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Speaker 3: protect you. You're safe. Now. The mysterious clicking in my

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Speaker 3: welcome guys. What a pleasure, What an absolute pleasure.

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Speaker 2: What about the mystery sounds in a car? Oh, very strange.

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Speaker 3: It was at least two weeks of clicking. Oh, and

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Speaker 2: Ultimately, probably dried out and then got wet again and

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Speaker 2: I've got currently a hangar on one of the hooks

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Speaker 2: And I have a twenty My partner and I have

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Speaker 2: That's what we think. Yeah, we love Titanic, Ryan, I love.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, not just the Titanic. There's a few places in

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Speaker 3: Right, And the thing I have seen from that movie

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Speaker 2: out she's had it all along, okay, and now that

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Speaker 3: That's very James Cameron of being in a submarine.

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Speaker 3: me storids. Then. See, this is the thing about urgent

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Speaker 3: care doctors. They will give you whatever they're going to

439
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Speaker 3: lead to. When there's like this super bacteria that we

440
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Speaker 3: can't destroy it will be because of urgent care doctors. Yes,

441
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:03,440
Speaker 3: they will give anybody whatever drug they want. Yeah, antibiotics, sure, sure,

442
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,600
Speaker 3: you just drive by and they'll throw it into your car.

443
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,880
Speaker 2: Absolutely want to steroid and here it is, go far

444
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:11,359
Speaker 2: whereas your real doctor, your normal doctor will be like

445
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,800
Speaker 2: I gave you a steroids six years ago, you're not

446
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,840
Speaker 2: getting another one.

447
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,480
Speaker 3: Or like begging them Yeah, yeah, like I gave you.

448
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,439
Speaker 2: A zpac once once in twenty thirteen. I can't give

449
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,679
Speaker 2: it to you again. But you know, an urgent care

450
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,200
Speaker 2: they don't. They don't well, I don't.

451
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Speaker 3: Think they'll ever see you again. They think you're going

452
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Speaker 3: to die at home and you're the problem for them

453
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Speaker 3: is solved.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, But what they don't know is they're creating like.

455
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Speaker 3: A cult mutants.

456
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Speaker 2: Yeah. And I'm going to go back to doctor this

457
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Speaker 2: doctor every time I'm sick in Los Angeles, because I

458
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Speaker 2: know he'll give me and he's really sweet. Back to

459
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Speaker 2: bedside matter.

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Speaker 3: He's really sweet. Yeah, he was nice. I can't believe.

461
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Speaker 3: I mean, imagine if you could have given and this

462
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Speaker 3: will get beaped strap throat, that would have been a

463
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Speaker 3: career high for you. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But what if you kill him. I mean, this is

465
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Speaker 2: the other thing, like legendary, right, what if I kill

466
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Speaker 2: legendary household name with my strep throw and if he's like,

467
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,520
Speaker 2: you know, like he's just one strip thrown away from death.

468
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Speaker 2: I also like, I work with Harrison Ford on this

469
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Speaker 2: show Shrinking.

470
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Speaker 3: You could have killed so many.

471
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Speaker 2: I don't think anything he's gonna kill Harrison Ford. But

472
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:18,040
Speaker 2: he's been in has in literal plane crashes. I mean

473
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Speaker 2: I think I hear him crashing right now, crash in

474
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Speaker 2: my backyard.

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Speaker 3: Harrison. Welcome to the podcast. You finally answer our call.

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Speaker 2: But my first job, I remember my first job. I

477
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Speaker 2: think it was my first or second job during the pandemic.

478
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Speaker 2: But four things were happening when they were do jobs

479
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Speaker 2: and everybody was like in hazmat suits.

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Speaker 5: Very weird sets at that weird time, Yeah, really weird,

481
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Speaker 5: very like that that moment in ET when the Peter Coyote, Yes, yes, okay, continue,

482
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Speaker 5: I'm sorry.

483
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Speaker 2: Peter Coyote the first that's such a good movie.

484
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Speaker 3: Oh it's a great movie.

485
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Speaker 2: My god, Peter Coyote is the only man whose face,

486
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Speaker 2: adult man whose face you see in that whole movie.

487
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,119
Speaker 3: Or Camp or Jone's Muppet babies or.

488
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Speaker 2: You don't see an adult man until that point.

489
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Speaker 3: Am I read that it must be that.

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Speaker 2: It might be that. But there is a cut scene

491
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Speaker 2: from ET with Harrison Ford as his principle. I think

492
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Speaker 2: he's the principal at Elliott's school.

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Speaker 3: How did they get rid of that? They cut it?

494
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Speaker 2: I think because they decided they didn't want to see

495
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Speaker 2: any people, any men, any adult men.

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Speaker 3: Harrison Ford didn't want to get typecast as in educate

497
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Speaker 3: right right right after of course, mister Indiana, after Doctor

498
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Speaker 3: Jones and Doctor Jones.

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Speaker 2: But the second job I had when we were I

500
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Speaker 2: think it was the first second job I had during

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Speaker 2: COVID super lockdown still you know, only outdoor restaurants things

502
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Speaker 2: like that. Was this competition reality show that I hosted

503
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Speaker 2: called Clipped. I'm sure you saw it.

504
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Speaker 3: I was watching before you got here.

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Speaker 2: About It was basically top for the British Bakeoff, but

506
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Speaker 2: with topiary artists.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I actually loved this idea. Okay, this is great.

508
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Speaker 2: And the head judge was Martha Stewart. Oh so so

509
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Speaker 2: here I am on the set with Martha Stewart during

510
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 2: but long before the vaccine and during super COVID times,

511
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Speaker 2: and I was like, what if I And I was fine,

512
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 2: I never got COVID and I was very careful. I

513
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,159
Speaker 2: wasn't going anywhere. And I was like, what if I

514
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Speaker 2: killed Martha Stewart? What if I give Martha Stewart COVID

515
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Speaker 2: and she dies from it?

516
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Speaker 3: And she's demanding a kiss from everyone on.

517
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Speaker 2: Set because everyone, do you want to hear funny Martha Stewart?

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Speaker 3: Anecdotically, I mean, no, let's move on. I want nothing

519
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Speaker 3: to do with Martha Stewart.

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Speaker 2: She I have two I really like her.

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Speaker 3: I mean I got a god are you kidding?

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Speaker 2: And she was cool. I got a real kick out

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Speaker 2: of her. So so we had never met, but she

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Speaker 2: well we sort of met, but she would never have remembered.

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Speaker 2: But she had been on an episode of Ugly Betty

526
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Speaker 2: which I was on, and she filmed it. It was

527
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Speaker 2: a phone call. It was basically my so I played

528
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Speaker 2: Vanessa Williams assistant, and Vanessa Williams, her character was sort

529
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Speaker 2: of like Anna win Tour and so she knew everybody.

530
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Speaker 2: And so she was like, I need I need a recipe.

531
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Speaker 2: I'll call Martha Stewart and she calls. She just like

532
00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 2: picks up the phone calls Martha Stewart and they shot

533
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Speaker 2: Martha on her now defunct talk show. They just went

534
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Speaker 2: and shot her there and she's literally on the set

535
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Speaker 2: of her talk show and she answers the phone. It's

536
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Speaker 2: so stupid, but I mean, it must have taken her

537
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Speaker 2: six minutes. So I wasn't going to bring that up

538
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Speaker 2: as something that you know, I wasn't gonna bring I

539
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 2: was I was going to make small you know, if

540
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Speaker 2: small talk came up. I wasn't going to be like,

541
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Speaker 2: remember Ugly Betty because I was sure she wouldn't.

542
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Speaker 3: To have to insist that she remembers.

543
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Speaker 2: No, you remember, oh you remember Martha. But so we're

544
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Speaker 2: sitting during some downtime and she asked me about myself

545
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Speaker 2: very kindly. She's like, so, what shows have you been on?

546
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Speaker 2: And I was like, well, I was on this show

547
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Speaker 2: Ugly Betty. And I thought, well, maybe i'll mention it now.

548
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Speaker 2: I was on this show Ugly Betty. And before where

549
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,200
Speaker 2: I can, she goes, oh, I was on Ugly Betty.

550
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,640
Speaker 2: I still get checks.

551
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Speaker 3: Martha is aware of her residual checks.

552
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Speaker 2: That's can you believe that?

553
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Speaker 3: That's incredible?

554
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 2: Martha? And this is like this one episode of Ugly

555
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 2: Betty is not. I mean, you're going to get some

556
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 2: residual checks, but.

557
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Speaker 3: Like at this point she's probably getting like fifty dollars

558
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Speaker 3: a year or something.

559
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Speaker 2: Maybe, yeah, like maybe, And and she knows, Wow. Can

560
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,840
Speaker 2: you imagine how many checks Martha Stewart must get endless

561
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:36,080
Speaker 2: she opens them all she knew, Wow.

562
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,120
Speaker 3: Unless things have really dried up, she's counting on them.

563
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Speaker 2: She was shooting three shows at once during the pandemic,

564
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Speaker 2: Like I don't think you know. She was literally shooting

565
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Speaker 2: two shows at the same time while we were doing

566
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Speaker 2: this September of twenty twenty.

567
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Speaker 3: That is remarkable.

568
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 2: Crazy. And then the other one was the first day

569
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Speaker 2: of shooting. We were shooting in Terrytown, New York. Do

570
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Speaker 2: you know where that is. It's sort of like just

571
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Speaker 2: just below West chest forty five minutes outside the city. Okay, great,

572
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,439
Speaker 2: I'm sure super charming at this big, beautiful castle we

573
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 2: were shooting, you know, on the grounds. Everything was outside,

574
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 2: you know, very covid. But after lunch on the first day,

575
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,200
Speaker 2: I had lunch in my trailer or whatever. I said.

576
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 2: She didn't have a trailer, she had. There was like

577
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 2: a house on the property that was her trailer and

578
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 2: she had a driver, and you know, after lunch, I said,

579
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,399
Speaker 2: what you do for lunch? And she said, oh, we

580
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 2: took a drive and we went and looked at Sing Sing,

581
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Speaker 2: which is a prison. Enough, that's right over there.

582
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Speaker 3: What an interesting thing I said, to be doing?

583
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 2: Is that? What ex cons do?

584
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 3: They go? I look, it's kind of like looking at houses,

585
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 3: you know, right, just like when.

586
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 2: You're a homeowner, right, I want to look at it.

587
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 3: Or like if you're at curiosity.

588
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 2: If you're at a bookstore and you see a book

589
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 2: you own, you pick it up for some reason.

590
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:56,679
Speaker 3: You're now an enthusiast.

591
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do that. And if I'm at a bookstore

592
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Speaker 2: and I see book I own, I think, oh, look

593
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 2: at this, I own this. It's the same book at home,

594
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 2: but I have to look at it.

595
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Speaker 3: Wow, Martha's life, I mean truly, God bless the prison,

596
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 3: every element. I'm like, this woman is incredible.

597
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 2: And now she's eighty and never been hotter.

598
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 3: Oh she looks.

599
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 2: Wine with snooped.

600
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 3: All the way she's taken control of her life post

601
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 3: prison has been just so remarkable. Yeah. Wow, to go

602
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 3: look at Sing Sing and what is that you drive

603
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 3: up to? Like a chain link fence and watch the

604
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 3: prisoners work out.

605
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 2: I guess, yeah, yeah, you're like, that's a high wall.

606
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 2: I don't know, what do you what do you?

607
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 3: What do you look at her snipers in their towers?

608
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 3: I don't know. Wow. And that's what she did for lunch,

609
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 3: That's what she did for the Martha Stewart diet.

610
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 2: Let's go for a drug.

611
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 3: You go look at prisons. Wow. Those are both incredible stories.

612
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 3: Martha Stewart stories all.

613
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 2: Day, Martha Stewart days, we're pretty pretty great.

614
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 3: Was your family of Martha Stewart family?

615
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 2: No, No, I didn't discover Martha until I mean, you know,

616
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 2: like my first real like memory of Martha was probably

617
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 2: when she was on Ugly Betty, and you know, she

618
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 2: was pretty big at that time. I can't remember when

619
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Speaker 2: she went to prison, if that was before or after,

620
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 2: but she always been famous, and you remember she after

621
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Speaker 2: her own Apprentice, of course.

622
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 3: I mean, and now, look, we got the worst possible

623
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Speaker 3: host of the Apprentice's president. What if we had gotten

624
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Speaker 3: Martha Stewart.

625
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 2: Can you imagine a different story. We would look terrific,

626
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 2: This country would look Terris Sparkling. There's a great clip

627
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 2: that I've seen, like on TikTok or whatever, when Joan

628
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 2: Rivers was on Martha Stewart's show and it's this hilarious

629
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 2: I can't remember. I'm gonna butcher it, but basically, Joan's

630
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 2: doing a bit and she's like, somebody sent me a gift.

631
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 2: It was Trump's stakes, and Martha immediately goes disgusting or

632
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 2: something like that, and Joan said, I know, oh I

633
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 2: can't eat Trump. Jones's bit was about how she thought

634
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 2: Trump's stakes were made of Trump.

635
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 3: It's so clever. I love god.

636
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 2: She was funny.

637
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 3: What's incredible? Wait? Was she on the original Martha Stewart?

638
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 3: What were they doing?

639
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 2: I don't know, cooking. It was Martha Stewart's talk show.

640
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 3: Okay, the talk show. I went to the talk show

641
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 3: you did when I was interning at Letterman. I think

642
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 3: that's right. My mom came and visited and we went

643
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 3: and saw Martha Stewart live. I think that's right. Wow,

644
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 3: went and waited in line and then went in or

645
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 3: that's just a fantasy that I always wanted to happen.

646
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 2: That seems like it really happened. So she shot out

647
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 2: in New York. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, what

648
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 2: was Letterman like?

649
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 3: I loved, I mean, I adore. I'm obsessed with David

650
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 3: Letterman to this day. It was a dream and it

651
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 3: was also a complete nightmare. Yeah, being an intern there

652
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 3: was like being hazed by a frat every single day.

653
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 3: Oh wow. I worked in There's Writer's department, and there

654
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 3: was some real negative qualities to it. I mean, the

655
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 3: atmosphere of that show was so bad. I mean I

656
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 3: have to imagine Dave would at this point be like,

657
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 3: oh yeah, it was not a healthy work environment. But

658
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 3: I got to be on the show. I like the

659
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 3: whole thing. I got to play Alan Calter's son. Oh wow,

660
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 3: can you imagine Rip, one of my favorite announcers ever.

661
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 3: He died a last year, a couple of years ago.

662
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 2: He was the guy.

663
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 3: He was great, you kind of look like look he

664
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 3: has red hair. He had red hair, my god, and

665
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 3: he had a lot of bits on the show.

666
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 2: He was hilarious.

667
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 3: He was so funny. He was really man. He was old. Yeah,

668
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 3: he was probably well I think he was probably when

669
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 3: he died, maybe in his late seventies or eighties or

670
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 3: not that. But yeah, I got to play his son

671
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 3: twice on the show. I looked into Dave's eyes during

672
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 3: one of those bits, and I felt like my entire

673
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 3: insides turned to ashes. I was so scared, just terrified.

674
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 3: But that ex part of the experience was wonderful.

675
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 2: Wow.

676
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 3: Every other element was hell. I was eating crackers for lunch,

677
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 3: I had no money. It was just awful.

678
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 2: But of course offices there in the at Sullivan Theater.

679
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, wow, I mean but thank god, I mean that.

680
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 3: I don't think I would be sitting here right now

681
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 3: if I didn't do that.

682
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 2: Yeah. So Ryan was on my partner. Ryan was did

683
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 2: a bit on Letterman once.

684
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 3: What what did he do?

685
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 2: It was so cool that he called. He was He

686
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 2: was like, my commercial agents just called and I'm supposed

687
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 2: to go over to Letterman to do a bit. And

688
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,959
Speaker 2: there was no audition. He just like got picked right

689
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,239
Speaker 2: And I was like, what are you? He was so

690
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 2: nonchalant about it. I was like, and I was a

691
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 2: big fan. I watched Letterman on when I was in

692
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 2: college and I had my little TV VCR combo. I

693
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 2: would watch Letterman every night. And I was like, this

694
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 2: is the coolest thing you've ever done. You're doing a

695
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 2: bit with Letterman. Tell me everything? And he was like,

696
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's like I'm supposed to be, like

697
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 2: I'm going to be in a suit, and I'm like

698
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 2: a young executive and I just walk out in the

699
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 2: middle of his monologue and I put a name tag

700
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 2: on him and then I say he goes. He says

701
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 2: what's this for? And I say, couldn't hurt my help,

702
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 2: and then I walk off. And I was like, that

703
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 2: is a classic Letterman bit. It's so good, you say,

704
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 2: he said, I'm from the network, and I was like,

705
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 2: that's and he's like, is it funny?

706
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 3: Okay? Cool?

707
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 2: I was like, you don't understand. It's so funny. It's

708
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 2: so good.

709
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 3: You're gonna be. It's gonna be. It's gonna kill those

710
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 3: interruptions I lived for, Oh God. And he didn't.

711
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 2: He had no idea. He never watched letterm and he'd

712
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 2: never seen it.

713
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 3: Wow, of course this is not how it always is.

714
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he was like he was like, I didn't

715
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 2: even gaze eyes on him until I was on TV

716
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 2: in front of him.

717
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 3: Oh. Like, they just said I would need a lot

718
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 3: of prep before that happened.

719
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 2: I think if it had been me, I would have

720
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 2: I also, I would have been so nervous and so anxious,

721
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 2: but because he didn't really have any right, he just

722
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 2: went and did it. It's on his reel and he

723
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 2: like takes the namesack off and the smacks it on

724
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 2: his chest and like Letterman's like old and frail. Even

725
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 2: then he was like old and frail and right and

726
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 2: said when I smacked him in his chest, I thought

727
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 2: I was gonna break him.

728
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 3: He kills him on stage. You two are out for

729
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 3: our older celebrities. You're both trying to kill all of

730
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 3: the food. Wow. Well, I mean speaking of putting people

731
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 3: in danger and kind of just being a nuisance in general.

732
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 3: I was really excited to have you here today, Michael.

733
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 3: I thought you, I adore Michael, will have a lovely time.

734
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 3: We'll record something, who knows what it is, but it'll

735
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 3: be nice, and then he'll leave. So I was a

736
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 3: little surprised, I would say I was borderline upset when

737
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,840
Speaker 3: you nearly ran over my neighbor's dogs and then showed

738
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 3: up late holding what's obviously a gift. Oh yeah, the podcast.

739
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 3: I mean, what's the title of the podcast, Michael, I

740
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 3: want to hear you say it.

741
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 2: You said no gifts.

742
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 3: I said, no gifts. Right right, So I'm wondering there's

743
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 3: this little pink box sitting here on the table. Gorgeous.

744
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:00,200
Speaker 3: There's no denying that.

745
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 2: Sorry, I misunderstood.

746
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 3: Okay, it was an ignorance.

747
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 2: That's my that's totally my beast black of education. You

748
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 2: know what, why didn't I just take it with me?

749
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 2: I'll return it to whence it came unless you want

750
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 2: to just see what it is, if you'd like to

751
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:20,360
Speaker 2: open it.

752
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 3: I mean it is very invited, I mean it is.

753
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 3: There's a temptation here from me. Maybe if you don't mind,

754
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 3: I'll open it.

755
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 2: Here on the podcast open and I think you should

756
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 2: open it.

757
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,959
Speaker 3: Okay, we're both doing something a little tacky here.

758
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean I chose hot pink for the box, so,

759
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 2: like I was, I was like from.

760
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 3: The beginning, stunning. Oh it's a lovely color, blinding pink.

761
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 3: I wonder how I even open this. It's kind of

762
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 3: like a trick.

763
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you pull that yeah.

764
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:54,400
Speaker 3: Just then it kind of drops and blows.

765
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,919
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, is that the top?

766
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 3: The top? It was opened in a way that is

767
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 3: deeply confusing.

768
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is weird.

769
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:06,919
Speaker 3: Now got some kind of easter grass? Yeah, yeah, pull

770
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,320
Speaker 3: it out. And then is there something in the eastern

771
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 3: It must be in there. Yeah, it must be in

772
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 3: unless it ate it. There's a measuring tape in here,

773
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 3: that's right a Iikeia to find this in this beautiful

774
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 3: box is absolutely ideal. This was the perfect box for

775
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 3: this ikeea measuring tape. Okay, why did you bring this?

776
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 3: And this is actually very handy for me. Okay, I'm

777
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 3: constantly measuring.

778
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 2: I know this about you because I'm a fan of

779
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 2: the podcast. I know that you lost all of your

780
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 2: measuring tapes, threw them all out, you got rid of them,

781
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 2: you said no more.

782
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 3: I couldn't have them in my home anymore.

783
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 2: And I heard the the Paul Rubens episode Oh Sure,

784
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 2: which is IP which is rip oh tragic. But I

785
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 2: will say it's one of the best episodes of a

786
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 2: podcast I've ever listened to it. It is so a listener.

787
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 2: I'm sure you already heard it, but if you haven't,

788
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 2: it's so good. You're terrific.

789
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 3: Paul is so it's.

790
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 2: Actually like devastating to hear him so recently be so brilliant.

791
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:22,880
Speaker 3: It was just constantly funny, so funny, so inventive.

792
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 2: I adored it. I wanted to listen to it again.

793
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 2: But in it, at some point I can't remember how

794
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 2: it came up. You said that you had lost all

795
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:34,879
Speaker 2: other measuring and I thought it was some kind of

796
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 2: like measuring tape bandit that came to your house and

797
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 2: took them all. Well, you were talking about yardsticks. That's

798
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:43,840
Speaker 2: what it was, because it was in the game, I think,

799
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 2: and yardstick was one of the gifts for a celebrities. Yes, yes, yes,

800
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 2: And you said that it's made of metal, hopefully not plastic.

801
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,879
Speaker 2: And Paul said, well, you can get one made of

802
00:37:56,320 --> 00:38:03,319
Speaker 2: cloth or tape right from Ikea. And I'm this is incredible.

803
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 2: I have been carrying this measuring tape around with me

804
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 2: for the last month because we have this house in

805
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:15,840
Speaker 2: la and it's tiny, and so we have to measure

806
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 2: everything that.

807
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 3: We bought within the last inch.

808
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 2: And I picked one of these up at Ikea. He

809
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 2: described the Ikea free measuring tape.

810
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 3: Imagine Paul Rubins and Ikea.

811
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,799
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing. I immediately started to imagine him

812
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,439
Speaker 2: taking these because they're free. I'm sure he has many

813
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 2: of them. I'm sure he had many of them in

814
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 2: a drawer somewhere.

815
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 3: I mean, he gave me essentially his junk draw I

816
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 3: can't believe I didn't get one of these from him,

817
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 3: because he needed them so much, so badly, but he

818
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 3: didn't know is that you did too, And so now

819
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 3: you have this. Wow, this is really a full circle thing.

820
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 2: I've literally been carrying this around for the last month

821
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 2: since I got to Los Angeles in my in my

822
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 2: jean jacket pocket.

823
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 3: That's a very cool thing to have in a jean

824
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 3: jacket and paired.

825
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was great and and and I wear that gene.

826
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 2: I'm not wearing it today, but I wear that jean

827
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:08,399
Speaker 2: jacket most days. And so as soon as I heard that,

828
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 2: I thought, that's that'll be the gift that I bring

829
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 2: Bridger and I went and found it and and and

830
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 2: anyway here it is.

831
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 3: So it's so weird because I was just a couple

832
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 3: of days ago thinking about Paul, like a very recent

833
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 3: thing thinking about him. I don't know why, but yeah,

834
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,359
Speaker 3: what about him?

835
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 2: All the time? He was he was so magical, just

836
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 2: one of the all times, just a complete original. Yes,

837
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 2: and also somebody you know, I mean he talked about

838
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 2: he was in some movies, you know, he did things

839
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 2: not as Pewe and was great.

840
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 3: A like a FBI agent in Matilda.

841
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 2: Amazing, great, amazing, and he gave you fake money from

842
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 2: the movie Blow. And of course he was like a

843
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:57,800
Speaker 2: vampire and Buffy and the vampires there right, Penguin's parents

844
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 2: and Batman father, so like, you know, like and and

845
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 2: of course Peewee and I always, you know, since I

846
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 2: was a kid, thought that he hung the moon. And

847
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,760
Speaker 2: I never met him, but he was a hero. And

848
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:19,320
Speaker 2: when he died, my dear friend Becky Newton, who was

849
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 2: on Ugly Betty with me, we shared a love of

850
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 2: Pewee forever, she sent me a giant doll oh of Pewee.

851
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 3: No, how big is it?

852
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:33,439
Speaker 2: It's it's it's huge. It's it's probably a yardstick's tall,

853
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 2: but I have it in New York. And I mean,

854
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 2: like he really.

855
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 3: Was just so important adventure, Oh my god. Absolutely truly

856
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 3: a perfect movie, completely perfect movie. I never saw Big Top.

857
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 2: Big Top was not as good, but it was also

858
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:52,359
Speaker 2: very fun.

859
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 3: We should revisit.

860
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 2: And then he remounted his his stage show. That's right,

861
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 2: and I saw him on Broadway. Yeah, it's it was fantastic.

862
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 3: When that was like in the tens, the teens.

863
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say the time went with Ryan, so

864
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 2: it was post It was probably like nine or ten. Ryan,

865
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:13,359
Speaker 2: I've been together since eight, so probably like ten.

866
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 3: And what was the show?

867
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 2: It was People's Playhouse. Wow, curtain went up and there it.

868
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:19,319
Speaker 3: Was, Oh my god.

869
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was incredible cherry shame. You know, the mailman

870
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 2: came by the like the little wizard guy that's just ahead.

871
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 3: That scared me until I was old enough for not

872
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 3: to scare me anymore. But yeah, there was always an uncanny,

873
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 3: weird element to that that. Yeah, it was very eerie.

874
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,239
Speaker 2: But they had the foil ball and you know the

875
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 2: Word of the Day and all that stuff, and it

876
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 2: was delight. We went on Christmas Day, Oh what a.

877
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 3: Perfect Chris wonderful and Paul loved holidays and there you go.

878
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 3: Absolutely well as far as measuring goes, are you do you?

879
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm pretty good at estimating time, but

880
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:57,880
Speaker 3: spatially I'm so bad.

881
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,319
Speaker 2: I can be I can. Yeah, I'm with you. I'm

882
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 2: not great at it. That's why I need you know. Ryan.

883
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 2: We actually have this rug in our house that Ryan

884
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 2: and I fought. Oh, every time we would be out,

885
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 2: I'd say, well, that rug is not this side. He's like, no,

886
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 2: no it is, and I'd be like, no, that's definitely

887
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,840
Speaker 2: not and he's like, I promise you didn't. Then we

888
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 2: go home, and this has happened several times. You'd go

889
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 2: home and remeasure it and he was always right and

890
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 2: I was always wrong, and I'd be like, god, I

891
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,399
Speaker 2: sure I thought it was more than five feet.

892
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 3: Were you heading out rug shopping without the measurements?

893
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,319
Speaker 2: Kind of yeah, I mean this is another like an

894
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:33,280
Speaker 2: obvious and we would go back and try to find

895
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:37,240
Speaker 2: like the email receipt to see if it had of course,

896
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 2: but he was pretty confident it was my It was

897
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,280
Speaker 2: really on me. I was the one who was skeptical

898
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:42,359
Speaker 2: about how how big them?

899
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 3: Well, it's also I just got a kitchen rug. And

900
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 3: even if you have their measurements, I don't think it helps.

901
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,359
Speaker 3: Once you get into your house, it's always like, oh

902
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 3: that's way too big.

903
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 2: Right, still exactly, it's still it doesn't really matter, right,

904
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 2: And you're trapped. And we were in a we're in this.

905
00:42:56,680 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 2: We have this tiny house. It's five hundred and eighty square.

906
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:04,319
Speaker 3: Feet over and that's a very small time, like.

907
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,800
Speaker 2: An actual tiny house, right, And we've lived in apartments,

908
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 2: so like I actually love small.

909
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 3: Oh so nice to just be able to look at

910
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,360
Speaker 3: everything and have everything under control.

911
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 2: Yes, I actually quite like being in small places. And

912
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:18,840
Speaker 2: we got all this tiny furniture to fill this tiny

913
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 2: house and we were airbnbing it for the for all

914
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 2: of the fall before I came back to shoot drinking

915
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 2: and it was adorable, all these tiny little things and

916
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 2: it was tiny little house. And then we got there

917
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 2: to live there, and I was like, oh, this is awful.

918
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 2: This is the worst couch I've ever sat on, Like,

919
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 2: I can't I can't possibly sit in this chair.

920
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 3: You just have these horrible reviews on where are these

921
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:40,799
Speaker 3: coming from?

922
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 2: I don't understand what's wrong with sitting on it?

923
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:44,360
Speaker 3: Two places jail.

924
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, So so we started looking for and then we

925
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 2: want there's this show we like to watch. I don't

926
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 2: know if you guys do this, but if it's the

927
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 2: end of the night and like we're not quite ready

928
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 2: for bed, but we aren't ready to start a new

929
00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 2: TV show.

930
00:43:58,520 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 3: Do we have the energy for a plot?

931
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:03,879
Speaker 2: Yees don't have the energy for a plot. Our go

932
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 2: to is my lottery dream home.

933
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 3: I knew you were going to say this. You mentioned

934
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 3: this to me a couple of months ago and I

935
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 3: have started watching it.

936
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 2: And I have Oh my gosh, David tattooed. David is

937
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:15,720
Speaker 2: the greatest.

938
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 3: Watching his transformation throughout the series is fascinating.

939
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 2: And if you watch later seasons where he's covered in tattoos,

940
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:24,799
Speaker 2: the credits are still from season one where he doesn't

941
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 2: have any tingle. Yeah, so you see him like imagine

942
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 2: winning the lottery and he has no tattoos. But then

943
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 2: it cuts to him in Memphis or wherever, meeting the people,

944
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 2: and he's like, basically like face tattoo tattoos.

945
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 3: Now, Yes, I love him.

946
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:42,359
Speaker 2: He said something on an episode recently. We were watching

947
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:44,720
Speaker 2: recently in our tiny little home, sitting on our tiny

948
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 2: little couch on our tiny little sofa and toothpick chairs.

949
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 2: They were looking at a small room that had a

950
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 2: big couch in it, and he said he walked in

951
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 2: and they were like, oh, I love this room. I

952
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:00,120
Speaker 2: love this couch. And he's like, that's right. When you

953
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 2: have a small room, big furniture makes it feel bigger.

954
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 2: And I thought that's totally crazy.

955
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, that feels like the opposite.

956
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 2: But it's true. Really, we got like a proper couch

957
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 2: for our tiny house, and it now feels it's a

958
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 2: totally different place.

959
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 3: I would think the exact me too, in that blowing

960
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 3: David from my of my Lottery dream Hall.

961
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 2: It's totally true. If you have a small place, put

962
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,359
Speaker 2: a big piece in there and it will make it

963
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 2: feel bigger. And in fact we're putting we're building a

964
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 2: tiny office in our in the tiny backyard of our

965
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 2: tiny house, and we've decided that our horrible, tiny couch

966
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 2: is going to go there. It's fine if you're just

967
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,840
Speaker 2: like sitting at attention. It's when you want to relax

968
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,359
Speaker 2: in any way that it doesn't work.

969
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 3: It's causing problems.

970
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 2: So like to be an office couch. It's gonna be fine, right,

971
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 2: but but it's not ready yet. So right now we

972
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 2: have our new normal sut sized couch and our tiny

973
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:04,240
Speaker 2: awkward how are you? But it all fits.

974
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 3: It fits. You're finding out some interesting things about the space.

975
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 2: Yes, So like all these years of living in tiny

976
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 2: spaces thinking you need tiny furniture, I was wrong, Like

977
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 2: a tiny place can sustain a big piece of furniture.

978
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 3: Where did you get the big couch? Court court crt

979
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:22,840
Speaker 3: r CRT.

980
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 2: How do I know that furniture I guess I'm just

981
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,360
Speaker 2: studied this furniture shopping. Yeah, it's a famous furniture.

982
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 3: Okay, my lottery dream home, let's get back.

983
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, we've got finally. God, I've been dying to

984
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 2: talk about those.

985
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:36,720
Speaker 3: This show is so interesting to watch because it's whenever

986
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 3: I think lottery, I'm like endless money. But then there

987
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:41,439
Speaker 3: will be episodes where the person has not one enough

988
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 3: to even buy a house, and so it's like what

989
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 3: it feels very like. It feels like there's a lot

990
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 3: of stretching to describe what a lottery is.

991
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 2: Like.

992
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm gonna be watching an episode and

993
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 3: they're gonna be like, I want twenty dollars on a scratch.

994
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 2: And I'd like to buy this house. What kind of house?

995
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 2: A Barbie house? Yeah? Exactly. Yeah, And sometimes it's inherented.

996
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 2: Have you seen one like that?

997
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 3: Ya? Well, that's real. They push it's.

998
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 2: Season thirty or something.

999
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 3: And you know what I mean. They's kind of dark

1000
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:09,400
Speaker 3: to call your inheritance a lottery winning.

1001
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess it isn't quite.

1002
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 3: A mom died in a slipping, let's celebrate, and she

1003
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 3: never spent a dime on herself, so now we get

1004
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 3: it all.

1005
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 2: Yeah. My favorite is when somebody who does win a

1006
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 2: big amount when it's oh, because there's always a moment

1007
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,480
Speaker 2: where he's like, so, how much did you win? And

1008
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 2: they tell it and then he's like, and how much

1009
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 2: are you giving me to work with to find you?

1010
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 2: Because the premise of the show listener is that David

1011
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 2: comes to your town and he shows you three.

1012
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 3: Homes in a very flowy outfit in a gorgeous lower

1013
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 3: year turning heads in whatever small town he's in, and

1014
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:49,920
Speaker 3: he shows you three possible homes and you have to

1015
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 3: pick one, and then they come back six months later

1016
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 3: when you haven't yet moved in, and they do a pretend.

1017
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 2: It's great here. But he'll ask at the beginning how

1018
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 2: much did you win? And then he'll say how much

1019
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 2: is your budget? How much you're giving me to work with?

1020
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 2: Is what he says. And my favorite is when they're like,

1021
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:10,839
Speaker 2: we won ten million dollars and he's like, oh my god,

1022
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 2: that's amazing, and what's your budget and they're like three

1023
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 2: hundred thousand.

1024
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,400
Speaker 3: We will not be using the money.

1025
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 2: We won't be using the money, and so suddenly suddenly

1026
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,240
Speaker 2: he's like they're like we'd like at least one bathroom.

1027
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,960
Speaker 2: It's like and you see his face, like you see

1028
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 2: him dial along side. He gets so excited, like I'm

1029
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 2: gonna be able to find a mansion for these people,

1030
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 2: and it's like, okay, you're getting a trailer.

1031
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of things on the show like that.

1032
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, this is confusing.

1033
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:40,879
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1034
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 3: I see the word lottery and I think we're just

1035
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,919
Speaker 3: going for it, right and they.

1036
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 2: No, No, No, it's model homes or you know, like

1037
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 2: but it's still so exciting and it's fun to to

1038
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 2: like try and guess what they're gonna what they're gonna pick.

1039
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:53,880
Speaker 3: Oh, are you good at guessing?

1040
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:58,360
Speaker 2: No, I'm usually wrong. I'm usually wrong. I'm often surprised.

1041
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:00,239
Speaker 2: Ryan's better at it than I. And he's like, they're

1042
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 2: not going to do that because they want split level,

1043
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 2: or they're not going to do that because they need

1044
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 2: a backyard, and I'm like, I wasn't really paying attention.

1045
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 2: Maybe I missed that part.

1046
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:09,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm I feel like I'm pretty good at guessing

1047
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:11,480
Speaker 3: on House Hunters, but that's because I kind of know

1048
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 3: the tricks of how they produce that show. At this point, Oh,

1049
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 3: which they like basically you have to have closed on

1050
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 3: the house before they let you on the show. So

1051
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 3: like the houses that actually look lived in and have furniture,

1052
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 3: those are just houses they've found that won't be purchased.

1053
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,879
Speaker 3: It's usually the ones that look like something like very

1054
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 3: temperate or like you can tell that it's a house

1055
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:34,839
Speaker 3: that's going to be moved into rather than one that's

1056
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 3: being lived in.

1057
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:36,359
Speaker 2: Right.

1058
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 3: So, but on Lottery Dream Home, there's no telling what's

1059
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 3: going to anyone's guest. Yes, it's truly anyone's guests. Yeah,

1060
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 3: and the people are always interesting, yes they are. And well,

1061
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 3: people who play the lottery, I mean it's it's it's

1062
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 3: a it's a special kind of person who plays lottery.

1063
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,439
Speaker 3: I don't know if you play the lot I don't

1064
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 3: play the lottery.

1065
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:55,879
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't gamble. And at least you play

1066
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 2: the lottery.

1067
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 3: At least is hooked. I'm trying to get them to stop.

1068
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,439
Speaker 3: The money is just I mean, here's the deal.

1069
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:07,359
Speaker 4: I'm terrified of winning because then suddenly all of your relationship.

1070
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 3: Dynamics changed totally. You'd have to tell no one you

1071
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 3: have to move. I don't want any of that. I'm

1072
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 3: ready for the lottery to ruin my life, just destroy

1073
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:18,279
Speaker 3: all my relationships. I'm happy to What.

1074
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:19,400
Speaker 2: Would you do if you win the lottery?

1075
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 3: Well, first, I'd go on my lottery dream home. That's

1076
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 3: the only reason I want to win the lottery. I

1077
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:27,760
Speaker 3: don't care about the financial freedom. Let me meet David.

1078
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,799
Speaker 3: Is there no other way for me to What would

1079
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 3: I do if I won the lottery? I unfortunately, because

1080
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 3: it's a mental illness of mine. I wouldn't change anything.

1081
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:40,359
Speaker 3: I simply would spend no more money, right, I would

1082
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 3: just sit in a bank account and everyone would resent me. Oh,

1083
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 3: I would kind of. That's how I would ruin relationships

1084
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 3: because they'd be like Bridger has so much money and

1085
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 3: he's doing nothing new with it. He's not buying us

1086
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,319
Speaker 3: better things. He's not solving any of our problems. He

1087
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 3: just continues to worry about money.

1088
00:50:56,320 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, what would you do? I also, I'm a keep

1089
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 2: money under my mattress kind of a guy too. But

1090
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:06,399
Speaker 2: I do think I would take my parents sure, and

1091
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 2: like colleges for nephews and nieces and things. Right, and

1092
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 2: then I would because we have a little apartment and

1093
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 2: a little house, I want a big I want a

1094
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:20,279
Speaker 2: big I want some day, I definitely want some day

1095
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:22,360
Speaker 2: to be able to furnish a shop.

1096
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 3: Without Oh can you imagine not think about a price,

1097
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 3: to just be like, oh, I like how that looks,

1098
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 3: and it doesn't matter now it's mine.

1099
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 2: Yes, And I don't need a tape measure because it

1100
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 2: doesn't matter. The house is big enough for anything.

1101
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 3: We need to actually make sure that it's not small

1102
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 3: too small for the.

1103
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 2: House exactly exactly. So I think that's probably where I

1104
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 2: would go. I would, I would, but I wouldn't do

1105
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 2: anything outrageous, right, you know, like cars. I don't really

1106
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:48,880
Speaker 2: care about cars.

1107
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 3: They mean nothing to me.

1108
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't need like I like to travel,

1109
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 2: but I wouldn't need to travel extravagantly. I think I

1110
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 2: think I would travel more, but I would, you know,

1111
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:03,719
Speaker 2: still travel modestly. I don't need to, you know. But

1112
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 2: I think set up my family and a big house, I.

1113
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 3: Would probably buy a new doormat. That's and that's like

1114
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 3: a slightly bigger, better doormat. That would be the shift

1115
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:15,720
Speaker 3: in my life.

1116
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, do you have a small doormat.

1117
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 3: I think it's too small. I like it because it's

1118
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 3: it's like, doesn't get soaked in the rain, like it

1119
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:27,840
Speaker 3: it's like kind of a weird elastic or something, because

1120
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 3: we had one of those natural fiber ones and it

1121
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 3: was just soaked all the time. So this one is

1122
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:34,720
Speaker 3: good for the rain. But I think it's too small

1123
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:36,880
Speaker 3: for the space and I think it looks ridiculous. But

1124
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:40,400
Speaker 3: I'm not willing to change. I'm waiting to win the lottery,

1125
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 3: my lottery dream doormat.

1126
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 2: Imagine a look on David's face when he says what

1127
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:50,440
Speaker 2: do you win in You're like fifteen million, and then

1128
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 2: he's like and what's your budget and you're like thirty dollars?

1129
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:53,239
Speaker 3: What?

1130
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:56,239
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't want a house. I'm just looking for

1131
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:56,880
Speaker 2: a doormat.

1132
00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:00,200
Speaker 3: That's what he has a suicide pill for. I was

1133
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:01,800
Speaker 3: right on the show, and you can.

1134
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 2: Just like imagine when the cameras stopped rolling, he goes

1135
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 2: over to a producer and he's like, I flew all

1136
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 2: the way here.

1137
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:12,919
Speaker 3: I'm staying in. Its supposed to be my career. Where

1138
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:13,839
Speaker 3: did this guy come from?

1139
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:16,359
Speaker 2: Oh? I also love on that show when he goes

1140
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 2: to the local realtors.

1141
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 3: Oh, anytime we get a local realtter or involved househowners,

1142
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 3: international householders, I love these people.

1143
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,719
Speaker 2: Yes, and he's like he's like, come here, give me

1144
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 2: a hug, give me some sugar. And you can see

1145
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 2: they can tell like this person hasn't hugged anyone in years,

1146
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 2: or like this is not hugging down.

1147
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:37,040
Speaker 3: I wonder how they track down those people. Oh, what

1148
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 3: is the casting process for a reltter on a reality

1149
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 3: show where the reeller is not actually involved?

1150
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 2: Oh? Good question. Last night I was actually at the

1151
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:52,320
Speaker 2: Artios Awards, which is the casting director's Oscars session. Now

1152
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:56,960
Speaker 2: the casting doctors have an OSCAR twenty twenty six coming around.

1153
00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:01,760
Speaker 2: There will be a casting director Oscar, which is very exciting.

1154
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 2: It was. It was very exciting last night to be

1155
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 2: there because this is the first time they've all gathered

1156
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 2: since the news. But there was a reality show category.

1157
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:12,879
Speaker 2: Oh of course, because there's casting for of course. But

1158
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 2: my Lottery dream Home is not nominated.

1159
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:17,399
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's got a sting. I wonder if it's

1160
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:18,360
Speaker 3: ever been nominated.

1161
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know, but I would nominate them,

1162
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:22,919
Speaker 2: Oh of course. I mean it's like basically the only

1163
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 2: reality show I watched, so I probably wouldn't be a

1164
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 2: good judgment.

1165
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 3: I mean, they have two viewers right here. That's I mean,

1166
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,279
Speaker 3: something somebody cares about it. I mean, And there are

1167
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:35,440
Speaker 3: also a thousand seasons, so many we're getting into parents

1168
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:37,400
Speaker 3: dying and leaving money and calling that a lottery. So

1169
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 3: obviously there's plenty of episodes.

1170
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:42,799
Speaker 2: I love that you can hear a school here.

1171
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we're getting the announcements right now. We'll get

1172
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:51,040
Speaker 3: children screaming, children laughing. What else do we get? Sometimes

1173
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:54,879
Speaker 3: they'll have like music playing fun upbeat like Bruno Mars music.

1174
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 3: I don't know what they're doing over there. But the

1175
00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:59,720
Speaker 3: thing is is I have no idea what the school's

1176
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:02,840
Speaker 3: schedu rule is because we'll go it'll be like Tuesday

1177
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:06,880
Speaker 3: through Thursday silence, and then suddenly there's noise on a Friday.

1178
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 3: I'm like, wow, this is not a normal school.

1179
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 2: Or maybe they're punished during the week and then they're

1180
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 2: let loose on Friday.

1181
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:14,319
Speaker 3: And cages up there.

1182
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:15,799
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1183
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:18,200
Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on there, but I get

1184
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 3: a little bit of elementary school happening.

1185
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:24,200
Speaker 2: It's a fun every day kids laughing. As the kids.

1186
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:29,439
Speaker 3: Laughing, I think it's time to play a game.

1187
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:31,279
Speaker 2: Oh finally, I've been waiting.

1188
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,560
Speaker 3: For him only I think it's gift or a curse.

1189
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 3: Oh I'm so good at well, I mean yeah, I'm

1190
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:38,720
Speaker 3: not that good at anything. What are we talking about?

1191
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 3: I need a number between one and ten from you,

1192
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 3: Michael eight. Okay, I need to do some like calculating.

1193
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 3: So right now you can promote, recommend, do whatever you

1194
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 3: want with a microphone or my lottery.

1195
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 2: Dream Home is a show you can find on Max.

1196
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 2: There are dozens and dozens of seasons. The host David

1197
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:00,800
Speaker 2: is delightful and tattooed to the wazoo.

1198
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:02,839
Speaker 3: It's a great show.

1199
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 2: I also just recently watched the latest seasons of Fargo

1200
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:11,719
Speaker 2: and True Detective and love them. Albeit there is some

1201
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 2: faulty reindeer cgi in one of them, but those shows

1202
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 2: are terrific. Great performances from the two leading detectives on

1203
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:26,719
Speaker 2: True Detective and Juno Temple, famous for Ted Lasso is

1204
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 2: brilliant on Fargo. And then I also when's this coming out?

1205
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:31,479
Speaker 3: March twenty first?

1206
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 2: March twenty first. If you are listening to this on

1207
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,200
Speaker 2: March twenty first, and you are anywhere in the Tri

1208
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:38,680
Speaker 2: state area, you have two more weeks to go. See

1209
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:41,960
Speaker 2: Spam a Lot on Broadway, which is the greatest show ever.

1210
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 2: I was in it with Bridgers partner Jimmy Smagoula, and

1211
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:51,359
Speaker 2: it is closing early, sadly, but it is, I promise you,

1212
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:53,759
Speaker 2: the most fun you'll have on Broadway. So go check

1213
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:54,040
Speaker 2: it out.

1214
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:58,880
Speaker 3: Excellent. What a shame about spam Alat fun show. I know,

1215
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,799
Speaker 3: we're so good in it. Thank you, Jim so Good

1216
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:05,279
Speaker 3: and it's brilliant. James I.

1217
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:08,360
Speaker 2: Gohart plays King Arthur and he's he's wonderful. And Taren

1218
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:13,080
Speaker 2: Killem was wonderful, oh, Taren, former podcast guest here pre

1219
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 2: spam Alot, and now Alex Brightman is playing Lancelot. Christopher

1220
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:20,600
Speaker 2: Oldzgerald one of the greatest musical comedy actors of all time.

1221
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 2: So Good plays Patsy and it's just a wonderful show.

1222
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:27,400
Speaker 2: It is non stop laughs, and it's playing at the Saint

1223
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:29,959
Speaker 2: James Theater through I think April ninth is the last

1224
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:31,200
Speaker 2: show pure entertainment.

1225
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 3: Go see it. Just a fun time and uh yeah again,

1226
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:38,160
Speaker 3: thank you for apologizing about this cartoon reindeer at the

1227
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 3: beginning of True Detective. I was really upset by that.

1228
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,600
Speaker 2: When you saw that, were you like, is this a

1229
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 2: Christmas show?

1230
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:46,760
Speaker 3: It felt like, like, where's Tim Allen He's gonna be

1231
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 3: I was, I was honestly shocked. I was thinking, this

1232
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:52,160
Speaker 3: is the first thing I'm singing your TV show, and

1233
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:57,200
Speaker 3: it's the most phony looking cgi cariboo or whatever. Throw

1234
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 3: a few extra dollars towards the cariboo.

1235
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe it's hard to get trained caribou.

1236
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:04,320
Speaker 3: Well, I don't care.

1237
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 2: I don't care.

1238
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:08,440
Speaker 3: Get another trained animal trained to have trained dogs running

1239
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 3: through the snow with antlers than we are in.

1240
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 2: I mean, Jim Cameron would have done it. Jim Cameron

1241
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:21,160
Speaker 2: would do it. You can do it, Hbo or whatever.

1242
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:24,680
Speaker 3: Michael. This is how we play Gift, a curse, tame

1243
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 3: three things. You'll tell me if there're a gift or

1244
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 3: a curse and why, and then I'll tell you if

1245
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 3: you're right or wrong. Because there are objectively true answers.

1246
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 3: There are no subjective fevers here. Let's get into this

1247
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 3: number one. This is from a listener named uh Anika

1248
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:43,000
Speaker 3: or anka A n n I k A. How do

1249
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 3: we feel an I'd say Onnica, you could go in

1250
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:53,880
Speaker 3: any direction with that name, so I think AKA, there

1251
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:59,560
Speaker 3: we go. Of course, that was the obvious. They've suggested

1252
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:02,720
Speaker 3: gift her a curse when fitness trainers want you to

1253
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:07,560
Speaker 3: yell during their class, curse, Why.

1254
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:13,919
Speaker 2: Well, not everyone needs to speak at the gym. When

1255
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:16,440
Speaker 2: I'm at the gym, I don't want to talk. I

1256
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,960
Speaker 2: don't even want to say no, I'm not using that

1257
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:22,080
Speaker 2: machine when someone says, are you using this machine? I

1258
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,840
Speaker 2: don't want to talk to anybody at the gym. I'm

1259
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:27,680
Speaker 2: there to do my thing. This is actually a problem

1260
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 2: in New York. I know way more people in New

1261
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 2: York than I do in LA, so this doesn't happen here,

1262
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 2: but in New York. I've lived in New York since

1263
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety nine. I know too many people, and it's

1264
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:40,040
Speaker 2: too small of a player, very small. And I run

1265
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 2: in the same circles as people who go to the gym,

1266
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:45,680
Speaker 2: and they're always there. And sometimes I go to the gym.

1267
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:46,919
Speaker 2: If I'm going to the gym for like a short

1268
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:50,520
Speaker 2: period of time, I'm like, I can't. I just can't

1269
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:55,200
Speaker 2: run into you right now. Nothing's happened since yesterday when

1270
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:57,840
Speaker 2: we had the same conversation at the fly machine, And

1271
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,000
Speaker 2: I've got nothing more to say to you. I like you,

1272
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 2: but there's nothing. There's and I avoid people at the gym.

1273
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:05,959
Speaker 2: If I see somebody I know, even people I know, well,

1274
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:07,000
Speaker 2: I will avoid that.

1275
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 3: Oh that sounds horrifying to me to run into somebody

1276
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 3: you know.

1277
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:12,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, and it happened. And at the gym I

1278
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:14,680
Speaker 2: go to, there's so many people. I mean, it's like

1279
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 2: and Ryan and I always joke there's so many people

1280
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:20,200
Speaker 2: that we know at the gym, and like sort of

1281
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:24,080
Speaker 2: Broadway Famous Broadway, and it's like it's gotten so bad

1282
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 2: that I avoid Bernadette Peter's at the gym.

1283
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 3: She will not leave you. She wants to.

1284
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 2: Talk between every set, and I love her. I mean,

1285
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:34,920
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with her. I'm going to see her in

1286
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:39,080
Speaker 2: concert tomorrow. But I can't talk. I can't talk. I'm

1287
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 2: busy listening. I'm busy listening to I said no gifts,

1288
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,440
Speaker 2: and I'm on my third set and I can't talk

1289
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 2: to you. Bernette Peters.

1290
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:49,040
Speaker 3: This is kind of the ultimate weightlifting podcast, really pumps

1291
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 3: people high energy.

1292
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:52,800
Speaker 2: But I actually was.

1293
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:53,960
Speaker 3: I I think I was.

1294
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:57,920
Speaker 2: It was some funny jiff of Bernadette or something like that,

1295
01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 2: and I sent it to Ryan Jiff for gift.

1296
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:03,640
Speaker 3: Interesting. I love to hear somebody naturally say Jiff because

1297
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:06,280
Speaker 3: I say gift, but like I think it didn't feel intense.

1298
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:08,040
Speaker 3: It felt like you are a Jiff person.

1299
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:10,800
Speaker 2: Generated is the word, right, Well.

1300
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:14,040
Speaker 3: It's the technically it's supposed to You're supposed to say Jeff,

1301
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 3: but I say, too bad. It looks like Giff, the

1302
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:20,040
Speaker 3: creator of Jeff's, dropped the ball.

1303
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:22,439
Speaker 2: I'm a big fan of peanut Butter. I think that's

1304
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:23,720
Speaker 2: why I go to jail.

1305
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 3: How has there not been some sort of Jeff Peanut

1306
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:33,080
Speaker 3: Butter crossover campaign? Yeah, I don't know animated.

1307
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:36,040
Speaker 2: Jeff, but I sent Ryan a Jeff of Bernett Peters

1308
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:38,520
Speaker 2: or something like that, just as a joke, just as

1309
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:40,959
Speaker 2: you know, you know, as you do. And he wrote back,

1310
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:43,840
Speaker 2: it's the lady from the gym, Like, that's how much.

1311
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:49,320
Speaker 3: Bernadette's a huge meathead. She's just muscle bound, terrific shape.

1312
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:53,080
Speaker 3: I mean, she's like one hundred years. She looks in crab.

1313
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:55,920
Speaker 3: So she's just hitting the gym. She hits them. What

1314
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:57,000
Speaker 3: machines is she using?

1315
01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:00,640
Speaker 2: She does freeways. I always see her doing freeways.

1316
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:06,000
Speaker 3: And she has benching thousands of pounds, can bench four

1317
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 3: hundred pounds. Wow, you're saying curse.

1318
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 2: I'm saying it's a curse for a trainer to insist

1319
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:18,400
Speaker 2: that you shout absolutely, thank you, huge curse.

1320
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:21,480
Speaker 3: I mean, what I'm thinking is what I can't do

1321
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 3: in any situation is yell in unison. And this is

1322
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:28,120
Speaker 3: like they're saying during class. And since I was a child,

1323
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:30,880
Speaker 3: I feel so embarrassed when people are yelling in unison,

1324
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,680
Speaker 3: doing cheers or whatever. I can't do it. I simply

1325
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:37,320
Speaker 3: I will remain silent or I'll lip sync whatever we're yelling,

1326
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:42,800
Speaker 3: because I just spine is just tingling at the embarrassment.

1327
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:44,880
Speaker 3: I'm not going to get on a bike and yell

1328
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 3: with the rest of my classmates about exercise. That's humiliating, don't.

1329
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:52,400
Speaker 3: I'm there, I'm doing the thing that's as much as

1330
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:53,160
Speaker 3: you can ask for me.

1331
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:55,439
Speaker 2: I think that's a fair, that's totally fair.

1332
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:58,120
Speaker 3: Never tell me to yell. No, I'll yell when I

1333
01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:04,200
Speaker 3: want to. I will scream, but not when somebody's making

1334
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:05,640
Speaker 3: me exercise so very good.

1335
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:08,880
Speaker 2: What about like a picket or a protest, I.

1336
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:11,320
Speaker 3: Won't even do it. Then. If we're you know, like

1337
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 3: November twenty sixteen, we're marching down through New York, everyone's

1338
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:22,480
Speaker 3: yelling some club president I'm not I'm silent. I've got

1339
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:25,439
Speaker 3: a sign. That's all you can ask for you Yeah, great, great,

1340
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:27,640
Speaker 3: So no one asked me to yell in Unison. It's

1341
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:30,960
Speaker 3: no one should do it. It's embarrassing for everybody. Okay,

1342
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:34,280
Speaker 3: very good. Number two this is from someone named Jacqueline

1343
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:38,040
Speaker 3: Gift or a curse. Misplacing your wallet, panicking that you've

1344
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:40,920
Speaker 3: lost it somewhere around town, and then finding it in

1345
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:42,400
Speaker 3: your home a few minutes later.

1346
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:49,920
Speaker 2: Gift, Why, well, you're your moments from canceling your credit cards,

1347
01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:53,800
Speaker 2: from panicking from the the horror of potentially getting order

1348
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:57,400
Speaker 2: the DMV and replace your driver's license. And now you

1349
01:03:57,440 --> 01:03:59,960
Speaker 2: don't have to retrace your moments. Oh my gosh, moments.

1350
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:03,280
Speaker 2: You don't have to retrace your steps. What a relief.

1351
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:05,920
Speaker 2: You've got your wallet. I once left. I used to

1352
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:09,680
Speaker 2: have one of those phone cases that was also a wallet.

1353
01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:13,080
Speaker 2: Oh sure, sure, And I loved it. I thought it

1354
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:15,360
Speaker 2: was the greatest thing ever. I was obsessed with it.

1355
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:18,600
Speaker 2: I thought I had figured out, you know, it solved

1356
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:22,280
Speaker 2: everything everything, Just like my tiny home, I have everything

1357
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:28,040
Speaker 2: in this one tiny thing. And then I was extremely

1358
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:33,240
Speaker 2: high in Dallas at a Starbucks on my way to

1359
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:38,600
Speaker 2: a Bury Manilo concert. I left it at the Starbucks

1360
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:42,480
Speaker 2: and didn't realize it until I went to the box

1361
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:44,919
Speaker 2: office to pick up my Manilo tickets and they said,

1362
01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:48,400
Speaker 2: can I see your ID? And I was like no,

1363
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:52,840
Speaker 2: and thank god I'm notable. So he googled me and

1364
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:56,080
Speaker 2: they gave me the ticket and I went to the

1365
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:57,200
Speaker 2: concert thinking.

1366
01:04:57,280 --> 01:04:59,280
Speaker 3: Without that would have ruined my evening. I would have

1367
01:04:59,320 --> 01:04:59,760
Speaker 3: gone home.

1368
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:02,720
Speaker 2: I should have gone back to Starbucks, the last place

1369
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:05,880
Speaker 2: you were. But the tickets were comped because I kind of.

1370
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:08,200
Speaker 3: Know Berry Manalis, right, how do you know him?

1371
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:13,240
Speaker 2: From being a fan from insisting found his door staff,

1372
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:16,320
Speaker 2: from insisting I've been a Fanolo for many years and

1373
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:19,000
Speaker 2: the moment I had a monarch from of fame that

1374
01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:22,600
Speaker 2: was my first course. And I've been to his concert

1375
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:25,880
Speaker 2: nearly twenty times. Wow, I'm a big fan, like legit,

1376
01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:31,160
Speaker 2: not an un ironic Fanelo. And I'm more than a Fanallo,

1377
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:38,120
Speaker 2: I'm an ambassallo. And uh so I was like, well,

1378
01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:40,520
Speaker 2: I'm not going to miss the concert. And I also

1379
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:43,160
Speaker 2: I think we figured out that the Starbucks was closing soon,

1380
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:44,880
Speaker 2: and I was like, it's not going to matter anyway,

1381
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:49,120
Speaker 2: I'll just call tomorrow, right, you know, But of course

1382
01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:54,400
Speaker 2: it was gone, and and I was in Dallas, and

1383
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:56,080
Speaker 2: I had to fly back to New York in a

1384
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:56,720
Speaker 2: couple of days.

1385
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:59,120
Speaker 3: I was caught in Dallas just a week ago. You

1386
01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:02,080
Speaker 3: got stuck. I hate American Airlines. We've said that on

1387
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:05,440
Speaker 3: this podcast before, but now I'm saying it again. It

1388
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:08,280
Speaker 3: was a rough experience. All of their the restaurants there

1389
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:11,520
Speaker 3: at Dallas Fort Worth close at nine pm. Even the

1390
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:15,400
Speaker 3: Chilis two Chili's two Starbucks is no longer serving hot

1391
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:19,680
Speaker 3: food after nine o'clock. My ultimate nightmare there stuck.

1392
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:22,640
Speaker 2: Was there a lounge you could buy into? Sometimes?

1393
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:25,400
Speaker 3: Probably? But as we discussed with the lottery, there's no

1394
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:27,280
Speaker 3: way I'm paying for that, right right, No, that's fair.

1395
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:32,360
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Continue, Okay, So anyway, I lost my phone

1396
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:37,959
Speaker 3: and wallet, and the easy thing to get was credit card,

1397
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,960
Speaker 3: literally on the doorstep of the place I was staying

1398
01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:44,560
Speaker 3: the next day. That quickly, so fast? How does that happen?

1399
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:47,360
Speaker 2: Because they want you to spend money. It got there

1400
01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:50,320
Speaker 2: so so quickly. I had to have a friend who

1401
01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:54,600
Speaker 2: was staying in my apartment FedEx me my passport so

1402
01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:58,919
Speaker 2: that I could get on a plane and The hardest thing.

1403
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:02,200
Speaker 2: I mean, getting another driver's license was not easy, but

1404
01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:06,400
Speaker 2: it wasn't pressing right. The hardest thing was replacing my phone,

1405
01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:10,840
Speaker 2: because you cannot get a phone without an ID.

1406
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:12,640
Speaker 3: Oh, I will not.

1407
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:16,080
Speaker 2: They will not give you without an ID.

1408
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:19,680
Speaker 3: Is that wild? That's bizarre? How does that work?

1409
01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:22,680
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe it. And I was like, do you

1410
01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:28,360
Speaker 2: have Google? I am known. They wouldn't have said no, sorry.

1411
01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:29,720
Speaker 3: That won't work. Well, this was pre you being on

1412
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:30,480
Speaker 3: an Apple show.

1413
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:31,760
Speaker 2: That's true.

1414
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:32,680
Speaker 3: That would have helped.

1415
01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:34,320
Speaker 2: Oh, I wonder if that would have helped.

1416
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:35,160
Speaker 3: That would have helped.

1417
01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:36,920
Speaker 2: If I was at the Apple store and I said,

1418
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:42,200
Speaker 2: we're colleagues, you might not realize this is what we're called.

1419
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:45,600
Speaker 2: But I couldn't believe it. Also like I'm from Dallas,

1420
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:48,240
Speaker 2: I'm from I'm from Dallas. You know I'm a sort

1421
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:50,040
Speaker 2: of a local boy.

1422
01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:51,760
Speaker 3: Does it means nothing?

1423
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:53,760
Speaker 2: They had no idea who I was. They couldn't have

1424
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:54,960
Speaker 2: cared less at this at this.

1425
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:58,840
Speaker 3: Apple is just getting destroyed low and.

1426
01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:00,920
Speaker 2: They were rude. They were even rude about it. I

1427
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:05,440
Speaker 2: could I was so discouraged. It was like such an upsetting,

1428
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:08,160
Speaker 2: discouraging moment. And I luckily I was staying with my

1429
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:10,240
Speaker 2: very dear friends, and they took very good care of

1430
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:13,400
Speaker 2: me and through the whole ordeal. But holy crap, was

1431
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:16,120
Speaker 2: at heart and they gave me. This is crazy. They

1432
01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:18,920
Speaker 2: gave me one of their credit cards to use in

1433
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,880
Speaker 2: the interim, and I had to Like, I had a

1434
01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:25,200
Speaker 2: rental car and I had to return it, and I

1435
01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:27,559
Speaker 2: was driving without a license. I was freaking out. And

1436
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:29,599
Speaker 2: then I get to the airport and I'm like, oh shit,

1437
01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:32,439
Speaker 2: I have to return this with gas in it. And

1438
01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:34,479
Speaker 2: I go to the gas station and I'm and I'm

1439
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:36,719
Speaker 2: using their card and it asked for a ZIP code

1440
01:08:37,479 --> 01:08:39,280
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'm like, what's that.

1441
01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:39,920
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1442
01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:43,400
Speaker 2: I don't know the zip code and I can't remember

1443
01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:45,240
Speaker 2: how I figured it out. Eventually, Oh, I think I

1444
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:47,720
Speaker 2: had someone's one of their phones or something. They gave

1445
01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:50,559
Speaker 2: me one of their phones and I was I was like, oh, yeah,

1446
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:53,719
Speaker 2: there's a Louby's cafeteria at the end of their block.

1447
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:55,920
Speaker 3: Do you know what that is? Take the name of

1448
01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:56,599
Speaker 3: this business.

1449
01:08:57,960 --> 01:08:59,680
Speaker 2: There's a Loubi's cafeteria at end of the block. If

1450
01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:02,160
Speaker 2: I google the Lubies cafeteria, that will show me the

1451
01:09:02,160 --> 01:09:04,400
Speaker 2: address and then and then I got the zip code

1452
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:06,720
Speaker 2: that way. It was like Lubis Cafeteria.

1453
01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:08,280
Speaker 3: Okay, what is that sidebar?

1454
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:12,040
Speaker 2: Luby's Cafeteria. They're in Texas. I don't think there are

1455
01:09:12,040 --> 01:09:14,040
Speaker 2: any they're there anymore. But when I was a kid

1456
01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:16,800
Speaker 2: in Texas, there were two cafeterias. One was Louby's and

1457
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:19,639
Speaker 2: one was Wyatt's. Okay, And it is a place where

1458
01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:22,519
Speaker 2: you go and there's a long line. It's like cafeteria,

1459
01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:24,560
Speaker 2: you know, like a school cafeteria. Sure, long line. You

1460
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:26,280
Speaker 2: get a tray and you go through and you take

1461
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:28,840
Speaker 2: I want those I want this, Okra, I want the chicken.

1462
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:30,760
Speaker 2: I want this, you know, mac and cheese or the

1463
01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:33,240
Speaker 2: pudding or whatever. And you go down the line and

1464
01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:35,240
Speaker 2: you get in. You go sit at these nice tables

1465
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:38,960
Speaker 2: and it's quite lovely. It sounds loveless, Yes, it's quite lovely.

1466
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:41,439
Speaker 2: And there was a Loubies. It's not there anymore, but

1467
01:09:41,439 --> 01:09:43,160
Speaker 2: there's a Louby's at the end of my friend's block.

1468
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:47,840
Speaker 3: And that helped. God bless Louby or Loopy Luby l

1469
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:52,160
Speaker 3: u b Yluby Luby's. And I'm familiar with BUCkies, but

1470
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:52,840
Speaker 3: that's all different.

1471
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:56,120
Speaker 2: BUCkies. I was. I was literally wearing my BUCkies pajamas

1472
01:09:56,120 --> 01:09:58,320
Speaker 2: this morning. I love BUCkies.

1473
01:09:58,479 --> 01:10:00,000
Speaker 3: I've never been to one, but I read I feel

1474
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:01,280
Speaker 3: it would be a dream world for me.

1475
01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:04,920
Speaker 2: It is so cool. Yeah, BUCkies is a really and

1476
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:09,160
Speaker 2: I and the billboards are all over the South wherever

1477
01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:11,559
Speaker 2: they are, And my parents live in the Austin area,

1478
01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:13,439
Speaker 2: and I'm in Dallas a lot because that's where I

1479
01:10:13,439 --> 01:10:14,840
Speaker 2: grew up and I have friends there, and I work

1480
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:17,360
Speaker 2: there sometimes, and I was and so I've driven from

1481
01:10:17,439 --> 01:10:21,600
Speaker 2: Dallas to Austin many times. And there is a BUCkies halfway.

1482
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:24,960
Speaker 2: It's a little more than halfway, but there are so

1483
01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:29,559
Speaker 2: many signs that you are whipped into a frenzy. By

1484
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:32,520
Speaker 2: the time you get there, you are so ready for BUCkies.

1485
01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:34,800
Speaker 2: It's like it's like and some of the signs are

1486
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:37,639
Speaker 2: really cheeky. They're like beef turkey.

1487
01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:43,320
Speaker 3: It'll just like say right right, I.

1488
01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:44,240
Speaker 2: Just like say one of the things that they.

1489
01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:47,840
Speaker 3: Sell, what's their number one thing is I think that

1490
01:10:48,120 --> 01:10:51,559
Speaker 3: there's like a beef jerky wall. Okay, wow, you can

1491
01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:52,439
Speaker 3: get my dream.

1492
01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:55,280
Speaker 2: Any kind of beef jerky. There's like also can't so

1493
01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:59,760
Speaker 2: much candy, but there's there's also I've never seen so

1494
01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:01,080
Speaker 2: much any urinals.

1495
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:07,960
Speaker 3: There is throughout the store. There everywhere they're outside. You

1496
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,880
Speaker 3: can pump gas and pe at the same time. But

1497
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:14,439
Speaker 3: there's so many gas pumps, there's so many urinals. And

1498
01:11:14,439 --> 01:11:20,439
Speaker 3: there's also so many freezers with ice. That's freney because

1499
01:11:20,439 --> 01:11:21,840
Speaker 3: I think a lot of people on road trips with

1500
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:23,719
Speaker 3: coolers that need them right.

1501
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:27,280
Speaker 2: And then of course, in addition to that, you can

1502
01:11:27,280 --> 01:11:30,559
Speaker 2: get hot lunch, you can get pastries. Colatchies is a

1503
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:34,559
Speaker 2: big Calachis. You can get Calachies, and you can buy

1504
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:39,639
Speaker 2: your entire wardrobe. They've got clothing, clothing, anything for the kitchen.

1505
01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:46,080
Speaker 2: Any you would have so many doormat options. I'm telling

1506
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:48,439
Speaker 2: you any doormat you could possibly want. It could say

1507
01:11:48,439 --> 01:11:51,439
Speaker 2: don't mess with Texas, sure, but it could also you

1508
01:11:51,439 --> 01:11:52,719
Speaker 2: probably can find the bridge.

1509
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,000
Speaker 3: That's the one thing that no one will ever print

1510
01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:59,320
Speaker 3: on a product is the name Bridger. Bridges closest I'll

1511
01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:02,479
Speaker 3: ever get, not even a bridge, bridget, no.

1512
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:04,599
Speaker 2: Bridge it yeah, oh yeah, bridget. Well you can always

1513
01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:07,000
Speaker 2: get like a bridget and like turn the T into

1514
01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:07,360
Speaker 2: an R.

1515
01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:11,320
Speaker 3: That's true, it's gonna be janky looking carv it R.

1516
01:12:11,439 --> 01:12:15,280
Speaker 2: But yeah, but when I like BUCkies is the kind

1517
01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:16,880
Speaker 2: of place where you go and you're looking through like

1518
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:20,479
Speaker 2: their housewares department, and you think, I want to buy

1519
01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:22,599
Speaker 2: all new housewares and I want them all.

1520
01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:24,120
Speaker 3: Idea that it went this.

1521
01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:27,640
Speaker 2: Far, it's worth it. There's some small BUCkies, right that

1522
01:12:27,680 --> 01:12:29,760
Speaker 2: aren't like that. There's smaller BUCkies that are more like

1523
01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:32,880
Speaker 2: a really nice seven eleven. But it's sort of I mean,

1524
01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:37,360
Speaker 2: it's like it's basically like Target meets a gas station

1525
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:39,639
Speaker 2: meets seven eleven. Yeah, it's a gas station.

1526
01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:46,759
Speaker 3: Well, you're saying, gift. Ultimately back to that gift, gift, gift, gift.

1527
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:51,360
Speaker 3: It's a curse. Those moments between losing the wallet and

1528
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:53,479
Speaker 3: finding the wallet will aid you a million years. I

1529
01:12:53,479 --> 01:12:57,080
Speaker 3: don't care what relief there is. At the end. You're

1530
01:12:57,120 --> 01:12:59,559
Speaker 3: sick to your stomach, and by the time you get

1531
01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:03,120
Speaker 3: to the wall wallet you might as well be dead. Damn.

1532
01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:05,639
Speaker 3: It's a horrible I know that there's some relief there,

1533
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:09,479
Speaker 3: but I'd rather die. It's a curse.

1534
01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:11,559
Speaker 2: Wow, losing the wallet at all.

1535
01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:13,519
Speaker 3: I can't. I can't lose the wallet. I can't. I

1536
01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:17,160
Speaker 3: would rather not find the wallet. Oh, I'd rather just

1537
01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:20,440
Speaker 3: have to start over, start a scratch, because I'm devastated,

1538
01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:23,680
Speaker 3: beyond belief. I lost my bag in New York a

1539
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:27,679
Speaker 3: couple of months ago. The ten minutes of not having

1540
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:33,400
Speaker 3: it horrible, absolutely horrible. Age at least five years. So

1541
01:13:33,439 --> 01:13:34,559
Speaker 3: you've missed that point.

1542
01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:35,360
Speaker 2: Damn okay.

1543
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:39,280
Speaker 3: Number three this is from and this is a strange

1544
01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:42,679
Speaker 3: combination of names. Two listeners have written in Casey and

1545
01:13:42,760 --> 01:13:45,400
Speaker 3: Anthony have suggested food courts.

1546
01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:48,000
Speaker 2: Are you sure it wasn't Casey Anthony.

1547
01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:53,320
Speaker 3: Her middle names? And we're just finding out Casey and

1548
01:13:53,439 --> 01:13:56,680
Speaker 3: Anthony have written in apparently or Casey Anthony and she

1549
01:13:57,040 --> 01:13:59,519
Speaker 3: thought that this would throw us, throw us off. It

1550
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:03,160
Speaker 3: didn't do much work on the fake name, but they've

1551
01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:06,840
Speaker 3: suggested food courts gift or a curse. Food courts are

1552
01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:07,240
Speaker 3: a gift?

1553
01:14:07,479 --> 01:14:14,920
Speaker 2: Why there's nothing like a cinnamon or a jamba juice

1554
01:14:15,320 --> 01:14:20,320
Speaker 2: or a full on burger and fries to keep your

1555
01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:25,599
Speaker 2: shopping experience going because I get very fatigued shopping. I'm

1556
01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:27,519
Speaker 2: not I don't like shopping. I'm not a big shopper.

1557
01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:30,719
Speaker 2: But if if I can split up a day shopping

1558
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:34,559
Speaker 2: at them all, or you know, some establishment with lots

1559
01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:38,320
Speaker 2: of shops with a meal or even a snack, or

1560
01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:40,240
Speaker 2: even if it's just like an even if it's just

1561
01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:42,680
Speaker 2: like a diet coke, sure it will make all the

1562
01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:46,240
Speaker 2: difference in the world. I recently went to a food

1563
01:14:46,240 --> 01:14:49,320
Speaker 2: court at the Gallery in Glendale and I had the

1564
01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:51,000
Speaker 2: most delicious five guys.

1565
01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:53,920
Speaker 3: Burger and fries. Oh incredible, and a diet coke. It

1566
01:14:54,040 --> 01:14:55,519
Speaker 3: was truly terrific.

1567
01:14:55,880 --> 01:15:02,400
Speaker 2: And it costs thirty dollars. What thirty? It was twenty

1568
01:15:02,439 --> 01:15:03,600
Speaker 2: seven dollars.

1569
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:07,599
Speaker 3: For a bird's airport pricing, right, what are they doing

1570
01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:08,120
Speaker 3: over there?

1571
01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:11,439
Speaker 2: I don't know. Is that am I just getting old?

1572
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:13,400
Speaker 2: Or is everything more expensive now?

1573
01:15:13,439 --> 01:15:16,439
Speaker 3: I mean things are more expensive, certainly, things have gotten

1574
01:15:16,479 --> 01:15:19,600
Speaker 3: out of hand pricing wise, especially within food. Yeah, I

1575
01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:22,680
Speaker 3: feel like food the food industry is kind of I

1576
01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:25,000
Speaker 3: don't know what they're doing. The egg prices went up

1577
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,920
Speaker 3: for ten minutes, and then everybody said everything is now

1578
01:15:26,960 --> 01:15:30,719
Speaker 3: forty dollars. But you should not be paying thirty dollars

1579
01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:32,320
Speaker 3: at a food court five guys.

1580
01:15:32,479 --> 01:15:34,559
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't go to fast food often at all,

1581
01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:37,439
Speaker 2: but like it used to be, you could get a

1582
01:15:37,439 --> 01:15:39,080
Speaker 2: whole meal for five dollars, right, I.

1583
01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:41,439
Speaker 3: Mean that was sure, that was a thing okay, Well,

1584
01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:43,559
Speaker 3: I mean sure, Michael, I.

1585
01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:46,080
Speaker 2: Mean six under ten.

1586
01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:49,400
Speaker 3: But I will say ten years ago you could get

1587
01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:52,200
Speaker 3: an eight dollars meal. I think you could get something

1588
01:15:52,240 --> 01:15:54,680
Speaker 3: great dollars and now. But if you had said, if

1589
01:15:54,680 --> 01:15:56,439
Speaker 3: I were to estimate how much you paid at the

1590
01:15:56,439 --> 01:16:00,840
Speaker 3: food court, five guys, I would have said, fifteen dollars.

1591
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:04,800
Speaker 3: What did you order? I got a bacon cheeseburger right right,

1592
01:16:05,479 --> 01:16:09,320
Speaker 3: and fries okay, and probably a large diet coke.

1593
01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:13,040
Speaker 2: Sure, but that's that's it.

1594
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:17,479
Speaker 3: I would say, max sixteen dollars for that. There's something

1595
01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:18,439
Speaker 3: going on at that food court.

1596
01:16:18,479 --> 01:16:19,479
Speaker 2: Do you think they charged?

1597
01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:24,120
Speaker 3: They must be. There's no way a free standing five

1598
01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:26,720
Speaker 3: guys is charging somebody thirty dollars for that meal. If

1599
01:16:26,720 --> 01:16:28,760
Speaker 3: they are, then the whole company should be shut down.

1600
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:33,320
Speaker 2: But it's also that five guys doesn't have a value menu.

1601
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:37,360
Speaker 2: I feel like most fast food places, you can get a.

1602
01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:41,800
Speaker 3: Combo right of course, and it's cheaper. Well it's not cheaper,

1603
01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:43,760
Speaker 3: but the price is just combined and you don't have

1604
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:45,880
Speaker 3: to do the math. Is that I think that's basically

1605
01:16:46,160 --> 01:16:49,280
Speaker 3: actually cheap. I don't think that. Well, maybe some places.

1606
01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:51,759
Speaker 2: They don't give it's everything's all a heart at five.

1607
01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:54,639
Speaker 3: Guys, that doesn't it means nothing to me. That should

1608
01:16:54,640 --> 01:16:57,760
Speaker 3: not be thirty dollars in and out that same meal

1609
01:16:57,760 --> 01:16:59,760
Speaker 3: would have been eleven dollars. I know for a fact

1610
01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:02,720
Speaker 3: because as I eat it probably twice a week, so

1611
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:04,160
Speaker 3: in and out my heart is going to explode.

1612
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:08,000
Speaker 2: Still has they still have a reasonable.

1613
01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:11,679
Speaker 3: Completely reasonable, well made and reasonable. I mean their politics

1614
01:17:11,720 --> 01:17:15,439
Speaker 3: are probably horrible. Yeah, but if the fries and in

1615
01:17:15,479 --> 01:17:17,920
Speaker 3: and out are not great, once you get used to them,

1616
01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:20,960
Speaker 3: everything's fine. The burgers are terrific, excellent, and if you

1617
01:17:21,080 --> 01:17:23,639
Speaker 3: order the fries well done, you're in a good spot.

1618
01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:27,160
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, These are the tricks people need to know.

1619
01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:29,720
Speaker 2: You can do that. Oh yeah, you can say I

1620
01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:30,800
Speaker 2: want my fries well done.

1621
01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:32,120
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they're happy to do it.

1622
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:34,360
Speaker 2: Oh okay, because I just like over salt them and

1623
01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:36,160
Speaker 2: pretend like it's.

1624
01:17:36,160 --> 01:17:39,400
Speaker 3: I mean, it is ultimately just something salt delivery service.

1625
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:42,519
Speaker 3: I just need something to be pure salt in every meal,

1626
01:17:42,720 --> 01:17:46,520
Speaker 3: so I don't really care what texture it is exactly.

1627
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:48,599
Speaker 2: What would be your favor if you had to choose,

1628
01:17:48,640 --> 01:17:52,160
Speaker 2: But any fast food is in and out what you would.

1629
01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:55,080
Speaker 3: In and out and howl and raise, which is not.

1630
01:17:55,160 --> 01:17:57,599
Speaker 3: It's there, only have two locations in LA But it's

1631
01:17:57,600 --> 01:18:00,800
Speaker 3: a fast food place. It's like hot Chicken. Oh yeah,

1632
01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:02,000
Speaker 3: those are the two places.

1633
01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:03,320
Speaker 2: Frat Burger, what about fast?

1634
01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:05,320
Speaker 3: Never been to a fat Burger is really good? Is

1635
01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:07,720
Speaker 3: it really really good? I don't even know where I

1636
01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:08,799
Speaker 3: would go to fat.

1637
01:18:08,760 --> 01:18:12,080
Speaker 2: There's one in Los Felis.

1638
01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:15,680
Speaker 3: Oh, kind of in the same parking lot as John's

1639
01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:18,840
Speaker 3: the grocery store, and there's a CVS there. Yeah, there's

1640
01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:26,080
Speaker 3: yeah in the area, but it's not fast.

1641
01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:28,719
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say I wouldn't necessarily call Fat Burger fast.

1642
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:31,080
Speaker 3: It feels more like a casual. You have to wait.

1643
01:18:31,120 --> 01:18:32,760
Speaker 3: I mean they have a drive through situation. So you're

1644
01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:33,839
Speaker 3: saying they have bad service.

1645
01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:37,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess that's I guess that is what I'm saying,

1646
01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:39,679
Speaker 2: that it's a good burger but lousy service.

1647
01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:42,240
Speaker 3: Well, I'll give you the correct answer here in a moment.

1648
01:18:42,240 --> 01:18:43,519
Speaker 3: But I do want to say one more thing about

1649
01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:45,840
Speaker 3: the Glendale Galleria. Yeah, I just found out they close

1650
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:48,680
Speaker 3: at eight pm. No, that makes no sense, that is

1651
01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:51,080
Speaker 3: not natural for them all. I'm all as you're close

1652
01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:55,839
Speaker 3: at nine pm, nine pm earliest, absolutely are during the holidays.

1653
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:58,719
Speaker 3: You've got a ten or eleven o'clock. Eight pm feels

1654
01:18:58,800 --> 01:18:59,720
Speaker 3: like small town to me.

1655
01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:02,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I feel like, if it's eight pm

1656
01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:04,920
Speaker 2: and you're in the middle, will you even make it?

1657
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:10,240
Speaker 3: You probably freeze, dissolve or something that makes no sense

1658
01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:13,720
Speaker 3: to me. Eight o'clock very early nine pm. I don't know.

1659
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:16,800
Speaker 3: Maybe it's a pandemic post pandemic sort of thing where

1660
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:20,000
Speaker 3: that we can't sustain them all after eight pm. But

1661
01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:22,840
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure the dent Tai Fung is open after

1662
01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:26,280
Speaker 3: eight o'clock. So that makes what you're not familiar with

1663
01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:30,000
Speaker 3: dent Taipung. No. The Dumpling Place, super Dumpling Place, wonderful,

1664
01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:34,240
Speaker 3: almost impossible to get into. They were at the Americana.

1665
01:19:34,280 --> 01:19:37,200
Speaker 3: It's a big controversy because they moved to the Galleria.

1666
01:19:37,880 --> 01:19:39,200
Speaker 3: It was a big win for the Galley.

1667
01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:42,280
Speaker 2: Oh oh, and you can get to it from the outside. Yes, yes, okay,

1668
01:19:42,280 --> 01:19:43,880
Speaker 2: I know what you're talking about, but I've never been.

1669
01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:46,679
Speaker 3: I believe it used to be a virtual reality center

1670
01:19:47,360 --> 01:19:50,719
Speaker 3: right there that no one went to. Turned into a restaurant. Wow,

1671
01:19:51,400 --> 01:19:54,640
Speaker 3: great dumplings. I do like the Americana. I like the

1672
01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:56,800
Speaker 3: American I prefer the Galleria.

1673
01:19:58,400 --> 01:19:59,200
Speaker 2: Do you like the grove.

1674
01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:02,320
Speaker 3: I don't mind the I feel like the grove is sparse.

1675
01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:05,200
Speaker 3: They don't have enough happening at the grove. Don't you

1676
01:20:05,240 --> 01:20:07,800
Speaker 3: think it's pretty small? It is pretty small.

1677
01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:11,840
Speaker 2: The food the Farmer's market situation is pretty great. Oh

1678
01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:14,479
Speaker 2: the food court thing there which doesn't have they don't

1679
01:20:14,479 --> 01:20:16,160
Speaker 2: have that. At the Americana they don't.

1680
01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:19,479
Speaker 3: The Americana you kind of have to do, almost has

1681
01:20:19,479 --> 01:20:21,280
Speaker 3: no food. It's kind of like a cheese.

1682
01:20:21,120 --> 01:20:23,160
Speaker 2: Cheesecake factory or popcorn at the movie.

1683
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:23,680
Speaker 3: Isn't that right?

1684
01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:25,880
Speaker 2: Really? All you can or Mike, it is like a

1685
01:20:26,160 --> 01:20:27,960
Speaker 2: really nice restaurants.

1686
01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:31,519
Speaker 3: Right, like the Catsuya sushi place. I don't know that

1687
01:20:31,520 --> 01:20:33,360
Speaker 3: that qualifies as a nice restaurant, but it's like a

1688
01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:34,280
Speaker 3: sushi place.

1689
01:20:34,080 --> 01:20:38,160
Speaker 2: I like, you know, not not like I mean, cheesecake

1690
01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:39,400
Speaker 2: factory is perfectly nice.

1691
01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:41,639
Speaker 3: But it's we all know what exactly what the cheesecake

1692
01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:46,759
Speaker 3: factory literally a factory. Yes, it's there are people standing

1693
01:20:46,840 --> 01:20:52,840
Speaker 3: in a line producing your product, horrible conditions. Okay, well

1694
01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:55,080
Speaker 3: look I have to give you the answer. Yeah, food

1695
01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:55,880
Speaker 3: courts are a gift.

1696
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,360
Speaker 2: I love a food court.

1697
01:20:57,479 --> 01:20:59,360
Speaker 3: What I'll say, I love to go. I love a

1698
01:20:59,400 --> 01:21:03,120
Speaker 3: hot dog on a I love them. Well, that might

1699
01:21:03,160 --> 01:21:04,240
Speaker 3: be the only thing I like to eat in a

1700
01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:07,639
Speaker 3: food court anymore, but there's probably something else I would

1701
01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:10,800
Speaker 3: like to eat there. And I love the atmosphere. I

1702
01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:16,360
Speaker 3: love the mix of smells that feels bad, and I

1703
01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:19,120
Speaker 3: prefer them to a food hall. Are you familiar with

1704
01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:23,519
Speaker 3: food halls? Food halls are simply food courts for millennials. Oh,

1705
01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:26,519
Speaker 3: it's exactly a food court, except for we've started calling

1706
01:21:26,560 --> 01:21:30,400
Speaker 3: them a food hall. Maybe they're like slightly nicer restaurants,

1707
01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:35,479
Speaker 3: more chef driven restaurants. But they're ridiculous and I hate

1708
01:21:35,479 --> 01:21:38,280
Speaker 3: that that it even exists. Just give me a trashy

1709
01:21:38,320 --> 01:21:40,760
Speaker 3: food court that a teen can make me feel uncomfortable.

1710
01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:46,679
Speaker 3: And Casey and Anthony have written in given us the suggestion.

1711
01:21:46,920 --> 01:21:51,120
Speaker 3: Thank you, Casey. And and is probably her grandmother's name.

1712
01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:54,559
Speaker 3: It's a beautiful middle name, full.

1713
01:21:54,479 --> 01:21:57,200
Speaker 2: Name Andrew, grandmother grandma Andrew.

1714
01:21:59,600 --> 01:22:01,439
Speaker 3: Well you two out of three, not bad, not bad,

1715
01:22:01,520 --> 01:22:03,840
Speaker 3: not bad, not bad, not bad. I could have I

1716
01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:06,280
Speaker 3: could have done better, but I could. You can always

1717
01:22:06,280 --> 01:22:08,599
Speaker 3: do better. We can always do better, and that's one

1718
01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:10,000
Speaker 3: of the nice things about life.

1719
01:22:10,040 --> 01:22:11,800
Speaker 2: Do you like Grand Central Market? Oh?

1720
01:22:12,080 --> 01:22:13,880
Speaker 3: I don't mind. I went there a lot during my

1721
01:22:14,760 --> 01:22:18,639
Speaker 3: jury duty trial thing where they were trying to pick

1722
01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:22,040
Speaker 3: jury duty. Yeah, and I ate a lot at they

1723
01:22:22,080 --> 01:22:23,560
Speaker 3: have a good Korean place.

1724
01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:29,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, and amazing place or what and then a savch play.

1725
01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:32,400
Speaker 2: So they have all different kinds of phenomenal.

1726
01:22:32,640 --> 01:22:33,880
Speaker 3: I've had neither of those.

1727
01:22:34,280 --> 01:22:35,680
Speaker 2: An egg slut, Oh, of.

1728
01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:39,679
Speaker 3: Course, egg slutt. That's the original egg slut. Egg slott.

1729
01:22:39,680 --> 01:22:40,320
Speaker 3: I'm the kind of.

1730
01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:43,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like saying it, but.

1731
01:22:43,560 --> 01:22:46,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the place I like, I think we've seen

1732
01:22:46,160 --> 01:22:47,000
Speaker 3: it's seen better days.

1733
01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:47,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1734
01:22:47,360 --> 01:22:50,360
Speaker 3: Also, I think it should be called eggs sex worker.

1735
01:22:50,479 --> 01:22:54,519
Speaker 3: Eggs sex worker is much catchier. It's time to get

1736
01:22:54,520 --> 01:22:58,519
Speaker 3: with the times. Egg slut. Okay, it's time for the

1737
01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:00,760
Speaker 3: final segment of the podcast. This is called I said

1738
01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:03,280
Speaker 3: no emails. Yes, people write into I said no gifts

1739
01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:06,840
Speaker 3: at gmail dot com, absolutely desperate for answers. Will you

1740
01:23:06,840 --> 01:23:09,439
Speaker 3: help me answer a question? Yeah, okay, let's get into

1741
01:23:09,560 --> 01:23:14,679
Speaker 3: the document here. This says dear Oh, speaking of dear

1742
01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:19,880
Speaker 3: Bridget and predictably disrespectful guests. So I don't know if

1743
01:23:19,920 --> 01:23:22,479
Speaker 3: that was purposeful or what, but this person is just

1744
01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:25,599
Speaker 3: kind of getting at me from the start. I need

1745
01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:28,400
Speaker 3: help for some background. My now fiance and I got

1746
01:23:28,400 --> 01:23:31,760
Speaker 3: together just about six months before lockdown. As you can

1747
01:23:31,880 --> 01:23:34,880
Speaker 3: into it, we survived and thrived, but as a result

1748
01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:38,080
Speaker 3: of our honeymoon phase continuing into the pandemic, we had

1749
01:23:38,160 --> 01:23:40,320
Speaker 3: extra time and money to go way over the top

1750
01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:43,400
Speaker 3: with gifts for birthdays. As examples, I bought him a

1751
01:23:43,479 --> 01:23:46,680
Speaker 3: much needed Martin acoustic guitar. He followed that with a

1752
01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:49,200
Speaker 3: mini album of five of my favorite songs that he

1753
01:23:49,240 --> 01:23:52,439
Speaker 3: recorded and played every instrument on. I came back at

1754
01:23:52,479 --> 01:23:55,200
Speaker 3: that with having a dozen of our friends record their

1755
01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:58,000
Speaker 3: versions of his favorite songs and learned how to mix

1756
01:23:58,240 --> 01:24:00,719
Speaker 3: to create an album. Oh my God, what's happening here?

1757
01:24:01,439 --> 01:24:05,400
Speaker 3: He came back at that with quite literally individually illustrating

1758
01:24:05,479 --> 01:24:07,720
Speaker 3: the thirty two things he loves about me? Oh what

1759
01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:11,040
Speaker 3: about me? For my thirty second birthday. It goes on,

1760
01:24:11,200 --> 01:24:13,599
Speaker 3: but I'd hate to bore you. Won We've got bad

1761
01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:17,800
Speaker 3: news for you. Last year we called a birthday gift

1762
01:24:17,800 --> 01:24:20,880
Speaker 3: truths as things continued to escalate and we just couldn't

1763
01:24:20,880 --> 01:24:23,040
Speaker 3: outdo each other. Yeah, this could have led to you

1764
01:24:23,160 --> 01:24:25,439
Speaker 3: could escalate to murder. They would have killed each other.

1765
01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:29,160
Speaker 3: In October of twenty twenty four, he will be turning forty,

1766
01:24:29,400 --> 01:24:31,960
Speaker 3: and I feel that I must have a gift of grandiosity,

1767
01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:36,559
Speaker 3: especially since we just did cards last year. He loves

1768
01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:39,040
Speaker 3: music and art most of all the Tim and Eric universe,

1769
01:24:39,080 --> 01:24:42,840
Speaker 3: and is really quite a brilliant, humble and unassuming art professor.

1770
01:24:43,520 --> 01:24:46,320
Speaker 3: I'm willing to splurge on something within reason, but can't

1771
01:24:46,320 --> 01:24:49,040
Speaker 3: come up with a new idea. I've done the cameo thing,

1772
01:24:49,120 --> 01:24:53,000
Speaker 3: gotten him an outdoor pizza oven, a vacation period. Help

1773
01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:55,599
Speaker 3: me come up with something new. Best regards Aaron, what

1774
01:24:55,760 --> 01:24:59,800
Speaker 3: is this couple doing? Wow, the amount of things they've done,

1775
01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:02,080
Speaker 3: It's like a lifetime of like I.

1776
01:25:02,080 --> 01:25:04,320
Speaker 2: Know, I think, I think for his fortieth birthday she

1777
01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:05,040
Speaker 2: should dump him.

1778
01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:09,639
Speaker 3: Absolutely get rid of this looser. He drew some pictures

1779
01:25:09,680 --> 01:25:12,519
Speaker 3: and recorded some songs that you had to act like

1780
01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:16,160
Speaker 3: you liked. I know you're getting him a vacation, an

1781
01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:18,880
Speaker 3: outdoor pizza oven. This guy's a dirt bag. I wonder

1782
01:25:18,880 --> 01:25:22,800
Speaker 3: who she booked on cameo for it? Oh interesting, and

1783
01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:25,280
Speaker 3: she kind of gave us no details about the music

1784
01:25:25,360 --> 01:25:28,400
Speaker 3: or anything. Who could have possibly been? You feel like

1785
01:25:28,680 --> 01:25:30,880
Speaker 3: the guy from Sugar Ray does a lot of cameos.

1786
01:25:30,920 --> 01:25:34,160
Speaker 3: What's his name? Mark McGrath. I'm assuming it was Mark McGrath.

1787
01:25:34,640 --> 01:25:36,280
Speaker 3: Let's go over that she got.

1788
01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:39,240
Speaker 2: She's willing to spend a lot of money a pizza,

1789
01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:40,439
Speaker 2: an outdoor pizza oven.

1790
01:25:40,680 --> 01:25:43,280
Speaker 3: How much does that cost. It's a huge thing.

1791
01:25:43,320 --> 01:25:46,280
Speaker 2: That's expensive, right, it's got to be I mean, that's

1792
01:25:46,320 --> 01:25:48,880
Speaker 2: a brick and you know it must be right.

1793
01:25:49,200 --> 01:25:52,400
Speaker 3: I mean, maybe my knowledge of a pizza oven is limited,

1794
01:25:52,640 --> 01:25:56,200
Speaker 3: but I'm at I'm picturing one of those giant igloo shapes.

1795
01:25:56,600 --> 01:25:59,880
Speaker 2: It's gotta be huge. You don't just pick that up. No,

1796
01:26:00,520 --> 01:26:03,720
Speaker 2: Low's that's something that you have to like have I

1797
01:26:03,760 --> 01:26:06,680
Speaker 2: don't think maybe you do. I don't know. I don't know.

1798
01:26:06,680 --> 01:26:07,040
Speaker 2: That's something.

1799
01:26:07,040 --> 01:26:10,080
Speaker 3: Assuming she spent thirty thousand dollars on that. Wow, the

1800
01:26:10,160 --> 01:26:14,920
Speaker 3: vacation it feels like. And the pandemic. It's twenty twenty,

1801
01:26:15,479 --> 01:26:18,200
Speaker 3: this has been four years of time. Yeah, the amount

1802
01:26:18,200 --> 01:26:20,360
Speaker 3: of this is hundreds of thousands of dollars in gifts.

1803
01:26:20,479 --> 01:26:23,200
Speaker 3: Let's assume this couple, she's got to get out of

1804
01:26:23,240 --> 01:26:24,360
Speaker 3: the get him out of the picture.

1805
01:26:25,080 --> 01:26:27,000
Speaker 2: They don't there's no mention of they're not married.

1806
01:26:28,200 --> 01:26:30,439
Speaker 3: Well, if they are married, she should divorce and get

1807
01:26:30,479 --> 01:26:31,400
Speaker 3: all of this back.

1808
01:26:31,479 --> 01:26:34,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she should like go out with a bang,

1809
01:26:35,200 --> 01:26:42,360
Speaker 2: she should go get pregnant by another man and then say,

1810
01:26:42,560 --> 01:26:43,480
Speaker 2: happy fortieth.

1811
01:26:43,760 --> 01:26:48,439
Speaker 3: I'm naming the child after you. The perfect gift. He

1812
01:26:48,479 --> 01:26:49,959
Speaker 3: didn't have to put in any work.

1813
01:26:49,960 --> 01:26:51,840
Speaker 2: And he doesn't have to raise the child because it's

1814
01:26:51,840 --> 01:26:55,680
Speaker 2: somebody else's. He can leave, she can leave. And but

1815
01:26:56,280 --> 01:26:57,240
Speaker 2: what did you get for?

1816
01:26:57,400 --> 01:26:57,680
Speaker 3: Did you?

1817
01:26:57,720 --> 01:26:58,240
Speaker 2: Are you forty?

1818
01:26:59,040 --> 01:27:03,840
Speaker 3: No? But Jim's about to turn a few years from fifty,

1819
01:27:03,880 --> 01:27:05,960
Speaker 3: a couple of years from fifty, and he never does

1820
01:27:05,960 --> 01:27:07,720
Speaker 3: anything for his birthdays. But he keeps threatening that he

1821
01:27:07,720 --> 01:27:10,439
Speaker 3: wants to do something big for his birthday. And I

1822
01:27:10,479 --> 01:27:12,479
Speaker 3: don't even know how that's going to manifest itself because

1823
01:27:12,479 --> 01:27:14,680
Speaker 3: he never does anything for his birthday. What is he

1824
01:27:14,760 --> 01:27:15,320
Speaker 3: going to want?

1825
01:27:15,439 --> 01:27:19,400
Speaker 2: What is Jimmy Smoogoola gonna want for his fiftieth?

1826
01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:22,040
Speaker 3: He doesn't ever want anything. It's he's a very hard

1827
01:27:22,040 --> 01:27:25,400
Speaker 3: person to get a gift for. I guess some sort

1828
01:27:25,479 --> 01:27:30,639
Speaker 3: of event, a party, yeah, where people come and celebrate him.

1829
01:27:30,680 --> 01:27:35,720
Speaker 2: I think, well, he loves he loves like like good desserts.

1830
01:27:35,920 --> 01:27:37,800
Speaker 3: He loves it. He loves a good meal. So I

1831
01:27:37,800 --> 01:27:38,919
Speaker 3: think cheesecake factory.

1832
01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:41,880
Speaker 2: I think it's cheesecake factory at the Americana.

1833
01:27:42,160 --> 01:27:45,640
Speaker 3: That's always the ultimate gift. Jim would say, can we

1834
01:27:45,680 --> 01:27:47,439
Speaker 3: please just go somewhere where we don't get a number?

1835
01:27:49,640 --> 01:27:53,040
Speaker 3: He says that to me because that's so funny. So

1836
01:27:53,080 --> 01:27:55,400
Speaker 3: that's what That's how I'll spoiled Jim on his fiftieth.

1837
01:27:55,439 --> 01:27:59,120
Speaker 2: But this person for my fortieth was in the pandemic

1838
01:27:59,680 --> 01:28:02,640
Speaker 2: and got me a few things, but he got me

1839
01:28:02,960 --> 01:28:05,360
Speaker 2: a vintage Berry Manelow shirt.

1840
01:28:05,680 --> 01:28:08,720
Speaker 3: Oh that's a really good you know that from what

1841
01:28:08,920 --> 01:28:10,479
Speaker 3: decade would you say it was?

1842
01:28:10,760 --> 01:28:12,080
Speaker 2: I think it was eighties.

1843
01:28:12,320 --> 01:28:14,800
Speaker 3: Wow, So that's a real that's a stunning, s.

1844
01:28:15,120 --> 01:28:20,240
Speaker 2: Really cute shirt. Fit me perfectly, it was, it was.

1845
01:28:20,320 --> 01:28:23,120
Speaker 2: That was a really really good gift. And for him

1846
01:28:23,439 --> 01:28:28,920
Speaker 2: I got and his nephew, our nephew and his sister

1847
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:32,160
Speaker 2: helped help. We got him a video, a compilation of

1848
01:28:32,200 --> 01:28:34,320
Speaker 2: everybody that loves him.

1849
01:28:34,640 --> 01:28:37,800
Speaker 3: He's very sweet. That's a yeah, end in tears sort

1850
01:28:37,840 --> 01:28:38,080
Speaker 3: of thing.

1851
01:28:38,200 --> 01:28:41,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly if he if he had tears.

1852
01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:43,519
Speaker 3: He's emotionless. He's emotionless. So he didn't get a very cold,

1853
01:28:43,680 --> 01:28:44,479
Speaker 3: cruel person.

1854
01:28:47,240 --> 01:28:50,479
Speaker 2: Yeah. So yeah, like that's that's tough. That's she's she's

1855
01:28:50,520 --> 01:28:51,120
Speaker 2: really outdone.

1856
01:28:51,120 --> 01:28:54,920
Speaker 3: Herself. She's she's painted herself into a corner where all

1857
01:28:54,920 --> 01:28:58,040
Speaker 3: she can do is have an affair and get pregnant

1858
01:28:58,280 --> 01:29:00,679
Speaker 3: and move on with her life and ditch this loser.

1859
01:29:00,800 --> 01:29:03,200
Speaker 3: I think that's it, and take his pizza up and yeah,

1860
01:29:03,439 --> 01:29:07,839
Speaker 3: take back the vacation. However you can do that, demand

1861
01:29:07,880 --> 01:29:13,320
Speaker 3: the rights to the cameo. Uh, and then it's perfect.

1862
01:29:13,520 --> 01:29:16,240
Speaker 2: But if he's an art history professor, I suppose you

1863
01:29:16,280 --> 01:29:19,559
Speaker 2: could do. You know, I was in the stage version

1864
01:29:19,560 --> 01:29:20,479
Speaker 2: of the Da Vinci Code.

1865
01:29:20,800 --> 01:29:23,879
Speaker 3: Oh I love this. I know, I'm surprisingly on stage.

1866
01:29:25,240 --> 01:29:28,040
Speaker 3: That's where I was. That's what it was born to be.

1867
01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:30,360
Speaker 2: I sort of thought that's what the bulk of this

1868
01:29:30,479 --> 01:29:32,439
Speaker 2: interview would be about. But it's okay that.

1869
01:29:32,280 --> 01:29:37,240
Speaker 3: That episode we'll have a slight music and then get

1870
01:29:37,240 --> 01:29:39,799
Speaker 3: into episode two. Dan Brown.

1871
01:29:41,320 --> 01:29:43,959
Speaker 2: Dan Dan is actually really cool.

1872
01:29:44,600 --> 01:29:46,160
Speaker 3: House, I hope. So he's got a lot of money.

1873
01:29:46,240 --> 01:29:48,960
Speaker 2: He has so much money, and he's done really well.

1874
01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:50,720
Speaker 2: He's done a really good job with it, like he

1875
01:29:51,760 --> 01:29:54,320
Speaker 2: you know, sometimes he's like like really really rich people.

1876
01:29:54,400 --> 01:29:57,160
Speaker 2: You think, you know, what are you even doing with it?

1877
01:29:57,400 --> 01:29:59,400
Speaker 3: Like, oh, Constant, I'm like, oh, you get to have

1878
01:29:59,439 --> 01:30:02,599
Speaker 3: all that money and we're making horrible choices he has.

1879
01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:04,400
Speaker 2: He had us over his house and it is a

1880
01:30:04,520 --> 01:30:08,400
Speaker 2: really cool house. Very Dan Brown. Anyway, one of the

1881
01:30:08,439 --> 01:30:10,800
Speaker 2: closing night gifts or opening night gifts that someone gave

1882
01:30:10,920 --> 01:30:15,360
Speaker 2: all of us was a Mona Lisa card, but instead

1883
01:30:15,360 --> 01:30:17,400
Speaker 2: of the Mona Lisa face, it was our own face.

1884
01:30:18,840 --> 01:30:22,160
Speaker 2: And I wonder as an art historian if he might

1885
01:30:22,200 --> 01:30:23,479
Speaker 2: get a kick out of something like that.

1886
01:30:23,479 --> 01:30:27,599
Speaker 3: That's not a bad idea, a commission of really accurate. Yeah,

1887
01:30:27,720 --> 01:30:30,599
Speaker 3: it's what is the Mona Lisa oil? Well, I can

1888
01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:36,040
Speaker 3: assume oil on whatever Mona Lisa has done the original

1889
01:30:36,200 --> 01:30:39,240
Speaker 3: medium and of his face, or.

1890
01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:42,040
Speaker 2: What about like what about like a portrait of him

1891
01:30:42,120 --> 01:30:43,439
Speaker 2: in the style of Van Goal?

1892
01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:47,000
Speaker 3: Oh interest, you know, like all Like I mean, I

1893
01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:50,439
Speaker 3: think what we're kind of doing without realizing it is

1894
01:30:50,439 --> 01:30:52,479
Speaker 3: setting up a divorce because he's not gonna like it

1895
01:30:52,640 --> 01:30:54,599
Speaker 3: and she's gonna feel mad.

1896
01:30:54,840 --> 01:30:55,879
Speaker 2: I want them to separate.

1897
01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:57,800
Speaker 3: Yes, you're just trying to get these stupid part as

1898
01:30:57,880 --> 01:30:58,759
Speaker 3: quickly as possible.

1899
01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:02,760
Speaker 2: Something to mock. I want her to do something to

1900
01:31:02,840 --> 01:31:04,240
Speaker 2: say I don't respect you.

1901
01:31:05,120 --> 01:31:11,639
Speaker 3: This is all but a lie. Well, Aaron, let's see Aaron.

1902
01:31:12,479 --> 01:31:15,920
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry you're talking to you were.

1903
01:31:18,160 --> 01:31:23,000
Speaker 3: Well, Aaron, I write this long to lose my mind

1904
01:31:23,040 --> 01:31:27,040
Speaker 3: on the episode. No, Aaron has so many options here. Yeah,

1905
01:31:27,240 --> 01:31:34,400
Speaker 3: cheesecake factory, baby painting. You can't go wrong, can't go wrong,

1906
01:31:34,600 --> 01:31:39,439
Speaker 3: absolutely cannot go wrong. On a fortieth, you've got till October. Yeah,

1907
01:31:39,640 --> 01:31:40,960
Speaker 3: you know to do all of those.

1908
01:31:41,439 --> 01:31:43,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could do them all right, but but you

1909
01:31:43,920 --> 01:31:45,320
Speaker 2: know you could start now and you could have the

1910
01:31:45,320 --> 01:31:46,240
Speaker 2: baby by October.

1911
01:31:46,320 --> 01:31:48,719
Speaker 3: Oh my god, the baby could be entering high school

1912
01:31:49,479 --> 01:31:55,280
Speaker 3: really resent already? Yes, perfect, well, Michael, we answered the

1913
01:31:55,360 --> 01:31:56,160
Speaker 3: question perfectly.

1914
01:31:56,360 --> 01:31:57,040
Speaker 2: Great, I think so.

1915
01:31:58,680 --> 01:32:00,600
Speaker 3: And now I have this measuring to which I'm just

1916
01:32:00,600 --> 01:32:03,280
Speaker 3: gonna go crazy with measure thing. I'm going to know

1917
01:32:03,360 --> 01:32:05,360
Speaker 3: the measurement of everything in my home.

1918
01:32:05,600 --> 01:32:06,799
Speaker 2: Anything within three feet.

1919
01:32:06,840 --> 01:32:08,760
Speaker 3: You can see your feet, but you can also go

1920
01:32:08,840 --> 01:32:10,680
Speaker 3: you know, then you do three feet, and then you

1921
01:32:10,680 --> 01:32:13,000
Speaker 3: just keep your finger there and then do another three feet.

1922
01:32:13,160 --> 01:32:15,120
Speaker 2: That's right. That's the beauty of the tape.

1923
01:32:15,240 --> 01:32:18,639
Speaker 3: That's the beauty of tape and space. Uh and uh,

1924
01:32:18,720 --> 01:32:20,679
Speaker 3: I've just had a wonderful time with you here today.

1925
01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:25,320
Speaker 3: Thank you for being here and listener, the podcast is over.

1926
01:32:25,400 --> 01:32:28,559
Speaker 3: You've got to find something else to do. I'm not

1927
01:32:28,560 --> 01:32:31,120
Speaker 3: giving you any suggestions. I'm leaving you on your own,

1928
01:32:31,200 --> 01:32:38,719
Speaker 3: get out of here, goodbye. I love you. I said,

1929
01:32:38,760 --> 01:32:42,000
Speaker 3: No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced by

1930
01:32:42,040 --> 01:32:45,240
Speaker 3: our dear friend Analise Neilson, and it's beautifully mixed by

1931
01:32:45,240 --> 01:32:48,439
Speaker 3: Ben Holliday. And we couldn't do it without our guest booker,

1932
01:32:48,600 --> 01:32:52,840
Speaker 3: Patrick Kottner. The theme song, of course, could only come

1933
01:32:52,880 --> 01:32:56,640
Speaker 3: from a miracle worker, Amy Man. You must follow the

1934
01:32:56,640 --> 01:32:59,400
Speaker 3: show on Instagram at I said no Gifts, I don't

1935
01:32:59,400 --> 01:33:01,600
Speaker 3: want to hear any excuses. That's where you get to

1936
01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:04,040
Speaker 3: see pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting. And

1937
01:33:04,080 --> 01:33:05,679
Speaker 3: don't you want to see pictures of the gifts?

1938
01:33:07,600 --> 01:33:13,280
Speaker 1: And I invited you here, I thought I made myself

1939
01:33:13,479 --> 01:33:20,080
Speaker 1: perfectly clear. But you're a guess to my home. You

1940
01:33:20,280 --> 01:33:26,080
Speaker 1: gotta come to me empty, And I said, no guests.

1941
01:33:26,400 --> 01:33:32,280
Speaker 1: Your own presences presents enough. And I already had too

1942
01:33:32,479 --> 01:33:37,120
Speaker 1: much stuff, So how do you dare to surbey me