1 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:12,119 Speaker 1: It's that time time time, luck and load. So Michael 2 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:23,000 Speaker 1: Berry Show is on the air. Good morning, Michaelberry, gild morning, 3 00:00:23,239 --> 00:00:27,480 Speaker 1: Michael Berry. Good morning, Michael, Good morning, Michael. Good mornings 4 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:31,800 Speaker 1: are Good morning, Michael, Zay Sailor, Good morning, El Casina, 5 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:35,920 Speaker 1: Good morning, Michael. Hello, Hello, are you there? Good morning you, 6 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,440 Speaker 1: Michael Berry. How you learned that? 7 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:39,199 Speaker 2: I read it? 8 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:42,000 Speaker 1: Tomorrow money, good more. 9 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,120 Speaker 2: Texas, listen to. 10 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:47,280 Speaker 1: Good Morning Texas. 11 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:53,840 Speaker 2: Morning in your car, Good morning Texas on day and 12 00:00:54,040 --> 00:01:00,720 Speaker 2: we're happy here to talk about everything. 13 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:02,200 Speaker 1: We're not wearing that. 14 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:13,920 Speaker 2: Good morning, Good lordy Texas, goody. 15 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:15,480 Speaker 1: Good morning. 16 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:16,920 Speaker 2: We got. 17 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:32,640 Speaker 1: That speak condamn good morning. UFC President Dana White says 18 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 1: they will hold a fight card at the White House 19 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:40,559 Speaker 1: on the two hundred and fiftieth birthday of our great 20 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:46,319 Speaker 1: nation July fourth, twenty twenty six, telling CBS it's definitely 21 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,960 Speaker 1: going to happen and he believes it will be shown 22 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:55,040 Speaker 1: on CBS. UFC just signed a seven point seven billion 23 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,600 Speaker 1: dollars deal with Paramount. 24 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 3: And speaking of big deals in Destination Watches, there is 25 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 3: talk of a July fourth go ahead fight America's two 26 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:09,720 Speaker 3: hundred and fiftieth birthday. Next summer, We're at the White 27 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,320 Speaker 3: House's a pretty big venue. 28 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,680 Speaker 1: Is that going to happen? Daniel? What can you tell us? 29 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,079 Speaker 1: It is definitely going to happen. 30 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:20,880 Speaker 4: I talked to him last night, him being the president, 31 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 4: and I'm flying out there at the end of this 32 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 4: month and I'm gonna sit down and walk him through, 33 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:30,160 Speaker 4: you know, all the plans and the renderings, and we're 34 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:32,239 Speaker 4: going to start deciding what he wants and doesn't want. 35 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:35,120 Speaker 4: But yeah, it's definitely going to happen. Well, think about 36 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,080 Speaker 4: this when you were just asking me, you know, at 37 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 4: the beginning, how I felt about you know, where we 38 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:43,239 Speaker 4: are today, July fourth, two hundred and fiftieth birthday of 39 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 4: the United States of America, live on CBS from the 40 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:47,360 Speaker 4: White House. 41 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:50,959 Speaker 3: So wow, I liked to live on CBS anytime. 42 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,000 Speaker 1: You can say that. But were it on the street? 43 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,600 Speaker 1: Was that Ivanka Trump was involved in this? Is that true? 44 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,240 Speaker 1: Getting the Yeah? 45 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:01,120 Speaker 4: So when he when he when he call, Yeah, when 46 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:04,239 Speaker 4: he called me and asked me, uh to do it, 47 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:07,640 Speaker 4: he said, uh, I want Ivanka in the middle of this. 48 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,800 Speaker 4: So Ivanka reached out to me and her and I started, 49 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:14,760 Speaker 4: uh talking about the possibilities where it would be, and 50 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:18,480 Speaker 4: you know, I put together all the renderings. 51 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:19,600 Speaker 1: I'm flying out. 52 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 4: There at the end of the month and going to 53 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:23,480 Speaker 4: sit down with those two and start figuring it out. 54 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 1: Wow, do we know who's fighting? 55 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:29,880 Speaker 4: No, it's it's still almost a year away, and you 56 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 4: know the landscape will change several months. 57 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 1: So yeah, okay it out. We'll be ready, be ready 58 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:44,200 Speaker 1: for you. Everybody wants to be on this card. You 59 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:46,000 Speaker 1: know who he ought to have there. You know who 60 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:51,119 Speaker 1: he ought to have fighting, Chattaconi Knakanishi. That's what I'm 61 00:03:51,200 --> 00:04:04,080 Speaker 1: talking about. I'm never in Chad fight his cauliflower like 62 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:07,600 Speaker 1: you wouldn't believe. You know the old joke, you have it, 63 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:13,400 Speaker 1: you ought to see the other guy. Imagine Chad at 64 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:18,920 Speaker 1: the White House. Oh how loud we everybody was cold fight? 65 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:24,159 Speaker 1: How loud we we be cheerumpl chat those chaos be 66 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:29,520 Speaker 1: that classic movie scene in the world where run forth Road. 67 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:38,920 Speaker 1: Let me chat. He is more of a grappler. 68 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,200 Speaker 5: But can I just tell my story I thought of him, 69 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,520 Speaker 5: I like, in my mind, in my mind my story, 70 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:48,240 Speaker 5: he's like, uh, Ralph Manchio is karate kid and he's 71 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:49,280 Speaker 5: doing the praying mantis. 72 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:52,520 Speaker 1: Remember that blonde dude, That poor guy. He always gets 73 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:53,160 Speaker 1: cast as the. 74 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:55,960 Speaker 6: Bad guy and he comes running at him, and you know, 75 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:58,200 Speaker 6: Chad's got the one leg up and one down and 76 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:01,240 Speaker 6: it's injured. And then dude comes in close and he 77 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,400 Speaker 6: does that, you know, he goes down on one. 78 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:03,880 Speaker 1: It up on him. 79 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:09,360 Speaker 7: So and then on the screen you see Pean pal 80 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:13,880 Speaker 7: Child by Dean Dow and there's Chad and then you 81 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:16,960 Speaker 7: an hour over to the side and the music starts playing. 82 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:19,720 Speaker 1: What is the what is the music that plays with 83 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:26,080 Speaker 1: right when Rocky wins? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, And then there's 84 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:27,400 Speaker 1: a picture of you and me because we have to 85 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,760 Speaker 1: be in this. We're over to the side and we're 86 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:36,320 Speaker 1: you know, before the fight, we're worried. And then he wins. 87 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:39,600 Speaker 1: Remember when they rushed the stage and he's won that 88 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:45,719 Speaker 1: what its song? And then there's us and we're gotting 89 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,840 Speaker 1: a lot of airtime out of there and we raise 90 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 1: our heads up. Yeah, and then we go running into 91 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,159 Speaker 1: the ring because you know that's where the camera's gonna 92 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:59,960 Speaker 1: be at this. Do you remember what song plays? When 93 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:04,200 Speaker 1: you remember there's that moment, the victory moment, and the song. 94 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:29,760 Speaker 8: Plays, Okay, well, don't remember, I don't think this is it? 95 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:41,080 Speaker 2: Remember, oh this might be yes, Oh that's it. 96 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,239 Speaker 1: This is going in the distance. 97 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:46,719 Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, yes, yes, this is where yeah, this is 98 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:49,760 Speaker 6: that moment and they run out into the mean. 99 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:53,960 Speaker 1: You can't you can't keep it, you can't keep it together. 100 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:57,560 Speaker 1: At this point, he's one. You can't help it. You 101 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:03,360 Speaker 1: just finished your bluebell. That'll be chatting for a fowl. 102 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 1: You want a Polo Creed fought Pulk Hogan? Why did 103 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:20,160 Speaker 1: a Polo Creed that fought Ulk? Who focked the Hawk? 104 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:20,680 Speaker 8: Oh? 105 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:24,360 Speaker 1: Rocky did? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, ye're right. Who would 106 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:31,720 Speaker 1: Who would you want Channing to fight? I stink maybe Fetterman? Yeah, 107 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:37,520 Speaker 1: I don't want to fight Cellos. I like fetti. Fetterman 108 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:40,880 Speaker 1: comes out in a hoodie with his shorts and his 109 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,640 Speaker 1: little string being legs. But he's like six eight or something, 110 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:44,240 Speaker 1: big boy. 111 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:46,240 Speaker 8: What have you? 112 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:52,400 Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of an upper decker? Well, apparently 113 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:54,720 Speaker 1: our marines will know what this is called. I have 114 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:58,480 Speaker 1: a story to end all stories. I had a buddy 115 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,960 Speaker 1: tell me a story. I asked how things were going. 116 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:05,320 Speaker 1: He'd been through a really nasty breakup, divorce, the whole thing, 117 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:12,040 Speaker 1: and uh, and he has a thing for crazy women. 118 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:16,080 Speaker 1: And you think, man, you think you know what crazy 119 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:20,720 Speaker 1: women do. This is a story. This is a story. 120 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:33,520 Speaker 1: You'll buckle up the Michael Berry Show. If you've ever 121 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,720 Speaker 1: had a house there's peering beam or blocking base, there's 122 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:42,720 Speaker 1: a cross base under the house. Oftentimes there is a 123 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:45,959 Speaker 1: skirt around your house, so you don't see under there. 124 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,280 Speaker 1: It's just more attractive. They'll put them on trailers that 125 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:50,680 Speaker 1: put them on houses that are elevated. If you're on 126 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:54,920 Speaker 1: a slab, then you wouldn't have noticed this. The good 127 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:58,960 Speaker 1: news about a house being elevated on pier and beam 128 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:02,080 Speaker 1: is the that if you can get somebody up under there, 129 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:05,480 Speaker 1: you can do work on the house, whereas a slab 130 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:10,520 Speaker 1: you're sort of iddle up. And that's usually where you 131 00:09:10,559 --> 00:09:13,320 Speaker 1: send in a little bit of tiny Mexican because you know, 132 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:16,360 Speaker 1: you and I can't fit through the regular hole and 133 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,920 Speaker 1: get up under there, so you put a little Mexican 134 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,840 Speaker 1: up under there. Now, just because somebody's a Mexican doesn't 135 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:25,000 Speaker 1: mean they have to be illegal. So one of the 136 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,920 Speaker 1: things lost in all this that I'm hearing is that 137 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:34,000 Speaker 1: legal Mexicans are commanding higher wages because there's fewer of 138 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:37,720 Speaker 1: them supply and demand. The demand did not decrease. It 139 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:41,400 Speaker 1: remained static, but the supply decrease, and we know on 140 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:45,439 Speaker 1: our chart that that means the crisis increase. Cabbage patch 141 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:47,760 Speaker 1: dolls all of a sudden became far more valuable when 142 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:50,040 Speaker 1: there are a few fewer of them that one Christmas. 143 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:54,400 Speaker 1: So that little bit Mexican fellow. You got to have 144 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:57,840 Speaker 1: certain people to do certain things. Well, you got to 145 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:02,400 Speaker 1: have marines to fight wars. You got to have crazy people, right, 146 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:06,080 Speaker 1: you have to have people who are self denying of 147 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:10,559 Speaker 1: themselves and their safety and their sanity, and who will 148 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,719 Speaker 1: be willing to run at the bullets. You got to 149 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:16,720 Speaker 1: have crazy people. Well, the problem with the military when 150 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:19,600 Speaker 1: they started putting women in there for the soul's sake 151 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:22,079 Speaker 1: of saying we have women, is those are not creatures. 152 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:25,440 Speaker 1: The people that they put there who are eager to 153 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:27,280 Speaker 1: go to war. You want to have the right people, 154 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:30,199 Speaker 1: as Jim Collins wrote in Good Great, the right people 155 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,400 Speaker 1: on the bus, in the right seat on the bus. 156 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:37,000 Speaker 1: So my buddy is a marine and everything that that means, right, 157 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:40,600 Speaker 1: He's one of these guys that defines himself by being 158 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:43,120 Speaker 1: a marine. He's one of these guys that when we 159 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:45,400 Speaker 1: had the RCC you were happy. He was there, but 160 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:48,400 Speaker 1: you also, after giving him a big hug and being 161 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,480 Speaker 1: happy he's there, you remembered, oh wait a second. Last 162 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,920 Speaker 1: time he was here, I think he fought eight people 163 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,680 Speaker 1: passed out drunk, smashed the door and ooh oh, this 164 00:10:56,840 --> 00:11:01,640 Speaker 1: is well. Anybody that knows a real marine knows that personality. 165 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:05,000 Speaker 1: The Marines go looking for it. And these people go 166 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,840 Speaker 1: to the Marines because this is this is that's where 167 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:10,240 Speaker 1: they belong. It's all right, So bear in mind, my 168 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:15,040 Speaker 1: buddy is marine. My buddy goes through a very nasty divorce. 169 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:19,520 Speaker 1: There are kids involved. Uh, there's a I'm not going 170 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:22,160 Speaker 1: to say which department, it's not HPD, but it was 171 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:26,760 Speaker 1: a local police department officer who was banging his wife. 172 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,000 Speaker 1: And you know, so he drives over. He's got the 173 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,960 Speaker 1: kids in the back seat, so he's he's been through 174 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:39,160 Speaker 1: a lot, and so he starts dating after that. If 175 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:42,240 Speaker 1: you know this personality, this type of personality, you know 176 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:48,000 Speaker 1: these guys are. They're they're hard charging, heart of gold 177 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,560 Speaker 1: to do anything in the world for you, but they 178 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,080 Speaker 1: make terrible decisions and that's kind of part of what 179 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,760 Speaker 1: makes them interesting, right. They're always there's always going to 180 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:59,920 Speaker 1: be something screwed up. So no, I'm not telling his name. 181 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:02,280 Speaker 1: You know, you don't know, you never met it. So 182 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:09,440 Speaker 1: my buddy starts stating this girl and certain guys are 183 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:14,520 Speaker 1: attracted to women and they don't realize it. They're attracted 184 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,160 Speaker 1: to women who are not going to be good for them. 185 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:19,199 Speaker 1: Let's say that, right, And a lot of times that's 186 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:22,160 Speaker 1: Hispanic girls that are very jealous and crazy but cute 187 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,400 Speaker 1: and you know, freaking the sheet sort of thing, and 188 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:27,240 Speaker 1: they love that, and so it's very volatile and that 189 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:30,840 Speaker 1: adds to the excitement. She said, Osa, he's crazy there, 190 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,240 Speaker 1: you know, and they even make jokes. You know, we're 191 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,520 Speaker 1: both crazy, you know, but they're we're in a cabine 192 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,600 Speaker 1: at the beach for the weekend, and you know, thirty 193 00:12:37,679 --> 00:12:40,360 Speaker 1: days later, she's pregnant. I mean, you know the type. Okay, 194 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:45,040 Speaker 1: So he's he's out of a bad marriage, as two kids, 195 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:49,440 Speaker 1: working like crazy and trying to keep it all together. 196 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:55,439 Speaker 1: He starts dating this girl and he's crazy and she's crazy, 197 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:59,680 Speaker 1: and he decides, you know what this is, this is 198 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:03,240 Speaker 1: not and she's crazy. I'm going to break up with 199 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:06,640 Speaker 1: her now. This is one of those relationships that involves 200 00:13:06,679 --> 00:13:12,560 Speaker 1: GPS trackers and phones being checked and private investigators at 201 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:13,960 Speaker 1: I mean, it's just it's nutty. 202 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:14,400 Speaker 2: Right. 203 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:22,160 Speaker 1: Well, he is at work and she goes to his 204 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:27,240 Speaker 1: house and he's got a doggy door because he's got 205 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:33,200 Speaker 1: he's got dogs, and she uses the doggy door to 206 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:37,079 Speaker 1: access the house. Now you know, when I tell you that, 207 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,640 Speaker 1: you go, well, that's kind of weird, and you or 208 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:42,520 Speaker 1: maybe you hadn't actually did that. Here she went in 209 00:13:42,559 --> 00:13:46,680 Speaker 1: the dog Just imagine, you know, I always forced myself 210 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,000 Speaker 1: to see something in my mind's eye and then it 211 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:52,800 Speaker 1: becomes far more ridiculous. So just imagine you're the deo 212 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:56,240 Speaker 1: sex mocking of this story. You're you're watching from above. 213 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:58,600 Speaker 1: You got a cross section view. The roof has been 214 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:02,120 Speaker 1: removed on the house, and you're looking down and here 215 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,120 Speaker 1: is this woman. She's gone around the house, She's picked 216 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:07,520 Speaker 1: in the windows, and here she is crawling through the 217 00:14:07,559 --> 00:14:11,720 Speaker 1: doggy door. First of all, the doggy door smells like ass. 218 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:15,880 Speaker 1: We know that, right, It's filthy, and there she is crawling. 219 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:20,080 Speaker 1: Just imagine watching her crawl through the doggy door. Okay, 220 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:23,600 Speaker 1: then she's inside the house. She now has to pick 221 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:26,280 Speaker 1: herself up and dust her stuff. She has come through 222 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:29,320 Speaker 1: the doggy door. She is at a moment right now. 223 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,840 Speaker 1: You don't later want to have to defend it in court. Okay, 224 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:34,080 Speaker 1: that's you know, but just go ahead and bawl the 225 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:37,200 Speaker 1: kid's rabbits your nuts. Glenn close. So here we are. 226 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:41,960 Speaker 1: She is in the house. That's not going to be 227 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:46,520 Speaker 1: the craziest thing she does on this day. She ransacks 228 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:49,080 Speaker 1: the house. She goes through everything in his house. She 229 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:53,360 Speaker 1: basically she's if he wasn't sure she was crazy, he's 230 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,480 Speaker 1: going to She's going to make certain that by the 231 00:14:56,520 --> 00:15:01,840 Speaker 1: time he leaves, she know. Sorry, by the time she leaves, 232 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:06,920 Speaker 1: he knows she's crazy. Have you ever heard determined upper decker? 233 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:12,280 Speaker 1: I hadn't either, but everybody's about to know what an 234 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:21,880 Speaker 1: upper decker? Yeah, stay tuned the Michael Barry Show under 235 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,640 Speaker 1: about ten we all. First time I ever heard anybody 236 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:32,640 Speaker 1: cover this song was pre RCC. My wife is going 237 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:38,120 Speaker 1: to get Crockett. She's gone for six weeks and it's 238 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,640 Speaker 1: just me and Michael te at the house and I'm 239 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:48,400 Speaker 1: having parties every night. When when my wife came home, 240 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:54,040 Speaker 1: she he told my wife dad a party every night. 241 00:15:54,080 --> 00:16:00,360 Speaker 1: I couldn't sleep. Charlie Hager's there and it's kind of 242 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:03,600 Speaker 1: a there's a lot of there's several musicians there, and 243 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,760 Speaker 1: then I would just call on guys randomly and they're 244 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,360 Speaker 1: on the couches and a lot of people piled in there, 245 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,360 Speaker 1: and it's a heck of a time and it's getting late. 246 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:15,120 Speaker 1: I call on Charlie to do a number and he 247 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,480 Speaker 1: breaks into this first time I've ever heard anybody, first 248 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:22,080 Speaker 1: time I'd ever heard anybody cover that song, and that 249 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,080 Speaker 1: became one of his throwdown songs I would always ask 250 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,040 Speaker 1: him to do. I did not know that. So Charlie 251 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,720 Speaker 1: Hager's at the Armdilla Palace this Friday night or Captain 252 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:33,560 Speaker 1: Legendary Band this Friday night. Oh you're going to see him? Well, 253 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:37,000 Speaker 1: that'll be nice. How'd you know they texted you? Oh 254 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,640 Speaker 1: must be nice if they reached out to you and 255 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:44,880 Speaker 1: asked you to come. Okay, all right? So anyway, guy 256 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:48,280 Speaker 1: sent me an email Bobby Crumpley during the break and 257 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,000 Speaker 1: he said, this is why you don't crawl under the 258 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,440 Speaker 1: crawl spaces under the house. 259 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:52,760 Speaker 5: Uh. 260 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,880 Speaker 1: Well, first of all, I don't because I'm American and 261 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,400 Speaker 1: I don't want to get under the crawl space of 262 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,880 Speaker 1: a house. Secondly, there were forty five rattlesnakes in Albany, Texas, 263 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,960 Speaker 1: and this guy goes in there and pulls him out. 264 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,240 Speaker 1: You know those guys like that, that's a different breed. Man. 265 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:09,200 Speaker 1: I hold my man who had cheap compared to fellas 266 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,720 Speaker 1: like that. He gets up under there and he's pulling 267 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,720 Speaker 1: those snakes out, and the snakes are striking at him, 268 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:17,160 Speaker 1: and he's going, yeah, this one's a mean one right here. Anyway, 269 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:23,399 Speaker 1: So my buddy's gone through a bad breakup wherein his 270 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:26,879 Speaker 1: wife has had an affair with a law enforcement officer. 271 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,960 Speaker 1: He goes over to the house where they're having an affair, 272 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,520 Speaker 1: calls the popo over and says, y'all better go over here. 273 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:32,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go in there and kill him. I got 274 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:34,760 Speaker 1: my kids out in the car. Of course, he's got 275 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,719 Speaker 1: to go to a work meeting, so he needs her 276 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:37,920 Speaker 1: to take the kids so he can go to the 277 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,439 Speaker 1: work meeting. Oh, by the way, that I mentioned they 278 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,720 Speaker 1: were married five minutes ago, and she's laid up with 279 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,400 Speaker 1: the law enforcement officer. It's just not a good picture. 280 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,520 Speaker 1: And she ends up getting pregnant by the law enforcements. 281 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,480 Speaker 1: But that's a different story, all right. So that's a 282 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:54,439 Speaker 1: whole different that's his headspace at this point. So he 283 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:58,800 Speaker 1: starts dating miss Crazy because he likes crazy. I should 284 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,960 Speaker 1: tell you that all there's a lot of these stories. 285 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,399 Speaker 1: We could go on for a while. I'm not going to. 286 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:06,120 Speaker 1: But they're all very attractive ladies. Don't get me on 287 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,280 Speaker 1: if you like the bolted on. Look, that's his thing. 288 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,800 Speaker 1: And they're all nuts and they might have all been strippers. 289 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,720 Speaker 1: We don't know. He doesn't ever ask because he doesn't 290 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:19,159 Speaker 1: want to know. But they're nuts and he's nuts. But 291 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:24,760 Speaker 1: he's my friend. And so he's at work. Kids are 292 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,240 Speaker 1: at his mother's house because remember he's gone through a 293 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:32,840 Speaker 1: divorce and when the man gets prime custody over young 294 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:38,959 Speaker 1: kids and it's a female judge that ought to tell 295 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,760 Speaker 1: you how crazy his excess. Yeah, the whole story, all right. 296 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,919 Speaker 1: So he's at work and all of a sudden, his 297 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:51,399 Speaker 1: ring camera goes off to and there's old Maria I 298 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:54,600 Speaker 1: don't know her name is. She's come through the doggy 299 00:18:54,640 --> 00:19:00,440 Speaker 1: door that right there. When he tells this story, Oh 300 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:03,199 Speaker 1: she's crazy, he said, we're not even getting started yet. 301 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:06,520 Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right. So she's already put GPS trackers 302 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:11,639 Speaker 1: because you know hispanics are they're jealous. Blacks and whites 303 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:16,400 Speaker 1: are not jealous like his. His spantings are jealous. So 304 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:19,680 Speaker 1: she crawls through the crossbaye I mean the doggy door. 305 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:22,560 Speaker 1: I had to ask him which breed. Apparently got big dog, 306 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:25,199 Speaker 1: so it wasn't a chihuahua. You know, she's little, but 307 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:29,879 Speaker 1: she ain't that little. So she's in the house. She 308 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,280 Speaker 1: gets up and all I'm thinking is if I had 309 00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:36,439 Speaker 1: watched somebody coming through the like that made sense to 310 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:39,040 Speaker 1: you at that moment, all right, So she gets up, 311 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:44,520 Speaker 1: she ransacks the house, throws everything everywhere. She he's a marine. 312 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:49,040 Speaker 1: She takes the uh you know that stick them that 313 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,560 Speaker 1: Leicester the molester Hayes stick them that you have for 314 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:55,119 Speaker 1: rats and roaches. She takes one of those with a 315 00:19:55,280 --> 00:20:00,240 Speaker 1: gum on those things that's a that's a pegamento like 316 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:04,560 Speaker 1: you ain't ever seen. She takes that and smears it 317 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:09,760 Speaker 1: on his dress blue marine's uniform. Well, being a marine 318 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,359 Speaker 1: is the highlight of this guy's life. I mean, you 319 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,399 Speaker 1: have she is defiling everything that is decent in this 320 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:18,200 Speaker 1: man's life. But then she does something well I don't 321 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,840 Speaker 1: know what order. We don't know what order, because they 322 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:26,439 Speaker 1: have cameras upstairs. She goes into his restroom and she 323 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:31,000 Speaker 1: delivers what apparently is known as an upper decker. I 324 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,800 Speaker 1: did not know what a number decker was, but I 325 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,800 Speaker 1: do now, and so will you. Apparently this is a 326 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,480 Speaker 1: well known fact. I looked it up on the Urban 327 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,239 Speaker 1: Dictionary and it is and does in fact have its 328 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,560 Speaker 1: own entry along with the word that's credited to me 329 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:49,879 Speaker 1: and unrelated. So I don't know if she needed the poop. 330 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,120 Speaker 7: Or she. 331 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,760 Speaker 1: My mother used to do prune juice. I don't know 332 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,280 Speaker 1: if there was malice a forethought, or if it just 333 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,639 Speaker 1: happened on the spot. Maybe in the middle of ransacking 334 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:08,320 Speaker 1: his house, she thought to herself, I need to move 335 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:12,359 Speaker 1: my bowels. At some point I shall go into his 336 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:20,399 Speaker 1: restroom and have a movement, and then she comes with 337 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:24,160 Speaker 1: the idea, or if she went over there and all 338 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,520 Speaker 1: of this was one big scheme, because I just don't 339 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:34,440 Speaker 1: know where on earth you get the idea to do 340 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:39,439 Speaker 1: what she's about to do. I never even I have 341 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:44,440 Speaker 1: never understood. You know what we have done over the years. 342 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:48,000 Speaker 1: Tell me about the time you quit your job and 343 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:52,479 Speaker 1: your Johnny paycheck, take this job and shove it, and 344 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:58,840 Speaker 1: I am always shocked how often pooping on stuff before 345 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,760 Speaker 1: you leave is part of the deal. I watched this 346 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,720 Speaker 1: and watched this show called I Survived a few years ago, 347 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,600 Speaker 1: and he's two guys and they're out and they're out 348 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:13,760 Speaker 1: in Alaska, and they fly the little plane themselves and 349 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,960 Speaker 1: they crash it coming in. So they're stuck out there 350 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:20,440 Speaker 1: and they're surveyors and they're out surveying and here comes 351 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,399 Speaker 1: this bear. And these are bad bears. These are not 352 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,760 Speaker 1: your Colorado bears. These are Alaska. But these things will 353 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,720 Speaker 1: attack you. And the one guy starts crawling up the tree, 354 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,840 Speaker 1: which is a great idea till you see a bear 355 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:33,359 Speaker 1: crawl a tree, climb a tree. They run up the 356 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:39,399 Speaker 1: tree and the dude rips his buddy's scalp off and 357 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:42,639 Speaker 1: then once he's got him good and dead, he stands 358 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,199 Speaker 1: above him and takes a big old poop. And the 359 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,359 Speaker 1: guy said, it was like he was dropping a brick 360 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,000 Speaker 1: on me, because he is a bear. You know, a 361 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:52,280 Speaker 1: bear scat is very thick. All right, Well, this woman 362 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:56,320 Speaker 1: is not a bear, but apparently she'd had reefried beans 363 00:22:56,320 --> 00:23:00,800 Speaker 1: for breakfast, whereupon she delivers what he's known as an 364 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:04,840 Speaker 1: up protecting wrong now and unprotect them must be right. 365 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:11,040 Speaker 1: You're listening to Michael Berry. But me think people don't 366 00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:15,119 Speaker 1: understand when they go, oh, you know, they sent in 367 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,040 Speaker 1: the Marines and everybody. You know, as Americans, we get 368 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:22,640 Speaker 1: proud ash and the fens Marines will kick their ass. 369 00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:31,880 Speaker 1: You don't understand. Those guys are crazy, a genuinely crazy. 370 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,760 Speaker 1: I mean, Marcus the Trail's crazy. He's a sealed not 371 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,640 Speaker 1: a marine, but they work closely together. Those guys are nuts, 372 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:44,720 Speaker 1: completely nuts. And then you add in alcohol, jealousy or 373 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,080 Speaker 1: anything like this. But this story is not about my 374 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:50,680 Speaker 1: friend being crazy saving except for the fact that he 375 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,600 Speaker 1: dates and marries women that are crazy. Well, we're on 376 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:59,880 Speaker 1: the second one and she is, uh, she's nuts. She's 377 00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,920 Speaker 1: rebound girl. But when I say she's the rebound girl, 378 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,160 Speaker 1: she's like Dennis Rodman rebound, you know what I mean. 379 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,040 Speaker 1: She'll serve the purpose of the rebound. But there's gonna 380 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,919 Speaker 1: be some crazy getting married in a dress. You know, 381 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,040 Speaker 1: you're trying to be in the finals, and she's off 382 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:17,119 Speaker 1: in Vegas, you know, painted up any So here we are. 383 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:23,199 Speaker 1: She has crawled through the dog you door, and she 384 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:29,639 Speaker 1: steals his dog Now to put this into perspective, my 385 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:34,320 Speaker 1: buddy wears Hawaiian shirts. You can have these shirts made. 386 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,800 Speaker 1: I had made one made with my wife on it 387 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:40,240 Speaker 1: because that was funny. He wears Hawaiian shirts with pictures 388 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:44,040 Speaker 1: of his dog on the Hawaiian shirt. Yeah, he loves 389 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:47,720 Speaker 1: his dog. So so this isn't you know, This isn't 390 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:51,439 Speaker 1: as pet hamster, as goldfish. This is boiling the rabbit. 391 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:54,719 Speaker 1: Glenn close fatal attraction kind of was that fatal tra 392 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:55,440 Speaker 1: what's that called? 393 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:55,520 Speaker 2: You? 394 00:24:55,840 --> 00:25:00,000 Speaker 1: All right? So she steals his dog. But after stealing 395 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,320 Speaker 1: his dog, I think she thought to herself, wow, you know, 396 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:07,760 Speaker 1: stealing his dog. That'll mess him up mentally. But and 397 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:12,320 Speaker 1: this is where this is where she thinks hard. I've 398 00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:17,080 Speaker 1: stolen his dog, I've destroyed his dress blues, I've ransacked 399 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:24,240 Speaker 1: his house. I have broken into his house. She's done 400 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:29,879 Speaker 1: a number of things to this man, all in one visit. 401 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:34,879 Speaker 1: And then and again I think of the stupidest stuff. 402 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,720 Speaker 1: I can't help but think did she need to poop 403 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:40,120 Speaker 1: before she went over? And it's like, well, I don't 404 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,439 Speaker 1: have you know, remember, old girl put the diaper on. 405 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:45,360 Speaker 1: She's going to Florida. Nobody cared that she was going 406 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,680 Speaker 1: there to kill that woman. No, that was never taught. 407 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,760 Speaker 1: She was driving that far to kill kill her, to 408 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,760 Speaker 1: kill her rival. Nobody thought about that. All we cared 409 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:59,040 Speaker 1: about was she could not be bothered to stop on 410 00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:02,320 Speaker 1: the way to kill this one for ten minutes and 411 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,560 Speaker 1: get one of those hot dogs at the convenience store 412 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,520 Speaker 1: and a diet coke and maybe you know who who 413 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:12,680 Speaker 1: or whatever. No, no, no, she needed to get there 414 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,680 Speaker 1: fast and she could not have to stop. So she 415 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:20,040 Speaker 1: bought deon Sanders depends, and she strapped that thing on 416 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:23,840 Speaker 1: so she could just drive. Can you imagine roundabout Baton 417 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:27,280 Speaker 1: Rouge six'? TEN i? Ten was it? Sixty wasn't? 418 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:27,520 Speaker 7: TEN i? 419 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:30,640 Speaker 1: Ten what's what's the? Split? There just past our station right, 420 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,639 Speaker 1: there and she's, THINKING i need To oh, NO i 421 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:36,000 Speaker 1: got my. Diaper let it, go all? Right so this crazy, 422 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:40,280 Speaker 1: woman she's done all these things at his. House she 423 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:44,119 Speaker 1: goes into his restroom and delivers WHAT i now. Know 424 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,800 Speaker 1: And i'm getting emails from buddies of mine that are military. 425 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:51,000 Speaker 1: Veterans and, yes this is a very well known. Act 426 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,879 Speaker 1: the upper. Decker and let me tell your mom what 427 00:26:53,920 --> 00:27:01,000 Speaker 1: the upper decker. Is give into a, baseball, Right so 428 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:04,040 Speaker 1: imagine you're you're Not Buck. Sexton y'all can Tell. BUCK 429 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,399 Speaker 1: i said that he'd never been to a, program to 430 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,199 Speaker 1: a sporting. EVENT i don't think Until clay took. It 431 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,280 Speaker 1: that's That's. Buck you got No buck to understand. It 432 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:15,760 Speaker 1: so at the GAME i remember on seven ninety years, 433 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,119 Speaker 1: ago they were. MAD i don't know if it Was 434 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:22,120 Speaker 1: adam and, uh what is Wexs, Adam adam And. ADAM 435 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,000 Speaker 1: i don't know if it was To. ADAMS i might 436 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,040 Speaker 1: have Been Matt. THOMAS i don't know if they know 437 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,159 Speaker 1: they have the same. Name somebody programming didn't realize you 438 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,000 Speaker 1: can't put the same this guy's with the same name 439 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:34,359 Speaker 1: on there because somebody calls a, Hey. Adam, WAIT i 440 00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:37,200 Speaker 1: think it might have Been Matt. Thomas you know sports 441 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,560 Speaker 1: freaks on the sports. Stations they get upset that no 442 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:43,960 Speaker 1: city Is philadelphia other Than, Philadelphia, Right philadelphia fans are? 443 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,840 Speaker 1: Crazy how come y'all are crazy like? That so nobody's 444 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:51,440 Speaker 1: in the lower bowl until you, know halftime because the 445 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,400 Speaker 1: kind of people who can afford the seats down there 446 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,320 Speaker 1: don't get there early with their, kid buy them a 447 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,359 Speaker 1: jersey and watch the warm. Ups they, rusty, heartened and 448 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,080 Speaker 1: they comes strolling in whenever they want to come strolling. 449 00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,639 Speaker 1: In that's what rich people. Do that's like, SAYING i 450 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,840 Speaker 1: don't know why he's got why he gets to have 451 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,240 Speaker 1: a rolls was he doesn't even drive it every. Day 452 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,680 Speaker 1: well he's got it. Anyway so that's the lower, bowl 453 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:16,760 Speaker 1: you know down down, Front, okay or at a baseball, 454 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:20,680 Speaker 1: game you know the lower dag, mezzanine got disparity sweets 455 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:25,640 Speaker 1: and all. That, well then you've got the, tank, right 456 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:29,760 Speaker 1: remember the tank that in Uh Godfather part. Two that's 457 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:33,280 Speaker 1: where they hide the. Gun that's cops tell. Me that's 458 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:35,359 Speaker 1: one of the spots where people hide. Stuff although it's 459 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:39,640 Speaker 1: kind of became sort of passe cliche to put to 460 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,480 Speaker 1: hide stuff in the toilet bowl because now they're going to, 461 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:45,800 Speaker 1: well you don't want to. Check in this, case she does. 462 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,360 Speaker 1: Not the way THE i don't. Know i'm sure you know, 463 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:51,120 Speaker 1: this but the way a toilet is set up is 464 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,360 Speaker 1: you've got a lower, bowl or we'll call that the 465 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,800 Speaker 1: lower deck here on the and and you can you 466 00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,920 Speaker 1: can stand up and, pee, uh or you can sit, 467 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,240 Speaker 1: down turn the opposite, way drop a, deuce drop the 468 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,680 Speaker 1: kids off at the pool and then in time they 469 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,520 Speaker 1: put a nice little padding in. There you lift it 470 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,920 Speaker 1: and you drop, it and that we. Came you know 471 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,800 Speaker 1: what men and women fight about and all. That but 472 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,320 Speaker 1: then there is the mechanism behind. There unless you're a, 473 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,760 Speaker 1: plumber likelihood you don't get into that area very. Often, 474 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,120 Speaker 1: well this girl is not a, plumber but she did 475 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,280 Speaker 1: end up in that. Area she takes the top of 476 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:27,200 Speaker 1: the bowl off and places it. Somewhere we don't. Know 477 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:29,160 Speaker 1: that part of the story is. Missing it's not that. 478 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:37,320 Speaker 1: Important she proceeds to take a massive dump in that, 479 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:43,920 Speaker 1: bowl the upper, bowl upper. Deck now you got to 480 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,920 Speaker 1: think about, how aside from the fact that you are, 481 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,600 Speaker 1: disgusting this is how much you love this guy you 482 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:53,520 Speaker 1: do This aside from, that imagine how she's got to 483 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:58,080 Speaker 1: contort herself to get her booty hanging over the side 484 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,760 Speaker 1: to get this thing. Done, yeah, Yeah and so all this, 485 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,640 Speaker 1: thought you, know did you plan this ahead of time 486 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,280 Speaker 1: or are you middle of ransay and you got a? 487 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,920 Speaker 1: Poop you're, like, AH i got a. Poop this is an. 488 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:12,480 Speaker 1: Opportunity she drops the deuce in, there she puts the 489 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,800 Speaker 1: bowl back on, top so you won't. Know, now the 490 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,880 Speaker 1: way this works IS i didn't realize think about. It 491 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,720 Speaker 1: that's the water coming down in. There so when you 492 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:24,120 Speaker 1: pee and you go to flush the, toilet there's old 493 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:29,360 Speaker 1: Girl maria's who coming in. There so until that's. Gone, 494 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,360 Speaker 1: well at the end of this, story there's a group of. 495 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,320 Speaker 1: Us he's telling a story, too and he, said she's. 496 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:42,240 Speaker 1: Toxic you think you think your whole water supply is now. 497 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:47,800 Speaker 1: Contaminated she's very. Toxic well you would, think oh, Boy, 498 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:53,400 Speaker 1: no he never saw her. Again he had her. Arrested 499 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,640 Speaker 1: they had sex that night after he bailed her. 500 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:55,800 Speaker 2: Out