1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 1: You know, I'll never forget the summer when I was 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:07,640 Speaker 1: eleven years old and I spent two unforgettable hours with 3 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:10,400 Speaker 1: that nice tattooed man in the back of his windowless 4 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:11,160 Speaker 1: ice cream truck. 5 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:14,600 Speaker 2: Oh, Jeffrey, you need help. 6 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:18,960 Speaker 1: Of course, police had to bust in and spoil the fun. 7 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:21,120 Speaker 1: I guess it was kind of lucky he already had 8 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:24,480 Speaker 1: handcuffs in there. Oh my God, work out how they're 9 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:27,720 Speaker 1: supposed to. But not all of our summer memories can 10 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,480 Speaker 1: be as magical as my time with mister Coldfinger. 11 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:35,320 Speaker 3: Okay why some are a little more embarrassing. 12 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:40,400 Speaker 1: And to celebrate this special time of year and maybe 13 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:43,080 Speaker 1: encourage all of you to make some more lifelong memories, 14 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:46,240 Speaker 1: we want to play a game of True Confessions Summer Edition. 15 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:50,519 Speaker 1: We live some of our cringiest moments right here for 16 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:56,080 Speaker 1: all of our listeners to enjoy. We'll see we're doing 17 00:00:56,120 --> 00:01:01,280 Speaker 1: True Confessions. Next, you asked me their favorite time of year, 18 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:06,800 Speaker 1: A lot are gonna say summer. Yes, Summer's a time 19 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:13,280 Speaker 1: for backyard barbecues, family vacations, absolutely hot romantic flings, or 20 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:16,080 Speaker 1: in Brooks case, just combine all three of those hot 21 00:01:16,319 --> 00:01:23,400 Speaker 1: romantic family bars. 22 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:23,440 Speaker 2: The romantic part. Okay, he's allowed. 23 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 1: To come and watch. We make a lot of memories 24 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:29,120 Speaker 1: in this season. Most of them were eager to tell 25 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:32,119 Speaker 1: people about others. We want to bury in the sand 26 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:35,920 Speaker 1: forever on the private beach of my family's Spanish villa, Oh, 27 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:40,440 Speaker 1: never to be seen or heard from again. But no 28 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:42,640 Speaker 1: one is no. But we're allowed to air out our 29 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:45,680 Speaker 1: shame this once when we play a game called True 30 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:47,440 Speaker 1: Confessions Summer Edition. 31 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:50,440 Speaker 2: I mean, I want to give you, but I do 32 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 2: love what I learned about you. 33 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:55,440 Speaker 1: Guys, if you aren't familiar, Each member of the show 34 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:58,480 Speaker 1: has two envelopes in front of them with confessions inside 35 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:02,920 Speaker 1: about something we did in past, something during the summer months. 36 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 1: This time, one statement is true, one is a made 37 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:10,040 Speaker 1: up lie, and we choose one envelope, read the confession inside, 38 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 1: and the show only has thirty seconds to ask questions 39 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,800 Speaker 1: to figure out if it's a true story or if 40 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:17,519 Speaker 1: it's all made up. So we're just gonna get started 41 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:21,959 Speaker 1: right now with Brooke nervous, alexis, which envelope should she open? 42 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:22,200 Speaker 3: One? 43 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:22,600 Speaker 1: Or two? 44 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:23,040 Speaker 4: Two? 45 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:23,520 Speaker 3: Two? 46 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:24,720 Speaker 1: All right? Number two. 47 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:31,760 Speaker 2: We had the Fox Family Reunion every year in my hometown, 48 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:33,800 Speaker 2: and when I was twelve, years old. I was the 49 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:39,560 Speaker 2: after dinner entertainment and I'm serious though. The room loved 50 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,760 Speaker 2: it when I pulled out my ventriloquist dummy and his 51 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:46,720 Speaker 2: name was Marlin. Oh, and I did a whole ventriloquis act. 52 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:49,520 Speaker 4: How do you learn to do that? 53 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:51,240 Speaker 2: My grandfather was a magician. 54 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 1: How long did the act go on? 55 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:57,360 Speaker 2: Oh, it's pretty involved. I'd say a good fifteen minutes. 56 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:00,840 Speaker 1: And how many laughs did you get in that fifteen minutes? 57 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:02,639 Speaker 2: Oh? My mom thinks I'm really funny. 58 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:05,240 Speaker 5: The voice that you did. 59 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:10,160 Speaker 1: Morlon scary? 60 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 2: I was twelve. 61 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:11,880 Speaker 4: What do you are? 62 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 1: Did you ever? Were have allowed to do it again? 63 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,520 Speaker 2: Yes? O? 64 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:18,840 Speaker 4: Yes? 65 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:19,080 Speaker 2: Or no? 66 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:22,640 Speaker 1: Family, we have to go around the room real quick. 67 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,360 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say totally made up. That sounds like a 68 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,520 Speaker 1: total lie. Jose, I feel like. 69 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:31,919 Speaker 3: It's so on point, like Brooks family comes from magicians 70 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,120 Speaker 3: and they are weird. 71 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 4: Say it's true. I agree, I think it's true. 72 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,360 Speaker 1: I do think they have a what is it? 73 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 2: Okay? Did I perform my ventriloquist act with Marlon at 74 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 2: the Fox Family reunion? 75 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:51,800 Speaker 4: That is false. I working on the act though. 76 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:53,440 Speaker 2: I think it's a great idea. Even though it wasn't 77 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:54,440 Speaker 2: I could be doing that. 78 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:59,000 Speaker 1: Now it's your turn, Brook, Which envelope should he open one? 79 00:03:59,080 --> 00:03:59,320 Speaker 1: Or two? 80 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:07,360 Speaker 5: That's what I don't Okay. 81 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:10,720 Speaker 3: So my seventh grade summer, my friends and I were 82 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:13,400 Speaker 3: out at our community pool, Okay, and I was so 83 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,960 Speaker 3: hot that I just dove in without thinking. 84 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:19,440 Speaker 5: And I realized that I didn't have my goggles so 85 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 5: I couldn't see. So I made my way back up 86 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:27,360 Speaker 5: to the surface. My head slammed right into this lady's. 87 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:33,640 Speaker 1: CROs What did you say when you finally surface? 88 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:36,440 Speaker 3: I was just like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, 89 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:37,920 Speaker 3: Like I didn't know what to say. 90 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:40,560 Speaker 2: Was it the first time you ever touched a female's cry? 91 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:41,159 Speaker 1: Yes? 92 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:45,800 Speaker 2: Did you hurt her? 93 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:46,560 Speaker 1: No? 94 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:48,120 Speaker 2: Not a bruiser pelvic. 95 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,880 Speaker 5: She was mad. She tried to tell the lifeguard that 96 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:51,839 Speaker 5: I did it on purpose. 97 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,080 Speaker 2: Did you have to pass the swim test in order 98 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,640 Speaker 2: to be in that part of the pool? 99 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:57,640 Speaker 5: No, because I still can't swim. 100 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,840 Speaker 2: Wait, yeah, I was gonna say, that's where I feel 101 00:04:59,839 --> 00:05:01,040 Speaker 2: like a lot swim. 102 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:03,000 Speaker 1: What do you guys think, true or lie? 103 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 4: I think a lie because it doesn't know how to swim. 104 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Speaker 5: Did he think I can swim? I just can't be 105 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:07,800 Speaker 5: an open water. 106 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:09,839 Speaker 2: I think he's too scared to go off the diving board. 107 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:10,480 Speaker 2: I think it's a lie. 108 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,080 Speaker 5: I just jumped in like a child would do. 109 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,000 Speaker 1: I think we're all on the same page that there's 110 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,120 Speaker 1: no way this is true. 111 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,120 Speaker 3: My seventh grade summer friends and I were at the 112 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:23,960 Speaker 3: community pool. I dove in without my goggles and I 113 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,480 Speaker 3: surfaced into an old lady's crotch. 114 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:30,200 Speaker 5: Is a lie? 115 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:36,839 Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you too well if you're. 116 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,279 Speaker 1: Just joining us. We're in the middle of a game 117 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:42,400 Speaker 1: called True Confessions Summer Edition, gun around sharing embarrassing stories 118 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 1: from summer's past, trying to figure out if they're true 119 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:47,039 Speaker 1: or not. So far, Brooke and jose have each told 120 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:50,400 Speaker 1: us two lies, so that says it's your turn to confess. 121 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,960 Speaker 1: I think you should open envelope number one. 122 00:05:53,279 --> 00:05:56,360 Speaker 4: Okay, okay. 123 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,479 Speaker 6: I took a summer vacation with a boyfriend and we 124 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:02,040 Speaker 6: got into a huge public argument because he didn't take 125 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,560 Speaker 6: good enough tourist pictures of me. 126 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:10,360 Speaker 2: Answer college, college, college? Who was the boyfriend? What was 127 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:13,560 Speaker 2: his name? By hasting their names on here you okay, 128 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:15,400 Speaker 2: where were you? They wanted a picture taken. 129 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,880 Speaker 4: I was like in Europe, you as abroad? 130 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:20,279 Speaker 1: Okay, name one city in Europe? 131 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:26,720 Speaker 5: Paris? I really was How long were you mad? Like? 132 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,600 Speaker 4: How long the entire day? Like the whole trip? 133 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,120 Speaker 2: Who paid for the trip? You were him? 134 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:32,119 Speaker 4: My mom? 135 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:33,080 Speaker 2: Okay? 136 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,160 Speaker 1: How long did the relationship? Blast? Damn it. 137 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:38,920 Speaker 5: On the side. 138 00:06:39,279 --> 00:06:41,360 Speaker 2: I feel like she's telling the truth only because her 139 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,680 Speaker 2: mom paid for the trip. 140 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,480 Speaker 5: I did. It's true right when she said I got 141 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:48,520 Speaker 5: an argument with someone on. 142 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:50,360 Speaker 1: Like true yea, and she didn't want to she didn't 143 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:51,920 Speaker 1: want to out their name. I think it's going to 144 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:52,320 Speaker 1: be true. 145 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:53,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, okay. 146 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,960 Speaker 6: I took a summer vacation with a boyfriend and got 147 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,160 Speaker 6: into a huge fight because you wouldn't he didn't take 148 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,159 Speaker 6: good enough pictures of me? 149 00:06:59,560 --> 00:06:59,960 Speaker 4: Is true? 150 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:03,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, Harris, and I had him. 151 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,960 Speaker 6: My photo guy all day and I got to tell 152 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,320 Speaker 6: looked at him and I was like, are you kidding me? 153 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:10,600 Speaker 4: Not one is postable? 154 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:11,720 Speaker 2: All right? 155 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,680 Speaker 1: I'm a pose which envelope should I open? 156 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:16,760 Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with the word I just learned. 157 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:18,880 Speaker 1: Which is all right? Number one? 158 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,040 Speaker 5: Number one. 159 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,000 Speaker 1: At summer camp, I was on stage when a kid 160 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:26,480 Speaker 1: pantsed me in front of everyone. So I told my 161 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:28,280 Speaker 1: mom and got him kicked out. 162 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:32,080 Speaker 2: Oh what were you performing on stage? 163 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,760 Speaker 1: This was where they go around the camp and everybody 164 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,840 Speaker 1: stands up and does it like a little cheer for 165 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:38,760 Speaker 1: your group. We were doing that group cheer. 166 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,640 Speaker 5: It was the kid's name, you remember. 167 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,640 Speaker 1: I don't remember. I was really young, like nine years old. 168 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:45,320 Speaker 4: Okay, did you cry? 169 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:47,640 Speaker 1: Definitely cried? Okay, definitely. 170 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,360 Speaker 2: Did he get your indor too or your pants? Yeah? 171 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:51,160 Speaker 5: Did they see your wien? 172 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:54,000 Speaker 1: I think it was just my pants I had, really 173 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:59,000 Speaker 1: and my shirt was tucked into that I still saw. 174 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:00,720 Speaker 5: Oh man. 175 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,520 Speaker 2: I just think that Jeffrey is prime target for any 176 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:08,120 Speaker 2: sort of bully, So I'm gonna say it was true. 177 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:12,680 Speaker 3: I can see your mom raising hell over her little baby, 178 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:13,880 Speaker 3: so I'm gonna say it's true. 179 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:15,280 Speaker 4: I agree it's true. 180 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:17,600 Speaker 1: At summer camp, I was on stage when a kid 181 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:19,240 Speaker 1: pants me in front of everyone, So I told my 182 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:22,320 Speaker 1: mom and got him kicked out. That's one hundred percent true, 183 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:28,040 Speaker 1: and those kids knew not to mess with Jeffrey out 184 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:29,160 Speaker 1: the rest of the summer. 185 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:30,320 Speaker 2: Dude, you flex that. 186 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:33,960 Speaker 1: I don't know what other shameful stories my co hosts 187 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:36,360 Speaker 1: have right now, but we've learned a lot about each 188 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:36,959 Speaker 1: other so far. 189 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:39,000 Speaker 5: Pants to kid. 190 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,319 Speaker 1: There is one summer that I'm never going to live down. 191 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:43,560 Speaker 1: I hope I don't have to tell you about it. 192 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:48,240 Speaker 1: But we'll see more True Confession Summer Edition right after this. 193 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:53,320 Speaker 1: We're in the middle of True Confessions Summer Edition, going 194 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:55,200 Speaker 1: around the room trying to figure out who's telling the 195 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:59,480 Speaker 1: truth and who's a nasty little liness. Right now, we're 196 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:01,640 Speaker 1: all swim but not just from the heat outside, but 197 00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:06,000 Speaker 1: from the sheer embarrassment of telling these old stories from 198 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:09,960 Speaker 1: our past summers. Oh boy, Remember, we have all written 199 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:14,280 Speaker 1: down confessions about embarrassing stuff that we've done in previous summers. 200 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:17,240 Speaker 1: One of them is true, one is a made up lie, 201 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:20,439 Speaker 1: and nobody else knows which one is which. Yes, we're 202 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:22,520 Speaker 1: trying to figure that out. We're ready for another round 203 00:09:22,559 --> 00:09:26,439 Speaker 1: with two brand new envelopes, two new confessions inside. We're 204 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,840 Speaker 1: back to brook Brook. I want you to open envelope 205 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:29,439 Speaker 1: number three. 206 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:33,040 Speaker 2: Okay, I just like to say, for the record, I'm 207 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,920 Speaker 2: the only one that tricked you in the last round 208 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,320 Speaker 2: to true You. 209 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:40,000 Speaker 1: Know, well, the two of them. I saw right through you. 210 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:42,640 Speaker 2: You did. Okay, here we go. I was sleeping in 211 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,040 Speaker 2: a tent. I don't want to say. 212 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:48,280 Speaker 1: This, you know, what canceled the second you want to 213 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:48,840 Speaker 1: play a song. 214 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:51,920 Speaker 2: I was sleeping in a tent with my cousin one 215 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:56,320 Speaker 2: summer when I was fourteen, and he's trying to kiss me. 216 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:02,679 Speaker 2: I said no, Okay. An hour later I thought about 217 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:04,520 Speaker 2: it and I kissed him while he was asleep. 218 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:08,040 Speaker 1: Did you say how old you were? 219 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:08,760 Speaker 2: Fourteen? 220 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:10,280 Speaker 1: What's this cousin's name? 221 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,680 Speaker 2: I don't want to say. 222 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:15,680 Speaker 4: Does he know you kissed him in his sleep? No? 223 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,240 Speaker 5: No, no, you never told him? 224 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:18,120 Speaker 4: No, of course not. 225 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:18,800 Speaker 2: That's so weird. 226 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,839 Speaker 1: On a scale of one to ten, how good was 227 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:21,360 Speaker 1: the kiss? 228 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:22,160 Speaker 3: Well? 229 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:25,280 Speaker 2: Not good because I was the only one kissing Jeffrey. 230 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:29,640 Speaker 2: Terrible him A lot of shame. I mean, I have 231 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:34,280 Speaker 2: a lot of beautiful people in my family. Yeah, you know, 232 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:40,560 Speaker 2: it wasn't like I was just practicing, you know, our family. 233 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:45,280 Speaker 1: Yes, what do you guys? Thinks? 234 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,360 Speaker 4: Just because I really hope it is not. 235 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:51,240 Speaker 3: I think that she tried to oversell it with her 236 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:52,559 Speaker 3: I don't want to say this, so I'm going to 237 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:53,800 Speaker 3: say falls. 238 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,439 Speaker 1: I thought that whole like I don't want to say 239 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:58,320 Speaker 1: this thing was an act too. But she did tell 240 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:01,520 Speaker 1: us before her worst kiss ever was her first kiss, 241 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:05,600 Speaker 1: and maybe that was it her first kiss was with 242 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:08,160 Speaker 1: her cousin. It's true. 243 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,640 Speaker 2: I was sleeping in a tent with my cousin one 244 00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:13,920 Speaker 2: summer when he tried to kiss me. I said no. 245 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,240 Speaker 2: An hour later I thought about it and kissed him 246 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:26,600 Speaker 2: while he was asleep. Is false, I said, anybody when 247 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:27,240 Speaker 2: they're sleeping. 248 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:33,040 Speaker 4: People, we really sold thought your husband when he's asleep. 249 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:39,400 Speaker 2: My neighbors were just had some incestual things. 250 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:45,800 Speaker 1: Let's move on to Jose. Jose, why don't you do 251 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,080 Speaker 1: envelope three? 252 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:50,960 Speaker 3: Okay, one time I was at the beach with my 253 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:54,439 Speaker 3: family and I was eating some fruit. Really Howkirl walks 254 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:57,440 Speaker 3: by and her ice cream falls off the cone and 255 00:11:57,520 --> 00:12:02,920 Speaker 3: onto her bathing suit. So she looked at me, and 256 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:06,760 Speaker 3: I panicked and I started rubbing the fruit on my chest. 257 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:12,040 Speaker 1: What what was your strategy with that? Exactly? 258 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:13,720 Speaker 3: Well, I was trying to like make her laugh because 259 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:16,000 Speaker 3: I could tell she was embarrassed, and she was like 260 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,640 Speaker 3: oh and then looked over at me, and I was 261 00:12:17,679 --> 00:12:19,840 Speaker 3: just like. 262 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,720 Speaker 1: Okay, what kind of frill was watermelon? 263 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,120 Speaker 5: I remember there was a watermelon? 264 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,880 Speaker 2: Well, she dropped ice cream on herself. 265 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:28,280 Speaker 5: She was like, oh, yeah, exactly did she laugh? 266 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:29,559 Speaker 2: You know? 267 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,840 Speaker 5: She was like, well, she was wearing sunglasses, but she 268 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,120 Speaker 5: was like cringe like. Her reaction was like, uh. 269 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:38,320 Speaker 1: I didn't get well, yeah, okay. 270 00:12:38,679 --> 00:12:40,800 Speaker 2: I didn't even get to ask the age. 271 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,720 Speaker 1: What do you think broke? Is it true or false? 272 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:45,080 Speaker 2: I think it's false. 273 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,440 Speaker 6: If he said he went and rubbed it off her bikini, 274 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,360 Speaker 6: I'd say true, but I think false that he just 275 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,240 Speaker 6: say in the sea. 276 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:56,400 Speaker 1: Myself, I'm gonna say that it was true. It seems 277 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,760 Speaker 1: like something jose would do in a moment of panic. 278 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,959 Speaker 5: One time, I was at the beach with my family 279 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:01,920 Speaker 5: eating some fruit. 280 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,880 Speaker 3: Girl walks by, drops ice cream off of her coat 281 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:06,840 Speaker 3: onto the ground, and she looks at me. 282 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,520 Speaker 5: Blah blah blah. I was lying and none of it 283 00:13:08,559 --> 00:13:08,840 Speaker 5: was wrong. 284 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:14,600 Speaker 3: I want to do this so somebody eye contact while 285 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:15,679 Speaker 3: I rubbed watermelon on my neck. 286 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:19,160 Speaker 2: It was like a special OnlyFans thing. 287 00:13:19,679 --> 00:13:19,880 Speaker 5: Yeah. 288 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:25,920 Speaker 1: Confession's summer edition, telling embarrassing stories from summer's past. Alexis 289 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:29,319 Speaker 1: you're up. You should open envelope number two. 290 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:32,719 Speaker 2: Okay. 291 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:35,320 Speaker 6: My parents took me and one of my brothers on 292 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:38,120 Speaker 6: a trip to the Alamo, where they had mannequins dressed 293 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:41,280 Speaker 6: in uniforms pretending to be in battle. The entire time, 294 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,720 Speaker 6: I thought the mannequins were dead people who were stuffed. 295 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,760 Speaker 5: No, oh my. 296 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:49,319 Speaker 2: God, why did you think that they would do that? 297 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,240 Speaker 6: I was just like younger, so I just like stayed 298 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,400 Speaker 6: away from them because I thought they were real. 299 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:56,000 Speaker 2: And they didn't smell. That didn't like you think. 300 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:58,199 Speaker 4: I'm thinking about that. I'm not that morbid when I'm liddle. 301 00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,439 Speaker 5: Why did you find out? 302 00:13:59,559 --> 00:13:59,840 Speaker 4: Was it like? 303 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:00,559 Speaker 5: Afterwards? 304 00:14:00,559 --> 00:14:01,040 Speaker 1: Are during? 305 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,080 Speaker 6: But we went like I talked to my parents about 306 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,120 Speaker 6: it afterwards, I like it. 307 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:06,920 Speaker 1: What city is the Alamo in? 308 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,480 Speaker 4: I went his little visit in Texas? 309 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,280 Speaker 5: That was the best question. 310 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:15,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, just because of the Texas answer, I'm going to 311 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:18,079 Speaker 2: go with true. I would believe that. 312 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,720 Speaker 5: Now now, Yeah, I think it's true. 313 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:22,040 Speaker 1: If there's one thing Alexis doesn't know a whole bunch 314 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,080 Speaker 1: of stuff, but there's one thing that she knows about, 315 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:27,360 Speaker 1: it's fashion and mannequins. So I'm going to say that 316 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:28,000 Speaker 1: was made up. 317 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:31,320 Speaker 4: Okay, my parents took me and my brother's I troop 318 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:31,640 Speaker 4: to the. 319 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,280 Speaker 6: Alamo where they had mannequins dressed in uniforms that I 320 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:35,600 Speaker 6: thought were dead people were stuffed. 321 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:41,520 Speaker 2: Is fall? Your parents never took you on an education. 322 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:45,560 Speaker 5: That's that's sure. Her mom wouldn't want to go to 323 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,120 Speaker 5: the ALM, like, let's go bar hopping by the album? 324 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:52,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, all right, we got time for me to 325 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,800 Speaker 1: do one more. I'm opening up envelope number three. Let's 326 00:14:55,840 --> 00:15:01,760 Speaker 1: see what I think. During a summer production of Hello Dolly, 327 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,840 Speaker 1: Oh God, I screwed up my tap dance solo so 328 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:08,440 Speaker 1: bad that I threw a tantrum and quit mid performance 329 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:11,200 Speaker 1: and then punched a fake street lamp Ooh. 330 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:17,080 Speaker 5: I don't believe I would see it open handed slash. 331 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,400 Speaker 2: Where was the performance happening? 332 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,600 Speaker 1: It was at one of those summer theaters. 333 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,160 Speaker 2: Okay, how many people are in the audience? 334 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:28,320 Speaker 1: Forty twelve? Well? 335 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,960 Speaker 2: What was the song too that you did? 336 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:34,320 Speaker 1: The solo Hello Dolly? Well, Hello, you know that one? Dolly? 337 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:34,880 Speaker 2: No? I know? 338 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,920 Speaker 5: How long would you tap dance for? 339 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:38,200 Speaker 3: Bro? 340 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:42,320 Speaker 1: It was only like a twenty second solo, enough to 341 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,400 Speaker 1: screw it up real bad. 342 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,800 Speaker 2: God. I didn't believe him until that very last spons 343 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,760 Speaker 2: about the twenty seconds he was in. 344 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,560 Speaker 5: Everything yearsical and dance. 345 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you're tougher than that. I think you 346 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,400 Speaker 2: go on with the show, Jeffrey. I don't think you'd 347 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,080 Speaker 2: throw a tantrum. 348 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:59,240 Speaker 4: I think it's false. Yeah, I say false. 349 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:00,760 Speaker 5: I'm going to say it's true. 350 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,640 Speaker 1: During a summer production of Hello Dolly, I screwed up 351 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:06,040 Speaker 1: my tap dance solo so bad. I threw a tantrum 352 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:12,080 Speaker 1: and quit mid performance. That's false. I never the show 353 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:15,400 Speaker 1: must go mess up with tap dance song. I would 354 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,520 Speaker 1: cry right through it, but I'm not walking off stage. 355 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:23,520 Speaker 1: There it is. That is true. Confessions Summer Edition. We 356 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,480 Speaker 1: all learned something about each other, and hopefully we inspired 357 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,240 Speaker 1: our listeners to go out and make some of their 358 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,800 Speaker 1: own embarrassing summer memories. Go kiss your cousins. 359 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,680 Speaker 5: They're like, why do we listen to these? 360 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,040 Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. 361 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,160 Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.