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Speaker 1: Jewels Second date Update. Everybody dreams of getting a little
Speaker 1: action when they go on vacation, right, yeah, even married
Speaker 1: people when they go on vacation, they think that they're
Speaker 1: going to find that special someone, like you know, you're
Speaker 1: just out there on the beach and you're like, maybe
Speaker 1: I could upgrade before I head home. Well, Brian, who's
Speaker 1: on the phone right now, met a special somebody on
Speaker 1: vacation and apparently that's who he wants to call today
Speaker 1: for his second date update. What's up, Brian? How are you? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: I'm good. Are you single or were you there with
Speaker 1: your you know, wife or whatever on vacation and now
Speaker 1: you want to call somebody else? I was single, but
Speaker 1: I was, you know, in company with my my stepdad. So, well,
Speaker 1: are you're you're hooking up with your stepdad? Come on?
Speaker 1: Come on? I know it's too far, isn't it. No,
Speaker 1: he's got a bucket list, and one of those things
Speaker 1: was you wanted to go down to Mexico to go tishing.
Speaker 1: So we went. We went down there together. Oh how fun?
Speaker 1: What an awesome trip. Yeah it was. It was kind
Speaker 1: of great. It was just me and him and a
Speaker 1: boat and a lot of fish. We never really found.
Speaker 1: I want to go fishing but not catch anything. All right.
Speaker 1: So what's the name of the lady that you the
Speaker 1: special lady that you met? Holly? And where'd you meet Holly?
Speaker 1: You know, we were just staying at the same resort,
Speaker 1: and I just kept seeing her around everywhere. Okay, kept
Speaker 1: seeing her and then you'd follow her around from time,
Speaker 1: trying to get her attention. You guys are not going
Speaker 1: to make too much fun of me. Uh No, I
Speaker 1: was with my stepdad. It's his bucket list. I couldn't
Speaker 1: break that bond. So you know, all right, just leave
Speaker 1: him alone. The whole time. Just were like, sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: hooking up with this chick, dude, I'll be back later.
Speaker 1: Leave your stepdad alone for the whole vacation. So we
Speaker 1: don't think I didn't sing about that. I thought about
Speaker 1: that all the time. Well, how did you actually strike
Speaker 1: up a conversation with her? One evening? My step dad
Speaker 1: talked in early, so I went down to the bar
Speaker 1: grabbed a drink, and I saw her sitting at a
Speaker 1: table with a gaggle of girls, look like a girl's
Speaker 1: night out or something, and they were just laughing it up.
Speaker 1: So you approached a table full of women that can
Speaker 1: be intimidated. Actually, actually I didn't. So how did you
Speaker 1: start talking to her then? If you never went up
Speaker 1: to her? So you know, I'm watching them and they're
Speaker 1: getting pretty raucous and one of them, one of them,
Speaker 1: is getting belligerent. Well, and is that the one you like? No, No,
Speaker 1: nothing like her. And she had so much she's wiped
Speaker 1: a couple of glasses off the table, smashing them. And
Speaker 1: you know, at that point he was out of control.
Speaker 1: So I offered to help out. Okay, so they were
Speaker 1: drunk after her, they were dropping glasses and stuff, and
Speaker 1: you offered to help pick it up. Well, I offered
Speaker 1: to help get her friend under control. It was basically
Speaker 1: shouting and screaming. I mean, I assume that's when you
Speaker 1: struck up the conversation finally and asked Holly out Not
Speaker 1: quite yet, No, I had to Her friend was rather large,
Speaker 1: so I had to kind of hauler up and you know,
Speaker 1: shover in the elevator. And then so you had to
Speaker 1: restrain her friend and throw her in an elevator and
Speaker 1: then what take her to bed or something? Basically, yeah,
Speaker 1: they couldn't handle her. She was she was big, and okay,
Speaker 1: we get the big part. You don't need to put
Speaker 1: so much emphasis on it. Were the friends thankful for
Speaker 1: you or were they frightened by you? No? No, they
Speaker 1: were totally grateful. I mean it was a three man
Speaker 1: job or a two girl a one man job to
Speaker 1: you know, hauler and elevator and pull her down the
Speaker 1: hall into the room. Okay, so they were glad that
Speaker 1: you helped them kind of wrangle their really drunk friend
Speaker 1: totally larger. I'm gonna make sure we point out. Okay,
Speaker 1: so after you guys were done getting her friend in
Speaker 1: bed or whatever, is that when you asked her out?
Speaker 1: Well a little bit. I chatted with them a bit.
Speaker 1: I got to know their names, and I invited her
Speaker 1: to take a walk with me on the beach. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. So, I mean that's pretty trusting of her
Speaker 1: to take a walk on a dark beach with a
Speaker 1: stranger that she's never been. Not really, I was the
Speaker 1: one who helped her plus sized friends into the bed
Speaker 1: description of her body side. All right, so how was
Speaker 1: the walk on the beach. Was it super romantic? She
Speaker 1: hammered like, kind of like her friend too, and it
Speaker 1: was just a sloppy walk on the beach. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: she was so cool. It was like it was romantic.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just me and her some waves, and
Speaker 1: you know, she put her hand in. I don't get
Speaker 1: too sentimental, but she put her hand inside of mine
Speaker 1: and we just wound up making it out like crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh man, Yeah, it's nothing I ever did before. So
Speaker 1: I mean, that's great that you had an awesome makeup session,
Speaker 1: But how are you guys going to connect in the
Speaker 1: real world. I feel like vacation world in real world
Speaker 1: are different worlds. I mean, I thought that was it.
Speaker 1: I mean I told her, listen, I gotta go back
Speaker 1: home next day. Raciation's over. And I asked her where
Speaker 1: she lived, and incredible enough, she was in the same
Speaker 1: town as me. Shut up, no way, are you for real?
Speaker 1: Always for real, always for real? All right, that's exciting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when it was totally pumped about it, I felt like shouting,
Speaker 1: but I didn't. I just said, yeah, we get back.
Speaker 1: Would you like to grab some dinner. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: why not? And did she say yes to that? Or yeah,
Speaker 1: she said yes to that and started making out with
Speaker 1: me again? Okay, awesome, So did you guys go to
Speaker 1: dinner yet? Not the problem when we made a date
Speaker 1: and a few days later I got a text saying, um,
Speaker 1: she wasn't gonna be able to make it and she
Speaker 1: needed to be honest with me and said there isn't
Speaker 1: any chemistry between us, which I know is sorry. I said,
Speaker 1: there's no chemistry, but when you guys are made it
Speaker 1: out with you on a beach in Mexico. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she made out? Was the not once twice? Yeah? It was?
Speaker 1: It was it was hot, it was something. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't know that it was hot for her if that's
Speaker 1: what she's saying. Oh, come on, it was hot. So
Speaker 1: after she texts you that is that the last you've
Speaker 1: heard from her? That's it? Did you respond to her? Like?
Speaker 1: What do you even say to that? I disagree? I
Speaker 1: said that's not what I sold it in Mexico and
Speaker 1: no response. Not okay, Well we'll play a song, come
Speaker 1: back and call her and get your second date update?
Speaker 1: Okay please, madam? All right, hang up brooking jubil in
Speaker 1: the Morning Date if you're just tuning in for today's
Speaker 1: second date update, Brian is on the phone and he
Speaker 1: wants to call a girl named Holly. They met while
Speaker 1: they were actually on vacation, not together, but they were
Speaker 1: at the same resort in Mexico. They actually met, went
Speaker 1: for a walk on the beach and made out there,
Speaker 1: and then he found out that they live in the
Speaker 1: same town, which is super rare, and they agreed to
Speaker 1: go get dinner when she got back because he was
Speaker 1: leaving earlier. But since then, she send him a text
Speaker 1: message saying that she thinks they don't have any chemistry
Speaker 1: and she's not interested in dinner. And you know, whenever
Speaker 1: you make up with somebody like on a vacation or
Speaker 1: I was like, this is sweet, I'm never going to
Speaker 1: see this person again, and I wonder if that's what
Speaker 1: she was thinking, and then she's like, oh wait, there
Speaker 1: is an opportunity to see him again, and that's why
Speaker 1: she's blowing him off. But we'll find out in just
Speaker 1: a second. Can I ask? Because I think this one
Speaker 1: is going to be a little frustrating for a lot
Speaker 1: of people listening, Because Brent, she gave you a reason
Speaker 1: why she's not calling you and you're still bugging her.
Speaker 1: What I mean, what's the goal here? I just don't
Speaker 1: know what you're expecting. We went down to the beach,
Speaker 1: we made out not once, but twice, and it was
Speaker 1: like idellic. It was one of those perfect things. Then
Speaker 1: when we got back home, we texted and she was
Speaker 1: totally into it, and then all of a sudden, chemistry
Speaker 1: comes out of the blue, out of nowhere. So sings off, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it sounds like there's something else. Maybe she actually is
Speaker 1: in a relationship. And then she got back home she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I was super drunk that night. Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 1: That maybe what's going on here. But i'd like to know. Okay,
Speaker 1: you promise you're not just one of those guys can't understand. No, no,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, Well I'm gonna call her right now.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hi, gon I speak to Holly please. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is her, Holly, how are you? This is Jewel
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Uh, I don't
Speaker 1: know what that is. Okay, it's a it's a radio show.
Speaker 1: It's called Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Still probably
Speaker 1: don't know what that means, but I don't. I'm calling
Speaker 1: you today because we do a segment on our show
Speaker 1: called the Second Date Update. That's where if you go
Speaker 1: out on a date with somebody and then end up
Speaker 1: blowing them off after, they can email us to get
Speaker 1: you on the phone and ask what happened. So that's
Speaker 1: why we're calling today. I mean, maybe he has the
Speaker 1: wrong number or something. I don't know. Who would Well,
Speaker 1: let me ask you this. Have you recently gone on
Speaker 1: a vacation in Mexico? Yeah? Okay, then I think you're
Speaker 1: the right Hollie because the dude that emailed us his
Speaker 1: name is Brian, Okay, and he told us about meeting
Speaker 1: you in Mexico and said that you guys hit it off,
Speaker 1: even went for a walk on the beach and made
Speaker 1: out a little bit, and you were supposed to go
Speaker 1: to dinner when you got back to the States. But
Speaker 1: since then, you've texted him and told him that you
Speaker 1: don't feel there's any chemistry. Yeah, this is really odd.
Speaker 1: Why is he calling the radio? I mean, what else
Speaker 1: did he say? That's pretty much it. He just wants
Speaker 1: to know why, all of a sudden there's no chemistry
Speaker 1: when he thought you guys hit it off greatly. Oh okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a lot, you know. And I told him too,
Speaker 1: like obviously you told him exactly why you didn't want
Speaker 1: to go out with him again. But he swears that
Speaker 1: he thinks something changed, and it didn't change when you
Speaker 1: guys were making out, that it changed once you got back.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, okay, Well, to be honest, like I don't
Speaker 1: trust him. I think trust him. He seemed really sweet
Speaker 1: in Mexico, but then when I got back, I started like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, like red flags, I don't, I don't
Speaker 1: he sent me. He sent me texts that are like inappropriate?
Speaker 1: And was it? Were they like sex text or something?
Speaker 1: Or well? Yeah, I mean, yeah, you you understand what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Like he said he sent you pictures. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you want to get technical, they weren't pictures, but
Speaker 1: they were not appropriate texts. Okay, so he got all
Speaker 1: he got all pervy on you out of them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and why I mean, like, and how is it a
Speaker 1: mystery that you're not wanting to go out with them?
Speaker 1: Then that's what I don't get. I mean again, he
Speaker 1: was really really sweet in Mexico, but then he started
Speaker 1: getting all perfect and I don't. I don't want to
Speaker 1: see him again. Well, let's ask him about it, Holly,
Speaker 1: because the pervert is on the other phone listening right now.
Speaker 1: I wants to talk to you. Yeah, Brian is actually
Speaker 1: on the other line and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Are you there, Brian? Yeah, yep. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: didn't know that you were going to be on the line.
Speaker 1: This is so embarrassing. Ears what, I don't even know
Speaker 1: what kind of perverted stuff you're talking about. You know
Speaker 1: exactly what you sent me, and I'm just I'm not
Speaker 1: that kind of girl. So what hang on? Tell me specifics,
Speaker 1: because really I'm really confused. Yeah, I want to know
Speaker 1: specifics too. I want to know what kind of perverted
Speaker 1: stuff he sent you. You sent me a bunch of
Speaker 1: eggplant emojis, and I know what that means, bro smelling.
Speaker 1: What's the problem with that? The problem is, come on,
Speaker 1: I did send you a bunch of eggplant emojis when
Speaker 1: I was talking about dinner. So I don't care what
Speaker 1: you said about dinner. You put that after dinner. I
Speaker 1: know what you want to do after dinner. Seriously, all right,
Speaker 1: I got to clear this up. I'm gonna read you
Speaker 1: the text, so to listen here it is excited to
Speaker 1: take you to dinner this week. I know this is
Speaker 1: perfect place, period. And then I put one, two, three
Speaker 1: eggplants emojis. Yeah, that's a pervy text for sure. And
Speaker 1: why are you actually dumb like it's not a pervy text,
Speaker 1: that's a totally pervy text. How is that pervy? How
Speaker 1: is an eggplant pervy? I just don't get that up
Speaker 1: that you are. Just are you just trying to be dumb?
Speaker 1: So to save face, I don't really know. I have
Speaker 1: no idea what you're talking about, So you you don't
Speaker 1: know what the egg plant emoji stands for. I have
Speaker 1: no idea what you guys are talking about. I only
Speaker 1: put those eggplant emojis there because she told me in
Speaker 1: mex he was a vegetarian. Shut up, Holly, are you
Speaker 1: really a vegetarian? Yeah, but that doesn't mean that he
Speaker 1: can send inappropriate stuff still, damn, Holly. I put those
Speaker 1: there because I found a vegetarian restaurant to take you too.
Speaker 1: Do you really you really not know what the egg
Speaker 1: plant stands for in emoji language? Brian, No, I don't eglant.
Speaker 1: That's all I saw. Yeah, stands for something else. Man,
Speaker 1: out of all the vegetable emojis like salad emoji, something else,
Speaker 1: why would you choose that one if you weren't trying
Speaker 1: to be perverted? I don't know. It was the first
Speaker 1: one that came up in the vegetable category. Do you
Speaker 1: believe him, Holly, I don't know. It sounds like he's
Speaker 1: changing his story. I thought that you want to see
Speaker 1: stuff after dinner. No, No, I wasn't thinking about anything.
Speaker 1: I didn't know secret meeting of the egg plant. I
Speaker 1: wasn't thinking about that at all. Baby later on, But
Speaker 1: I didn't mean anything by that chat. I was thinking it.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say it though. I don't know what to think.
Speaker 1: I mean, you shouldn't send those to anyone, no matter what. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm confused on this one too. Guys, there any other
Speaker 1: vegetables I should know about at this point? There are
Speaker 1: a few things, yeah, that you shouldn't send, But maybe
Speaker 1: maybe Holly can explain those to you in person. Holly,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out on a second date
Speaker 1: with Brian? We'll pay for it. I really don't think
Speaker 1: he understood what the egg plant emoji was. Um, he
Speaker 1: seems like he seemed genuine, which is kind of cute.
Speaker 1: He didn't know what an eggplant emoji meant, so, Holly,
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. I did not know the secret meeting
Speaker 1: of egg class, and I won't send dating war film
Speaker 1: never Oh, look at you gotta laugh. I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess you were just naive about it. Sounds a little unbelievable,
Speaker 1: but I will give you the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 1: So is that a yes? Then? Yeah? Congratulations, Brian, you
Speaker 1: got a second date. That is awesome news. Holly, thank
Speaker 1: you for giving me another chance. I'm going to send
Speaker 1: you another text. It's going to be clean and unmistakable
Speaker 1: at a great time in Mexico. I think we're gonna
Speaker 1: have another one here, Brian. Obviously you need to brush
Speaker 1: up on your emojis. Okay, So is there a class
Speaker 1: I can take online on YouTube so I can brush
Speaker 1: up on it? Maybe, just yeah, maybe you can look
Speaker 1: on YouTube or ask some friends or something. I will
Speaker 1: tell you that the splash emoji means have a nice day,
Speaker 1: so as much as possible, Okay, in the morning,