1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:02,480 Speaker 1: One eight hundred d y away. We'll go to one 2 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 1: eight hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense can 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:09,400 Speaker 1: be the difference between a dismiss case or jail time. 4 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:15,600 Speaker 1: What eight hundred do you y away? On the twenties? 5 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:25,480 Speaker 1: I'm moving five. Hello, Hey, Marcy, it's tofur Who. This 6 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:27,840 Speaker 1: is Marcy, right, the same Marcia that's having a celeb 7 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:34,120 Speaker 1: charity golf tournament. Yeah, the same Marcy that requested my client, 8 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:40,199 Speaker 1: Keanu Reeves attend. What Hello, the name's tofur Black. I'm 9 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:45,680 Speaker 1: Keanu's agent. Are you serious? Yes, there, it is tofur Black. 10 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you serious? You seriously represent Janno? Yeah, 11 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:52,559 Speaker 1: sugar lips listen. Time moves fast in my world. Okay, 12 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:55,959 Speaker 1: I don't really have time to joke. Okay, Oh, oh 13 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:59,440 Speaker 1: my god. Oh yes, Keanu is in. He's super excited 14 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:01,560 Speaker 1: to be part of your charity thing or whatever. It's 15 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:05,320 Speaker 1: a charity, right, yeah, no, it's it's a celebrity charity's 16 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:08,600 Speaker 1: fund rang for leukemia. And I don't I don't know, Luke. 17 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,600 Speaker 1: I don't know, Luke. We're talking about Kenda right now. 18 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 1: So anyway, Yes, he's in. I cannot believe that I 19 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,840 Speaker 1: sent out that request like weeks ago, right, Okay, well, 20 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:20,560 Speaker 1: we received it weeks ago, we looked it over, and 21 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 1: he's excited about it. That's why I'm calling. You need 22 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:25,680 Speaker 1: to make some things happen. Yeah, no, of course, whatever 23 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:28,399 Speaker 1: he needs great. Okay, First of all, I know it's 24 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:32,160 Speaker 1: a golf tournament thingy you're doing, right, But does Keanu 25 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:37,640 Speaker 1: actually have to golf? Um? I mean yeah, like that's 26 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:40,000 Speaker 1: kind of the point. But if he doesn't want you, 27 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:42,080 Speaker 1: I mean, I guess he doesn't have to be good, 28 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:46,679 Speaker 1: good good. Keanu hates golf. Okay, he won't be golfing. Also, 29 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:50,760 Speaker 1: he has to win if he's going to attend, Um, 30 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:54,360 Speaker 1: he has to win. He's not playing, no, so if 31 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,200 Speaker 1: you could just sort of stage him being the champion 32 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:00,320 Speaker 1: of the golf, whatever you have to do. I mean, 33 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:03,040 Speaker 1: I don't know how we can make him when if 34 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:07,440 Speaker 1: he doesn't actually call Mars Mars. Look, pressure builds diamonds 35 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,440 Speaker 1: and Keanu loves diamonds, so you're gonna have to figure 36 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:13,680 Speaker 1: it out. Okay. Also, he needs a diamond watch. I 37 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:17,400 Speaker 1: don't know if it's in the budget for a diamond watch. Okay, well, 38 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 1: then maybe I should call somebody else about their tournament. 39 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,600 Speaker 1: We're really really excited to have him. It's just like 40 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 1: a diamond watch is kind of a lot. Well, again, 41 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,720 Speaker 1: that's something you probably have to figure out. Then. That's 42 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:33,160 Speaker 1: why I'm calling okay number two. As you probably know 43 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,560 Speaker 1: Kean who is kind of a shy guy, so he 44 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:38,639 Speaker 1: doesn't really like the spotlight that much. Yeah, I mean, 45 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:41,040 Speaker 1: that's definitely like one of the things that I really 46 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 1: like about him. He's not like a typical celebrity like shy. 47 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:48,120 Speaker 1: He's the everyday He's the everyday superstar. Right. Well, he 48 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:50,040 Speaker 1: doesn't want a bunch of cameras on him and pictures 49 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,680 Speaker 1: being taken, so all cell phones will have to be destroyed. 50 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,000 Speaker 1: All cell phones would have to be destroyed, like of 51 00:02:56,160 --> 00:03:02,360 Speaker 1: everybody attending. Correct, couldn't we just walk up the cell post? Maybe? No, 52 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:05,880 Speaker 1: Keanu wants to personally break everybody's phone. It's I don't know, 53 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:10,119 Speaker 1: it's kind of his thing. He wants to personally destroy 54 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,800 Speaker 1: everybody's phone that shows up to the charity. Yes, he 55 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:16,919 Speaker 1: doesn't want a callot, but he has to win, yes, 56 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 1: and don't forget the diamond watch. Huh um. Okay, I'm 57 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:27,280 Speaker 1: gonna try to get all this figured out wonderful faroche 58 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:35,120 Speaker 1: farouche h okay, oh oh, one more thing. There's another thing. Yes, 59 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 1: Keanu is currently researching for a new role, so he's 60 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:42,000 Speaker 1: going to be in character the whole time. Okay, He's 61 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 1: gonna be playing a cartoon cat in a DreamWorks film, 62 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 1: so everybody must refer to him as kitty cat. Kitty cat, yes, huh. Also, 63 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,720 Speaker 1: all beverages will need to be drank out of a bowl. 64 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:59,120 Speaker 1: And if you have like a large scratching post that 65 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 1: you could put in the middle of the fairway, that'd 66 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:04,440 Speaker 1: be great. No, you're not serious. Also, he'll be using 67 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:07,240 Speaker 1: the bathroom in a giant litter box. We have that, 68 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:11,080 Speaker 1: though he travels with it. What the did you just 69 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:14,440 Speaker 1: say that Keanu Reeves is going to be using a 70 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:17,159 Speaker 1: litter box when he goes to the bathroom at the 71 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 1: golf tournament. Yes, he will be going to the bathroom 72 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,240 Speaker 1: in the litter box. Do I have to spell it 73 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:25,400 Speaker 1: out for you more? Look, we really really do want Keanu. 74 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:29,040 Speaker 1: Everybody does. If we're gonna need all this stuff, I 75 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:32,159 Speaker 1: don't think it's gonna work. Well, the prank phone call worked, 76 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:36,480 Speaker 1: I think, so that's good. Sorry, what the prank phone 77 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:40,280 Speaker 1: call worked. Prank phone call. Yeah, this is Jewel from 78 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:42,160 Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap 79 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:45,000 Speaker 1: on you and your frank Courtney set you up. Oh 80 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:48,320 Speaker 1: my god, what she said? That you're putting together a 81 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:51,640 Speaker 1: celebrity golf tournament and that you requested Keanu Reeves be there. 82 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:54,720 Speaker 1: Oh the goodness is now Keiana is going to be 83 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,839 Speaker 1: there and you don't even have to supply the litter box. 84 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:02,280 Speaker 1: I was literally having like visions of Keanu like taking 85 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:07,239 Speaker 1: it on the fairway. Well, you should be so lucky.