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Speaker 1: Day's episode of Reality the King. Oh baby, I'm giving
Speaker 1: y'all a double hitter, a double decker, Yes, double the trouble.
Speaker 1: We are going to talk about two housewives shows. Okay, First,
Speaker 1: we're going to get into the Real Housewives of New
Speaker 1: York City Reunion Parts one and two, in addition to
Speaker 1: the season premiere of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1: But first let's get I'm laughing before I start. We
Speaker 1: must give a Razzie Award for the most wacky performance
Speaker 1: by a real housewife out of Reunion to Uba. I
Speaker 1: don't know what the fuck I just watched. And Uba
Speaker 1: is a prime example of how housewives acts when she
Speaker 1: knows her pink slip is in a Manila envelope post
Speaker 1: to stamped. It's notorized Honey is stamped by Joseph R. Biden.
Speaker 1: Because the walking papers that Uba is getting to receive
Speaker 1: Honey is the reason why she gave a wacky performance.
Speaker 1: And I like Uba. I've said this before. Uba is
Speaker 1: somebody who is meant to be seen. She's a beautiful woman,
Speaker 1: She's a gorgeous model. Not everybody who's gorgeous has the
Speaker 1: personality to be on reality television. And because Uba, who
Speaker 1: clearly was the least exciting to look at and Mike
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian boys, and when I say look at, I
Speaker 1: mean in terms of watching her on a reality television,
Speaker 1: Uba is the least exciting to watch on this show.
Speaker 1: And I really wanted to stand for her and like her.
Speaker 1: And look, I'm not mad at a person who knows
Speaker 1: that her walking papers are going to arrive to business
Speaker 1: days after the final episode of the reunion airs. I'm
Speaker 1: not mad at a person who's like, I have to
Speaker 1: give this my all because I'm not aware that I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna be on this show anymore. And that's exactly
Speaker 1: what she was giving at this reunion. I mean she
Speaker 1: literally would just blurt stuff out out of nowhere. They're
Speaker 1: not even on topic, and she's reading Jennifer Phil she's
Speaker 1: reading Sigh, she's reading Aaron, she read Brand, she's reading everybody,
Speaker 1: except she's not reading the room. Honey, do I need
Speaker 1: to hire LeVar Burton to read the reading Rainbow for you? Says,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? You made yourself look crazy on
Speaker 1: this reunion. I understand you had to make yourself unforgettable
Speaker 1: and my nat King Cold Boys featuring Natalie Cold, but
Speaker 1: miss Mama's your behavior at this reunion was borderline cocoa puffs.
Speaker 1: It was cuckoo La la. It was insanity. And I
Speaker 1: was trying to follow you and say, Okay, well maybe
Speaker 1: she has a point, but Baby, points were not made.
Speaker 1: You didn't score any points. You scored a foul an airball.
Speaker 1: Where's Taylor Swift to teach me football language? Because I
Speaker 1: don't know any football a swifties Uba. Okay, anyways, child,
Speaker 1: let me just continue on this reunion, So Uba, who
Speaker 1: deserves a Razzie Award. I was just distracted by UBA's
Speaker 1: performance because I think me, along with Andy and the
Speaker 1: rest of the girls were just confused by what she
Speaker 1: was saying. And it makes me also wonder did someone
Speaker 1: prep her and say, miss Thing, you have to give
Speaker 1: it something because look, when you had a reunion show
Speaker 1: and you are the third seat, that means you weren't
Speaker 1: the star. Truly, it is what it is. And I'm
Speaker 1: not saying I agree with all of the seating assignments
Speaker 1: from this franchise. I don't think Side should have been
Speaker 1: third seed. I think Jenna Alliance and size of the
Speaker 1: switch sides, but Uber clearly being on the third seat.
Speaker 1: I think she also knew what time it was right.
Speaker 1: But let's get back to Jena Alliance since I just
Speaker 1: mentioned her name. Is it just me or did you
Speaker 1: guys also notice how every single housewife was kissing her
Speaker 1: ass in the part war reunion. I mean, she doesn't
Speaker 1: even need Charman tall a tissue. All she has to
Speaker 1: use are the tongues from these other housewives. Who were
Speaker 1: literally licking her ass talking about, oh my gosh, you're this,
Speaker 1: You're that, you're that. And what bothers me about summer
Speaker 1: reunion shows is some reality stars used the reunion to
Speaker 1: give themselves a makeover because they read the comments and
Speaker 1: they're trying to impress the audience and because Jenna Lions is.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm saying this because I disagree with it,
Speaker 1: but because Jennalliance is sort of like the fan favorite
Speaker 1: for a lot of these housewife fans, all of the
Speaker 1: other girls realized that we need to be on the
Speaker 1: good side of Jennelions and the way they were licking
Speaker 1: her asshole it was it was. It was crazy to
Speaker 1: watch these women suck up to her in a way
Speaker 1: that it even made Jenna feel uncomfortable. Like, guys, I
Speaker 1: appreciate the love, but damn, like this is even too
Speaker 1: much for me. You guys have given me more love
Speaker 1: than the women I've dated in the past or present.
Speaker 1: It was too much. I didn't like it at all,
Speaker 1: And then it was it was just weird to me.
Speaker 1: But again, some of these women wanted to used the
Speaker 1: reunion to make things right because they saw the public
Speaker 1: perception that some of the fans had about them, especially
Speaker 1: because they are first seasoned housewives, and that's exactly what
Speaker 1: they were doing, So that part was confusing to me.
Speaker 1: I didn't like it at all. And then the only
Speaker 1: other thing that stood out to me besides UBA's performance,
Speaker 1: was the fact that I really do like Bran like
Speaker 1: I'm low key obsessed with the brand. I think she's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: I think she's a star. She was made to be
Speaker 1: on television. Brian, to me, although I love her and
Speaker 1: brind if you're listening, because I know you are, I
Speaker 1: love you. I think you're great. I think you're the
Speaker 1: future of this reboot. I think the show should revolve
Speaker 1: around you. In my opinion, you and Aaron and Jessel
Speaker 1: Inside to me are stars. I love the four of you.
Speaker 1: I thank you for a great Brin is a brown noser,
Speaker 1: though Brinn wants to be on the side of the
Speaker 1: fan favorites, so not only was she kissing the ass
Speaker 1: of Jenna Lyons, I also saw how she was trying
Speaker 1: to hype up Jessel and it was just very weird
Speaker 1: to watch because my thing is this, It's one thing
Speaker 1: to have your girls back, but throughout the whole reunion,
Speaker 1: I just felt like Brent said back and said, I
Speaker 1: know who I need to be friends with on this show,
Speaker 1: and that is I need to align my sales with
Speaker 1: the fan favorite and the other fan favorite is so
Speaker 1: a lot of the fans love Jessel. I think Jesslo's
Speaker 1: a great housewife. I love Jessel's personal story. I love
Speaker 1: the fact that her husband can take his frequent fly
Speaker 1: your miles and go and have a sandwich on a
Speaker 1: plane going to Afghanistan and then stays it for a
Speaker 1: day and then comes back and not bang his wife. Look,
Speaker 1: if that's what flows your boat, honey, who am I
Speaker 1: to interrupt that? Okay, So the thing with Jesso is
Speaker 1: I think Jesslo is great too. What I found to
Speaker 1: be so interesting and this has nothing to do with
Speaker 1: the reunion. So apparently jess was featured in the Rolling
Speaker 1: Stone magazine and the headline was the Real Housewives of
Speaker 1: New York City is Jessel's show, And of course she
Speaker 1: posted it and then Brant made a comment, Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: your show and we're all just living and we're background players.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Brian, you don't have to do all of that.
Speaker 1: Sais like this one thing to support your girl, but
Speaker 1: don't dish yourself to make another woman feel like she's
Speaker 1: superior than you. Like bad move, says take a page
Speaker 1: out of the Ramona Singer handbook. The way she made
Speaker 1: sure to let Bethany know. You may be the fan favorite,
Speaker 1: but bitch, I am the time internal time, Brian, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna need you to be like that because you are
Speaker 1: the future of the show, not Jesse to me. So
Speaker 1: when the Rolling Stone article came out, a lot of
Speaker 1: the fans said, see, we told you guys, Jessel's the
Speaker 1: fan favorite, and I'm like, do you guys not understand
Speaker 1: what's happening. Jessel is a publicist. When you are a publicist,
Speaker 1: especially one in New York City, you have relationships with
Speaker 1: a lot of publications. I hope you guys are aware
Speaker 1: that Jessel allegedly all she did was contact the Rolling
Speaker 1: fucking Stone editor pr people and made sure she was
Speaker 1: featured in the online website. Do we honestly think that
Speaker 1: the Rolling Stone editors who are featuring the greatest one
Speaker 1: hundred songs of all time that they're watching the Real
Speaker 1: Housewives of New York City and that they really do
Speaker 1: think Jessel is the face of the show. That was
Speaker 1: nothing but Jessel allegedly using her connections and her contacts
Speaker 1: to one up these people. What I saw from Jessel
Speaker 1: this two par reunion, Jessel's feeling herself. Jessel is believing
Speaker 1: the hype based on the comments that she's reading, based
Speaker 1: on what she's putting out there, because she's a publicist
Speaker 1: and it's her job to publicize other people. So what
Speaker 1: makes you guys think she's not going to publicize herself.
Speaker 1: Anybody who believes that Jessel earn that Rolling Stone feature,
Speaker 1: I think you guys are also the same people who
Speaker 1: think that Uba is the future of a reality show.
Speaker 1: Uba is the future of a catwalk. That's it. So
Speaker 1: I'm seeing signs from Jessel that she's becoming a bit
Speaker 1: of a diva and that she's believing the hype and
Speaker 1: that she really does believe she's the face of the show.
Speaker 1: And I'm just saying, guys, watch out for that. Because
Speaker 1: that Rolling Stone article, which should have been hashtag ad
Speaker 1: because that's all it was, it gave very much paid sponsorship,
Speaker 1: paid promotion. That's what it gave to me allegedly. Okay,
Speaker 1: moving on, So one of the highlights of partsy reunion
Speaker 1: to me was I really did enjoy seeing the ladies
Speaker 1: get emotional about the personal story. I love hearing about
Speaker 1: Brent's backstory. I love the fact that Brynn said that
Speaker 1: when people ask about her race, she says she's a
Speaker 1: black woman because she's now I'm not gonna put words
Speaker 1: her mom, but she's now comfortable being in that space. Again,
Speaker 1: she didn't say that verbatim, and I don't want to
Speaker 1: like misquote her, but I appreciated her honesty there, and
Speaker 1: then I appreciated hearing more about PSI bitch. The fact
Speaker 1: that SI's husband kicked the mam at the house and
Speaker 1: then three months later she passed away. Now what all
Speaker 1: makes sense as to why SI is this tough woman,
Speaker 1: because that's a lot to deal with, and obviously it's
Speaker 1: not Size's fault that her mother passed away. But I
Speaker 1: now have a greater understanding of SI, because you would anybody,
Speaker 1: any child, would feel a bit responsible for the fact that, yes,
Speaker 1: I know my mom got drunk around you know our kid,
Speaker 1: and yeah, we're dealing with this and she's living under
Speaker 1: our roof, so we got to put her out. Not look,
Speaker 1: I probably would have put her up into a rehab center,
Speaker 1: not Central Park. You know, I probably would have made
Speaker 1: those steps, I think, And again i'm not judging. Obviously
Speaker 1: it's a horrible situation, but I'm happy that SI was
Speaker 1: able to share that part of her life because I
Speaker 1: definitely think it allowed us to really understand her more.
Speaker 1: And look, I've said this on this podcast several times.
Speaker 1: A lot of y'all don't like sigh, and I guess it,
Speaker 1: but I love her because I like any woman or
Speaker 1: person for that matter, who is authentically themselves, and I
Speaker 1: feel like Si is not pretending to be anybody but herself. Now,
Speaker 1: the rain drops did tell me that miss Pi, you
Speaker 1: allegedly don't own your brownstone and that you're renting it out.
Speaker 1: Let's have a moment of silence for that. So look,
Speaker 1: that's what the brain drops said. Si. Now I don't
Speaker 1: know if that's true or not, but I had your
Speaker 1: back sets and I was telling my listeners how much
Speaker 1: I love you, and then honey, they went on my
Speaker 1: comment page, honey and said Si is a liar and
Speaker 1: she lies about owning the brownstone, but that she's renting it. Oh, look,
Speaker 1: if that's the case, that's the case. I'm literally only
Speaker 1: referring to how Sai is on the show, and I
Speaker 1: like her. I like Si a lot, and I want
Speaker 1: her to come back, and I think she deserves to
Speaker 1: come back. Moving on to Uba and this phone. So
Speaker 1: Uba talked about the phone and how she was angry
Speaker 1: at Aaron because Aaron had the phone longer than forty
Speaker 1: five minutes. And she gave this whole explanation about being
Speaker 1: a single woman and family needing to get into contact
Speaker 1: with her, which, by the way, I do believe, I
Speaker 1: do believe. I believe that's fifty percent of where her
Speaker 1: botheredness came from. Okay, I think she was bothered by
Speaker 1: that for sure, because of those reasons when it comes
Speaker 1: to her family, she is a single woman. Now, this
Speaker 1: is the gag of the gag gett get get get gags.
Speaker 1: The real reason, in my opinion, that Uba was upset
Speaker 1: about her phone being missing is because Uba did not
Speaker 1: want any of these girls at that time to know
Speaker 1: about this white man that she was seeing in Connecticut. Yes,
Speaker 1: Aha moment. Ooh, do y'all hear it? Yes? Cute the
Speaker 1: sound effects, that's what we call an aha moment. Now,
Speaker 1: y'all see why at the time these girls went on
Speaker 1: the girl's trip, Uba clearly was in the relationship with
Speaker 1: this man that she was keeping a secret. Uba was
Speaker 1: highly upset about her phone being missing because she did
Speaker 1: not want any of these girls to go through her
Speaker 1: phone seeing the text messages with this man she was
Speaker 1: keeping a secret. That's the real reason. That's the fifty
Speaker 1: percent of the reason why she had the attitude why
Speaker 1: she wanted to fuck airing up. She felt violated for
Speaker 1: those reasons. She also felt violated because, let's be clear,
Speaker 1: she also wanted to make sure she could check her
Speaker 1: bank account to make sure this man put the money
Speaker 1: through the ABA swip code allegedly. I'm just saying I
Speaker 1: ain't mad missus Uba chick. Yeah, get a girl. But
Speaker 1: that's the real reason why she was mad. Now it
Speaker 1: all makes sense, and that's the reason why it's hard
Speaker 1: for me to connect with Uba, because as pretty and
Speaker 1: gorgeous and stunning as she is, something's missing. And I
Speaker 1: think what's missing is a personality that is palpable for
Speaker 1: reality t vision. So as we conclude this reboot of
Speaker 1: the Real Housewives of New York City once again, I
Speaker 1: only would like to continue this new endeavor with jessel Brand, Aaron,
Speaker 1: and cy and I want three new girls to come
Speaker 1: on the show. The show has potential. If I have
Speaker 1: to rate this season, I would give the Real Housewives
Speaker 1: of New York City reboot a grade of a C plus.
Speaker 1: It wasn't horrible, it wasn't great. It was definitely okay.
Speaker 1: But it does have potential to be great. But that
Speaker 1: all depends on the casting. Do not cast another woman
Speaker 1: on this show who wants to hide her relationship. And yes, Uba,
Speaker 1: we've now seen the boyfriend who conveniently was posing on
Speaker 1: the rick carpet at an event with you, which to
Speaker 1: me was another desperate attempt to show the world that
Speaker 1: you deserve to continue holding an apple. But baby, let's
Speaker 1: be clear that apple is rotten. Give it to the teacher,
Speaker 1: plant that bitch down into the backyard, because that apple
Speaker 1: needs to be sliced and dice in a ninja blender,
Speaker 1: make us smoothly out of it, and hand it to
Speaker 1: the next woman to fulfill your six inch heels. All right,
Speaker 1: rain drops, Now we're gonna get into the Real Housewives
Speaker 1: of Beverley Hills season premiere. Okay, y'all know me. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna cut to the chase. Y'all know, I love this show.
Speaker 1: I love the Real Housewives of Billy Hills. And by
Speaker 1: the way, congratulations, Although, like I said to you guys before,
Speaker 1: live ratings aren't what networks care about anymore. They care
Speaker 1: about Life plus three or Life plus seven delayed viewing,
Speaker 1: but we have to get prosper props is due, So
Speaker 1: congrats to the Real Housewives of Beverley Hills for reaching
Speaker 1: over one million viewers live. Over one million people watched
Speaker 1: the premiere and the one hour it was on, So
Speaker 1: congrats to these ladies. Now I'm gonna keep it real.
Speaker 1: The Real house Eyes of Billie Hills season premiere was
Speaker 1: a slow start. It was slow. I told you guys
Speaker 1: my podcast months ago that it was going to be
Speaker 1: a slow start because nothing was happening for months and baby,
Speaker 1: based on that premiere, shit wasn't happening. And by the
Speaker 1: previews of this week's episode, bitch, nothing's sillen happening. I
Speaker 1: think we're in for a slow burn when it comes
Speaker 1: to this season of Billy Hills. Let's talk about it.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about let's talk about it. Obviously, the elephant
Speaker 1: in the room is the fact that we know that
Speaker 1: Kyle and Maursio's relationship is at the forefront of the season.
Speaker 1: And what I did like about this premiere is U'm
Speaker 1: like the Atlanta premiere to where we had to wait
Speaker 1: months before we got an inkling of juice of Durham
Speaker 1: Raps issues. I appreciated the fact that at least in
Speaker 1: the premiere episode we were able to see what was
Speaker 1: going on between Mauricio and Kyle. Kyle is over Mauricio
Speaker 1: when he mentioned the tattoos and he kept calling her
Speaker 1: love being. Now, look, y'all know I stand for Kyle.
Speaker 1: She's my favorite housewife, and y'all know I love Mauricio.
Speaker 1: He's a friend of reality with the King. But when
Speaker 1: I was watching this scene between Kyle and Mauricio and
Speaker 1: I wonder if my rain drops also noticed it, I
Speaker 1: felt like they were both putting on for the cameras.
Speaker 1: I felt like that scene was shot after they made
Speaker 1: the announcement, and that through the power of editing, they
Speaker 1: fast tracked that to put that in the premiere episode.
Speaker 1: I really think that's what happened. It was too convenient
Speaker 1: that out of the blue cameras are landing in their
Speaker 1: home to catch this conversation about Mauricio not knowing what
Speaker 1: was on his wife's body. It was too convenient. So
Speaker 1: let me explain something to you, rain drops. We in
Speaker 1: the business would call that a pickup scene. Okay. So
Speaker 1: a pickup scene is when you record a scene with
Speaker 1: cast members that is out of the order of sequence
Speaker 1: in their lives. Okay. So, for example, in the premiere episode,
Speaker 1: obviously Maurici and Kyle did not file or not filed,
Speaker 1: did not announce their separation, right, we know that's coming
Speaker 1: much later in the season. And what we also know
Speaker 1: in real life is the fact that the season was wrapped. Okay,
Speaker 1: the season was wrapped when Kyle and Mauricio announced the
Speaker 1: separation on the fourth of July of this year. So
Speaker 1: a pickup scene is when you tape a scene out
Speaker 1: of order. So I believe that the scene we just
Speaker 1: watched that ended the premiere episode that was taped after
Speaker 1: July fourth, twenty twenty three. And what they did was
Speaker 1: they added that at the end of the episode, which
Speaker 1: is why nothing before that scene warranted a one oh
Speaker 1: one between Kyle and Mauricio. At least they knew that
Speaker 1: the fans are tuning in because they want to know
Speaker 1: what are we going to witness between these two? And
Speaker 1: that's what they gave us. So that's what you call
Speaker 1: a pickup scene. And when Mauricio kept calling her love being,
Speaker 1: I thought, look, bitch, I've been watching Beverley Hills since
Speaker 1: Camille Grammar was twerking on a poll at the nightclub
Speaker 1: in New York City giving you Britney spears. You drove
Speaker 1: me crazy music video teas. I've been watching Beverley Hills
Speaker 1: that long, honey, and correct me if I'm wrong. I
Speaker 1: have never heard Mauricio call Kyle love being. Not only
Speaker 1: have I never heard Mauricio called Kyle love being, he
Speaker 1: said it four times. Will love being don't do that well,
Speaker 1: love being no more tattoos, love being love I'm like
Speaker 1: love being. Your wife allegedly is getting tossed by a
Speaker 1: bean of a woman who looks like the country singer
Speaker 1: version of Lil Wayne Morgan gives me a gangst the
Speaker 1: country singer from Waco, Texas or is it Waco? Morgan
Speaker 1: is a thug, a pitbull in cowboy boots. Morgan is
Speaker 1: a blood or a crypt Morgan used to be signed
Speaker 1: with depth Bro Records. Morgan and Sush Knight are buddies.
Speaker 1: I believe Morgan has a blade in her mouth. Kyle
Speaker 1: left fine ass, pretty born Mauricio and got with a
Speaker 1: thug missus, all alleged anyways, So Marizio can't refer I
Speaker 1: can't believe. I'll just call Morgan the country version of
Speaker 1: Lil Wayne, tattoos on the neck and all baby okay,
Speaker 1: but such as life, the show should be called The
Speaker 1: Real Housewives of Compton. The way Kyle's messing with the
Speaker 1: most gangster country singer I have ever seen. But I
Speaker 1: digress AnyWho. So then Kyle made a comment that I
Speaker 1: thought was so interesting, and that's when I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is a pickup scene because this isn't This did
Speaker 1: not happen in the time of sequence that you guys
Speaker 1: are trying to make it seem me dead. When Kyle
Speaker 1: said no, it's my body and I'm gonna do what
Speaker 1: I want to do with it, it was very, in
Speaker 1: my opinion, rehearsed like she wanted to make this declaration
Speaker 1: that I'm changing any evolving and because of what happened
Speaker 1: bet to me and Kathy, I'm now going to take
Speaker 1: up for myself and defend myself. It just didn't seem
Speaker 1: natural to me, just like Durreed's brunette hair isn't natural.
Speaker 1: But that's a whole other topic for another day. Child
Speaker 1: de Rey, please go back to blonde. I mean, I
Speaker 1: beg of you. I beg of you. Please please please
Speaker 1: go back to blonde. AnyWho. So that I just was like,
Speaker 1: first of all, he's calling you love being, and then
Speaker 1: secondly you're telling him it's your body and you're gonna
Speaker 1: do what you want to do with it. And look,
Speaker 1: I believe that nobody should have agency over a woman's body.
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody should have agency over anyone's body.
Speaker 1: Is your body, your choice, do what you want to
Speaker 1: do with it. So I do agree with her. And
Speaker 1: then she said in her confessionals, yeah, you know, it's
Speaker 1: a problem when your husband doesn't know how many tattoos
Speaker 1: you have in your body. It kind of shows you
Speaker 1: where things are between me and Mauricio. And I'm just like, huh,
Speaker 1: this is hmmm. So then after that, Kyle goes on
Speaker 1: Watch What Happens Live and she revealed that she was
Speaker 1: the one who initiated the separation, which and y'all know,
Speaker 1: I love you some Kyle and Kyle, if you're listening
Speaker 1: or Teddy or Tamra bitch at this point, Kyle, if
Speaker 1: you just let us know that you are in the
Speaker 1: Lady Pond in a skims bikini or matter of fact,
Speaker 1: you're in the Lady Pond skinny dipping you and your
Speaker 1: magic tattoos. You are underwater, baby, baby, you are under siege. Honey,
Speaker 1: you are a mermaid. You're so much in the Lady Pond. Honey,
Speaker 1: you are literally basking into the depths of the sea. Honey,
Speaker 1: is giving sea moss. It's giving Kyle that lady palm
Speaker 1: must be good. Honey. Is it saltwater? I mean, what
Speaker 1: is it? Is it some bass in a baby? Are
Speaker 1: we are we? Are we playing with fish? Are we
Speaker 1: hooking fish? What are we doing? This Lady Pond? Miss
Speaker 1: Mama's You are so far into this Lady Pond, Honey,
Speaker 1: you literally are the little mermaid you are. And guess
Speaker 1: that's what Kyle. I'm here for it. I think I
Speaker 1: think it's fine for you to experiment. And one thing
Speaker 1: about watch what Happens live that I don't know if
Speaker 1: you guys caught this. Andy never once asked her, so
Speaker 1: are you and Morgan in a sexual relationship. Are you
Speaker 1: and Morgan dating? Is Morgan your girlfriend? Did y'all notice
Speaker 1: that none of those questions were asked? Yeah, because Kyle
Speaker 1: obviously used Jesse. The publicists from New York City took
Speaker 1: a page out of her book and said, I'm the
Speaker 1: first guest on your show after the premiere, I know
Speaker 1: you're going to ask me the questions. I would like
Speaker 1: to refrain from being asked these questions. That's what happened, clearly,
Speaker 1: that's what happened. So that, to me was the highlight
Speaker 1: of the premiere. Dereiy and her brown hair looking like
Speaker 1: Martha Stewart, I'm just noting. I'm not I'm not, I'm
Speaker 1: not here for it. Dereek was given the none part
Speaker 1: three t's I mean, I I'm just not. I'm not
Speaker 1: here for it. I'm not here for that. Listen. It
Speaker 1: was a slow burn. I appreciated the personal story story
Speaker 1: with Guardsell and her sons. I didn't enjoy that scene.
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed that scene, So kudos to guardself were
Speaker 1: giving us that. I really really enjoyed that scene because
Speaker 1: that was real. I think it was the realist scene
Speaker 1: of the premiere. I love that one. I mean, I
Speaker 1: love hearing that Sutton is getting three hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 1: a month for alimony allegedly. I love that, But everything
Speaker 1: else not so much. And what the fuck did Crystal
Speaker 1: say in this whole episode? Crystal in her pink, juicy
Speaker 1: couture sweatsuit, she arrived at Dureid's Ego Women event and
Speaker 1: didn't say a word. Did she say anything this entire episode.
Speaker 1: I just can't believe Crystal has fans. Crystal is not
Speaker 1: a great housewife. Crystal is boring. And listen, I think
Speaker 1: she's a very pretty I think Crystal lives a great life.
Speaker 1: Anytime in the premiere episode, you don't say a word.
Speaker 1: There's a problem here, Houston. We have a problem. This
Speaker 1: is your last season, Crystal, and I hope you know that.
Speaker 1: Crystal listen to me, says this is your last season.
Speaker 1: So whatever you do, do not divorce your husband because
Speaker 1: you are not going to have a job after this season.
Speaker 1: And now I know why, and the least the new
Speaker 1: Black Housewife that's coming on soon, I think I not
Speaker 1: know why she read you and said she made you relevant.
Speaker 1: And the and the teaser that we saw on the
Speaker 1: super Tease Crystal, what are you? What are you here
Speaker 1: to do? I don't care about the Lion King that
Speaker 1: your husband scored that, whatever he did with it, that's fantastic,
Speaker 1: But Crystal, are you going to bring anything to this season? Honey?
Speaker 1: It's a chop, Crystal, you are a chop. It's time
Speaker 1: to go. Mama, You're not coming back next season. And
Speaker 1: please don't pull an uber and throw things at the
Speaker 1: wall hoping something sticks. No, it's time to go. Anyways,
Speaker 1: this premiere, in my opinion, it was missing Lisa Rena.
Speaker 1: It was missing somebody that could add some interesting information
Speaker 1: or interesting outlook. We'll see how the rest of his
Speaker 1: season of Folds is still very early. Obviously, I'm only
Speaker 1: talking about the premiere, but I gotta be honest with you, guys.
Speaker 1: I have heard that it's a slow start, which is
Speaker 1: why they resurrected Denise Richards and once Erica read her
Speaker 1: for filth and her only fans page that Denise Richards
Speaker 1: never came back to the show. She couldn't take the
Speaker 1: heat she got off the kitchen. Honey, So no, no,
Speaker 1: so this premiere, listen, there were some things I liked.
Speaker 1: I think overall, I'm being honest, I give it a
Speaker 1: C plus. We're only interesting stick in Kyle and Mauricio.
Speaker 1: I hope you guys know that, which is why I
Speaker 1: think over a million people tune in to the premiere
Speaker 1: because we wanted to see, like, Okay, what are they
Speaker 1: going to give us with Kyle and Mauricio, And they
Speaker 1: gave us something, so I appreciated that. But yeah, Beverly Hills,
Speaker 1: you guys are the number one franchise, and y'all gotta
Speaker 1: deliver because Salt Lake City is coming for you. Orange
Speaker 1: County had his best season in years between that in
Speaker 1: Salt Lake City, y'all gonna have to do more than this.
Speaker 1: Y'all need to find a Monica in the nine on
Speaker 1: two and zero. And just like they brought back Tamra,
Speaker 1: Judge is now looking like rain drops, y'all may need
Speaker 1: to also bring back Lee Saranna. Stay tuned. Thank you
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