WEBVTT - He Might Look Nerdy, But He's Not - 7.28.26

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<v Speaker 2>If you thank you. Subject. He might look nerdy, but

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<v Speaker 2>he's not.

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<v Speaker 1>Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband and I grew up as

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<v Speaker 1>friends and we even went to the same college.

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<v Speaker 2>I was always popular. He was nerdy, but he got.

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<v Speaker 1>All the girls because it was okay to date a

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<v Speaker 1>nerdy guy back then. Our senior year of college is

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<v Speaker 1>off campus house flooded, so I told him he could

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<v Speaker 1>sleep on my couch. I shared a three bedroom apartment

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<v Speaker 1>with two other girls. While I was at work. He

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<v Speaker 1>had a threesome with my roommates and none of them

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned it to me. Fast forward to ten years after

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<v Speaker 1>we graduated. We were still friendly and I was already

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<v Speaker 1>married to someone else. This guy told me that he

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<v Speaker 1>always had a thing for me and asked if I

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<v Speaker 1>was happy. I told him, as a matter of fact,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't happy, and I was considering getting a divorce.

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<v Speaker 2>To make a long.

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<v Speaker 1>Story short, I got a divorce and we started dating.

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<v Speaker 1>A few years later we got married. I presented the

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<v Speaker 1>idea of a threesome to him and he was cool

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<v Speaker 1>with it. I thought it would shock him since he's

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<v Speaker 1>always been so nerdy. I was surprised at how advanced

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<v Speaker 1>he was sexually, and I mentioned it to him. What

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<v Speaker 1>I said must have damaged his ego because he went

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<v Speaker 1>off so bad on me that he started bragging about

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<v Speaker 1>having a threesome with my two former roommates. I confirmed

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<v Speaker 1>it with my old roommates and they said, there's no

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<v Speaker 1>way I should have married him because he was a

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<v Speaker 1>big nerd. That's a good traction of him. But why

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<v Speaker 1>did why did they all keep this a secret? Should

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<v Speaker 1>I ask this nerd more about his past sexual encounters

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<v Speaker 1>or is it best to leave the past in the past. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, it's best to leave the past in the past.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't really know what I could say

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<v Speaker 1>that would make a difference. Anyway, because it's not going

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<v Speaker 1>to change anything between you guys. I could say stop

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<v Speaker 1>having threesomes and all of that, but I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 1>you know that you want to do that. Since you're

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<v Speaker 1>the one that open up that threesome door. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>really want to stop, do you. You thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>shocked him, and it didn't, so now here you are.

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<v Speaker 1>So I say, go on with your life, start worrying

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<v Speaker 1>about the stuff that happened over ten years ago. Now

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<v Speaker 1>you know what your husband can do and what he's

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<v Speaker 1>been doing. That's why he got so mad at you

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<v Speaker 1>for mentioning he was so sexually advanced.

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<v Speaker 2>He's been doing this.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you need to admit to him that you

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<v Speaker 1>feel betrayed by him when he had a threesome with

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<v Speaker 1>your roommates all that time ago. You could at least

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<v Speaker 1>say that, but don't act like you're okay with it.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're not, even though you were the one that

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<v Speaker 1>introduced it into your marriage. So this sounds, you know, crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>like a conflict of interest. Here you introduced it, but

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<v Speaker 1>now you're mad about it. Make up your mind which

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<v Speaker 1>one it is and which what it's gonna be.

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<v Speaker 2>Tommy, ain't nobody nerdy in this letter.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody freaky everybody, And that's why you left your husband

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<v Speaker 3>who you was married to, because he wasn't freaking for you,

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<v Speaker 3>so you wouldn't got into this mess. This is freaky.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a mess. This ain't no marriage, this is

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<v Speaker 3>this is this is a mess?

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<v Speaker 4>Who who this?

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<v Speaker 3>If this is how people starting to get married now

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<v Speaker 3>and this is what they do, then so be it.

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<v Speaker 3>This is not nothing that I know anything about when

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<v Speaker 3>it comes to you and your wife and your YO,

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<v Speaker 3>and y'all got some other people. So if this is

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<v Speaker 3>what y'all do, then this is just what you do.

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<v Speaker 3>So more power took you. But I just I guess

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<v Speaker 3>I'm cut from a different clause, come from a different world.

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<v Speaker 3>I just I don't understand how this is your marriage.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't understand how you're supposed to be happy with this.

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<v Speaker 3>And now you introducing this to your husband heating already

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<v Speaker 3>been doing. You might why don't y'all y'all might well

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<v Speaker 3>call the roommates and invite them down. It's been it's

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<v Speaker 3>been it's been a minute. Y'all might as well invite

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<v Speaker 3>them down and going to do what you do, because

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<v Speaker 3>this is just I got nothing for you. This is

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<v Speaker 3>this is this, This is what you call marriage.

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<v Speaker 4>This is what y'all do.

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<v Speaker 2>And she introduced it into the marriage. That introduced it. Yeah, so.

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<v Speaker 3>I just I just can't look across the room and

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<v Speaker 3>my wife over there holling with somebody else. I just can't.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't do that. I didn't tell y'all before. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>a cold seven minutes. Why would I go get myself

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<v Speaker 3>in something like this? Why would I do that with

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<v Speaker 3>some other people? Once I once my self minute says up.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I'm just walking around looking at everybody. Why would

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<v Speaker 3>I do that? Why would I? Why would I even

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<v Speaker 3>put myself in that situation? So, no, I think this

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<v Speaker 3>is stupid. It's ignorant. This is not a marriage. This

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<v Speaker 3>is just this is bes to me. I don't, I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like it. That's just me being real. Let

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<v Speaker 3>me just say this, y'all are not ready to love. Y'all,

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<v Speaker 3>y'all are ready to have threesomes. Y'all are not ready

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<v Speaker 3>to love.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, this is this.

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<v Speaker 4>Is not a This is not a legitimate marriage.

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<v Speaker 3>If this is what you bring it into your house

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<v Speaker 3>and you want to introduce.

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<v Speaker 4>This and bring it to your husband and then he

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<v Speaker 4>So what was the question?

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<v Speaker 1>What was the question that what she wanted to know

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<v Speaker 1>was why did they all keep this a secret?

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<v Speaker 2>The three the threesome that they had.

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<v Speaker 1>Back in college when they were roommates, And she wants

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<v Speaker 1>to know should she ask this nerd referring to her husband?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever heard that term before?

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<v Speaker 1>Nerd?

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<v Speaker 4>You never heard a nerd? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>What should should I ask this nerd more about his

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<v Speaker 1>past encounters? Or is it best to leave the past

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<v Speaker 1>in the past? Those are her.

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<v Speaker 3>Past will come back. Don't worry about that. It's gonna

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<v Speaker 3>come back. So since you've introduced the streetsome to him,

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<v Speaker 3>he's going to now, in turn, turn around and introduce

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<v Speaker 3>a whole lot more to you than you've opened up

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<v Speaker 3>a whole can of worms. Well, you're about to meet

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<v Speaker 3>some people, and you're gonna and you're gonna meet your

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<v Speaker 3>roommates again, because all that's gonna come back together.

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<v Speaker 4>We're gonna have this party.

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<v Speaker 1>So then it'll be a foursome if she's involved, the

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<v Speaker 1>two roommates, the husband and her.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, from I understanding, surely, once you get to the threes,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not enough. You're gonna start adding the fours in

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<v Speaker 3>the fives, it's gonna it just takes time. Yeah, once

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<v Speaker 3>you get past the threes, you start getting the four

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<v Speaker 3>five fixes, Georgie.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, not enough. He'll come to baby all and he'll

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<v Speaker 4>come to party. You don't you asked? You asked.

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<v Speaker 1>The subject is he might look nerdy, but he's not.

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<v Speaker 1>A young woman called in. She said she and her

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<v Speaker 1>husband grew up as friends. They went to the same college.

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<v Speaker 1>She was always popular. He was the nerdy one, but

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<v Speaker 1>he got all the girls because back then it was

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<v Speaker 1>okay to date like a nerdy guy.

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<v Speaker 2>So she said skip to the senior year of college.

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<v Speaker 1>His off campus house flooded, so she just told the

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<v Speaker 1>guy that he could come and sleep on her couch.

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<v Speaker 1>At that time, she shared a three bedroom apartment with

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<v Speaker 1>two other ladies. Well, while she was at work, he

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<v Speaker 1>had a threesome with her two roommates and none of

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<v Speaker 1>them cared to mention it or thought it was important

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<v Speaker 1>for them to mention it to her. So now she's

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<v Speaker 1>fast forwarding ten years. Okay, they've graduated, she's married to

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<v Speaker 1>someone else.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy told her that he.

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<v Speaker 1>Had always had a thing for her, and he asked

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<v Speaker 1>her if she was happy. The guy that slept on

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<v Speaker 1>her couch, that had a threesome with her two roommates, and.

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<v Speaker 2>He asked her if she was happy.

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<v Speaker 1>She told him, as a matter of fact, she wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>and she was considering getting a divorce, so she got

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<v Speaker 1>a divorce. Later, the two of them hooked up and

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<v Speaker 1>got married, and then once they got married, the woman

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<v Speaker 1>presented the idea to him to have a threesome.

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<v Speaker 2>And she said, surprisingly, he was cool with it.

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<v Speaker 1>She thought he would be shocked, but uh ah, he

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<v Speaker 1>was not shocked. So after they got married, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>she was surprised at how advanced he was sexually, and

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<v Speaker 1>she just happened to mention it to him, mention it

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<v Speaker 1>to him. He got upset. His ego was wounded, she said.

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<v Speaker 1>Then he started bragging and talking about the fact that, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I had a thresome with your two roommates back in

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<v Speaker 1>college days, over ten years ago. So now she's math

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<v Speaker 1>because they didn't tell her, and she wants to know.

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<v Speaker 1>She's calling him a nerd whore now, and she wants

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<v Speaker 1>to know why did they all keep this a secret?

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<v Speaker 1>And should she leave the past in the past.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, oh, this man is brilliant.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you say that?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he's brilliant.

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<v Speaker 6>He said, this is what you call mathematical scientific six.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, this boy he did it.

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<v Speaker 2>What mathematical scientific sex is?

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<v Speaker 3>What us?

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<v Speaker 5>He used science to get this? What do he means probability?

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<v Speaker 6>You can calculate probability now he can bes looking dude,

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<v Speaker 6>y'all said he got the girls.

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<v Speaker 5>He used his own forma. He go to class. They

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<v Speaker 5>take different classes. See you over there in just regular algebra.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, he ain't throw it out. Neaviusaid, probability. He

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<v Speaker 5>has some high end plan.

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<v Speaker 6>He gonna try this though she's a nerds. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 6>got glasses, said, if I can just just you know,

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<v Speaker 6>factor the probability, and the probability is a formula.

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<v Speaker 5>You can do one over one plus e minus two ewlers.

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<v Speaker 6>You gotta the us the two girls that he had

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<v Speaker 6>the sex with the first time. That's huge, did he did?

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<v Speaker 5>He predict it.

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<v Speaker 6>If I marry her, I can get a threesome again.

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<v Speaker 6>And showing up she came around that corner.

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<v Speaker 2>She introduced it. She did.

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<v Speaker 6>He is working science on her. She'll be going with

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<v Speaker 6>logistics and phylis. Nope, he's doing probability. If I can wait,

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<v Speaker 6>if I fact, if I calculate this correctly, once I

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<v Speaker 6>marry her in about six months, I have another threesome.

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<v Speaker 5>I've done it. He is, Steve Rkle for real, I've

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<v Speaker 5>done it, got it and you right now, He pushed

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<v Speaker 5>his glasses up. I have to figured it out.

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<v Speaker 6>It does not matter, he said, He said it now

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<v Speaker 6>e being he'd been he got neither the ebing.

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<v Speaker 5>I tell and Mary if I ain't getting married and

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<v Speaker 5>that I can get carried too.

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<v Speaker 6>So that's one, two three, and then me is the peace.

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<v Speaker 6>That's the probability. Ten years after after this, I get

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<v Speaker 6>married to her another threesome.

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<v Speaker 5>He's having threesomes all the time.

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<v Speaker 6>I love You're a mathematical scientific sex works.

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<v Speaker 5>His voice equal MC squared.

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<v Speaker 2>It worked.

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<v Speaker 5>All these forms, is working on his behalf.

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<v Speaker 6>I ain't mad at him for just using his scientific

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<v Speaker 6>skills just to make threesomes work.

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<v Speaker 5>I wish I would have thought it. I get done,

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<v Speaker 5>but I can't understand the math.

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<v Speaker 3>The math had.

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<v Speaker 2>Heard the term nerd. Have you ever heard that term welling?

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<v Speaker 5>Until today? And he is one and he's probably the famous,

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<v Speaker 5>most famous one.

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<v Speaker 6>Because he had two of them at the same time

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<v Speaker 6>with the same girl who offered him.

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<v Speaker 5>Now that's not my fault. He didn't know she was

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<v Speaker 5>gonna offer it until he.

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<v Speaker 6>Did the math and he said, she's gonna give it

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<v Speaker 6>to me again in ten plus years, he knew it.

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<v Speaker 5>It's probability. It worked in his favor. Y'all need to

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<v Speaker 5>ask this man, what's the lot on numbers? That's what

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<v Speaker 5>we need to be asking you. Because this man is brilliant.

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<v Speaker 5>He move all this gather And why are you mad?

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<v Speaker 5>Because you introduced it to it. You can't be mad.

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<v Speaker 5>It's something that you introduced. And now now you're going to.

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<v Speaker 2>Call him a nerd.

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<v Speaker 6>And he said, wait a minute, wait a minute, I've

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<v Speaker 6>already slept with your two roommates.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't play.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah he got mad about it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I already got them.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't Maybe go right here and get this equation to

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<v Speaker 6>put your put you in there, and then see what

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<v Speaker 6>happens again. Because I'm gonna tell you right now. Everybody

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<v Speaker 6>is ten years older, and I'm telling you right now,

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<v Speaker 6>I will do this again. He will do it again.

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<v Speaker 1>But would you be mad about something that happened ten

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<v Speaker 1>years ago? Would you still be mad about that? No?

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<v Speaker 5>Because you wasn't married to me?

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<v Speaker 4>Though.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, once the wife opens up about a threesome, well

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<v Speaker 6>you needn't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I had your roommates too. I've had your roommates.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to know that this is not a game.

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<v Speaker 1>Here.

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<v Speaker 6>I wasn't handsome anothering. I just was a nerd. I'm

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<v Speaker 6>dangerous out here. Give me a calculator and I get niked.

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<v Speaker 5>Every day happens I predicted it. I predicted it once.

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<v Speaker 5>I getting my laptop and I'm nicking in a room.

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<v Speaker 2>This gonna happen with those glasses on.

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<v Speaker 5>Glasses on everything. All the thing I do is get

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<v Speaker 5>the glasses. That's it. I don't take them off. I'll

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<v Speaker 5>take it off, flippy glasses.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you guys.

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