Speaker 1: Yeah, one last that alf bar, you fattered bit.
Speaker 2: See the thing about these fucking elf bars is they're
Speaker 2: as sweet as candy. So it's crazy because, like, I
Speaker 2: can eliminate candy from my diet now because of the
Speaker 2: amount of glucose that they use in this it basically
Speaker 2: coats my mouth in sugar, so it simulates me eating gummies.
Speaker 1: But you're sweetest candy, so I don't have to.
Speaker 2: Welcome to this episode of emergency. We go back to
Speaker 2: emergency intercom.
Speaker 3: You're sweetest candy, so I don't have to eat any
Speaker 3: sweets anymore.
Speaker 2: Now, what if I slapped the shit out of you? No,
Speaker 2: what if I did that? You're I got a text
Speaker 2: message in a response, Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: Just immediately like off the bat using your phone because
Speaker 3: you're a fucking screen ager. Screenager, you can't be called
Speaker 3: the screen ager once you turn twenty five, which is very.
Speaker 2: Soon though, Oh my god, that is not true at all.
Speaker 3: Should we talk about how last night I cried watching
Speaker 3: a video Kylie and Chris Joe.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, So we were watching Chris and Kylie
Speaker 2: cooking pasta, which was like, I need to hang out
Speaker 2: with them. I really need to like just be a
Speaker 2: fly on the wall. I need to be Frederick and
Speaker 2: like buzzing around and just like her house. Why that's
Speaker 2: like a reference in.
Speaker 1: The video if you get it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, they just look like they have a good time,
Speaker 2: like they have fun. And halfway through the video actually
Speaker 2: near the end of the video clarify, I was like high.
Speaker 3: Fuck, Like, yeah, I've been back on like my getting
Speaker 3: high because since we've come back from Japan, I've realized
Speaker 3: we don't do anything, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I need to do something.
Speaker 2: So I feel like, well.
Speaker 3: Like twenty something year old who's like doing something. So
Speaker 3: I've been getting high as bon I've been.
Speaker 2: In self destruct mode as well. I've been eating snacks,
Speaker 2: will insert a photo, pizza, whatever I can get my
Speaker 2: grubby little fucking hands on. At three am, I will
Speaker 2: sit in my bed and eat it. And I didn't
Speaker 2: become self aware to it until last night or yesterday
Speaker 2: or two days ago whatever. Yeah, and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, like I actually need to fucking chill
Speaker 2: because this is like dangerous what I'm doing here, like
Speaker 2: a slippery slope because I will finish an entire bag
Speaker 2: of hot Cheetos, a family size bag of cheese ruffles,
Speaker 2: which when I I'm like, so off topic right now, but
Speaker 2: I have to get this out. But like when I
Speaker 2: got COVID, the only thing that shifted flavor. The flavor
Speaker 2: is back to normal. But cheddar cheese ruffles were my
Speaker 2: favorite chips, and because of COVID they started tasting like
Speaker 2: I was eating like blood and copper. Yes, I am accountable,
Speaker 2: Like let's get over that. Yeah, but yeah, just like
Speaker 2: I will eat so much sweets, like in a.
Speaker 1: Crazy it is insane.
Speaker 3: Like I think I'm somebody who can like really like
Speaker 3: chowd down on snacks, but compared to Drew, it's literally
Speaker 3: like it is incomparable, Like it is insane.
Speaker 1: This motherfucker could go in but it's literally because you
Speaker 1: don't eat other meals.
Speaker 3: Like it's okay, like now you do, but like for
Speaker 3: the most part, like when your body is like, oh,
Speaker 3: I like need food, if that's what's in front of you,
Speaker 3: you'll literally just grab all of it and go to
Speaker 3: your room. And I go to the room and I'm like,
Speaker 3: can I get something?
Speaker 2: And it's like I hate your hand. Yeah, yeah exactly,
Speaker 2: it's completely empty.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: The thing the problem is is I eat two meals
Speaker 2: a day while I'm awake and then I sleep. But
Speaker 2: I've been staying up till four am, and now my
Speaker 2: body craves a third meal because we're so bored and
Speaker 2: we need the energy to stay up that late. So
Speaker 2: and we don't have really any food in the house,
Speaker 2: so my third meal becomes chips and sweets.
Speaker 3: We're just not at the at the point in adulthood,
Speaker 3: which I think, like it's like the joke, like all
Speaker 3: like gen Z knows how to do is like eat
Speaker 3: hot cheetos and lie.
Speaker 1: Like that, Like we have to talk about the reality.
Speaker 1: We have to talk about how like real.
Speaker 2: That is, like charge your phone, be bisexual, eat hot
Speaker 2: chips and lie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's that's so real because like that was the prophecy. Specifically,
Speaker 3: I'm like eat hot cheetos because like that's literally just
Speaker 3: referencing the fact that, like I don't know anyone my
Speaker 3: age and maybe it's because the field we're in, but
Speaker 3: I actually even older than me, I don't know many
Speaker 3: people who like.
Speaker 1: Are constantly making meals at home.
Speaker 3: Like I just don't know any bud who does that
Speaker 3: do And like there was a brief moment in time.
Speaker 1: Where like that was kind of my vibe and that's
Speaker 1: what I was really.
Speaker 2: Into covid Era.
Speaker 3: But then I was like, oh my god, there's like
Speaker 3: life to live in McDonald's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like ordering McDonald's is so much easier than cookies.
Speaker 3: Although ordering McDonald's is literally so expensive, Like that's another
Speaker 3: thing that I've been thinking about, like it's insane, like I'm.
Speaker 2: Thinking about that.
Speaker 3: Actually I ordered food for me and Josh and it
Speaker 3: was thirty seven dollars.
Speaker 2: That is crazy. That's that's sinking. That is rented.
Speaker 1: I'm just like awesome, and I leave a good tip.
Speaker 2: Would have been fifteen bucks, yeah, would have been. But anyways,
Speaker 2: we got way off topic. But sob at this video
Speaker 2: of Kylie Jenner and Chris is it.
Speaker 3: I wish I was like like still high because it
Speaker 3: was like the funniest like it genuinely was because I'm
Speaker 3: just at the point where like I am kind of
Speaker 3: testing like my highness now, Like I don't know if
Speaker 3: you realize, Like when we got home from the gym.
Speaker 3: Usually I will and then get high because I'm like no,
Speaker 3: I'm like there has to be stuff in my stomach.
Speaker 2: But this time I was like, you know what, I'm
Speaker 2: saying no to a weed brand new and like literally, but.
Speaker 1: It's different because I'm like talking about my own volition.
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not like selling I'm not selling you
Speaker 3: the sea.
Speaker 1: But i mean, like, whatever you do, you.
Speaker 2: But don't smoke weed unless you're twenty five, yeah, or
Speaker 2: else you'll be like brand chemistry. I've been saying it,
Speaker 2: don't do drugs until you're twenty five.
Speaker 3: Oh, I just fucking I have never like twisted my
Speaker 3: own wrists so crazy, and I just twisted the funk
Speaker 3: out of it. But my whole thing recently is like
Speaker 3: I like want to get so high that I'm like
Speaker 3: scared and I just have to go to sleep.
Speaker 1: Like that's kind of like where I've been pushing.
Speaker 3: Myself because like I think when I was younger and
Speaker 3: I would get too high, I would freak the funk
Speaker 3: out because I'm like.
Speaker 1: Where where am I going to go?
Speaker 3: But now, especially because we've lived here so long, I'm
Speaker 3: like I'm home, Like it's not like I need to
Speaker 3: go see my parents and freaking out like no one's real.
Speaker 3: It's literally like, bitch, I'm going to my bed Like
Speaker 3: it's like that simple. So like I got home from
Speaker 3: the gym, and I immediately like had an edible because
Speaker 3: I was like, I just want to see what happens
Speaker 3: if I eat after And I felt fine.
Speaker 1: Like I was having the time of my life. But then.
Speaker 2: Kylie Jenner looks directly into the lens of the camera
Speaker 2: and spreads parmesan cheese propaganda.
Speaker 1: It was ep parmesan propaganda.
Speaker 2: It was a psychological operation if I've ever seen one.
Speaker 1: Did you know that parmesan is delicious and nutritious?
Speaker 2: Thirty grams contains up to fifty of.
Speaker 1: Your daily calcium intake.
Speaker 2: That is crazy. This is my theory. I will play
Speaker 2: the clip right now, but my theory is that all
Speaker 2: of the parmesan cheese companies, like Big Parma, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: that was such a fucking bar. That was a big Parma,
Speaker 2: all about together.
Speaker 3: Take it like how you move your hands, thinking about
Speaker 3: like the person who was you, all of me?
Speaker 2: It was like literally like the Big Parma, they all
Speaker 2: got together raised. I'm saying five to fifteen million dollars
Speaker 2: to give to Kylie Jenner to spread this parmesan cheese propaganda,
Speaker 2: to put it into our brains that parmesan cheese is
Speaker 2: good and that's the thing is like it's very real,
Speaker 2: Like you can't tell me that wasn't a psychological.
Speaker 1: The thing is like obviously as we're saying this, Kylie.
Speaker 2: We love you.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you're the girl, like we still want to
Speaker 4: like we're like joking, but like I think what it
Speaker 4: was is like we were talking about it and like
Speaker 4: it definitely was like either fed to her or she
Speaker 4: said it and they didn't get a good shot of it,
Speaker 4: so they were like, oh, say that again, because we
Speaker 4: didn't have your face and.
Speaker 2: Care she was trying to be funny. We can't get
Speaker 2: Like I really like.
Speaker 3: We can't decipher it, but like I'll just play Like actually,
Speaker 3: we'll just have it play over right now.
Speaker 2: Oh we already had it play.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well we'll have it play again two more
Speaker 3: times because now we're being paid.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, but yeah that was like first time. Dude.
Speaker 1: I literally started crying, like I wish I.
Speaker 2: Took a picture of you. I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: We are literally like you know what's happening.
Speaker 3: It's like we've gone too far from dairy and like
Speaker 3: big dairy brands are like no, we're done, No more
Speaker 3: oat milk, no more fake parmesan, like, no more nothing, no.
Speaker 2: More milk in general. Stop drinking milk, stop drinking oat milk,
Speaker 2: all of it. It's over. We're past milk in general exactly.
Speaker 2: Just have water with your cereal normal.
Speaker 3: The like gum in oat milk propaganda that was going
Speaker 3: around that was like the gums and I literally fell
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 2: Was like I don't even know what the fuck that means.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god, I'm consuming gum.
Speaker 2: I'm literally I'm drinking oil.
Speaker 3: You can't say that because I literally is like, dude,
Speaker 3: you know when you swallow them and it gets stuck
Speaker 3: in your fucking mugs.
Speaker 2: The craziest thing about me is that I'll sit here
Speaker 2: and be like, stop drinking milk, stop eating fillers and microplastics.
Speaker 2: When I sit and bet at three a m like this,
Speaker 2: it's bad. It's not okay. I'm a hypocrite. We all
Speaker 2: do what we want and that's okay. Like you do,
Speaker 2: you give your body.
Speaker 3: What your body craves, and sometimes your body craves fillers
Speaker 3: and microplastics, and that's okay because that wasn't up to
Speaker 3: us for our bodies to want that.
Speaker 1: We were given that. And now it's you know what,
Speaker 1: microplastics are a bit yummy. We could admit that.
Speaker 2: They taste good, and like we've all seen the picture
Speaker 2: of the McCormick microplastic season and going around, and I
Speaker 2: want that. I'm not gonna lie. I want oils and
Speaker 2: micro spirro like that's what I want to look like.
Speaker 2: I want like a big belly, like I want like
Speaker 2: I want like a belly. I'll start drinking beer, I
Speaker 2: know I need to.
Speaker 3: Literally, like our relationship has gotten to the point where
Speaker 3: it's like, don't make me drink alone. Like that's literally
Speaker 3: how I feel when I drink around you, like, don't
Speaker 3: make me drink alone.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, babes, it will become like a really
Speaker 2: really narty problem like if I don't handle it now.
Speaker 2: So it's just like.
Speaker 3: I remember in Japan when you got mad at us
Speaker 3: because like, okay, also at this point, we know Drew
Speaker 3: doesn't drink, like we don't even.
Speaker 2: Like really like, ok yeah, you'll be the judge. You'll
Speaker 2: be the judge.
Speaker 1: We don't step into this.
Speaker 3: But me and Josie and a bunch of our friends
Speaker 3: were at dinner in Japan, and like I was, I
Speaker 3: didn't like I don't know. I was just drinking like
Speaker 3: every fucking night there because like that it just felt right.
Speaker 2: Drinking every night for two weeks straight. Should never feel right, psycho.
Speaker 3: Okay, So when I say drinking every night, like, I
Speaker 3: don't mean like I'm like getting fucked up, Like I'm
Speaker 3: just like having a drink or to at dinner every night,
Speaker 3: which is.
Speaker 2: Whatever, whatever, whatever.
Speaker 3: But Josie had come into the restaurant, I was sitting
Speaker 3: at a different table. And also the thing was a
Speaker 3: lot of the drinks that I was getting were really
Speaker 3: watered down, So I genuinely wasn't getting even buzzed every night,
Speaker 3: Like it was rare that I was at a restaurant.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, this like actually has
Speaker 3: fucking alcohol in it. I'm going to get drunk right now.
Speaker 3: But that was a restaurant where like the alcohol was
Speaker 3: being served Like it wasn't like a diluted drink.
Speaker 1: They were serving me alcohol.
Speaker 3: So I had a drink, and that was like, Josie,
Speaker 3: get one.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, that is what we're talking about.
Speaker 3: Like the thing is I saw your brain like trying
Speaker 3: to figure out what's in trouble with computing. Computing, but whatever,
Speaker 3: I had Josie have one, me and Josie had two,
Speaker 3: and then like off two.
Speaker 1: We were just like feeling ourselves to like an insane level.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or actually I think I got three deep, like
Speaker 3: I got three yet, in which you've heard me say before.
Speaker 3: Two three is like my like my drink of my limit,
Speaker 3: not my limit, but like that's just where I like
Speaker 3: to go at this point. But whatever, we were just
Speaker 3: like having a fucking blast and we were literally in.
Speaker 1: Like a goofy little silly mood.
Speaker 3: And then we like got out of the restaurant and
Speaker 3: Josie like was wearing the craziest fit ever and grabbed
Speaker 3: my hand and was like there was a seven eleven
Speaker 3: like next door, like down the block, and he was like,
Speaker 3: let's go get these little peach drinks which will insert
Speaker 3: a photo of if you see this to get it there.
Speaker 2: So good, but they're.
Speaker 1: Really low in alcohol. It's mainly a fucking soda, but
Speaker 1: it's literally it.
Speaker 2: Takes really good. Yeah, you can't taste the alcohol. It's
Speaker 2: actually really dangerous.
Speaker 3: It's what LaCour should taste like, like it's white claw. Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh white claws beat by that. Oh my god, I'm
Speaker 3: talking so much about substance this episode, like this is
Speaker 3: like yeah, whatever, but the.
Speaker 1: Fucking Josie grabs me and we like run down in it.
Speaker 3: Actually, I will say it was a moment where I
Speaker 3: was like, this is so sweet, and on my deathbed,
Speaker 3: I'll think of this moment of like Josie grabbing me
Speaker 3: and us running.
Speaker 2: For me, not for me, because I was left out
Speaker 2: of the cute moment. I was standing there, I was
Speaker 2: with y'all, and y'all grabbed each other and ran away
Speaker 2: from me, and I was left alone and it was
Speaker 2: so hurtful. I was like, wow, these are like my
Speaker 2: two best friends literally in the entire world, Like I
Speaker 2: would kill for them, and they just grabbed each other
Speaker 2: and ran And in that moment, I was like, wow, damn,
Speaker 2: I really don't mean shit to anybody. Like I am
Speaker 2: just just like like figment, I don't exist. Like maybe
Speaker 2: it's like I'm around for like comedy relief because I
Speaker 2: have like Gesture's privilege like whatever, like it's like an
Speaker 2: interesting like dynamic. But in that moment, I was like, wow,
Speaker 2: like I really see where I stand in the where
Speaker 2: he stands.
Speaker 3: Somebody who we know doesn't want to partake in alcohol anymore.
Speaker 3: So we don't like really like think to like grab
Speaker 3: dor and be like, let's go run to seven eleven
Speaker 3: and buy alcohol.
Speaker 2: You know, I love snacks and gummies and they.
Speaker 3: Do have Okay, how many times did I get you
Speaker 3: a snack or gummy on my way home?
Speaker 2: You did get me gummies?
Speaker 1: I got yeah, I was.
Speaker 3: I was filling your belly and I was getting you
Speaker 3: little knickknacks and treats.
Speaker 1: Along the way.
Speaker 2: It was really sweet. And then I got you a knickknack.
Speaker 1: I stole a knickknack from you.
Speaker 2: The PSP, oh, no, I forgot I got you that.
Speaker 2: But the Michael Jackson CD, oh yeah you did?
Speaker 3: You did? I haven't, yeah, because I was gonna go
Speaker 3: play it in the morning the other day when I
Speaker 3: was still waking up at six am, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I cannot blast off the wall right now at six am.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I did steal a PSP from Drew.
Speaker 3: That wasn't like he thought he was going to get
Speaker 3: himself two PSPs on his collector's shit. But I literally
Speaker 3: in a Starbucks just took it and he was like,
Speaker 3: I was like, I'll pay you back for it.
Speaker 2: And then like I was like, I know, you fucking not,
Speaker 2: and I was like, yeah, I know. I'm literally not
Speaker 2: gonna pay me back for that, which is okay. And
Speaker 2: then I'm sitting here modding the fuck out of it
Speaker 2: even though you run away from me.
Speaker 1: It's just interesting you're doing the man's job in the relationship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're doing the work. You're sitting at the computer and.
Speaker 2: You're doing the work instead of going to war. I'm
Speaker 2: modding PSPs like my PSP, so I kind of ate
Speaker 2: escape for free, Like that's an interesting dynamic.
Speaker 3: Also, before we, like I feel like we're already pretty
Speaker 3: deep into the episode. I just didn't know how to
Speaker 3: transition into this. But I do want to bring up,
Speaker 3: like the comments about what I said in the last episode.
Speaker 3: I think I just repeated myself like twice, but whatever,
Speaker 3: I do want to make.
Speaker 1: Comment on it. Like I did see that clip.
Speaker 3: I did see everybody's like take on it, and I
Speaker 3: do fully understand and it is a point of like
Speaker 3: shame and embarrassment for me. Like that clip, I'm like
Speaker 3: having a hard time wording, Like I've been thinking about
Speaker 3: what I was going to say, like for since the
Speaker 3: moment I saw it, But I just I genuinely am
Speaker 3: like so sorry and upset to think that I've like
Speaker 3: upset and hurt anyone's feelings by being so dismissive and
Speaker 3: being so ignorant and arrogant in that moment, I genuinely
Speaker 3: was just projecting this insecurity I have about those kind
Speaker 3: of topics and my place in those topics, and I
Speaker 3: genuinely will I mean, both of us have been thinking
Speaker 3: about it a lot the past week, and we will.
Speaker 1: Do a better job at speaking on those things.
Speaker 3: And I do I am happy for the fact that,
Speaker 3: like you guys are very open.
Speaker 1: To like holding us accountable. And I don't know, like
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 3: I mean, I was like staring at my phone and
Speaker 3: like watching the way it was being spoken about, And
Speaker 3: I do think I could take a lot from it,
Speaker 3: because as much as I think the both of us
Speaker 3: do feel like we're constantly growing and trying to like evolve,
Speaker 3: it was a good moment to kind of like step
Speaker 3: back and be like, Okay, yeah, there's still things we
Speaker 3: have to work on, but yeah, I didn't want that
Speaker 3: to go like under I didn't want to like push
Speaker 3: under the rug because I don't want anybody to think
Speaker 3: that like that's genuinely how specifically I feel about that.
Speaker 3: It was a very odd slip of like it was
Speaker 3: projecting insecurity and I am like shameful for that, and
Speaker 3: I will do better, like on that topic or anything
Speaker 3: that's sensitive. Yeah, and then back to poop and I
Speaker 3: don't know how to like acknowledge that in the middle
Speaker 3: of like oh yeah, and then my like, so I've
Speaker 3: been shitting a lot this week.
Speaker 2: No, I was just gonna read this idea that came
Speaker 2: into my head a couple of days ago, and it's
Speaker 2: still becoming truer and truer to this day. Like the
Speaker 2: more I go on the.
Speaker 1: Internet, I say, like, I don't know what you're gonna.
Speaker 2: Say, but it's actually crazy how every like exposing cheater
Speaker 2: video is in the car? Literally, why is every exposing
Speaker 2: cheater video in the car? Like it makes no sense,
Speaker 2: like look up exposing cheater compilation, and it's always in
Speaker 2: the car, And it's always the boyfriend sitting in the
Speaker 2: passenger seat for some reason because the man should be driving.
Speaker 2: But that's another question, Like that's another topic, but like
Speaker 2: why is it always in the car Because Americans are
Speaker 2: car driven country. It's fucked up and we need to
Speaker 2: get rid of the cars, and we need we have been.
Speaker 3: Into thinking that we need cars when we need more
Speaker 3: public transportation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, cars have come commodified Big Karma. You know.
Speaker 1: Okay, that one wasn't as good as Big Parma. Big
Speaker 1: Parma was really good.
Speaker 2: Really, that is gonna be on my gravestone because that
Speaker 2: may be one of the wittiest things I've ever said
Speaker 2: in my life. And the craziest thing about it is
Speaker 2: it just came to me in my brain just sitting here.
Speaker 1: But Big Karma is really fucking bad, and it was
Speaker 1: like a tailor. So well, no, we'll put like Big
Speaker 1: Pharma and then.
Speaker 2: Like, but let's not lest we forget Big Karma.
Speaker 3: Forget Big Karma.
Speaker 1: I feel like, I guess I can't think.
Speaker 3: Of many like cheating videos other than once sitting in
Speaker 3: a car, so you might be onto something.
Speaker 2: No, I definitely am. Why did you think that because
Speaker 2: you saw a video of somebody exactly well, I saw
Speaker 2: someone like making fun of it, and I was like,
Speaker 2: why did they do that in the car, because like,
Speaker 2: my first thought would to be like opening the front
Speaker 2: door and throwing water on them or some shit. I
Speaker 2: don't fucking know how relationships to get out of the car.
Speaker 2: If someone cheated on me, I would literally be like, okay,
Speaker 2: like now what, Like I don't like I don't know
Speaker 2: what we're supposed to do here.
Speaker 1: No, literally I would like I'm hurt.
Speaker 2: I guess that.
Speaker 1: We were talking about this because I was like I was.
Speaker 3: Talking about arguments I've had with partners with Drew, and
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't think I've said I I
Speaker 3: don't think I've said anything super crazy or done anything
Speaker 3: super crazy in my relationships, like as crazy as I
Speaker 3: feel in my head, Like I don't do like crazy things.
Speaker 3: So like I'm not like I'm never getting into an
Speaker 3: argument where like I'm fucking yelling, Like I don't yell.
Speaker 1: I think that's like really embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Although like I understand in the heat of the moment
Speaker 3: to like yell because you're like upset.
Speaker 2: I used to be a yeller and then I met
Speaker 2: you and I was like, damn, yelling is like embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, Like it's like, oh, like I literally raised
Speaker 3: my voice, but I will get very stern with my tone.
Speaker 3: So I guess maybe like in some like I have
Speaker 3: been told to like calm down. Yeah, but like I
Speaker 3: don't like yell, Like I just like get really like
Speaker 3: like I can answer myself up really easily.
Speaker 1: Like as we've all seen, I can.
Speaker 3: Really put some scenarios into my head that like will
Speaker 3: make me upset or like whatever, and like I just
Speaker 3: haven't yelled whatever. But we were talking about this because
Speaker 3: I was like, isn't it so okay? Who's texting you?
Speaker 3: Let me see your phone? Who's texting you?
Speaker 2: I'm not giving you my phone. I'm not gonna give
Speaker 2: you my fucking phone.
Speaker 3: Well, now you're like being like I was joking about
Speaker 3: you giving me my phone, like you give me giving
Speaker 3: me the phone?
Speaker 1: Like, I, now, what.
Speaker 2: Are you doing? Fine, I'm cheating on you. I'm cheating
Speaker 2: on you.
Speaker 1: Okay, funny d let me see your phone.
Speaker 2: Like you, I'm not going to give you my phone
Speaker 2: because I just told you I'm cheating on you. You're
Speaker 2: not allowed to see my phone. I'm a cheater. I'm
Speaker 2: a cheating bastard. I'm cheating on you. I don't care
Speaker 2: you're not seeing my phone. Get my phone and.
Speaker 1: We're gonna like clip that because I really don't.
Speaker 2: I'm not giving it to you, So give me your
Speaker 2: fucking phone. No, let's move on. How about that, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, you are cheating on Oh yeah, look I'm
Speaker 2: cheating on you.
Speaker 3: We did that in public the other day, and like
Speaker 3: we do that kind of shit as if anybody gives
Speaker 3: a fuck, Like there's.
Speaker 2: People give a fuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people definitely like two seconds.
Speaker 3: They're like wait, But we were doing that the other
Speaker 3: day and Drew was like acting like he was cheating
Speaker 3: on me with my sister, and I was like, that's
Speaker 3: not funny. Give me your phone, and then like I
Speaker 3: like got angry and walked away, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go use the bathroom, and like as I
Speaker 3: was walking away, he was like, I literally told you.
Speaker 1: I was cheating on you.
Speaker 2: Why are you being such a bit? You're like, like,
Speaker 2: what's the problem.
Speaker 3: But it is crazy that you've never been into an
Speaker 3: altercation in a relationship. And that's kind of why I
Speaker 3: was getting to.
Speaker 1: Because like if you have been in a relationship, it's
Speaker 1: so funny, how intense and like like.
Speaker 3: Just it's just so crazy the arguments you will get
Speaker 3: into and the conversations you have to have being in
Speaker 3: a relationship, and then you just like move on, like
Speaker 3: you have like an intense argument or relationship where you
Speaker 3: cry or whatever, and then it's like, well.
Speaker 2: We're not going to break up over this, what's the
Speaker 2: point all?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like okay, keep it pushes.
Speaker 2: See That's my thing, is why I would only want
Speaker 2: to see my partner once a week, because like there's
Speaker 2: no room to fight at all.
Speaker 3: If I think seeing your partner only once a week
Speaker 3: would open up the Florida fighting.
Speaker 2: Not for me. I'm so laid back and chill, like
Speaker 2: I let so much shit side where I'm just like
Speaker 2: I could be angry about this, but like bringing this
Speaker 2: up in conversation isn't going to change anything because people
Speaker 2: don't change. Oh my god, people don't change.
Speaker 3: It's the fact, well, Drew, they do, and your relationship,
Speaker 3: you will see your partner grow and change and morph
Speaker 3: into many different people youre was like.
Speaker 1: Literally the first argument I get into, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: break up with them, Like I'm not hearing that.
Speaker 2: You're like okay, like we're fighting, Like I'm done, Like
Speaker 2: I'm not putting up with this shit, Like don't do
Speaker 2: this to me. I literally care. I was so chill,
Speaker 2: we were so chill. Why did you have to fight
Speaker 2: with me?
Speaker 3: I'm so excited for Drew's first relationship, so I can
Speaker 3: at the moment where like damn, damn, my friend is
Speaker 3: my friend is the crazy one?
Speaker 2: Is crazy? No, I'm lit like that's the thing about
Speaker 2: me at the end.
Speaker 3: Of the literally me, I'm like, I let so much
Speaker 3: shit slide and then I'm a marror like.
Speaker 1: This, what what's going on here?
Speaker 2: What is it? What's going on? What's going on? It's
Speaker 2: like that one. It's like a TikTok tick, like what's
Speaker 2: going on?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I know crazy, I.
Speaker 2: Know that House of Commons. I hate that one. Is
Speaker 2: that a TikTok? I mean a Harry Potter reference? Because
Speaker 2: I cannot okay, wait, so I'll just I'll bring it up.
Speaker 2: So the craziest thing ever, actually, I think Elon buying
Speaker 2: Twitter is the greatest thing to happen to the Internet ever.
Speaker 2: Just wait. I know it sounds crazy because he's killing it.
Speaker 2: And the reason why that's great is because Tumblr will
Speaker 2: rise again. And the craziest thing about Tumblr recently is
Speaker 2: they announced that they're allowing nudity back on, which is
Speaker 2: literally like so like it just fucking lit down, like
Speaker 2: that ship is that was like I think the genesis
Speaker 2: of who I am as a person was like Tumblr
Speaker 2: porn and I'm sorry that's like gross and like whatever, like,
Speaker 2: but it's real, like.
Speaker 3: Like it was the genesis of you realizing that you
Speaker 3: were straight and you didn't.
Speaker 2: Have exact exactly exactly exactly exactly that's seriously like one
Speaker 2: hundred percent. But yesterday I started bringing this up to
Speaker 2: India and she was like, no, just save that for
Speaker 2: the podcast, because like this is like me airing my
Speaker 2: shit out in a crazy way and it is like
Speaker 2: really embarrassing. So I had like three Tumblr blocks. I
Speaker 2: literally do not remember what they are at all. I
Speaker 2: had like a goofy ass one I never posted shit, Yeah,
Speaker 2: a goofy goofy silly one. I had like an esthetic one,
Speaker 2: which is probably so embarrassing to look back on, like
Speaker 2: what I thought was cool in that time. And then
Speaker 2: I had a private one for the p word orne.
Speaker 1: Which is insane.
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, like I was just liking things like
Speaker 3: and having my likes hidden.
Speaker 2: See, No I didn't. That's the thing is I had
Speaker 2: on my main blog. People knew what that one was,
Speaker 2: and I had my likes open on that because I
Speaker 2: would reblog shit and I would like shit, and I
Speaker 2: like to categorize, like, oh, this one can live on
Speaker 2: the feed. This one has to like be hidden, you
Speaker 2: have to find it. And one day I guess I
Speaker 2: forgot to switch accounts and I never liked like p
Speaker 2: word posts, and for some reason I liked this one.
Speaker 2: And I guess it's because I like, actually I know
Speaker 2: why I liked it because no, no, because like I
Speaker 2: had found it like years before, and then I lost
Speaker 2: it and I found years later, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I am not going through all that trouble to find
Speaker 2: this video again. So I was going to like it
Speaker 2: and I was on my main account, and then like
Speaker 2: a week goes by and like I had some like
Speaker 2: really big like I call them friends now because they
Speaker 2: literally like I like text them like weekly, but like
Speaker 2: one of them texted me and was like yo, like
Speaker 2: no no, no, no, no no. This is how it went down.
Speaker 2: So someone text me and like was like, oh, your
Speaker 2: likes are public on Tumblr by the way, like and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, really that's interesting, and then I
Speaker 2: was like yeah, I know, like what like that's not
Speaker 2: that big of a deal. And then I was on
Speaker 2: you Now live stream and someone commented like Drew, like
Speaker 2: your likes are public on Tumblr, and I was like,
Speaker 2: why is everyone saying that, Like that's the second time
Speaker 2: I got in that, like yes, my like's are public,
Speaker 2: and then yes, and then I immediately no, I'm like
Speaker 2: not kidding, Like it popped in my head what I
Speaker 2: had done, and I immediately like logged off of you
Speaker 2: now and went through and like unliked that shit so fast,
Speaker 2: and I was so fucking embarrassed because like I was
Speaker 2: like at that point, I was straight yeah, and yeah
Speaker 2: it was just straight porn and it was just weird.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it was really really dark. It was a
Speaker 2: really dark moment. I was like, oh my god, I'm over,
Speaker 2: like everything is done, Like this is fucked up.
Speaker 3: Well I think I used to literally like reblog, but
Speaker 3: it was like soft core shit like it.
Speaker 1: Was because I'm so big. That was but that was
Speaker 1: so big on Tumblr, like that like soft.
Speaker 2: Like sorry, I'm so sore from like working out and
Speaker 2: getting like big.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what happens when you work out for the first.
Speaker 2: Time in like months. Oh no, not me, not me,
Speaker 2: but yeah.
Speaker 1: That was just such a big thing.
Speaker 3: I remember when they announced that they were taking the
Speaker 3: P word off we're me saying the P word now,
Speaker 3: like this video isn't demonetize like from the beginning.
Speaker 1: But I remember when they took that off. I was like,
Speaker 1: it's done. It's a wrap.
Speaker 3: It was like Vine and Tumblr like everything else.
Speaker 2: Like it's done.
Speaker 3: It's done, Like my life is over. And guess what,
Speaker 3: you may be shocked that your life continues.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because life keeps going, like it really does. Like
Speaker 2: that's the craziest thing about life is that it just
Speaker 2: keeps going.
Speaker 1: And it will come back with P word.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes he has. Well God has smile
Speaker 2: on me.
Speaker 3: Well since he has, since we're just only we're talking
Speaker 3: about the P word. I just have to say this
Speaker 3: because like when I was told this, I literally died laughing.
Speaker 1: And I actually don't think it's that funny.
Speaker 3: But I was inquiring about the S word and I
Speaker 3: was like asking questions about me in the S word,
Speaker 3: and I was told I give.
Speaker 1: Head like I'm on a mission.
Speaker 3: Like like I was like, oh, do you feel like
Speaker 3: I'm a really like loving partner and then they were
Speaker 3: like yeah, but like you definitely like you definitely, Like
Speaker 3: it was like.
Speaker 1: This isn't a complaint that it was like a compliment,
Speaker 1: like but it's like fix you.
Speaker 3: Like it's like you're definitely not doing certain things for
Speaker 3: the other person, like you're like on a mission to
Speaker 3: get it's.
Speaker 2: For you and you only.
Speaker 3: It's like it's crazy being told I on a mission.
Speaker 2: Well I'm coming back with that gold medal. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: I always do that's the goal. For some reason, my
Speaker 2: mood has completely shifted in a bad.
Speaker 1: Way right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been so unstable, like not after.
Speaker 1: That, just just after you hear about me like.
Speaker 2: Doing s and it's not to me. It's like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck is fucking problem? You w word censoring or
Speaker 2: some you w s oh oh interesting. I thought it
Speaker 2: was horse sex. But my mood has been so unstable recently.
Speaker 2: It's like, how the fuck was I in Japan? And
Speaker 2: I was still slipping into a depression like that is
Speaker 2: it's actually crazy. And I was like exercising every day.
Speaker 2: We also did the math on the twenty k step
Speaker 2: days we were having. We were walking ten miles a day,
Speaker 2: like four or fourteen days straight, Like, actually, I want
Speaker 2: to see how many miles we walked in Japan because
Speaker 2: that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Because I I was like, oh, I felt really good.
Speaker 3: In Japan from walking that much, like it feels good
Speaker 3: that I was able to do that. And I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna like start going to the gym because
Speaker 3: you don't walk in LA And I was like, I'm
Speaker 3: just gonna go to the gym and like keep walking.
Speaker 2: Like i'd say we walked seven miles a day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to like reference it, yeah, And I looked it
Speaker 3: up and saw that, like we were walking an average
Speaker 3: of like seven to ten miles a day. And I
Speaker 3: was like, bitch, in what world am I going to
Speaker 3: be in the gym long enough to even fucking do that?
Speaker 3: Which I was yesterday by accident because I went to
Speaker 3: early for a class. So I was just fucking picking
Speaker 3: my ass and the damn gym like I didn't have
Speaker 3: anywhere else to go.
Speaker 2: I was like dying, and I was like I need
Speaker 2: to go food, like I cannot work out, Like I
Speaker 2: can't like work out on this stomach, Like if I
Speaker 2: don't eat now, I will collapse and die and turn
Speaker 2: it into powder. Like I need to eat. So I
Speaker 2: went and got food. Why the fuck am I saying
Speaker 2: this right now.
Speaker 3: Because you're just letting them know what you were up to.
Speaker 3: But you're talking about food reminded me that I was
Speaker 3: watching Devin's flog and something else that greened me out.
Speaker 1: I wasn't high, but like it genuinely freaked me out
Speaker 1: for some reason.
Speaker 3: Because I also think, like since we got back from Japan,
Speaker 3: because I was so overstimulated visually, I keep having moments.
Speaker 3: But this also might be like what like being a
Speaker 3: glasses wearer is like you don't have this anymore, but
Speaker 3: since you got lasik, But did you ever feel when
Speaker 3: you had glasses?
Speaker 1: Like sometimes things would be so clear, like do you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3: Like you know when you had glasses and like without
Speaker 3: you realizing it, just from your day to day activities,
Speaker 3: they kind of oiled up and fogged up, and then
Speaker 3: when you cleaned them, you were like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I'm seeing so clearly right now.
Speaker 1: That I feel like i'm seeing HD.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been having that a lot since we got
Speaker 3: back from Japan, and like it's pushing me into like
Speaker 3: a dissociative like mood because I'll just be like walking
Speaker 3: around and then I'll like look at something like when
Speaker 3: we were at Jonathan's concert, I was looking at my
Speaker 3: shoe and I was like dude, like it is like
Speaker 3: so HD and like real and like there's like like
Speaker 3: renders that look this real. And I was freaking the
Speaker 3: fuck out and like I've been having that. But one
Speaker 3: of those moments that translated into like watching like TV
Speaker 3: was Our Food was I was watching the vlog and
Speaker 3: like she they were like in the hotel and there
Speaker 3: was a bowl of fruit and Devin was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I ate some of those for breakfast, and then Sidney
Speaker 3: was like you just like picked this up and ate it,
Speaker 3: and like even their interaction on it really freaked me
Speaker 3: out because like I agreed, I was like, whoa you
Speaker 3: like you really can't just see fruit pick it up
Speaker 3: and eat it. And then like she like picked it
Speaker 3: up and like bit into this plum and it freaked
Speaker 3: me out. For some reason, I'm basically talking about how
Speaker 3: I think I'm actually going fucking crazy because like why,
Speaker 3: like why is the the concept that like you can
Speaker 3: just like like fruits and vegetable are ready to eat
Speaker 3: like that, Like why is that freaking me out?
Speaker 1: Recently?
Speaker 3: Like what like the fact that you can pick up
Speaker 3: an apple and just fucking bite into it and like
Speaker 3: there's no preparation needed to go into that like and
Speaker 3: it's like you have to go buy it, open and
Speaker 3: reach it like that.
Speaker 1: You literally like there's no packaging on it.
Speaker 3: You literally just bite it like it was made with
Speaker 3: like a god given like package to be eaten.
Speaker 2: To protect it. And then you can also eat the packaging. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's interesting. And then at the Whole Foods you see
Speaker 2: them cutting up apples and then putting it into putting
Speaker 2: it into plastic, which is insane. Same with oranges. They'll
Speaker 2: peel the orange for you and then put the slices
Speaker 2: of oranges in a plastic.
Speaker 3: Bag, which is crazy because the best part about eating
Speaker 3: an orange is like playing with the.
Speaker 2: People exactly and then spraying it and like, honestly, this
Speaker 2: is something crazy I do. But I get an orange
Speaker 2: peel and after I eat it, I rub it on
Speaker 2: my neck so I can smell.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. I like peeling it and then it gets
Speaker 1: stuck under my nails and I'm like straight a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, because I.
Speaker 1: Buy my nails. It's like citric. But yeah, that was
Speaker 1: That's just where I've been the past week and a half.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Like I parked and I looked at I parked and
Speaker 3: I looked out my window and it freaked me out
Speaker 3: because I was like, dude, like it is crazy how
Speaker 3: real everything looks right now.
Speaker 1: And I was like that is so it's just.
Speaker 2: You, like your brain finally setting you're making those connections
Speaker 2: because we're forming our final stage brains.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Or I'm just like literally going, you're losing it.
Speaker 1: I think I'm just kind of losing it. But that's okay.
Speaker 3: That's why I'm like in a position where I'm like
Speaker 3: I just need to get so high that I'm like scared,
Speaker 3: and then I'm like back to being like caveman brain.
Speaker 1: I'm black and nothing matters. I don't care.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or you just don't think about everything. But if
Speaker 2: you think about everything, everywhere, everything becomes magical and and everything.
Speaker 2: The further you stray, oh my religious heart is like
Speaker 2: coming really really soon, because the further you stray from
Speaker 2: God and the closer you get to science, the more
Speaker 2: you realize that or the deep for into science you get,
Speaker 2: the more you realize that everything is unexplainable and you
Speaker 2: can't explain it truly, so that.
Speaker 1: It's something that freaks me out.
Speaker 3: Like I am a believer in science, but what freaks
Speaker 3: me out is you literally like there is no.
Speaker 1: Like certain like conclusions with like.
Speaker 2: A lot of science theory.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's like really what scares me. But that's
Speaker 3: also why it is, like this is me making excuses.
Speaker 1: In high school.
Speaker 3: But I was like, yeah, I don't fuck with science
Speaker 3: because like I just like believe in like keeping things like.
Speaker 2: Unknown, which is making me supporter, just.
Speaker 3: Me being like I don't want to read I simply
Speaker 3: don't want to read that book, Like I'm not going
Speaker 3: to read that book. But yeah, I think I think
Speaker 3: I've always been kind of religious, like I've always kept
Speaker 3: it on like an agnostic tipe of like I'm like,
Speaker 3: there definitely is something out there, but I always like
Speaker 3: reference God. But I am back to watching Midnight Gospel
Speaker 3: because since I've been in like a disassociative like I
Speaker 3: don't know what's real, I'm like, Okay, I need to
Speaker 3: call my therapist, which I probably won't do because.
Speaker 2: It's just like a lot I'm like therapy, there's just.
Speaker 1: There's just too much to catch up on right now.
Speaker 2: And I'm like there's too much such and there's nothing
Speaker 2: to catch up. One of the reasons why I can't
Speaker 2: go to therapy now is because like I'm too far gone,
Speaker 2: Like there's too much shit going on in my life
Speaker 2: for me to have to explain to them my entire
Speaker 2: life and then opening that back up is just like
Speaker 2: too much.
Speaker 3: But you know what's nice about it is like you
Speaker 3: kind of realize that those things, not that those things
Speaker 3: don't matter. But once you get into therapy session, that's
Speaker 3: when like the things that are actually bothering you become
Speaker 3: like very clear. Because I feel like in a day
Speaker 3: to day you may like pinpoint certain feelings to these
Speaker 3: like super huge things that or that feel really big
Speaker 3: to you. But then once you sit in that room
Speaker 3: and you start talking, it's like, oh that other thing
Speaker 3: wasn't even like in my mind it was. It was
Speaker 3: this like really simple face that I just like needed.
Speaker 3: So like I am just making excuse. Really, I'm just
Speaker 3: fucking lazy. Like I'm literally just in my lazy, fucking
Speaker 3: loser arc where I want to like sit down, be
Speaker 3: on iPad, read book for five minutes, get back on iPad,
Speaker 3: get on TV, get on Fortnite, get high, go to sleep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is like the ultimate vibe. How can you
Speaker 2: be depressed when you have Zaza and an iPhone, Like
Speaker 2: I really don't.
Speaker 3: Get it, like literally, like it's it's a cure I
Speaker 3: phone Like Apple, Wait, Apple cured depression.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Apple brought us depression to our face.
Speaker 2: But what were you saying?
Speaker 1: I don't remember it was it was there?
Speaker 2: Oh, say one thing you remember from what you were saying,
Speaker 2: and I will remember.
Speaker 3: Oh, I was just talking about going to therapy and
Speaker 3: like how previous, ma'am.
Speaker 2: You're asking a lot of me right now, remember three minutes.
Speaker 3: Oh. But something I did just think about is I.
Speaker 2: I want it. I want that conversation to be finished
Speaker 2: so bad because we never finished anything, and we were
Speaker 2: so close to finishing it. Really think your hardest, like
Speaker 2: to what you were thinking about, hold on, I really
Speaker 2: need this for me, Like I really needed that we
Speaker 2: were talking about. Oh, like nothing is feeling real for you,
Speaker 2: so you.
Speaker 3: Oh, and I'm saying what I need to do is
Speaker 3: like I've been watching Midnight Gospel because when I was
Speaker 3: feeling like this, it like grounded me. And like I've
Speaker 3: been I listened to like a lot of like Duncan
Speaker 3: Trossel because he has really good like psychologists. Yeah, because
Speaker 3: he has a lot of good like psychologists and like
Speaker 3: religious figures and just like just all these people who
Speaker 3: have like really good insight and wisdom, who have like
Speaker 3: really studied like the idea of like the.
Speaker 2: Self and self awareness.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's not.
Speaker 3: Like this like really like like outward. It's not like
Speaker 3: a challenge of like, oh, how to make sure you're
Speaker 3: perceived this way as much as it is like how
Speaker 3: can you find the things in life that make you
Speaker 3: feel comfortable, make you feel whole, make you feel.
Speaker 1: Grounded, et cetera.
Speaker 3: But I've been I was like watching that while I
Speaker 3: was walking on the in the gym, like I was
Speaker 3: like watching a few episodes. I was like, dude, this
Speaker 3: is such a good fucking show and like I'm in
Speaker 3: love with Duncan Trustle?
Speaker 2: And then like, oh, duncan Trustle as bad as fuck.
Speaker 3: I know, I need like an edit, like you know,
Speaker 3: the what's it called, like the like the like the really.
Speaker 2: Cap cut like fast.
Speaker 1: It's like someone needs to make one of like duncan Trustle?
Speaker 2: Please make that it make that dream come true? Please?
Speaker 3: You saying it like tapping your chim But yeah, I
Speaker 3: was saying what I need to do is go to therapy.
Speaker 3: But I probably won't do that for like another two
Speaker 3: weeks because also I'm just busy with.
Speaker 1: Holidays, so that's out of the question.
Speaker 3: But I need to stop referencing being flashbanged and casual
Speaker 3: conversations with strangers as if that makes sense.
Speaker 2: People don't get it because there's so much shit that
Speaker 2: I say to my trainer, who, if you're watching this,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, like, but you have Like there are people
Speaker 2: who literally have no sense of humor and don't understand
Speaker 2: anything I'm ever saying because ninety eight percent end of
Speaker 2: the time, whatever's coming out of my mouth is not
Speaker 2: real and it's not what I mean. It is a complete, utter,
Speaker 2: one thousand percent joke. Now, there is a lot of
Speaker 2: the time when I'm trying to be real and then
Speaker 2: it just comes out as a joke, and then I
Speaker 2: can say like, oh, I was just joking, like and
Speaker 2: then I can't be embarrassed by it. But he has
Speaker 2: never laughed once at anything I have ever said, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, Like, I'm like, I'm like saying some
Speaker 2: like really really funny shit. But it did tell him
Speaker 2: that I was an eco terrorist, and he was like, oh.
Speaker 1: H, don't do that.
Speaker 3: But yeah, when I was like at that meeting, I
Speaker 3: like was talking about something and I was like, doesn't
Speaker 3: it feel like you're getting like fucking flashbangs like in
Speaker 3: your head, just like like a dead silent And I was.
Speaker 2: Like, damn, but like they know what we're right, you
Speaker 2: know what.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's like a buzzing in your ear.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I have to stop referencing that as if
Speaker 3: people understand what the fuck that means. It's like that
Speaker 3: is like such an odd thing to also like a
Speaker 3: weird thing to reference.
Speaker 2: But I feel like I've always been like a little
Speaker 2: bit spiritual, a little bit agnostic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I used to.
Speaker 2: I used to like I like grew up in the
Speaker 2: church like crazy, not like crazy, but I like grew
Speaker 2: up in the church. And then like when my parents
Speaker 2: stopped going to the church, I still went and I
Speaker 2: would go every Sunday and every Wednesday when I was
Speaker 2: like a teenager to get confirmed. And I was doing
Speaker 2: that on my own volition. And then one day the
Speaker 2: pastor said something like really really fucking homophobic, and it
Speaker 2: scared the shit out of me, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I can't come back here. And Madeline was also like that.
Speaker 2: She was like I can't come back here, and since
Speaker 2: I am so such a good straight ally, like, it
Speaker 2: was just like really hard for me to see him
Speaker 2: say that to my heterosexual or homosexual friends.
Speaker 1: Literally me and tenth grade.
Speaker 2: Yeah, literally and then I but we still got confirmed
Speaker 2: in the church. But literally, like the day I heard
Speaker 2: the pastors say that, shit, something clicked in my brain
Speaker 2: where I was like, oh, like this is crazy, like
Speaker 2: organized religion is insane and like not like I mean
Speaker 2: my based on my experience, it was like crazy for me,
Speaker 2: and it felt really insane. And so I've just taken
Speaker 2: like this like faithful approach where I'm like I don't
Speaker 2: claim any like a religion or like yeah, I just
Speaker 2: kind of like make up my own God. And it's
Speaker 2: like been actually really nice and helpful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy to think that this generation is like
Speaker 3: really full of the idea of like actually taking a
Speaker 3: step back and like looking at religion and like the
Speaker 3: harm it's not. I mean, like, oh, there's some things
Speaker 3: I like about this, but a lot of.
Speaker 2: It is correct a little crazy, but.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm tapping back in to midnight Gospel and like
Speaker 3: just listening to.
Speaker 2: A cart toole old people read some cart toll books.
Speaker 2: I think that's how you say his name. I don't
Speaker 2: know Alan Watts, Alan wattson at cart hole. I think
Speaker 2: I gotta find that out. But those are like really
Speaker 2: really great, like kind of like morality, Like it's like
Speaker 2: Eastern philosophy but like translated, especially like Alan Watts is
Speaker 2: like Eastern philosophy and ideals translated really well for our
Speaker 2: Western brains to understand. And it's just really cool. But
Speaker 2: a kurttole is just crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you want to end it off with our fall debate?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Last night on the couch?
Speaker 1: Did you do your research?
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't because I saw how angry you got.
Speaker 2: You were like, no, just take it.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I wasn't angry, but I was like, dude, no, you
Speaker 1: have to save it because like what if?
Speaker 2: Like what if?
Speaker 1: So I'll let it start by like you telling me
Speaker 1: what you told me?
Speaker 2: Okay, literally randomly. It was one of my uber facts moments.
Speaker 2: I will admit it. Like I was just like, I
Speaker 2: just it popped in my brain and I just said it.
Speaker 2: But I was like the reason why the rest of
Speaker 2: the world calls fall autumn and we call it fall
Speaker 2: is because the leaves in America fall, and I said.
Speaker 1: That can't be true. That just like can't be true
Speaker 1: because I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, well, no, the leaves are literally falling.
Speaker 5: No, I know the leaves fall here, but my theory
Speaker 5: is that, like someone was just like, all the leaves
Speaker 5: are falling, it's fall time whatever, Like I assume, like
Speaker 5: that's how it became a thing here.
Speaker 2: But leaves fall in Japan. The leaves were like I
Speaker 2: never said they didn't fall.
Speaker 1: You did you?
Speaker 2: You were saying that, oh, you bitch, fucking god.
Speaker 1: Like I first, I was.
Speaker 2: Like, dude, and I was like, let me not alter
Speaker 2: the reality. And leaves don't fall anywhere else.
Speaker 3: We were literally just in a different country where they did.
Speaker 2: They caught me slipping, and I just I was in
Speaker 2: too deep and I tried to just get a fast
Speaker 2: one by you, and I knew that wasn't true because
Speaker 2: I literally had the same thought. I was like, the
Speaker 2: leaves were on the ground in Japan, Like what am
Speaker 2: I talking about?
Speaker 1: Have way too many pictures of them on the ground.
Speaker 2: Because I had to end because I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: so fucking stupid and and I just can't I cannot
Speaker 2: handle the humiliation.
Speaker 1: And he got mad at me last night.
Speaker 2: Year I didn't get madre. I was like, I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna. I was like, I'm gonna look this up
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 3: And then but I was like, don't look it up,
Speaker 3: because like I knew that it wasn't true, because he
Speaker 3: was about to look up if leaves fall in different country.
Speaker 2: No, I was looking up why it's called Okay, so
Speaker 2: why is it called fall?
Speaker 1: He's such a bitch.
Speaker 2: My child fucking sucks. Okay. The reason why Americans were
Speaker 2: to autumn as fall?
Speaker 1: What's your source?
Speaker 2: Mental loss? Fall isn't a modern nickname that fall in
Speaker 2: more traditional autumn. The two terms actually first recorded within
Speaker 2: a few hundred years of each other. The fifteen hundred's
Speaker 2: English speakers began referring to seasons separating the cold and
Speaker 2: the warm months as either the fall of the leaf
Speaker 2: or spring of the leaf, or fall or in spring
Speaker 2: for short. Well, it could also be called fall because
Speaker 2: the temperatures are falling. But that's like another that's like
Speaker 2: only pertains to America.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it literally is just like people were like, oh,
Speaker 1: the leaves are falling, its fall?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, exactly. Autonomous had overtaken fall as the standard
Speaker 2: British term for the third.
Speaker 3: I wonder if, like, what's the translation to Spanish, because
Speaker 3: it can't be like fall, like falling over.
Speaker 1: Oh, it is a different.
Speaker 2: Look up autumn. I don't like the way she is
Speaker 2: that autumn. No, that's fall at the bottom. I'm curious
Speaker 2: if it's the same thing, me not knowing how to
Speaker 2: spell autumn.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's the same thing. So it's like in Spanish,
Speaker 3: it's like interchangeable.
Speaker 2: The air gets Chris, the leaves start to turn, and
Speaker 2: we break out our cozy sweaters. Are of course talking
Speaker 2: about the season of pumpkin, spice and everything nice. It's
Speaker 2: by two names, fall and an, although both refer to
Speaker 2: the same season. Americans call it fall. Why is that
Speaker 2: there's some confusing because Americans are fucking stupid and we
Speaker 2: just make up whatever you want. We literally just say
Speaker 2: ship and say it's fact. And then we're like, either
Speaker 2: you learn how to do this or you fall behind,
Speaker 2: and then that's what.
Speaker 1: Happens, and that's how the term fall came to.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow, nice little history.
Speaker 3: Lesson To close up the episode, thank you for attempting
Speaker 3: to gaslight me. You're welcome, and you should say that's
Speaker 3: what I's gonna say it teaches me to stay ground
Speaker 3: and like and confident in my work.
Speaker 2: Keeping you on your toes, like you should be able
Speaker 2: to like be able to figure out when people are
Speaker 2: gas lighting you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's on me for sure.
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh is that happening. It's happening right now,
Speaker 2: liah as you're recording. I want to do it mine.
Speaker 1: Is it happening?
Speaker 2: Oh you must not be you know what.
Speaker 3: I got a notification for it the other like two
Speaker 3: weeks ago, and I literally knocked it off so fast.
Speaker 3: So I wonder if it's not giving it to me
Speaker 3: because of how fast I was, Like, get that fuck
Speaker 3: out of my face.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's listen to my rap rapped right now. Remember
Speaker 2: your top genres from last Oh wait, this is from
Speaker 2: twenty twenty one. Oh never mind, that's so fucking lame.
Speaker 2: I was so excited. Damn, damn, damn.
Speaker 3: Spotify Wrapped is basically a tool that gives us to
Speaker 3: see the full information about our most loved artists.
Speaker 2: Bands and saw, what the hell is that the playlist
Speaker 2: we've enjoyed?
Speaker 1: I looked up Rapped and it's like when Spotify wrapped
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two, come out questions.
Speaker 2: Well, this is my favorite song right now?
Speaker 1: What is this.
Speaker 2: Fart on my penis?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what I think they're gearing us up to give
Speaker 2: us the Spotify wrapped. I think it's just showing us,
Speaker 2: like the playlist. Yeah, it's happening.
Speaker 1: I want it to happen now.
Speaker 2: I know, because how would that have been to be
Speaker 2: able to go through it?
Speaker 1: But I guess we have that for New Year. Both
Speaker 1: those different.
Speaker 2: That's media. Quite honestly, I have not been listening to
Speaker 2: music that much lately, Like I haven't like been finding anything,
Speaker 2: but I will go get something. A couple things that
Speaker 2: I bought that I'll show to you guys that will
Speaker 2: be in my media, even though it's physical media. It
Speaker 2: doesn't fuck it matter.
Speaker 1: I'll just say my media.
Speaker 3: Because I also bought some CDs, but that's kind of mainly.
Speaker 3: What I've been listening to is Black Metal Too by
Speaker 3: Dean Blunt, Loveless by my Bloody Valentine, Like I've been
Speaker 3: listening to that on CD because I just got that.
Speaker 3: I've been listening to Love Deluxe by shaw Day because
Speaker 3: that's a CD I've already had. But those are just
Speaker 3: like the CDs i've been listening to and then Slow Dive.
Speaker 1: I can't remember which.
Speaker 2: Album it was.
Speaker 3: He's like, I'm my boyfriend because I don't know the
Speaker 3: title of Just for a Day that album. So those
Speaker 3: I've been like mainly listening to albums and not so
Speaker 3: much like songs right now. But there was something I
Speaker 3: was listening to this morning. Oh, and I'm back to
Speaker 3: looping love Never Felt So Good by Michael Jackson, because
Speaker 3: it just, ironically enough makes me feel so good. And
Speaker 3: I've been reading.
Speaker 1: I'm Glad my Mom died.
Speaker 2: Oh, I Spotify tricked me again. They always fucking tricked me.
Speaker 2: But they're like, find your new favorite book, and it
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I can listen to audio books on Spotify. Now,
Speaker 2: that's actually fucking lit. But then you have to buy
Speaker 2: the books and then you can download them to fucking
Speaker 2: Spotify or some shit. Because I was gonna start listening
Speaker 2: to that yesterday. But okay, I got a couple things
Speaker 2: for y'all. But I got the book We need to
Speaker 2: talk about Kevin, which, like you probably have seen the movie,
Speaker 2: but apparently the book is better than the movie and
Speaker 2: it reads like a movie or some shit. I don't
Speaker 2: fucking know, but I got it because I was like,
Speaker 2: this movie was fucking lit, and we need to talk
Speaker 2: about we need to talk about Kevin Moore because it's
Speaker 2: a masterpiece. And then I got don't ask me how
Speaker 2: to say that, Lapvonia by Otessa, don't ask me how
Speaker 2: to say that. But she he's the girl like she
Speaker 2: ate down with my year of rest and relaxation. And
Speaker 2: one of Josh's buddies was like, this is her new book.
Speaker 2: Her new book is also really fucking could go get it,
Speaker 2: and I was pissed because I like soft cover books
Speaker 2: and they only have the hardcover, which is like the most.
Speaker 1: Random thing ever. I'm like, the complete opposit. Do you
Speaker 1: like it because you could like bend it?
Speaker 2: Why? Yea, yeah exactly. But where were we gonna say?
Speaker 3: As I say, I still haven't finished my Year of
Speaker 3: rest and Relaxation, and it literally is because it made
Speaker 3: me feel crazy because I was like, this was me
Speaker 3: not that long ago, and I need to close this
Speaker 3: like because it will literally like that felt so good.
Speaker 1: That's also what I'm trying to avoid again.
Speaker 2: But so I have a few CDs for you guys.
Speaker 2: We got Lemon Jelly, which I don't know anything about
Speaker 2: this album or these musicians at all. I just found
Speaker 2: them on Spotify one day because their cover looked really cool,
Speaker 2: and I've just been listening to them ever since, like
Speaker 2: a couple of years. And I just saw this in
Speaker 2: the store and I was like, oh, I need that.
Speaker 2: Then I got The Money Store by Death Grips, classic
Speaker 2: classic Death Grips album, Get Get, Get, Get, Got, Got,
Speaker 2: Got Got Blood rest of my head. They hot Bucks,
Speaker 2: And then I got Donuts by Jay Dilla.
Speaker 1: Yeah, classic classic.
Speaker 2: Really, if you haven't already actually know what, I'm not
Speaker 2: even gonna give that to you, don't listen if you haven't,
Speaker 2: because you're not good enough. And then Miss Lana del I.
Speaker 1: Got Ultra Violence. But I really wanted Norman fucking rock
Speaker 1: Well on CD.
Speaker 2: That's a really good album. But come on, ma pussy
Speaker 2: taste like PEPSI co also ya yo on there.
Speaker 1: Yeah crazy yo.
Speaker 2: But thank you for this episode. Peace, love, unity and respect.
Speaker 2: Do you need me to massage it? Do you need
Speaker 2: me to get it for you? Because I can. I
Speaker 2: can really do something. Motherfucker, your boob hurts. I can
Speaker 2: just touch it. Just let me touch it. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna do anything. Let me play with it. Or whatever,
Speaker 2: like I can massage it and make it right. Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm the fucking weird it's always the guy that's the weirdo,
Speaker 2: and and you are the freaks, Like it's always the guy.
Speaker 1: It's actually my nerve endings popping because my boobs are
Speaker 1: so big.
Speaker 2: Your nerve innings are exploding right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just couldn't sustain a lot of pain.
Speaker 2: Like I'm just wow so high.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, thank you guys so much for listening. See
Speaker 1: you next week. By next week I was gonna say, Oh,
Speaker 1: by next week, it won't be Thanksgiving anymore, so happy
Speaker 1: early Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: Why are you lying?
Speaker 3: I don't know when that is, but I know I
Speaker 3: will be eating good.
Speaker 2: Oh you better eat. You're eating no crumbs left behind?
Speaker 2: You're eating you know what I miss thinks you're eating
Speaker 2: like Thanksgiving? Bit you ate like McDonald Yeah, bitch, you
Speaker 2: ate like McDonald's. No bit, you ate like Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3: And that's a good one though, that's like a good like. Oh,
Speaker 3: you you ate like Thanksgiving like.
Speaker 2: You're eating not for white not from high family. I
Speaker 2: had this insane realization. I was on the phone with
Speaker 2: my mom and we were talking about like what they're
Speaker 2: doing for Thanksgiving, and she was like, man, you don't
Speaker 2: bother coming back. You're good, Like you'll be here for
Speaker 2: Christmas for a while. Sounds like my fucking family doesn't
Speaker 2: want me to come home because I was excited to
Speaker 2: see them, but she's like, now we'll probably won't do anything.
Speaker 2: Actually that was Madeline and she's sabotaging me. But anyways,
Speaker 2: I was on the phone with my mom and I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't think I'm coming back for Thanksgiving
Speaker 2: and she was like, don't worry. I don't want to
Speaker 2: fucking cook for anybody anyways, Like I don't think I'm
Speaker 2: gonna cook this year. And then I like started thinking
Speaker 2: about like our family meals and like what they used
Speaker 2: to look like, and all those like rancid photos that
Speaker 2: used to pop up on Twitter that like Savannah used
Speaker 2: to post.
Speaker 3: I was like, I really am sad that, Like I
Speaker 3: don't I guess I still follow her on ig and
Speaker 3: I think she kind of still post it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but damn I missed that pink plate. I know
Speaker 2: that pink I plate. Show me your pink plate. But
Speaker 2: I just had this insane realization where I was like,
Speaker 2: we're the white people with the nasty fucking Thanksgiving food,
Speaker 2: because like every year, I'm like, do you know what
Speaker 2: I'm excited to eat on Thanksgiving? Like this is really
Speaker 2: telling what I'm excited to eat for Thanksgiving. That I
Speaker 2: only eat at Thanksgiving are many corn dogs and they're frozen.
Speaker 2: Many corn dogs that my grandma gets from the fucking
Speaker 2: supermarket and heats up an hour before, and I get
Speaker 2: so excited to eat those.
Speaker 3: But that's nice that you still have something that you're
Speaker 3: excited to eat, because it's like, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, like you're not going out of your way to
Speaker 1: ever eat that.
Speaker 2: Such a cranberry sauce too.
Speaker 1: I've never had cranberry sauce.
Speaker 2: Actually, like the fucking gelatinous jelly. I mean, it's kind
Speaker 2: of like the d shit that we drink. But I
Speaker 2: can't do it. I literally it's so rancid and disgusting
Speaker 2: and it has like the ridges of the can behind
Speaker 2: it ribbed for my pleasure though, because when I shove
Speaker 2: it up my fucking ass, it feels scared.
Speaker 3: Well, my dad fucking eats my dad goes in on
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving and it is so much, so fucking yummy, and
Speaker 3: I'm always so excited.
Speaker 2: Because my come to Miami for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3: He would literally like, I'm not kidding, I ironically love that.
Speaker 3: Like my my family is the family that like love.
Speaker 3: My dad loves being a host and having people over
Speaker 3: and yeah, and I love.
Speaker 1: Going back and like eating all his food. And when
Speaker 1: I was vegetarian.
Speaker 2: Break from each other, I know we were.
Speaker 1: Saying that we were in my car.
Speaker 3: In the cars when it shows the most, I'm like, damn,
Speaker 3: we spend too much time together.
Speaker 2: What the fuck are we talking about? Are we cruising
Speaker 2: to the gym together right now? And talking about literally.
Speaker 1: We're cruising to the gym and being like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: is that new Toyota? Wowt there?
Speaker 2: Like oh that's my favorite tree, Like I love that tree. Okay,
Speaker 2: yeah whatever, Okay. Ending this episode, bye bye. We didn't
Speaker 2: get to finish that thought though, We'll save it for
Speaker 2: next week. Next week, next week, m mm hmm