1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:01,880 Speaker 1: Math problem. It's the Jewble Show. 2 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:04,520 Speaker 2: What do you get when you take one courtroom, add 3 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:09,360 Speaker 2: one ridiculously outspoken wrapper, and add one live microphone recording 4 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:12,400 Speaker 2: at all? If you answered hilarious audio that you don't 5 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,680 Speaker 2: want to miss hearing, guess what, you're a mathematical genius 6 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:18,400 Speaker 2: and you're also in luck because that's exactly what happened. 7 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,520 Speaker 2: One of the world's biggest celebrities was in court this 8 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:23,680 Speaker 2: week and it might have been the performance of a lifetime. 9 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,440 Speaker 2: We'll play the audio for you right after this. It's 10 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:41,080 Speaker 2: the Jewble Show. What gosh, Cardi B makes me a 11 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:43,640 Speaker 2: little jazz being You know, it works, it does work. 12 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:49,800 Speaker 3: What oh my gosh, that was so perfect? 13 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:51,360 Speaker 1: What are we hearing? 14 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:55,280 Speaker 2: Well, that's exactly what the courtroom and Los Angeles was 15 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:58,279 Speaker 2: asking itself this week because Cardi B, if you didn't know, 16 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:03,520 Speaker 2: was on trial for assault. She was cleared of all 17 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:07,040 Speaker 2: assault charges and the allegations were in the twenty four 18 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:09,960 Speaker 2: million dollar dollar civil lawsuit that was filed against her 19 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,479 Speaker 2: from a woman who claimed that Cardi assaulted her. But 20 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:15,800 Speaker 2: that's not what's making headlines. Was making headlines is Cardi 21 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:18,600 Speaker 2: B's performance during court, Because of course. 22 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:19,399 Speaker 1: They were recording it all. 23 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:20,280 Speaker 4: That was amazing. 24 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,120 Speaker 2: And we'll just go through some of the clips of 25 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:25,679 Speaker 2: Cardi B so you can also enjoy the audio of 26 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,200 Speaker 2: Cardi B and court. 27 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 1: They asked Cardi B about if. 28 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 2: She had called the girl fat or heavy? 29 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:35,720 Speaker 1: Was her answer? 30 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:37,480 Speaker 2: Is that fair? 31 00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:38,919 Speaker 1: Absolutely? 32 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:43,440 Speaker 4: She is like security heavy. 33 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 1: And she just looks a little and she could protect 34 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:46,920 Speaker 1: the building. 35 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:50,200 Speaker 4: She said it as nice as she could. 36 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:54,840 Speaker 3: Security heavy that wasn't nice, could protect the building. 37 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 2: And here's Cardi B talking about her hair, which was really, 38 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 2: they're wigs. 39 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:10,200 Speaker 4: She's like, you, stupid lawyer, they're wigs. 40 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:14,000 Speaker 5: I would love to know what her thoughts on like 41 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 5: because she has to be watching these videos out they're 42 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,840 Speaker 5: happy popping up over social and so I'm curious what 43 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:20,760 Speaker 5: she thinks when she goes back and she. 44 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,040 Speaker 2: Try like, yeah, I killed it. I mean she she 45 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:26,080 Speaker 2: was found innocent and clear of all the assault charges. 46 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,480 Speaker 2: But you know, the judge and the prosecutor that was 47 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:29,960 Speaker 2: against her had to be like, I have this in. 48 00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:32,240 Speaker 1: The bag because he has to. You know, did you 49 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 1: call her fat? 50 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:34,240 Speaker 5: No? 51 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:39,400 Speaker 1: I was calling her. It's like she knew it was 52 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:40,840 Speaker 1: being recorded and gonna go viral. 53 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 3: Well, I think that's also just like what she thinks 54 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:46,240 Speaker 3: in her brain outside of the courthouse, and she remember 55 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:49,200 Speaker 3: she just got not guilty for assault. Outside of the courthouse, 56 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,840 Speaker 3: one of the paparazzi guys were like, hey, Cardi, how 57 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 3: do you think your new boyfriend feels about how offset's 58 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 3: bragging about how he allegedly knocked you up again. She 59 00:02:56,880 --> 00:03:00,640 Speaker 3: turns around and throws a pen in his face like 60 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,960 Speaker 3: she's gonna fight it. 61 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:07,560 Speaker 2: She's in corporate assault and then and then assault somebody 62 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:08,239 Speaker 2: after basics. 63 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, She's like, don't disrespect men. 64 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:16,120 Speaker 1: At that moment when you're pregnant. I'm very disabled. You 65 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,120 Speaker 1: you want me to tell these things I can't do want. 66 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,880 Speaker 4: She was pregnant at the time of the assault. 67 00:03:22,639 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 2: Apparently any pregnant woman can now say you're disabled to 68 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:25,919 Speaker 2: park wherever you want. 69 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 1: The first thing. 70 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 3: First, I want to think my lawyers. 71 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,360 Speaker 2: I want to think the jurors. 72 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 5: I want to think the judge, and I want to 73 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 5: think the respectful press. 74 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 1: I really really appreciate that. And I want to thank 75 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,720 Speaker 1: everybody at home supporting me. 76 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:45,880 Speaker 2: That's right before she threw a pin's face. The moment, 77 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:48,920 Speaker 2: I want to think the respectful press, except for that guy. 78 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, I really want people to recognize you. 79 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,880 Speaker 5: My ye're not done, not done. 80 00:03:56,720 --> 00:04:01,880 Speaker 1: I probably woke up a lot of easy, very concerned. 81 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:03,920 Speaker 3: And why were you concerned? 82 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:09,520 Speaker 1: Because I'm pregnant and this girl's about to beat my ass. 83 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:15,200 Speaker 3: Hello, I mean to her, that lawyer was asking dumb 84 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,159 Speaker 3: questions the entire time. 85 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 2: I'm surprised she wasn't on trial for assault and then 86 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:22,560 Speaker 2: assaulted the prosecutor for hasking dumb questions. 87 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:31,239 Speaker 4: Hello. Absolutely, she is like securely heavy. 88 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:35,040 Speaker 1: She just looks a little and she could protect the building. 89 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,360 Speaker 1: The laugh at the beginning. 90 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,279 Speaker 5: That really just got me because I would really also 91 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,080 Speaker 5: hate to be the lawyer on the other side of 92 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:43,520 Speaker 5: that case, because you know, every question you're asking, she's creating, 93 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,040 Speaker 5: not a joke, but like she's laughing at. 94 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, and she thinks they're dumb questions. 95 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 3: And I think this is part of the reason we 96 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,520 Speaker 3: fell in love with Cardi in the first place, is 97 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:55,440 Speaker 3: because she just doesn't have a filter. But she's telling 98 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:58,679 Speaker 3: her truth, her personal truth, at all times. 99 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:00,560 Speaker 2: It's interesting how some people can get away with that 100 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,640 Speaker 2: and some people can't. Right, Yeah, Like Cardi B has 101 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:07,120 Speaker 2: no filter. She's like on social media humping couches and 102 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:09,159 Speaker 2: it's fine, you know what I mean, But certain people 103 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:10,840 Speaker 2: do it and they like get canceled. 104 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:16,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know. No, I was calling her, why would 105 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:17,000 Speaker 1: you curse in court? 106 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,160 Speaker 4: I thought that was like not allowed. 107 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:21,800 Speaker 3: But again, her truth, her filter, it's just on a 108 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:24,440 Speaker 3: whole other level and it worked for she found innocent 109 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:25,080 Speaker 3: on all charges. 110 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,040 Speaker 4: She sound innocent? 111 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:27,040 Speaker 5: Is she not? 112 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,080 Speaker 1: Assault charges was dismissed.