WEBVTT - Beverly NO Thrills! Where art thou Lisa Rinna? 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:05.440 Hey, rain Drops. Yes, so I finally got merch. That's right. 0:00:05.920 --> 0:00:11.600 You can buy your Allegedly and my Boys mugs, T shirts, 0:00:11.880 --> 0:00:16.760 rain Drops, hoodies and T shirts all on Carlos Kingshop 0:00:17.280 --> 0:00:21.480 dot com. That's right. Get your hoodies, your T shirts, 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:29.640 and your mugs all on Carlos Kingshop dot com. Welcome 0:00:29.680 --> 0:00:33.040 to Reality with the King. It's me Carlos King, the 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:36.080 King of Reality TV and one of the most sought 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:40.880 after executive producers in reality television with over ten years 0:00:40.880 --> 0:00:44.920 of production experience. Once a week from Reality with the King, 0:00:45.120 --> 0:00:48.360 we'll sit down with my friends across the entertainment industry, 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:53.159 recap our favorite reality shows and revisit unforgettable moments that 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:59.200 we are still talking and tweeting about. Watch, Hey, rain Drops, 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:03.400 Day's episode of Reality the King. Oh baby, I'm giving 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:09.039 y'all a double hitter, a double decker, Yes, double the trouble. 0:01:09.720 --> 0:01:14.640 We are going to talk about two housewives shows. Okay, First, 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:17.040 we're going to get into the Real Housewives of New 0:01:17.120 --> 0:01:21.560 York City Reunion Parts one and two, in addition to 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:26.840 the season premiere of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:35.040 But first let's get I'm laughing before I start. We 0:01:35.120 --> 0:01:43.320 must give a Razzie Award for the most wacky performance 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:50.080 by a real housewife out of Reunion to Uba. I 0:01:50.120 --> 0:01:55.200 don't know what the fuck I just watched. And Uba 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:59.880 is a prime example of how housewives acts when she 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:06.240 knows her pink slip is in a Manila envelope post 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:12.960 to stamped. It's notorized Honey is stamped by Joseph R. Biden. 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:17.680 Because the walking papers that Uba is getting to receive 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:23.240 Honey is the reason why she gave a wacky performance. 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:28.160 And I like Uba. I've said this before. Uba is 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:33.639 somebody who is meant to be seen. She's a beautiful woman, 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:39.840 She's a gorgeous model. Not everybody who's gorgeous has the 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:47.640 personality to be on reality television. And because Uba, who 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:53.200 clearly was the least exciting to look at and Mike 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:56.600 Kim Kardashian boys, and when I say look at, I 0:02:56.600 --> 0:02:59.360 mean in terms of watching her on a reality television, 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:05.040 Uba is the least exciting to watch on this show. 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:10.080 And I really wanted to stand for her and like her. 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:14.920 And look, I'm not mad at a person who knows 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:19.800 that her walking papers are going to arrive to business 0:03:19.880 --> 0:03:26.440 days after the final episode of the reunion airs. I'm 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:28.240 not mad at a person who's like, I have to 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:33.359 give this my all because I'm not aware that I'm 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:36.000 not gonna be on this show anymore. And that's exactly 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:40.000 what she was giving at this reunion. I mean she 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:47.680 literally would just blurt stuff out out of nowhere. They're 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:52.080 not even on topic, and she's reading Jennifer Phil she's 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:57.160 reading Sigh, she's reading Aaron, she read Brand, she's reading everybody, 0:03:57.680 --> 0:04:02.400 except she's not reading the room. Honey, do I need 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:07.120 to hire LeVar Burton to read the reading Rainbow for you? Says, 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:12.400 what are you doing? You made yourself look crazy on 0:04:12.440 --> 0:04:17.680 this reunion. I understand you had to make yourself unforgettable 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:23.279 and my nat King Cold Boys featuring Natalie Cold, but 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:31.239 miss Mama's your behavior at this reunion was borderline cocoa puffs. 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:37.599 It was cuckoo La la. It was insanity. And I 0:04:37.680 --> 0:04:40.719 was trying to follow you and say, Okay, well maybe 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:44.960 she has a point, but Baby, points were not made. 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:52.000 You didn't score any points. You scored a foul an airball. 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:57.080 Where's Taylor Swift to teach me football language? Because I 0:04:57.080 --> 0:05:03.200 don't know any football a swifties Uba. Okay, anyways, child, 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:07.720 let me just continue on this reunion, So Uba, who 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:13.080 deserves a Razzie Award. I was just distracted by UBA's 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:16.599 performance because I think me, along with Andy and the 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:21.520 rest of the girls were just confused by what she 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:30.360 was saying. And it makes me also wonder did someone 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:34.000 prep her and say, miss Thing, you have to give 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:37.280 it something because look, when you had a reunion show 0:05:37.960 --> 0:05:44.839 and you are the third seat, that means you weren't 0:05:45.880 --> 0:05:49.880 the star. Truly, it is what it is. And I'm 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:52.680 not saying I agree with all of the seating assignments 0:05:52.680 --> 0:05:55.800 from this franchise. I don't think Side should have been 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:58.479 third seed. I think Jenna Alliance and size of the 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:05.120 switch sides, but Uber clearly being on the third seat. 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:07.920 I think she also knew what time it was right. 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:10.360 But let's get back to Jena Alliance since I just 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:15.279 mentioned her name. Is it just me or did you 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:20.400 guys also notice how every single housewife was kissing her 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:26.800 ass in the part war reunion. I mean, she doesn't 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:30.880 even need Charman tall a tissue. All she has to 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:34.480 use are the tongues from these other housewives. Who were 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:38.720 literally licking her ass talking about, oh my gosh, you're this, 0:06:38.800 --> 0:06:44.560 You're that, you're that. And what bothers me about summer 0:06:44.520 --> 0:06:52.279 reunion shows is some reality stars used the reunion to 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:57.000 give themselves a makeover because they read the comments and 0:06:57.040 --> 0:07:02.920 they're trying to impress the audience and because Jenna Lions is. 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:06.960 I can't believe I'm saying this because I disagree with it, 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:11.560 but because Jennalliance is sort of like the fan favorite 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:16.040 for a lot of these housewife fans, all of the 0:07:16.080 --> 0:07:19.480 other girls realized that we need to be on the 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:23.360 good side of Jennelions and the way they were licking 0:07:23.400 --> 0:07:27.040 her asshole it was it was. It was crazy to 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:33.120 watch these women suck up to her in a way 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:37.680 that it even made Jenna feel uncomfortable. Like, guys, I 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:42.200 appreciate the love, but damn, like this is even too 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:44.920 much for me. You guys have given me more love 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:47.880 than the women I've dated in the past or present. 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:51.720 It was too much. I didn't like it at all, 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:54.960 And then it was it was just weird to me. 0:07:55.680 --> 0:08:00.560 But again, some of these women wanted to used the 0:08:00.680 --> 0:08:06.440 reunion to make things right because they saw the public 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:12.200 perception that some of the fans had about them, especially 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:16.400 because they are first seasoned housewives, and that's exactly what 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:19.360 they were doing, So that part was confusing to me. 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:24.520 I didn't like it at all. And then the only 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:28.320 other thing that stood out to me besides UBA's performance, 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:36.400 was the fact that I really do like Bran like 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:40.000 I'm low key obsessed with the brand. I think she's gorgeous. 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:41.880 I think she's a star. She was made to be 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:48.360 on television. Brian, to me, although I love her and 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:51.679 brind if you're listening, because I know you are, I 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:54.200 love you. I think you're great. I think you're the 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:57.920 future of this reboot. I think the show should revolve 0:08:57.960 --> 0:09:02.120 around you. In my opinion, you and Aaron and Jessel 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:06.240 Inside to me are stars. I love the four of you. 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:13.480 I thank you for a great Brin is a brown noser, 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:21.520 though Brinn wants to be on the side of the 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:25.559 fan favorites, so not only was she kissing the ass 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:29.160 of Jenna Lyons, I also saw how she was trying 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:35.880 to hype up Jessel and it was just very weird 0:09:36.360 --> 0:09:41.800 to watch because my thing is this, It's one thing 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:46.160 to have your girls back, but throughout the whole reunion, 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:49.640 I just felt like Brent said back and said, I 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:52.960 know who I need to be friends with on this show, 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:56.600 and that is I need to align my sales with 0:09:56.679 --> 0:10:00.280 the fan favorite and the other fan favorite is so 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:04.920 a lot of the fans love Jessel. I think Jesslo's 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:09.280 a great housewife. I love Jessel's personal story. I love 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:12.480 the fact that her husband can take his frequent fly 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:16.800 your miles and go and have a sandwich on a 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:20.280 plane going to Afghanistan and then stays it for a 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:23.560 day and then comes back and not bang his wife. Look, 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:26.960 if that's what flows your boat, honey, who am I 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:31.760 to interrupt that? Okay, So the thing with Jesso is 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:37.080 I think Jesslo is great too. What I found to 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:39.319 be so interesting and this has nothing to do with 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:46.680 the reunion. So apparently jess was featured in the Rolling 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:51.920 Stone magazine and the headline was the Real Housewives of 0:10:51.960 --> 0:10:55.800 New York City is Jessel's show, And of course she 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:59.480 posted it and then Brant made a comment, Yeah, it's 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:03.400 your show and we're all just living and we're background players. 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:06.400 I'm like, Brian, you don't have to do all of that. 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:09.200 Sais like this one thing to support your girl, but 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:13.320 don't dish yourself to make another woman feel like she's 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:17.800 superior than you. Like bad move, says take a page 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:21.680 out of the Ramona Singer handbook. The way she made 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:24.600 sure to let Bethany know. You may be the fan favorite, 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:27.760 but bitch, I am the time internal time, Brian, I'm 0:11:27.760 --> 0:11:30.520 gonna need you to be like that because you are 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:34.400 the future of the show, not Jesse to me. So 0:11:34.480 --> 0:11:36.640 when the Rolling Stone article came out, a lot of 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:39.199 the fans said, see, we told you guys, Jessel's the 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:43.640 fan favorite, and I'm like, do you guys not understand 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:49.560 what's happening. Jessel is a publicist. When you are a publicist, 0:11:50.000 --> 0:11:54.000 especially one in New York City, you have relationships with 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:58.559 a lot of publications. I hope you guys are aware 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:05.880 that Jessel allegedly all she did was contact the Rolling 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:11.760 fucking Stone editor pr people and made sure she was 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:18.600 featured in the online website. Do we honestly think that 0:12:18.679 --> 0:12:25.080 the Rolling Stone editors who are featuring the greatest one 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:29.160 hundred songs of all time that they're watching the Real 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:32.280 Housewives of New York City and that they really do 0:12:32.400 --> 0:12:36.960 think Jessel is the face of the show. That was 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:44.120 nothing but Jessel allegedly using her connections and her contacts 0:12:44.640 --> 0:12:47.720 to one up these people. What I saw from Jessel 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:55.760 this two par reunion, Jessel's feeling herself. Jessel is believing 0:12:55.800 --> 0:13:00.920 the hype based on the comments that she's reading, based 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:03.920 on what she's putting out there, because she's a publicist 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:06.640 and it's her job to publicize other people. So what 0:13:06.720 --> 0:13:09.840 makes you guys think she's not going to publicize herself. 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:16.319 Anybody who believes that Jessel earn that Rolling Stone feature, 0:13:17.679 --> 0:13:19.960 I think you guys are also the same people who 0:13:20.000 --> 0:13:23.560 think that Uba is the future of a reality show. 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:29.040 Uba is the future of a catwalk. That's it. So 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:34.679 I'm seeing signs from Jessel that she's becoming a bit 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:38.800 of a diva and that she's believing the hype and 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:41.920 that she really does believe she's the face of the show. 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:46.920 And I'm just saying, guys, watch out for that. Because 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:52.520 that Rolling Stone article, which should have been hashtag ad 0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:57.760 because that's all it was, it gave very much paid sponsorship, 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:04.920 paid promotion. That's what it gave to me allegedly. Okay, 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:09.640 moving on, So one of the highlights of partsy reunion 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:14.480 to me was I really did enjoy seeing the ladies 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:17.959 get emotional about the personal story. I love hearing about 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:24.600 Brent's backstory. I love the fact that Brynn said that 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:27.880 when people ask about her race, she says she's a 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:33.560 black woman because she's now I'm not gonna put words 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:37.040 her mom, but she's now comfortable being in that space. Again, 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:40.040 she didn't say that verbatim, and I don't want to 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:44.600 like misquote her, but I appreciated her honesty there, and 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:48.360 then I appreciated hearing more about PSI bitch. The fact 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:51.360 that SI's husband kicked the mam at the house and 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:54.920 then three months later she passed away. Now what all 0:14:54.960 --> 0:15:00.320 makes sense as to why SI is this tough woman, 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:04.520 because that's a lot to deal with, and obviously it's 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:08.640 not Size's fault that her mother passed away. But I 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:15.400 now have a greater understanding of SI, because you would anybody, 0:15:15.480 --> 0:15:21.800 any child, would feel a bit responsible for the fact that, yes, 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:24.960 I know my mom got drunk around you know our kid, 0:15:25.880 --> 0:15:30.320 and yeah, we're dealing with this and she's living under 0:15:30.320 --> 0:15:33.320 our roof, so we got to put her out. Not look, 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:36.000 I probably would have put her up into a rehab center, 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:39.640 not Central Park. You know, I probably would have made 0:15:39.720 --> 0:15:42.920 those steps, I think, And again i'm not judging. Obviously 0:15:42.920 --> 0:15:46.400 it's a horrible situation, but I'm happy that SI was 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:49.120 able to share that part of her life because I 0:15:49.200 --> 0:15:53.120 definitely think it allowed us to really understand her more. 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:56.040 And look, I've said this on this podcast several times. 0:15:56.320 --> 0:16:00.400 A lot of y'all don't like sigh, and I guess it, 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:09.400 but I love her because I like any woman or 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:14.960 person for that matter, who is authentically themselves, and I 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:21.640 feel like Si is not pretending to be anybody but herself. Now, 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:26.400 the rain drops did tell me that miss Pi, you 0:16:27.280 --> 0:16:33.080 allegedly don't own your brownstone and that you're renting it out. 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:38.920 Let's have a moment of silence for that. So look, 0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:42.440 that's what the brain drops said. Si. Now I don't 0:16:42.440 --> 0:16:45.240 know if that's true or not, but I had your 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:48.720 back sets and I was telling my listeners how much 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:51.600 I love you, and then honey, they went on my 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:55.920 comment page, honey and said Si is a liar and 0:16:55.960 --> 0:17:00.480 she lies about owning the brownstone, but that she's renting it. Oh, look, 0:17:01.240 --> 0:17:04.359 if that's the case, that's the case. I'm literally only 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:08.200 referring to how Sai is on the show, and I 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:11.080 like her. I like Si a lot, and I want 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:13.639 her to come back, and I think she deserves to 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:19.840 come back. Moving on to Uba and this phone. So 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:24.560 Uba talked about the phone and how she was angry 0:17:24.840 --> 0:17:28.639 at Aaron because Aaron had the phone longer than forty 0:17:28.680 --> 0:17:32.920 five minutes. And she gave this whole explanation about being 0:17:32.960 --> 0:17:36.560 a single woman and family needing to get into contact 0:17:36.600 --> 0:17:39.720 with her, which, by the way, I do believe, I 0:17:39.760 --> 0:17:44.240 do believe. I believe that's fifty percent of where her 0:17:46.320 --> 0:17:51.320 botheredness came from. Okay, I think she was bothered by 0:17:51.359 --> 0:17:54.880 that for sure, because of those reasons when it comes 0:17:54.880 --> 0:17:58.879 to her family, she is a single woman. Now, this 0:17:59.040 --> 0:18:01.560 is the gag of the gag gett get get get gags. 0:18:02.440 --> 0:18:06.800 The real reason, in my opinion, that Uba was upset 0:18:07.080 --> 0:18:12.520 about her phone being missing is because Uba did not 0:18:12.720 --> 0:18:16.560 want any of these girls at that time to know 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:22.520 about this white man that she was seeing in Connecticut. Yes, 0:18:23.520 --> 0:18:29.359 Aha moment. Ooh, do y'all hear it? Yes? Cute the 0:18:29.400 --> 0:18:34.480 sound effects, that's what we call an aha moment. Now, 0:18:34.560 --> 0:18:37.840 y'all see why at the time these girls went on 0:18:37.880 --> 0:18:43.000 the girl's trip, Uba clearly was in the relationship with 0:18:43.119 --> 0:18:49.119 this man that she was keeping a secret. Uba was 0:18:49.400 --> 0:18:56.160 highly upset about her phone being missing because she did 0:18:56.200 --> 0:18:58.480 not want any of these girls to go through her 0:18:58.520 --> 0:19:02.480 phone seeing the text messages with this man she was 0:19:02.560 --> 0:19:08.800 keeping a secret. That's the real reason. That's the fifty 0:19:09.640 --> 0:19:14.040 percent of the reason why she had the attitude why 0:19:14.080 --> 0:19:19.679 she wanted to fuck airing up. She felt violated for 0:19:19.760 --> 0:19:23.280 those reasons. She also felt violated because, let's be clear, 0:19:23.720 --> 0:19:25.879 she also wanted to make sure she could check her 0:19:25.920 --> 0:19:28.720 bank account to make sure this man put the money 0:19:28.760 --> 0:19:33.280 through the ABA swip code allegedly. I'm just saying I 0:19:33.280 --> 0:19:37.280 ain't mad missus Uba chick. Yeah, get a girl. But 0:19:37.359 --> 0:19:40.080 that's the real reason why she was mad. Now it 0:19:40.080 --> 0:19:43.240 all makes sense, and that's the reason why it's hard 0:19:43.320 --> 0:19:46.919 for me to connect with Uba, because as pretty and 0:19:46.960 --> 0:19:52.359 gorgeous and stunning as she is, something's missing. And I 0:19:52.359 --> 0:19:58.560 think what's missing is a personality that is palpable for 0:19:58.680 --> 0:20:05.240 reality t vision. So as we conclude this reboot of 0:20:05.280 --> 0:20:11.280 the Real Housewives of New York City once again, I 0:20:11.320 --> 0:20:20.199 only would like to continue this new endeavor with jessel Brand, Aaron, 0:20:20.440 --> 0:20:24.040 and cy and I want three new girls to come 0:20:24.040 --> 0:20:29.399 on the show. The show has potential. If I have 0:20:29.520 --> 0:20:33.080 to rate this season, I would give the Real Housewives 0:20:33.160 --> 0:20:39.359 of New York City reboot a grade of a C plus. 0:20:41.080 --> 0:20:47.360 It wasn't horrible, it wasn't great. It was definitely okay. 0:20:48.560 --> 0:20:53.760 But it does have potential to be great. But that 0:20:53.960 --> 0:21:01.639 all depends on the casting. Do not cast another woman 0:21:02.359 --> 0:21:07.600 on this show who wants to hide her relationship. And yes, Uba, 0:21:08.000 --> 0:21:14.320 we've now seen the boyfriend who conveniently was posing on 0:21:14.359 --> 0:21:20.480 the rick carpet at an event with you, which to 0:21:20.600 --> 0:21:25.520 me was another desperate attempt to show the world that 0:21:25.560 --> 0:21:31.800 you deserve to continue holding an apple. But baby, let's 0:21:31.840 --> 0:21:37.520 be clear that apple is rotten. Give it to the teacher, 0:21:38.440 --> 0:21:43.200 plant that bitch down into the backyard, because that apple 0:21:44.000 --> 0:21:48.720 needs to be sliced and dice in a ninja blender, 0:21:49.640 --> 0:21:52.919 make us smoothly out of it, and hand it to 0:21:53.000 --> 0:22:00.440 the next woman to fulfill your six inch heels. All right, 0:22:00.520 --> 0:22:03.240 rain drops, Now we're gonna get into the Real Housewives 0:22:03.240 --> 0:22:08.800 of Beverley Hills season premiere. Okay, y'all know me. I'm 0:22:08.840 --> 0:22:12.160 gonna cut to the chase. Y'all know, I love this show. 0:22:13.040 --> 0:22:15.280 I love the Real Housewives of Billy Hills. And by 0:22:15.320 --> 0:22:19.520 the way, congratulations, Although, like I said to you guys before, 0:22:19.760 --> 0:22:26.320 live ratings aren't what networks care about anymore. They care 0:22:26.359 --> 0:22:30.240 about Life plus three or Life plus seven delayed viewing, 0:22:31.040 --> 0:22:33.800 but we have to get prosper props is due, So 0:22:33.920 --> 0:22:37.719 congrats to the Real Housewives of Beverley Hills for reaching 0:22:37.840 --> 0:22:47.200 over one million viewers live. Over one million people watched 0:22:47.400 --> 0:22:52.600 the premiere and the one hour it was on, So 0:22:52.760 --> 0:22:56.880 congrats to these ladies. Now I'm gonna keep it real. 0:22:59.200 --> 0:23:03.760 The Real house Eyes of Billie Hills season premiere was 0:23:03.800 --> 0:23:10.200 a slow start. It was slow. I told you guys 0:23:10.320 --> 0:23:15.280 my podcast months ago that it was going to be 0:23:15.280 --> 0:23:20.919 a slow start because nothing was happening for months and baby, 0:23:21.440 --> 0:23:26.359 based on that premiere, shit wasn't happening. And by the 0:23:26.400 --> 0:23:33.520 previews of this week's episode, bitch, nothing's sillen happening. I 0:23:33.560 --> 0:23:36.760 think we're in for a slow burn when it comes 0:23:36.800 --> 0:23:41.520 to this season of Billy Hills. Let's talk about it. 0:23:41.560 --> 0:23:44.440 Let's talk about let's talk about it. Obviously, the elephant 0:23:44.480 --> 0:23:47.760 in the room is the fact that we know that 0:23:47.920 --> 0:23:52.080 Kyle and Maursio's relationship is at the forefront of the season. 0:23:52.840 --> 0:23:56.640 And what I did like about this premiere is U'm 0:23:56.840 --> 0:24:01.399 like the Atlanta premiere to where we had to wait 0:24:05.000 --> 0:24:09.080 months before we got an inkling of juice of Durham 0:24:09.160 --> 0:24:13.760 Raps issues. I appreciated the fact that at least in 0:24:13.800 --> 0:24:19.320 the premiere episode we were able to see what was 0:24:19.359 --> 0:24:25.880 going on between Mauricio and Kyle. Kyle is over Mauricio 0:24:28.359 --> 0:24:35.239 when he mentioned the tattoos and he kept calling her 0:24:35.359 --> 0:24:38.679 love being. Now, look, y'all know I stand for Kyle. 0:24:38.800 --> 0:24:41.879 She's my favorite housewife, and y'all know I love Mauricio. 0:24:42.720 --> 0:24:46.880 He's a friend of reality with the King. But when 0:24:46.920 --> 0:24:49.879 I was watching this scene between Kyle and Mauricio and 0:24:49.960 --> 0:24:53.439 I wonder if my rain drops also noticed it, I 0:24:53.560 --> 0:24:58.400 felt like they were both putting on for the cameras. 0:24:59.119 --> 0:25:04.320 I felt like that scene was shot after they made 0:25:04.320 --> 0:25:09.000 the announcement, and that through the power of editing, they 0:25:09.119 --> 0:25:13.240 fast tracked that to put that in the premiere episode. 0:25:14.040 --> 0:25:17.160 I really think that's what happened. It was too convenient 0:25:18.200 --> 0:25:23.440 that out of the blue cameras are landing in their 0:25:23.560 --> 0:25:34.000 home to catch this conversation about Mauricio not knowing what 0:25:34.119 --> 0:25:37.440 was on his wife's body. It was too convenient. So 0:25:37.640 --> 0:25:41.959 let me explain something to you, rain drops. We in 0:25:42.000 --> 0:25:46.960 the business would call that a pickup scene. Okay. So 0:25:47.000 --> 0:25:54.760 a pickup scene is when you record a scene with 0:25:54.920 --> 0:25:58.840 cast members that is out of the order of sequence 0:25:59.000 --> 0:26:06.200 in their lives. Okay. So, for example, in the premiere episode, 0:26:06.600 --> 0:26:11.760 obviously Maurici and Kyle did not file or not filed, 0:26:11.760 --> 0:26:15.399 did not announce their separation, right, we know that's coming 0:26:15.520 --> 0:26:18.960 much later in the season. And what we also know 0:26:19.080 --> 0:26:25.080 in real life is the fact that the season was wrapped. Okay, 0:26:25.760 --> 0:26:31.760 the season was wrapped when Kyle and Mauricio announced the 0:26:31.800 --> 0:26:35.919 separation on the fourth of July of this year. So 0:26:36.200 --> 0:26:42.080 a pickup scene is when you tape a scene out 0:26:42.080 --> 0:26:45.600 of order. So I believe that the scene we just 0:26:45.720 --> 0:26:50.359 watched that ended the premiere episode that was taped after 0:26:50.480 --> 0:26:54.479 July fourth, twenty twenty three. And what they did was 0:26:54.560 --> 0:26:59.040 they added that at the end of the episode, which 0:26:59.080 --> 0:27:05.600 is why nothing before that scene warranted a one oh 0:27:05.680 --> 0:27:11.000 one between Kyle and Mauricio. At least they knew that 0:27:11.040 --> 0:27:13.520 the fans are tuning in because they want to know 0:27:13.720 --> 0:27:17.320 what are we going to witness between these two? And 0:27:17.359 --> 0:27:19.719 that's what they gave us. So that's what you call 0:27:19.760 --> 0:27:24.600 a pickup scene. And when Mauricio kept calling her love being, 0:27:25.280 --> 0:27:28.560 I thought, look, bitch, I've been watching Beverley Hills since 0:27:28.640 --> 0:27:33.600 Camille Grammar was twerking on a poll at the nightclub 0:27:33.720 --> 0:27:38.160 in New York City giving you Britney spears. You drove 0:27:38.240 --> 0:27:42.119 me crazy music video teas. I've been watching Beverley Hills 0:27:42.119 --> 0:27:46.199 that long, honey, and correct me if I'm wrong. I 0:27:46.320 --> 0:27:51.880 have never heard Mauricio call Kyle love being. Not only 0:27:52.000 --> 0:27:57.040 have I never heard Mauricio called Kyle love being, he 0:27:57.200 --> 0:28:01.200 said it four times. Will love being don't do that well, 0:28:01.240 --> 0:28:04.919 love being no more tattoos, love being love I'm like 0:28:05.119 --> 0:28:11.920 love being. Your wife allegedly is getting tossed by a 0:28:11.960 --> 0:28:16.879 bean of a woman who looks like the country singer 0:28:17.000 --> 0:28:22.480 version of Lil Wayne Morgan gives me a gangst the 0:28:22.680 --> 0:28:31.200 country singer from Waco, Texas or is it Waco? Morgan 0:28:31.320 --> 0:28:37.040 is a thug, a pitbull in cowboy boots. Morgan is 0:28:37.080 --> 0:28:40.960 a blood or a crypt Morgan used to be signed 0:28:41.000 --> 0:28:45.840 with depth Bro Records. Morgan and Sush Knight are buddies. 0:28:46.560 --> 0:28:51.360 I believe Morgan has a blade in her mouth. Kyle 0:28:51.840 --> 0:28:56.800 left fine ass, pretty born Mauricio and got with a 0:28:56.840 --> 0:29:06.360 thug missus, all alleged anyways, So Marizio can't refer I 0:29:06.400 --> 0:29:09.600 can't believe. I'll just call Morgan the country version of 0:29:09.640 --> 0:29:13.640 Lil Wayne, tattoos on the neck and all baby okay, 0:29:13.800 --> 0:29:17.280 but such as life, the show should be called The 0:29:17.320 --> 0:29:21.160 Real Housewives of Compton. The way Kyle's messing with the 0:29:21.160 --> 0:29:24.160 most gangster country singer I have ever seen. But I 0:29:24.240 --> 0:29:31.840 digress AnyWho. So then Kyle made a comment that I 0:29:31.840 --> 0:29:35.040 thought was so interesting, and that's when I said, yeah, 0:29:35.120 --> 0:29:39.000 this is a pickup scene because this isn't This did 0:29:39.040 --> 0:29:42.600 not happen in the time of sequence that you guys 0:29:42.600 --> 0:29:45.120 are trying to make it seem me dead. When Kyle 0:29:45.240 --> 0:29:49.240 said no, it's my body and I'm gonna do what 0:29:49.280 --> 0:29:52.400 I want to do with it, it was very, in 0:29:52.480 --> 0:29:57.240 my opinion, rehearsed like she wanted to make this declaration 0:29:57.480 --> 0:30:03.840 that I'm changing any evolving and because of what happened 0:30:03.840 --> 0:30:07.120 bet to me and Kathy, I'm now going to take 0:30:07.200 --> 0:30:11.280 up for myself and defend myself. It just didn't seem 0:30:11.600 --> 0:30:17.200 natural to me, just like Durreed's brunette hair isn't natural. 0:30:18.520 --> 0:30:20.800 But that's a whole other topic for another day. Child 0:30:21.080 --> 0:30:23.880 de Rey, please go back to blonde. I mean, I 0:30:23.920 --> 0:30:28.920 beg of you. I beg of you. Please please please 0:30:29.240 --> 0:30:34.800 go back to blonde. AnyWho. So that I just was like, 0:30:35.120 --> 0:30:39.320 first of all, he's calling you love being, and then 0:30:39.640 --> 0:30:45.680 secondly you're telling him it's your body and you're gonna 0:30:45.680 --> 0:30:47.200 do what you want to do with it. And look, 0:30:47.280 --> 0:30:53.240 I believe that nobody should have agency over a woman's body. 0:30:53.360 --> 0:30:56.840 I don't think anybody should have agency over anyone's body. 0:30:56.960 --> 0:30:58.600 Is your body, your choice, do what you want to 0:30:58.640 --> 0:31:02.920 do with it. So I do agree with her. And 0:31:02.960 --> 0:31:06.160 then she said in her confessionals, yeah, you know, it's 0:31:06.200 --> 0:31:10.000 a problem when your husband doesn't know how many tattoos 0:31:10.040 --> 0:31:12.240 you have in your body. It kind of shows you 0:31:12.280 --> 0:31:20.520 where things are between me and Mauricio. And I'm just like, huh, 0:31:21.000 --> 0:31:28.360 this is hmmm. So then after that, Kyle goes on 0:31:28.480 --> 0:31:32.080 Watch What Happens Live and she revealed that she was 0:31:32.120 --> 0:31:38.880 the one who initiated the separation, which and y'all know, 0:31:38.920 --> 0:31:41.760 I love you some Kyle and Kyle, if you're listening 0:31:42.000 --> 0:31:51.080 or Teddy or Tamra bitch at this point, Kyle, if 0:31:51.160 --> 0:31:55.960 you just let us know that you are in the 0:31:56.080 --> 0:32:02.360