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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi, this is

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Speaker 1: Tyler's and I was calling for Ralph. This is Ralph. Hi, Ralph?

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Speaker 1: How you doing today? I'm doing fine? How can I

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Speaker 1: help you? Well? I think you're my son's driving school instructor.

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Speaker 1: His name is Ethan. Ethan. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, sure yeah,

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Speaker 1: Ethan's doing great. How can I help you? Oh? He

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Speaker 1: is zz he yes. I got a little bit of

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Speaker 1: a bone to pick with you, Ralph. You do what's

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Speaker 1: the matter? Well, my son told me the other day

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Speaker 1: that you tried to teach him how to parallel park.

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Speaker 1: You want to explain yourself, I mean parallel parking is

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Speaker 1: a common part of dripping. I mean, get with the times,

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Speaker 1: you know what Elsie told me. He also told me

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Speaker 1: that you tried to get him to use his turn

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Speaker 1: signal when making a left turn. Well, I'm a driving instructor.

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Speaker 1: That's what we're trying to teach them proper. What techniques?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing. Excuse me, you don't need to

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Speaker 1: raise your voice with me. I'm trying to teach your

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Speaker 1: son how to drive safely, correctly, I'm sure the safety

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Speaker 1: of himself and the people around him. Listen. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you know this, but cars pretty much drive themselves. Now.

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Speaker 1: My car parallel parks itself. He's never gonna need to

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Speaker 1: know that you're stressing him out, and that's stress that

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Speaker 1: he doesn't need. Number One, I don't appreciate your type

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Speaker 1: of language. Okay, Oh everyone called jed with everyone I

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Speaker 1: called JP. I don't appreciate that at all. All right,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to have a civilized conversation with you, and

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Speaker 1: you're cursing at me, and listen. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: your problem is, but I'm trying to get your kid

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Speaker 1: to learn how to parallel park. You know, I can't

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Speaker 1: wait for the day when everybody has a driverless car

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Speaker 1: and then dips like you are going to be out

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Speaker 1: of business driverless cars or for stupid people? All right?

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Speaker 1: Is your son stupid? Listen? Listen? L dipot, do you

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Speaker 1: like it better if it's in Spanish? Look, your foul

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Speaker 1: language doesn't mean anything to me. I've heard it all before.

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Speaker 1: All right, what are you a seven year old? If

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Speaker 1: you can't have an adult conversation, maybe we should end

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Speaker 1: this conversation. I mean, I'm just trying to tell you

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Speaker 1: you don't know what you're doing. Okay, cars driving, you

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Speaker 1: know what I'm doing. I've taught hundreds, maybe thousands of

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Speaker 1: people how to drive. Yeah, way back in the fifties

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Speaker 1: when you had the parallel park yourself cars. Being born

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Speaker 1: in the fifties, and I don't understand what these age

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Speaker 1: insults are gonna do. All right, then we're not going anywhere.

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Speaker 1: All right, Hey, what is your fall? Hey, dippy, don't

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Speaker 1: call me a dip? All right? Hey, watch the language man, seriously.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, you're a hypocrite. Now I understand why

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Speaker 1: your kids so screwed up. He's got you for a father.

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Speaker 1: Now I almost feel pity for him. No, the kids

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Speaker 1: make fun of him, so because he's a dip. So

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Speaker 1: I guess it takes a dip to know you're calling

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Speaker 1: my son. Well, yeah, well I did call your kid

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Speaker 1: a dip, all right, because you can't try. He doesn't

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Speaker 1: know what he's doing, learning from you who doesn't want him. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I want to hold on, let me stop you right there.

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Speaker 1: I want to tell you this is a prank phone call. Sir.

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Speaker 1: We have never met before, but I can tell you

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Speaker 1: from this short conversation that I am sure that you

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Speaker 1: are one terrible father. Well, no, what I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: tell you is I'm not actually a father at all.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you. What your wife

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Speaker 1: Maureen set you up? Holy? All right? Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe it. Your wife says

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Speaker 1: that you had some kid named Ethan in your class

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Speaker 1: who you always complain about, so I wanted to mess

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Speaker 1: with you. I can't believe. I can't believe you. Guys

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Speaker 1: made me call him add made you. It's not like

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Speaker 1: you did that on your own. Man. No, No, he

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Speaker 1: seems a good kid, just terrible with driving. Wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with jubil foone taps weekday mornings on the

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Speaker 1: twenties poly On removing ninety two point five