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Speaker 1: another Jubil taps on the twenties to me, I'm moving

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Speaker 1: nine two point five. Hello, this is Miranda. Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: can I speak to Ted please? I mean? Uh uh,

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Speaker 1: I mean can I speak to Miranda? Uh? This is Miranda.

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Speaker 1: I help you. It's funny because you answered, and I

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Speaker 1: knew that I was gonna be asking for somebody else,

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Speaker 1: and then I asked for my own name. Um, what

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Speaker 1: can I do for you? Ted? Um? So yeah? Um,

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Speaker 1: your friend Taylor gave me your phone number and said

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Speaker 1: that you were a lawyer. Taylor gave you the number. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I say you were a lawyer and you do

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Speaker 1: you do legal legal actions? Uh? Yeah, Ted, I do

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Speaker 1: legal actions if that's what you want to call it. Um,

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Speaker 1: what do you need? Um? Well, I want to sue

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Speaker 1: my boss. Yeah. I don't normally sue bosses, but I

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Speaker 1: can probably find someone else for you to talk to you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I want to sue him. Good because I got fired

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Speaker 1: yesterday for some wrongful libations. What is the wrongful libation that? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean for intensive purposes on the grounds of excremental behaviors. Um,

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Speaker 1: nothing you said makes any sense. Can you just speak

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Speaker 1: English for me and tell me what you're talking about? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Can I be honest with you, yes, Um, I'm just

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Speaker 1: trying to use big words because you're a lawyer, Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like him, Oh my god, high right now,

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Speaker 1: you probably shouldn't be calling anyone high, especially a lawyer,

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Speaker 1: and I'm I'm definitely not the right person to help you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for accepting my case. So it definitely did

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Speaker 1: not accept your case. Oh I thought I heard. Would

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Speaker 1: you say that we could, um go after my boss

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Speaker 1: for the moneies that are earned to me in the

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Speaker 1: in the time you need to sober up and whatever

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Speaker 1: is going on really slowly? Yeah, I have a really

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Speaker 1: good case, so because my boss gave me the boot

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Speaker 1: and then I'm ready to sue him. I don't even

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Speaker 1: know your case, so I don't know if you're run yeah,

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Speaker 1: ermined or not. Okay, Well I'll tell you. So the

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Speaker 1: other day, Um, I was a little late to work

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Speaker 1: and then he just started swearing at me. And then

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Speaker 1: he was like, get out. He said get out like

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Speaker 1: five times. So I did. Why was he swearing at you? Um, well,

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Speaker 1: probably because I was late, like a couple of hours.

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Speaker 1: You were a couple of hours late. Yeah, yeah, so

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Speaker 1: I was like a couple hours late. And then Dad,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you a question that a little off

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Speaker 1: the wall. I'm I'm assuming that this is the only

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Speaker 1: time you've been late. It's never happened, no, dude, Like

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Speaker 1: I was late for the job. I had the job

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Speaker 1: three weeks and I think it was late like twelve times. Well,

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Speaker 1: not surprised. That's like you were late every day of

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Speaker 1: your job. It doesn't sound like wrongful terminations. It was

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Speaker 1: late every day because I've even called in sick on

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Speaker 1: one of the days. So the one day that you

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Speaker 1: weren't late, you were sick, right, So you just said yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I had a real cold, real bad cold. And

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Speaker 1: then I was like, dude, I can't make it, like,

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Speaker 1: if you're sick, you can just you could just stay

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Speaker 1: out of work, you know. I mean, you just need

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Speaker 1: to stop smoking pot and calling lawyers. It is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: You're a bad lawyer. You're saying that I'm a bad lawyer.

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Speaker 1: You're the one who misses yea every day. You're like

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Speaker 1: the worst lawyer I've ever talked to you. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to be rude, but you're not helping You're

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Speaker 1: not helping me at all. I mean it sounds like

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Speaker 1: you didn't really help yourself. I can't do anything if

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Speaker 1: you've already been late every day to work. Nothing I

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Speaker 1: can do for you. I didn't want to have to

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Speaker 1: do this, but you're fired. Like I know. I know

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Speaker 1: it sucks to be fired because I was just fired.

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Speaker 1: But you're gonna be Okay. Listen, you're just wasting my time.

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Speaker 1: I'm a real lawyer and I've got real cases and

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Speaker 1: you're just wasting like five minutes and you don't have

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Speaker 1: any case. You were never my clients. You're ridiculous. You

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Speaker 1: need to stop smoking flock and calling people. And I

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Speaker 1: don't appreciate any of that. Oh, dear, who smoking weed

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Speaker 1: right now? What? I s smoking weeds right now? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm hanging up the phone right now. Hang up. I

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Speaker 1: have to tell you the praying phone call first. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. No, this is not a joke. You're

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Speaker 1: just wasting my No, it's a prank phone call. This

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewbil from Brook and Jewel in the morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. What your boyfriend Brian

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Speaker 1: set you up. It's a joke. Really, he set me

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Speaker 1: up for a frank phone call. I don't why would

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Speaker 1: he do that. I thought it would be funny. He

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Speaker 1: said you were having a pretty crappy week and wanted

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Speaker 1: to hear you up with a laugh. Okay, well that's

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Speaker 1: an interesting choice. Okay, doesn't sound like you thought it

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Speaker 1: was very funny. No, I didn't think it was very funny. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: I guess I'll let you go on with your day then. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I appreciate that you're an idiot wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with jew phone taps On the twenty five