WEBVTT - Anti-Woke Bills, Pro-Assassination CIA, and Neutral-Metaverse 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:03.120 Welcome to Worst Year Ever, A production of I Heart 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:24.000 Radio Together everything, So don't don't do what soaking my Mormons? 0:00:25.040 --> 0:00:31.440 Alright for the week off to you guys, is this soaking? 0:00:32.159 --> 0:00:35.160 Oh my god? All right, right right out of the gate. 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:37.440 So you know how like when you were in high school, 0:00:37.520 --> 0:00:42.080 the Catholic kids in our talk, Yeah, well it's very important, Katie, 0:00:42.080 --> 0:00:45.960 It's incredibly important. So Kate me you you know you 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:49.440 did you go Did you guys all go to public schools? Yes? Yeah, 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:53.720 I'm so sorry I was not recording. Oh well, we're 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:57.320 keeping all of this. We're keeping everything we did so far. Katie, 0:00:57.320 --> 0:00:58.880 you went to a public school, Cody, you went to 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:01.319 public school. I went to a public school. We all 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:04.720 had like, like Catholic kids at the schools and also 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:07.080 Catholic schools that you like would compete with. And so 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:09.480 every time now and then you'd meet like Catholic kids, 0:01:09.800 --> 0:01:12.280 and Catholic kids fucked as much as everybody else, but 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:16.800 they had been There was this widespread belief, particularly among 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:19.360 the Catholic girls that I knew in high school, that 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:21.920 it didn't count if it was but sex, that like 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:25.120 that wasn't you weren't you weren't having premarital sex if 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:26.399 it was in the ask because you can't make a 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:33.760 baby that way. Funny, it's so funny to jump from um, 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:36.760 just the most obvious thing to jump to butt sex 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:41.720 like like that is it's funny because there's enough if 0:01:41.760 --> 0:01:45.440 you if you extend that logic, you could argue that, like, well, 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:48.160 the Catholic Church shouldn't have any problem with gay sex 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:51.360 because it's not sex because children can't be like under 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:53.840 their definition of it. You know, I don't know, I've 0:01:53.880 --> 0:01:58.440 never understood it. But that was that was what can 0:01:58.480 --> 0:02:02.000 we get the pop on? Yeah, I've been reaching out 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:04.480 to the Pope, by which I mean I have been 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:10.200 screaming at the Vatican during my weekly visits to Italy. Um. 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:12.680 But but so far, no response. I mean I've gotten 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:16.840 arrested a few times, but no, like practical response. It's 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:22.080 a form of a response, yeah, from from someone. Um. 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:26.360 So soaking is the Mormon equivalent of that, right, because 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:29.320 because kids are always as horny as as kids always are. 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:31.720 But if your religion says you can't do this, you 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:33.720 can't do that, you find ways to do this in 0:02:33.720 --> 0:02:36.480 that that don't violate your religion. So you can't like 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:40.960 fuck before marriage if you're Mormon. But soaking is not fucking. 0:02:41.040 --> 0:02:44.040 That's just getting your dick inside of vagina and just 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:47.160 kind of lay in there. Right, That's what soaking is. Yeah, 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:54.799 that's what soaking is there and also that still counts 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:58.119 as sex. Well, they're not from Mormons because they're not 0:02:58.400 --> 0:03:00.800 you're not humping and a currently, So I had heard 0:03:00.840 --> 0:03:03.160 about soaking a long time ago. That's that's a thing 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:06.360 I've heard from enough people who like did it that 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:12.440 I know is real. Little certain about is um jump humps, 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:15.200 which some people on Twitter have said is a real 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:18.800 thing that I I can't I can't confirm from people 0:03:18.840 --> 0:03:21.320 I know well who are morening. How do you put 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:24.840 your penis inside someone and just sit there? Uh, well, 0:03:24.960 --> 0:03:28.800 you have a friend like any little bit. You can't 0:03:28.840 --> 0:03:33.919 even like breathe because like the slightest movement, it requires 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:36.200 perfect balance, Katie, let me explain it. Because you have 0:03:36.280 --> 0:03:37.920 to be you have to have two things that are 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:41.240 in perfect balance. You have to be very horny and 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:43.440 you have to be very scared of God. And if 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:46.000 your horny nous outweighs your fear of God, then you're 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:48.240 gonna fuck and if your fear of God outweighs your 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:54.080 horny nous, you're not gonna sunk at all. Yeah, yeah, 0:03:54.120 --> 0:03:56.280 then you soak. You got to keep the atoms from 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:59.560 from dancing. And maybe, allegedly the people are claiming on 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:02.560 Twitter and out jump pumping has been added where you 0:04:02.560 --> 0:04:04.600 will have a friend jump on the bed because then 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:08.520 it's kind of like like thrusting. It creates the friction. 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:13.520 It creates friction, but they're not doing it someone else's. 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:17.279 I can't confirm. I know for a fact that because 0:04:17.279 --> 0:04:20.600 of Mormons that I know well who were not like bullshitting, 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:22.839 that's soaking is a thing. I mean, we call that 0:04:22.920 --> 0:04:26.000 a threesome. I'm pretty sure you call it are what 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:30.960 kind of threesomes? Do you have? No more monkeys jumping 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:33.880 on the bed? I mean, in a way it's a threesome. 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:38.320 It's recomplicate them. It just sucks and it's bad, like 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:47.599 it's just making a threesome. Shitty. Yeah, we have unpacked this. 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:50.480 I think we need to unpack one more thing. Because 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:53.520 if you if the goal is to keep no friction 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:57.120 in your sex and just sit there, just sit in it, right, Okay, 0:04:57.520 --> 0:05:02.040 I don't subscribe to it, but or the logic, but whatever, 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:06.080 that's what's happening. In order to get it in, you're 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:08.960 creating friction. Yeah, so like you have to have a 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:11.440 little bit of sex, or you have to be very 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:14.160 careful about how you get it in. I just have 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:17.280 to say, because I have to say it, that's sex. 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:20.640 It's penetration, it's sex. I don't care how them. I 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:24.480 think a variety of other things are sex too. Yeah, absolutely, 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:27.680 that is. I think it's it's it's sex. If you 0:05:27.800 --> 0:05:30.280 just go down on someone or someone goes down on you, 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:32.240 those are all sex acts. It's sex if you're just 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:35.080 kind of like making out and groping and following each 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:38.360 other at the point of orgasm. Yeah, I think sex 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:43.200 is a hearty wink. Wow, I have had a lot 0:05:43.240 --> 0:05:47.240 of sex with a lot of strangers. In that case, um, 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:50.640 I should get my eyes tested. I just I'm just 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:54.200 a winker. So it's not a blink. A blink is 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:57.039 not to be confused that I mean not a that's 0:05:57.080 --> 0:05:59.640 not consent. That does kind of make me wonder about 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:02.280 Mormon oral sex. Like can you face soak and then 0:06:02.360 --> 0:06:07.760 jump pump and that that counts more than five minutes? 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:10.960 I did enjoy the friend in the post that sort 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:14.520 of knocked this off. The person who is doing the 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:19.200 jump pumping for a friend use the phrase called to soak, 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:25.200 which is a pun on call to serve, which is 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:29.840 like a Mormon like thing. From what I understand, it's 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:32.600 amazing and good for them. Well, I do feel like 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:36.720 these people clearly have the moral upper hand from us, 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:40.840 last of us going to hell. It's very funny. It's 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:44.320 always very funny when when churches get weird about sex, 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:47.400 because the only thing it does is it is it 0:06:47.400 --> 0:06:50.359 creates a generation of kids who are even weirder about 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:52.000 sex than they would have been if they'd just been 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:54.920 allowed to like do whatever when they were kids. Yeah, 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:58.000 it's it is funny, and that's that's what we should 0:06:58.000 --> 0:07:03.119 take away from this. But also it is upsetting people. Yeah, 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:06.080 I mean a person jumping on the bed so their 0:07:06.120 --> 0:07:13.760 friends can have friction, actually introduction into into non monogamy. 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:16.760 Who knows what it really should? Move on to the news. 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:20.680 I think I will say one thing, you think your 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:24.200 kids are soaking, show them sex education. The TV show 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:27.200 on Netflix, British show There's the third season just came out. 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:32.520 I'm it's awesome. It's a great show dealing about teen 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:36.800 sexuality and having conversations and about culture and how we 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:40.640 talk about sex, etcetera. And UM, that's my way of 0:07:40.640 --> 0:07:46.960 wrapping up this segment, giving you something useful. And I 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:48.720 was gonna end it. No no, no, no no, it's better 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:51.240 than what I was gonna say, which is stopped talking 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:55.320 and everything disgusting. But yeah, let's talk about some news things. 0:07:55.880 --> 0:08:00.400 I don't know what news things. I love the news. UM, 0:08:00.440 --> 0:08:03.080 I want to talk real quick. This is sort of inconsequential, 0:08:03.200 --> 0:08:07.080 but I think it's also indicative of the times. Um. 0:08:07.120 --> 0:08:11.520 Marco Rubio introduced this bill. Speaking by the way, speaking 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:15.080 of Marco Rubio, inconsequential but indicative of the times is 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:19.720 the perfect, the perfect description of that man. The top 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:23.680 of his website, UM, his re election campaign is this bill. 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:27.600 And it's about wokeness and corporations. And we knew this 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:32.200 was coming, and speaking of soaking, we knew this was coming. Um, 0:08:32.240 --> 0:08:35.880 And it's just the silliest thing I think one could imagine, 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:38.280 while also again being very indicative at the times. It's 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:44.360 called the Mind your Own Business Act, and I you know, 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:48.040 we're calling it an anti woke bill. And we can. 0:08:48.120 --> 0:08:51.520 You know, it's dismissive language. It's this anti woke stuff. 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:54.320 It literally uses the word woke in the bill. Yeah, 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:57.200 I can't think of anything more embarrassing than a senator 0:08:57.320 --> 0:09:01.960 writing a republic in writing a Mind your Own Business Act. 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:08.200 Have I just have a question, have I'm sure there's 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:11.760 been lots of ridiculous names of legislation, but this one's 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:16.880 pretty good. It's always been such, you know, like, yes, 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:19.880 I'm sure it has anyway, Oh yeah, the Mind your 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:25.400 Own Business Act ridiculous, just so ridiculous and um, aside 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:27.640 from just the fact that a senator wrote a bill 0:09:27.800 --> 0:09:29.600 and was like, I'll use the word woke and put 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:32.560 it in quotes, and that'll that's the law. That's a 0:09:32.640 --> 0:09:37.160 law that I think should exist. Is nonsense. Explain this law. Yeah, 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:39.319 I'm just gonna read some quotes from Ruby's office and 0:09:39.360 --> 0:09:44.640 Rubio himself because it's quite a doozy. Um. Specifically, the 0:09:44.760 --> 0:09:48.320 legislation would require corporate directors to prove their quote woke 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:51.760 corporate actions were in the shareholder's best interest in order 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:55.079 to avoid liability for breach of fiduciary duty and shareholder 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:59.480 litigation over corporate actions relating to certain social policies. It 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:02.920 would also incentivize corporate management to stop abusing their positions 0:10:02.920 --> 0:10:07.160 to advance left wing social policies by increasing their personal 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:11.439 liability to shareholders for breaches of fiduciary duty resulting from 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:18.640 these questions. Yes, question, so very specific um about incentivizing 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:21.839 corporate management to stop abusing their positions to advance left 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:28.680 wing social policies. Now does this work in reverse? So 0:10:28.960 --> 0:10:35.160 interesting question? Probably there So spoiler, There are no no 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:38.640 co sponsors for this bill. It's bill, and it's because 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:42.600 even even the other like all of the Republicans running 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:45.000 these a lot of these companies don't want this bill 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:47.160 because it would just be it would just be creating 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:50.520 a big legal clusterfuck. And the fact of the matter 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:54.040 is everything that he's calling like corporations doing woke things 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:57.360 against the interest of the shareholders. Those corporations are only 0:10:57.400 --> 0:10:59.600 doing because they see it as the best thing for 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:04.240 their them any fucking action if they don't think it's profitable. 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:06.120 None of them are doing it to be woke. They're 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:08.640 all doing it because most people hate the kind of 0:11:08.640 --> 0:11:13.400 ship that Marco Rubio uh grand stands about. Because he's 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:16.120 he's playing to a tiny audience of about three percent 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:20.800 of Americans who give money to him and people like him. Um, 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:25.000 it's so yes, yes, exactly. Um, it's very laughable um 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:28.520 and also insidious. Um. But like an example of the 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:31.880 clusterfuck you're talking about, there's like language in there about um, 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:35.880 like divisive concepts of like sex, stereotyping and things like that. 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:39.120 And as I think it was Max kennerally I think 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:41.560 pointed this out where so you can sue hungry man 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:45.880 frozen dinners because that's a that's a stereotype. Yeah, about 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:50.000 that's a stereotype. You can totally do that. But that's 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:53.160 not what Marco is talking about. He's talking about like, uh, 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:55.600 companies saying like that's a bad law. It's so it's 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:57.680 so ridiculous. I want to talking about a company putting 0:11:57.720 --> 0:12:00.720 up like a fucking trans Right's flag on their Twitter 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:04.080 account or something like he's talking about. What he's talking 0:12:04.080 --> 0:12:08.559 about our gestures that like at most are like mildly 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:12.880 pleasant to see and and and are generally completely ineffective. 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:16.800 Like again, are things that the companies don't believe, but 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:20.199 rather they understand the way the country is going, and 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:23.640 they're trying to keep making money. Yeah, they're not. They're 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:26.600 not taking a stand for wokeness. It's Pride month, and 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:29.280 all of their competitors put up flags, So they're doing 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:33.120 the thing that everybody does during Pride months. Um. It's 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:36.080 so it's so obvious. Um. This is one other quote 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:38.280 from him that I think is very funny from him. Specifically, 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:42.079 patriotic Americans who love their country and the opportunity it 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:44.520 provides should be able to fight back against the growing 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:49.120 tyranny of the woke elites running corporate America. These are 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:52.200 often nationalist corporations. I thought the corporation for people that 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:55.200 a mass fortunes divorced from the fate of our great 0:12:55.240 --> 0:13:01.400 country while pushing socially destructive far left policies, lie Boycott's 0:13:02.400 --> 0:13:05.880 and canceled crusades at home. I'm sorry who burned all 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:10.880 the nikes? M hm oh, oh what what? I don't 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:15.720 remember that, Therefore it didn't happen. It must not have happened. 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:20.320 That who flushed their razors down the toilet? Um, it's 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:24.720 so nonsensical, but also an important thing about it's obviously 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:25.960 like you can use it, like I said, for like 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:28.559 hungry man dinners or whatever the funk you want, because 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:32.439 it's so vague. Um, it's vague on purpose. Uh. And 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:36.320 it's insidious. Uh. Much like when Ted Cruz tried to 0:13:36.360 --> 0:13:41.160 get Antifa labeled a terrorist organization, where he used like 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:43.800 it was like Antifa but also like left wing activism 0:13:43.840 --> 0:13:47.200 and like protesters associated with Antifa's all sort of vague 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:51.760 terms that could mean anything. Uh. Marco Rubio knows that 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:55.760 the term woke can mean anything. It can mean against 0:13:55.800 --> 0:14:00.400 police brutality, it can mean environmentalism, it can mean anything 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:04.960 to anybody. Um. So it's just very obviously sort of 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:07.760 like yeah, like whatever, it's it's a right wing term 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:11.000 for I don't like this, yes, um. And it's so 0:14:12.120 --> 0:14:14.240 it's just so funny that he's trying to do this, 0:14:14.320 --> 0:14:16.760 and so like you said, like just he is the 0:14:16.920 --> 0:14:21.800 inconsequential but like most appropriate fucking figure now. Um. And 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:25.920 I just thought it was important to bring this up 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:28.800 because it's so silly, but also this is but also 0:14:28.880 --> 0:14:30.960 this is what these people are trying to do. Um. 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:35.240 And eventually somebody might get an actual co sponsor on 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:38.920 their terrible bill um and push this forward. Um, and 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:42.120 then it'll be a clusterfuck because you know anything can 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:44.680 mean anything else. Um, but I just thought it was 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:47.600 so funny. And uh, I can't believe he actually wrote 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:49.720 the word woke twice. It's twice in the bills. Yeah, 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:55.400 it's amazing. I can, I absolutely can. These guys. His 0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:59.120 his basic seat is safe unless somebody primaries him from 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:01.720 like the right is even like more out of their 0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:06.840 goddamn mind. Um. And he has no real national chance 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:08.920 of things, like he knows that there's no way Marco 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:10.920 Ruby is ever going to be president. He's tried, and 0:15:10.960 --> 0:15:13.560 he was bad at trying. So the only way for 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:16.120 him to be relevant and to continue to make money 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:19.840 is to signpost. Is the virtue signal for the ship 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:24.320 that like Republicans love, like hardcore republicans love, which is 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:29.160 stupid culture war bullshit because they have nothing else, um 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:33.320 and none of it, none of this ship. Yeah, no, 0:15:33.400 --> 0:15:36.600 there's nothing nonsense. And it's all they have. It's like 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:41.120 it's like it's it's just like they it's all they have. Um. 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:44.040 When they're on like you know, the news shows, they 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:45.640 go and meet the press or whatever, and it's all 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:48.080 like culture wars stuff and it's just like now so 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:51.160 now legislatively it's all cultural war stuff. Usually it's just like, Okay, 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:53.320 we want to cut taxes and like do that kind 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:55.200 of ship. But now it's just like, yeah, we hate 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:58.120 corporations now, but only because of the wokeness um and 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:00.720 it would require like it's so it's just like a 0:16:00.760 --> 0:16:03.760 misunderstanding of the situation too, whether it's purposeful or not, 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:06.800 because the bill is to put the burden of proof 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:10.360 on corporations to show that they're far left actions are 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:13.520 in the shareholder's best interests, and as we have discussed, 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:17.160 they are because most people want that kind of ship, 0:16:17.360 --> 0:16:20.280 whether or not they believe it. That's what the people want. 0:16:20.560 --> 0:16:25.640 Um yeah, And it's just so obvious, and yeah, they'll 0:16:25.640 --> 0:16:29.160 never there will never be any like I don't know, 0:16:29.240 --> 0:16:32.240 wreck heading here because the thing that the GOP cannot 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:36.200 ever do is acknowledge that, like their policies are unpopular, 0:16:36.800 --> 0:16:40.520 if not hated, by more than sixty percent of the nation. 0:16:41.200 --> 0:16:45.720 Um yeah, but they like the entirety of their actual 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:50.400 like political relevance is based on denying that and claiming 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:55.000 that anybody else who wins election who's not a fucking 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:59.520 paleo conservative fascists everything whatever is uh yeah, it's it's 0:16:59.600 --> 0:17:02.920 everything about about their platform is about framing the other 0:17:02.960 --> 0:17:06.320 side as other and bad, and they are ever ever 0:17:06.440 --> 0:17:11.080 running on something that is good that we need. There's 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:15.920 cultural war, it is one hundred protecting interests and they're 0:17:15.960 --> 0:17:19.720 not even pretending otherwise because what do they stand for. 0:17:20.119 --> 0:17:23.479 It is it is impossible to actually improve anything with 0:17:23.520 --> 0:17:28.760 any of the measures they improving improving. Democrats aren't much better, No, 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:31.800 the Democrats aren't. The Democrats haven't like are are more 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:35.840 or less incapable of improving anything, But at least their 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:40.439 politics are based upon pretending that they will, whereas Republican 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:43.080 politics are based on nothing but owning the lips. Like 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:46.040 that's all they are now because that's where the money is. 0:17:46.119 --> 0:17:48.119 That's how you get the crowds, That's how you get 0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:50.600 coverage in the media. Like a lot of this is 0:17:50.600 --> 0:17:54.920 the media's falling. They will not when elections. We'll talk 0:17:54.960 --> 0:18:00.840 about a little more with a build back better baby. Um, 0:18:00.920 --> 0:18:04.320 first we gotta take a quick at break and then 0:18:04.359 --> 0:18:07.680 we're going to build back better by talking about see 0:18:07.720 --> 0:18:19.680 I hate plans to assassinate Julian A sance together everything 0:18:19.880 --> 0:18:26.879 so don't don't and better from breaks and c I 0:18:26.960 --> 0:18:29.480 a did it. They decided to do something, and they 0:18:29.520 --> 0:18:33.639 find they finally did it correctly. They finally didn't fail 0:18:33.720 --> 0:18:38.199 miserably after I mean finally didn't. Like I'm glad this 0:18:38.280 --> 0:18:40.600 information got out, and it's good that people are like 0:18:40.720 --> 0:18:43.080 up in arms about it, but it's also like, okay, 0:18:43.119 --> 0:18:45.439 so yeah, they were spitballing about ways to murder a 0:18:45.480 --> 0:18:49.200 guy and then they didn't do it. Like in the 0:18:49.240 --> 0:18:52.240 grand scheme of c I A. Fuccory, this is pretty 0:18:52.240 --> 0:18:54.919 low on the list. Actually you want to read some 0:18:55.000 --> 0:18:59.400 of this, sure, I mean, because it made me laugh. 0:18:59.600 --> 0:19:02.240 It would have been like wild as fuck if they'd 0:19:02.280 --> 0:19:08.000 ever done it. Really yeah. In response, the CIA and 0:19:08.040 --> 0:19:10.600 the White House began preparing for a number of scenarios 0:19:10.640 --> 0:19:16.920 to foil Assange's Russian departure plan. According to three former officials, 0:19:17.160 --> 0:19:20.639 those included potential gun battles within Kremlin operatives in the 0:19:20.680 --> 0:19:25.800 streets of London, crashing a car into a Russian diplomatic 0:19:25.880 --> 0:19:29.800 vehicle transporting Assange, and then grabbing him and shooting out 0:19:29.840 --> 0:19:33.359 the tires of a Russian plane carrying a Sange before 0:19:33.359 --> 0:19:38.800 it could take off to Moscow's British US officials asked 0:19:38.840 --> 0:19:42.000 their British counterpoint parts to do the shooting if gunfire 0:19:42.160 --> 0:19:45.879 was required, and the British agreed. According to a senior 0:19:45.880 --> 0:19:52.919 Administration official, um, it's so funny, you know what this 0:19:53.000 --> 0:19:55.800 all sounds like, because again they didn't do this, and 0:19:55.840 --> 0:19:58.719 we don't actually know if they even took any serious 0:19:58.960 --> 0:20:02.280 actions to like pair for this. It sounds like some 0:20:02.400 --> 0:20:08.960 fucking ci A goons watched the fifteen James Bond movie Specter. Uh, 0:20:09.000 --> 0:20:11.280 and then we're so amped up about it two years 0:20:11.359 --> 0:20:13.560 later that they were talking about you were gonna have 0:20:13.640 --> 0:20:16.360 to shoot out the fucking planes, tires, We're gonna grab him. 0:20:16.400 --> 0:20:20.080 It's like, aney, it's like a little just like like 0:20:20.200 --> 0:20:22.879 most of the this kind of ship didn't really happen 0:20:23.240 --> 0:20:26.280 all that off, especially not in places like London during 0:20:26.280 --> 0:20:28.160 the fucking height of the Cold War, Like there weren't 0:20:28.160 --> 0:20:31.840 people weren't shooting planes in towntown London or whatever. Okay, 0:20:31.920 --> 0:20:35.520 so I'm just gonna read a little bit more. It 0:20:35.600 --> 0:20:38.680 is the vertical. It's unclear how serious the proposals to 0:20:38.760 --> 0:20:41.520 kill it. Of course it was. I was told they 0:20:41.520 --> 0:20:45.119 were just spitballing in staid of former senior counterintelligence official 0:20:45.160 --> 0:20:49.040 brief and the discussions about kinetic options. Regarding the Wikily founder, 0:20:49.359 --> 0:20:52.240 it was just Trump being Trump. So what this tells 0:20:52.280 --> 0:20:58.720 me is this is like the writer room for We're 0:20:58.760 --> 0:21:03.360 on the clock. They're paid the bullshit. Yeah yeah, it's 0:21:03.520 --> 0:21:06.600 very indicative of like the silliness of the organization in general, 0:21:06.640 --> 0:21:08.440 and why a lot of the like why a lot 0:21:08.480 --> 0:21:10.200 of the things they do is like, wait, you try 0:21:10.280 --> 0:21:13.240 to do what it sounds like an episode of Veep 0:21:13.359 --> 0:21:15.240 is what it sounds. Yeah, I've got, I've got, I've 0:21:15.280 --> 0:21:18.280 got some transcripts from the meeting, uh C, I agent 0:21:18.359 --> 0:21:23.760 one and then the guns go and then I'm gonna 0:21:23.800 --> 0:21:29.120 be like, um, it's just like and I'm like, it's 0:21:29.160 --> 0:21:34.600 another thematically, it's interesting because much like the stupid bill 0:21:34.680 --> 0:21:37.879 we just talked about, it's like indicative like that's actually 0:21:37.880 --> 0:21:40.080 really fucked up that they were talking about. Like it's 0:21:40.240 --> 0:21:43.439 very don't don't get mystery of it is like not 0:21:43.560 --> 0:21:46.919 thinking it's fucked up, but it's it's like, I'm sorry 0:21:47.040 --> 0:21:49.439 to push back on action movies which now think we 0:21:49.480 --> 0:21:52.000 think it's possible, we think that's a good idea. We 0:21:52.000 --> 0:21:55.359 don't think about collateral damage anyway. Continue you look at 0:21:55.480 --> 0:21:58.000 the wave like look at the way the Russians actually 0:21:58.080 --> 0:22:01.760 carried out like assassiny missions in London. They were using 0:22:01.840 --> 0:22:08.679 like really bizarre fucking uh poisons and ship that they 0:22:08.680 --> 0:22:12.199 were like shooting people like fucking like umbrella darts are 0:22:12.240 --> 0:22:15.800 poisoning their drinks or whatever, like that's how you do 0:22:15.840 --> 0:22:18.199 this ship if you're a state, like you know what 0:22:18.480 --> 0:22:24.919 the plan is, like like super and like part two, 0:22:24.960 --> 0:22:30.800 it's like, well want to yeah, no, And I'm sure 0:22:30.880 --> 0:22:34.119 I'm sure after like the bullshit session ended, the whatever 0:22:34.280 --> 0:22:36.879 serious people exist in the CIA were like, no, if 0:22:36.920 --> 0:22:39.520 we're killing Julia Massange, we're going to fucking poison his 0:22:39.600 --> 0:22:42.400 drink by like the fact that we we own one 0:22:42.440 --> 0:22:44.959 of the people who works at the Ecuadorian embassy and 0:22:45.000 --> 0:22:48.359 like refills their water bottles or whatever. Like I'm sure 0:22:48.359 --> 0:22:50.680 they have that option if they if they had gotten 0:22:50.680 --> 0:22:52.360 the go ahead to kill him, they could have done 0:22:52.400 --> 0:22:55.760 it without machine gun battles with the Kremlin in London. 0:22:56.080 --> 0:22:58.240 And also I don't think the Kremlin would have agreed 0:22:58.240 --> 0:22:59.720 to get it, like they're gonna be like, are we 0:22:59.760 --> 0:23:03.120 gonna get into a machine gun battle? Of course we're not. 0:23:03.920 --> 0:23:09.760 I would probably watch that movie, sure, absolutely, especially if 0:23:09.840 --> 0:23:14.400 Julian Assange is played by who should he be played by? 0:23:14.520 --> 0:23:19.119 It would be a good Juliana Yeah, yeah, yeah, Scars 0:23:19.119 --> 0:23:26.000 Guard yeah baby yeah, which I could see that or 0:23:24.840 --> 0:23:30.440 any of them. Yeah, who's the guy from there will 0:23:30.480 --> 0:23:34.919 be blood, the little Weasley kid, Paul Paul Dano, I 0:23:34.920 --> 0:23:37.080 can see doing some sort of type. I know he's 0:23:37.080 --> 0:23:41.960 not blonde. Like I like the idea of Julian Assange 0:23:42.080 --> 0:23:45.040 being played by like a rotating cast of all the 0:23:45.080 --> 0:23:47.800 Scars Guards, Like every scene it's a different Scars Guard, 0:23:47.880 --> 0:23:51.360 but they're all playing Julian Assange, like the like, what's 0:23:51.400 --> 0:23:57.200 that imaginarium of Dr Parnassis? That's exactly right, exactly what 0:23:57.200 --> 0:23:59.880 what I want for this because the CIA got an 0:23:59.880 --> 0:24:05.680 Age Ray. Yeah, I'd like the gilliam version of yeah, 0:24:05.800 --> 0:24:07.720 buck it, let's go all the way with this ship 0:24:08.560 --> 0:24:10.920 higher the same guys who are part of this bullshit 0:24:11.040 --> 0:24:18.000 session to be the scripture of the screenwriters it is. 0:24:18.160 --> 0:24:20.760 It is funny in our in our doc about this, 0:24:20.840 --> 0:24:23.720 Garrison pointed out how fucked up it is that one 0:24:23.760 --> 0:24:26.160 of the people within the agency who thought this plan 0:24:26.280 --> 0:24:29.440 was ridiculous said, this isn't Pakistan or Egypt. We're talking 0:24:29.480 --> 0:24:31.720 about London, which is literally saying, well, you can get 0:24:31.720 --> 0:24:33.720 into a big gunfight in the middle of another nation's 0:24:33.800 --> 0:24:35.960 capital if they're like not white, but what we're gonna 0:24:35.960 --> 0:24:39.480 do this? We can't. We can't do it. There, come on, people, 0:24:39.560 --> 0:24:42.920