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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on every Friday

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Speaker 1: and ask doctor Jesse Friday. And this is an extra

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Speaker 1: I know I'm most to be very worried about that.

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Speaker 1: This is the most productive few days in Congress of

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Speaker 1: my entire life. You know why, because they've done nothing.

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Speaker 1: It's fantastic. I'll get to that in a few all right,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'll start with that. But here's I mean,

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Speaker 1: We're all over the place tonight because if you're asked

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Speaker 1: Doctor Jesse questions, I'm going to address people want to

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Speaker 1: know about the holdouts, Why the holdouts in Congress. I'll

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Speaker 1: talk about that. I'm going to talk about me being

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Speaker 1: right about something once again, in courtesy of New York.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to talk about people struggling right now, Rivers

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Speaker 1: of melted butter, my favorite sub Should you join the

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Speaker 1: military now that the vax mandate is over? What should

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Speaker 1: you do if your kids' school is going crazy? I

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Speaker 1: have heavy questions, fun questions, time travel, history, all that

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Speaker 1: and so much, so much more coming up tonight on

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Speaker 1: the world famous Jesse Kelly's show. I'm even going to

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Speaker 1: talk about toxic people. Well, that'll be fun, that won't

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Speaker 1: be offensive. But let's begin with this question here, Jesse,

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Speaker 1: what are the twenty conservatives holding out for? All the

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Speaker 1: focus is on what McCarthy and the rest of them

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Speaker 1: are willing to give up and do, But what is

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Speaker 1: it the twenty holdouts want? The fact that they are

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Speaker 1: let's discuss it. What's going on? What's really happening here? Well,

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Speaker 1: As is often the case, when you have more than

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Speaker 1: one person involved, you have more than one motivation. And

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Speaker 1: it's really important for us to always be as discerning

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Speaker 1: to always try, don't we always do that on the show?

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Speaker 1: Understand the why? I realize that the norm in radio

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Speaker 1: as RITA headline react to it, Rida headline, react to it?

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Speaker 1: Do we do that? Here? We dig in why? What's

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Speaker 1: What do they really want? The why is the most

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Speaker 1: we'll be reading headlines. The why is always what matters?

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Speaker 1: Why are we seeing what we see right now? Well,

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Speaker 1: the answer is complicated. Not to sound like your wife,

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Speaker 1: but it's complicated. First of all, let's address to people

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Speaker 1: who have already gone in for McCarthy. Do they all

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Speaker 1: suck bunch of rhino losers, you suck traders? No, not

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Speaker 1: all of them. Yes, of course, many of the people

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Speaker 1: who've already thrown in right away and voted for McCarthy.

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Speaker 1: They are a bunch of worthless, rhino low TGOP losers

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Speaker 1: There's no question there's a bunch of those guys. Is

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Speaker 1: it all of them? Though? Would you consider maybe you

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Speaker 1: Marjorie Taylor Green some worthless sellout? Come on, now, let's

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Speaker 1: let's not let's not be ridiculous. That's a human being

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Speaker 1: I mean themselves. That's obvious. Are there some in there

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Speaker 1: I will tell you right now, Dan Bishop, then Bishop

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Speaker 1: the great congressmen ever. Chip Roy, Texas, chip Roy's one

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Speaker 1: a lot better human being than I'll ever be a

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Speaker 1: after what he did. I don't know. I know it's

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Speaker 1: But during big fights it's tempting to make it easy,

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Speaker 1: to make it black and white and cut and dry.

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Speaker 1: Good guys, bad guys. And I don't know which camp

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Speaker 1: I'm a simple man. I am a simple man. You

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Speaker 1: in very few things in life. That's just who I am.

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Speaker 1: Give me a documentary, a good book, a glass of bourbon,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a complicated man. What you see, what you

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Speaker 1: This is why I am so as a simple man.

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Speaker 1: I like things to be simple, everything to be simple,

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Speaker 1: in a simple way. Tell me the sides. Good guys,

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Speaker 1: I love bringing this up because it's such a hot topic.

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Speaker 1: Even to this day. I find it fascinated the Civil War.

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Speaker 1: the Civil War, the horrible affairs, six hundred thousand dead Americans,

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Speaker 1: brother fighting brothers, state fighting state. And so what do

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Speaker 1: you get In most American schools? You get this North good,

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Speaker 1: that's it. They were Nazis over traders. Okay, well that's idiotic.

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Speaker 1: oftentimes how people want to learn things. People want to

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Speaker 1: learn things in a simple way. Just make it easy

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Speaker 1: it easy for me to understand. I've got news for you.

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Speaker 1: There are people amongst those twenty holdouts they'd sell you

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Speaker 1: They all have different demands. Someone in Kevin McCarthy's pack

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Speaker 1: ones I actually support. Some want investigations, congressional investigations to

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Speaker 1: So totally support them. Different motivations for different people. We

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Speaker 1: to be quite it's very straightforward. We're going to talk

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Speaker 1: about crime, why you're seeing what you're seeing out there,

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Speaker 1: and then someone struggling financially. Hang on, you're listening to

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Speaker 1: good to be here on an asked doctor Jesse Friday. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know that was a heavy opening. It was a

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Speaker 1: heavy good We gotta deal with gotta deal with things. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Then we're gonna deal with people down financially, rivers of

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Speaker 1: little bit lighter here real quick. Hey, menu whisper. My

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Speaker 1: finger sub toasted with American and hots. Oh, I'll spare

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Speaker 1: you people who don't know menus, hots are almost undoually

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Speaker 1: a reference to hot peppers anywhere in Jersey. Well, everyone

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Speaker 1: You put hot pepper, hot pepper mix on the sandwich. Oh,

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Speaker 1: chicken fingers with American cheese and hots sounds real good.

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Speaker 1: I need to clarify something. I could just say cheese

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Speaker 1: steak for you here, I'm a cheese steak freak. I

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Speaker 1: I find a good cheese steak, I get what Chris.

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Speaker 1: Chris said, it doesn't count as a sub. That's my point.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that counts as a sub because cheese

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Speaker 1: steaks there the best sub out there. A hot Italian sub,

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Speaker 1: nothing better, as long as it has cappacola on it.

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Speaker 1: Italian sub, I mean one where they toast it and

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Speaker 1: they put cappacola on it, and then you put some

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Speaker 1: banana peppers on there afterwards, that's fantastic. If you're one

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Speaker 1: of these people who gets pizza out, you'd probably even

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Speaker 1: though you're a woman, so you're not allowed to work here,

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Speaker 1: you'd probably get along really well with Chris and Michael.

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Speaker 1: Because I I'm a pizza fanatic. I am. I can't

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Speaker 1: about crime, because there's this new stat about New York

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Speaker 1: want to buy your husband something awesome, a new hunting rifle.

425
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:45,879
Speaker 1: This is something great, something expensive, something that costs a lot. Right,

426
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 1: I know what it's like. And when you watch other

427
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 1: people go through or where you watch other people do

428
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 1: better or quote better, You watch other people give more

429
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 1: and get more and have a more lavish Christmas than

430
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 1: you had. That hurts, and it also serves as a

431
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 1: reminder that things are pretty tight around the house. Holidays

432
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 1: I mentioned many times leading up to Christmas. Holidays is Yes,

433
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Speaker 1: it's a wonderful time a year. It can be a

434
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:15,400
Speaker 1: very very difficult time a year for other people. But

435
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:19,200
Speaker 1: if I can make a very lame attempt at making

436
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:23,639
Speaker 1: you feel better, And this applies to every single person

437
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,679
Speaker 1: who may be going through it financially right now, and

438
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 1: I know there are a lot of you. I see

439
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 1: the numbers I brought it up last night. I see

440
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 1: the fact that Americans are draining their savings. They are trillions,

441
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:37,359
Speaker 1: by the way, and personal savings being drained. Americans are

442
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 1: racking up credit card debt. Okay, So if you're draining

443
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 1: your savings and you're racking up credit card debt, that

444
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 1: tells me you're not making ends meet. They're trying to

445
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,400
Speaker 1: keep up with the Joneses. You're barely keeping your head

446
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 1: above water. And by this point in time, as someone

447
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 1: who's been there, you're probably looking around and thinking, Man,

448
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 1: this sucks. I'm desperate. Someone help. Who's going to save us? Now?

449
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,160
Speaker 1: I said all that to say this, I'm not what

450
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,919
Speaker 1: you would call the best comforter in the world. I

451
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,119
Speaker 1: guess I'm a little rough around the edges according to

452
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 1: the wife. Shut up, Chris, But I'm gonna try to

453
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 1: make you feel better, all right. If you're hurting right now,

454
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to make you feel better. Hang oh

455
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:17,400
Speaker 1: God on Nat him only side on me. Jesse Kelly.

456
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the

457
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Chris asked me how much money I

458
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 1: thought led Zeppelin spent on drugs. It had to be

459
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: a lot. It had to be a lot. Well, it's

460
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 1: funny they took kind of the same path the Beatles went.

461
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: Remember money, everyone, we're actually talking about money right now

462
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,879
Speaker 1: on the Jesse Kelly Show. And if you're struggling and

463
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 1: things like that. But money really, really, like the saying goes,

464
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 1: makes you more of what you are. And it's really

465
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: generally not good for bands who were kind of weird anyway,

466
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 1: because I mean, musicians are just different. Look as a

467
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 1: frontman of Deleterious consequences. I can tell you we're a

468
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 1: different breed us musicians anyway. Musicians are a little different anyway.

469
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 1: It's generally not a good idea to give a musician

470
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 1: millions of dollars so he never has to worry about

471
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 1: that at all. Led Zeppelin, you listen to their music

472
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 1: from the beginning two towards the end, it gets a

473
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: little weird. The Beatles did the same thing too. It

474
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,880
Speaker 1: just starts to get a little weird. Hey, fellas, maybe

475
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,400
Speaker 1: we don't Maybe we don't need here one today. Maybe

476
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 1: we should just actually just write some music. It's probably

477
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 1: for the best. Drugs are those things. I'm gonna sound

478
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 1: like my father. You know what my father does. It's hilarious.

479
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 1: I'll get back to the financing thing here in a moment.

480
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 1: And I know I'm gonna be this because I watched

481
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: myself turning into my father every day, my dad. For

482
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,479
Speaker 1: some reason, Whenever anyone's driving a really nice car, my

483
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 1: dad accuses them and doing drugs. Look at that car,

484
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 1: that's a nice one. Probably deals drugs. Everyone's a drug dealer,

485
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: all right. Anyway. The person said she was struggling over

486
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 1: Christmas financially and talked about her out of touch boss

487
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 1: and don't get that and get to that part in

488
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Speaker 1: a second. But here's my attempt to make you feel better.

489
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: You like when I tell stories about me? And what

490
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 1: are your favorite stories? I get email after email after

491
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 1: email about your favorite stories about me? One of it? Look,

492
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 1: one of your favorite stories? Is this? Here about? How

493
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 1: about this? For a story? I'll tell you it again.

494
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 1: We three or four years ago took a vacation to Cancoon.

495
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: Flights are super cheap from Houston. It's a straight shop there.

496
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: You can get a Southwest flight down there for nothing.

497
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: Flights are super cheap. We stayed at one of those

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Speaker 1: all inclusive resorts. We weren't gonna have to stress about

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00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 1: food and drinks and things like that. I think our

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Speaker 1: plan was for four days, so we couldn't affoord a week,

501
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: but four days and can't coot all inclusive resort hey Cancoon,

502
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 1: right sweet? And we went down to Cancun and the

503
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: trip was an utter disaster. And here's how the trip went.

504
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 1: I can't believe this happened because I never get sick.

505
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: Got sick first, I mean, stomach wise, My stomach's made

506
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 1: of nails. Stomach wise, boom Montezuma's Revenge sick. Day one, Okay,

507
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 1: that sucks, I climb out of it. Day two, all right,

508
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 1: what are we gonna do? Hey, there's an all inclusive.

509
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: It's included in the resort. So there was a magic show. Hey,

510
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: kids love magic? I love magic. Who doesn't love magic?

511
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 1: By the way, quickside note, dudes, single, dudes, you can

512
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 1: laugh at me all you want. Learn a magic trick, brother,

513
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 1: don't It doesn't have to be a bunch. Yeah, Chris

514
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: said one or two. Don't go overboard. No, he's right,

515
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 1: No, no no, no, you don't want to be a magician.

516
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 1: Be the guy who knows a magic trick. Dimes love

517
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 1: it absolutely, eat it up. Anyway, Let's go see a

518
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 1: magic trick. Let's go see a magic show. We get

519
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 1: into the lobby of the magic show. My oldest son,

520
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 1: James looks at me and says, Dad, I don't feel good,

521
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 1: and I'm as I'm saying, what's wrong. He turns and

522
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 1: runs away from me. My kids don't run away from

523
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 1: you when you're talking to them. They're very polite boys.

524
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 1: He's sprinting a cross the lobby in front of all

525
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 1: these people, say hints credit. What a stud gets to

526
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: the lobby trash can, where he promptly evacuates everything that

527
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 1: he had eaten for dinner into the trash can. Okay, gosh, okay,

528
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 1: so I just got over being sick. I'm still weak.

529
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 1: He's sick. We got to go back to the one

530
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: parent has to go back to the room with him.

531
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, so get that sucks. That's kid number two.

532
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 1: Next day comes around, he's starting to come out of it.

533
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 1: We have a plan to go zip lining in Mexico.

534
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 1: I told you we love it. Adventure is the Kelly family.

535
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 1: One day, I'm just not going to be here anymore.

536
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 1: And just though we did something stupid that got a

537
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 1: cell killed, we go zip lining. And when I say

538
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 1: zip lenning, I need to clarify the first tower you

539
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 1: go on, I believe what's five hundred feet high? There

540
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 1: are all these towers through the all Chris, it's intense.

541
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 1: Don't be a woods Chris. It's awesome. It's awesome. We're

542
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 1: on the way there, my youngest. As we're driving there,

543
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 1: we're in a big shuttle van because it's a free

544
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: shuttle for the everyone at the resort who's going, says

545
00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 1: I don't feel good. He doesn't make it out of

546
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 1: the car, the van doesn't get pulled over in time.

547
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 1: Boom pukes in the van. This is how the three

548
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: days at Cancun has gone so far. Finally, finally, that

549
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 1: little trooper actually went zip lining as he was puking,

550
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 1: I might point out. The next day finally comes and

551
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 1: it's been the vacation from hell, absolute hell, and we

552
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: decide we are doing something nice for ourselves. It costs

553
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: a little extra, but we were going to book a

554
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 1: couple's massage. Let's go get a couple's massage at the

555
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 1: resort and do something nice. Everything else has sucked. I

556
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 1: don't think I've had a cocktail by this point in time.

557
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: It's just everyone's sick. Where they had this cool little

558
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 1: play area for the kids at the resort where you

559
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 1: can check them in, and with all these chaperones and babysitters,

560
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: and we go, we take the kids and we check

561
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 1: them into this kid's area. As you're leaving the kids area,

562
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: there's a little ledge, I want to say, two or

563
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 1: three inches little ledge walking out of the kids area.

564
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 1: The wife is walking ahead of me. She has a

565
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: purse on her arm. It's sunny outside. She goes digging

566
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 1: into a purse for her sunglasses. As she's walking out,

567
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 1: doesn't see the ledge boom, goes down, goes down and

568
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 1: immediately looks up at me, my wife. Again. She's hard

569
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 1: as nails, so there's no crying. But she says, I

570
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 1: think I just broke my ankle. Remember this, this woman

571
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,479
Speaker 1: has fractured her stern. I'm in gymnastics. She's been through

572
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 1: multiple surgeries. When she says she broke her ankle, she

573
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: broke her ankle. Okay, have to go get the resort staff.

574
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 1: They have to scramble out there, put her in a wheelchair,

575
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: wheel her into the resort doctor, where she spends the

576
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 1: day in a cast in the room with Mexican pain pills.

577
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 1: I'm not making this up. And that night finally rolls around.

578
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 1: This is our last night in Kancun. We decide we're

579
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: going to go bowling. We go down, she comes down,

580
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,239
Speaker 1: She crutches herself. She's uncrutches which are too big for her.

581
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,000
Speaker 1: I might point out she's short. She's five too. I

582
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: teach the boys how to bowl, I'm trying to teach

583
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: her how to bowl. And the resort's bowling alley. She's

584
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: just watching. She's sitting there sipping on a margharite. At

585
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 1: this point in time, sits on a margharita. We get

586
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: dumb bowling. Hey, let's let's go back after the room

587
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 1: and go to sleep and go home. This vacation's been horrible.

588
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 1: She takes one step while one step in the crutches,

589
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 1: then another the crutches get caught in the carpet and

590
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:18,319
Speaker 1: her other ankle boom. God not making this up. This

591
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 1: is a true story. Now both of our ankles are

592
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 1: blown out. We have to wheel her through the airport.

593
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 1: Wheel her through the airport. We don't even have to

594
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 1: go through normal security, which was actually cool, by the way,

595
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 1: because she was such a bad physical shape. She had

596
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,840
Speaker 1: to get wheeled through the airport in a wheelchair and

597
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 1: onto the airplane. This is not even the end of

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00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: the story. I'll finish the story in just a second.

599
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:46,280
Speaker 1: I have to do this really quickly. First, your doctor,

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00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:49,359
Speaker 1: the medical institutions in this country. I don't have to

601
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 1: explain to you that they are quickly going the way

602
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 1: of Mexico. I have resolved. In fact, my whole family has,

603
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: the wife, has the kids have We are going to

604
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 1: visit the doctor less and less, and there's only one

605
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 1: way to guarantee that you visit the doctor less and less.

606
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:07,760
Speaker 1: I get. I know life happens. That's making sure you're healthier,

607
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 1: working out more, eating a little better, and making sure

608
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: your body is getting in it the vitamins it needs.

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00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 1: You have to get the nutrition or your body's going

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00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:19,879
Speaker 1: to go to crap. This is why I started doing

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Speaker 1: blood work every year. This is a big part, honestly,

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