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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, hi, Hi, Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast with.

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Speaker 2: Sydney and her friend, her male friend Marie.

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Speaker 3: Are you saying because your voice is de Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what's happening to my thoat, but I

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Speaker 4: have like perpetual morning voice now.

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Speaker 3: Young man, it sounds divine.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much, you know, quite warmerful. Thank you

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Speaker 2: so much, queen.

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Speaker 3: Sound like my voice is very like young don't you

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Speaker 3: hear it?

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Speaker 4: You here trying to say that I got an old

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Speaker 4: Dionne Warwick voice.

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Speaker 2: That's what for the whatever, Marie, how you doing? What's up?

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Speaker 2: You look at great? Thank you so much. I'm doing great.

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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I'm doing good. I'm doing really well.

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Speaker 4: I got up and got dressed this morning to go

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Speaker 4: for a run and then did not leave my house.

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Speaker 2: It's out. I mean it's hard. Did you go work

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Speaker 2: out today? I surely didn't.

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Speaker 1: I woke up early and looked at the things that

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Speaker 1: I had to do and I was like, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do all this stuff and didn't do a damn thing.

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Speaker 2: Really, you ain't get nothing done.

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Speaker 1: I mean I got a couple of things done, Like

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Speaker 1: I had to write a couple of jokes that I

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Speaker 1: was like, ooh, he's gonna bomb, but oh you got

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Speaker 1: it this morning and wrote some jokes.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, who.

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Speaker 1: Thinking about me doing clean material and it just don't

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Speaker 1: feel right?

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Speaker 3: Ah, yes, yes, don't feel I said, what is this?

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Speaker 2: I need?

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Speaker 4: Like a clean jokes? You got a youth group show

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Speaker 4: coming out?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Man, I can't. I'm trying not to curse as much.

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Speaker 1: I gotta find another word for dick. Penis, No, not

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Speaker 1: even penis. I want to think of something creative. Eggplant parmisan,

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Speaker 1: m egg plan emoji.

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Speaker 2: No, I like eggplant parmajan too much for you to

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Speaker 2: it's too good.

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Speaker 3: Have you made egg No, but my mom makes it

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Speaker 3: now her raggedy hation.

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Speaker 1: Assh, it's not really good. Tell her to send your

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Speaker 1: My sister makes it too. Okay, Well, I'm in the family,

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Speaker 1: so can y'all make that for as well.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm I'm gonna add that to the list of

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Speaker 4: things that I'm not gonna do. Damn, how are you doing?

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Speaker 4: I see you got a long sleeve on with a

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Speaker 4: long paint. First of all, I have a mock a

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Speaker 4: mock turtleneck. Yes, city, This is like the ninth episode

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Speaker 4: of the podcast. In a row that you had. Well,

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Speaker 4: let me tell you this is gonna be my signature.

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Speaker 2: Luke.

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Speaker 1: I want to have a mock turtleneck so people think

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Speaker 1: I'm all reserved and ship and then I come out like.

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Speaker 2: Bitch, oh fuck you, what up?

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Speaker 1: Niggas see that I see that clean set, didn't.

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Speaker 2: Where the hose that That's what I want to say.

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Speaker 2: You know what, you should keep wearing a turtlenecks.

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Speaker 4: So like when you when you get famous, you do

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Speaker 4: like a capsule collection for like J Crew or like

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Speaker 4: with top Shop or whoever.

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Speaker 2: And it will be a line of turtlenecks.

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Speaker 1: You know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, But I don't know

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Speaker 1: if I want to be famous and wearing turtlenecks, you

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: So, but so you now you're gonna wear them to

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Speaker 4: get famous and then stop when you are famous?

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Speaker 2: Yes, says see.

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Speaker 1: I like to do the the butterfly thing, like I'm

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Speaker 1: in the caterpillar right now.

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Speaker 3: This is my caterpillar, your cocoon. This is my cocoon wig.

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Speaker 1: And then when I get money, I flourish into you know,

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Speaker 1: Beyonce status.

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Speaker 2: Beyonce's never wanted turtle nexus, I know.

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Speaker 3: But I'm saying right now, this is for me, right now,

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Speaker 3: let me have my let me.

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Speaker 2: Have my time, y'all.

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Speaker 4: I feel you should show your boobs until you become

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Speaker 4: famous and then start wearing totle.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: I have to cover my boobs now because when I

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Speaker 1: get famous, I'm gonna get them bigger.

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Speaker 3: Really, yes, girl, wait, you would get bigger boobs?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not big enough.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I don't even know what to say.

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Speaker 4: Any who, Marie, what was your expertise this? Oh my god,

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Speaker 4: let me tell you. This is embarrassing. I'm so embarrassed

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Speaker 4: to say what I'm about to say. So let me

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Speaker 4: tell you, guys the backstory. So my roommate is moving out,

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Speaker 4: the white woman that lives here, and she she was

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Speaker 4: out of town this weekend. So I was like, cool,

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Speaker 4: I could show the apartment to people who want to

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Speaker 4: move in.

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Speaker 2: So I had like.

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Speaker 4: Two or three white women who also showed up because

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Speaker 4: I guess that's who wants to live here now. And

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Speaker 4: you know, I showed the apartment to two people. One

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Speaker 4: of them was like this woman in her thirties. So

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Speaker 4: I was on the phoon with my mom, like it's

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Speaker 4: this old lady coming and my mom was like, y'all

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Speaker 2: So my mom is dead to me.

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Speaker 4: And then like this twenty nine year old shit came

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Speaker 2: I liked her.

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Speaker 4: We connected and then I left the door open. Right

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Speaker 4: the door to my roommate's room opened, and I went

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Speaker 4: out and lived my best life.

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Speaker 2: And then when I got home, I put my keys down.

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Speaker 4: I walked barefoot across the living room and then I

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Speaker 4: was looking and I was like, what's that on the rug?

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Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god.

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Speaker 4: It's a mouse stuck on a mouse a glue trap.

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Speaker 3: Ell But it came out of my roommate's room because

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Speaker 3: it was over there stuck to the trap still like

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Speaker 3: it was this little, tiny mighty mouse that like threw

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Speaker 3: its body.

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Speaker 2: This is how many feet you think? This is six sixteen? No,

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Speaker 2: I'm about to leave. Let me pack you.

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Speaker 4: I don't have time, yo. The mouse was still alive

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Speaker 4: on the trap. I'm screaming. I walked by barefoot, and

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Speaker 4: it didn't say excuse me see this or nothing.

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Speaker 2: Well, this is the mouse's home. This is a mouse house. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: So I had to house.

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Speaker 4: So I had to wait for my my cousin the

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Speaker 4: next morning to come pick it up. So I was

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Speaker 4: an expert in having a dirty ass house.

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Speaker 2: That's probably why my roommate is leaving.

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Speaker 1: Definitely, that's not why I shut up, said you sure

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Speaker 1: that was her mouse? It's an investation of road.

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Speaker 2: Shut up, Sydney.

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Speaker 4: You are an infestation of roaches on my couch right now.

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Speaker 4: But this is our couch, bitch, that you and the

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Speaker 4: mouse's couch.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, will you stay on your side and I

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Speaker 3: stay on my mouse is like, shut.

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Speaker 2: Up, nigga.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, it was still alive in the morning when

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Speaker 4: my room my cousin came to throw it away.

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Speaker 2: Yikes. Well I'm glad it's dead. Wins Uh, I'll be

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Speaker 2: missing you.

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Speaker 1: Okay, they don't care about us anyway. What was I

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Speaker 1: an ex Yes? What were you an expert in?

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Speaker 3: I was an expert in living my best Caucasian life.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely.

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Speaker 3: I went to Newport, Rhode Island. It ate no black

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Speaker 3: folks there.

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Speaker 1: It was just two of us, me and the other

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Speaker 1: black person and it was wonderful.

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Speaker 2: Who was the other black person? Oh, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: She was at the show.

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Speaker 1: She was at a show and I was like, hey, sis,

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Speaker 1: she was probably like that Dove commercial where it was

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Speaker 1: like she was a dirty.

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Speaker 2: White woman sis or sister? Who is it? Who is

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Speaker 2: his ster wives?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I was the only black person there, but it was awesome.

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Speaker 1: They put me up in a nice ass hotels. It

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Speaker 1: was called Gurney's. Shout out to Gurney's for treating me

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Speaker 1: like I wasn't poor.

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Speaker 2: Kurnie say sometimes like the name of a nice anything.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't, but it is. And I walked in immediately,

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Speaker 1: I was like, who paying? Who's is this under me?

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Speaker 1: What was so nice about the hotel?

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Speaker 3: It was like right on the water so you can

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Speaker 3: see like the yes to go back.

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Speaker 4: What was so nice about the inside of the hotel?

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Speaker 4: They had like white people cleaning the rooms or something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they did actually, Oh all right.

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Speaker 1: The lady who came to change my towels was a

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Speaker 1: white Anglo sax Side Protestant lady.

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Speaker 3: They don't even have Spanish people. What's going on here?

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Speaker 2: No Asians know nothing nothing, Nathan's.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, I'm in there hanging out. I'm blasting my music.

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Speaker 1: Nobody told me to turn it down because they were like,

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Speaker 1: it's a negroid in there.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: They were like, let her be. She's the only one,

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Speaker 1: so let her be. But it actually the person who

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Speaker 1: was driving the shuttle was Haitian. There was another black

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Speaker 3: Guess what the shuttle was Mercedes Bend.

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Speaker 2: Don't yell into the thing like that because sorry, people everything.

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Speaker 2: I just got so excited. They're not listening. You said

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Speaker 2: you don't have been in a Mercedes Bends before Mercedes

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Speaker 2: I think I've been three. Who was calling you now?

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Speaker 2: This is terrible. It's a lot. Who the hell is that? Anyway?

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Speaker 1: Shut up, so listen. Anyway, I was there, The shuttle

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Speaker 1: was in Mercedes Ben. Yeah, you're really excited. I saw

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Speaker 1: it in your Instagram story. He's very excited about it.

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Speaker 1: The Haitian guy dropped me off. Then a white guy

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Speaker 1: comes to get me. He's old as hell, super old, and.

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Speaker 2: I fell back because I was like, oh, they got

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Speaker 2: this old white man work in this lake. So I tried.

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Speaker 2: I was like, hey, do you have Venmo? He was

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Speaker 2: like Venmo? I'm like I want to tip you. It's

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Speaker 2: like what's that. I'm like, do you have Venmo? And

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Speaker 2: he was actually, I'm a Sagittarius exactly exactly. I was like, well,

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Speaker 2: you don't want to tip. You wanted to venmo him

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Speaker 2: three dollars, he was like did because he's so old.

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Speaker 2: He was so almost like thank god white. But you know,

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Speaker 2: white people like look older than they are, so he

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Speaker 2: might not even have been that old.

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Speaker 3: Sis he was a good eighty five. No, if he

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Speaker 3: looked eighty five, that means he was probably sixty four.

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Speaker 2: Oh, shut out to all the.

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Speaker 3: White people that listen, and Maria's rude as head shout.

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Speaker 4: Out to all the white people listening with or without collagen. Uh,

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Speaker 4: with or without elasticity in their skin. Still shout out

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Speaker 4: to all our melonlist melanin list listeners.

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Speaker 1: So rude anyway, So that was I was an expert

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Speaker 1: in living my best Caucasian life, absolutely shuttling in a

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Speaker 1: Mercedes Binz.

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Speaker 2: I was on the water, you know, just not tipping people.

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Speaker 2: Very Caucasian.

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Speaker 4: It was quite beige, asking to speak to managers and stuff.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Alabaster.

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Speaker 2: I was very Alabaster.

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Speaker 3: So let's wrap this up. Speaking of Alabaster, our next

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Speaker 2: Oh absolutely not so sorry to disappoint, but she is.

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Speaker 4: Uh, she's great. You guys are really gonna enjoy her

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Speaker 4: And a comedian, and she is our runway runaway bride expert. Everybody,

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Speaker 4: it's April Storm Perry. Hey, April, Hey, April.

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Speaker 3: How's it going? Since you got a lot of names?

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Speaker 3: Do we have a lot of names?

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Speaker 2: April Storm is a middle name.

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Speaker 3: The storm is an unofficial middle name because I was

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Speaker 2: And unofficial middle name I means, it's not even on

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Speaker 4: It's on my headshot though, Sis, April Storm, you got

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Speaker 2: Yeah? April Tempest Perry, Wait, April.

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Speaker 3: April storl Storm, April Storm Perry, or we could just

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Speaker 3: go by April Storm, but I was eating it makes

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Speaker 3: me sound like a stripper. April Storm also sounds like

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Speaker 2: To be a stripper. Okay, Well, let's get into that.

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Speaker 2: Come away, come on into it. Lead you into that life.

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Speaker 3: I've always liked to tork. Okay, okay, I'm from North Carolina,

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Speaker 4: Oh shoot, I don't know, dude. I mean I can't

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Speaker 4: hold you. You look great, so I have no idea.

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Speaker 2: The thing is no my cleavage wait, I can see

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Speaker 4: For the Christian listeners, I'm not a part of this,

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Speaker 4: and you were just talking about getting your boobs done.

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Speaker 4: So please don't even act like like God ain't disappointed.

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Speaker 3: Whatever God wants to give me, I'm going to take it.

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Speaker 2: No, you already rejected the first titties. Don't like you? Please,

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Speaker 2: I was like, God, take those back. No, thank you.

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Speaker 2: You regifted your boos. I sure did. So you're thinking

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Speaker 3: I mean I want to I practice that I have like.

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Speaker 2: You go to like amateur night at the strip club.

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Speaker 3: No, I just practiced in front of my my mirror

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Speaker 2: Well, then we're all strippers.

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Speaker 3: Then no, no, no, no, but no, I can like

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Speaker 2: Don't you an actor? Comedian?

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Speaker 3: You don't have?

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Speaker 3: State? I have been so stressed out lately. Tworking is

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm trying to figure out how I want to

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Speaker 3: So again, my name is April Storm Perry because I

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Speaker 2: But the North Carolina. No, in Brooklyn, in Brooklyn? Okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: so you were born in Brooklyn, But then I moved.

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Speaker 3: To North Carolina, went out. I moved to North Carolina

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Speaker 3: when I was eight years old, and I went to

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Speaker 2: Back to New York h HBCU. No, I went to

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Speaker 3: I don't know, But like they was trying to get

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Speaker 2: She didn't know words like dell April intrigued a god exactly.

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Speaker 3: So when did you meet your husband boyfriend? Your maions Okay,

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Speaker 3: I met him. I met him in May of twenty eleven.

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Speaker 3: Isn't that hilarious? April and you met him in May.

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Speaker 4: Look at that literally any month that she said you

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Speaker 2: People be like, oh, is that why your mom named

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Speaker 4: I'm like, precisely, see, that's that's that's the kind of mom.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna be just real lazy, but be like, I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna I'm gonna give birth. Then I'm gonna look up

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Speaker 2: As soon as my baby is born, I'm gonna let

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Speaker 2: the baby decide. I'm like, whatever you want to be,

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Speaker 2: What's your baby's name? It's exotic.

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Speaker 4: It's tied, yes, but a little da little squiggly thing

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Speaker 2: So you met him in May. Where'd you guys meet?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: I met him on plenty of fish. Girl.

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Speaker 3: I know. It's just like the ghetto was Ghettos website.

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Speaker 2: It's a ghetto. It's just like you're pretty. You don't

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Speaker 2: need to do that. Well.

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Speaker 3: At the time, I had just got out of this

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Speaker 3: I'm not a serial dater.

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Speaker 2: I was Okay.

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Speaker 3: I met this dude at my job, and you know,

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Speaker 3: one thing led to another work and then he had

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Speaker 3: He was on a machine, coffee machine.

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Speaker 2: It was a two and one.

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Speaker 3: No. I was bartending at the time. So anyway, so so,

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Speaker 3: but so this dude, this dude was like Dominican, right,

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Speaker 3: and I was like, all about that Dominican penis.

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Speaker 4: Wait, what's the new Biance song whatever? You insert that

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Speaker 3: I was all about that. And then that turned into

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Speaker 3: a hot mess situation because because you worked with him

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Speaker 3: because I worked with him, But then, like I got,

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Speaker 3: I wound up getting fired from that job anyway.

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Speaker 2: Because April huh April April you truly are?

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Speaker 3: I know? I got fired because people didn't want to

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Speaker 3: that's the delusion of people right there, delusions of grandeur. No. No,

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Speaker 3: I got fired because I wound up going to Brazil

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Speaker 1: Would and they but they only granted you six days.

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Speaker 1: You said, I'm gonna take this extra full. Then she

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Speaker 3: But I'm an not be acquired three six days.

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Speaker 2: So so you was at it up ship that wasn't

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Speaker 3: No, I don't know why I got no really because

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Speaker 3: people used to hate on me and Carlos. See, no

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Speaker 3: Regina George Bartender. No, because no, Carlos was my manager. Okay,

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Speaker 3: and how did you You went on vacation with your manager,

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Speaker 3: but you were banging some other Carlos is gay, that's

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Speaker 3: what he says. He's definitely gay, but said that they

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Speaker 2: Like Carlos was, I also sleep with him.

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Speaker 3: Know what happened was he noticed that, like I was

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Speaker 3: into work with like make up on, like you know, putting.

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Speaker 2: My eyebrows on. You already had the you have to

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Speaker 2: I was made up to get it.

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Speaker 3: I was so digmatized over this penis is that you.

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Speaker 2: Needed to put. He hadn't already seen your real faces? Okay, no,

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Speaker 3: We hadn't We hadn't slept together at that point. We

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Speaker 3: what kind of drinks were you drinking? Girl, Michell?

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Speaker 2: No, No, what were we drinking?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, like probably tequila, something that we actually

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Speaker 2: White, Oh you roll play. See now I know why

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Speaker 2: you got married. Girls.

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Speaker 4: Wait, so you get back from Brazil, you get fired,

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Speaker 4: you and this dude from work still sleeping together?

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Speaker 2: Or No, I was. I was kind of chasing the

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Speaker 2: You don't do that. You need some polish pranks.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm totally.

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Speaker 2: This is all in the past. This is my journey.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I've definitely changed your truth. So then we wound

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Speaker 2: But then he wound up cheating on me. Absolutely. I mean,

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Speaker 3: Surprised at Carlos's house. Actually he cheated Carlos. No, not

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Speaker 3: with Carlos. Carlos was in the Hamptons when I found

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Speaker 2: Introduce us to Carlos. He sounds like he's living best.

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Speaker 3: I want a Spanish gay friend who got actually Brazilian

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Speaker 3: and I love him.

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Speaker 2: But he got money for Brazil and the Hampton's introduce

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Speaker 2: us to your friend.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so Carlos we met. He was my supervisor at

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Speaker 3: where it came. It's not open anymore.

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Speaker 2: It's called tow O two. Oh yeah, I never heard it.

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Speaker 3: So even though I got fired, when I put it

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Speaker 2: So that's perfect.

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Speaker 3: They have nobody to call, no references, nothing.

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Speaker 2: I love it. Yes, that's how you do it.

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Speaker 3: Girl.

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Speaker 2: Listen.

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Speaker 4: My whole bartending resume is like this place. And Peo

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Speaker 4: were like, what yist?

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Speaker 2: Thank you?

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Speaker 3: And Carlos we became instant friends because he was the

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Speaker 3: what was the Dominican doing?

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Speaker 2: What was his position.

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Speaker 3: He was?

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Speaker 2: If he was a butler, you gotta go. Was he

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Speaker 3: He was a bar Okay, thank you for the unofficial listening.

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Speaker 2: We are done.

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Speaker 3: He was so fresh off the boat too, girly spoke English.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but he probably was like really good at like baseball.

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Speaker 2: What did he look like?

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Speaker 3: He was he was like a skin okay, and he

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00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:33,760
Speaker 3: was tall. He was tall okay, And no, he was

444
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,640
Speaker 3: a bar back going and get listen.

445
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,480
Speaker 1: I don't want you to think I'm classes or whatnot,

446
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,920
Speaker 1: but I'm saying though, I know how much glasses and

447
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,439
Speaker 1: I know how much they make, and.

448
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,800
Speaker 2: It's not the same look.

449
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,720
Speaker 3: By the time I finished with him, he was a

450
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,560
Speaker 3: manager at another job that I want.

451
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:50,240
Speaker 2: Your pussy, your pussy upgrading, okay.

452
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:57,680
Speaker 3: That upper pussy, okay, exactly, oactly, So let's get into this.

453
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,440
Speaker 3: So you and he cheated on you, it on me.

454
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,359
Speaker 3: We broke up, okay. So then I was really sad

455
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:07,680
Speaker 3: and I kind of went on this. I was going

456
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:12,960
Speaker 3: a little wild for I had little hultation going on.

457
00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:16,680
Speaker 3: But to aid in that, my other Dominican friend, this

458
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,760
Speaker 3: girl is a girl named Carmen. She was like, you

459
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:21,080
Speaker 3: need to get on plenty of fish. And at the time,

460
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Speaker 3: what was.

461
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,600
Speaker 1: Her name, Carmen, Carmen, Carmen, My listeners out of here.

462
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,000
Speaker 1: Never listened to a bitch name.

463
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,560
Speaker 3: In Diego. And then at the time, like, I was

464
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:34,040
Speaker 3: also doing this workout program, so I did this whole

465
00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:37,320
Speaker 3: body transformation. So then I'm like, well, it's about to

466
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,000
Speaker 3: be summertime. I got this new fring, I got this

467
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:43,520
Speaker 3: new body, I got my haircut. I was I wasn't

468
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,159
Speaker 3: waste training at the time because it was a lot

469
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,199
Speaker 3: of time to no, no, no, I was working out.

470
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,960
Speaker 3: I did Brazil but lift, and then I wound up

471
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,720
Speaker 3: getting in the videos like I really got my radio. Yes,

472
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,399
Speaker 3: I'm in like the videos, the commercials, all that stuff.

473
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,840
Speaker 3: I got my life after I got over this penis.

474
00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,640
Speaker 3: So it was it was definitely you shout it out

475
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,000
Speaker 3: so the listeners can hear about this.

476
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:02,959
Speaker 2: What does this workout?

477
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:06,560
Speaker 3: Brazil butt lift? This is beach body. I have another

478
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,479
Speaker 3: Brazilian friend named Leandro Carval.

479
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,400
Speaker 2: Can he do the podcast?

480
00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:16,320
Speaker 3: Well it's not free, but y'all can always come to

481
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:21,160
Speaker 3: my free class because I teach in his studio. Okay, yeah,

482
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:25,320
Speaker 3: it's fun. Yeah, it's really really fun. So my body

483
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:28,480
Speaker 3: was looking real good, so Carmen convinced me to get

484
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,960
Speaker 3: on plenty of fish. So I had posted, like, you know,

485
00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:35,040
Speaker 3: just normal pictures of my face since and then yeah,

486
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,280
Speaker 3: see when what will say normal pictures that they face?

487
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,320
Speaker 3: Trust me, the cleavage was in there as well.

488
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:43,480
Speaker 2: What you had this versace dress on? I have no, Like,

489
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,879
Speaker 2: this is not boom, so I don't have to world.

490
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,800
Speaker 3: You put that Victoria's secret very sexy push up.

491
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,200
Speaker 2: It happens. I don't believe it. You'd be putting chicken

492
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:53,000
Speaker 2: coutlors in there.

493
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,400
Speaker 3: Okay, chicken cutlets sometimes.

494
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,840
Speaker 2: Okay, I used to do.

495
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,119
Speaker 3: That, but it's still don't be like the line. The

496
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,800
Speaker 3: only time I can have the line as if I

497
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,800
Speaker 3: like contoured on with some makeup on a bread chest.

498
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:07,400
Speaker 2: I did.

499
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,760
Speaker 3: I Actually I did this short film one time and

500
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,560
Speaker 3: I had to like I was supposed to be in

501
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,760
Speaker 3: like the sex scene. So I was like, well, I'm

502
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,760
Speaker 3: not going topless. So we had like duct taped and

503
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,560
Speaker 3: put all this extra stuff on and then the guy

504
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,720
Speaker 3: had put some like contouring on my boob.

505
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:22,280
Speaker 2: So I was looking.

506
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,440
Speaker 3: I was supposed to be prostitute.

507
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 2: April, I can't, where are we going with this? Okay,

508
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:30,800
Speaker 2: so plenty of fish. You meet this man, yes, okay, So.

509
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,800
Speaker 3: We met and like we got into a relationship and

510
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,399
Speaker 3: it was great. But the thing is he was the

511
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,680
Speaker 3: exact opposite of the Dominican dude.

512
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:42,240
Speaker 2: So he was white. No no, so he was a

513
00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:43,920
Speaker 2: legal city okay, no crazy, No.

514
00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:49,119
Speaker 3: When I say exact opposite. I mean in type like no, no, no, no,

515
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:53,159
Speaker 3: my husband and he's a good looking man. And actually

516
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:57,479
Speaker 3: he's from Dominica. No, the place that people think you're

517
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:58,680
Speaker 3: saying wrong when you say it.

518
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:02,880
Speaker 4: Yes, and they don't identify as brown. But y'all are

519
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,600
Speaker 4: Dominikins are black? He identifies as black.

520
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:07,720
Speaker 2: Okay, No, but I met a.

521
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,880
Speaker 3: Lot of No, you're thinking of Dominicans, they don't think

522
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 3: that they're black. No.

523
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 1: When I went to college, there was a lot of

524
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,240
Speaker 1: them in there from Massachusetts, and they don't think that

525
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:17,920
Speaker 1: they're black.

526
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 2: In Massachusetts and you're not Massachusetts. Yeah, it was Massachusetts.

527
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 3: So anyway, so yeah, we got into a relationship and we.

528
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,160
Speaker 2: Dated for well, where was the first date? The first day?

529
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:31,080
Speaker 3: Oh god, okay, you're asking the real question than the

530
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,000
Speaker 3: first date. He was like, we're just gonna meet up

531
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,680
Speaker 3: and talk. I was like, okay, he wanted to get

532
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 3: to know you girl. He ain't have no money and

533
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,440
Speaker 3: he wanted to get to like, you know, I don't

534
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,440
Speaker 3: know he was so basically, so we met up in

535
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,680
Speaker 3: the city, right and then when we had got he

536
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:49,080
Speaker 3: was he was drinking Starbucks and then we went into

537
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:53,399
Speaker 3: Ricky's oh, and because I was doing a photo shoot

538
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:55,960
Speaker 3: earlier that day, right, so I was looking cute. But

539
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,480
Speaker 3: the photo shoot was at some crazy park in like

540
00:23:58,800 --> 00:23:59,679
Speaker 3: Washington Heights.

541
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 2: Was crazy. That was somebody's model Mayhem profile. Actually, I

542
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 2: didn't meet the dude on Model Mayhem.

543
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:13,120
Speaker 3: April, I am picking up with you. I didn't meet

544
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:16,159
Speaker 3: the dude on Model Mayhem. It's seven days, seven nights, photographers,

545
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,639
Speaker 3: I got you. This is about to be This is

546
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 3: too much information. The funny part is I had to

547
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 3: take a dump, like really really bad April during the

548
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,679
Speaker 3: first day before he met up.

549
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,200
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, where am I going to go?

550
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,960
Speaker 2: The street? No, I had to go to the starting I.

551
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 3: Mean everybody goes there. So it's actually that's the best

552
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,879
Speaker 3: place to do it. Because so you blow up the

553
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 3: Starbucks bathroom and you come out, he's standing right there. Yeah,

554
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,240
Speaker 3: it's pretty much.

555
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 2: That's so wild.

556
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 3: I was like, wait, yeah, So anyway, so that's what happened.

557
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,119
Speaker 3: So then we went to Ricky's and we took a

558
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 3: little walk, and then we went to get something to eat.

559
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 3: We went to this place called Friend of the Farmer.

560
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 2: The Table. Yeah.

561
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 3: He was like, you know, oh, you know this is

562
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 3: one of my favorite spots. Like many how many dollar

563
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:05,440
Speaker 3: signs on yep? I don't know. I don't know how many.

564
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 3: I know that we got so here, we get there

565
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:13,200
Speaker 3: and we got drinks, appetizer, entree, dessert.

566
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 1: Oh, let you get all of those things, all those things. Okay,

567
00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:19,400
Speaker 1: that was a good day. So no, but because when

568
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 1: they say, let's can we want to split some apps up?

569
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,640
Speaker 2: Gotta go. That's not enough.

570
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,200
Speaker 3: But that's not all that happened though. So at the

571
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 3: end of the day here I am, I'm trying to

572
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,879
Speaker 3: be like politically correct, and I was like, oh you

573
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:32,680
Speaker 3: want to split it?

574
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 2: No one good? And well I didn't have any money. See,

575
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 2: I don't believe in PC culture.

576
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 3: So yeah, but what's wrong with you? Yeah, exactly. But

577
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 3: then he was like, yeah, I guess that's fair.

578
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:45,159
Speaker 2: I was so mad. Yes, I guess that's fair. You

579
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:45,919
Speaker 2: marry him.

580
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 3: I was so mad, and I was like, I'm never

581
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,639
Speaker 3: going out with this dude again. And then when you know,

582
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 3: the waitress comes over, I'm trying to like drop hints.

583
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 3: I'm like, I hope my card goes through. Like sill

584
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 3: didn't pick that up.

585
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,359
Speaker 2: Bro, that's terrible. He also didn't pick Up the Chicks.

586
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,880
Speaker 3: Then I had decided I was never going to see

587
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 3: him again, okay, because I feel like you should have

588
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:09,639
Speaker 3: went with that, trust your first instant, but no, but

589
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 3: he contacted me again and he wasn't like a bugaboo.

590
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 3: So we wound up getting He kept on asking if

591
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,920
Speaker 3: I wanted to do different things, and I was like no,

592
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 3: but then he was like, oh, you want to go

593
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 3: to the Roots concert. So I was like, okay, okay,

594
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 3: I could go with that, and so that got my attention.

595
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 3: For whatever reason, we wound up not going to the

596
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 3: Roots concert. I don't know what happened. I can remember no, no, no,

597
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:34,159
Speaker 3: we hadn't and I waited with him lesson and it's like,

598
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,679
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be out here thoughting it out.

599
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,680
Speaker 2: How long did you wait? Two weeks?

600
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,879
Speaker 3: Like like two and a half months.

601
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:50,160
Speaker 2: WHOA, that sounds like, yeah, told you I had grown mature. Yeah,

602
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 2: like I want to keep this one. I mean, he's

603
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,480
Speaker 2: not picking up the check, but you know what I'm saying.

604
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 3: It was funny because the next the next date, like

605
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 3: he kind of got that like I like to eat

606
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 3: like and he needs to be paying.

607
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,400
Speaker 2: So after that it was cool. It was cool.

608
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 3: How did he How did he realize that when your

609
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 3: car was declined and.

610
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,639
Speaker 4: You kept ordering stuff, the guest car has been declined,

611
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 4: she was take something else.

612
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,359
Speaker 3: And trust me, had I known I was gonna be

613
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 3: paying half, there's no way I would have got drinks, appetizers,

614
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 3: entrees and dessert. When you're paying for yourself, you get

615
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,719
Speaker 3: you order what Sydney and being a coffee coffee coffee?

616
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 3: When I do coffee food and you get free refills?

617
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 3: I asked up toimes, do you get refills? Yes, I'll

618
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 3: take a car. No, I would probably at least get

619
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 3: like French fries because I always need to have something

620
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 3: to eat because I'm greedy. Or you could split an

621
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 3: app or you split an entree.

622
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 2: Actually, hey, do you want to get the steak? You

623
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 2: never cut up like you ever, Julian.

624
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:49,400
Speaker 3: Some steaks you can actually you can actually ask them

625
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 3: to do that in the bag. They steakhouses. Yeah, they

626
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 3: do that in the bag.

627
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

628
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 3: Oh did you learn that with your new boot or

629
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,639
Speaker 3: what's no? No, no, no, I've learned that from just

630
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 3: being broke long enough? All right, So where was I

631
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 3: Where was I gonna say? So?

632
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 2: I feel like you?

633
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,640
Speaker 4: So you said, he the next time he took you out,

634
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 4: he got it, he got it, and he paid. I

635
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,359
Speaker 4: feel like we need it fast forward, Yeah, we do.

636
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 4: I just want to know, So, how long did you

637
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:13,920
Speaker 4: guys date for?

638
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 2: Five years? Five years?

639
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 3: Marie?

640
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 2: We were friends for three. I feel like five years.

641
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,400
Speaker 2: I feel like in five years, I won't even know you. Yeah,

642
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be brand new. Yeah, me too. You're gonna

643
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,879
Speaker 2: be like LaTavia and I'm gonna be Beyonce.

644
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 3: No, bitch, Oh, you've got a lot of nerves, gonna

645
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 3: you're gonna be LaToya Lugget.

646
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm gonna be Beyonce as well.

647
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna cut out every picture that I'm gonna

648
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 3: just posted.

649
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, like those two, I'm just saying, like

650
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 4: those people can't even say.

651
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 2: That they know Beyonce.

652
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's gonna be us in

653
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 3: five years.

654
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 1: Yep.

655
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 4: But you could be Beyonce too, exactly. I'll be like,

656
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 4: you got a lot of fucking nerve. Bitch, I don't

657
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 4: even know that's what her name is. It's Octavia. It's

658
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 4: Octagon is the chick from the Help, same thing. Okay,

659
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 4: So five years you're together.

660
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 3: I mean, but and he proposed in December of twenty fifteen,

661
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 3: and we had a year and a half engagement only

662
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 3: because of money. And I didn't want to wait a

663
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 3: year because I didn't want to get married in the wintertime.

664
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 4: So yeah, okay, very bright zial, So talk to me

665
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 4: about uh no, who wants to get married in the wintertime.

666
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 4: My friend, my god sister, got married in the wintertime

667
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,479
Speaker 4: and her marriage ended in divorce.

668
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 3: So I got married in the spring.

669
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 2: And well, how did he propost?

670
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 3: I was in Brooklyn because I teach improv acting to

671
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 3: incarcerated youth rights.

672
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 2: Do you have a lot?

673
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 3: I do?

674
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 2: I do a lot?

675
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 3: You were always on the go, hustle, hustle, hustle.

676
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 2: I've never got no money. So are these incarcerated youths

677
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 2: supposed to pay for improv? Yes? Is it the city paying?

678
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 2: We get grants.

679
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 3: It's a nonprofits okay, so Bloomberg paying. Yeah. I teach

680
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 3: it with the organization that's already established, which is actually

681
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 3: my friend's organization. So anyway, so we had a Christmas

682
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 3: eve show in in in Brownsville.

683
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's that's awful for those that are listening.

684
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: Brownsville is like the wire if it was in Yeah,

685
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 1: pretty much.

686
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

687
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 3: So he because I knew that he had, like he

688
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 3: had already talked to my mom to like get this

689
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 3: ring and stuff, and I'm like, damn, it's like it's

690
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 3: about to be the end of twenty fifteen.

691
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 2: Oh you know he spoke around because your mother snitched

692
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 2: or he told you.

693
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 3: My mom kind of like, oh, come on, mother, what's

694
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 3: her name?

695
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 2: Faith?

696
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 3: Faith?

697
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 2: A little faith? You have a little faith?

698
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 1: Faith.

699
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 3: I mean he kind of made it obvious because my

700
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 3: mother had come to New York. I think it was

701
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 3: Mother's Day and.

702
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 2: He was on the phone like, don't forget the ring.

703
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 3: So anyway, So so anyway, so we had a we

704
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 3: had a show, and then after the show, I had

705
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 3: convinced him to come to the show with me because

706
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 3: we were there for a while in Brownsville.

707
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 2: You bring to Brownsville, Wow, you don't want to live. Huh,

708
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 2: you don't want him to live either.

709
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 3: Look. But then after the show, my other friends had

710
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 3: convinced us to go to Long Island or some shit

711
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 3: Long Island to go to their house for Chris for

712
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 3: a Christmas party. So we walk from where we were

713
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 3: through like East New York, which I thought I was

714
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 3: literally about to die in April. You walked, yeah, because

715
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 3: we couldn't find a cab.

716
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 2: There was no cab because they know not to go

717
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 2: to East New York. Yeah, I don't.

718
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 3: I don't blame them. There was no lift, no uber,

719
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 3: no nothing. They turned off the app when they passed

720
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 3: through the neighborhood. It's not available. So so anyway, so yeah,

721
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 3: so we walk over to the train station.

722
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 2: We get there.

723
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 3: I did not know that he had the ring on

724
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 3: him the whole time.

725
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 2: Oh he was. He was ready to get rid.

726
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 3: But you okay, you had a bigger walking with the

727
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 3: rain in Brownsville. In Brownsville, that should.

728
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 2: Be a Lifetime Channel movie. This is that sounds like

729
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 2: an episode of Fear Factory.

730
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 3: Yeah no really, I thought I was gonna die, like

731
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 3: I never feel.

732
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, Christmas.

733
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 3: So you had the little puffer jackets on him, Yeah,

734
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 3: a bunch of dirty ass Snow what did I have on?

735
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 3: She had a little she had a little half coat on,

736
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 3: halfway cute baby fat. She had a baby fat but

737
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 3: it was like a crap top coat I had.

738
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 2: With my butt out.

739
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 1: Of course already, right, definitely knew that. So you get

740
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 1: to the train station, He's like, I'm so happy to

741
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 1: be alive. I want to spend the rest of my

742
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 1: years with you. No, no, no, So anyway, so then

743
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: we get to my friend's house. We're both at this point,

744
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: like really really hungry and like in a bad mood.

745
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,239
Speaker 1: So we get our food, we get drinks, and then

746
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: people are like partying in the other room, and then

747
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: we're in the kitchen. I was going to get another

748
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 1: drink and it finally it was just me and him,

749
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 1: and he was like, oh, you know, I always like,

750
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 1: I always have to wait on you. Because he had

751
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 1: to wait on me for the show to start when

752
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 1: we were in Brownsville. He probably waited like an hour

753
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 1: and a half, almost two hours.

754
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 3: Oh girl, I would have left your ass years. Yeah

755
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 3: you know, I got good pussies, but not.

756
00:32:55,600 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 2: Enough for the Dominicans come through. Okay, I got.

757
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 3: Receipt right So so anyway, so then he was like,

758
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 3: you always have to wait on you. While I was

759
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 3: waiting on you, like, I started to write you a poem.

760
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 3: So he was like, you want to hear the poem,

761
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 3: So he read the nolum to me, y.

762
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: Thank you, and then I don't want a haiku. I

763
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 1: don't want none of you, don't want you, don't want

764
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 1: five syllables. I don't want no love Jones in here,

765
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: No Brother to the Night. I'm all set Brother to

766
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 1: the night. No raising in the sun.

767
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 2: Now that's funny.

768
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 3: I read so yeah, so he read the poem. The

769
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 3: end of the poem was will you marry me? And

770
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 3: then he proposed yes, he.

771
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 2: Proposed Okay, so let's get into this runaway bride situation.

772
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 3: Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm tired, so will

773
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 3: you marry me? Pretty much.

774
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 2: That was beautiful.

775
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 3: It was freaking poetic, poetic I'm tired, so will you

776
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 3: marry me? Yeah, that's pretty much what it was. But

777
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 3: at the time, like I couldn't see any of this

778
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 3: because we had been together so long, and I guess

779
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 3: I feel like I kind of.

780
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 2: Like you felt like it was it was happening the

781
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 2: way it was supposed to happen.

782
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're almost like if you if you're with somebody

783
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 3: so long and it's like, even though it's wrong, that's

784
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:13,759
Speaker 3: your normal, you know what I mean. Okay, he was

785
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 3: hitting me from the start, so like this is I

786
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 3: don't know anything else but it he was beating my

787
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 3: ass from the beginning. So this is not I mean,

788
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 3: that's how Tina Turner felt. Okay, like that's her normal, you.

789
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: Know what I mean.

790
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 3: I mean it definitely wasn't an abusive relationship or anything like.

791
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: Sorry, listeners, I didn't want to get that confused. No, no,

792
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 1: I just had to be clear that too far.

793
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 3: But it was like, I don't know, it's just like

794
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 3: it was stuff that I hadn't seen. But and the

795
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 3: other thing is it's because like I had a history

796
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 3: of dating dudes that weren't there and weren't responsible. Like

797
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 3: when I started dating him, I thought that he was

798
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 3: like the one, and I thought.

799
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 1: This, you know, because this is the first one that

800
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: wasn't doing all the other ship the other dudes were doing.

801
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 3: And that's where you fucked up. You gotta get he

802
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,839
Speaker 3: has to get the He has to start you off

803
00:34:58,920 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 3: with how you're.

804
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: Supposed to be a relationship, and then you move to

805
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: another relationship, and so it just gets better and better.

806
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 2: You level up.

807
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 3: It's levels to this good levels to this.

808
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing.

809
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 3: I was also seeing a therapist at the time, and

810
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:17,800
Speaker 3: like you caraist was like it was like, oh, she

811
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 3: was like an upper upper west Side or upper east

812
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 3: Side with your father, so you know, obviously like you're

813
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 3: searching for a man who you know kind of like

814
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 3: you've been dating men who were unavailable because your father

815
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 3: was unavailable.

816
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 2: So all that she'd been like, no, they just had

817
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 2: good dick, you know, all that kind of like mad.

818
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 3: It's through all that made me that I was like

819
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 3: doing the wrong thing. So I was like, obviously he's

820
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 3: the right you know, he's the right person for me.

821
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 4: Okay, so let's get into the story, the actual story

822
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 4: that made me feel like, dude, you got to be here.

823
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 4: You're you're you're the expert in this, so you are engaged, right,

824
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 4: walk us through what happened to like kind of shift

825
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 4: everything a little bit.

826
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 3: All right, well this is hard to talk about, but

827
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 3: I'll say it.

828
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 2: Wat you alive, You're ready. It was already at the

829
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 2: tip of tongue tongue.

830
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 3: So you.

831
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,720
Speaker 2: Do you need a moment, You need some water? About

832
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 2: to cry? There is no there's a no listen there.

833
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,800
Speaker 2: Mice are allowed in this house, but no tears.

834
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 3: Okay, Marie sham Wow's all tears, all listeners, listeners just

835
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 3: with sidebar. No one's ever cried on this podcast, no

836
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 3: one ever, like, not even close as mean as we

837
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 3: are to the guests. Sometimes they don't even look they

838
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:39,760
Speaker 3: cry outside.

839
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 2: Uh huh.

840
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,840
Speaker 3: But I'm not about to cry though. Okay, Yeah, I

841
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 3: was just thinking about, like, damn, how much am I

842
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,400
Speaker 3: actually going to you know, share on the.

843
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 2: We got thirty you got thirty minutes worth of sharing to.

844
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 3: Do, so okay. So basically, my a couple of my

845
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 3: friends came in town to help me find a wedding dress.

846
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 2: Did you have like a like a type of dress

847
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 2: in mind, like a maid or a Cinderella.

848
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,239
Speaker 3: I didn't know what I wanted. I went to day

849
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 3: with no I went to client felt, okay, excuse me, no,

850
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 3: you take a childn't have no money. But I'm broken,

851
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 3: boujie honey, like so you broken, foolish. I got it

852
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 3: because I went to the sample sale and I actually

853
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 3: found a brand new dress that was supposed to be

854
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 3: three thousand dollars. Nobody had ever even tried it on,

855
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 3: and it was like a marzanino. It fit like a

856
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 3: tea like it was really really cute. I had a

857
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 3: beautiful dress how much was the sample nine ninety nine.

858
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 3: I think that was the best choice you ever made

859
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 3: the entire podcast. Also, you should also strip. That's my

860
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 3: other thing that I think that you should.

861
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: Look.

862
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 2: That's a good choice all times is rough think about it.

863
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:49,880
Speaker 3: But because I work with kids, I don't think I

864
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:53,320
Speaker 3: would be like a good yeah yeah yeah yeah. So anyway,

865
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 3: but maybe Barton in a strip club because that's not

866
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 3: really stripping anyway. So so I got my dress and

867
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 3: then after that, me and my friends went to a concert.

868
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 3: We went to the Drake concert. We had like front

869
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 3: row seats these tickets. One of one of my friends

870
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,359
Speaker 3: got the tickets. Okay, so who was it a man?

871
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 3: Because the way you said it, you said it was

872
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 3: one of my friends, Carlos.

873
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 2: You know, Carlos. Carlos did get me a pair of

874
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 2: Christian labutins.

875
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 3: Though a little bit.

876
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 2: Did you say the butants? Yeah, the blutants.

877
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna because I would rather say the butens,

878
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 3: the butens that I mean, listen, we all knew what

879
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,720
Speaker 3: you what you been, y'all know what I'm talking about.

880
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 3: Sounded too real though, it sounds like that's how exactly

881
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 3: how you say.

882
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 2: That is how I say. That's exactly how I say.

883
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 3: I'm not going to be one of those annoying people

884
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 3: and talking like this, And I'm like, oh yeah, and

885
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 3: Carlos actually got.

886
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 2: Me a pair of.

887
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 1: You know what.

888
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 4: I feel like we're missing the point here. Not only

889
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 4: can you not say the word, but Carlos got a

890
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 4: pair of lub yo?

891
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 2: When is he free? Can we set up meeting with him?

892
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 1: I honestly just want to interview we have and see

893
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 1: if I did in there as a friend.

894
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 2: He sounds like he's like a great friend expert on

895
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 2: his friend. He really is gay pain and he don't

896
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 2: want to fuck. Yeah, he's a freaking fantastic Yeah, amazing.

897
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 2: So you wore those for the wedding?

898
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:14,800
Speaker 3: Oh yeah for the wedding.

899
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 2: They're perfect too.

900
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 3: So anyway, vote. Me and my friends and went to

901
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 3: a concert. We went to the straight concert, so we

902
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 3: was feeling ourselves. We was looking real cute or whatever.

903
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 3: And then we went back to the room and we

904
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,360
Speaker 3: was just you know, drunk, chilling or whatever, and we

905
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 3: was sleeping three two. It was three of us in

906
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 3: the bed because we only had a king sized bed,

907
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 3: so it was me, my friend and my other friends

908
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 3: sleep in the opposite women.

909
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 2: I don't like any of my friends that much are

910
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 2: supping an air mattress before. Yeah, and I ended up

911
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 2: on the shower.

912
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 3: Remember you were like, you're taking all the cover and

913
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 3: you're taking up all the air mattress. But I was

914
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 3: used to it because these are like, these are friends

915
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 3: that I've known for a long time. Then they're like

916
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,359
Speaker 3: my my travel friends, and we go with all these

917
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 3: trips together that we would go on them. So this

918
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 3: wasn't nothing new. So basically, something happened between a friend and.

919
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:14,319
Speaker 2: I wait, while the other friend was sleeping. Sis.

920
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 1: Okay, we got to go to a short commercial break

921
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 1: because bitch, I am not red tagg red tag.

922
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 2: So you had a little let's be honest moment with

923
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 2: a friend.

924
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:26,960
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, but the other friend was also in the bed,

925
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 4: That's what I'm upset about it.

926
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 2: But her feet was she was April storm mess. I

927
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:39,360
Speaker 2: can't April storm miss. She was sleeping in the opposite direction, Okay,

928
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 2: don't matter. Yeah, but the bed, the bed was moving

929
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:44,319
Speaker 2: and she was on the bed.

930
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 1: Okay, well, let's be instill do too much so you

931
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,440
Speaker 1: could do a lot without doing too much movement.

932
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:53,279
Speaker 2: But I don't want to do too much.

933
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 3: It wasn't all like that.

934
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 2: It's not like you guys were just like nicking out,

935
00:40:58,680 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 2: like you know.

936
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 3: I touched her heavy, heavy, pet.

937
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: Heavy.

938
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 3: It was like high school again. It was like high

939
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,759
Speaker 3: school again. And I've never had like I'm not like

940
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 3: one of those people who was like, you know, go

941
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 3: to the club grinding all your girls.

942
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 2: Nothing like that.

943
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 3: Nails clean, looking at your neil, they not.

944
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 2: Approved.

945
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,319
Speaker 3: These are my accent nails right here.

946
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 2: Look I just move. Okay, they don't look gay enough.

947
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 2: She's saying that they need to be a little more

948
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:32,320
Speaker 2: blood cut. Oh like Marie, Marika, they need to be

949
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:32,839
Speaker 2: more gay.

950
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:37,359
Speaker 3: Your nails. She's saying that they're they're too pretty. They're

951
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 3: too long too. I like this.

952
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,400
Speaker 2: No, no, no, but the woman like that did she

953
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,880
Speaker 2: liked that? WHOA? I don't know.

954
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 3: We want to Actually, I'm so y'all do some heavy

955
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,880
Speaker 3: petting and in the morning you wake up and you're like,

956
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 3: well that's never gonna wait. Y'all didn't even do anything,

957
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 3: and that was enough for you.

958
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,839
Speaker 2: I gotta leave my man. I just want a heavy pet.

959
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 3: No. No, this was just a start. I was like, okay,

960
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 3: this could I don't know where this came from. But

961
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 3: this can never happen again.

962
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 2: Ever.

963
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's like, you know, this really can't ever

964
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 3: happen again. Okay, ten hours later it happens again. So

965
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,800
Speaker 3: that makes me want to throw up because any of

966
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 3: my friends, Oh please, is that what she for me? Yo?

967
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 3: We're not shut the whole podcast. I am all my

968
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 3: friends are gross.

969
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 2: Gross, that's funny. So what happened? What happened? So?

970
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 3: So then basically during the course of the engagement, the

971
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 3: friend who was sleeping in the opposite direction, she wound

972
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,880
Speaker 3: up bowing out of the wedding, like she was my

973
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 3: best friend and she like text she said, I know

974
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,359
Speaker 3: you have messy ass what she was doing in bed,

975
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 3: and I don't want to be a part of it.

976
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 2: Oh that's why she bought out.

977
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 3: No, she was way more of a mess than I

978
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 3: ever was. So why does she bow She bowed out

979
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 3: of the wedding because she had a messy situation where

980
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 3: she wound up dating one of her friend's boyfriends, and

981
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,320
Speaker 3: then from there she kind of distanced herself from me

982
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 3: and my other friends. Oh because she felt bad or

983
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 3: because she just was having this other secret relationship with somebody.

984
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:18,959
Speaker 2: That y'all knew.

985
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 3: No, it wasn't anybody that I knew, because she lives

986
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 3: in Florida, So it was one of her friends live

987
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 3: in Florida. But anyway, she wound up bound out because

988
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 3: we didn't really like the guy. But that's not why

989
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 3: I told her that she couldn't bring him. It was

990
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 3: because we was trying to keep our costs down. So

991
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 3: if you wasn't married, you couldn't bring a plus one

992
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 3: if you were like in.

993
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 2: I get it.

994
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, because she was like in my wedding party too,

995
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 3: and like a big part of my family, so I

996
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 3: figured that she wouldn't take it personal. But I had

997
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 3: told her that she can bring a plus one, right,

998
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,239
Speaker 3: but I wanted her plus one to be her son,

999
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 3: who's my godson.

1000
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 1: So, girl, you're asking for a lot for a wedding

1001
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,919
Speaker 1: that didn't even happen. Waited did happen?

1002
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1003
00:43:58,400 --> 00:43:59,800
Speaker 2: If you stop asking questions, did you get to the

1004
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 2: end the story? Yeah?

1005
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 3: So basically, So basically, my friend one of my friends

1006
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 3: dropped out of the wedding, one of my best friends,

1007
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 3: my other friends, where something happened between us, like we

1008
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 3: wound up getting closer because she was helping me plan

1009
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 3: the wedding.

1010
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 2: This needs to be a movie.

1011
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 3: I'm working on it. Okay, okay, but if you need

1012
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 3: me to be the other friend, let me know.

1013
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 2: And I'll be the friend that leaves like the bed

1014
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 2: is moving weird. That's funny.

1015
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 3: That so so anyway, So yeah, we got closer and

1016
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 3: then like my feelings for her changed from being just

1017
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,920
Speaker 3: friendly feelings to more romantic feelings.

1018
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 2: How she looks, she's beautiful. No, let me see it.

1019
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:53,320
Speaker 3: I mean we fly. So I mean I said you

1020
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 3: are fly. I agree with you, but I just want

1021
00:44:56,120 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 3: to see your friend like a pretty queen Latifa or like.

1022
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:05,839
Speaker 3: People say that we look Everybody says that we look

1023
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 3: like sisters.

1024
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 2: That's gross, but we're not.

1025
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 3: We're not. I'm just trying to tell you. I will

1026
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 3: tell you that I when I first like was gay,

1027
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 3: When I was first gay, when I was first gay,

1028
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 3: I would only hook up with like white or Spanish

1029
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,359
Speaker 3: girls because I felt like if I dated a black woman,

1030
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:25,839
Speaker 3: it felt like being with my sister.

1031
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 2: You were only dating white women. Yeah, ma, oh my goodness,

1032
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 2: did I not.

1033
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 4: Tell you that?

1034
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 2: No, I feel like I've mentioned that. I feel like

1035
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 2: you betrayed a piece.

1036
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 3: Of me is.

1037
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 2: Oh wow, she is.

1038
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 4: She is gorgeous talking about wait hold on, I need

1039
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 4: to see this photo also, but also can you tell

1040
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:49,839
Speaker 4: us she is really pretty Sidney people listening can't see

1041
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:50,240
Speaker 4: the photos.

1042
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna we're gonna tagger on it. She's gonna

1043
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: be on official expert page. No, I think you should

1044
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 1: tagger on it.

1045
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:59,439
Speaker 3: Okay, look at a little hippoph sis.

1046
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 2: That's the right, worry girl.

1047
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 1: April good for April storm to tornado mess, good for you,

1048
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 1: April storm tornado?

1049
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 2: Miss Why did my brother.

1050
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,240
Speaker 3: Used to call me tornado because I had a temper?

1051
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 4: So like, yeah, okay, so after y'all got closer than

1052
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 4: what this whole time this is happening, your fiance is

1053
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 4: like trying to.

1054
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:21,800
Speaker 3: Convince me not to get married.

1055
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,800
Speaker 2: Okay, is she a lesbian? No she's not.

1056
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:28,080
Speaker 3: So this just this is your first rodeo, Like we

1057
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 3: actually just fell for each other, like I really thought

1058
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 3: we all known each other. We've known each other for

1059
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 3: seventeen years. Seventeen years, and you never looked at her

1060
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:38,840
Speaker 3: like damn, I'm yeah, never and I never looked at

1061
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 3: any woman like that.

1062
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 2: I mean even I'd be like she's pretty.

1063
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:44,399
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, but not like in a sexual way,

1064
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:46,719
Speaker 3: like damn, I'm trying to fuck I mean nobody. I

1065
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 3: don't look at any I don't look dudes like yeah, asexual, okay,

1066
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 3: and so am I no. I mean, but it wasn't

1067
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 3: it's not that. It's just like we just got closer

1068
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 3: and I was going I was in a vulnerable state,

1069
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 3: like trying. It was so much stress trying to plan

1070
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 3: for the wedding, and I felt like the things that

1071
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:10,840
Speaker 3: my fiance at the time and I weren't like agreeing

1072
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 3: on it was just kind of pushing us apart. So

1073
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 3: I was really confused. So here I am trying to

1074
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 3: get married, figuring that I'm doing the right thing by

1075
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 3: getting married and this is the path that I need

1076
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 3: to go on. However, at the same time dealing with wait,

1077
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 3: what the fuck I've never even been with a girl?

1078
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 2: Am I lesbian? So I'm nowhere friend.

1079
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 3: It was like a whole bunch of different emotions going on.

1080
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:35,240
Speaker 3: It was, and I didn't tell anybody. I told nobody.

1081
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 2: Nowhere in though, what did the white ladies say?

1082
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 1: No, a new.

1083
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 3: Therapist, she's not whait. She kind of just listened and

1084
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:44,800
Speaker 3: supported me. See, this is why you can't be spending

1085
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 3: one hundred and twenty dollars an hour. Oh I need

1086
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 3: some answer, let me let me know what to do.

1087
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 3: By this time, by this time this therapist, I was

1088
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 3: on medicaid. I ain't even have to pay for it.

1089
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 3: And I got a free metro card waiting, what a

1090
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 3: free two way metro card every time I went, girl,

1091
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 3: I'll go to therapy just for that.

1092
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,800
Speaker 2: Dude, me too, state the cars for the train.

1093
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 4: So hold on, So nowhere in this process did you think,

1094
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:11,720
Speaker 4: oh I shouldn't get married.

1095
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 3: No, because I was kind of like really self shaming

1096
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 3: myself about Like I just was like, I just need

1097
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 3: to stop having these feelings for her. Okay, wait, he

1098
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:25,840
Speaker 3: was trying to be uh delivered delivered. I was just

1099
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 3: I was just in major denial. I was in major denial.

1100
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 1: So wait, y'all, would y'all with heavy pet when did

1101
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 1: y'all actually have sex the day after?

1102
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 3: No? No, you're trying to you're trying to make sure

1103
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 3: the time frame for the ship that you've been saying, Okay,

1104
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 3: let see you so you ain't gotta say, but like

1105
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 3: it was, it wasn't about the sex, Okay, but when

1106
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 3: y'all had sex, how was that? It's a beautiful experience

1107
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 3: she brought. She busted out that Hashi Tashi Tashi, that

1108
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 3: the magic wand did you have that girl?

1109
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 2: Good magic Wand.

1110
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 3: What was really funny though, is I had a comedy

1111
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 3: show in December, right, And so I did not masturbate

1112
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:22,840
Speaker 3: at all. I didn't use No, I don't play with

1113
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 3: myself because I just can't. That's part of my bit,

1114
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 3: like there's nothing about me that makes me want to

1115
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 3: fuck me. Right, So she was the one that well,

1116
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 3: because I don't have patience for like that myself. There's

1117
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 3: a whole bit about how I'm not about to like

1118
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,839
Speaker 3: put it on myself because I'm normally like a wham bam,

1119
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 3: thank you ma'am kind of girl when it comes to

1120
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 3: busting a nut.

1121
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 2: But that's another conversation.

1122
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 3: So anyway, but my friend, she was like, you know,

1123
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 3: well you should really you gotta get a vibrator or something.

1124
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 3: April like, how are you not in touch with your

1125
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:56,479
Speaker 3: body in this way? So like I had got one

1126
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:58,800
Speaker 3: to try out for myself, and it was like a

1127
00:49:58,880 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 3: total game changer.

1128
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,320
Speaker 2: I was like, which one did you get? The rabbit?

1129
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 3: No, it's not the I call it my purple Prince.

1130
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 3: It's called the revolver.

1131
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:07,880
Speaker 2: The revolver.

1132
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,359
Speaker 3: I used it yesterday after I had a very very

1133
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 3: traumatic moving experience. So you moved and.

1134
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 2: No, because no, because I knew it was going to

1135
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:21,320
Speaker 2: be traumatic.

1136
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 3: So I'm like, I'm supposed to have a plan pleasant activity.

1137
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 2: When you Yeah, when you stressed out, you got to

1138
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 2: do that. It's like, I get it. The revolver. You

1139
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 2: have a little WoT wow, but with straight to the

1140
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 2: woll Elles. Tot was like that because I was drunken

1141
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 2: high by this point.

1142
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 3: At the same time, I woke up and it was

1143
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 3: like loub all over the sheet, so much about myself,

1144
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 3: so much so I wound up getting married and she

1145
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,080
Speaker 3: at the wedding. Yeah, you are.

1146
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:03,319
Speaker 2: Trifling, good for nothing type of brother.

1147
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,760
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it was in denial.

1148
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 2: You are now she so she was she in a

1149
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 2: relationship at the time or is she in a relationship? Babe?

1150
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 2: Oh perhaps, Oh my god, this is too much. So

1151
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 2: she watched you get married.

1152
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 3: It was hard.

1153
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 2: She has no soul and neither do you.

1154
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 3: No, that's not true. She just loved me.

1155
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 2: Love have no eyes, no heart.

1156
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 3: Love don't live here, So basically but here, let me

1157
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 3: let me fast forward. I got married and then that's

1158
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 3: when it really started kicking it.

1159
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,280
Speaker 2: And I don't think I made the right decision.

1160
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 4: So actually, y'all put down a deposit and pay for everything.

1161
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 4: You were like, you feel like they put a deposit

1162
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 4: down like six months before that.

1163
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 2: I did you get your money back?

1164
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 3: The No, you can't have a beautiful wedding too. We

1165
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 3: had a beautiful wedding. It's about to be in all

1166
00:51:54,800 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 3: the blogs and magazines and blogs. It's beautiful. It was beautiful.

1167
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:01,280
Speaker 2: It was beautiful.

1168
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 3: No, I mean the actual look of it was because

1169
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:06,919
Speaker 3: like we're she's the one who helped me like plan

1170
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:07,720
Speaker 3: the look and everything.

1171
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,719
Speaker 2: She's like, this is how my wedding to be.

1172
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:15,719
Speaker 3: Yes, not really, but but we had we had we

1173
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,439
Speaker 3: had a really really nice I had a nice wedding

1174
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:20,360
Speaker 3: and she helped me plan it and it was beautiful.

1175
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 3: And that just shows that any time that we come

1176
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:25,719
Speaker 3: together and create something like it's always the bomb. So

1177
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,320
Speaker 3: basically so, but she she did warn me. She was

1178
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 3: kind of like the only person telling me you don't

1179
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 3: need to get married, not just because of what has

1180
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 3: happened between us, but like all the times for him

1181
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 3: not being the right one for you was there because

1182
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 3: I know you well, you know what I mean, your

1183
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:41,360
Speaker 3: friends nobody knew what was going on. So your friends

1184
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 3: had no idea, but nobody else knew what was going on.

1185
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 3: And also no one else really like took the time

1186
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 3: to like know what it is that I needed. Like

1187
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 3: everybody was thinking telling me, like this is this is

1188
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:54,359
Speaker 3: a good thing. He's a good man.

1189
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:56,359
Speaker 2: You know, Like that's where how old were your friends?

1190
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,879
Speaker 1: Because at a certain point, like certain age, your friends

1191
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 1: be tired and like, bit, do what you need to do.

1192
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:02,840
Speaker 2: I show up.

1193
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:07,320
Speaker 3: I mean since I grew up in in another state,

1194
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 3: like some of my bridesmaids were in that other state,

1195
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:13,320
Speaker 3: North Carolina. Thirst for marriage, I got it.

1196
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 2: It's different in the South. They want to be wise

1197
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:23,360
Speaker 2: and South. So and then and then you guys got married.

1198
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 2: And then I went on a honeymoon. Yeah, we went

1199
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 2: on a honeymoon April.

1200
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:29,840
Speaker 1: Do you know that you could you could potentially be

1201
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 1: on one of them shows where this dude kill you

1202
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:32,239
Speaker 1: because I.

1203
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 2: Wouldn't kill We go through all of that.

1204
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 3: I paid all that, and then it was with your

1205
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 3: friend the whole time.

1206
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:40,759
Speaker 2: I'm gonna kill you.

1207
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 3: Look, but what I'm gonna need you to do, That's

1208
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:44,680
Speaker 3: what I'm saying, Like, maybe don't tag me.

1209
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 2: In this per se.

1210
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, we'll put one of those like blur things

1211
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 3: over your face.

1212
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll blur your face out.

1213
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 3: That's that's the only thing I'm gonna protect her identity.

1214
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 3: We blace and then and then I finally like, you know,

1215
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 3: we should have had a different alias. Then, Yeah, dude,

1216
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:05,800
Speaker 3: you should have given your real name. Yeah, this is

1217
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 3: not her real name anyway. April storm, tornado mess.

1218
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 2: It was a storm. It was a mess.

1219
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 3: So where is he now? I mean he's I don't know.

1220
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 3: I guess that worked. No, No, I mean I'm like,

1221
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,479
Speaker 3: you moved out, like I just just I just moved

1222
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,840
Speaker 3: out though, So basically, like literally I just moved the

1223
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 3: rest of the today this morning, Yeah, which is.

1224
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:28,839
Speaker 2: Why I was late.

1225
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 3: So that's a good excuse for being That's a great excuse.

1226
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:33,720
Speaker 3: It fits with the theme of it because so basically

1227
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 3: I came clean to him. I told him, you told

1228
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 3: him everything.

1229
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 4: So how do you know somebody that you've been with

1230
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 4: your body for bruises or wait, how do you tell

1231
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 4: somebody that you've been with for five years that you

1232
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:46,880
Speaker 4: don't want to be with them anymore because you're with us,

1233
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:47,719
Speaker 4: your friend.

1234
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:51,680
Speaker 2: What's the words? What did I do? Okay?

1235
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 3: Actually he came to me because he was like, are

1236
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:56,680
Speaker 3: you happy? Do you want to be in this relationship?

1237
00:54:56,760 --> 00:55:00,040
Speaker 2: And I was like not, way too nice and and

1238
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 2: I said no.

1239
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 3: And then I told him why and and then he

1240
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:07,360
Speaker 3: just you know, it's not easy thing to hear, but

1241
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 3: I had to just beach. I was totally honest. I was, yeah,

1242
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 3: but how long were you guys married when you were

1243
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 3: totally well? We got married in May and I told

1244
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 3: him in August, you had a.

1245
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:20,320
Speaker 2: Hell of a year. Hell of a year, right, And

1246
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:21,280
Speaker 2: you don't look stretched?

1247
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 3: Man?

1248
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 4: Got bags under me? No, your skin looks fantastic, amazing,

1249
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,719
Speaker 4: your bodies on bank you. I'm a Buddhist, hey, girls, listen,

1250
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 4: that's what That's really what that. I had an astrologer,

1251
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 4: the Buddhist people and a therapist to keep me like sane.

1252
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:41,440
Speaker 4: And then I just this was all on the government's dime. Right,

1253
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:42,280
Speaker 4: you're on Medicaid?

1254
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 2: No, because when I got married, I got on his insurance.

1255
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 2: Who yo shut out to April Store yo.

1256
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:55,240
Speaker 3: No, but I actually want to go back to Medicaid

1257
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:57,279
Speaker 3: because the insurance I got to do a copey you

1258
00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:58,440
Speaker 3: really know how, and I.

1259
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:00,640
Speaker 2: Don't get my two dollars metro card.

1260
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:03,759
Speaker 3: Well, the listeners are going to hate and love you,

1261
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:08,280
Speaker 3: so basically. So then I moved in with my friend Carlos,

1262
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:12,399
Speaker 3: and Carlos is going through cancer right now, be weak,

1263
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:14,920
Speaker 3: and he's just like happy for you to be around. Well,

1264
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 3: he finished his last day of treatment. No, because we

1265
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 3: was going I was going to his treatments with him

1266
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:23,879
Speaker 3: smoke weed and he got that cancer weed. Oh I've

1267
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 3: been telling him that he needs to try to sell that. Yeah. No,

1268
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 3: he he was able to get it, but then he

1269
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:33,400
Speaker 3: wound up not getting it because it's not it just

1270
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:35,480
Speaker 3: he wasn't able to walk after a certain point.

1271
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:37,480
Speaker 2: So it was just so that's how good the weed is.

1272
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:41,880
Speaker 3: No, that's how bad the treatment was. Yeah. So he

1273
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:43,480
Speaker 3: was supposed to help me move.

1274
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 2: Yesterday and yesterday was last night. I didn't help you.

1275
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 3: I didn't, I know, he offered. I was like, Carlos,

1276
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 3: You're not going to be able to do that. So

1277
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 3: I didn't even like I was like, it's okay, sit down,

1278
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:56,799
Speaker 3: get some rest. So my friend came to help me pack.

1279
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:58,920
Speaker 3: And then in the morning she had called one of

1280
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:02,439
Speaker 3: her moving guys and he came and yeah, we moved

1281
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:04,839
Speaker 3: the ship and now at Carlos's house is all it's

1282
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,520
Speaker 3: all in a room. I'm going to North Carolina tomorrow

1283
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 3: and this is to do what to see my family.

1284
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 1: Okay, you need some family, you also need God's.

1285
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:17,920
Speaker 3: No, I'm not, but I know it sounds really bad

1286
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 3: and it is really bad, but like I have to

1287
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:23,400
Speaker 3: like really find what it means to be true to myself.

1288
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 3: And I'm sorry that it happened this way, but this

1289
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 3: is what it is.

1290
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think it would have happened.

1291
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:34,200
Speaker 4: I mean, in my mind, she came up to help

1292
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 4: you with the wedding and then it turned into, oh

1293
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 4: my god, we're in love.

1294
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 3: Right. If that weren't gonna get it happened, right. I mean,

1295
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 3: I don't know if I would have went all the

1296
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 3: way through with the wedding, yea, yeah, but I wouldn't

1297
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:46,400
Speaker 3: have done that. But I mean you you also were

1298
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 3: confused because this was your first woman you have ever

1299
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 3: been with, so you're not even for sure of your

1300
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:53,080
Speaker 3: feelings and you don't know what's going on. And you

1301
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:55,200
Speaker 3: also were in a weird place with the.

1302
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 2: Person you were about to marry. So I've been in

1303
00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 2: that limbo like what am I doing? Where are we going?

1304
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 3: It looks like I had to get married to realize

1305
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 3: that I wasn't supposed to be Married's.

1306
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:06,920
Speaker 2: Expensive ass lesson.

1307
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:10,920
Speaker 3: But it's one that I won't make again. I won't Like,

1308
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,880
Speaker 3: I won't, I'm not going to make that same mistake,

1309
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:16,240
Speaker 3: and like it's really more about me being true to myself.

1310
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 3: And I'm like, Okay, this is the point in my

1311
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:20,920
Speaker 3: life where I'm just gonna take off and I'm just

1312
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 3: gonna say this is who the fuck I am. I'm

1313
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 3: not gonna be pretending anymore about anything, and I'm going

1314
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:29,880
Speaker 3: to live my life. And and I hope that he's

1315
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:31,880
Speaker 3: able to live his life in the best way because

1316
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 3: he's a good person. Sure he's hurt, I'm sure, I know,

1317
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 3: I know he is. He's not gonna let his next

1318
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 3: chick have any any female friend.

1319
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 1: Oh No, he's not gonna let her have anything. He's

1320
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:45,040
Speaker 1: gonna make her pay during the day everything.

1321
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,440
Speaker 3: No, But you know what, I realized, I started doing

1322
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:52,640
Speaker 3: this intimacy without responsibility like online saying April, I know

1323
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 3: I look always got a trick or an app or

1324
00:58:55,240 --> 00:59:00,920
Speaker 3: something not messed together. It does like I am a

1325
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,040
Speaker 3: spiritual person. So I'm like, if I'm going to fuck

1326
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 3: up this hard, I really do need to learn from

1327
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:07,040
Speaker 3: this shit, you know what I mean? Like I really

1328
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:09,760
Speaker 3: got to learn from it. So and I just so

1329
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 3: happen to find this intimacy without responsibility thing. And one

1330
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:16,200
Speaker 3: of the things is like you cannot you can't, And

1331
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 3: this is.

1332
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:17,320
Speaker 2: What I was doing.

1333
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:18,920
Speaker 3: This is why it took so long for me to

1334
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,000
Speaker 3: tell him because I was so afraid of hurting him.

1335
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:22,320
Speaker 2: Sorry, I just fit.

1336
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 3: But me being so afraid of hurting him is me

1337
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 3: preventing him from him living the life experience and having

1338
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 3: what he needs. Like just like the Dominican dude hurt me.

1339
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 3: That was a part of my experience to help me

1340
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 3: grow into where I am sitting right here right now.

1341
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 2: I feel like you could do a dead job.

1342
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 1: Honestly, I feel like you could do it and people

1343
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 1: will listen and then you know their life and well.

1344
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:45,920
Speaker 3: If you.

1345
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:48,080
Speaker 2: Life is a fun.

1346
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:50,040
Speaker 3: First of all, I don't take myself too seriously not

1347
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:52,440
Speaker 3: to say that this is a joke. But like I'm human,

1348
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:58,440
Speaker 3: tell you it was a hot ass mess. I believe

1349
00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:01,000
Speaker 3: I a hot ass mess. Like I wouldn't go through

1350
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:03,800
Speaker 3: all this if it wasn't something like worth it. Like

1351
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:06,640
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm a lesbian. I'm not saying

1352
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:08,560
Speaker 3: I have to be a lesbian. I don't even care.

1353
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 3: I just know that I love her. Wow. Okay, So

1354
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:16,760
Speaker 3: do you have any like tips for the listeners out

1355
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 3: here dealing with like marriage, trying to find out their sexuality,

1356
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:23,200
Speaker 3: anything that you can say to anybody else? Okay, Okay,

1357
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,680
Speaker 3: A couple of things, all right, for as far as marriage,

1358
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 3: just you can make anything work with the right person.

1359
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:30,200
Speaker 3: I just so happened to be a person where I

1360
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 3: can make anything work anyway.

1361
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 2: So you can make anything work with the rich person.

1362
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:43,800
Speaker 3: But I say follow, just don't don't lie to yourself,

1363
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:46,600
Speaker 3: and don't do everything that you think society or your

1364
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,960
Speaker 3: family or anybody just wants you to do because you

1365
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:51,960
Speaker 3: think that's what you're supposed to do. Like, take supposed

1366
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 3: to out of your vocabulary and do what's true to

1367
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:56,520
Speaker 3: your heart. And I feel like if you could have

1368
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 3: the courage to do that, then you can always live

1369
01:00:59,080 --> 01:00:59,919
Speaker 3: a wonderful life.

1370
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,560
Speaker 2: Who you heard that to me? A wonderful life. Do

1371
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:05,200
Speaker 2: what you need to do and what is in your heart?

1372
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 3: Now?

1373
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 2: Are those tears?

1374
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:10,720
Speaker 3: Are there are no tears to me?

1375
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 2: Get out, get your ass out?

1376
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:17,400
Speaker 3: And then and then it just and then about anything

1377
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:20,800
Speaker 3: about like finding your sexuality. I don't know. Okay, I

1378
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 3: don't know because I wouldn't.

1379
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 2: But doesn't feel good. It does justn't feel I mean.

1380
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,520
Speaker 3: I'm sure that it was still like the feeling of

1381
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 3: a penis as well. But y'all have no troubles, huh.

1382
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 2: I don't into the mica hunting.

1383
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:39,240
Speaker 3: Well, you ain't got And then I wrote a little something.

1384
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 3: I know this is gonna go over, but the girl

1385
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 3: you want to spit some bars and I got bars.

1386
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:44,800
Speaker 2: I got bars.

1387
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:46,600
Speaker 3: I was gonna try to do for the Dick challenge

1388
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:48,800
Speaker 3: and it just wasn't coming to me because I didn't

1389
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:49,800
Speaker 3: do nothing for the dick.

1390
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:52,800
Speaker 2: But well, you're good you left for the puzzy.

1391
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:55,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, Well your bars and then we'll look I

1392
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,800
Speaker 4: don't memorized, okay, all right, Well I'm excited about this.

1393
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:00,840
Speaker 3: And then was the first time you ever had somebody rap?

1394
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:03,440
Speaker 3: When we wrap up, and I'm like, yeah, okay, so

1395
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:07,400
Speaker 3: wrap up and I may. I'm not I'm not a lyricist,

1396
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:11,080
Speaker 3: but okay, s where's the beat? Where's no? No?

1397
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:15,200
Speaker 2: No, Anna, don't bun. Sorry, I'm gonnat it.

1398
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:16,520
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do my own beat so I can get

1399
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:19,960
Speaker 3: into it. No, no, no, no. I changed lanes for

1400
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:23,240
Speaker 3: the pussy. I go both ways for the pussy. Okay,

1401
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:26,480
Speaker 3: I kept my last name for the pussy. Rearrange my

1402
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:29,560
Speaker 3: whole day for that pussy. All right, I'm a lawn

1403
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:32,800
Speaker 3: for that pussy. I use a strap on for that pussy.

1404
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:36,200
Speaker 3: Hold on the bill collectors called. Okay, stay up when

1405
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:39,080
Speaker 3: you want, call for that pussy, and then for the

1406
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:42,440
Speaker 3: long hold for that pussy. I became a better me

1407
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:45,760
Speaker 3: for that pussy. I fly to n C for that pussy.

1408
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:49,160
Speaker 3: It's just you and me for that pussy. Stand up

1409
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:52,600
Speaker 3: to my family for that pussy. I throw blows for

1410
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:56,400
Speaker 3: that pussy. Listen to what my heart knows for that pussy. Wow,

1411
01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:59,840
Speaker 3: I get divorced for that pussy. Push myself full for

1412
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:03,280
Speaker 3: what's for that pussy. Okay, I don't play about my pussy.

1413
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,720
Speaker 3: I fight a grown mame for that pussy.

1414
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:08,560
Speaker 2: I'm not finding because I'm down for.

1415
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:11,920
Speaker 3: That pussy and I go down on Netflix.

1416
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:25,600
Speaker 2: Exclusive on the unofficial X bombs. That was the mic

1417
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:30,840
Speaker 2: now ur yeah paid for it. So where can people

1418
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:31,760
Speaker 2: listening catch you?

1419
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 4: Or I mean, I mean I understand that you're trying

1420
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 4: to like stay kind of anonymous with this, but like,

1421
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:39,800
Speaker 4: should people hit us up if they want to speak

1422
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:41,000
Speaker 4: to you or bad questions?

1423
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:41,280
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1424
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:44,440
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, yeah, you hit us up.

1425
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:46,800
Speaker 3: Okay, Still it's still real messy right now, Like I

1426
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:48,240
Speaker 3: don't even give y'all everything.

1427
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 2: It's a lot. It's no, it's better.

1428
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:52,840
Speaker 1: It's better that you you know, you want the listeners

1429
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:55,000
Speaker 1: want more, so they can contact you. We can give

1430
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:59,560
Speaker 1: them your email if they hit us up in the DM. Yeah, yes,

1431
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:03,080
Speaker 1: and you send us a picture that like we can.

1432
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:06,120
Speaker 2: Blur your whole face. We blur. Yeah, just show your eyebrows.

1433
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:11,400
Speaker 2: You got a good brown. Just switched the hair up.

1434
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:12,400
Speaker 2: It's a good subway brown.

1435
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:16,280
Speaker 3: Look, this hair changes all the time, Harriet Tubman right

1436
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:18,800
Speaker 3: before I came. Okay, so send us that you want

1437
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 3: to hear Runaway Slave and the Help. This has been amazing,

1438
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:28,720
Speaker 3: very exciting, intriguing.

1439
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a lot of twisted. It was like

1440
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:31,560
Speaker 2: a lifetime movie. It really was.

1441
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:34,600
Speaker 3: You could slide in our damns at unofficial expert on

1442
01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:38,680
Speaker 3: Instagram or the unofficial expert on Facebook. Yes please, and

1443
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:41,160
Speaker 3: then I am reezy r e e e z y

1444
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 3: and I'm just said b w j U s T

1445
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:47,080
Speaker 3: s y D b W April. Honestly, I wish you

1446
01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:49,520
Speaker 3: you and heard all of the best, but also kind

1447
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:52,080
Speaker 3: of wish your man the best too. Okay, sound like

1448
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:54,960
Speaker 3: a nice kid to do anything to himself or like others. No,

1449
01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:57,760
Speaker 3: I'm I wish him the best to Actually this was

1450
01:04:57,800 --> 01:04:59,880
Speaker 3: a big thing, but I had invited him to like

1451
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:01,840
Speaker 3: the Buddha Center because I feel like it helped me

1452
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:05,200
Speaker 3: so much. I said, I'll you be damned you try

1453
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:07,960
Speaker 3: to give me, offer me into some fucking Buddha after

1454
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,240
Speaker 3: you didn't put me through a girl.

1455
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:13,400
Speaker 2: I will kill that Buddhist. I'll strangle the buddhen you're

1456
01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:14,080
Speaker 2: so dope.

1457
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:17,720
Speaker 3: I just feel like the look it's a powerful practice

1458
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:20,400
Speaker 3: for me. And it's not just for me, it's you.

1459
01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:22,479
Speaker 2: Out here winning. I mean also it worked for Tina

1460
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:24,240
Speaker 2: Turner and Angela Bassett.

1461
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:28,720
Speaker 3: I'd hope to see you in Switzerland soon. Thank you

1462
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:29,920
Speaker 3: so much for listening.

1463
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:33,920
Speaker 4: Don't forget to like, rate, subscribe, and uh, you know,

1464
01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:35,360
Speaker 4: check out Comedy Hype.

1465
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:38,160
Speaker 2: For all of your comedy needs. Yes, good, thank you,

1466
01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:39,120
Speaker 2: Bye guys, Bye,