two white girls walking me with the camera and
Speaker 3: it was like this, can I get a picture?
Speaker 1: I was like, god damn dog jay z he said
Speaker 1: Jason a little bit, but I took I grabbed.
Speaker 3: I grabbed the two girls and was standing there with
Speaker 3: an attitude. And the dude, it was like a man
Speaker 3: of us.
Speaker 1: He wanted to be in no want me picture.
Speaker 3: How humbling. I'm standing there hugging the chicks like this.
Speaker 1: And They was like who are you?
Speaker 3: And I was like, just give me the camera. But
Speaker 3: I thought they wanted to be oh ship. I was like, humble,
Speaker 3: be humble, you gotta be humble, said I was a
Speaker 3: real story. Uh he's like this, can you take a picture.
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, get us.
Speaker 3: I was like, you.
Speaker 1: Anybody else stole a joke from you? Oh?
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, plenty of people stole jokes. What do you?
Speaker 1: What do you? How do you react to that?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 6: You just you go watch them and people that remix
Speaker 6: jokes to everything. Yeah, there's nothing you really can do
Speaker 6: about it.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 6: Back in the day, you you're a whooping motherfucker ass.
Speaker 6: Nowadays it's it's so hard man. If you post a joke,
Speaker 6: somebody gonna go right one just like it, or do
Speaker 6: the exact same joke.
Speaker 1: And uh, one of your specials. I think you said
Speaker 1: that you said it to a female and then you
Speaker 1: said you don't just post that on Instagram, you better
Speaker 1: tag me. You said that, especially like yeah bad that
Speaker 1: people will steal your ship? Yeah, and you tag you
Speaker 1: and not even like yeah.
Speaker 6: Like or what a lot of these people men doing too.
Speaker 6: They'll take your joke and write a whole skit on it.
Speaker 6: They'll do the whole skit on your ship, and not
Speaker 6: like giving you homage, like actually making it their skin. Yeah,
Speaker 6: but not even yeah, not even like tagging you into
Speaker 6: nothing like that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So you have a check the coming by the joke.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah. I mean.
Speaker 6: One time I was in Saint Louis. I was with
Speaker 6: my man and Kenny how and we walked in the spot. Yeah,
Speaker 6: we walked the shoutut to Kenny. We walk in the spot.
Speaker 6: Kenny got like twelve fifteen niggas with him. I don't
Speaker 6: even know none of him. I just know Kenny because
Speaker 6: I met Kenny up there and we walk in and
Speaker 6: walking in with all these dude dude on stage doing
Speaker 6: my joke, doing one of my dope jokes too.
Speaker 3: He got on stage. I was like, hey, motherfucker, what
Speaker 3: the fuck is you doing doing my joke?
Speaker 1: Dog?
Speaker 3: And he was like this, huh.
Speaker 6: I was like, nigga, don't look at you. Fucking hum me, nigga.
Speaker 6: I was like, why are you up there doing my ship?
Speaker 6: Don't what you're talking about? I say, you know who
Speaker 6: I am though, right? He was like yeah, I said,
Speaker 6: mother fucker, you.
Speaker 3: Know the joke. Motherfucker you did the verb babi? What
Speaker 3: the fuck is wrong with you? Nigga?
Speaker 1: He was like this, I ain't do that.
Speaker 6: Ship nigga behind him pulled out mother fucking nine right.
Speaker 6: I was like this, oh, Ship, these niggas.
Speaker 1: Got gone, ran down all the way, and.
Speaker 3: Ship ran out the door.
Speaker 1: He's definitely joke, Kenny.
Speaker 3: Come out the door and go he with us.
Speaker 1: With the gun.
Speaker 3: I was already in the park a lot, but I
Speaker 3: was like, Ship, I just kept running. They put the gun,
Speaker 3: but they put the gun on the dude. Yeah, they
Speaker 3: put the gun on the dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Like they put the gun on the dude like like like, yo,
Speaker 6: dude quick because he was trying to get off out
Speaker 6: out of the boys. Hey man, calm down again. I
Speaker 6: was like, but he ain't saying that. He just put
Speaker 6: the gun on them. I'm like, ran out the ship.
Speaker 6: I don't really, I really don't even perform in Saint
Speaker 6: Louis no more because of that. But I was so embarrassed,
Speaker 6: and all the comics constantly.
Speaker 3: Bring that ship up. It's like, bigger, you ran that
Speaker 3: from your own motherfucker with the gun. Ship.
Speaker 6: So yeah, I confront motherfuckers about the ship. But it
Speaker 6: ain't really nothing you can do about it. You know,
Speaker 6: what's your views on crowd work? I mean yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: we talked about it. Yeah, like I just want balance,
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Let me ask for him real quick, do we still
Speaker 1: on QuickTime? Slow? D Rose or Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan's
Speaker 1: fame wise in Chicago right now, it's a big debate
Speaker 1: Michael saying Michael Jordan is hands down the bigger athlete,
Speaker 1: but they're saying that d Rose is the bigger star
Speaker 1: because he's homegrown. D Rose is from the streets definitely,
Speaker 1: and everybody everybody, everybody know him, and he is from
Speaker 1: the crib definitely.
Speaker 6: From Chicago, d Rose. If you're from Chicago, d Rose
Speaker 6: is the guy, right But as far as.
Speaker 3: Fame, yeah, and.
Speaker 6: Leading on team to championships and ship, Mike, Mike changes
Speaker 6: the economy. I don't know a lot of mothers who
Speaker 6: changed the economy.
Speaker 3: When they do the Lebron. I hate Mike.
Speaker 6: I hate Paris, and I'd be like, did Lebron change
Speaker 6: the economy? No, No, he ain't changed the economy. I
Speaker 6: could grow an AFRO if I wanted to, I could
Speaker 6: grow an afro. If if I really wanted to get braids,
Speaker 6: I can get.
Speaker 13: Curls all that ship. But because of Michael. But because
Speaker 13: of Michael, that's what I did, is keep it bad
Speaker 13: just because you know I got a headline.
Speaker 1: That's for something. You know, I got a headline, bro.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it is easy maintain too, right, Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: easier to main time. Look at it.
Speaker 1: He's sweating from here.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: He a different type of verson. Your sweat start from here.
Speaker 1: If you get like a hairstyle, that like God the
Speaker 1: devil with you. But last time you had a hairstyle,
Speaker 1: I had my ship like that came twenty twenty twenty
Speaker 1: doing in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 13: Years ago, about four years ago, and you know, I
Speaker 13: was like, I'm gonna try something different. I'm gonna try
Speaker 13: something different. I'm finish, jump out the window and see
Speaker 13: what everybody thing and whatnot? Yet Hey am my ship
Speaker 13: like jenir wine man baby hell all that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, baby yeah? I had the gospel sex numble, gospel
Speaker 3: sex number changing the game.
Speaker 1: You should just changing gospel six. That's hilarious.
Speaker 3: Come on, you can be fine as hell.
Speaker 1: I still go there. What's up?
Speaker 3: Ladies who love Jesus makes you know gospel sex sex right,
Speaker 3: that's funny though, Man, that should be a character.
Speaker 4: You like that?
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 13: I got another character lined, uh superhero right, well, I
Speaker 13: know what you're thinking. Okay, yeah, you gotta stick.
Speaker 3: And he got a dog. The dog his name bitch.
Speaker 1: You know why why because because it's a girl. That's
Speaker 1: a girl. Yeah, the superheroes name. That's what the superhero's name.
Speaker 13: He's a blind comic, right, but by day he fights crime.
Speaker 3: Can the dog see.
Speaker 1: This is a dog dog the bitch can see the bitch.
Speaker 13: But if he loses the dog or the cane, and
Speaker 13: that's when he's most vulnerable, that's like it's gripping.
Speaker 3: He has to have his cane and his dog.
Speaker 1: The dog voice me, Stevie Wonder.
Speaker 3: I like the dog like matter of fact, matter of fact.
Speaker 3: The nickname is my sill More. And what do you think?
Speaker 3: This is getting so weird right now?
Speaker 1: I have no idea blind with blind lime for you
Speaker 1: got you got? I think what you're going with? That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Did you drink your champagne?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: One percent? Definitely.
Speaker 4: Robin Williams or George Carlin, George Garland. All right, let's
Speaker 4: try to go through quick jay Z a big daddy
Speaker 4: can jay Z shout out the cane yep, Cat Williams
Speaker 4: or Jamie Foxx, uh.
Speaker 6: Sucks the the the Jamie is so underrated. He probably
Speaker 6: one of the most underrated people on the planet. I
Speaker 6: mean he's phenomenal. We all know that, but he's more
Speaker 6: phenomenal than his phenomenalness, Like he's great.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I forgot he was drinking them. Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Uh a woman this woman right?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Man, Okay, told me was mister Lee. I thought listen,
Speaker 1: Black Witness relaxed.
Speaker 3: There's no way.
Speaker 1: There's no way you're gonna thought that was mister Lee.
Speaker 1: There's no way, bro. Your vision is not that fun.
Speaker 13: Listen, listen, y'all heard me questioning my six willity right there.
Speaker 3: You said, I'm sorry, you said cat booty. I ain't
Speaker 3: never heard that about life.
Speaker 1: By cat.
Speaker 3: Cat.
Speaker 1: I apologize. This is a booty cat cat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't get them pregnant in that booty.
Speaker 4: Cat curve your enthusiasm or sid phone.
Speaker 3: A ah curve?
Speaker 6: All right, time felt is great, but curve I identified
Speaker 6: more black.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. They had a whole family called the blacks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not in that moment, and they did it during
Speaker 1: not covid Katrina, Hurrtane Katrina. They did and Fox was
Speaker 1: dating the Yallo like, yes, gave him something a little
Speaker 1: bit of that thing and then broke the Yeah she
Speaker 1: was d in the in the episode and you gotta dress,
Speaker 1: do you see? Motherfuckers? He was ready to start.
Speaker 3: I was like, Yo, what.
Speaker 1: Last one? I'm not going to give you. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to interrogate the witness. I'm not going to lead
Speaker 1: you towards the way. That's what I'm meant to say.
Speaker 1: Loyalty or respect. Loyalty. Loyalty will gain respect. You know,
Speaker 1: if you loyal to me, I respect you.
Speaker 6: Me respecting you without loyalty would take away the respect right.
Speaker 1: Loyalty. So let me ask you because I've been wanting
Speaker 1: to get this off my chest since earlier. Right, I
Speaker 1: believe we all spoke about how sometimes we don't work together,
Speaker 1: like I believe it started with the Blackest right, we
Speaker 1: were saying like Blackish, like if guys would have came together.
Speaker 1: So I'm saying moving forward right like we just had
Speaker 1: Jesse Therera Damn, you know, I don't know how to
Speaker 1: pronounce the last name.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: I love that. I love that. And then we just
Speaker 1: had releases, and then I got my boy script TV, right,
Speaker 1: and and I want to do this, this underground comedy,
Speaker 1: right call handballs balls or handball. I want to throw Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to throw in the I want people to
Speaker 1: like it's flavoring, it's cool.
Speaker 3: Right, But.
Speaker 1: Immediately I realized that ham ball, the actual sport, is
Speaker 1: predominated uh by latinus right and in a great ratio. Right,
Speaker 1: But how do I do this? Immediately I said, you
Speaker 1: know what I want to be in Chris Pinson.
Speaker 3: Shout out to Chris.
Speaker 1: Immediately I was like, yo, I hate Chris Princer. I
Speaker 1: was like, yo, if I need something to block it up.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he never played handball in his life.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he even can relate to the
Speaker 1: Querto Rican Latin culture that's mixed with the black culture.
Speaker 1: That's the New York thing, right, the thing that I'm
Speaker 1: trying to do. But automatically, I wanted to pick somebody
Speaker 1: that I know that can translate the message that I'm
Speaker 1: trying to deliver. Is that me being naive or is
Speaker 1: that me being smart?
Speaker 3: No? You being smart. Okay, definitely absolutely, man, get somebody, Yeah,
Speaker 3: give him to come on.
Speaker 1: I hit him. I bothered him immediately on a Sunday.
Speaker 1: I didn't care. I was like here and he was
Speaker 1: like North whatever.
Speaker 3: He is the guy for okay, man, Chris Chris is
Speaker 3: don't get Chris.
Speaker 6: Chris don't never be off like he's always on shop,
Speaker 6: super shot, roast Master man. That motherfucker he put it together,
Speaker 6: he said roast Master. He ROAs show ass. He liked
Speaker 6: the Don Rickles real but he.
Speaker 1: Has like material, like he could sit right here.
Speaker 6: He can tell you a gazillion stories and anything you say,
Speaker 6: he gonna tag that ship like this.
Speaker 3: Like in a heartbeat.
Speaker 6: Yeah, anytime I do, like some type of award show
Speaker 6: or something like that, anythink that I'm hosting or something.
Speaker 6: Definitely called Chris to come help me out.
Speaker 1: Okay yea because immediately I was like, yo, you know what.
Speaker 1: I feel like I could provide the part of the
Speaker 1: Latin part and then you know, along with the other
Speaker 1: people that have but I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I have to put some spice on because if you're
Speaker 1: a black person that played had Bore, you was an
Speaker 1: elite black person that means that you knew both coaches,
Speaker 1: meaning you knew the Mexican culture, you knew the Puerto
Speaker 1: Rican coachure, you knew the Ecuadorian coach, you knew the
Speaker 1: Honduras culture, you knew the nukagre and culture, and you
Speaker 1: knew how to write gffiti in such so I wanted
Speaker 1: to do that. But what I said is, okay, I
Speaker 1: got everything that the lat the Latin Parker could like.
Speaker 1: And I was like, Yo, how can I make this?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry because I'm you know, I can say this
Speaker 1: everybody else fall back? How kind of nigga? This ship
Speaker 1: up a little bit some black inlants, but I don't
Speaker 1: represent just Puerto Rico. I represent the whole lat absolutely thing.
Speaker 1: Then I represent Gone No, I represent all the black
Speaker 1: ship too. So I said all right, and Chris Spencer
Speaker 1: was the only person and I hit him, I know,
Speaker 1: whatever time I hit him. He was like Norway's out
Speaker 1: of his and I was like, Yo, how fast can
Speaker 1: you write a script? And he was like it depends
Speaker 1: on you know whatever he said between me and him.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I want you to do it
Speaker 1: this way and like that.
Speaker 3: But he knew what I mean. He definitely did get
Speaker 3: that ship popping death. He is definitely the guy for you.
Speaker 1: Definitely. Yeah. So God comes down to you. Mm hmmm,
Speaker 1: God says, man, I want you to save humanity. So
Speaker 1: I got three choices for you. I got a person
Speaker 1: that's gonna direct your movie. I got a person that's
Speaker 1: gonna write your movie. I got a person that's gonna
Speaker 1: produce your movie. But your movie, and who you pick
Speaker 1: is on you. This is God, g O D. You're
Speaker 1: gonna save him? Man, who are you picking thirteen? He
Speaker 1: didn't know that.
Speaker 3: Y'all, but y'all to do the movie.
Speaker 1: Okay, so let me let me reiterate this ship. God
Speaker 1: comes down. He's like, He's like, like, you know your
Speaker 1: niggas is outside and tacos. God is God.
Speaker 3: Come down.
Speaker 1: He got he got the jewelry on, he got the
Speaker 1: he got the Richard Milly. You know what I man,
Speaker 1: God like yo, Man, I'm gonna give you a chance
Speaker 1: to save humanity. The director, the producer, the writer, and
Speaker 1: the writer. Now I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: you a way out. No no, no, no no no,
Speaker 1: let me let you. I was gonna give your way out.
Speaker 1: But I was give him the way out. But let's
Speaker 1: see who you're going go, and.
Speaker 3: I gotta pick the three.
Speaker 1: Oh this is all you, right, you save humanity. It's
Speaker 1: all on you. You say Bibles forever. But if you
Speaker 1: funk up, you in the purgatory, you you out there
Speaker 1: with shake tam. Writer that I would get would be.
Speaker 3: Malik As. Malikas, I love him. I would get Malikas. Okay,
Speaker 3: who who?
Speaker 13: Okay, he writes some neighbors with sider entertain neighbors we
Speaker 13: say neighbors, neighborhood, the neighborhood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Malikas is one of the greatest minds.
Speaker 1: Neighborhood.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: I would get him to write. I would get him
Speaker 6: to write it, uh, produce it, I would get. I
Speaker 6: would get.
Speaker 3: James, Samuel James saying did the heart that they fall on.
Speaker 1: The Cowboy movie that jay Z and the Rock They said, yeah.
Speaker 6: I will get him, and then and then for uh
Speaker 6: for what was the other one that was right? Our director?
Speaker 6: I would get.
Speaker 1: Because what are your pictures so far? Producer? Okay?
Speaker 3: Now director director probably Coogler ran right, that's what choir?
Speaker 1: How about how about this? Let me let me throw
Speaker 1: your life raft? How about to collaborate together. How about that?
Speaker 3: That's all.
Speaker 1: That's uh a great question because you know why, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna be honest with you,
Speaker 1: brot weird. But let me be serious for a second.
Speaker 1: That story. Me hearing y'all talking about Blackish. You know
Speaker 1: you're all comedians. So me hearing y'all individually talk about
Speaker 1: it or in this like little specs that you have
Speaker 1: makes me liaugh mm hmm. But me being human makes
Speaker 1: me not lie. Me being a human says damn. I
Speaker 1: wish we could have did that, because that's exactly what
Speaker 1: Bu Tang did right right. Wu Tang is essentially sound
Speaker 1: signed to Loud Records, and then said, but I'm a
Speaker 1: we're all gonna come together and you're gonna go over here.
Speaker 1: You're gonna go over here. You're gonna go over here
Speaker 1: because from Blackish went to grown Ish. U was a
Speaker 1: grown Ish too, right.
Speaker 3: I was doing grown Ash while I was doing Blackish.
Speaker 3: Kenya Bearish shout out to Kenyan Barris, shout out to
Speaker 3: Anthony Anderson.
Speaker 1: We heard your son of deal with.
Speaker 6: Yeah when it started, when they started growing and they
Speaker 6: came over to me and it was like, y'all, we're
Speaker 6: gonna start the show. It's gonna be almost like the
Speaker 6: like a different world, but it's gonna be with kids,
Speaker 6: and we're gonna use yaa shout out to y'all shy.
Speaker 3: And he was like, hey, you should.
Speaker 6: I think we're gonna have you come over there and
Speaker 6: just to make sure that it's that the take off
Speaker 6: and it's funny and ship, you know.
Speaker 3: And I was like this, I'm gonna be on that show,
Speaker 3: in this show. He was like, well, we're gonna. He's like,
Speaker 3: we're gonna, We're gonna, We're gonna make it happen. We're
Speaker 3: gonna make it happen.
Speaker 6: So they made me like a professor because in certain colleges,
Speaker 6: if you start uh some type of class or whatever,
Speaker 6: you could become a professor of your own, you know
Speaker 6: what I mean. You can just have your own class
Speaker 6: or whatever. So he was like, we'll have that, and
Speaker 6: that's what you will be in order for you to
Speaker 6: still do both or whatever. And I was like all right,
Speaker 6: So we did it. It took off, and man, I
Speaker 6: did about four years over there Grownish and then uh
Speaker 6: left and then still was doing Blackish at the same time.
Speaker 3: And just going back and forth, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: So yeah, that was that was that was. That was
Speaker 3: a crazy time at that time. I was doing like
Speaker 3: three different shows at that time.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 1: Now one of my favorite things is you're talking to
Speaker 1: the fat people in the audience who me, yeah about
Speaker 1: you exited that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did that harm?
Speaker 1: You know because you you looked at one point it
Speaker 1: was like stop eating that ship. That resonated to me.
Speaker 1: Anytime I'm about to, I'll just see you just stop
Speaker 1: me in.
Speaker 3: There like.
Speaker 1: No, I was like an old bit.
Speaker 3: I used to do it.
Speaker 1: I used to be like, uh, you know you're a
Speaker 1: bigger yeah yeah, yeah, super big. Yeah. I would like
Speaker 1: to before and after.
Speaker 3: I used to be like like like stop eating that ship,
Speaker 3: like you already know how to taste I stop.
Speaker 6: Eating stop eating that ship. You know, listen, you're getting
Speaker 6: fat on ship. You taste tasted before, you know what
Speaker 6: I mean? If you're gonna get fat doing those ship
Speaker 6: ain't never tasted before.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he eats SMP or not. He's
Speaker 1: a vegang. Well they keep catching him with shrimp, catching
Speaker 1: like like he cheat on with shrimp. I'm going to
Speaker 1: do it like there on the side of the.
Speaker 3: Whe's son.
Speaker 1: Yet he's you get them, get you you. I mean
Speaker 1: he's Rosaria that that's my family.
Speaker 3: But that's funny coming up.
Speaker 1: And it's just a.
Speaker 3: Lot like a little shells, little tails and ship everywhere.
Speaker 3: It's starting the out. You can get the gut, so
Speaker 3: more of it with it, like I'm want them.
Speaker 1: I'm nigga.
Speaker 3: You are hilarious guy, you be. You've been killing me.
Speaker 1: Die.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you that. I'm telling you I'm still thinking
Speaker 3: us gospel sex. Some of you don't do this gospel
Speaker 3: sex symbol is hilarious.
Speaker 15: I can't do this right now. And yeah, this means
Speaker 15: that to me really enough for I missed my twin.
Speaker 13: I'm so happy to be here with y'all right now
Speaker 13: for you to say that to me, because I know
Speaker 13: you had never seen me before in real life and whatnot, and.
Speaker 1: You had never seen him neither, big fan and the
Speaker 1: most respectful.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, I'm man keeping thinking about you doing
Speaker 6: and I appreciate that, and keep doing what you're doing though.
Speaker 3: You are hilarious. And what makes you funny, man, everybody's
Speaker 3: unique in their own way, and what makes you funny
Speaker 3: to me is the sincerity.
Speaker 6: I mean you almost it's like you don't mean no harm.
Speaker 6: You just saying what you're saying, and that's what makes
Speaker 6: you unique and dope. And you know that's that perspective
Speaker 6: because it's a lot of people out here that's funny,
Speaker 6: but I can't quote one of their jokes because that's
Speaker 6: all they are funny and their personality is and then it.
Speaker 3: So that's why I remember. I keep I keep repeating
Speaker 3: this that you said because it's funny.
Speaker 1: I love one of your skits with your friend.
Speaker 3: Don't cut this out. I need I'm here for this.
Speaker 19: Damn I have this ship, so damn fuck me up. Well,
Speaker 19: I wasn't on credit. I said, I wasn't keep me going.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, and I was.
Speaker 1: I had to sold down back and you fuck me up. Man.
Speaker 13: I love you so much, man, thank you for inviting
Speaker 13: me here. Man this man boy will I'll give you
Speaker 13: the rest of my eye for this opport. I don't
Speaker 13: know how to repay you. Man, he said that to
Speaker 13: me in front of people. It's gonna be on people
Speaker 13: gonna see it. I'm serious. Dog, hope you blow I
Speaker 13: mean you already blew up because you're the men you're
Speaker 13: tucking with them, so you're already large.
Speaker 3: But just man, don't don't stop being sincere because that's
Speaker 3: unique and I don't see that often and people that's funny.
Speaker 3: So keep that dog because that's man. You can go
Speaker 3: far with that. Just be sincere and be just what
Speaker 3: you are. And I promise you you're gonna these doors
Speaker 3: gonna open for you on for real.
Speaker 1: I see it. I can feel it. You feel like hugging.
Speaker 1: I get your hug. Yeah, oh, then you no more hugs.
Speaker 1: Learn I got a little too close. This is one
Speaker 1: main This is the last question. Right, I think I
Speaker 1: touched on it earlier, Right, but I kind of like
Speaker 1: want to be like not serious, but a little serious
Speaker 1: with this, right, So lets SUPs right now. Right, Let's
Speaker 1: suppose it's a person. This person leads out, falls down
Speaker 1: and dies or gets hurt. Right, most of us will
Speaker 1: sit back and say, oh, okay, if it's funny, as
Speaker 1: the person tripped, we'll say, oh, that was funny.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: If it's not funny and they tripped in a way
Speaker 1: where it's oh, it's horrific, be like, oh are you okay?
Speaker 1: Like whatever, whatever, But that's normal people. A comedian has
Speaker 1: to find something comedic out of everything. That's what I
Speaker 1: love about comedians, right from Marlon Wayne. From every time
Speaker 1: I see Marlon Wayn's every want ways to jump out
Speaker 1: and just he'll just rank on my friends, shout out
Speaker 1: my man. He'll just rank on my friend Sonny D.
Speaker 1: He'll look at D. He knows Sonny D could take it.
Speaker 1: That's him over that's him over there. And Marlon would
Speaker 1: just look at him and be like like, he won't
Speaker 1: necessarily rank on me, but he wrecking somebody close to me,
Speaker 1: and he'll just give it to him. M hm. And
Speaker 1: we were saying the too soon part.
Speaker 4: Now you're saying that find it something funny out of tragedy.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, that's the part I'm trying to think.
Speaker 3: It was so.
Speaker 1: Many different tragedies, right, And I looked at comedians to
Speaker 1: make these tragedies kind of make fun of it, but
Speaker 1: not fun of it, make light of it, but make
Speaker 1: light of it, right, So many of them. Like I
Speaker 1: went to a Kevin Hart show, who the fuck is there?
Speaker 3: Was you there?
Speaker 1: Sonny? We went to in l A, come on in
Speaker 1: LA remember that ship? And keV remember he gave up
Speaker 1: the pieces? I don't one to Yeah, I think so
Speaker 1: he gave up virtual pizzas at first, this was not real,
Speaker 1: Like I was from New York City. Don't tell me
Speaker 1: you got a pizza but me, and then you keep
Speaker 1: me out, like do you like the jokes?
Speaker 3: Nigga?
Speaker 1: I wanted the pizza. So what I'm saying this for comedians, right?
Speaker 1: It was so lost?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: What was the same before that? Because I'm trying to
Speaker 1: make this point.
Speaker 4: You were just trying to say how they find humor,
Speaker 4: trying to.
Speaker 1: Think, okay, my bad. So through all these travesties this happened.
Speaker 1: How the fuck do you make humor? And like, like
Speaker 1: I said, too soon, Yeah, somebody dies tomorrow. Like this
Speaker 1: is actually some comedians somewhere that's gonna be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he mixed his fencing all wrong? Did he just say?
Speaker 1: I asked the question, is that going too far? Ever?
Speaker 1: Too far?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 3: Just it just all depends, man. You know, you got
Speaker 3: to try it out.
Speaker 6: You got to go try that ship out in front
Speaker 6: of some people, you know what I mean, if you
Speaker 6: rub them wrong way, then you know, you know, then
Speaker 6: if you don't think you don't.
Speaker 3: But there's a lot of people that that really put
Speaker 3: go far. And that's part of the act and ship.
Speaker 6: You know, one of my one of my guys man
Speaker 6: started with him and ship, Corey Hoke Gonna started with
Speaker 6: him in Chicago. Corey is one of the most offensive
Speaker 6: people in the game.
Speaker 1: But ambitious to see.
Speaker 6: But it's so funny that you can't even you can't
Speaker 6: even trip over what he's saying because it's so funny.
Speaker 6: It's like he about the only person I know who
Speaker 6: can be that offensive and that funny. He's funny, and
Speaker 6: it's like you're not even offended because you know it's
Speaker 6: not you, and people who are offended they comeing to
Speaker 6: comedy club all fucked up anyway and coming there being
Speaker 6: upset and feeling some kind of way.
Speaker 3: When it's like, you don't if that shit.
Speaker 6: Don't apply to you, then then on the part of
Speaker 6: you can laugh at it, you know what I mean,
Speaker 6: you know whatever he's saying. But he's probably one of
Speaker 6: the only guys that I know who can just be
Speaker 6: like that without no holds bar, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: But myself I have to, like I have to way
Speaker 6: out what I say and what I do and how
Speaker 6: I say it.
Speaker 1: Because I heard you one time you said that you
Speaker 1: was gonna say a gay joke in LA and you
Speaker 1: were like, I was like, nah, nah, I'm not No.
Speaker 6: It just depends on Like what I don't want is
Speaker 6: I don't want gay people to feel like like you
Speaker 6: still hear me, motherfucker, you know, and you do things
Speaker 6: just like black folks do.
Speaker 1: So I can go on.
Speaker 6: Stage and just talk about black shit all god damn
Speaker 6: day long, but I can't talk about nobody else. I
Speaker 6: can talk about white people all day long, talk about Hispanics,
Speaker 6: but I can't talk about gay people like that ain't fair.
Speaker 6: It's like everybody can get it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: And I don't want gay people to be offended like that.
Speaker 6: I don't want you to know that you can get
Speaker 6: it just like it's just like everybody else can get it.
Speaker 6: You can get it, not not, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like I got hype too.
Speaker 3: I bet you, I bet you, I bet you're dang
Speaker 3: dash watching this Like.
Speaker 6: No, but I mean, like yo, everybody, everybody, everybody across
Speaker 6: the board is even. And I don't want nobody come
Speaker 6: to No Show feeling like I can't talk about you,
Speaker 6: but everybody else can be talked about. Don't ship through
Speaker 6: my show and watch me talk about sixteen niggas and
Speaker 6: then when I talk about you, you offended. So don't
Speaker 6: come in there with that attitude at all. Actually, don't
Speaker 6: even come if you if you you know, closed minded
Speaker 6: like that. You know, you come to open your mind,
Speaker 6: You come to have fun and hear some shit you
Speaker 6: don't normally hear, and that's what you paid to hear.
Speaker 6: And one person got to stop fucking up the show.
Speaker 6: For everybody else that can handle it, get the fuck
Speaker 6: out the clubs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just want to say to you, man, you're
Speaker 1: really a legend, you're really an icon. You really shift
Speaker 1: the culture. You really did everything they're supposed to do,
Speaker 1: and you continue to do it like I you know,
Speaker 1: when I when I do these interviews, I like to,
Speaker 1: you know, assess what I'm doing. And I watched every
Speaker 1: single you know, uh special And in comedy world, people
Speaker 1: don't get specials. Right, you got a fucking lot? Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: and is classic thank you? No one gets classic specials
Speaker 1: three classic inflict.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you, but thank you, but no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: No, no, you're right, you're right, you're right, But you
Speaker 1: know what, I want to thank you, because again, like
Speaker 1: comedy is better when you're out there.
Speaker 3: Man, I mean a lot, man, and I mean that
Speaker 3: you don't hear that often.
Speaker 6: And to hear it, I accept it from anybody that
Speaker 6: say that, because this is a thankless business, you know
Speaker 6: what I mean, because at the end of the day,
Speaker 6: you got to put us oute everything you're going through
Speaker 6: to go out there and make everybody laugh and shit.
Speaker 6: I'm not complaining and nothing, but I'm just saying I
Speaker 6: can get in a car accident my son and getting
Speaker 6: a fight, all that shit, anything, all that shit, and
Speaker 6: I still got to go, like make everybody laugh and shit,
Speaker 6: and then when I'm done, I go back to these
Speaker 6: problems and shit, you know.
Speaker 3: And so to hear people say nice things like that.
Speaker 6: Man, it means a lot. It booshed my morale to
Speaker 6: keep going. You know, people on hospital beds, people in jail,
Speaker 6: when they come up and they see us and they
Speaker 6: be like, man, thank you for doing that shit. You know,
Speaker 6: it make it worthwhile and shit. So I appreciate for
Speaker 6: the bottom part what you said.
Speaker 1: It bigger shit because you know why it's big into
Speaker 1: that because comedians won the world. I know, Beyonce girls
Speaker 1: won first. So let's calm down, not going to get
Speaker 1: the queen. But after that we need to laugh because
Speaker 1: even the queens need to lie.
Speaker 3: It's medicine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, it really is. It really is. And I
Speaker 1: want to, you know, show love to you and every
Speaker 1: other comedian that made us lie throughout this you know
Speaker 1: world of ours that we did it, that we navigated
Speaker 1: through and now we're here now. And yeah, with our comedy,
Speaker 1: we ain't ship.
Speaker 14: Man.
Speaker 6: It's it's a tough business, but were out there making
Speaker 6: it happen for everybody. We're gonna bring it to you,
Speaker 6: and we're gonna bring you all that funny ship and
Speaker 6: we're gonna have no host bard and we're gonna mother
Speaker 6: fucking bring it to you by all means necessary. You
Speaker 6: come out to the show you support, you're gonna laugh,
Speaker 6: and you're gonna have a good goddamn time no matter
Speaker 6: what you're going through.
Speaker 1: Goddamn. Thank you.
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