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Speaker 1: Second date of date, women love an artists. As a
Speaker 1: matter of fact, that's why it's called the Mona Lisa.
Speaker 1: And not a lot of people know that because when
Speaker 1: Leonardo DaVinci painted it, all the ladies saw it and
Speaker 1: little known art facts and you, for this sounds like
Speaker 1: we have a modern day Da Vinci on the phone
Speaker 1: with us. His name is Nathan. And I say that
Speaker 1: because Nathan apparently took the girl he wants to call
Speaker 1: today to a painting class. And Nathan, did she moan
Speaker 1: a little come on off the top? All right? We
Speaker 1: got to work up to that kind of information. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm a good artist. Yeah, before you tell us about
Speaker 1: the date, first of all, what's her name? Her name
Speaker 1: is Madeleine? Madeleine? All right? And how did you meet Madlin?
Speaker 1: We it online? Okay? And what what stood out about her?
Speaker 1: I gotta say she just kind of had these these eyes,
Speaker 1: these nurturing eyes that kind of resonated with me. And Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you described the eyes. I thought you're just
Speaker 1: gonna leave it that she had these eyes and I
Speaker 1: was like, whoa, you don't have very high standard student. No,
Speaker 1: it did. It was just really your eyes and they
Speaker 1: stuck up to me. Okay, I mean, is that how
Speaker 1: you opened with her, like with a compliment about her eyes?
Speaker 1: I did? I did? I mean good? Okay, So other
Speaker 1: than you're hitting her up online about her eyes, obviously
Speaker 1: you guys went out. Otherwise you wouldn't be on the
Speaker 1: phone for a second date update. Tell us about your date? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I thought it was something that we
Speaker 1: could talk and be interactive. So we did an art
Speaker 1: class was like one and yeah, and had you ever
Speaker 1: done one of those painting classes before? I had once before? Okay? Yeah,
Speaker 1: not as a date? Well, how'd to go as a
Speaker 1: date other than just painting with your bros? I mean
Speaker 1: I thought pretty well. Was there like a moment that
Speaker 1: sticks out about the date? Whether that's good or bad? Yeah?
Speaker 1: She liked my work and she does. Mean she was like,
Speaker 1: you're like a modern Bob Rock And I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, I'll take that, because there is nothing sexier
Speaker 1: than Bob Rock. Happy Little Clouds or very happy? Is
Speaker 1: that all you did? Then went painting? No, we went
Speaker 1: to go to my apartment to actually hang it up. Oh,
Speaker 1: that is a school transition. Was that your Was that
Speaker 1: your idea or hers? Because that's a pretty slick line,
Speaker 1: you know. I said that I would like to hang
Speaker 1: it up, and she said, well, let's go hanging up
Speaker 1: at hers. She volunted to come with me. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: and who held the nail? She did? All right? What
Speaker 1: happened back at the apartment? Did you? I mean? Was
Speaker 1: it on? I made her tea um, just like very relaxed, chill,
Speaker 1: and it was all good. We hung up the piece
Speaker 1: of work and that the only nailing that happened. I know,
Speaker 1: like get to the juicy part. Regrettably, you know, first date,
Speaker 1: first day. I didn't want to go too far, gentlemen, Okay,
Speaker 1: but after we hung it up, it was kind of weird. Frankly,
Speaker 1: she told me she had to go meet her maintenance
Speaker 1: sky at her apartment. Okay, that's a that's a weird
Speaker 1: excuse to leave, unless she like had an appointment and
Speaker 1: knew about it earlier. But you think she would have
Speaker 1: told you that. I don't know. I thought that was
Speaker 1: really weird because usually maintenance skys have keys of the building,
Speaker 1: and I I thought that was really weird. Was this
Speaker 1: was this like a Friday night? Was it late? It
Speaker 1: was Friday, It wasn't crazy late. It was ten thirty eleven.
Speaker 1: That is kind of late. I mean maybe, but I
Speaker 1: know we were having a good time out of the boom.
Speaker 1: So that was it. She left to go meet her
Speaker 1: maintenance guy. And did you get a kiss or a
Speaker 1: hug or anything like that. Yeah? I gave her a
Speaker 1: hug and it didn't feel like you know, she didn't
Speaker 1: pull away or anything. It felt nice. And then she left.
Speaker 1: Why don't I picture her using maintenance guy in quotes
Speaker 1: like air quotes around it when she told you WHOA
Speaker 1: like she's running off to the next guy or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know, something else, something other than you, anything
Speaker 1: other than you, is what it sounds like. Have you
Speaker 1: talked to her since she left? I haven't heard from
Speaker 1: her at all in the text call in about forty
Speaker 1: and you've tried to get ahold of her. I've definitely
Speaker 1: tried to get ahold of her. So it seems like
Speaker 1: an excuse in what do you think could have gone wrong? Well,
Speaker 1: The only thing is like, I like really strong tease,
Speaker 1: and I do you know, teas can have effect. In
Speaker 1: my experience, girls don't love, you know, using the bathroom.
Speaker 1: So maybe that was just her quick idea to get
Speaker 1: out and because of this, well, I mean there are
Speaker 1: some teas that, yeah, do a number on your system.
Speaker 1: I couldn't tail if you're saying teas or cheese problem,
Speaker 1: so you're thinking, maybe you get or tea and it
Speaker 1: had a laxative effect and she's embarrassed. Now, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, well, all right, we'll play a song and
Speaker 1: then come back and call her and see if that
Speaker 1: is the reason she's not calling you back. All right,
Speaker 1: all right, that'd be awesome. Okay, hang on, we'll get
Speaker 1: your second day update right after this brooking jubil in
Speaker 1: the morning, right in the middle of a second date update,
Speaker 1: And if you're just joining us, Nathan is on the
Speaker 1: phone and he wants to call a girl named Madeline.
Speaker 1: They went out to an art class together and actually
Speaker 1: went back to his place to hang up the art,
Speaker 1: and that ends up being all that happened. They literally
Speaker 1: hung up the art, she had some tea, and then
Speaker 1: she made probably one of the lamest excuses to get
Speaker 1: out of a date that we've heard in second Date
Speaker 1: Update history. So congratulations, Nathan, you have now made the
Speaker 1: record books and getting blown off in the worst way possible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know that's a good thing. Yeah, maybe maybe not.
Speaker 1: She she told Nathan she had to leave at like
Speaker 1: ten or eleven o'clock on a Friday night because she
Speaker 1: had to let a maintenance guy into the building. You know,
Speaker 1: even in her head was like, really a maintenance guy,
Speaker 1: That's all I could think of. And now Nathan is
Speaker 1: not getting a call back. All right, Nathan, we're gonna
Speaker 1: try to get her on the phone. Are you ready?
Speaker 1: I am ready? All right, be prepared, Nathan, because I
Speaker 1: am a feeling you did something really wrong that you're
Speaker 1: very clueless about. All right, well let's find out. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. I'm gonna dollar phone. I'm right now. Hello. Hi.
Speaker 1: Is this Madeleine? Yes, Hey, Madelene. How are you? This
Speaker 1: is Jewil from the radio show Brook and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the Morning. Okay, okay, how are you doing? I'm okay.
Speaker 1: What's this about? Oh that's a good question. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: calling you today because we got an email into our
Speaker 1: show about you. Why another good question. You're full of
Speaker 1: good questions, Madeleine. Because we do a segment on our
Speaker 1: so it's called the second Date Update. That's where if
Speaker 1: you go out on a date with somebody and then
Speaker 1: end up not calling them back after, they can email
Speaker 1: us to get you on the phone and ask what happened.
Speaker 1: And we got an email about you from a dude
Speaker 1: named Nathan, but it's Nathan. Yes, do you remember going
Speaker 1: out with a guy named Nathan? Oh? Yeah, okay, Well,
Speaker 1: Nathan emailed us because he said he had a really
Speaker 1: fun time with you, and he thinks that your excuse
Speaker 1: to leave late on a Friday night that the maintenance
Speaker 1: guy needed to be let into your building was just
Speaker 1: a really horrible excuse to get out of the date.
Speaker 1: And we all agree with him. By the way, that
Speaker 1: sounds like the biggest excuse ever. I don't remember what hes.
Speaker 1: I already blocked him. I don't understand why you're calling me.
Speaker 1: I don't you've even blocked him. Yeah, she said that
Speaker 1: you guys went back to his apartment. Was there something
Speaker 1: creepy in there? It just freaked me out. It was
Speaker 1: just really weird. Can you tell us what was weird?
Speaker 1: I just got this really that vibe when I walked
Speaker 1: and the place was just super clean, like it was
Speaker 1: just weird. I got a really bad vibe and creepy
Speaker 1: feeling was there, like something specific because super clean and
Speaker 1: he sounds like a nice guy who didn't want to
Speaker 1: push you to do anything you weren't reading for on
Speaker 1: a first date after an art class. Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: got this eerie feeling when I walked in. It was
Speaker 1: like serial killer clean, like serial steryl clean, like everything
Speaker 1: wipe down, not a spect it to us, it was
Speaker 1: just so strange. No guy's apartments. So you're saying his
Speaker 1: place was too clean and it creeped you out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. He had a clean place and NAT's well
Speaker 1: you gotta understand though, it wasn't just clean like it
Speaker 1: was like a team of people came and wiped this
Speaker 1: place clean of fingerprints. It was just weird. And you
Speaker 1: know when you just get that feeling inside, it's like
Speaker 1: something bad happened here. What I need to go? It
Speaker 1: made you think, what you like? Do you think he's
Speaker 1: do you think he's a serial killer or something? No,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm just saying it was way
Speaker 1: too clean and something's wrong with that. Maybe he's just,
Speaker 1: you know, one of those OCD types that really like
Speaker 1: to clean house. Or maybe he read the decluttering book
Speaker 1: that everybody reads and it's not that clean. Unless you
Speaker 1: just moved in and took the plastic off of everything.
Speaker 1: There was nothing out of place. It's like a museum.
Speaker 1: I think he sounds dreamy. Can you move into my
Speaker 1: house and improve some things that I've got going on?
Speaker 1: Go for it, that's on you be my guess. I
Speaker 1: don't want to be anywhere near him. What about on
Speaker 1: the phone with him? No, I don't even want to
Speaker 1: talk to him. Oh that's a shame, because he's actually
Speaker 1: on the other line listening right now. I wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. You're kidding. No, I'm not unless you
Speaker 1: hung up. Nathan. Are you still there, I'm here. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Oh my god. Hi, Mada, Hi Nathan. I
Speaker 1: guess you've heard all that. Yeah, you know, I don't
Speaker 1: see your problem with my apartment being so clean. It
Speaker 1: might not be a problem. It's just it's unusual and
Speaker 1: I'm just not used to that. And so, yeah, you're
Speaker 1: being really nonchalant when you were basically just accusing the
Speaker 1: guy of scrubbing his house because there was maybe dead
Speaker 1: bodies earlier in the evening. But that's what it sounded like,
Speaker 1: like you're getting rid of all fingerprints. Nathan, Have you
Speaker 1: killed anyone in your apartment? I have not. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I just got a weird vibe when I came in,
Speaker 1: and I'm Madelon, why would you want to be dirty?
Speaker 1: Why would you want that? I don't. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: your place is like so clean, it's just freaky. I mean,
Speaker 1: I have had people comment on how clean it is,
Speaker 1: but I don't like dirty things. Dirty things really upset me. Okay,
Speaker 1: so now step and no crazy guys. Did you mean
Speaker 1: it in the way you that it sounded because it
Speaker 1: sounded super creepy the way you said that. Uh No,
Speaker 1: I just I didn't need to be creepy. You guys,
Speaker 1: give this guy, Madeline. I feel like you're missing out
Speaker 1: on possibly a really good guy because you're making a
Speaker 1: lot of implications on just a clean house. I can
Speaker 1: clean my own house. Seriously, Why, I mean, would you
Speaker 1: rather have a dirty boy? Because I've known dirty boys
Speaker 1: and Irish used to be a dirty boy. Are you
Speaker 1: just messing without us? Now? Nathan, Hey, then are you?
Speaker 1: Are you like doing this on purpose? Doing doing what? Nothing? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Never mind? I mean I've told you if dirt is bad,
Speaker 1: it's the enemy. And if I see dirt, I will
Speaker 1: get rid of it. I like a clean apartment. See guys,
Speaker 1: what happens if I come in and my shoes are
Speaker 1: a little dirty or something like that? Like if we
Speaker 1: there won't be no dirty shoes in my apartment? Oh okay,
Speaker 1: because I would ask you to take them off. I
Speaker 1: just don't like dirty things. But Nathan, what happened? If
Speaker 1: I what happens if we're eating and I drop something
Speaker 1: or spill something or make a mess, then what then
Speaker 1: won't clean it up right away? You? Are you going
Speaker 1: to get angry at me? I do not get angry.
Speaker 1: I just clean the dirt. Huh. Yeah, I mean, Nathan,
Speaker 1: you're obviously passionate about cleaning. Very madam, Listen, if you
Speaker 1: come over again, I will show you that we can
Speaker 1: make something dirty together and then I will cleaned it up.
Speaker 1: On that note, I'm just gonna ask you, Madeline, would
Speaker 1: you like to go out with Nathan on a second date.
Speaker 1: We will pay for it, even if it's cleaning supplies
Speaker 1: as something as that is, I'm okay to not go. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: I feel like trusting your gut may not be a
Speaker 1: bad choice for you. Well you know, Madeline, I'm really
Speaker 1: bummed that you'd rather date a dirty boy than me
Speaker 1: making mistake. Stop saying dirty boy, all right, Madeline, So
Speaker 1: take care because the dirty will be judged. Goodbye. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think you need to do Madeline, are you still there?
Speaker 1: I'm a little freaked out, scared. Remember with the blocking,
Speaker 1: and hear you guys opened that back up like freaking
Speaker 1: Pandoran's box. He doesn't know anything about your other than
Speaker 1: your phone numbers and stuff. Right, yeah, he doesn't know anything.
Speaker 1: He probably doesn't my last name. Eight, I'd blocked him
Speaker 1: on everything, all right. Yeah, you are safe. And I
Speaker 1: feel sorry for all the dirty boys out there right
Speaker 1: now because Nathan sounds like he might be fired up
Speaker 1: to do some cleaning tonight. Not in the morning, Texan
Speaker 1: at seven eighty five and nine, who says, I think
Speaker 1: it's our obligation to alert the FBI to that second
Speaker 1: day update, And I think you might be right. At first,
Speaker 1: I didn't think the dude was weird, but definitely now
Speaker 1: I've changed my opinion. If you missed today second day update.
Speaker 1: This girl Madeline was not calling this dude Nathan back
Speaker 1: after their date because his apartment was too clean, she said.
Speaker 1: She said it was almost serial killer clean. She said
Speaker 1: it was so sterile that she just got a really
Speaker 1: bad vibe from the place, like horrible things that happened there,
Speaker 1: and that's why he had to clean it up so much.
Speaker 1: It seemed pretty ridiculous. But we're talking to Nathan. He
Speaker 1: said some creepy things, Yeah, like dirty things upset me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and not like dirty, like, oh girl, you're so dirty? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like dirty. Ye, I don't like dirty. And he asked
Speaker 1: Madeleine why she would want to go out with a
Speaker 1: dirty boy. And again it wasn't like a dirty boy.
Speaker 1: It was like dirty boys must die kind of the
Speaker 1: way he said it. He didn't say die, but his
Speaker 1: tone implied it. Yeah, it kind of did very very
Speaker 1: creepy vibe from the guy. In the end, Madeline decided
Speaker 1: to stick with her gut and no second date update.
Speaker 1: And she's blocked him on everything, she says, But hopefully
Speaker 1: he's not out there cleaning right now. Yeah, if you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Remember you want to do a
Speaker 1: second date update. ILL have to do his email the
Speaker 1: show and we will call the person who didn't call
Speaker 1: you back