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Speaker 1: yeah he had to be talking about The Pittsburgh, steelers

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Speaker 1: who have the worst throwback. Uniforms so The Green Bay,

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Speaker 1: there's some that should just be left on the table

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Speaker 1: everything must come.

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Speaker 3: Out of the.

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Speaker 1: Lab my. Goodness we will take some calls. Here we

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Speaker 1: have lame jokes a week coming up later this. Hour

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Speaker 1: let's see you're any media money. Bow let's go To

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Speaker 1: keith in the great state Of. Michigan what's going? On? Keith,

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Speaker 1: Welcome Hey, ben good.

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Speaker 2: MORNING i hope you're. Well the we're over here In

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Speaker 2: michigan proven the point that you made in the first.

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Speaker 2: Hour you had a passing reference to degrees basically not

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Speaker 2: necessarily mattering anywhere near as much as who you. Know

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Speaker 2: And lord manuals our athletic, director and YESTERDAY i was

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Speaker 2: certain that they would end up firing. Him and we

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Speaker 2: have an interim president at the school right, now so

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Speaker 2: they're incapable of making the. Decision The border regents met

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Speaker 2: last night in according To Yahoo, sports the board Of

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Speaker 2: regents has decided to Keep Ward manual in, place who

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Speaker 2: is responsible For Jim harball and For Sewan more and

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Speaker 2: they're gonna leave him in place for the new coaching.

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Speaker 2: Search and Since Ward manual has been the athletic, director

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Speaker 2: Since harball came, on there's actually been seven people in

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Speaker 2: the football program arrested and four that have been banned

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Speaker 2: from the sport. Entirely so if you can do that

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Speaker 2: kind of, job what kind of what kind of hiring

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Speaker 2: job are you gonna?

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Speaker 1: Do, yeah, no it's it's a fair point to. Make it's,

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Speaker 1: hey at least they didn't get to. Ten they stopped at.

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Speaker 1: Seven you, know who. KNOWS i hadn't got the ten.

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00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 1: Yet so they've seven arrests. There that's now in basketball

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Speaker 1: they don't even have. Eleven you gotta get eleven in.

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Speaker 1: Football so they have seven rests they have in, basketball

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Speaker 1: they could have a starting lineup and two guys on

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Speaker 1: the bench that have been. Arrested, Yeah i've not been

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Speaker 1: in press some of the NAMES i. Saw Tommy reese

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Speaker 1: of The Cleveland browns was mentioned as a candidate for

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Speaker 1: The Michigan then.

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Speaker 2: He's thirty three years. Old we don't need to hire

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Speaker 2: somebody that that is that. Young and then that in,

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Speaker 2: experience we just went through. That and, LOOK i Mean

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Speaker 2: michigan used to be in this state. Anyway it was

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Speaker 2: the school that if you didn't want a major it

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Speaker 2: incompetence or, mediocrity you went To.

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Speaker 1: Michigan, yeah you would go To.

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Speaker 5: Michigan who do you?

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Speaker 1: Want who do you?

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Speaker 2: riskbin of Becoming Michigan, state and, heretofore the only reason

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Speaker 2: Bernie go To Michigan state Over. Michigan here we're giving

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Speaker 2: reasons to go To Michigan.

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Speaker 1: State, well those are three good reasons to go To Michigan.

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Speaker 1: State i'm not gonna, lie but all, right all, right thank, You.

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Speaker 6: Now i'm staring At samtown and wondering IF i want

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Speaker 1: You want to? Watch there's no sports to? Watch what

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Speaker 1: are you going to? Watch it's it's the middle of the.

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Speaker 1: Night there's no.

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Speaker 6: Spots, well you, know they'll do reruns on or whatever they.

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Speaker 1: Do do they let you? In how many? Hotels let's,

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Speaker 1: Wrappers how? Many don't answer UNTIL i give the, question

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Speaker 1: And i'm gonna go around the. Room how Many vegas

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Speaker 1: casinos has our Friend Mouthwash mike been banned? From that

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Speaker 7: CHANCE i feel like it's much more based on that.

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Speaker 6: one for a little. Bit because if you're banned from

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Speaker 6: ONE mgm, casino, yeah.

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Speaker 1: a dirty little, Scene, chris either owned BY mgm Or

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Speaker 1: caesars like that's.

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Speaker 6: Somebody it's usually just because they fell. Asleep if you're

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Speaker 7: Them so WHICH mgm casino where you at when you

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Speaker 7: got banned the first?

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Speaker 1: The caesar's property.

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Speaker 5: That You.

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Speaker 6: The First caesar's probably band from was Probably.

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Speaker 7: We can never hold The mallard meet and greet at

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Speaker 7: a casino or else. Mouthwash mike couldn't.

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Speaker 5: DISGUISE i love you.

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Speaker 1: MAN i gotta go BECAUSE i gotta. Go But i'm

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Speaker 1: go to any of the hotels on the. Strip who

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Speaker 1: Owns Samstown's that must not be A caesars OR mgm?

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Speaker 1: Proper which one banned From? Samstown that's what that. Is

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Speaker 1: UH i. DON'T i don't know who who? CARES i,

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Speaker 1: Got Big man's lame jokes of the week for the

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Speaker 1: Mike that made up for e dog? Earlier it? Did

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Speaker 1: we'll get To Big ben's lame jokes of the week

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Speaker 1: and we will do it.

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Speaker 3: Next be sure to catch live editions Of The Ben

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Speaker 1: help us out, Week blame week. Too It's Big ben's

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Speaker 1: lame joke of the. Week now let's do, It Big

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Speaker 1: Laying jokes of the. Week and Weed Man are you?

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Speaker 1: There Weed Man? Hippie? Hello? Weed?

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Speaker 5: Yeah how you?

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Speaker 1: Doing how you doing?

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Speaker 6: THERE i love?

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Speaker 1: You make me Laugh Hollywood floor to the great Weed Man.

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Speaker 1: Hippie these are actual jokes by actual. Listeners care of

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Speaker 1: The Benmaller show at gmail dot. Com benmallorshow at gmail dot.

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Speaker 1: Com what Does Weedman hippie have in common With christmas? Decorations?

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Speaker 1: What they both stay lit all night. Long that's that's

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Speaker 1: a good. Joke george And, Uvalde texas bringing the heat this.

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Speaker 1: Week why did the Homeless Weedman hippie always have viagra

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Speaker 1: in his?

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Speaker 5: Car?

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Speaker 1: Why, well if the weather got, bad he could always

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Speaker 1: just pitch a. Tent that's all he needed to.

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Speaker 5: Do AND U.

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Speaker 1: Joe In Virginia beach who sent that one? In what

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Speaker 1: Was what was one reason why Weed Man hippie's business? Failed? Why,

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Speaker 1: well unfortunately he offered entered into he entered into joint

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Speaker 1: ventures that went up and. Smoked That's george And Uvaldi.

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Speaker 1: Texas FedEx mike just sent this one in at the last.

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Speaker 1: Minute FedEx mike, asked why did Weed man get fired

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Speaker 1: from the Eminem? Factory remember why you got fired from

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Speaker 1: the Eminem? Factory why you kept throwing away all the W's?

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Speaker 1: Man what's up with?

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Speaker 2: That?

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Speaker 1: Dude oldie but a goodie has Weed man? Hip he

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Speaker 1: ever received any, ceremony awards or distinctions or any peace

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Speaker 1: prize medallions for his earnest attempts to change the.

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Speaker 5: World, WOW i really.

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Speaker 1: Should, well you, haven't Weed man because you don't have an.

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Speaker 1: Address so that's why you've not Received that's the Hut hut. Specialist,

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Speaker 1: well did you hear the news this week That Philip

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Speaker 1: rivers was asked head to The Indianapolis. Colts, Yeah and

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Speaker 1: a related, story Weed Man hippie was asked ahead to

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Speaker 1: The Miami Better Business. Bureau that's From. Gordon good to

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Speaker 1: See gordon's name again in the. Jokes, gordon a prolific

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Speaker 1: joke writer over the, year is going to see his

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Speaker 1: name still in the mix. There why is Weed man

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Speaker 1: the smartest person in the. Room why because he's the

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Speaker 1: only person in the. Room that's. Why That's noah In. Austin,

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Speaker 1: well what did the genie in the bottle of grant

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Speaker 1: Weed man when he asked for BMW's? Wow What Ben

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Speaker 1: Mahler weed and the? Show let's see what Say Ben Maller?

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Speaker 1: Weed That's chip In. Maine who sent that? One and

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Speaker 1: who is Weed man's favorite all time? Actor Who humphrey

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Speaker 1: Bou guard Bow? Garden that was not From that was

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Speaker 1: not From Blind. Scott that Was brendan From. Boston brandon From. Boston,

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Speaker 1: uh let's. SEE i think this one's not. Bad what

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Speaker 1: is Weed man's version of a pillow? Fight? What two

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Speaker 1: homeless dudes hitting each other with cardboard boxes over the?

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Speaker 1: Head that's a that's a That's mike The leprechaun out

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Speaker 1: Of boston who sent that one? In why Did santa

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Speaker 1: skip weed man hippies place last? Year? Why because Weed

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Speaker 1: man's feet were still in His christmas? Stockings that's. Why

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Speaker 1: A noah In. Austin why didn't a Young Ben maler

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Speaker 7: Coop, uh, yeah they're the same ones that you. Have

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Speaker 7: BUT i don't think you didn't read this one. Yet

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Speaker 7: it's From mike The. Apricaorn why did Weed man vote For?

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Speaker 7: OBAMA i don't. Know obama promised he would bring some

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Speaker 7: change to the. Country how about this. ONE i think

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Speaker 7: it's a pretty good. JOKE i think this is a

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