WEBVTT - Drew Is Cheating On Enya 0:00:17.120 --> 0:00:20.440 Yeah, one last that alf bar, you fattered bit. 0:00:20.800 --> 0:00:23.680 See the thing about these fucking elf bars is they're 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:27.280 as sweet as candy. So it's crazy because, like, I 0:00:27.320 --> 0:00:30.400 can eliminate candy from my diet now because of the 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:34.080 amount of glucose that they use in this it basically 0:00:34.120 --> 0:00:37.800 coats my mouth in sugar, so it simulates me eating gummies. 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:40.959 But you're sweetest candy, so I don't have to. 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:47.600 Welcome to this episode of emergency. We go back to 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:49.879 emergency intercom. 0:00:49.920 --> 0:00:51.959 You're sweetest candy, so I don't have to eat any 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:52.879 sweets anymore. 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:58.680 Now, what if I slapped the shit out of you? No, 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:01.960 what if I did that? You're I got a text 0:01:01.960 --> 0:01:03.600 message in a response, Oh yeah. 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:05.880 Just immediately like off the bat using your phone because 0:01:05.880 --> 0:01:09.600 you're a fucking screen ager. Screenager, you can't be called 0:01:09.600 --> 0:01:11.800 the screen ager once you turn twenty five, which is very. 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:19.280 Soon though, Oh my god, that is not true at all. 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:22.600 Should we talk about how last night I cried watching 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:24.840 a video Kylie and Chris Joe. 0:01:25.000 --> 0:01:29.440 Oh yeah, yeah, So we were watching Chris and Kylie 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:34.840 cooking pasta, which was like, I need to hang out 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:37.560 with them. I really need to like just be a 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:39.600 fly on the wall. I need to be Frederick and 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:44.080 like buzzing around and just like her house. Why that's 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:45.200 like a reference in. 0:01:45.319 --> 0:01:48.680 The video if you get it. 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:52.360 But yeah, they just look like they have a good time, 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:57.440 like they have fun. And halfway through the video actually 0:01:57.520 --> 0:01:59.880 near the end of the video clarify, I was like high. 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:03.279 Fuck, Like, yeah, I've been back on like my getting 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:06.320 high because since we've come back from Japan, I've realized 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:08.680 we don't do anything, and I was like, oh my god, 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:09.760 I need to do something. 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:12.200 So I feel like, well. 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:15.000 Like twenty something year old who's like doing something. So 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:17.120 I've been getting high as bon I've been. 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:20.200 In self destruct mode as well. I've been eating snacks, 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:23.880 will insert a photo, pizza, whatever I can get my 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:26.239 grubby little fucking hands on. At three am, I will 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:29.240 sit in my bed and eat it. And I didn't 0:02:29.240 --> 0:02:33.360 become self aware to it until last night or yesterday 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:36.680 or two days ago whatever. Yeah, and I was like, 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:39.519 oh my god, like I actually need to fucking chill 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:42.080 because this is like dangerous what I'm doing here, like 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:46.440 a slippery slope because I will finish an entire bag 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:51.280 of hot Cheetos, a family size bag of cheese ruffles, 0:02:51.480 --> 0:02:55.600 which when I I'm like, so off topic right now, but 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:57.480 I have to get this out. But like when I 0:02:57.520 --> 0:03:02.760 got COVID, the only thing that shifted flavor. The flavor 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:06.240 is back to normal. But cheddar cheese ruffles were my 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:10.040 favorite chips, and because of COVID they started tasting like 0:03:10.080 --> 0:03:14.560 I was eating like blood and copper. Yes, I am accountable, 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:19.680 Like let's get over that. Yeah, but yeah, just like 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:24.040 I will eat so much sweets, like in a. 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:25.680 Crazy it is insane. 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:28.400 Like I think I'm somebody who can like really like 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:33.000 chowd down on snacks, but compared to Drew, it's literally 0:03:33.080 --> 0:03:37.520 like it is incomparable, Like it is insane. 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:40.000 This motherfucker could go in but it's literally because you 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:41.440 don't eat other meals. 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:44.800 Like it's okay, like now you do, but like for 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:47.560 the most part, like when your body is like, oh, 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:49.960 I like need food, if that's what's in front of you, 0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:52.240 you'll literally just grab all of it and go to 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:53.800 your room. And I go to the room and I'm like, 0:03:53.800 --> 0:03:54.520 can I get something? 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:57.840 And it's like I hate your hand. Yeah, yeah exactly, 0:03:57.920 --> 0:03:58.800 it's completely empty. 0:03:59.000 --> 0:03:59.080 No. 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:02.320 The thing the problem is is I eat two meals 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:05.720 a day while I'm awake and then I sleep. But 0:04:05.760 --> 0:04:09.280 I've been staying up till four am, and now my 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:11.760 body craves a third meal because we're so bored and 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:13.680 we need the energy to stay up that late. So 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:15.680 and we don't have really any food in the house, 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:19.760 so my third meal becomes chips and sweets. 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:22.120 We're just not at the at the point in adulthood, 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:25.599 which I think, like it's like the joke, like all 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:27.160 like gen Z knows how to do is like eat 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:28.760 hot cheetos and lie. 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:30.920 Like that, Like we have to talk about the reality. 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:32.880 We have to talk about how like real. 0:04:32.720 --> 0:04:36.960 That is, like charge your phone, be bisexual, eat hot 0:04:37.040 --> 0:04:38.120 chips and lie. 0:04:38.279 --> 0:04:44.080 Yeah, it's that's so real because like that was the prophecy. Specifically, 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:46.640 I'm like eat hot cheetos because like that's literally just 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:49.120 referencing the fact that, like I don't know anyone my 0:04:49.160 --> 0:04:51.320 age and maybe it's because the field we're in, but 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:53.760 I actually even older than me, I don't know many 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:54.720 people who like. 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:58.159 Are constantly making meals at home. 0:04:58.360 --> 0:05:00.800 Like I just don't know any bud who does that 0:05:00.880 --> 0:05:04.400 do And like there was a brief moment in time. 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:05.880 Where like that was kind of my vibe and that's 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:06.680 what I was really. 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:07.640 Into covid Era. 0:05:08.040 --> 0:05:09.839 But then I was like, oh my god, there's like 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:11.480 life to live in McDonald's. 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:15.680 Yeah, Like ordering McDonald's is so much easier than cookies. 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:18.599 Although ordering McDonald's is literally so expensive, Like that's another 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:20.960 thing that I've been thinking about, like it's insane, like I'm. 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:21.359 Thinking about that. 0:05:21.400 --> 0:05:24.479 Actually I ordered food for me and Josh and it 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:25.640 was thirty seven dollars. 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:28.200 That is crazy. That's that's sinking. That is rented. 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:30.760 I'm just like awesome, and I leave a good tip. 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:35.200 Would have been fifteen bucks, yeah, would have been. But anyways, 0:05:35.279 --> 0:05:39.760 we got way off topic. But sob at this video 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:43.200 of Kylie Jenner and Chris is it. 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:46.919 I wish I was like like still high because it 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:51.159 was like the funniest like it genuinely was because I'm 0:05:51.200 --> 0:05:53.159 just at the point where like I am kind of 0:05:53.200 --> 0:05:56.680 testing like my highness now, Like I don't know if 0:05:56.720 --> 0:05:58.479 you realize, Like when we got home from the gym. 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:01.960 Usually I will and then get high because I'm like no, 0:06:02.120 --> 0:06:03.960 I'm like there has to be stuff in my stomach. 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:06.400 But this time I was like, you know what, I'm 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:10.320 saying no to a weed brand new and like literally, but. 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:12.880 It's different because I'm like talking about my own volition. 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:15.960 I'm not I'm not like selling I'm not selling you 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:17.160 the sea. 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:19.520 But i mean, like, whatever you do, you. 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:23.240 But don't smoke weed unless you're twenty five, yeah, or 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:26.760 else you'll be like brand chemistry. I've been saying it, 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:28.440 don't do drugs until you're twenty five. 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:31.320 Oh, I just fucking I have never like twisted my 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:33.400 own wrists so crazy, and I just twisted the funk 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:35.760 out of it. But my whole thing recently is like 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:38.120 I like want to get so high that I'm like 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:39.880 scared and I just have to go to sleep. 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:42.800 Like that's kind of like where I've been pushing. 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:45.279 Myself because like I think when I was younger and 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:46.840 I would get too high, I would freak the funk 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:47.440 out because I'm like. 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:48.400 Where where am I going to go? 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:50.720 But now, especially because we've lived here so long, I'm 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:52.960 like I'm home, Like it's not like I need to 0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:55.120 go see my parents and freaking out like no one's real. 0:06:55.200 --> 0:06:57.600 It's literally like, bitch, I'm going to my bed Like 0:06:57.640 --> 0:07:00.360 it's like that simple. So like I got home from 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:02.640 the gym, and I immediately like had an edible because 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:04.040 I was like, I just want to see what happens 0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:06.840 if I eat after And I felt fine. 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:09.800 Like I was having the time of my life. But then. 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:14.679 Kylie Jenner looks directly into the lens of the camera 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:17.920 and spreads parmesan cheese propaganda. 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:20.360 It was ep parmesan propaganda. 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:23.520 It was a psychological operation if I've ever seen one. 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:28.200 Did you know that parmesan is delicious and nutritious? 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:31.560 Thirty grams contains up to fifty of. 0:07:31.520 --> 0:07:33.040 Your daily calcium intake. 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:37.880 That is crazy. This is my theory. I will play 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:41.880 the clip right now, but my theory is that all 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:45.360 of the parmesan cheese companies, like Big Parma, Oh my god, 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:50.280 that was such a fucking bar. That was a big Parma, 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:51.880 all about together. 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:54.080 Take it like how you move your hands, thinking about 0:07:54.120 --> 0:07:56.600 like the person who was you, all of me? 0:07:56.760 --> 0:08:00.960 It was like literally like the Big Parma, they all 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:05.280 got together raised. I'm saying five to fifteen million dollars 0:08:05.720 --> 0:08:10.600 to give to Kylie Jenner to spread this parmesan cheese propaganda, 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:13.080 to put it into our brains that parmesan cheese is 0:08:13.120 --> 0:08:16.520 good and that's the thing is like it's very real, 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:19.320 Like you can't tell me that wasn't a psychological. 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:22.480 The thing is like obviously as we're saying this, Kylie. 0:08:22.200 --> 0:08:22.720 We love you. 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:24.640 Oh yeah, you're the girl, like we still want to 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:28.720 like we're like joking, but like I think what it 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:30.200 was is like we were talking about it and like 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:32.680 it definitely was like either fed to her or she 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:34.800 said it and they didn't get a good shot of it, 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:36.240 so they were like, oh, say that again, because we 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:37.280 didn't have your face and. 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:39.199 Care she was trying to be funny. We can't get 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:40.439 Like I really like. 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:44.480 We can't decipher it, but like I'll just play Like actually, 0:08:44.520 --> 0:08:46.000 we'll just have it play over right now. 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:47.400 Oh we already had it play. 0:08:47.520 --> 0:08:49.679 Oh yeah, well we'll have it play again two more 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:50.800 times because now we're being paid. 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:54.280 Yeah exactly, but yeah that was like first time. Dude. 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:56.800 I literally started crying, like I wish I. 0:08:56.800 --> 0:08:58.960 Took a picture of you. I was like, oh my god. 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:00.680 We are literally like you know what's happening. 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:03.320 It's like we've gone too far from dairy and like 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:06.079 big dairy brands are like no, we're done, No more 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:10.200 oat milk, no more fake parmesan, like, no more nothing, no. 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:13.440 More milk in general. Stop drinking milk, stop drinking oat milk, 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:16.760 all of it. It's over. We're past milk in general exactly. 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:20.040 Just have water with your cereal normal. 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:23.680 The like gum in oat milk propaganda that was going 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:25.439 around that was like the gums and I literally fell 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:25.640 for it. 0:09:25.800 --> 0:09:28.280 Was like I don't even know what the fuck that means. 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:30.880 And I was like, oh my god, I'm consuming gum. 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:33.440 I'm literally I'm drinking oil. 0:09:33.720 --> 0:09:35.960 You can't say that because I literally is like, dude, 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:37.680 you know when you swallow them and it gets stuck 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:38.400 in your fucking mugs. 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:42.839 The craziest thing about me is that I'll sit here 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:47.880 and be like, stop drinking milk, stop eating fillers and microplastics. 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:51.000 When I sit and bet at three a m like this, 0:09:52.240 --> 0:09:54.760 it's bad. It's not okay. I'm a hypocrite. We all 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:57.360 do what we want and that's okay. Like you do, 0:09:57.600 --> 0:09:58.760 you give your body. 0:09:58.440 --> 0:10:02.400 What your body craves, and sometimes your body craves fillers 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:05.680 and microplastics, and that's okay because that wasn't up to 0:10:05.760 --> 0:10:07.280 us for our bodies to want that. 0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:09.080 We were given that. And now it's you know what, 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:12.480 microplastics are a bit yummy. We could admit that. 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:16.040 They taste good, and like we've all seen the picture 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:20.800 of the McCormick microplastic season and going around, and I 0:10:20.840 --> 0:10:23.640 want that. I'm not gonna lie. I want oils and 0:10:23.800 --> 0:10:29.560 micro spirro like that's what I want to look like. 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:31.800 I want like a big belly, like I want like 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:35.560 I want like a belly. I'll start drinking beer, I 0:10:35.600 --> 0:10:36.240 know I need to. 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:38.840 Literally, like our relationship has gotten to the point where 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:41.840 it's like, don't make me drink alone. Like that's literally 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:43.960 how I feel when I drink around you, like, don't 0:10:43.960 --> 0:10:45.000 make me drink alone. 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:47.520 And I'm like, babes, it will become like a really 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:52.240 really narty problem like if I don't handle it now. 0:10:52.400 --> 0:10:53.240 So it's just like. 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:55.400 I remember in Japan when you got mad at us 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:57.560 because like, okay, also at this point, we know Drew 0:10:57.640 --> 0:10:59.200 doesn't drink, like we don't even. 0:10:59.000 --> 0:11:01.280 Like really like, ok yeah, you'll be the judge. You'll 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:01.800 be the judge. 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:03.080 We don't step into this. 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:05.800 But me and Josie and a bunch of our friends 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:09.040 were at dinner in Japan, and like I was, I 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:11.960 didn't like I don't know. I was just drinking like 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:14.680 every fucking night there because like that it just felt right. 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:23.880 Drinking every night for two weeks straight. Should never feel right, psycho. 0:11:24.720 --> 0:11:27.920 Okay, So when I say drinking every night, like, I 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:31.000 don't mean like I'm like getting fucked up, Like I'm 0:11:31.040 --> 0:11:33.120 just like having a drink or to at dinner every night, 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:38.240 which is. 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:38.800 Whatever, whatever, whatever. 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:42.200 But Josie had come into the restaurant, I was sitting 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:44.720 at a different table. And also the thing was a 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:46.600 lot of the drinks that I was getting were really 0:11:46.640 --> 0:11:50.920 watered down, So I genuinely wasn't getting even buzzed every night, 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:52.880 Like it was rare that I was at a restaurant. 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:54.240 I was like, oh my god, this like actually has 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:56.520 fucking alcohol in it. I'm going to get drunk right now. 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:59.760 But that was a restaurant where like the alcohol was 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:02.400 being served Like it wasn't like a diluted drink. 0:12:02.440 --> 0:12:03.760 They were serving me alcohol. 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:05.760 So I had a drink, and that was like, Josie, 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:08.800 get one. 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:13.640 Okay, Yeah, that is what we're talking about. 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:17.280 Like the thing is I saw your brain like trying 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:22.320 to figure out what's in trouble with computing. Computing, but whatever, 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:24.720 I had Josie have one, me and Josie had two, 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:25.840 and then like off two. 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:29.240 We were just like feeling ourselves to like an insane level. 0:12:29.480 --> 0:12:31.680 Yeah, or actually I think I got three deep, like 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:34.240 I got three yet, in which you've heard me say before. 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:40.080 Two three is like my like my drink of my limit, 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:42.280 not my limit, but like that's just where I like 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:45.440 to go at this point. But whatever, we were just 0:12:45.440 --> 0:12:47.400 like having a fucking blast and we were literally in. 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:49.160 Like a goofy little silly mood. 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:51.200 And then we like got out of the restaurant and 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:54.240 Josie like was wearing the craziest fit ever and grabbed 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:56.080 my hand and was like there was a seven eleven 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:58.480 like next door, like down the block, and he was like, 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:01.079 let's go get these little peach drinks which will insert 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:03.720 a photo of if you see this to get it there. 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:06.080 So good, but they're. 0:13:05.880 --> 0:13:08.839 Really low in alcohol. It's mainly a fucking soda, but 0:13:08.880 --> 0:13:09.560 it's literally it. 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:11.880 Takes really good. Yeah, you can't taste the alcohol. It's 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:12.800 actually really dangerous. 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:16.400 It's what LaCour should taste like, like it's white claw. Yeah, 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:19.520 oh white claws beat by that. Oh my god, I'm 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:21.800 talking so much about substance this episode, like this is 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:24.760 like yeah, whatever, but the. 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:27.880 Fucking Josie grabs me and we like run down in it. 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:29.840 Actually, I will say it was a moment where I 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:32.679 was like, this is so sweet, and on my deathbed, 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:34.680 I'll think of this moment of like Josie grabbing me 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:37.320 and us running. 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:39.040 For me, not for me, because I was left out 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:41.680 of the cute moment. I was standing there, I was 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:45.160 with y'all, and y'all grabbed each other and ran away 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:48.280 from me, and I was left alone and it was 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:51.200 so hurtful. I was like, wow, these are like my 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:53.640 two best friends literally in the entire world, Like I 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:56.760 would kill for them, and they just grabbed each other 0:13:56.800 --> 0:13:59.000 and ran And in that moment, I was like, wow, damn, 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:01.040 I really don't mean shit to anybody. Like I am 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:05.200 just just like like figment, I don't exist. Like maybe 0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:08.080 it's like I'm around for like comedy relief because I 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:10.760 have like Gesture's privilege like whatever, like it's like an 0:14:10.800 --> 0:14:14.480 interesting like dynamic. But in that moment, I was like, wow, 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:18.080 like I really see where I stand in the where 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:19.120 he stands. 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:22.320 Somebody who we know doesn't want to partake in alcohol anymore. 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:26.080 So we don't like really like think to like grab 0:14:26.160 --> 0:14:28.600 dor and be like, let's go run to seven eleven 0:14:28.640 --> 0:14:29.680 and buy alcohol. 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:32.440 You know, I love snacks and gummies and they. 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:34.480 Do have Okay, how many times did I get you 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:36.080 a snack or gummy on my way home? 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:37.320 You did get me gummies? 0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:40.880 I got yeah, I was. 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:43.360 I was filling your belly and I was getting you 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:45.359 little knickknacks and treats. 0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:45.600 Along the way. 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:48.440 It was really sweet. And then I got you a knickknack. 0:14:50.000 --> 0:14:51.960 I stole a knickknack from you. 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:55.560 The PSP, oh, no, I forgot I got you that. 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:58.920 But the Michael Jackson CD, oh yeah you did? 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:01.280 You did? I haven't, yeah, because I was gonna go 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:02.600 play it in the morning the other day when I 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:04.160 was still waking up at six am, and I was like, 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:08.000 I cannot blast off the wall right now at six am. 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:10.960 But yeah, I did steal a PSP from Drew. 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:12.720 That wasn't like he thought he was going to get 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:15.800 himself two PSPs on his collector's shit. But I literally 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:17.880 in a Starbucks just took it and he was like, 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:19.200 I was like, I'll pay you back for it. 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:21.480 And then like I was like, I know, you fucking not, 0:15:21.720 --> 0:15:24.040 and I was like, yeah, I know. I'm literally not 0:15:24.240 --> 0:15:26.400 gonna pay me back for that, which is okay. And 0:15:26.440 --> 0:15:28.800 then I'm sitting here modding the fuck out of it 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:30.600 even though you run away from me. 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:34.320 It's just interesting you're doing the man's job in the relationship. Yeah, 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:36.680 you're doing the work. You're sitting at the computer and. 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:38.600 You're doing the work instead of going to war. I'm 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:41.960 modding PSPs like my PSP, so I kind of ate 0:15:42.080 --> 0:15:45.320 escape for free, Like that's an interesting dynamic. 0:15:46.200 --> 0:15:48.680 Also, before we, like I feel like we're already pretty 0:15:48.680 --> 0:15:50.720 deep into the episode. I just didn't know how to 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:53.520 transition into this. But I do want to bring up, 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:57.360 like the comments about what I said in the last episode. 0:15:57.560 --> 0:16:00.840 I think I just repeated myself like twice, but whatever, 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:02.720 I do want to make. 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:05.440 Comment on it. Like I did see that clip. 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:08.400 I did see everybody's like take on it, and I 0:16:08.480 --> 0:16:11.480 do fully understand and it is a point of like 0:16:11.520 --> 0:16:15.720 shame and embarrassment for me. Like that clip, I'm like 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:19.000 having a hard time wording, Like I've been thinking about 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:20.920 what I was going to say, like for since the 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:24.520 moment I saw it, But I just I genuinely am 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:26.880 like so sorry and upset to think that I've like 0:16:27.000 --> 0:16:30.080 upset and hurt anyone's feelings by being so dismissive and 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:33.800 being so ignorant and arrogant in that moment, I genuinely 0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:39.600 was just projecting this insecurity I have about those kind 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:43.000 of topics and my place in those topics, and I 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:45.880 genuinely will I mean, both of us have been thinking 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:49.400 about it a lot the past week, and we will. 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:51.560 Do a better job at speaking on those things. 0:16:51.640 --> 0:16:55.560 And I do I am happy for the fact that, 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:57.640 like you guys are very open. 0:16:57.440 --> 0:17:02.200 To like holding us accountable. And I don't know, like 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:03.000 I did. 0:17:03.240 --> 0:17:05.919 I mean, I was like staring at my phone and 0:17:06.000 --> 0:17:08.080 like watching the way it was being spoken about, And 0:17:08.119 --> 0:17:09.639 I do think I could take a lot from it, 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:11.440 because as much as I think the both of us 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:15.560 do feel like we're constantly growing and trying to like evolve, 0:17:16.520 --> 0:17:18.240 it was a good moment to kind of like step 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:21.520 back and be like, Okay, yeah, there's still things we 0:17:21.560 --> 0:17:24.600 have to work on, but yeah, I didn't want that 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:28.240 to go like under I didn't want to like push 0:17:28.400 --> 0:17:30.000 under the rug because I don't want anybody to think 0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:34.840 that like that's genuinely how specifically I feel about that. 0:17:35.400 --> 0:17:40.680 It was a very odd slip of like it was 0:17:40.760 --> 0:17:43.640 projecting insecurity and I am like shameful for that, and 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:48.640 I will do better, like on that topic or anything 0:17:48.680 --> 0:17:56.040 that's sensitive. Yeah, and then back to poop and I 0:17:57.000 --> 0:18:00.639 don't know how to like acknowledge that in the middle 0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:02.680 of like oh yeah, and then my like, so I've 0:18:02.680 --> 0:18:04.119 been shitting a lot this week. 0:18:04.320 --> 0:18:08.920 No, I was just gonna read this idea that came 0:18:08.920 --> 0:18:11.840 into my head a couple of days ago, and it's 0:18:11.880 --> 0:18:15.120 still becoming truer and truer to this day. Like the 0:18:15.119 --> 0:18:16.040 more I go on the. 0:18:16.040 --> 0:18:18.000 Internet, I say, like, I don't know what you're gonna. 0:18:17.800 --> 0:18:21.840 Say, but it's actually crazy how every like exposing cheater 0:18:22.000 --> 0:18:25.919 video is in the car? Literally, why is every exposing 0:18:26.000 --> 0:18:28.879 cheater video in the car? Like it makes no sense, 0:18:28.960 --> 0:18:33.119 like look up exposing cheater compilation, and it's always in 0:18:33.160 --> 0:18:35.560 the car, And it's always the boyfriend sitting in the 0:18:35.600 --> 0:18:39.560 passenger seat for some reason because the man should be driving. 0:18:39.600 --> 0:18:43.960 But that's another question, Like that's another topic, but like 0:18:44.240 --> 0:18:48.920 why is it always in the car Because Americans are 0:18:49.280 --> 0:18:52.159 car driven country. It's fucked up and we need to 0:18:52.160 --> 0:18:54.119 get rid of the cars, and we need we have been. 0:18:54.640 --> 0:18:56.880 Into thinking that we need cars when we need more 0:18:56.960 --> 0:18:58.160 public transportation. 0:18:58.359 --> 0:19:02.280 Yeah, cars have come commodified Big Karma. You know. 0:19:04.119 --> 0:19:06.880 Okay, that one wasn't as good as Big Parma. Big 0:19:06.960 --> 0:19:08.320 Parma was really good. 0:19:09.520 --> 0:19:11.800 Really, that is gonna be on my gravestone because that 0:19:11.920 --> 0:19:13.920