Speaker 1: Back to back classics that time where you just get
Speaker 1: double the dose.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for being here.
Speaker 1: It's Brick and Jeffrey in the morning, and this is
Speaker 1: your second Date Update podcast. Before we just jump right in,
Speaker 1: I love to start. Alexis especially loves to start with comments.
Speaker 2: I do. I love this. This part is my favorite.
Speaker 2: Getting a whole list of them.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I feel like I'm making some little
Speaker 3: investigative work. Absolutely, And but Kenya Kenneth said, am I
Speaker 3: the only listener in Uganda? I felt sad after missing
Speaker 3: a full week of episodes due to internet shutdown.
Speaker 2: Oh no, well look at this.
Speaker 1: I just looked it up and there's actually four of
Speaker 1: you and Uganda.
Speaker 2: Hey, look at that. You guys have to find each other.
Speaker 2: The odds are like, yeah, you need someone to talk
Speaker 2: about it absolutely, like you're the other one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so let us know when you guys are
Speaker 3: all together and you find each other.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: He thank you for being here wherever you are in
Speaker 1: the world. He shout out your country if you want to. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we love love to see where you're listening from. It's
Speaker 1: Brick and Jeffrey and your second eight podcast starts right now.
Speaker 4: The great thing about dating rock stars is their famously
Speaker 4: low drama. What particularly drummers Tommy Lee, Travis Barker, animal
Speaker 4: from the Muppets, notoriously stable, even Keel.
Speaker 2: Dude, he was a walking red flag.
Speaker 4: Jeff Well, that's why we were shocked when we heard
Speaker 4: a local musician was on a first hangout with a
Speaker 4: lady and a tense situation went down involving an unexpected visitor.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm laughing because we were playing a guitar
Speaker 1: solo and talking about drummers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we didn't have a lot of drums. System have
Speaker 4: what we worked with, But this guy needs our help.
Speaker 4: You're gonna hear it. A second date update right after.
Speaker 5: This, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.
Speaker 4: Who is the worst person that could randomly show up
Speaker 4: and surprise you on your date? Your dad?
Speaker 6: I love it if my dad showed up.
Speaker 2: He everybody loves my dad too. Ye would suck because
Speaker 2: my day would be like.
Speaker 4: Who was go hang on with? Whom happens a lot?
Speaker 4: Maybe your grandma because she made you a hand sandwich
Speaker 4: so you'd have enough energy to last the entire night.
Speaker 6: Okay, are so cute? Is really old. I don't think
Speaker 6: she knows which grandchild I am anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Charlie.
Speaker 4: Apparently it got a little awkward for our listener Jack
Speaker 4: because he says somebody from his past kind of crashed
Speaker 4: his date the other night. And Jack, I've not read
Speaker 4: your email yet, so I'm just gonna assume it was
Speaker 4: your third grade teacher who gave you a C in handwriting,
Speaker 4: Miss mccrowsky.
Speaker 7: No, it's even worse than that.
Speaker 2: Wow, Yeah, my.
Speaker 7: Ex showed up?
Speaker 2: Shut up?
Speaker 1: Is it one of those drama things where it's an
Speaker 1: ex who's been following you around and can't get over
Speaker 1: you and then just causes all sorts of business.
Speaker 2: Is that it?
Speaker 7: Well, it hasn't really happened before, but it is't. Starting
Speaker 7: to kind of feel that way after that.
Speaker 6: Okay, Well it was natural, like it just happened kind
Speaker 6: of thing.
Speaker 4: I guess we have to hear the story, tell us
Speaker 4: how it went.
Speaker 7: So I'm a I'm a musician. I played drums in
Speaker 7: the band. Wow.
Speaker 4: Is that have anything to do with the story or
Speaker 4: is that just a flex you wanted to tell us
Speaker 4: out there?
Speaker 2: I mean it's a good flex.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Okay, what's the setup?
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, that has to do with the story.
Speaker 2: Okay, so where did you meet the girl that you
Speaker 2: were going to go out with? Not your ex?
Speaker 7: So we've actually been talking through Instagram and I've been
Speaker 7: chatting with her and seemed like things were starting to
Speaker 7: feel like there was some chemistry there. So I invited
Speaker 7: her to the show so she can come watch me play.
Speaker 2: Now that's a flex. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: I love having a comedy show because girls are like,
Speaker 6: can I come? Like I think it's not sold out?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I invited miss mccruff's to my concert. Beside, Yeah,
Speaker 4: so that she boosts up that handwriting grade. But it
Speaker 4: got weird.
Speaker 2: You're great handwriting, it worked.
Speaker 6: You're flexing on the wrong women, I.
Speaker 8: Know.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Jack, tell us how it went with you and
Speaker 4: your concert.
Speaker 7: Well, so before the show started, I was chatting with
Speaker 7: this girl. Her name is Andrea. We were having a
Speaker 7: good time, and right before the gig starts and I'm
Speaker 7: about to go up on stage, my ex walks in.
Speaker 1: This makes more sense though, because it's like a public venue,
Speaker 1: you're obviously going to be playing. I thought she was
Speaker 1: going to be like crashing your dinner danger Yeah, like she.
Speaker 6: Didn't know you were going to be there. She knows
Speaker 6: you're in a band. Yeah, she's doing this on purpose.
Speaker 4: Your band's probably like advertising it on social media, so
Speaker 4: it's everywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how long ago did you guys break up?
Speaker 7: Well, it's been like a year or so, so it's
Speaker 7: like new and old.
Speaker 2: So you're shocked to see her then.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I've like seen her around, but I hadn't really
Speaker 7: like seen her face to face or anything. And the
Speaker 7: biggest problem was she was wearing the jersey that she
Speaker 7: stole from me when we broke up.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, this girl's friends need to get her other plans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is she doing?
Speaker 4: Well, clearly I think she knows exactly what she's trying
Speaker 4: to do at least, and yeah, clearly he's she's getting
Speaker 4: into your head.
Speaker 1: Dude, Wait, we're not doing this second date because we're
Speaker 1: calling your ex, are we?
Speaker 7: Oh no?
Speaker 4: No, okay, because I was about to feel really bad
Speaker 4: about talking so much trash about Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 7: Okay, Well, so at the end of the day, like
Speaker 7: we got to hang out after the said me and
Speaker 7: the girl I've been talking with while I'm trying to
Speaker 7: talk to you guys about Andrea.
Speaker 2: Andrea that you met on Instagram.
Speaker 6: I thought it was Andrea?
Speaker 7: Did it was?
Speaker 6: And I remembered it?
Speaker 7: No, no, Andrea?
Speaker 1: All right, Oh so that is wrong. He's drumming a
Speaker 1: little bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah syllables. There's three beats to it, so yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you did get someone on one time with her?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Before the show we were chatting a little bit,
Speaker 7: but then afterwards we were going to have our meet
Speaker 7: and greet where, you know, we just have some fans
Speaker 7: come around. I spent about fifteen minutes. It took way
Speaker 7: longer than I'm meant for it to and she ended
Speaker 7: up telling me she needed a bounce.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have fun on a date like that.
Speaker 6: No, it's not fun. I have my experience. The girls
Speaker 6: do not like to wait around for you.
Speaker 2: But it's not only that. You start to feel lame,
Speaker 2: like you start to feel like, what am I doing?
Speaker 1: Why am I by myself while this guy is talking
Speaker 1: to everybody else.
Speaker 2: I feel really pathetic right now.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I mean it just continues to get worse.
Speaker 7: During the meet and greet, I had to introduce my
Speaker 7: ex to Andrea.
Speaker 6: What they were together?
Speaker 2: Like, wait, did you introduce her as your ex.
Speaker 7: Well, no, but it just sort of came up because
Speaker 7: they were talking and it just became a thing where
Speaker 7: I was trying to pull her away and my ex
Speaker 7: was sort of being a toxic you know, sort of
Speaker 7: seeing that.
Speaker 1: I bet your ex just ruined your chances. I mean
Speaker 1: told her something about you that true or not?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I mean I didn't see them talking a lot,
Speaker 7: but when I did see them talking, I just try
Speaker 7: to rush over and pull her away, and then before
Speaker 7: you know it, it's like, oh, do you guys know
Speaker 7: each other? And I'm not trying to lie on their day.
Speaker 4: But at no point after the show, you were never
Speaker 4: able to get alone time with Andrea and just connect
Speaker 4: with her.
Speaker 2: Andrea not more than that.
Speaker 7: For her, because she was like, hey, I just got
Speaker 7: to go, and she just bounced. And then on top
Speaker 7: of that all like just to cherry on top, then
Speaker 7: my ex comes back over and offers to give me
Speaker 7: my jersey back, and it's bragging about how that's all
Speaker 7: she's whare.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I'm really trying to get back or she's
Speaker 4: just trying to mess with you.
Speaker 2: Do we have to ask did you take the jersey back?
Speaker 2: Did you hook up? With her that night.
Speaker 7: I did not not that night. No, that's good.
Speaker 4: Well, let's make this phone call and we'll reassure Andaria
Speaker 4: that she is one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: How do you say it different? Every single time?
Speaker 4: What I'm saying, what he said, Andrea almost called her diarrhea. Whatever.
Speaker 4: We'll call this lady, and we'll try and get you
Speaker 4: your second date update right after this.
Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, Second date Update.
Speaker 4: We're just joining us our listener. Jack was on a
Speaker 4: first date that just kept going from bad to worse
Speaker 4: to Florida bad as it could get. First, his ex
Speaker 4: girlfriend randomly shows up to the concert where his band
Speaker 4: was performing. She was wearing his jersey, which she stole
Speaker 4: after their breakup, and ended up speaking to his date.
Speaker 4: And who knows what she said to her during that interaction.
Speaker 2: I know it was a short interaction, but I bet
Speaker 2: she got some damage.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, you know.
Speaker 4: Because it's definitely not a good sign that Andrea decided
Speaker 4: to duck out early for the night.
Speaker 1: I am so glad you practiced her name eighty times
Speaker 1: before we win it.
Speaker 4: I wrote it out phonetically. That's good, so make sure
Speaker 4: I got it right. But Jack, You just want to redo,
Speaker 4: like a start over on your date, right.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and not at a concert. We're gonna go get
Speaker 7: drinks or do something a little bit more normal.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yes, at the bar where your ex bar test
Speaker 4: show up where she works.
Speaker 2: Definitely start bartending that night.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean that's what sucks is you were trying to
Speaker 1: kind of not show off, but like show her something
Speaker 1: you're really interested in, and then it totally backfired.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I just felt like a Murphy's Law night. Everything
Speaker 7: went wrong.
Speaker 4: Okay, one of those. Well, everybody hits rock bottom at
Speaker 4: some point, and for a lot of people, that's when
Speaker 4: you're on this show. So only places up from here.
Speaker 4: Let's give Andrea call and see if she picks up.
Speaker 7: You ready, Yeah, let's give it a go.
Speaker 4: Okay, Hello, Hi is this Andrea?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Hey, you're on the radio right now with a show
Speaker 4: called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 4: Why Why I like it?
Speaker 2: Are you right to the point?
Speaker 4: You sound a little scared, But you don't have to
Speaker 4: be because this is a segment. It's like a friendly thing.
Speaker 4: We do call the second Date Update, and we're trying
Speaker 4: to help one of our listeners get back in touch
Speaker 4: with you after you went out the other night.
Speaker 9: Okay, but if I'm not answering, why would I want
Speaker 9: to talk to them now?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you may not want to. I think it's
Speaker 1: more that we're trying to figure it out why.
Speaker 4: Because the guy is really confused after your hangout. His
Speaker 4: name's Jack. You went to his concert, well, and I
Speaker 4: guess confused his interviews doesn't necessarily the right word. I
Speaker 4: think he knows that night didn't go perfectly.
Speaker 8: Well, yeah, no, it was super awkward.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'd love to hear. I mean, your side of it, right.
Speaker 9: I mean, I don't really know why I tell you that.
Speaker 7: It just seems that's valid.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, here's what we know from Jack. He says
Speaker 4: that you were supposed to go to his concert, his
Speaker 4: ex girlfriend randomly showed up uninvited and basically caused a scene.
Speaker 2: Not a scene, I mean she introduced herself.
Speaker 4: And that's a scene for a guy.
Speaker 1: I mean it was definitely a stressful moment for him,
Speaker 1: and like super regrettable. He wishes that he would have
Speaker 1: done something totally different for your first date.
Speaker 9: I mean, I don't know it was I was really
Speaker 9: excited to see his band and see him play, and
Speaker 9: it just seemed like it got more awkward as the
Speaker 9: night went on. Like, I don't know he he just
Speaker 9: seemed really sketched out by the whole thing, but also
Speaker 9: kind of still polite to her. It was very strange polite.
Speaker 2: I mean, wouldn't he have to be polite? What do
Speaker 2: you want him to be? You don't want to see
Speaker 2: a man yelling at his ex.
Speaker 6: Women.
Speaker 4: And I mean he is working at the same time too,
Speaker 4: Like he has to put on a good face to
Speaker 4: do the show.
Speaker 6: He's a rock star. I don't know how polite. It's
Speaker 6: like he could spit on someone and.
Speaker 4: They'd be like, thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 9: He was flirting?
Speaker 6: What flirting?
Speaker 1: Wait, flirting with you his ex?
Speaker 9: Yes, Like he introduced me to her and like it
Speaker 9: seemed like their vibe was still very slurty.
Speaker 4: Really, are you sure?
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, I don't think that you were overreacting,
Speaker 1: But is there any way maybe you were being a
Speaker 1: little sensitive just because of the situation, which would be understandable.
Speaker 9: I mean maybe, but I don't think so. Like she
Speaker 9: cornered me in the bathroom and she's like talking about
Speaker 9: how he's still in love with her. He's wearing his
Speaker 9: jersey and talking about how he gave this to her
Speaker 9: at the end of the relationship and then still open
Speaker 9: a door. I don't know, Like I didn't really know
Speaker 9: how to respond to her at all.
Speaker 1: I could totally see why you wouldn't want to see
Speaker 1: him again because of the drama, but she sounds unhinged,
Speaker 1: like that is definitely not not it.
Speaker 9: I mean, I was actually thinking that, like, maybe she's
Speaker 9: the wacko. You know, she's got this ulterior motive that
Speaker 9: wants to get back with him. But this is the
Speaker 9: worst part in this whole thing, and really what makes
Speaker 9: me not want to go out with him at all
Speaker 9: what she was telling me about his nickname for her
Speaker 9: and how she can't wait to be his coaka two
Speaker 9: or I don't know some songbirds and he was calling
Speaker 9: me that during our Instagram like messages.
Speaker 1: No, no, it's like his babe.
Speaker 6: Yeah, cool dude.
Speaker 2: It's also just weird to give you a name before
Speaker 2: even meeting you.
Speaker 9: I mean, I thought it was cute because it's a
Speaker 9: songbird and he totally played it off. But he obviously
Speaker 9: does that with multiple women.
Speaker 1: That's okay, I mean, but that doesn't mean that he's
Speaker 1: a bad guy.
Speaker 2: It just means that he's uncreative.
Speaker 4: Yeah, before this gets any more awkward, I should just
Speaker 4: tell you this, Andrea, that Jack is listening on the
Speaker 4: other line waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 9: You're joking, right, like he's not really on the phone.
Speaker 4: No, No, that's kind of how this whole thing works.
Speaker 7: Jack.
Speaker 4: Are you are you there?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Hey, hi, Andrea?
Speaker 9: Oh why would you embarrass me twice? Like that night
Speaker 9: was awkward? And now I'm on the radio talking to
Speaker 9: strangers about you, like this is weird.
Speaker 7: Well, first of all, I wanted to apologize for the
Speaker 7: way that night went, but you wouldn't even answer my
Speaker 7: calls to let me do that, So obviously that mad. Sorry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they start with the apology Jack instead of.
Speaker 7: Well I thought that obviously she just showed up, right,
Speaker 7: and she's telling you things that aren't true.
Speaker 9: And yeah, but she didn't lie about the nick name.
Speaker 9: You called me that from like our third day of
Speaker 9: talking and made it seem like it was so special
Speaker 9: to me. That's like major ick man.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, but out of all of the cockatials
Speaker 7: out there, you are my favorite one.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's got to feel good.
Speaker 9: I'm not buying it.
Speaker 1: Sweet, Are you buying that he isn't interested in his exo?
Speaker 2: Does it that part? Do you buy?
Speaker 9: I mean, I totally believe she was a psycho because
Speaker 9: she was giving me crazy eyes. Honestly, but psychos attracts
Speaker 9: psycho so it just doesn't give me a good bbe.
Speaker 7: So look, I was listening when she told you that
Speaker 7: I gave her that jersey. She stole it from me
Speaker 7: when she broke up with me. I mean, I'm trying
Speaker 7: to be play with her because she's crazy. She's gonna
Speaker 7: keey my car and light it on fire if I'm.
Speaker 9: Eating to keep my car or light it on fire,
Speaker 9: I don't want to deal with that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Some people could see it as like Jack is such
Speaker 4: a great boyfriend that it drove her to madness. With
Speaker 4: how strong and wonderful the relationship is, she's unwilling to
Speaker 4: lose it.
Speaker 1: Okay, But honestly, though, like there's psychos don't always attract psychos.
Speaker 1: Like there's people that want to see the best in
Speaker 1: others and they run past the red flags. I mean,
Speaker 1: we've all been in relationships with somebody that was some
Speaker 1: level of crazy.
Speaker 4: Right, We're definitely not just talking about ourselves here, right.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just.
Speaker 1: Saying like he can't be labeled psycho just because he
Speaker 1: had a psycho X.
Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying. I don't think that's fair.
Speaker 7: Well, thank you.
Speaker 9: Well he has bad judgment then, because why would he
Speaker 9: go out with her? I think he dated like a
Speaker 9: year with this girl.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a rock star. He doesn't have time to
Speaker 4: make great romantic decisions.
Speaker 2: You know, the good psychos aren't psycho at first.
Speaker 6: It's slowly yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a slow burn into psychosis.
Speaker 9: I don't I don't want to go out with him.
Speaker 4: You didn't even give me a chance to offer a
Speaker 4: free date on us.
Speaker 9: But well I should tell you that I don't really
Speaker 9: want to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're here, I think too, Jack.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I feel like that's my out. Guys.
Speaker 2: Maybe you can make like.
Speaker 1: A sad rock drum song out of it, you know,
Speaker 1: use it as fire for your next kid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I need a thirty second solo and maybe alert
Speaker 3: security about your girlfriend.
Speaker 4: I don't know, it sounds like she's still into it.
Speaker 4: You always have another option.
Speaker 7: I mean, at this point, if she just keeps showing up,
Speaker 7: maybe I'll just take her back. Who knows.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the sign. If you love a bird, you
Speaker 4: have to let the cockatile fly free, and if it
Speaker 4: comes back to you, that's the sign.
Speaker 2: And cockati is a terrible pet name. Think of something else.
Speaker 4: I kind of agree. You got to work shop that one, Jack.
Speaker 7: I mean, guys, I've got two cockatiels in my life
Speaker 7: and one's just blown away and I don't even know
Speaker 7: if I want to keep the other one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're in a cockatil mess.
Speaker 4: Two cockaile heels in the hand is worth one in
Speaker 4: the bush.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you're the statue, sometimes a bird sitting.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: You're a rock star. You don't have these kinds of problems.
Speaker 7: You're right, guys. I'm just gonna get back out there.
Speaker 6: There to meet girls after show.
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning, Man, when are we going to
Speaker 4: get people on this show that say, you know what,
Speaker 4: I like the drama.
Speaker 5: I need more.
Speaker 4: Chaos and excitement in my life. Bring the X back
Speaker 4: for our second date.
Speaker 2: Let's get three x's in here.
Speaker 4: Where are those people? Because everybody these days is so
Speaker 4: drama avoidant. It just it really messes with our content
Speaker 4: for the show.
Speaker 2: Like stability. Who wants that?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 6: This is literally why reality TV dating shows thrive. Yes,
Speaker 6: we got a rock star and then random women. One
Speaker 6: of them is X.
Speaker 2: How you noticed on those it's all the same people
Speaker 2: too though.
Speaker 4: It really I mean, look, I'm excited for all like
Speaker 4: the happy, stable people out there, but we need drama
Speaker 4: heavy content to post on our podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, maybe he really will get back with his
Speaker 1: X and then they'll be an awkward Tuesday phone call about maybe.
Speaker 2: The Jersey like that. I mean, there's still potential with
Speaker 2: this guy.
Speaker 4: That's right, we can dream. Hopefully he'll be back to
Speaker 4: be on our podcast, which is available online wherever you
Speaker 4: get yours at Brook and.
Speaker 5: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: Everyone deals with nerves in different ways. Yeah, Jose bites
Speaker 4: his fingernails, Brook twirls her hair and scratches her armpits.
Speaker 4: And a lot of people don't know this, but when
Speaker 4: I get a little bit panicky, my childhood made Lucy
Speaker 4: calls me on the phone and sings me to sleep.
Speaker 4: In Spanish.
Speaker 2: You fall asleep in the middle of whatever you're doing
Speaker 2: because you're a.
Speaker 4: Little nervous day anytime of day, even in my thirties.
Speaker 4: It is still soothing and healthy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, very healthy.
Speaker 4: Our listener Kyle wished he he had a loose What
Speaker 4: happened on the way to his first meet up with
Speaker 4: a woman? You're gonna find out no second date update
Speaker 4: right after this.
Speaker 5: Broken Jeffrey in the Morning second date update.
Speaker 4: This is not a new thing. It's a broken Jeffrey
Speaker 4: in the Morning.
Speaker 2: We've been doing this segment for a long time.
Speaker 4: Jeff Well, not in that segment. I mean, it's not
Speaker 4: new that we've talked about. When you're more than five
Speaker 4: to ten minutes late to a first date, I think
Speaker 4: we can all agree at least a text is needed
Speaker 4: to give them an update.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeahntes, I even think five five yeah.
Speaker 10: Five.
Speaker 2: Sitting there alone feels like a.
Speaker 4: Long But the thing is, what do you say to
Speaker 4: keep it light and fun? Still? Do you go with
Speaker 4: like a sorry, I'm late. I just needed some extra
Speaker 4: time to emotionally prepare myself for how hot you are?
Speaker 1: Did that take you five minutes to come up with it?
Speaker 1: I feel like you're sitting on the door.
Speaker 4: You can just walk, I mean, use the wasted time
Speaker 4: the right way again? Or do you go with my
Speaker 4: personal favorite, Sorry, I'm late. My pants were fighting me
Speaker 4: and frankly they lost what.
Speaker 2: Because you don't have pants exactly?
Speaker 4: Keep it mysterious and clarty, so that she's wondering the
Speaker 4: whole time, regretfully have them all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know that. I'm glad we're not doing
Speaker 2: textual healing right now.
Speaker 4: The reason that I bring it all up, all this
Speaker 4: lateness is because our buddy Kyle says he was late
Speaker 4: for his date the other day, and I want to
Speaker 4: know what he texted to her. Kyle, what was your
Speaker 4: line when you were late?
Speaker 10: I didn't really have a line. I kind of was
Speaker 10: just like, hey, sorry, I'm going to late.
Speaker 2: That's solid, is great.
Speaker 4: I don't want to use the fighting pants line the
Speaker 4: next time, because I will to use it.
Speaker 2: Next time.
Speaker 4: I don't like a lot of communication apparently.
Speaker 6: But also, if you think about it, you don't want
Speaker 6: to make a big deal. You're already late. You want
Speaker 6: to make it quick.
Speaker 4: I'll be right there. Okay, you're done with questions. Question
Speaker 4: those questions for you. Tell us about your date. Oh,
Speaker 4: what was this lady's name that you met the other day?
Speaker 10: So her name is Ashley?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I would ask where you met her, but
Speaker 1: I apparently am just really Upsetod.
Speaker 4: That's a terrible question. Go back to the date, Kyle.
Speaker 10: So I kind of introduced her through some mutual friends.
Speaker 10: I haven't met her yet. This is going to be
Speaker 10: our first time.
Speaker 2: Meeting, so it's like an old fashioned blind date.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 10: So we were supposed to go to dinner and then
Speaker 10: you know, maybe it's like a movie. We didn't really
Speaker 10: have a clear plan. But it was Friday night and
Speaker 10: traffic was extremely bad.
Speaker 1: But wait, she devoted a Friday night date to you.
Speaker 1: That is already a good side.
Speaker 4: Wait, why is Friday a good sign you.
Speaker 2: Don't give up weekend nights?
Speaker 4: Friday Friday is a weekend.
Speaker 2: No, Well, if.
Speaker 6: It's a Tuesday afternoon date, Jeff, it's.
Speaker 4: Not hot, gotcha. So Friday night, you're saying traffic on
Speaker 4: the way was terrible.
Speaker 10: You know how some people when they get nervous, they
Speaker 10: like shape their knee like they're like bumping.
Speaker 7: It up and down.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I was doing that a lot, to the point
Speaker 10: where my shoe came off. I was driving like I
Speaker 10: was extremely nervous.
Speaker 2: Panic attack while you were driving in a shoe came off.
Speaker 7: I was freaking out. I didn't.
Speaker 10: I didn't want to be late, so I had to
Speaker 10: pull over to fix it. But when I pulled over,
Speaker 10: I guess my car was sticking out in the road
Speaker 10: too much, and this guy that was talking at me,
Speaker 10: and you know, I'm not the most patient person. So
Speaker 10: we got into a little bit of I would call
Speaker 10: it a little bit of road range.
Speaker 4: This is all before you arrived to the date. This
Speaker 4: is explaining, this.
Speaker 10: Is leading up to the date.
Speaker 1: Why you're not in a good mindset, My friend, you're
Speaker 1: a road rage guy.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I wouldn't say I'm I'm a road rage guys.
Speaker 10: Point why I galloped the car on, screaming, but you know,
Speaker 10: like I'm young and I'm lifting up my shoe being like, hey,
Speaker 10: all I'm trying to do is what this all I'm trying.
Speaker 4: To Okay, now it looks like you're threatening the other day.
Speaker 1: Now, I'm really glad all you said to your date
Speaker 1: was sorry, I'm late. Yeah, any more explanation of what
Speaker 1: just went down could have been.
Speaker 2: A red fla.
Speaker 10: I'm trying. Okay, I'm trying. I'm really sorry, my best
Speaker 10: That's why I tried to keep a simple but I
Speaker 10: was getting close to the restaurant, and I realized that
Speaker 10: my breath though I had a little bit of garlic
Speaker 10: for lunch.
Speaker 1: So wait, now you have sticky breadth are late and
Speaker 1: you were just in a road range incident.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it had been a very long, long day.
Speaker 4: His date doesn't know any of that.
Speaker 2: Well, I understand. I'm just thinking of his mental state.
Speaker 1: Walking into the restaurant seems great.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, dishoveled. Did you stop to get gum?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 10: So I told her that I stopped at the drug
Speaker 10: store to get something. I didn't tell it was umb.
Speaker 10: I didn't want her to know.
Speaker 4: Oh, she probably thinks you're stopping to get prophylactics for
Speaker 4: the end of the day.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking something worse, like an antibiotic for Oh.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, No, I didn't tell her, but I let
Speaker 10: her know. So I got there around like twenty five
Speaker 10: to thirty minutes late.
Speaker 4: Ooh, that's too late.
Speaker 2: And it sounds like you're doing errands instead.
Speaker 6: You say, I'm stopping at the store.
Speaker 2: Yeap, What was it like you?
Speaker 10: You could tell that she was a little annoyed, and
Speaker 10: I understand that because I would be, But you know,
Speaker 10: I apologize.
Speaker 7: She eventually kind of.
Speaker 10: Just like rolled her eyes, made a joke about it,
Speaker 10: and we moved on.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, so it sounds like things are getting back
Speaker 1: on track.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 10: I mean I ordered those both doubles when we got
Speaker 10: there because we both had a rough day. Everything seemed
Speaker 10: like it was gonna be okay. But as dinner started ending,
Speaker 10: like I started realizing, like she definitely brought up going
Speaker 10: back to her place anymore, and we talked about that
Speaker 10: a lot in the text, so I was like, oh,
Speaker 10: I tried to hint at it a little bit. I
Speaker 10: had a couple of drinks, so you know, I wasn't
Speaker 10: like in my best date of mind, so I tried
Speaker 10: to hint at it. I was like, wow, you know,
Speaker 10: it's so early, we could go and do.
Speaker 4: Whatever, trying to get her to take the lead to
Speaker 4: be like, oh, let's do movies now.
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah exactly. I was like I'll go, Yeah, we
Speaker 10: could like go back to your place and watch a
Speaker 10: movie or you.
Speaker 6: Know, this is why you plany Friday night meals. Last
Speaker 6: Friday night date was like, we'll have the date and
Speaker 6: if things go well, then maybe we can hang out
Speaker 6: after two.
Speaker 10: Because it's Friday exactly. Man, we had that whole conversation.
Speaker 10: Everything seemed like it was leading to that point, and
Speaker 10: then she hits me with, oh, you know, I'm a
Speaker 10: school teacher, so I have to grade capers.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, it's Friday night, late night paper graded
Speaker 1: after a couple of drinks.
Speaker 2: Did you believe that?
Speaker 7: No, I didn't believe that. Yeah, it is a Friday night.
Speaker 10: You are here with me getting drinks on a Friday night.
Speaker 10: There's no way you're gonna go home and go Yeah
Speaker 10: you know, I'm just gonna grade some of you.
Speaker 6: I'm just pretty funking before the real party starts.
Speaker 7: Rain.
Speaker 4: You're not a dedicated school teacher, though, are you?
Speaker 1: Like you're actually, I'm wondering if she decided before she
Speaker 1: even saw you, just because you're half an hour late.
Speaker 1: You come in, you do a bunch of apologies.
Speaker 4: Like missing your shoe, you order a double shot the second.
Speaker 4: I don't know why she wouldn't want to go out.
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering if she didn't give you the chance
Speaker 1: that maybe you were hoping for.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, and I mean again, like I understand, but
Speaker 10: I feel like I tried my best to like bring
Speaker 10: the conversations back on conversations there weren't weren't bad like
Speaker 10: it seems like everything was going well.
Speaker 6: But yeah, but when you're that late, you're starting in
Speaker 6: the hole.
Speaker 4: The good news is we live in that hole, so
Speaker 4: we can help. We know all the ways to get
Speaker 4: out of it. We're gonna try and help you. We're
Speaker 4: gonna call, We're gonna try and get you your second
Speaker 4: date update with Ashley right after this.
Speaker 5: Hold on brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: If you're just joining us for the second date update.
Speaker 4: We've been talking to Kyle and here's the unfortunate thing
Speaker 4: that happened to him, without any fault of his own.
Speaker 4: He was late. Yeah, I mean I I would really
Speaker 4: like a bunch of Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, the shoe came off because he was nervous and
Speaker 1: he couldn't control it.
Speaker 2: That he got in a fight with the guy.
Speaker 4: A few people in our studio do assume that he
Speaker 4: walked in looking disheveled and bloody and angry and immediately
Speaker 4: ordered himself a double shot.
Speaker 2: I don't know where he got bloody either. Je blooded
Speaker 2: him up the way.
Speaker 6: How bad is rush hour for you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's not a great look. But let's remember
Speaker 4: he did order her a double shot too. Yeah, let's
Speaker 4: get him a little bit of credit.
Speaker 2: It was a double shot. I thought it was just
Speaker 2: a double drink. It is so impressive come with shot
Speaker 2: glasses compared to coming with it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, fair point. You guys are right. But apparently there
Speaker 4: was some texting before the date about possibly hanging out afterwards,
Speaker 4: maybe even to watch a movie at her place, which
Speaker 4: is something that she never brought up. So was she
Speaker 4: turned off by his lateness or was it something else.
Speaker 4: That's our job to figure out and do whatever we
Speaker 4: can to help Kyle get another hang out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we never even heard Kyle. Have you talked to
Speaker 2: her since the date?
Speaker 10: No? No, I haven't. I've been trying to get it. Yeah,
Speaker 10: so I had, I had reached out. I didn't hear anything.
Speaker 10: So so my friends said, had asked, how did they go?
Speaker 10: I kind of told them what happened that they could,
Speaker 10: like see if they could do any digging for me,
Speaker 10: And I never really heard anything back.
Speaker 4: Man, you never talked to your friends about your dating life?
Speaker 2: If you set them up.
Speaker 4: No, always come to us first. We'll give you an
Speaker 4: honest opinion whether or not you're gonna like it at all.
Speaker 2: Maybe she's still grading papers. It's just been really busy school.
Speaker 6: You don't want her because she's boring.
Speaker 2: She's a great.
Speaker 1: Teacher, boring exactly.
Speaker 4: So let's just call her. We'll see if she picks
Speaker 4: up and hopefully has some answers for us. But I'm
Speaker 4: going to dial her number right now. It's Ashley, right, yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: miss Ashley. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 4: Hi is this Ashley?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: How you doing today?
Speaker 7: H Who is?
Speaker 4: This is a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 4: in the Morning.
Speaker 6: Your favorite students.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 4: No, you're on the radio right now. Okay, we're Brooking
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning and we're doing a segment called
Speaker 4: a second Date Update.
Speaker 1: I wish it was that Teacher of the Year segment
Speaker 1: that we do, but okay, so what is it?
Speaker 4: Uh? See? This is a dating segment where we try
Speaker 4: to help out our listeners who have gone out with
Speaker 4: somebody and afterwards, if they're not getting a call back,
Speaker 4: we try to help figure out the reason why.
Speaker 7: Okay, and you.
Speaker 4: According to our sources, went out with one of our
Speaker 4: listeners named Kyle recently.
Speaker 2: Our source is Kyle.
Speaker 8: Just so you know, well, don't give away, Yeah, what
Speaker 8: about it?
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, Kyle had some really nice things to say
Speaker 4: about you and about your date.
Speaker 8: That's surprising.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh, it's surprising that he enjoyed.
Speaker 8: It, that he was talking about me and not himself.
Speaker 4: Oh, because the thing is, Kyle isn't one hundred percent
Speaker 4: sure why you aren't meeting up a second time. He
Speaker 4: does acknowledge that he was late to the date, and
Speaker 4: he okay, he.
Speaker 8: Did tell you that. Okay, So yeah, he's still on that. Okay, Yes,
Speaker 8: he was late. He was very late.
Speaker 2: Wait, he's still on that? What do you mean by that?
Speaker 8: I mean, before I even see this guy, I get
Speaker 8: three separate texts within like the forty five minutes late.
Speaker 8: He was, Oh, I think I'm gonna be late. Sorry,
Speaker 8: I'm gonna be late. Looks like I'm going to be late.
Speaker 8: I was like, for the love of god.
Speaker 4: Well hold on, don't you like the communication to let
Speaker 4: you know?
Speaker 8: I mean, you can just say it once and give
Speaker 8: me an eta and then like I can chill. It's
Speaker 8: just like play by play was like not native and
Speaker 8: I can see.
Speaker 1: It sounded like he was really nervous before the date
Speaker 1: and that he was really looking forward to it. So
Speaker 1: maybe he just overdid the communication because he felt bad.
Speaker 4: So was it already over even by the time that
Speaker 4: he just arrived at the restaurant?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 8: Not necessarily, but I mean it's like all we talked about.
Speaker 8: He's like, Okay, so this happened in my shoe and.
Speaker 2: Then the god like shoot the.
Speaker 8: Drug store and I'm I'm like, oh my god. I'm like, okay, okay,
Speaker 8: are we gonna like are we going to go on
Speaker 8: a date? Are we just going to like recap the
Speaker 8: reason you relate to this date in the first place.
Speaker 6: So already trying to move on though that's a good song.
Speaker 8: No, one hundred percent. I understand things happen. You can
Speaker 8: be late. But then that's like all he's I mean, guys,
Speaker 8: he was like stopping the waiter. I was like, finally,
Speaker 8: I'm freaking starving, like with or something. He said, no, no,
Speaker 8: I'll give us fifty minutes. I got to talk to
Speaker 8: her and then just like went on and on about
Speaker 8: the lateness and I'm like, can I get a taco?
Speaker 8: Like please?
Speaker 2: Okay, wait?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 1: Like what if he was just nervous, you know, like
Speaker 1: he messed up and he knows it.
Speaker 8: It almost feels like he planned this to have like
Speaker 8: subject matter to talk about on this date.
Speaker 1: Well, he planned to be late and the shoe just
Speaker 1: so he had conversation.
Speaker 8: He was like, this could be interesting. It made him
Speaker 8: feel like I felt crazy. I was like, can we
Speaker 8: do can you talk about anything else?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, he's creating a date story.
Speaker 2: He did tell us the whole story, but only once. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he told us once.
Speaker 8: He loved the story. It's his favorite story. And I
Speaker 8: can't believe he called the radio to tell it again.
Speaker 4: You maybe we can hear one more time when we
Speaker 4: bring him on right now, because he is on the
Speaker 4: other line. He really is. He's there listening and hoping
Speaker 4: to talk to you. Kyle.
Speaker 10: Hi, Actually, what's up?
Speaker 8: Kyle?
Speaker 7: All right? You know you do.
Speaker 10: I totally understand what you're saying, Like I get it.
Speaker 7: I didn't really mean to, but I.
Speaker 10: Just wanted you to know, like it really was a
Speaker 10: crazy situation. Like I was driving, I really didn't know
Speaker 10: like what else to do because I was I was
Speaker 10: just nervous. My shoe fell off.
Speaker 8: Like you guys, you get that part yea wait wait
Speaker 8: wait wait wait wait?
Speaker 4: Which foot? Which foot was the shoe on?
Speaker 8: Don't encourage him, Kyle, don't tell the story again.
Speaker 10: Okay, okay, okay, yeah, yes, absolutely, I get I repeated
Speaker 10: a lot of times, but like, do you understand how
Speaker 10: crazy of the story.
Speaker 8: It is, though, Like you, I don't want you to
Speaker 8: the lady.
Speaker 10: At the stores, she's okay, you guys, let's call time
Speaker 10: out on the conversation.
Speaker 4: There's a lot going on here, and I want to
Speaker 4: save some of Kyle's story for the side podcast that
Speaker 4: we do with Brook, Alexis and Jose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just the shoe story. Yeah, we just do
Speaker 2: a shoe story podcast.
Speaker 4: Clearly, Clearly, Ashley, he was very, very flustered by the
Speaker 4: journey over to meet up with you on the date,
Speaker 4: and he felt like it was important to at least
Speaker 4: get it out there to explain himself.
Speaker 8: He's literally still doing it, I know, but I.
Speaker 2: Think it's because he's defensive, and more.
Speaker 4: Importantly, it's because he likes you.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and you know, I was really looking forward to
Speaker 10: going back to your house, you know, watching that movie,
Speaker 10: and you know, maybe we could have ended up doing
Speaker 10: something like later on that night. Like I was really
Speaker 10: just how could we even dot all?
Speaker 8: You're gonna keep doing is talking about this. I'm swear,
Speaker 8: I'm flustering, dude, like it's a wrap, Like, what are
Speaker 8: we doing on the radio?
Speaker 4: Okay, what we're doing is we're going to offer to
Speaker 4: send you out on another date with Kyle. But I'm
Speaker 4: assuming you're probably too busy grading like school papers and
Speaker 4: you don't have a lot of free time in your schedule.
Speaker 2: By the way, Oh no.
Speaker 8: No, no, I'm I'm good. I'm completely free. But I
Speaker 8: just don't want to talk about too.
Speaker 2: That was such a cold excuse not to hang out
Speaker 2: with him again.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, what else was I supposed to do?
Speaker 7: Who was killing me?
Speaker 8: Like at least like I have, like I have an
Speaker 8: actual thing to do, that's like a job. Maybe he
Speaker 8: would like release me from the torture.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I didn't need to laugh. It's just she
Speaker 2: has very.
Speaker 1: Clear boundaries of yes, she wants and that's that's respectable.
Speaker 4: But I don't.
Speaker 8: I just want to have a meal. I don't like.
Speaker 8: That's not a huge boundary.
Speaker 10: Okay, Okay, as I get it, I get it, I
Speaker 10: get it. You don't want me to recap, but you're
Speaker 10: talking about this meal. The meal, the meal, the meal,
Speaker 10: the meal, all the time.
Speaker 8: That's are you out of your mind?
Speaker 4: I mean, does have a point.
Speaker 10: I'm just saying you were talking about recapping and then
Speaker 10: now we're recapping this whole thing about how I.
Speaker 8: Didn't talk about like.
Speaker 5: Reverb.
Speaker 1: Let's end this, yes, right now, so we send you
Speaker 1: out one more time, last chance, I think, end the story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this story is over.
Speaker 8: Hey, goodbye radio people.
Speaker 4: Oh man, Kyle, I'm sorry, man.
Speaker 10: Well to be honest, good because I need I need
Speaker 10: someone with a wat attention man who can at least
Speaker 10: like entertain what's.
Speaker 7: Going on here.
Speaker 10: You know, I'm being I'm being told that I'm just
Speaker 10: doing too much, and she's doing the exact same thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think you picked up what she was
Speaker 2: saying the story.
Speaker 8: Maybe she's like what he was saying.
Speaker 4: But okay, so much, Okay, but take us back to
Speaker 4: this traffic light. Okay, go back to the show because
Speaker 4: I'm still curious.
Speaker 10: I mean, if you actually want to know, I can.
Speaker 5: Keep going Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: You know, I felt bad for Kyle because he definitely
Speaker 4: wanted the whole world to hear about his harrowing story
Speaker 4: on the way to the date, and in his defense,
Speaker 4: a lot of dating is talking about things that happened
Speaker 4: to you in your life, and.
Speaker 2: She's different things and then asking about their things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, but I can also understand his date's perspective.
Speaker 4: She doesn't want to rehash the details over and over
Speaker 4: and hear how the sausage was made. She just literally
Speaker 4: wants to eat sausage.
Speaker 1: We were set up for failure from the beginning. We
Speaker 1: rehash what happened. I mean, that's the whole point of
Speaker 1: the segment is to rehash what happened on the date,
Speaker 1: which is exactly the last thing.
Speaker 4: She wanted to here, you feel against it. So man,
Speaker 4: still don't.
Speaker 2: Really understand the sausage thing.
Speaker 4: But yeah, but she didn't want to hear why he
Speaker 4: was late.
Speaker 2: She wanted a jeff Yeah exactly.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah that's just me. But whatever food you like
Speaker 4: to eat or talk about, we can help you in
Speaker 4: your dating life. You can always email the show and
Speaker 4: we can help call that person who hasn't calling you back.
Speaker 4: And go check out our Second Dates wherever you get
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