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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yes, if you got your merch for a cause gear,

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Speaker 2: don't forget to tag us all right? Yes on Insta

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Speaker 3: No, and it's so cute.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, seriously, you don't want to miss out on this,

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Speaker 2: so just go to Brook and Jeffrey dot com to

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Speaker 2: shop and don't forget tag.

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Speaker 1: Us at Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and let's start the show.

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Speaker 4: Yet still, then the results are in and apparently we

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Speaker 4: are the number one morning show in America. Yes, let

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Speaker 4: me finish Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're the

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Speaker 4: number one morning show in America for talking about candy. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: that's right. We've logged more hours talking about everything from

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Speaker 4: red Skittles being banned in California to the Mount Rushmore

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Speaker 4: of Jolly ranchers. Jose and I almost got into a

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Speaker 4: fistfight over green Apple the other day. By the way,

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Speaker 4: don't you even say that word.

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Speaker 3: You don't like that one.

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Speaker 4: Let's not start this. Let's start this all right. I'm

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Speaker 4: clenching my fists already.

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Speaker 3: It's obviously cherry that needs to be out, not green out.

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Speaker 4: The reason I bring it up is because a site

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Speaker 4: called candystore dot com released its annual list of its

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Speaker 4: most hated holiday candies. So of course we're gonna talk

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Speaker 4: about that. And I'm not going to cover all ten.

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Speaker 4: I'm just gonna give you some of the highlights here.

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Speaker 3: But I didn't even think of one that I hate.

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Speaker 4: I will say number ten is Brook's favorite peppermint Bark.

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Speaker 5: She doesn't want.

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Speaker 3: I actually hate it. I get angry about it.

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Speaker 4: Other Christmas candies that we hate life Saver story books.

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Speaker 4: You remember getting those in your stocking.

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Speaker 3: Remember you would open up that. It's like so nineties,

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Speaker 3: like there's nothing more nineties.

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Speaker 4: You opened up the front of it and it's like

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Speaker 4: a book and it has a bunch of different flavors

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Speaker 4: in there. Number five was holiday peeps. Whether there's shaped

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Speaker 4: like snowman or shaped like Christmas trees, doesn't matter. People

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Speaker 4: don't like them. Number three was cherry cordials. Those always

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Speaker 4: make the top five most hated. They're basically chocolate covered cherries.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, my mom.

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Speaker 3: Gets they're like those Maraschino.

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Speaker 4: Cherries, Robitussin covered in cho give that number two. Non

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Speaker 4: peppermint flavored candy canes.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm down with that.

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Speaker 4: Anything that's not like a mango. I saw mango.

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Speaker 3: Like Star Wars has candy canes.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe a pizza flavored candy cane, get behind.

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Speaker 7: Maybe our producer gave me a flavored one for Christmas.

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Speaker 4: And the number one most hated holiday candy of the

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Speaker 4: year is reindeer corn.

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Speaker 3: That's the thing. It's the red, green, and white candy corn.

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Speaker 4: It's candy corn. But yeah, instead of the candy corns colors,

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Speaker 4: it's colored red, green, and white.

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Speaker 8: All of the candy corn makers to be like, hey,

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Speaker 8: we're already hated at Halloween.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: One thing that nobody hates, though, is the shock collar

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Speaker 4: question of the day. That's because they get to hear

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Speaker 4: the sweet, soothing sounds of our own digital Jake asking

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Speaker 4: us trivia questions. Give it to us, Jake.

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Speaker 10: Well, when we asked alexis her memory of watching TV

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Speaker 10: Christmas specials as a kid, she replied back, Uh, what

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Speaker 4: That's almost any question you asked.

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Speaker 10: True, that's fair, But I said, you know, made for

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Speaker 10: TV Christmas specials like Charlie Brown. Yeah, yeah, and she

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Speaker 10: gave me a long, vacant look, and then she paused

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Speaker 10: for ten seconds. Then she finally replied, I think Charlie

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Speaker 10: had a little tree, basically tree shaming Charlie Brown.

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Speaker 3: The only reason she knows that is because they sell

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so she.

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Speaker 10: Has almost no knowledge of this other than watching the

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Speaker 10: holiday episode of the Office where they have their drunk

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Speaker 10: Christmas party. So this should be interesting as we quiz

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Speaker 10: her on famous Christmas characters from a holiday TV specials

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Speaker 10: during another three and a half seconds with Alexis.

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Speaker 11: So you hear, I don't know what need to do

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Speaker 11: it anyways, so it makes it fun.

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Speaker 10: Brook Europe. First, your category is people who hate Christmas,

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Speaker 10: not named Brook.

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Speaker 8: Okay, it feels like it's gonna be an easy question

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Speaker 8: because there's not that many in pop culture thinking about.

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Speaker 3: Right take it two or three? Yeah, I think Alexis

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Speaker 10: All right, Brooks betting on Alexis. Here's your question. There's

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Speaker 10: an infamous Christmas character who's been portrayed over and over

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Speaker 10: He's called the Grinch. Yeah, I thought that was gonna

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Speaker 3: Please tell me the question is what's his name?

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Speaker 10: Back in the year two thousand, a very famous actor

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Speaker 10: and makeup into the Grinch. Which famous comedian was it? Oh,

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Speaker 10: Jim Carrey, Yes, that's correct, Brook, You're safe. Great betting

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Speaker 10: on Alexis there Now we're on a Jeffrey. Jeff, your

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Speaker 10: category is magical men who play with children.

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Speaker 4: That Oh, I wish this question was for me.

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Speaker 10: Sorry, Jeff, It's for Alexis.

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Speaker 5: Again.

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Speaker 4: This is a holiday TV Christmas special about a magical

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Speaker 4: man that likes kids. I mean it, yeah, And I

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Speaker 4: don't think Alexis has actually seen this Christmas special before.

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Speaker 3: You don't.

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Speaker 4: It's too old for her taste. And I'm going to

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Speaker 4: say again, she's getting this wrong. Okay, here's your question.

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Speaker 10: One of the most beloved Christmas specials of all time

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Speaker 10: came out back in nineteen sixty nine, featuring a jolly

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Speaker 10: on CBS on December sixteenth. If anyone cares to watch it,

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Speaker 10: watch it there. I gave you the time in the channel, Jose.

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Speaker 10: But you might remember the famous scene where the children

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Speaker 10: put a hat on his head and he comes alive,

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Speaker 10: and the very first thing Frosty says is happy.

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Speaker 1: What oh, happy to be alive?

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Speaker 10: Sorry, Alexi, SA's incorrect. He says happy birthday. He may

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Speaker 10: be magic, but he's not very smart.

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Speaker 4: Birthday it's his he to life, Alexis, thank you. You

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Speaker 10: Once again that's against Alexis, and I'll say it one Finally,

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Speaker 10: we're on to Jose. Jose, your category is the other Juliani.

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Speaker 8: Is there an Italian Santa show that we're missing, Julie.

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Speaker 4: I think it's the reference to the first name Rudolph.

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Speaker 7: Now I get it.

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Speaker 12: I literally didn't get it.

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Speaker 10: It could be up to thirty minutes before Alexis.

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Speaker 3: I mean I got it once explained. Okay, So now.

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Speaker 2: I am talking about Rudolph, Italian Rudolph.

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Speaker 10: None of Rudolph's nose is red with sauce.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to get it because.

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Speaker 10: I think she's getting it wrong. Here's your question, Alexis.

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Speaker 10: In nineteen sixty four, Rudolph the red nose Reindeer made

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Speaker 10: his appearance on CBS and it's known as the King

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Speaker 10: of Christmas Specials. There are forty two total creatures that

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Speaker 10: appear in it. Alexis just name one's friends with.

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Speaker 1: There's a creature of a bird.

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Speaker 5: There are three birds.

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Speaker 10: I thought it was after the buzz I would have

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Speaker 10: accepted one abominable snow monster, a fish, two rabbits, two raccoons,

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Speaker 8: Did you watch it and count everybody information you can find?

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Speaker 10: I notice by heart bro.

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Speaker 4: Wikipedia that was three and a half seconds.

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Speaker 5: With the like.

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Speaker 4: Za guestron and so you're gonna get shock jos while

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Speaker 4: singing I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. I saw Mommy.

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Speaker 7: Kissing sand claws the mistletoe.

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Speaker 4: That's your chock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 13: Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: Times running out to get your merch for a cause? Yes,

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Speaker 4: and I know we throw that term around a lot.

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Speaker 4: If you don't know what merch for a cause is,

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Speaker 4: how about for the brook and Jeffrey fan in your life, cats,

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Speaker 4: hoodies and shirts where one hundred percent of the proceeds

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, you are stamping out global hunger at

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Speaker 8: the same time as looking really cool.

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Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, most.

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Speaker 4: People don't brag about doing charity, but we do.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, we need you, We need you to buy more.

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Speaker 4: Dot com is where you can get yours today. Now

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Speaker 4: onto a very important question of would you rather Because

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Speaker 4: a new poll last people, would you rather receive one

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Speaker 4: million dollars today?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 4: Or earn three cents for every step you take for

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Speaker 4: the rest of your life three that. We'll get to

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Speaker 4: More than half of people, fifty six percent said they

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Speaker 4: prefer three cents per step.

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Speaker 3: I might as well.

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Speaker 8: Maybe a really good motivator for me, because I also

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Speaker 8: go for runs, but a lot shorter and slower than yours.

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Speaker 4: Die from walking. If you do it that way, and

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Speaker 4: three hundred dollars per day, twenty one hundred per week,

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Speaker 4: for a total of one hundred and nine thousand, two

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Speaker 8: That's like you have to go what ten years. Then

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Speaker 4: But then you just keep earning more and more from

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Speaker 7: Okay, you're walking aday, you probably will.

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Speaker 3: It really depends on what age you're answering this question.

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Speaker 4: It does take into account. Now, apparently some smart finance

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Speaker 4: people say it might be better to take the lump

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Speaker 8: Well, I mean you put it into a high yield

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Speaker 4: Our audience, Yeah, here's a real question. Now, would you

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Speaker 4: rather listen to all of Laser Stories right after this

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna take a lump sumthing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's finish a full edition of Laser Stories. Next,

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Speaker 4: it's the radio segment that's created a new breakfast cereal

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Speaker 4: for people from Brooks Hometown. That's awesome. It's called Deios.

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Speaker 4: They're like Cheerios, but made from one hundred percent road

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Speaker 4: killed venison. Start your morning road trip with a fresh

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Speaker 4: bowl of Deios milk, which is better than hoof loops.

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Speaker 3: you know, it's like why waste it? Exactly?

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Speaker 4: Go buy your box with Laser Stories, the segment where

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Speaker 4: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like

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Speaker 4: of North Carolina. Woman named Madison Steima loves Costco so

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Speaker 4: much that she chose the wholesale location to celebrate her birthday.

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Speaker 4: Where she got to pick out her own gift. What

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Speaker 3: Food court calies what life is about? Balance, Jeffrey, practical.

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Speaker 4: That family has it together. Next Laser Stories out of

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Speaker 4: Well, that's what happened. An enormous inflatable Santa Claus randomly

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Speaker 3: I think this is fantastic.

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Speaker 4: Well, you can see the photo up on our instant

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Speaker 8: Okay, it's not like a house behind and it's just

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Speaker 8: If every tree get it because it's a tree Texas.

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Speaker 4: Oh you know some Texas oil millionaire who's just like

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Speaker 3: That's really novel.

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Speaker 4: Or if you want to do something a little bit

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Speaker 5: Yeah, food, but.

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Speaker 8: Wow, I trust none of my friends to come over.

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Speaker 4: But I think you need to show that you are

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Speaker 3: Oh much pre pizza each day.

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Speaker 4: Through December tenth. They're releasing fifty mats at nine am

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Speaker 1: I get so shopping delivered, my driver will love me.

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Speaker 3: We should put a link of it our Insta stories

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Speaker 4: Everything is on our Insta stories. You should always be

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Speaker 4: is out of Relationship World. Tinder has wrapped up their

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Speaker 4: Oh interesting, here's what they found.

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Speaker 4: The third most attractive interest listed is pilates.

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Speaker 3: Tray.

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Speaker 4: Second was cheerleading. Wait what is that? Making a comeback

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Speaker 4: I mean like you less you're literally the one of

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Speaker 3: You put that. I don't know, but I feel like

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Speaker 3: you're not cool if you listed I love hip hop.

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Speaker 3: Don't get me wrong, it's just a weird way to

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Speaker 4: Tinder also revealed that people nowadays were no longer fixated

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Speaker 3: Thought it was gonna be some sort of Peace Treaty.

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Speaker 4: When it came to the most popular artist that people like,

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Speaker 4: this guy's tender profile? Only well, he just says he's

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Speaker 4: only looking for a shell of a guitar. Nothing permanent,

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Speaker 13: On Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Imagine being a little kid on Christmas morning, excitedly unwrapping

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Speaker 3: Oh there's a crowd even watching, not because.

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Speaker 4: It's something that you wanted, but because your gift was

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 4: That plus maybe the most awkward company gift exchange ever,

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Speaker 4: Working together, it's coming up when we talk about the

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Speaker 4: worst holiday presents that people ever received coming up. Yes,

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Speaker 4: the holiday season is all about giving a nice It's

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Speaker 3: I can already think of some trauma gifts that I've

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Speaker 6: In her head.

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Speaker 4: The worst part is there's no real healthy outlet for

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Speaker 4: this is gonna be healthy for everybody. Let's get into it.

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Speaker 4: Number ten one Christmas, my aunt gave me a spam calendar,

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Speaker 8: The bad thing is is I want to see it, like,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we actually need to get our hands on this

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Speaker 3: It had a good gift.

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Speaker 4: It had a disposable camera for recording the scene, a

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Speaker 8: So this dad had as much confidence in her driving

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Speaker 8: mark where the dense are for everything?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, or do some sidewalk art while it comes to

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Speaker 4: show up. Number eight my grandpa said he was planning

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Speaker 4: on giving me a tissue box with some money inside

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Speaker 4: of it one year.

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Speaker 3: That's a weird thing. Why put the money in there?

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Speaker 4: It's I'm still not sure why he wanted to do

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Speaker 8: They're like CLEANX diffriend Meanwhile, Grandpa eight days later was like,

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Speaker 4: In number seven on the list for Secret Santa. One year,

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Speaker 4: I got a present from a coworker who I'm positive

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Speaker 4: never liked me. Okay, because their gift to me was

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Speaker 3: Savage.

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Speaker 4: I could see the twisted joy in their eyes when

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Speaker 3: I once got a gift from a coworker here that

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Speaker 4: Something to look forward to once you're done with all that. Oh, Okay,

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Speaker 4: if you've ever received a terrible Christmas present, though, then

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Speaker 4: you can totally identify with this, because we're going over

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Speaker 4: a survey of the worst gifts people ever got for Christmas.

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Speaker 4: Number six says I'm a dude. And when I was thirteen,

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Speaker 4: was a magazine with Paris Hilton half naked on it

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Speaker 4: alone with a small tube of vasileine. Yes, it was

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Speaker 3: really useful.

447
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Speaker 4: Number five says I vaguely remember being a little kid

448
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:16,879
Speaker 4: over at my grandma's house. Yeah, and we had a

449
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,400
Speaker 4: random conversation one day about how I liked the squishy

450
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,439
Speaker 4: toilet seats at her place better than the hard toilet

451
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 4: seats at mine because they're in a cold at night. Well,

452
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 4: that year, for Christmas, I excitedly unwrapped my grandma's gift,

453
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:32,640
Speaker 4: only to discover a light pink, squishy toilet seit.

454
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Speaker 5: Yes, not what you want?

455
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,119
Speaker 4: Is that the color you wanted to say? I mean,

456
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,879
Speaker 4: I get the logic, but really, Nana, on.

457
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 3: Christmas, I feel like that's a good gift.

458
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,359
Speaker 4: Number four I'll never forget when my uncle came over

459
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 4: for the holidays one year and his present for me

460
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 4: was one of those restaurant pagers that buzzes when your

461
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:56,680
Speaker 4: table's ready, which he clearly has stolen from the spaghetti factory,

462
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 4: along with a stack of cocktail napkins that had this

463
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,640
Speaker 4: getting factory logo on them.

464
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 8: It'll only be worth it of half an hour after

465
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:08,480
Speaker 8: opening it, it actually buzz.

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00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:14,200
Speaker 4: Number three says one year, my stepdad's sister, so my

467
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 4: step aunt okay got me a pair of Aldi brand

468
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 4: women's lacy underwear with the size scribbled out. The sister

469
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,920
Speaker 4: came over to me after the present time and whispered,

470
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,680
Speaker 4: I got these for myself, but they were too big.

471
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,640
Speaker 4: I just blacked out the size. That way you wouldn't

472
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 4: feel so embarrassed.

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00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 1: You know, this is relatable because of our coworker who

474
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:41,199
Speaker 1: gave me.

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Speaker 13: Her left.

476
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,080
Speaker 4: God the whole package of them, different colors.

477
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:49,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you wearing air right now?

478
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 4: They said, I would rather get nothing than have to

479
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 4: say thank you for that.

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Speaker 13: Yeah.

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00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,399
Speaker 4: Number two says when I was ten years old, my

482
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,639
Speaker 4: grandparents stayed over at our house and gave me a

483
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 4: rolling suitcase on Christmas Day. Would have been okay, But

484
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 4: the reason is because while they were in town visiting,

485
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 4: my grandpa bought himself a brand new, larger suitcase for

486
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 4: their flight home. Wait the hands, he decided to just

487
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 4: pass his old one down to me as a holiday gift.

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00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:17,119
Speaker 5: It's still.

489
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 3: That that is so quintessential Grandparently.

490
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:26,159
Speaker 4: It's still worse secret and the number one worst present

491
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 4: someone got for Christmas, according to this survey.

492
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 3: How can it top any of the ones that you've read?

493
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,440
Speaker 4: It says, I will never forget the year I bought

494
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 4: my whole family third row tickets to see James Brown

495
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 4: live in concert, and literally within minutes of them opening

496
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 4: their gifts, it was announced on the news Christmas morning

497
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 4: James Brown had passed away. No rescheduling.

498
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 3: James Brown.

499
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:57,879
Speaker 4: Oh my god, here's a bonus one that says, looking back,

500
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 4: this really wasn't a bad present. But when I was sick,

501
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 4: I got a pair of pants for Christmas and I

502
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 4: started crying and screamed out, you're supposed to get me

503
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:11,479
Speaker 4: these anyway. Those are the worst gifts people ever got

504
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 4: for the holidays. We got your phone tap coming.

505
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 13: Up, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

506
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,639
Speaker 4: Are you ready for the number six phone tap in

507
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,399
Speaker 4: our top ten phone Taps of Christmas?

508
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 13: Yeah?

509
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,879
Speaker 4: And then this one. Brooke plays an antiques dealer who's

510
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 4: been asked to appraise some old keepsakes that have been

511
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 4: passed down from a deceased relative. And the guy on

512
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 4: the phone is about to learn some weird new things

513
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 4: about his peepaw that he never ever ever wanted to hear.

514
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:46,040
Speaker 4: It's your number six phone tap right now? Is brooking

515
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 4: Jeffrey's ten phone taps at Christmas?

516
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 8: Ca Hello, Hi, this is Barb calling from Antiquities. I'm

517
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 8: looking for ericson.

518
00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 9: Yeah it Derek.

519
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 8: Hi, Eric calling in reference to Lot fifty seven C

520
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 8: that we're putting up for.

521
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 3: Auction for you. Oh all right, yeah, I just need

522
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 3: to make a few things clear here. Now, these are

523
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 3: all items you inherited recently.

524
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 6: Yep, my grandfather actually passed away. And yeah, so I'm

525
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 6: just kind of looking to ask some of this stuff.

526
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 3: You know, I'm so sorry for your loss.

527
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 6: Oh I appreciate that, Thank you.

528
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 8: I do have a couple questions regarding the items you submitted.

529
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 3: Should be quick, okay, okay, okay. So the pocket watch

530
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 3: that we have, it's rather old.

531
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 8: And valuable and oh nice. Yeah, it should make you

532
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 8: some good money. But when you open up the watch,

533
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 8: there is an inscription.

534
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 3: Have you seen that?

535
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 8: No?

536
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 12: I don't think so.

537
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 3: Okay. It says, dearest Robert, spread it like a fine rug. Judy.

538
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 3: Do you know who Judy is?

539
00:28:56,520 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 6: My grandma's name is Judy. But it really says spread

540
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 6: it on there.

541
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 3: Well, it doesn't say spread it on there. It has

542
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 3: spread it like a fine rug.

543
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 8: Now, buyers just like to know the backstory of these.

544
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 8: So I was hoping that you could shed some light

545
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 8: on the spreading it part.

546
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 9: No.

547
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 6: Sorry, I'm not going to be able to do that

548
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 6: for your No.

549
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 3: Is you a rug collector? Maybe?

550
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 9: No, not that I know of.

551
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 8: Okay, we'll come back to that. Also, you submitted an

552
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 8: embroidered handkerchief and there's also a message stitched on the

553
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 8: back from Judy again.

554
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Well it looks like a poem. I'll

555
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 3: just read it to you.

556
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 9: I know that you know what.

557
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 6: That's okay. I don't think I really want to.

558
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 3: Hear that touch of you.

559
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 8: You were the archer with your swift hand on your bow.

560
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 3: The arrows of delight shot through my body. I quiver?

561
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 9: Can we not do this?

562
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 6: These are like my grandparents. I'm just we're just interested.

563
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 6: I'm like, they're worth I don't need to know.

564
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 3: Like, I agree. That got to me too.

565
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 4: Man.

566
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 3: Are you familiar with what your grandma may have meant

567
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 3: by that?

568
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 4: No?

569
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 6: I have no idea, And I don't even want to guess,

570
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 6: because I'm thinking the same thing you're probably thinking.

571
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 3: Thinking they had a lot of kids. That's what I'm thinking.

572
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 9: Are we done?

573
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 8: Here?

574
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 13: Are what?

575
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 3: Very close? Very close? There's just one last one that

576
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 3: I need to ask you about.

577
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 9: In this tele you know what.

578
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 6: That's okay, don't. I don't need to hear about it.

579
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 3: It's not the same as the others. This looks like

580
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 3: a decadeive coffee tin.

581
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 6: All I need to know is how much the items

582
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 6: are worth. I don't need to know all this extra stuff.

583
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 3: And I can give that to you.

584
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 8: I can give you that information as soon as you

585
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 8: tell me about this inscription that goes around the canister.

586
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 6: I don't know about the inscription.

587
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 9: I told you.

588
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 6: I've never really like looked at it like this before.

589
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 6: These aren't my things, they were my grandparents.

590
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, this one's too judy from your grandfather.

591
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 6: Still, that really doesn't matter to me.

592
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 9: I don't.

593
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 6: I just don't.

594
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 3: I hear you, and this will be the final one

595
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 3: if you don't know anything about it, totally fine with me.

596
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 6: All right, Fine, let's just get it's overWe please.

597
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 8: Okay, dearest Judith, I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take

598
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 8: a look you that one less romantic?

599
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 6: You think this is the one I want to think

600
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 6: about when I remember my grandfather.

601
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 3: Come on, I'm really sorry to do that to you.

602
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 3: Should have pre read it before I read it out.

603
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 4: Loud to stop right there.

604
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 6: I don't even understand how you can think that's possibly

605
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 6: okay to say, like, how are you reading these things?

606
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 3: In this You sound agitated and I am so ad.

607
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to let you know.

608
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 8: We're all done and you can find all your auction

609
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 8: items up right now at Brooknjeffrey dot com.

610
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 3: Have you been there before?

611
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 9: No? I have not. What is that?

612
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,479
Speaker 3: It's a radio show that does prank phone calls very

613
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 3: similar to this one. What Yeah, it's a joke. Oh

614
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 3: my god, this is actually broke from Brig and Jeffrey

615
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 3: in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

616
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,239
Speaker 3: Your sister Addison set you up.

617
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 8: My sister did this, Yeah, she he Well, it said

618
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 8: that you guys had put up some of your grandfather's

619
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 8: old belongings for auction, and she just wanted to make

620
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 8: you laugh.

621
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 3: Oh, it sounds like Judy and Grandpa were having a

622
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 3: great relationship.

623
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 4: No, I don't want to think about that, all right.

624
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna go read this poem to myself in

625
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 3: the other rolled up.

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00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 13: Wake Up Every Morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

627
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 13: the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

628
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 4: A guy takes a girl out to dinner with a

629
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 4: surprise and store that she did not see coming.

630
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 3: That's why it's called this a surprise.

631
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 4: Even though she was initially excited by it.

632
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 3: Uh huh.

633
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 4: We find out later something happened during the surprise to

634
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 4: make her get up and leave. Oh no, is it

635
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 4: the most ridiculous reason not to call someone back After

636
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 4: you hear it, Please text in to seven eight and

637
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 4: tell us your thoughts. Okay, it's one of the weirdest

638
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 4: calls I think we've ever been a part of. You'll

639
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 4: hear it in your second date update next second date update.

640
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 4: One of the most embarrassing moments of my entire life

641
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 4: WHOA happened years ago on this show, which was when

642
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 4: I heard a surprise first date with a girl live

643
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 4: in studio on the air.

644
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 3: I wish I was here. I was your server, I

645
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 3: was standing behind you and I that was so good.

646
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 4: Details not important, didn't go great, super awkward.

647
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 3: We need to find that audio. Can we find that audio?

648
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 4: We need to burn it and make sure it never

649
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 4: sees the light again. I'm just gonna leave it at that.

650
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 5: She liked you.

651
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 13: I don't think she did.

652
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 4: I only bring it up because one of our listeners,

653
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 4: Gabe surprised his date on night one with a fun

654
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 4: little activity for her after dinner. Okay, maybe that didn't

655
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 4: go so well. We'll find out, Gabe. Welcome to the

656
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 4: show man.

657
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 3: Hey, thanks for having me at She knew she was

658
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 3: going to be on a date, unlike Jeffrey.

659
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 9: Right, Yeah, she knew she was gonna be on a date,

660
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 9: but you didn't know about the activity afterwards, and that

661
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 9: was a surprise.

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00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:10,800
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll get to the surprise in just a second,

663
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 4: but first, tell us about this lady that we're going

664
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 4: to be calling. What's she about?

665
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 9: Well, her name is Megan. She's awesome. You know we

666
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:17,720
Speaker 9: met online.

667
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 3: Okay, she's about awesome. What what makes her awesome?

668
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 12: Gabe?

669
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 9: Well, obviously you need you know, there's a physical attraction.

670
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,359
Speaker 9: But there's like five things I look for in a woman,

671
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,240
Speaker 9: and you know this physical attraction, there's humor.

672
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 4: God, you are so picky.

673
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 14: Five you haven't listened to a simple Okay, may there

674
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,240
Speaker 14: breathing for the sixth?

675
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 13: Yeah?

676
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, So you got a physical attraction, funny attraction.

677
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 9: Humor, intelligence, integrity, and the intangibles, you know, like what

678
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 9: your hobbies are, things like that that you like to

679
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 9: do together.

680
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 4: You're going to die alone, That's okay, I'm kidding. Tell us, Uh,

681
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 4: what did you end up doing for your day with Meghan?

682
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,799
Speaker 9: Well, normally I don't go for full dinners. I don't

683
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 9: want to spend that much time with some until I

684
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 9: get to know him talking and texting. You know, we

685
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 9: really hit it off because she's really funny, She's got

686
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,320
Speaker 9: a great wit about her, and she was intelligent.

687
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 3: Okay, I think it's hard to be funny if you're

688
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 3: not intelligent.

689
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:27,240
Speaker 6: Yeah, professional comedian and I'm an idiot.

690
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 3: Bro, I'll give you more credit than that. Okay, Well,

691
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:37,240
Speaker 3: at least a c plus students. Sorry, sure derailed things.

692
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 4: Like Meghan is at least checking a couple of your

693
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:41,360
Speaker 4: boxes at this point.

694
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 9: Right, Gabe, Right exactly?

695
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,720
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, So you went for the dinner.

696
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 9: Yeah, I pried opened a while and I figured i'd

697
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 9: take her out. You know, she was worth it. So

698
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,759
Speaker 9: we was for a nice Italian then, and then I

699
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:54,279
Speaker 9: told her afterwards, I said, listen, I got a surprise.

700
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,840
Speaker 3: For you, okay. And what was her reaction?

701
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 9: Just to that? She she seemed excited about it. She's like, oh,

702
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 9: a surprise. I don't know if that was who was surprised,

703
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 9: because I don't know very well, like it was surprised,

704
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 9: like what the hell is this?

705
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 13: Or who was surprised?

706
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:05,880
Speaker 9: What the hell is this?

707
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, because the surprise could literally mean anything, could be

708
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 4: a fun, happy surprise, a scary surprise.

709
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 3: There's two types of people in the world. There are

710
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 3: people who love surprises and people absolutely hate them.

711
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 7: No, it's hard because I think I hate surprises, but

712
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,240
Speaker 7: I like surprises.

713
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:20,240
Speaker 4: If I know what's gonna.

714
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 3: Happen, that's that's not a surprise.

715
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 7: Like I have a surprise later then I know, Okay,

716
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 7: it's gonna be a mystery. But if you just tell me,

717
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 7: boom surprise you ready, I'm like no, no, I'm not

718
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:29,800
Speaker 7: ready for this.

719
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 4: I'm scared. Yeah, I'm scared. So I'm been dying to

720
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 4: know what is the surprise that you had waiting for her?

721
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 9: So I took it to a comedy club and she

722
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 9: seemed like, oh, this is fun.

723
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, it's fun.

724
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 3: So you're surprised with tickets to see a show?

725
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 9: Well not really. The surprise was that I'm a performer,

726
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,280
Speaker 9: and I was headlining and can do a set.

727
00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 4: Most to come to your comedy show.

728
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,320
Speaker 3: No, I'm going to go with no. Not a good surprise.

729
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 9: Really, I thought it'd be all right.

730
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 1: It's like like if you play your own music while

731
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: you're in the car.

732
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:12,760
Speaker 3: And here's the thing, what if she doesn't think you're funny.

733
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 9: Well I am a headliner.

734
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 3: That doesn't matter. That's not how it doesn't matter. I

735
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 3: have seen plenty of headliners.

736
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,359
Speaker 4: He's just checking the boxes. He's making sure that they're

737
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 4: on the same level when it comes to sense.

738
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 3: I'm just saying risky. Yeah, I'm very risky.

739
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 4: That's a fair statement. It is a risk. How did

740
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 4: it go?

741
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 9: I mean we were hitting it off, so I figured,

742
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,359
Speaker 9: you know, so I'm doing my show and then I'm

743
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 9: like a nice set, killer set, and I know it's

744
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 9: a good set because when I came off, people are like, oh,

745
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 9: can I get a picture? You know, everyone's pictures and

746
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 9: stuff like that. I should and I'm going to look

747
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 9: for it, and I'm looking for actually taking pictures that

748
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,439
Speaker 9: gost be in the ladies room or something or whatever.

749
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 9: I can't find it, you know, And then I'm like,

750
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:50,879
Speaker 9: you know, oh, she left.

751
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she's not alone for an entire.

752
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 4: Show your own day, bad b.

753
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,359
Speaker 9: I don't know. I'm still not getting what the big

754
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 9: deal is. It's like, oh, this is what I do.

755
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,720
Speaker 3: So if you're not, you know, like I'm not bringing

756
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 3: a date to work either, you know.

757
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're talking dates on to me.

758
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 8: It's just it's just it's a lot, and comedy sometimes

759
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 8: is more fun when you experience it with other people,

760
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:18,439
Speaker 8: Like if.

761
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 3: You're sitting by yourself, it really has to be funny.

762
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 4: Did you text her once you found out that she left?

763
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 9: Yeah, of course I texted her. Afterwards. I texted her

764
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 9: and I said, hey, I didn't see at the end

765
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,439
Speaker 9: they said you had left. They said did you have fun?

766
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:33,240
Speaker 4: Okay?

767
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 9: And she texted back She's like real generic, It's like, yeah, what.

768
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 4: Following review? But is there anything in your mind that

769
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 4: you think maybe could have been the big red flag

770
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 4: that besides the comedy? Outside of that.

771
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 1: I don't think I would call back you want.

772
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 4: Well, I'm wondering what's in his mind? What does he

773
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 4: think went wrong?

774
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,240
Speaker 9: I can't think of a thing because we were laughing

775
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:01,279
Speaker 9: at dinner, you know, was nice and she said, wow,

776
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 9: you know she and she even said herself, She's like,

777
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,719
Speaker 9: normally I don't go to dinner on a first date

778
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,840
Speaker 9: till you get to know somebody but something special about you.

779
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,879
Speaker 4: Okay, well, sorry to interrupt, but the producer is giving

780
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 4: me the red light, which means we have to and

781
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna play a song.

782
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 10: We'll come back.

783
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 4: We're gonna call Meghan for you, try and get you

784
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 4: a second date update.

785
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 9: Okay, okay, thank you.

786
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:25,320
Speaker 4: Second date update all right, halfway through the second date updates.

787
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:26,760
Speaker 4: Everybody are having a good time tonight?

788
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 9: Yeah, I like it.

789
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 5: I like it.

790
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 4: Oh okay, will someone wake up the guy in the

791
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 4: back so that he can tip his waitress? Oh man,

792
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:36,879
Speaker 4: she's already complained about my tip.

793
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 14: That's my time for the night.

794
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 4: Thank you, everybody.

795
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 9: It's good.

796
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 4: That's really good.

797
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 3: Guy, Good god, I just got so uncomfortable.

798
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 4: Did you need somebody to open for you, Gabe?

799
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 9: No, I think we got that cover, But you guys

800
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 9: then yes, yeah, you're.

801
00:39:58,840 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 13: So.

802
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:02,319
Speaker 4: Gabe recently took a woman out for a dinner day

803
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 4: and then surprised her afterwards by bringing her to a

804
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 4: live comedy show where, surprise, he was the headliner. I

805
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:10,399
Speaker 4: still think that's cool.

806
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 3: But she left before he even got off stage.

807
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:13,839
Speaker 6: Cool.

808
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 4: It may have been an emergency situation. We don't know.

809
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 3: Get back, Yeah, thanks.

810
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 4: She may have been busy in the hospital.

811
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 3: Yeah okay.

812
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,960
Speaker 9: I mean, you know, as a performer, you're always on

813
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 9: the road, so it's kind of tough to meet someone,

814
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 9: and this one she really really liked. I wouldn't. I

815
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:34,359
Speaker 9: wouldn't be like on you with you guys if it wasn't.

816
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 3: If it wasn't was important to you.

817
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:38,320
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's important to me.

818
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 3: There is a joke.

819
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 4: Stop for help.

820
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't get your jokes, but I'm sure there's

821
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 3: a lot of people that do.

822
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 4: No, I feel you, bro.

823
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 3: Here's my one question. Did she know you were a

824
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,439
Speaker 3: stand up comedian before you guys went out?

825
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 9: I just told her I was an entertainer and that

826
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 9: was it. Maybe she thought I was a musician. I

827
00:40:59,520 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 9: don't know.

828
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, he's humble, and I like that about you, Gabe.

829
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,760
Speaker 3: He date his dead lighting show. That's not humble.

830
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 4: Jeffrey Humble comes in all different forms.

831
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 9: She had to find out eventually, So why not.

832
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 13: Can't?

833
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,799
Speaker 4: All right, So let's stop speculating. We're just gonna call

834
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 4: Meghan and find out for real why she isn't calling

835
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 4: you back. You ready to do this?

836
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:21,319
Speaker 5: Yeah?

837
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 4: All right, here we go.

838
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:32,359
Speaker 9: Hello.

839
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 4: Hey is this Meghan?

840
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:35,799
Speaker 12: Oh?

841
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 9: Yeah, this is her?

842
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 14: Who's this?

843
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 4: My name is jeff from the radio show Brook and

844
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh, my co hosts are here

845
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 4: with me, jose Brooks.

846
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 12: Oh, okay, why are you very calling me?

847
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 3: Good morning?

848
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 4: Good morning?

849
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 9: And yeah.

850
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 4: We do a segment on our show called Second Date

851
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 4: Update where we help our listeners who are having a

852
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 4: little bit of trouble reaching somebody after they went on

853
00:41:58,239 --> 00:41:58,879
Speaker 4: a date with them.

854
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 9: Okay, okay, And so one of.

855
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 4: Our listeners is trying to get a hold of you.

856
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 4: His name's Gabe.

857
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 12: Oh no, yeah, I.

858
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 3: Mean we kind of got the sense that you were

859
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 3: interested since you know, so you.

860
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 12: Guys talked to him like what did he say?

861
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 4: We heard from game and he told us a little

862
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 4: bit about dinner and the comedy show Surprise afterwards. What

863
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,479
Speaker 4: were your thoughts on that? How did you feel?

864
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 13: Well?

865
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 12: Then it was good, like he's funny, charming, he was

866
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:34,720
Speaker 12: total gentleman.

867
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, that's good.

868
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 4: Funny charming gentlemen. Those are very positive things. To say

869
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 4: about God.

870
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 8: I just want to know what your reaction was like

871
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 8: on the inside when he surprised you with his own

872
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 8: comedy show.

873
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 12: Well, when I got to the show, I was I

874
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 12: was pretty excited, you know, Oh.

875
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 8: Okay, so you thought the surprise was cool because I

876
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:59,919
Speaker 8: didn't know like we, you know, were speculating like maybe, yeah,

877
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 8: that is a little braggadocious or.

878
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,720
Speaker 3: Egotistical or very very I mean I just worried.

879
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:11,240
Speaker 12: They had the show itself, it wasn't really a problem.

880
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 12: But when he cut up there to do his bit,

881
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 12: it was. It was really offensive.

882
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 4: Gabe's get was offensive.

883
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, it was.

884
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 3: Is he like one of those like shock comedians.

885
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 12: Well, no, he didn't really use any bad language or anything.

886
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 3: Okay, what was offensive about it?

887
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:36,800
Speaker 12: So you know it's not okay to do accents, okay,

888
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 12: and he's doing a British accent.

889
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 4: A British accent, I think that's okay.

890
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 3: These hot Why did the British accent offend you?

891
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 12: Well, if I was British, I would be offended. He

892
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,800
Speaker 12: didn't even ask the audience if anyone was British, and

893
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:58,279
Speaker 12: this would be okay for him, Like it was just

894
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 12: disrespectful I don't.

895
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 4: Think that's a lot. They don't ask permission to tell

896
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 4: a joke. You're you're there to see the jokes.

897
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 3: Was it joke offensive about British people or something like?

898
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 3: I mean, there was just the accent.

899
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 12: I personally thought all that was offensive. He was just

900
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,880
Speaker 12: being really disrespectful to British people.

901
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, I don't like this. Did you have like

902
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 4: British family or something?

903
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 1: Even so, it's pretty good humor British people, and it's.

904
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 3: Not a group of people that have been really pushed

905
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 3: down through the deck.

906
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 4: You know, like yeah, and that that was the reason

907
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 4: that you left the British jokes.

908
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:43,800
Speaker 12: Yeah, and you guys might not think it's offensive. But

909
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 12: I talked to a friend about it, and she's visited

910
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:52,839
Speaker 12: England before and she told me that that could be offensive.

911
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:58,959
Speaker 8: So it just makes your friend at one time, I'm sorry,

912
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 8: I'm not trying to have but your friend that one

913
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 8: time went to England said that that might be offensive.

914
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 14: It could be.

915
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I mean to.

916
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 7: Have your bad surprisingly, i'd be the one in the

917
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:12,320
Speaker 7: room that wouldn't.

918
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 4: But I have talked to somebody.

919
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,320
Speaker 7: There was a girl I used to date who was

920
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 7: in England, and she did say she hates it when

921
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 7: people make fun of British people's teeth.

922
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 4: And I didn't realize that he was kind.

923
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 3: Of like low hanging fruit hates it an offensive or

924
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 3: two different things.

925
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,360
Speaker 4: Right bottom of it. It's just tough being a comedian

926
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 4: these days. I don't know what you're allowed to joke

927
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:31,280
Speaker 4: about anymore.

928
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 8: Jeff yourself, I would stick to yourself. But maybe he's British.

929
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:41,880
Speaker 4: Actually, that's a great question. Maybe he does have some

930
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 4: roots over in England. And you should actually ask him that, Megan,

931
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:50,880
Speaker 4: because I need to let you know. Gabe is actually

932
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,320
Speaker 4: on the phone. He wants to talk to you.

933
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 9: Oh my god, Gabe. Yeah, oh wait, so you're now

934
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:00,959
Speaker 9: you're offended for a British act. Said because a friend

935
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:04,479
Speaker 9: may possibly at one time could have maybe have gone

936
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 9: over to England and maybe speak to some of the

937
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 9: psychopaths that said, yeah, we may get offended on a

938
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:10,840
Speaker 9: British accent.

939
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 12: I thought it was offensive too, you know, I I

940
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 12: thought that myself.

941
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 9: Okay, the British people in the audience that were so

942
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 9: super offended, show a hand how many British people out there?

943
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 4: Oh?

944
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:24,240
Speaker 9: None? Okay?

945
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 5: Is it not.

946
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:33,800
Speaker 4: British people. I apologize to all our people, Jose. That

947
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:34,280
Speaker 4: was horrible.

948
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 15: I am actually right now standing up for all races

949
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 15: and all countries. I don't think I don't think you

950
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 15: should be doing only accents at all.

951
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 4: None the old spokeswoman Megan has laid down the law.

952
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 9: I didn't realize that you were writing the comedy constitution.

953
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 9: I'm sorry.

954
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 1: Okay, you're gonna have to change a lot of bits, Jaggan.

955
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 3: I appreciate what you're trying to do here.

956
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 8: I just think you maybe need to do a little

957
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,839
Speaker 8: bit more research into why things are offensive and why

958
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:11,280
Speaker 8: some things aren't offensive.

959
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,320
Speaker 9: I declare the land of comedy that there will be

960
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,720
Speaker 9: no accent. Goodbye.

961
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 1: It's not very good.

962
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 12: It's not funny, guys. I think that everyone should be

963
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 12: really careful, especially Gabe, because I see him getting canceled because.

964
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 9: Of this, myself getting canceled by anybody who show me

965
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 9: out with you.

966
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 4: This is getting a little bit out of hands.

967
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 7: Yes, if you never make fun of anybody ever, then

968
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 7: you're never gonna offend anybody.

969
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 4: But I think you should have a balance.

970
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 3: I think you're good man, Gabe.

971
00:47:58,680 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 4: You know what I think we need to do right now.

972
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 4: I think we need to calm things down. We need

973
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,760
Speaker 4: to reach across the pond and make a connection between

974
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 4: these two people.

975
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 3: Are proposing a tea party.

976
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 4: Yes, something on our bill. We will pay for it.

977
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 4: What are you saying, Megan? One more date with Gabe?

978
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 4: No accents at all?

979
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:19,360
Speaker 1: What about a German?

980
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 3: Is German? Okay?

981
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 1: Because German's pretty funny?

982
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 3: Access?

983
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:23,320
Speaker 4: Zero access?

984
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 5: Gabe?

985
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 9: Are you are you.

986
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 5: Capable of doing that?

987
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 9: I don't think so. No, I cannot do it. I

988
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 9: cannot have no accents.

989
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:36,360
Speaker 4: No, I'm sorry, Okay, that's that's an that's ane German. Sorry, Okay, I.

990
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 3: Just don't know what his accents.

991
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:43,799
Speaker 4: You might need to work a little bit on your

992
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 4: routine there. But but it looks like we're not gonna

993
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 4: be able to get you another date.

994
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:49,720
Speaker 12: I was gonna say no anyway.

995
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 9: So I want another day. I don't want half my

996
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 9: back to the Italian dinner?

997
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:57,919
Speaker 4: Ready to do? You want the Italian stuff? We gotta

998
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 4: we gotta stop this. That's just okay. Because the game

999
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 4: starts an Italian accent on the show, We're all going

1000
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 4: to get canceled.

1001
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 9: I cannot do a bad action. Always got to be

1002
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 9: a good action.

1003
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 13: His hands.

1004
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:21,360
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning, Yeah, he said. I mean that

1005
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 4: conversation just kept going from bad to worse. And usually

1006
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 4: Brook likes to stick up for the little guys, which

1007
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 4: in this case is all of England.

1008
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 8: Apparently that's the problem British art the little guys.

1009
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 4: Shocking twist, Brooke was actually in support of making fun

1010
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 4: of other countries and races. True, that's that's true.

1011
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 3: You could do an English accent without being offend.

1012
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 5: Okay, before starting on.

1013
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 4: Me, Brooke, don't even bring up Brexit. Okay, it's gonna

1014
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 4: offend me and most of our British listeners. I mean,

1015
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 4: we already lost Sweden after we did that. I ta joke,

1016
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 4: I am losing another one here.

1017
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,720
Speaker 8: I get what she's trying to do, but it's actually

1018
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 8: backfiring because when you do that, it makes the things

1019
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 8: that are actually offensive like it's not It's not like

1020
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 8: cancel culture isn't a bad thing.

1021
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 3: Cancel culture is just saying, hey, don't do that anymore.

1022
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:16,879
Speaker 3: This is my opinion. This is bad.

1023
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 4: Okay, So if you make fun of everybody, then no

1024
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 4: one can be offended. No, no, okay, I'm still not

1025
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:26,319
Speaker 4: quite kidding it. But text in the seven five two.

1026
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 4: Explain it to me, who are we allowed to make

1027
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 4: fun of you?

1028
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 3: Who aren't we yourself? Just anything, yourself or the big guy.

1029
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 3: That's all you can make fun.

1030
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 7: Be more conscious of what you're kidding about, and also

1031
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:37,360
Speaker 7: be less sensitive about your own.

1032
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:41,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good. Yeah, meet in the middle somewhere you go.

1033
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 4: Very complicated thing. It's not though you remember if you

1034
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 4: ever want to get a second date update email the show.

1035
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 4: We can call the person who's not.

1036
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 13: Calling you back freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1037
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 4: It happens a lot with child Disney stars who want

1038
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 4: to be taken seriously as they grow up in their careers.

1039
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 4: They usually have some sort of big public I'm an

1040
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:09,360
Speaker 4: adult moment. Yeah, like when Miley Cyrus swung on a

1041
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 4: wrecking ball half naked. That was her way of saying,

1042
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 4: I'm a woman now.

1043
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 5: I love it.

1044
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 3: I thought she did a great job. Very it was

1045
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 3: a very down point. I can swing on heavy pieces

1046
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 3: of machinery, the forklift and.

1047
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 5: The next one.

1048
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 4: When Shia lah Buff did bath salts on the set

1049
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 4: of that Indian The Jones movie, that was his way

1050
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 4: of screaming.

1051
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 8: I'm a man.

1052
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 3: I can't tell I just need to rehab.

1053
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:46,840
Speaker 4: Whatever it was now. Despite my name being young Jeffrey,

1054
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 4: I want everyone listening right now to know I am

1055
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:56,400
Speaker 4: not a little boy singing silly songs on the radio anymore.

1056
00:51:56,600 --> 00:52:00,279
Speaker 3: If you do this, you are going to do it, okay.

1057
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 4: It developed man to prove it with my brand new

1058
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 4: song of the Week. It doesn't look it's.

1059
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:11,160
Speaker 13: Coming up brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1060
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 4: It is song of the week time. And I know

1061
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:18,359
Speaker 4: what I'm looking forward to next week. Oh really, it's

1062
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:22,880
Speaker 4: not our show dinner. I'll tell you that it's going

1063
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 4: to be so fun whatever. No, I'm talking about our

1064
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:31,840
Speaker 4: company's annual mid week, middle of the day office holiday

1065
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:36,239
Speaker 4: get together. Even say the word party for it, I

1066
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 4: don't think that word accurately describes what happens. It's like

1067
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,320
Speaker 4: that song going up on a Tuesday.

1068
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:46,840
Speaker 3: It's at eleven am Mornesday, and I don't really know.

1069
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 4: How much my co hosts know about it. But this

1070
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 4: year we're doing it at more of a child's pizza

1071
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 4: palace arcade.

1072
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 10: I'm so excited.

1073
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 8: Should I miss the days of radio when they used

1074
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,840
Speaker 8: to literally put a vodka lo usi in the middle

1075
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 8: of the sales department. I'm not even joking, And then

1076
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 8: you would hear about eight people that hooked up all

1077
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 8: of that.

1078
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean a few years ago, we were

1079
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 4: on the top floor of one of the biggest buildings

1080
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:16,240
Speaker 4: in downtown with a sweeping view of the city scape.

1081
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:20,000
Speaker 4: It was catered, kind of talking about.

1082
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 3: The Totino's pizza roll.

1083
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't say it was related. I just said

1084
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 4: it was cater.

1085
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure we were in the public.

1086
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:30,279
Speaker 4: Viewing area for the building, but anybody could have came.

1087
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 4: Now we're in some weird version of five Nights at Freddy's.

1088
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:36,359
Speaker 4: That's where we've landed. The only thing I could see

1089
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:39,399
Speaker 4: that's possibly good about this is the venue is kind

1090
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 4: of big, so they can't catch us buying shots. They

1091
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:43,400
Speaker 4: might not see it.

1092
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 3: Liked nothing like a couple of shots before noon.

1093
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:47,399
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1094
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:50,399
Speaker 4: Well, you gotta do what you gotta do to get

1095
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 4: through these office events. But even though I know a

1096
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,239
Speaker 4: lot of people are not necessarily thrilled about having to

1097
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:59,400
Speaker 4: attend their company's office holiday party, it is something that

1098
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:02,040
Speaker 4: you just have to grate your teeth and make it

1099
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 4: through unless.

1100
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 3: You're the person that organized ours. And we are so excited.

1101
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:10,800
Speaker 4: Care Wait, no matter where you stand, we're all in

1102
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:15,240
Speaker 4: this together. So to honor everyone's sacrifice or thrill however

1103
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 4: you want to look at it instead of singing the

1104
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 4: musical tune from Little Mermaid under the Sea, it's Young

1105
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 4: Jeffrey's office party.

1106
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:27,520
Speaker 3: Hey, that my song of the week. Bingo car.

1107
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 4: You're a curveball at you? Yeah, I love all right

1108
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:35,280
Speaker 4: for the office parties coming up, I'll point when I'm ready,

1109
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 4: points in turns. Listen to me.

1110
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:42,800
Speaker 11: The business world it's a mess, budd in mid December,

1111
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:47,440
Speaker 11: the company's jingle bell bash will fix everything. The eggnog

1112
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 11: is always sweeter outside of your own workplace.

1113
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,239
Speaker 4: You say you don't want to be there, just not

1114
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:57,799
Speaker 4: to your boss's face. But look gat the snacks day

1115
00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:59,879
Speaker 4: got you. She's played from the girls.

1116
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 16: Come on join us in don't break room this Wednesday

1117
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 16: from two till four oh office party.

1118
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:13,560
Speaker 4: It's mandatory now. Christmas is better in ugly sweaters with

1119
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:18,239
Speaker 4: your colleagues leftsar be forced to sell the brates or

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00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 4: with all the folks you kind of hate, and the

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00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 4: tea goes.

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00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:23,839
Speaker 16: We're roking awkwardly joking purgatory.

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00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:31,880
Speaker 4: You got the life of deep party. They dance up

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00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 4: on the table. Some dress like a Christmas barbie. Some

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00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 4: come dress like their Dave grol White. Hell up, it

1126
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 4: might get ugly the gifts here. I'm not so great

1127
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:47,440
Speaker 4: one present. It keeps buzzing wrapped up the marital aide.

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00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:53,240
Speaker 4: Oh Lord, I have mercy. There's carry o key, Please

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00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 4: save us Jesus from ton def Kleida scream bon jovie

1130
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 4: when there's no one around to look. A sip from

1131
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:03,720
Speaker 4: the secret flasky snook ran out of ruffles.

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00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:09,400
Speaker 16: First world is struggles after spartymar The boss gives us speech.

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00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:12,520
Speaker 11: He's saying nice things by man at thirteen, he's still

1134
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 11: yam a raging.

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00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 4: As soon as.

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00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 16: Old Santo walks away, these naughty elves will mis behave

1137
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:20,640
Speaker 16: more Christmas sirs.

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00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:25,480
Speaker 4: Hr will hear it. Monday morning they wound us with

1139
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:28,280
Speaker 4: food and Kate turned the grub. Come take paper plates

1140
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,640
Speaker 4: from the port of sobs. No chairs left that hand.

1141
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:33,640
Speaker 4: You'll eat where you stand. The cookies are two weeks sold.

1142
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 4: And then Ray gave away his ticks guts for drinks.

1143
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,840
Speaker 4: We start taking shots of pet fermenting. When Pac closed

1144
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:43,280
Speaker 4: to tap, the wine bag was slapped and Joe got Jager.

1145
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:54,400
Speaker 5: Back under the truth.

1146
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:58,000
Speaker 4: Now, who could that be? It?

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00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:00,759
Speaker 11: Maybe Jeans she's from our county and I think she's

1148
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 11: sleeping and had that. I don't got her wedding Dan

1149
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 11: that guy she came with show man cheeks on the glass,

1150
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 11: year Zeer rocks.

1151
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 16: And Jack's rear, Carol's I sung here, mistletoe hung in

1152
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:15,359
Speaker 16: conference room.

1153
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:19,360
Speaker 4: Bead saleswoman Julie both done with through me.

1154
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:22,960
Speaker 5: Told me I bumped his dont why did she come here?

1155
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:24,200
Speaker 5: That goes my career?

1156
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 4: Office?

1157
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:35,840
Speaker 3: Who forgote?

1158
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,280
Speaker 4: Well that's probably gonna go a lot better than our

1159
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 4: office party coming up next week.

1160
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, you always got to check if it's

1161
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 3: a it's the boss's daughter.

1162
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 4: She made eye contact with me. I mean that was

1163
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 4: the green light. That's your song of the week for

1164
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 4: the office Party's texting seventy five man to tell us

1165
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:00,480
Speaker 4: what you thought about it. We're gonna your holiday parties go.

1166
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 4: We want to know what is it like to live

1167
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:03,760
Speaker 4: in a cool one. You need to have a cool party.

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00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 3: Maybe you could play this song at your office party. Yeah,

1169
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:07,680
Speaker 3: it'll be the highlights.

1170
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 4: It's got to be a fun one out there somewhere.

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00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:11,480
Speaker 4: We're gonna post this video up on our socials. A

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00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:14,400
Speaker 4: broken Jeffrey on YouTube and Instagram and TikTok everywhere with

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00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 4: all the lyrics.

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00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 3: I love it.

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00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 4: Good luck out there with your park ge't wait for next.

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00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 13: Week brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 4: We're getting a lot of text from listeners at seven

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00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 4: eighty five nine to two telling us about their craziest

1179
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 4: office parties that they can remember over the years. These

1180
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 4: are such good text, It's really fun. This one says yell.

1181
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:35,160
Speaker 4: I'll never forget the Christmas party I went to where

1182
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:37,520
Speaker 4: a new colleague who'd been there all of a week,

1183
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:42,000
Speaker 4: got extremely drunk. One hour in, she vomited all over

1184
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:45,800
Speaker 4: herself and her new team, who then carried her outside,

1185
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 4: where she promptly rolled herself up in a bunch of

1186
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:52,600
Speaker 4: garbage bags and passed out. You're always gonna be garbage.

1187
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 3: Girl, this happen to We forgot his ale.

1188
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:57,880
Speaker 4: That's what we made this your hashtag goal.

1189
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:01,360
Speaker 5: Yeah girl, but if you miss it.

1190
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 4: Instead of singing under the Sea from the Little Mermaid soundtrack,

1191
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:07,320
Speaker 4: I sang my own version of that called office Party.

1192
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:10,760
Speaker 4: For all the company Christmas parties that are going to

1193
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:13,680
Speaker 4: be happening over the next few weeks, some sober, some not.

1194
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 4: Hopefully ours is not. But we're getting some feedback on

1195
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 4: the textboard. Brook, What you got.

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00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:20,560
Speaker 8: I like this one that says my boss took out

1197
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 8: our ten person staff for a really nice holiday.

1198
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:24,560
Speaker 3: Meal at a steakhouse.

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Speaker 8: That's then when dessert came, he suddenly had an emergency

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00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 8: of laugh.

1201
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 3: We all have you know, we all had to pick

1202
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:34,920
Speaker 3: up the bill and never talked about it.

1203
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:40,320
Speaker 4: Thousand dollars all right. I hope that one doesn't happen. Yeah,

1204
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,440
Speaker 4: if you missed it, though, if you want to hear

1205
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 4: it again, it's going to be up at the Brook

1206
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 4: and Jeffery YouTube page on our Facebook Insta and our TikTok.

1207
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:53,120
Speaker 4: Make sure, though you be responsible and photocopy someone's button,

1208
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 4: dam Brook on Facebook.

1209
00:59:54,680 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 13: That's right, Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, we got.

1210
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:08,040
Speaker 4: New players coming out of the woodwork left and right

1211
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:11,720
Speaker 4: to take on Brook and today. His name is Garrett

1212
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 4: the Attorney.

1213
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:17,840
Speaker 17: It's an infestation and I'm playing playing this music because he,

1214
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:21,280
Speaker 17: just like me, is a fellow mensch who's going to

1215
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:23,600
Speaker 17: be celebrating for the holiday.

1216
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:28,440
Speaker 4: It's Shalom, Brook say shalloon, ballom.

1217
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 3: Shallom shut on that's gonna get you canceled by Jeff.

1218
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:37,640
Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, I don't really care.

1219
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:41,600
Speaker 3: Any traditions.

1220
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 9: So my kids and I built a kiky torch manora

1221
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:45,920
Speaker 9: a few years ago.

1222
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:47,919
Speaker 4: We'd like to pull it out every year, so looking

1223
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:48,400
Speaker 4: forward to that.

1224
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 3: Do you keep the fire extingushir nearby?

1225
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,400
Speaker 9: We do, That's a necessity, okay.

1226
01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:59,000
Speaker 4: And you also do latkas and doughnuts and all the

1227
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 4: traditional honk of foods.

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01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:00,520
Speaker 9: Yeah.

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01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:02,840
Speaker 6: If I haven't gained twenty pounds by year end, it's

1230
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:03,600
Speaker 6: been a failure.

1231
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 13: Man.

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01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 4: That's my man. All right, Let's send Brook out of

1233
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:08,920
Speaker 4: the studio, and while she leaves, I'm gonna go over

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01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:11,439
Speaker 4: the rules really quick. You got thirty seconds to answer

1235
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 4: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1236
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:14,680
Speaker 4: you can say past. But you do have to beat

1237
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 4: Brook out right to win. Are you ready?

1238
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:17,360
Speaker 9: Let's do it?

1239
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:20,960
Speaker 4: All right? Your time starts now. Eli Whitney was born

1240
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,760
Speaker 4: on this day in seventeen sixty five. He's most famous

1241
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:27,360
Speaker 4: for inventing what the cotton gin in nineteen forty seven.

1242
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:30,280
Speaker 4: Who was the first US President to appear on television

1243
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:35,080
Speaker 4: Harry Truman from What Animal do we get Kashmir From?

1244
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:39,000
Speaker 4: In which decade was prohibition.

1245
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:41,800
Speaker 9: The twenties.

1246
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:46,480
Speaker 4: What is the Italian word for ice cream? Let's say

1247
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:49,680
Speaker 4: duel j j Three US states start with the letter

1248
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:54,640
Speaker 4: C California, Connecticut, and what else? Colorado jumped right on

1249
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 4: top of that one. Garrett, good work. Brook's gonna come

1250
01:01:57,080 --> 01:02:00,320
Speaker 4: back into the studio. And Garrett, since you're a Ernie,

1251
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:02,960
Speaker 4: I just want to ask, really quick, is anybody suing

1252
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:03,560
Speaker 4: us right now?

1253
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 9: No comment?

1254
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:10,040
Speaker 4: Oh, that be so funny. He's almost mind to get

1255
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:14,280
Speaker 4: info from us. Well, do your kids want anything for

1256
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:15,400
Speaker 4: the holidays? Any gifts?

1257
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:16,080
Speaker 5: Uh?

1258
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:18,680
Speaker 9: Money? Mostly money? That makes sense.

1259
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:20,840
Speaker 8: Jeff always tells a story about how his mom would

1260
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:23,120
Speaker 8: give him a different part of his gift every day

1261
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 8: of honte cut like you can get the batteries one day?

1262
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:26,400
Speaker 3: Is that normal?

1263
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 9: We haven't tried that one, but.

1264
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:31,560
Speaker 4: It really cheaped out on me when it came to

1265
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:35,920
Speaker 4: holiday gifts. But let's do over the Are you ready?

1266
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:40,720
Speaker 4: Let's do this. Your time starts now. Eli Whitney was

1267
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:43,520
Speaker 4: born on this day in seventeen sixty five. He's most

1268
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 4: famous for inventing what oh the cotton gin in nineteen

1269
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:50,400
Speaker 4: forty seven. Who was the first US president to appear

1270
01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:55,480
Speaker 4: on television Roosevelt from what animal do we get kashmere from?

1271
01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:56,919
Speaker 3: Oh, kashmere mink?

1272
01:02:57,760 --> 01:02:59,560
Speaker 4: In which decade was prohibition?

1273
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:00,800
Speaker 3: The twenties?

1274
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,720
Speaker 4: What is the Italian word for ice cream?

1275
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 3: Oh? Gelato?

1276
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:08,760
Speaker 4: Three? US state start with the letter C California, Connecticut,

1277
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:12,680
Speaker 4: andyone else, Jeff, Can I get a clarification on an

1278
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:13,640
Speaker 4: answer from Brook?

1279
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:13,920
Speaker 7: Yes?

1280
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:15,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, which Roosevelt?

1281
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:18,160
Speaker 3: Which Roosevelt forty seven would be FDR.

1282
01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:22,080
Speaker 4: That was, you know, good investigative work over there, miss

1283
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:24,760
Speaker 4: I know she she tries to skirt around the answers

1284
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:25,320
Speaker 4: by giving.

1285
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:27,360
Speaker 3: The gave you the last name of the president. That's

1286
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:28,000
Speaker 3: what they go buy.

1287
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:29,800
Speaker 4: Let's go with the scoreboard to see how y'all did

1288
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:36,480
Speaker 4: with jose She gotta cheap your head up. You gotta

1289
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:42,120
Speaker 4: talk to Garrett. Garrett, you got four correct todays.

1290
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:46,840
Speaker 14: Okay, okay, Brook.

1291
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 4: Are you gonna go shah hard or.

1292
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:53,080
Speaker 3: Go oh no, let's not do this anymore. You got five,

1293
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:55,000
Speaker 3: Brook too.

1294
01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:57,440
Speaker 4: I had hope for you there, Garrett, but it just

1295
01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:58,360
Speaker 4: wasn't quite another.

1296
01:03:58,600 --> 01:03:59,800
Speaker 3: You should have gotten to board school.

1297
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:00,520
Speaker 5: That's good.

1298
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:01,200
Speaker 12: It was fun.

1299
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:04,040
Speaker 4: We're gonna go over the answers really quick. Eli Whitney

1300
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:06,160
Speaker 4: was born on this day, seventeen sixty five, most famous

1301
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:07,480
Speaker 4: for inventing the cotton gin.

1302
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:09,000
Speaker 3: I can't believe I came up with that.

1303
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:10,000
Speaker 5: That was right.

1304
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:11,720
Speaker 3: I am really impressed with my brain.

1305
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:12,680
Speaker 13: We learned, Garrett.

1306
01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:13,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, Garrett knew that one.

1307
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:14,160
Speaker 8: I know that one.

1308
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:17,760
Speaker 4: That one, Garrett, I just I don't know where it

1309
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:20,160
Speaker 4: came from. I know, I know, mean I feel like anyway.

1310
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:22,720
Speaker 4: In nineteen forty seven, the first US president to appear

1311
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:26,560
Speaker 4: on television was Franklin Roosevelt FDR. The animal we get

1312
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:30,760
Speaker 4: cashmere from is goats. Goats make kashmere. The decade that

1313
01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:33,400
Speaker 4: prohibition happened was the nineteen twenties.

1314
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:37,040
Speaker 3: I would have been the star of a speakeasy. I

1315
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:39,000
Speaker 3: would have just lived in one of those.

1316
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:40,320
Speaker 4: Things, would have owned a bunch of them.

1317
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,200
Speaker 3: Oh man, how many times I would have been arrested

1318
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:43,320
Speaker 3: in the twenties A lot?

1319
01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:45,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, not usually a bragging port for people.

1320
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:47,440
Speaker 3: But okay, I wouldn't need a lawyer.

1321
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:50,720
Speaker 4: The Italian word for ice cream is gelato, and the

1322
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:53,280
Speaker 4: three states to start with the letter ce California, Connecticut,

1323
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:57,520
Speaker 4: and yes, Colorado. So Garrett, unfortunately weren't able to beat

1324
01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:00,160
Speaker 4: Brooke today, but just for playing you do win a

1325
01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:05,160
Speaker 4: fresh cut Christmas tree from Trinity Tree Farm up to

1326
01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:09,040
Speaker 4: one hundred dollars enjoy all the festivities this Isquad Farm

1327
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:11,560
Speaker 4: has to offer, like the gift holiday shop, free Santa

1328
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:14,600
Speaker 4: photos on weekends, homemade treats, and much more. Visit Trinitytreefarm

1329
01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:17,440
Speaker 4: dot com for more details or I guess if you

1330
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:21,120
Speaker 4: need kindling for your giant torch Menora, Hey, I like that,

1331
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:23,520
Speaker 4: I'll be perfect. It's actually not just trees. There's a

1332
01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:25,800
Speaker 4: whole plethora of things you can do up there. Brother,

1333
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:26,520
Speaker 4: it will be a lot of fun.

1334
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:28,360
Speaker 3: Do they make good food out there, Yeah, good.

1335
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:30,800
Speaker 4: Food, hot coco, kissing booth. It's great.

1336
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:31,520
Speaker 9: No, there's.

1337
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:35,120
Speaker 4: Well, thank you for being on the show. We'll be

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Speaker 4: back to do Windows back the same time on

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Speaker 13: Monday, Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.