WEBVTT - Falling for Another Guy with D’Arcy Carden 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:01.800 Okay, guys, here are my dates for the High and 0:00:01.840 --> 0:00:05.840 Mighty Tour. In August, you can find me in Red Bank, 0:00:05.920 --> 0:00:09.920 New Jersey, Montclair, New Jersey, and Calgary that's Canada. And 0:00:10.000 --> 0:00:13.039 September I will be in Santa Barbara, San Diego, New 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:22.440 York City, Philly and New Haven, Connecticut. October is Atlanta, Baltimore, Saginaw, Michigan, Pittsburgh, Toronto, Boise, 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:25.959 Idaho and Spokane. And then in November I'll be in 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:29.280 San Francisco. I'm coming to Salt Lake City, Austin, Houston, 0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:32.760 Dallas Babies, I'll be there. And then in December I 0:00:32.760 --> 0:00:36.279 am closing out my tour in Denver and Vancouver. So 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:39.320 get your tickets at Chelseahandler dot com for the High 0:00:39.400 --> 0:00:40.120 and Mighty Tour. 0:00:42.800 --> 0:00:45.040 Hi, Chelsea, are you in Croatia? 0:00:45.120 --> 0:00:45.559 Hi? 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:49.720 Hi, I don't know where I am. I'm getting bounced 0:00:49.720 --> 0:00:52.400 around Europe like a party favorite. That's what I feel like. 0:00:52.680 --> 0:00:55.000 Are you so you look freshley showered? Are you like 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:57.280 direct from the beach? Where have you been today? Because 0:00:57.320 --> 0:00:58.200 I know it's later for you. 0:00:58.440 --> 0:01:00.400 I was just at the beach. I was in the water. 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:02.800 I actually took a water slide or I was on 0:01:02.840 --> 0:01:06.559 a water slide. I don't think I took a water slide, yes, 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:08.920 And then I just came I came home, and I 0:01:08.920 --> 0:01:10.920 took a show show, and I'm getting ready for our 0:01:10.959 --> 0:01:11.679 group dinner. 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:12.200 I love it. 0:01:12.200 --> 0:01:13.960 That's like the best part of the day during a 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:16.480 education is like you're all warm and toasty from the sun. 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:18.399 You're getting all cleaned up to go out. I love 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:19.200 that part of the day. 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:22.720 And I'm reading the best book for our readers. I'm 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:26.040 reading The Calamity Club by Catherine Stockett, which is fucking 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:29.559 awesome and a page turner. So if people are looking 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:32.720 for a book and haven't read that, get that. You 0:01:32.720 --> 0:01:35.720 will like it. It's a plus for everybody. What's it about? 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:39.800 She wrote The Help and so she is like from 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:44.120 the South, and it's about a girl who is in 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:47.440 an orphanage and her mother abandons her, and like the 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:52.200 saga of what happens, and then this other family, this 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:55.600 other woman kind of ends up crossing paths with the 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:58.520 girl and the orphanage while she's volunteering at the orphanage, 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:02.200 and it blooms into this bigger, bigger saga. 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:03.120 I don't know. 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:05.640 There's a lot of twists and turns, and it's really compelling. 0:02:05.800 --> 0:02:08.120 I just I don't want to give anything away because 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:10.000 I'm only like three quarters of the way through, so 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:12.800 I don't know what plot points to give away. But 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:15.160 it's a great read, so I highly recommend. 0:02:15.840 --> 0:02:19.480 I'm reading The Strangers by Bellbird, and on your recommendation, 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:22.800 I believe right. Oh yeah, we're about the It's like 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:25.880 the memoir that's popping off right now and the husband leaves. 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:26.320 Yes. 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:29.079 Even though I haven't read that book, I listened to 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:31.400 her interview on Oprah, and I felt like I had 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:33.240 read the book just from that interview. So no, I 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:35.000 didn't read the book, but everyone's reading it. 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:39.840 Yeah, Yeah, it's great. Highly recommend. Well, our guest today 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:40.720 was very fun. 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:44.200 Yes, our guest today is an Emmy nominated actress, you know, 0:02:44.240 --> 0:02:46.240 from The Good Place, A League of their Own and 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:49.639 our newest project which is called Five Star Weekend. It's 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:53.320 out today on Hulu. Please welcome Darcy Carden. We have 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:57.040 Darcy here today. Darcy Carden is our guest today. I 0:02:57.160 --> 0:02:59.960 watched the first two episodes of your newest show, Oh yeah, 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:03.560 which is called Five Star Weekend with I watched two 0:03:03.600 --> 0:03:05.920 episodes last night, and then they only sent me Peacock 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:07.080 does this kind of shit. 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:07.960 All that damnit Peacock. 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:09.680 Whenever I have a guest on, you know, I get 0:03:09.680 --> 0:03:11.320 a special link and then I get to watch it, 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:12.920 and then I'm like, I go to watch the third 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:15.400 episode and they only gave me two episodes, so I 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:17.640 have to watch like regular people when it comes out. 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:19.959 What's the point of having a podcast if it's act 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:21.040 like a regular person? 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:24.040 Two episodes is like worse than zero. 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:27.160 No, but it's great. It's really good, and it made 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:29.800 me wonder. It made me think because so it's a 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:33.640 Jennifer Garner is a widow in this show. I'm not 0:03:33.639 --> 0:03:35.760 going to give anything away because I don't think I 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:38.640 have anything to give away. And all of you girls 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:42.040 come together. She brings five girlfriends or four girlfriend girlfriend 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:44.680 four girlfriends from every different phase of her. 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:47.600 Life childhood, her college best friend, or mom best friend, 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:48.560 and like her new best friend. 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:52.800 She's kind of like a Martha Store influencer type. Right. Yeah, So, 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:56.320 and you guys all kind of come together, and I 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:58.920 like this concept a lot. Ay, these are kind of 0:03:58.920 --> 0:04:01.000 the shows of the moment. Yeah, you go to a 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:07.760 like a beautiful location for had you been to Nantucket 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:10.200 now before we shot this? Okay, so Nantucket is a 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:14.120 very very specific slices slice of Americana. 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:16.960 I am very curious, though, do people really call it 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:17.360 the tuck? 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:19.560 I don't think. I don't think so. 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:22.160 I don't think. I don't think that was the first time. 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:24.520 This is just my character say it? Or do other 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:26.080 people say it? One other person? 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:28.560 Two of you say it? Yeah, I like the way 0:04:28.640 --> 0:04:32.839 my laundry smells. Well, I did your laundry, so you're welcome. 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:33.839 I have no problem. 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:36.320 I can continue doing it. I do it about once 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:37.800 a month, thank you. Yeah. 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:40.840 I think my character Brook, who's sort of like a 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:44.000 little like desperate and a little like uncool, she keeps 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:44.440 calling it. 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:47.640 The Is that how you play that as like desperate 0:04:47.680 --> 0:04:49.320 and uncool? That what you were thinking. 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:52.680 I think she's just like she's trying so hard. She's 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:55.400 really trying, like she she wants to fit in. She 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:58.560 loves Jen Garner's characters named Hollis, and she just sort 0:04:58.560 --> 0:05:00.800 of like worships her and wants to fit in and 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:03.679 cannot believe that she got the invite to this weekend. 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:06.840 Yeah, so excited that even though and you have your 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:09.880 own personal story that I'm sure will be uncovered as 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:13.839 the series. I can't imagine what might happen there. But 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:17.120 on the subject of going on girls trips with strange 0:05:17.160 --> 0:05:21.200 girls that you don't know, yo, let's discuss that. I 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:23.240 have a couple of friends that will not go on 0:05:23.320 --> 0:05:25.520 all girls' trips. They're like, I won't do that, it's 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:28.400 too much drama every single time, and I'm like, I don't. 0:05:28.600 --> 0:05:31.280 As a I'm a I think at this point, a 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:34.920 semi mature woman who can pretty much. I like like 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:38.120 the unknown. I like dipping into a situation where I 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:41.720 don't know anyone for a short period of time, but 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:43.760 I don't need to know anyone. I don't feel like 0:05:43.760 --> 0:05:45.520 I don't have any anxiety around that. 0:05:45.800 --> 0:05:46.040 Cool. 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:49.120 If someone annoys me, I just to avoid them, you know. 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:53.360 And I would never be a person that would get 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:55.520 involved in like drama, the drama. 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:56.440 I just wouldn't. 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:59.120 I would just I would removed myself from that situation. 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:01.920 I'm totally with you. And yeah, I think I think 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:03.960 that trips like that can really stir up a lot 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:07.680 of anxiety for people. But yeah, I think it is 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:10.159 like I'm exactly the same as you, like, like I 0:06:10.160 --> 0:06:12.279 wouldn't get involved in the drama. If it happens, I 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:14.040 can just sort of like, step, God, have I ever 0:06:14.040 --> 0:06:15.119 gotten involved in the drama? 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:18.440 I mean, of course, yeah, right. We're women, right, we're human, right, 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:20.560 so at some point we were involved in the dra 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:21.200 at least. 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:23.080 We like chose a side, or you like just kind 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:25.440 of don't like someone like they rub you the wrong way. 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:28.240 That happens. That can happen. But yeah, when I think 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:31.200 of girls' trips, if anything, like, if there is someone 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:33.040 that's rubbing you the wrong way, you probably bond with 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:35.880 someone else over it, and it like strength exactly right. 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:39.040 Yeah, But in present day, if you were invited on 0:06:39.080 --> 0:06:41.400 a trip, if you're like, say one of somebody you 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:44.320 admire a lot, okay, but didn't spend a huge amount 0:06:44.360 --> 0:06:46.360 of time with, and she's like, okay, five of us 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:47.960 are going away. You won't know any of the other 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:49.680 and you won't know any of the others. What would 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:51.080 be your reaction, I would. 0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:52.920 Okay, the fact that you said, like someone you admire 0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:55.560 a lot, somebody that I like, somebody I love, somebody 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:56.920 I want to spend more time. 0:06:57.520 --> 0:07:02.080 Dion called you, She's like, hey, I have four girlfriends, 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:03.880 and I loved your work in this and I thought 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:04.760 you'd be a great addition. 0:07:04.880 --> 0:07:08.840 Honestly, I would totally go for the story for the like, 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:10.720 it's not going to be even if I get there 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:12.920 and it's a weird three days or whatever, it don't 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:13.880 be not worth it. 0:07:14.520 --> 0:07:17.400 Yea. So maybe that's too much of a right, right, But. 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:19.320 Okay, So even if it's like even if it's like 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:21.240 somebody that's in your life that maybe you don't know 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:22.920 that well, but you're like, I like this person or 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:25.400 I want to get to know them better, which I 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:27.000 feel like I've been in that situation. I did go 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:30.480 on a girl's trip with like four best friends and 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:33.239 I was like the other one and it was great, 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:35.800 but it was I definitely was like, I, you know, 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:37.760 I was like a late invite. I was like, it's 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:39.880 kind of scary, yeah, and it was somebody else may 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:43.320 have cancer exactly totally and definitely yeah, I felt like 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:45.640 an outsider, but not in a way that was that 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:47.280 like ruined the trip. I was just sort of like 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:48.320 getting to know them. 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:49.640 Yeah, and you have to get up to speed on 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:51.920 their personal stories and side jokes. 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:54.840 And kind of figure out who I really close and yeah, yeah. 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:57.200 I like that position too. I like the study of 0:07:57.320 --> 0:08:00.920 kind of like sociology in those situations. And I like 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:03.320 pairing up, you know, like finding like if it's a 0:08:03.440 --> 0:08:06.320 larger group, like I like finding your little clique me too, 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:08.800 and like having Like I went on this trip to 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:11.600 Antarctica and like five of us formed this like group. 0:08:11.640 --> 0:08:13.400 I love it, like a huge and it. 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:15.120 Was like one hundred and ninety people, but just five 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:16.920 of us were like, oh, you know, and that was 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:17.560 really fun. 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:17.960 I love that. 0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:19.360 I mean I haven't spoken to any of those people 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:22.720 well actually one yeah, yeah, that's all you mean, or 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:25.680 two too, actually, but but I love it. Right now 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:32.320 we're like, like what other text? 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:34.440 And I don't. I hope this doesn't sound like toxic 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:36.440 or whatever. But one thing I love about trips like 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:38.560 that is finding your person or your five people or 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:40.839 whatever where you can kind of like look at them 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:43.680 and be like yeah, like roll oh, this is a podcast, 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:46.280 so like roll your eyes at the person that's maybe 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:48.160 being annoying or whatever. I mean, you know, like that 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:50.559 not trauma bonding, but that thing where you're you have. 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:54.400 You're commiserating together about the nonsense, loves coming out yeah, 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:56.400 I like that too. I like when you can look 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:58.920 at it. It's like when you're in church. Not that 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:01.040 I've been to church recently, but when you're in you 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:04.240 can remember and the pastor says something absolutely ridiculous, and 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:06.800 I'm okay, that's nothing to do with present day society. 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:09.120 And you lock eyes with someone else and you're both like, 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:10.720 what are we doing? I love that? 0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:14.000 Like marry that, yes exactly, that's like bonding. 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:17.160 But you're already married. Well, yell, that's not legally yet, 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:20.800 although I'm sure polygamy will become legalized in this administration. 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:24.319 So just hold on tight, hold onto your pants. You're married, 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:25.400 but you don't have any children. 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:25.840 That's right. 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:26.440 Okay, so. 0:09:27.840 --> 0:09:31.640 Dog, dead dog, dog but dead no children, dead dog. 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:33.559 You get another dog to replace. 0:09:33.320 --> 0:09:35.959 The dead dog. Well we were thinking too. 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:38.600 Yeah, I'm in pursuit of my second dog right now, 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:41.040 just because Doug has no social life. I mean he does, 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:43.280 but it's limited, right. He wants someone, and he wants 0:09:43.320 --> 0:09:45.160 a lot of action, and he has a lot of energy, 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:46.920 and I like, you know, I can throw something about 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:50.040 three or forture and then yeah, and then I'm like, 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:51.439 I'm not going to the park with him. You know 0:09:51.480 --> 0:09:52.640 what I mean, let's be realistic. 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:53.880 So tiny p s A. 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:57.840 If you do get two dogs, don't get lettermates because 0:09:58.040 --> 0:10:01.440 this is actually huge in okay, right because everyone thinks, oh, 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:04.760 their siblings. I was thinking out we did this and 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:07.360 apparent like they when they were little they had like 0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:10.280 sibling rivalry, like littermate syndrome, and they would be these 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:12.040 tiny cute puppies and then like trying to rip each 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:14.120 other's throats out. But now they're fine and they love 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:17.040 each other. But we called multiple trainers and they were like, oh, 0:10:17.080 --> 0:10:18.400 you could just get rid of one of them. There's 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:20.960 not really anything you can Oh my god. And Bernice, 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:24.640 they were they bonded pair, a bonded pair already. 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:26.960 Yeah, they were together. So I got them they were 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:28.640 because I went to get one and they were like, 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:30.520 well we have a brother sister combo pladder. 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:33.560 That's kind Yeah, we're like looking for we're already bonded. 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:36.199 But even if they're older, Like we keep thinking, if 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:38.360 we want to, and how often do you see like 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:40.840 a bonded pair, Please don't split them up? But so 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:43.360 often people are just looking for one. So we figure 0:10:43.400 --> 0:10:44.840 if we want to, we might as well, wait for 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:48.960 a bonded pair, but maybe not mates. Avoid avoid litter mates. 0:10:49.000 --> 0:10:50.520 But if they already are bonded. 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:52.280 Them well, Also, somebody told me not to get two 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:54.640 males since Doug is such an off a male. Don't 0:10:54.640 --> 0:10:57.880 get another male, get a female. So, Darcy, you don't 0:10:57.920 --> 0:10:59.880 have any children. But I read that you ate your 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:03.240 pieces hair. What is this about? 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:07.840 That's so funny. I'm gonna cry my niece, whom I 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:11.200 love so much. My like, I have some really great 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:12.120 nieces and nephews. 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:13.120 How many do you have? 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:16.839 I have on my side my side, I have two 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:21.800 for six and on my husband's side, I have two four, six, eight. 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:25.319 Wow, and they're great. So you have fourteen nieces and nephews. Yes, wow, 0:11:25.360 --> 0:11:27.920 that trumps me. I only have eight. Well that's a lot, 0:11:28.000 --> 0:11:29.800 but it is a lot. Yeah, but I'm not married 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:35.000 because great, you would have more. That's my main reason. Yeah. 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:37.719 So my little niece. Okay, but let me just think 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:40.120 of what this was. I love her so much, I 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:42.320 need her, I love her. I'm like I want to 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:46.040 eat her or was she now? But this was like 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:48.400 this was like it is the best age. I'm going 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:50.880 to see her this weekend. But okay, so like little 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:53.640 tiny baby infant, and she she kept getting this one 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:56.280 little knot in the back of her head like this 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:58.320 one little these hairs that would just like not up 0:11:58.320 --> 0:12:01.200 and you couldn't rush through them. And so my sister 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:03.920 and her husband this was her first haircut. It was 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:06.720 just like not even a haircut. It was truly like 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:09.480 like that bing and so they cut it off and 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:13.040 then I think truly just to like there's something about 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:14.800 wanting to eat her, and then there's also something about 0:12:14.840 --> 0:12:17.000 wanting to make my sister laugh. I just put it 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:19.719 in my so you just okay, I got it. But 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:20.880 I mean that's kind of gross. 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:23.960 Well I mean, how gross can a four year old's 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:24.200 hair be? 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:27.400 No, and this was like her face, So then it's 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:30.120 like it's pure she's like six months old or that's 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:33.280 your hair. And I'm sure, like we do weirder things 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:35.480 to like, you know, we what are we putting in 0:12:35.480 --> 0:12:36.360 our skin? You know what I mean? 0:12:36.520 --> 0:12:38.640 Oh? No, our hair is dirty even but at least 0:12:38.720 --> 0:12:41.560 kids are protected like their skin and their hair, their breath, 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:44.040 everything is fine for a couple of years, you know, 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:45.439 so too, and that's nice. 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:48.720 I agree, Yes, like you could eat like if a 0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:52.920 doctor was like, just drink the baby's pea, I'd be like, okay, yeah, no, 0:12:52.960 --> 0:12:53.440 there's nothing. 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:57.400 There's nothing exactly, there's nothing strong enough in there that 0:12:57.400 --> 0:13:00.320 I'm gonna get I'm gonna get sick or like that 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:03.320 is going to be too strong of a flavor or taste. 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:04.760 I'm sure that. No, I don't even want to go 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:06.600 down this road, but I'm sure there's like health benefits. 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:08.040 Yeah, I don't think we need to be talking about 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:08.679 drinking children. 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:10.040 I don't know. 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:11.679 You brought that up, brought that up, and you can 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:15.120 cut that out. Well, I think we're going to leave it. Yeah, yeah, 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:19.480 so I want to so with fourteen nieces and nephews fourteen, 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:22.320 right or eight and eight to sixteen, but eight and 0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:26.720 six fourteen, Okay, great, So that's that's like a lot 0:13:26.800 --> 0:13:30.360 of responsibility, like I feel, or I did initially, I 0:13:30.400 --> 0:13:32.120 would say, this feeling is starting to wane. 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:32.600 Okay. 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:38.679 I felt like very serious about becoming like about being 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:41.480 an A plus v ant, like I'm the one I 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:44.120 will take care of you forever you come to me 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:47.719 with any real problems. That feeling has faded. 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:50.120 For me because of like just they're getting older or 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:51.160 just so many of them. 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:53.800 I guess. So yeah, I guess because they're getting older, 0:13:54.120 --> 0:13:57.000 not because of the volume of not because of the number, 0:13:57.600 --> 0:14:00.800 just because they're getting older. And then they develop their 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:05.280 own opinions about things. I start to lose interest one 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:08.120 they have like their own like if they're if they 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:11.760 if they say like I guess, display idiocy. You know 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:12.080 what I mean? 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:13.280 Yeah, you're like, you're done. 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:16.520 I'm just like, whoa, I didn't spend all this time 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:19.320 with you. You didn't have access to our family and 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:23.280 are all of our democratic values, which is usually my 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:26.240 big issue to to end up like this, right, like 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:27.000 what are you doing? 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:27.800 I didn't raise you like this? 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:30.560 Yes, yes, I didn't spend money to make sure that 0:14:30.600 --> 0:14:33.520 you're to have this be the end of your totally totally. 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:36.160 Where is is most of your family in California? 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:36.280 No? 0:14:36.360 --> 0:14:38.400 No, they're in New Jersey. Where did you grow up 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:39.080 in the Bay Area? 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:42.400 Oh okay, that's where one of my sisters lives. I 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:46.760 love the Bay Area too. That's like one of my 0:14:46.800 --> 0:14:49.479 favorite places to not only perform. 0:14:49.280 --> 0:14:50.760 I bet they love you. 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:53.280 Yeah. San Francisco is a great city for comedy because 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:55.200 I used to start there. Like when I have a 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:59.200 great city for comedy like Cobs, Cobs the punchline, and 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:01.440 then Cobbs got they redid it and it was really 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:04.200 even better than the first Cobs. But San Francisco is 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:06.240 a great city just for a bevy of reasons. And 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:07.720 I think that's a great place to live. 0:15:07.840 --> 0:15:10.600 Yeah, we grew up, you know, outside of San Francisco, 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:13.960 but but that's that was our city. 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:15.400 Where outside of San Francisco. 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:17.640 I grew up in a town called Danville, which is 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:20.120 like next to Walnut Creek, which is next to Berkeley, 0:15:20.160 --> 0:15:23.800 if that rings any bells, And almost all of my 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:26.360 family is still there. And I'm I'm a I'm one 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:29.000 of four, you're one of six, six, you're one of four. 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:32.280 Four Look at us, look at us, and none of 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:33.160 us are procreating. 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:35.920 Look at us, look at us, three of us coming 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:37.160 from huge families, and we're like not. 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:44.440 So okay. So this weekend I'm going to a cousin's 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:48.960 wedding in Portland and Oregon, Oregon, and staying in a 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:57.040 big house with mom, dad, sister, her kid's husband, my husband, aunt, uncle, 0:15:57.120 --> 0:16:00.320 two cousins, and down the street from my sister who 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:02.600 has two kids. It's gonna be like a very family fan. 0:16:02.720 --> 0:16:04.680 That sounds like fun. Though, it will be fun, but 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:06.960 you know why because it's a weekend. Yeah, it's not 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:10.000 a week right, That week's the case. Yeah, two forty 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:12.320 eight hours, seventy two hours and that's it and then 0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:12.800 get fun. 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:15.400 Yeah, I'm not. It doesn't even sound overwhelming to me, 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:17.080 Like I think a lot of people would be like, oh, 0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:19.520 you're gonna need some alone time. I'm like, I want more. 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:22.080 And are you the fancy person in your family because 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:24.760 of your because you're on TV and you're an actress 0:16:24.800 --> 0:16:26.840 and if I am, do they treat you that way? 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:29.680 No? No, no, yeah, I don't know what. Maybe because 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:33.200 it came to me later. I don't know, maybe because 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:35.240 they're all kind of like, whoa, you're on TV. Like 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:37.120 it's not like I've been on TV since I was 0:16:37.120 --> 0:16:39.600 like a young, hot twenty year old. 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:41.480 Well when you came, when it came to you later, 0:16:41.520 --> 0:16:43.440 I mean you're all over though, Like you're on all 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:45.280 sorts of different shows. You've been on the good place 0:16:45.320 --> 0:16:46.440 for so many years, Like. 0:16:46.360 --> 0:16:48.320 You're on as many things as Nicole Kidman right now. 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:52.480 Imagine you are too, Nicole Kidman. Because there's no way 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:54.120 that Nicole Kidman can do every way. 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:56.640 Do you do the math on how long things take? 0:16:57.080 --> 0:16:59.800 Possibly? I mean that would actually answer a lot of questions. 0:16:59.840 --> 0:17:05.440 Really, I could see that. Yeah. 0:17:05.560 --> 0:17:07.800 First I want to talk about so Sunday nights right, 0:17:08.160 --> 0:17:10.960 That's where I thought that was related to always Sunny 0:17:10.960 --> 0:17:12.280