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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, you guys driving in your tugboats this.

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Speaker 2: Morning, probably on their way to court.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, A lot of cases get started on Mondays.

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Speaker 3: They have the weekends to make their final preparations. Then

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Speaker 3: the lawyers hunker down in Monday morning, they're in the

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Speaker 3: courtroom saying I object.

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Speaker 1: And truck drivers. We all know that's how America gets

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Speaker 1: its uh products. God bless you guys and women out there.

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Speaker 3: Man, man, I'm watching I guess this Oklahoma game is live.

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Speaker 3: I just watched a girl hit a home run live.

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Speaker 3: It's pretty cool and on the screen it says two too,

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Speaker 3: but if you look below it, it says two to one.

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Speaker 3: ESBN needs to really work on their updating the scool

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Speaker 3: up now it's too too.

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Speaker 2: They updated it.

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Speaker 1: You really saw it live? Saw live? Man, that's cooler

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Speaker 1: than shit man.

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Speaker 2: Live.

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Speaker 1: Oh the one too, saw loser? Arnolds? What up? Everybody?

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Speaker 2: I am lunchbox.

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Speaker 3: I know the most about sports, so I'll give you

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Speaker 3: the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much

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Speaker 3: a sports genius.

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Speaker 1: Arnold. Let everybody hear your voice, Arnold, what the hell's

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Speaker 1: the problem? Sound like you're having sex? What's up, y'all?

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Speaker 1: It says, and I'm from the North Alpha male, live

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Speaker 1: on the West Side with Baser. That's enough for now.

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Speaker 1: I got talking to Justin. He said he's listening to

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Speaker 1: this one as he rides the train home after a

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Speaker 1: hell of a weekend shift at the hospital. He said,

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Speaker 3: So he works on the weekdays and weekends. He doesn't

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Speaker 3: have days off. I don't understand, like what a doctor does.

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Speaker 3: I don't really get because at a hospital there are

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Speaker 3: no weekends. So does he work like one day on,

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Speaker 3: two days off, or is he like five days on

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Speaker 3: and then three days off.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Well, I I'm not his super advisor, but.

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Speaker 2: I vguar you talk to him and know his schedule.

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Speaker 1: All I know is in Nashville, when he was at Vanderbilt,

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Speaker 1: it seemed like it was Monday through Friday. He played

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Speaker 1: golf every day at two pm. Now that he moved

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Speaker 1: to Boston, he works every weekend. Sometimes it's sixteen hour shifts.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't play a lot of golf. Sounds god awful. That's

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Speaker 1: all I can tell you. Over and out.

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Speaker 2: Ray, I thought you were going to hang up and listen,

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Speaker 1: Want a real breakdown of what it's like ray in Boston,

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Speaker 1: and it's also rainy and cold. It was ninety and

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Speaker 1: sends me a picture. It's fifty one in rainy and

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Speaker 1: there's nobody at the pool but a chipmunk to playing

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was weird. The pool was packed this weekend, like,

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Speaker 3: there was a lot of people there. I didn't see

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Speaker 3: a younger crowd. Let me show off my butt cheeks.

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Speaker 3: I gotta get the tan on them. We don't have

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was me. Baser Bill Ashley Reeves was there too.

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Speaker 1: She was passed out. I think she was hungover. She

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Speaker 1: might have went back to her she hooked up with Bill.

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Speaker 1: No the we're all just friends. But me and Bill

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Speaker 2: But her and Bill have they ever hooked up. No, no,

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Speaker 2: not even close.

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Speaker 1: Okay, no, they're they're not each other's types.

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Speaker 1: I believe the thicker type got it and just big

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Speaker 3: Oh dude, there was a dude when I used to

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Speaker 1: I was just saying, we got down there early, so Baezer,

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Speaker 1: Me and Bill were sitting there talking. I look around.

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Speaker 1: I looked at Bill, I said, who are these women?

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Speaker 1: So not only did we find the uh, I don't

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Speaker 2: Hey, there's whale tails everywhere, and you're talking to whales.

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Speaker 1: And we god my sound effect. Oh sure, God? And

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Speaker 1: and that's why I left. Ten minutes after this, I

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Speaker 3: The confrontation with people that you don't know is always

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Speaker 3: And I'm sitting there and I'm like, I'm done, I'm spent,

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Speaker 1: We're sitting there.

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Speaker 3: She goes, hey, go get me some water, and I

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Speaker 3: I'm pissed off you don't talk to me that way.

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Speaker 3: It was just like that moment where you say like, okay,

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Speaker 3: And after the third time, it's one of those arguments like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: And that's exactly what it was for me too. It

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Speaker 1: I'm on the Bobby Bone Show. I'm a big show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean, so that's the thing. We were getting called

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Speaker 3: It is weird when people call you out and then

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Speaker 3: but the fact that you are getting called out for it.

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Speaker 3: And so then you go into the Sometimes if it's

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Speaker 2: Here, let me go again. I'll show you. I'll prove

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Speaker 2: it to you do it all the time. Uh.

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Speaker 3: And then you were talking about the big the big girls.

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Speaker 1: And it's almost like he just said, sometimes the hotter

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Speaker 1: Said, like hooking up with He like enjoyed that better.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, And do you think the strip club owner

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Speaker 1: do you fency?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I fency? What do you fency?

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 1: Bigger, smaller, blonde, brunette male female, pride month ray.

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Speaker 3: So back to the pool this weekend. What was weird

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Speaker 3: need dinner at five o'clock?

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Speaker 1: But are you cooking it? Or you ordering any What.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of uncrustables?

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Speaker 2: But here's the thing. I was a single dad all weekend. Well,

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Speaker 3: No, my wife was out of town, so I had

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Speaker 2: What am I doing?

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Speaker 1: Why did I make?

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Speaker 2: But it was so awesome we had to pull it ourselves.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean by that?

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Speaker 1: I mean, what's the worst that could happen under your watch?

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Speaker 1: They're not going to run out of your house? No,

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Speaker 2: Oh my kids can all move.

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Speaker 1: And they could have gone the whole weekend without eating.

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Speaker 3: Your kids are all still gonna be a lot, right.

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Speaker 3: I'm not stressed about them running away or anything like.

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Speaker 2: The stress it is stressful.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's playing with fire. I don't know if i'd

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what my wife said. She said, you took

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Speaker 3: the heck coals? I mean, the pool's open, let's go.

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Speaker 3: It's pools, isn't Yeah, And so we just stayed in

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Speaker 1: But you were willing to risk it for at least

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Speaker 3: It's more of just let's sit here and watch our

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Speaker 2: Oh that was Sunday.

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Speaker 3: Ok, we were gonna go to the pool yesterday, and

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Speaker 3: Bad weather's moving in. And so we started watching Vanderbilt

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Speaker 2: And so it was just like okay.

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Speaker 3: So we played outside, we played tennis, we played soccer,

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Speaker 3: I mean, what was crazy is there was not a

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Speaker 1: I believe it moved into other parts of this city

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Speaker 3: But the Vanderbilt game was on rain delay for three

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Speaker 1: Holy hell, there's a storm. I went outside. I'm documenting it.

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Speaker 1: There was never any rain. It was just a lot

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Speaker 2: Oh there was bad wind.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was homming a little bit off the bluff.

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Speaker 2: Didn't know that. Yeah, couldn't feel.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to tell you a disaster of what

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Speaker 3: you right after this. So my wife left out of

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Speaker 1: Did you guys get a divorce?

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Speaker 2: No, no divorce.

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Speaker 3: She didn't cheat, Well, she did cheat with you, And

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Speaker 3: so she was like, I need to take a couple

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Speaker 3: deep tease. Oh would you like to give it to

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Speaker 3: me after your story?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 3: Hold on one second, four forty five. My wife's asked

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Speaker 3: there's no way he's sick, Like we just went to

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Speaker 3: he's gonna be you know, and I'm gonna leave for

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00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:06,080
Speaker 3: the airport.

440
00:19:06,119 --> 00:19:09,679
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, cool, cool, And I'm like and I.

441
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,359
Speaker 3: Look at him, and I'm like, you're okay, let's go

442
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,600
Speaker 3: back to school and I can take him to school.

443
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:18,960
Speaker 1: Right, dang disciplinarian dad. And he lays down outside his

444
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,760
Speaker 1: classroom and just starts crying. Data.

445
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,320
Speaker 3: I don't feel good, Dada, I don't feel good. And

446
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:27,879
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, let's go get back in the car.

447
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:31,000
Speaker 3: Get back in the car. Because the reason I needed

448
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,159
Speaker 3: to have him at school is because I had a

449
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:37,160
Speaker 3: doctor's appointment. I had a chiropractor appointment because a couple

450
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,399
Speaker 3: of weeks ago, all of a sudden I got this

451
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,520
Speaker 3: little pain in the left side of my lower back,

452
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:44,800
Speaker 3: and it only hurts when I twist certain ways, like

453
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,920
Speaker 3: when I've been down to put my shorts on.

454
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,640
Speaker 1: It's like a sharp pain. I'm like, man, I can't

455
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:50,240
Speaker 1: get rid of it.

456
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:53,840
Speaker 3: Golfers and so I had gone to like a sports

457
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,040
Speaker 3: massage place and they touched it and I was like, oh,

458
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,879
Speaker 3: he goes oh. They said, oh, your muscles are t

459
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,440
Speaker 3: which is so bad that you need to go see

460
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:04,000
Speaker 3: a chiropractor. Come here, I need to snap one off

461
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,399
Speaker 3: for you. So they gave me the chiropractor's name. So

462
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,440
Speaker 3: I go to the chiropractor and I'm like, well, I

463
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:11,600
Speaker 3: can't take my you know, if he's sick quote unquote,

464
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,720
Speaker 3: I'm thinking he just wants to hang out with data afternoon.

465
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,560
Speaker 2: So I'm like, all right, great.

466
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,720
Speaker 3: So we go to the chiropractor and the guy starts,

467
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,920
Speaker 3: you know, kind of looking at my back, you know

468
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,600
Speaker 3: what I mean, them and crack them.

469
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,680
Speaker 2: He's like, and I've never been to a chiropractor. You

470
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:28,840
Speaker 2: ever been all the time? Really? Yeah? Is it amazing?

471
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:32,399
Speaker 1: It's fine. I have my own theories on it, but

472
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:32,800
Speaker 1: it's fine.

473
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:37,119
Speaker 3: I've always thought it was like a kooky, like fake doctor,

474
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,040
Speaker 3: that's not really real.

475
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,800
Speaker 1: I'll tell you this. My only feeling on it is

476
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,760
Speaker 1: I feel like you can do the same thing a

477
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,600
Speaker 1: chiropractor can do. He would do his stuff where he

478
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,159
Speaker 1: measures out exactly how he's popping your back. Are you

479
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,040
Speaker 1: telling me that's any different than me just popping my

480
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,160
Speaker 1: back on a chair? And I'll hang up and listen.

481
00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:56,680
Speaker 3: I had always thought they were kind of like a

482
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,760
Speaker 3: witch doctor, you know what I mean, like, oh, I'll

483
00:20:58,800 --> 00:20:59,560
Speaker 3: take the spell away.

484
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:00,560
Speaker 1: They're in drip mall.

485
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,600
Speaker 3: So I'm like, come on, how real. It's like a

486
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,760
Speaker 3: tarot card reader or a psychic. I was just like,

487
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,399
Speaker 3: come on, how real can they be?

488
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:07,840
Speaker 1: Right?

489
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,640
Speaker 3: So I go and he's sitting there and he's looking

490
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:12,399
Speaker 3: at my back and I mean all right, and then

491
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,520
Speaker 3: boomy pops. I'm like, oh my god, the hell are

492
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:16,000
Speaker 3: you doing?

493
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:16,320
Speaker 2: Man?

494
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:18,359
Speaker 1: Like that hurt? You heard it pop?

495
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:18,800
Speaker 3: Yeah?

496
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,399
Speaker 2: And he was like that was a good one. I

497
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,200
Speaker 2: was like, good one.

498
00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:24,119
Speaker 1: I thought you were about to break every bone in

499
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,280
Speaker 1: my back, bigger bone.

500
00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:28,240
Speaker 3: And my kid is sitting there, you know, watching, and

501
00:21:28,359 --> 00:21:30,479
Speaker 3: he's spinning around on the little chair because they got

502
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:33,080
Speaker 3: the little doctor chair there, and he's spinning onto things.

503
00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:34,320
Speaker 3: It's the most fun thing ever.

504
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:35,480
Speaker 1: Don't hurt my dad.

505
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:39,680
Speaker 3: And he has his two books with him, and I'm like, cool,

506
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:40,959
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. I told you my kid

507
00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:44,040
Speaker 3: wasn't sick. So then the guy goes to pop my

508
00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:47,600
Speaker 3: back again and I hear hoo wo.

509
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:50,160
Speaker 1: Oh he was sick.

510
00:21:50,400 --> 00:22:00,280
Speaker 3: My kid pew twice in the office, and I'm like, huh,

511
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:05,080
Speaker 3: well this is awkward. So that was the end of

512
00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:05,720
Speaker 3: my appointment.

513
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,800
Speaker 1: Uh did he get cleaned up?

514
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got cleaned up. Gave me a couple of towels,

515
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,040
Speaker 3: and they're like, oh, don't worry about it, don't worry

516
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:13,359
Speaker 3: about it.

517
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:15,639
Speaker 1: Never going back there.

518
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,520
Speaker 3: I don't think I'll be going back to that chiropractor.

519
00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:20,280
Speaker 3: I think I'll make an appointment in a different one.

520
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,960
Speaker 3: But then I felt immediately guilty because I was like

521
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 3: I'd been calling out his bluff, saying you're not sick,

522
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,240
Speaker 3: you're not sick, like you don't feel bad, stop it,

523
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:31,720
Speaker 3: like come on, like, but.

524
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,360
Speaker 1: You can also, let's be if we're going to really

525
00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:34,840
Speaker 1: break it down, you can now put a thing on

526
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,680
Speaker 1: a kid's finger see what their temperature is.

527
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,400
Speaker 2: But it isn't all about temperature.

528
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,480
Speaker 1: It's not. It's largely temperature. The temperature of the body

529
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,960
Speaker 1: is going to tell you if it's good bad sideways.

530
00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:48,680
Speaker 1: Temperature tells you everything.

531
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:53,240
Speaker 2: Not everything. Because he didn't have a temperature, he didn't, No,

532
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:55,560
Speaker 2: that disproves me.

533
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 3: We got home and I was like, let me take

534
00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:59,560
Speaker 3: your temperature, and I took his temperature all day long

535
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:01,000
Speaker 3: and he never had a temperature.

536
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 1: So it's all about the temperature. You look at their

537
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:04,880
Speaker 1: eyes now.

538
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,160
Speaker 2: I will say. When he kept saying he felt sick,

539
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,520
Speaker 2: I looked at him. I was like, man, he does

540
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 2: look a little pale.

541
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 1: You gotta yeah, that's the thing. It's just a judgment call.

542
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:12,639
Speaker 1: That's on you.

543
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,719
Speaker 3: And I was like, ah, but he could just be tired,

544
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 3: you know, like, come on, I just need to go

545
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 3: to my doctor's appointment. So then I had a vet

546
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:22,359
Speaker 3: appointment later that day for the dog, and so I

547
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 3: had to take him with me and just hope he

548
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 3: didn't puke.

549
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,159
Speaker 2: And he didn't puke. He made it through it.

550
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,199
Speaker 1: Dude, you were slammed with appointments.

551
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,159
Speaker 3: Hey, it was a busy day. That's why when he

552
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:31,680
Speaker 3: did that, I was like, come on, you gotta go

553
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 3: to school. You gotta go to school. Can't be taking

554
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:35,360
Speaker 3: you to the door. I didn't know if you could

555
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:37,080
Speaker 3: take kids as the doctor. It never didn't done it

556
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 3: like for your own appointment.

557
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,639
Speaker 1: My mom used to do it all the time. You

558
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,000
Speaker 1: go in for one appointment and get everybody checked out

559
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 1: when you got the doctor's attention.

560
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 3: Well, I didn't need my doctor to do that. I

561
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 3: didn't know that you need the chiropractor to crack my

562
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 3: four year old's back. I think my four year old's okay.

563
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,520
Speaker 3: If he's in there with you, Hey, hey, can you

564
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,520
Speaker 3: put him on the table too, rack him and he set?

565
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,600
Speaker 3: His back's hurt and he's got a little bruise bag there?

566
00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:57,840
Speaker 1: Can you?

567
00:23:58,359 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 3: Did you?

568
00:23:58,760 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 1: Did you feel better?

569
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:00,480
Speaker 3: Well?

570
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, the one crack, I was like, whoa.

571
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 1: But I mean I'm saying, are you still getting that pack?

572
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 3: I still have a little bit of it, but not

573
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,439
Speaker 3: near as bad. Like I'm telling you to get out

574
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,680
Speaker 3: of the car. I had to turn real slow and

575
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 3: slowly stand up like it was weird, right.

576
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:15,879
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like they are beneficial and they

577
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 1: are good, but they can teach you some stuff that

578
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 1: you can do on your own. Your wife could probably

579
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 1: do the same cracking he did. If you remember all

580
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:23,119
Speaker 1: of it.

581
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 3: I mean he had me like this this, put your

582
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:30,879
Speaker 3: arm across your chest, hug yourself, put this leg straight,

583
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,639
Speaker 3: this leg bent, and then oh my gosh.

584
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,439
Speaker 1: And then I have the ones that say, oh, if

585
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 1: you don't hear a pop, don't worry, don't worry. The

586
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:43,200
Speaker 1: pop doesn't mean that it's successful. It still stretches it out. No, no, no, buddy,

587
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 1: I need to hear the pop to let me know

588
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 1: that you did right, because sometimes they'll do it and

589
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,440
Speaker 1: there won't be a pop, and so that's embarrassing for

590
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 1: the chiropractor.

591
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. It was a loud pop. He goes, man,

592
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 2: that was I mean when he says that's really good,

593
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 2: does he say that to everyone?

594
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:02,159
Speaker 1: Did he pop his own back or did he get popped?

595
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,199
Speaker 2: No, he popped me. I didn't pop him.

596
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,680
Speaker 1: He was like putting all his weight on it.

597
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,119
Speaker 2: It was just like, yeah, I need oh my, I

598
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 2: mean I felt the poop.

599
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:10,360
Speaker 1: He was on top.

600
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:13,119
Speaker 2: No, he was behind like he he was behind me

601
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,080
Speaker 2: over ray. This sounds terrible.

602
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 3: He was from behind and yeah, he had his hand

603
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 3: on my chest and on my back and he just

604
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:23,400
Speaker 3: did something real quick.

605
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 1: And your kid's never gonna get that image, like he had.

606
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 2: His knee in my backside.

607
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 3: Damn.

608
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 1: You remember the one time with that other man.

609
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,159
Speaker 2: When you called on the table and he had you

610
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 2: from behind. Uh cauch.

611
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:39,200
Speaker 1: He tells that story. At the pool, Dad was sore.

612
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 1: Don't tell anybody.

613
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,639
Speaker 3: Then the rest of the day, four year old was

614
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 3: just laid up on the couch like he was like

615
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:49,320
Speaker 3: feeling terrible, Like he just moped around. Uh. When we

616
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,640
Speaker 3: go to the vet, he's like, we're driving, he's like, Dad,

617
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 3: I'm gonna throw up. And I was like, you gonna

618
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,680
Speaker 3: have to hold it. I can't hold it. Pull into

619
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 3: a parting lot of a bank, get him out of

620
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:01,240
Speaker 3: the car. He sits in the grass for three minutes,

621
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 3: never pukes.

622
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 1: I mean, he's basically just like a college kid.

623
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,680
Speaker 3: So then we get to the vet and he liked, Dad,

624
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 3: I'm gonna puke, And we sit in the freaking grass

625
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 3: for another five minutes.

626
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:10,440
Speaker 2: Doesn't puke.

627
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:11,360
Speaker 3: Man.

628
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 2: Then we go in and the dog has its check up.

629
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,360
Speaker 3: Everything's great, go back outside and he's like, Dad, I'm

630
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:18,200
Speaker 3: gonna puke, and he sits in the grass for another

631
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 3: five minutes. I'm like, we are never gonna get home,

632
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:21,719
Speaker 3: Like we still got to go pick up the other

633
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,400
Speaker 3: two boys because they're at school.

634
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 1: And they're getting held later.

635
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 2: No, no, they're not late.

636
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,119
Speaker 3: I mean it was like three thirty in the afternoon,

637
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,200
Speaker 3: four o'clock, and I was like, but we need to

638
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,159
Speaker 3: go get I mean, I think I'm gonna puke. And

639
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 3: then we get to school. He's like, Dad, I think

640
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna stay in the car. I'm like, no,

641
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,639
Speaker 3: I don't think I can just leave you in the car.

642
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 3: I think other parents may frown upon that if we're

643
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 3: at school and I leave you in the car.

644
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 1: Hot car situation.

645
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 3: And so he sat in the lobby instead of going

646
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:46,440
Speaker 3: all the way back, and he just sat there. And

647
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 3: then that night he just laid around all day, just

648
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:49,239
Speaker 3: laid there.

649
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 2: It's crazy.

650
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,480
Speaker 1: That's what single parents have, dude. Well then I was.

651
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,719
Speaker 3: Thinking, man, if he's sick, then the other kids are

652
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 3: gonna be sick, and then I'm gonna get sick, and

653
00:26:58,680 --> 00:26:59,879
Speaker 3: it's gonna be a hell of a weekend.

654
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 2: Right.

655
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 1: But that's why there's always the idea that you could

656
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 1: just crack open a cold one and not give a rip.

657
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 3: Well, trust me, there was times that I was watching

658
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 3: baseball and I just put him in the backyard, all

659
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,640
Speaker 3: three of them, me and my one year old.

660
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,360
Speaker 2: I was like, you guys, watch him. Is a fence

661
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,160
Speaker 2: high enough, it's a six foot fence. Yeah, they can't

662
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 2: climb over it.

663
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't understand what can go wrong? Well, they

664
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 3: can open the gate. Oh, they can open the gate

665
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:24,639
Speaker 3: into the back alley. They know how to do that

666
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 3: because we take the trash out and they know how

667
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:28,919
Speaker 3: to do it. And sometimes you catch them over.

668
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: Hey, don't touch that. You can't do that because you

669
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 1: always see those clips of the parents running after a

670
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: kid because he got out. So I was wondering, how

671
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 1: can these kids escape your prison, which is your house.

672
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 3: They know how to unlock a door, they know how

673
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 3: to unlock the gate. I mean they know how to

674
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 3: do it all. So they're gonna get out eventually.

675
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,880
Speaker 1: Luckily you live in a neighborhood where cars don't drive

676
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 1: seventy that's slower.

677
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,639
Speaker 2: Hopefully stop sign there's stop signs nearby.

678
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean there's a lot of room for air

679
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 1: in your.

680
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 2: Lot of Now with your deep teas, did you get

681
00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,879
Speaker 2: the results from your testing?

682
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 1: They are in?

683
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 2: Oh good, you did blood work.

684
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 1: I'm had a little issue with the medical place. I

685
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 1: got in a fight with them on the phone.

686
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 2: Oh God, tell us.

687
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you got to fight with the golf course.

688
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,159
Speaker 3: You gotta fight with the freaking restaurant that food poisons you.

689
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 3: Now you got in a fight with the freaking medical professionals.

690
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 1: Medical professionals said, we messed up one of your tests.

691
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: You may come need to come in for a redraw. Oh,

692
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 1: I said, I ain't coming in for a redraw. I

693
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 1: don't care about that damn test. It was something about

694
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 1: my kidney ars.

695
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:28,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, not important.

696
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: I don't give a rip. But they screwed it up.

697
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 1: That's on them. I want a fifteen dollars discount. Anyway,

698
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 1: she goes, they told me it'd be a day. So

699
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 1: on Friday, I go, hey, it's been two days. Where's

700
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 1: my test? The doctor that needs to review your vials

701
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 1: he's not here today. Oh well, then the weekend's gonna

702
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 1: hit and I'm not going to get the test till Monday. Yeah,

703
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: so it's gonna be about four days. Well, can any

704
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 1: doctor review my stuff? No, it needs to be the doctor.

705
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 2: So if I'm dying, I'm not gonna find out for

706
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 2: four days.

707
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 1: Which was exactly my point. So whatever I have, I'm

708
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: gonna just have to live all week in understanding that

709
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 1: I may possibly not live very long, or I have

710
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 1: something serious, or I could be affecting those around me.

711
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 1: They gave me no updates, so I had to wait

712
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: until Monday and finally got my update. Are you ready?

713
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it is Monday, so they got to it

714
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 2: early this morning.

715
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 1: Note from Edmund Blank MD. Hi, mister Slater, this is

716
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 1: blank Blank. I am sending you the results of the

717
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 1: labs that doctor Blank ordered. All the labs are normal

718
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 1: CBC CMP, thyroid tests and tick diseases are all normal.

719
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 1: This includes liver function, kidney function, blood sugar, and blood counts.

720
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna die. But also it means I didn't

721
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 1: cheat with your wife, no idea. They didn't test the fungus,

722
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,239
Speaker 1: so that must have been the blood thing they screwed up,

723
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 1: so I never to get the fungus tested on my lip.

724
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 2: But that doesn't mean you didn't cheat with my wife.

725
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 2: If you had the same.

726
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: Exact disease, that should prove that I did not cheat

727
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: with your wife. And I'm better. And that was just

728
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: the most fluke two week weird chills and body aches

729
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 1: that I had.

730
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 2: Are you feeling better today?

731
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 1: I am. I did post that picture on Sore Losers

732
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 1: where I was fully clothed. That felt good. I was

733
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 1: not making that up. Being in ninety degree heat sitting

734
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 1: on the patio in a long sleeved shirt and jeans

735
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 1: felt good. Not anymore. Now I've got to take the

736
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 1: shirt off, and i'd tell about sunbathing. So I'm back

737
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 1: to my normal self.

738
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 2: Good.

739
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 3: Now that you feel good, I'm gonna tell you about

740
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 3: the worst party I ever went to.

741
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 2: Happen on Saturday. And I'm gonna tell you right out

742
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 2: to the break.

743
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 1: It was one of the Moorgies.

744
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 2: No, my wife was out of town. Well that's probably

745
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 2: why I would have gone home.

746
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 1: There's only guys there.

747
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 2: They said it as a swinger's party, but there was

748
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 2: no girls. We're just swinging with dudes. I'll be right back.

749
00:30:56,240 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 3: No, we get an email says, hey, in honor of

750
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 3: you being a customer at our dentist office, your kids,

751
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 3: We're having a free party on Saturday. Come enjoy balloon animals,

752
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 3: face paint, free ice cream and much more and a

753
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 3: free kick in the nuts. And I'm like, oh my goodness,

754
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 3: I'm a single dad. A free party. Let me take

755
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 3: all three kids to this party.

756
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 1: Well, hello, do you want to get an oral exam?

757
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 3: No? They didn't say anything about an oral exam. So

758
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 3: you go and they have the table set up. Oh

759
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 3: you know it's the last name cool. And they give

760
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 3: you wristbands. Here we go, free ice cream, free face paint, free.

761
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 1: Balloon, animal things that are great for your teeth.

762
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 2: Hey, whatever, it doesn't matter. It's something to entertain the kids.

763
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 2: They have arts and crafts. Wonderful.

764
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 1: Thanks for coming. I'd love to sign you up for

765
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 1: Root Canal. Sometimes here's the problem.

766
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 3: Do they understand kids don't like waiting in line? This

767
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 3: was supposed to be a fun party and it was

768
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 3: like an amusement part. You had to wait in line

769
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 3: for thirty five to forty minutes for every activity.

770
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 1: It was that popular.

771
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 3: It was that popular. We waited in line for thirty

772
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 3: seven minutes to get ice cream.

773
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 1: How did we have the exact time? Are you the

774
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 1: guy that says the timer on the phone?

775
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 2: No, I just looked at my phone. I'm like, Okay,

776
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 2: this is a long line. Can we sit then we wait? Dad?

777
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 2: Can I go play on the playground? Son? You're gonna

778
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 2: miss it.

779
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 3: Can I go over there and they're running all directions.

780
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 3: I'm like, man, this is taken forever. Should we just

781
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 3: get out of line?

782
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 1: No?

783
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 2: I want ice cream? Okay?

784
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 3: And then I look at the phone where we're getting

785
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 3: ice cream. It's been thirty seven minutes.

786
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: Of all the things to do in Nashville on a weekend,

787
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 1: you went to a dental party.

788
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 3: It was free entertainment. I thought it was gonna be

789
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 3: awesome because it's a hook. It had face paint, balloon animals,

790
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 3: arts and crafts, and ice cream.

791
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 1: Hi, I'm mister tooth. What's your name?

792
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 3: Hi?

793
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 2: I am dental flaw. Would you like to be my friend?

794
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 3: Oh?

795
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 2: No, okay, Hi, I am plaque. I'm the bad guy

796
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna get you. Son, don't eat that.

797
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 1: That's toothpaste, not candy. Dad.

798
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 3: Can I go to the playground? They're playing chase? Well,

799
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 3: who's it?

800
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 2: Plaque?

801
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: Ah?

802
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 2: Ginger vitis? Dada? That person has bad breath.

803
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 1: You want to know why they throw those parties So

804
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 1: that the dental surgeon can bang the secretary.

805
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 2: That's probably true, and so the dentist can meet some of.

806
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 1: The hot momsh Why why is the balloon room closed? Son,

807
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: get the hell out of there. The dentist is doing

808
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 1: an operation, so.

809
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 3: All right, cool, we wait thirty seven minutes. So I'm thinking, okay,

810
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 3: let's get some ice cream and no rate, no wonder

811
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,479
Speaker 3: it took thirty seven minutes. Guess how many people they

812
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 3: got work in the ice cream truck. One mister tooth

813
00:33:56,720 --> 00:34:00,479
Speaker 3: and mister floss, one freaking guy more getting the ice

814
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 3: cream truck. You know you're gonna have all these people

815
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 3: at this free party and you have one person working

816
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 3: the ice cream trued.

817
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 1: Do you want ice cream? Oyah? Fine, what flavor do

818
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 1: you have?

819
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 3: Well, we have toothpaste, we have strawberry winter green mint,

820
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 3: or we have sprinkles.

821
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: Those all sound like my toothpaste. I'll pass on all

822
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 1: of them.

823
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 3: Cool. So my kid, my kids wanted the blue ice cream,

824
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 3: so got him on the blue ice cream. And I

825
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 3: ordered some raspberry with chocolate chip and I'm like, hell yeah,

826
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 3: and he gives me cookies and cream. I guess he

827
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 3: messed up the order. Cool, all right, I'll just eat

828
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,320
Speaker 3: the cookies and cream. I'd like to try something different

829
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,319
Speaker 3: since it was free, but I'll eat the cookies and cream.

830
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 1: And you're not at basking Robin's odds of it getting

831
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 1: messed up for pretty glately.

832
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:47,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so I get it. While it was thirty

833
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,359
Speaker 2: seven minutes.

834
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 1: I'll take some ice cream of the future.

835
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 3: So we've been there for forty eight minutes and we

836
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 3: have ice cream. That is all we've done in the

837
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 3: forty eight minutes we've been there, besides check in at

838
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 3: the front.

839
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: How many other Jamoke parents their kids up and went

840
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 1: to this A ton a ton, dude, I'm telling you,

841
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 1: she passes.

842
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 3: When you listen, when you're a parent, I know, and

843
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 3: you see free activities, your eyes lied up and like, man,

844
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,720
Speaker 3: I can take all my kids for free.

845
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 1: What do the kids signed up for tooth exams for

846
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 1: the next ten years or what? I don't know.

847
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 3: It was smart because it's got everybody there. Hey, you

848
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 3: want to be a part of our you want to

849
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 3: be our customer, sign up right here, get a free wristband,

850
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 3: get a free balloon animal, get some face paint, and

851
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 3: while you're out at wait thirty seven minutes for some

852
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:36,240
Speaker 3: ice cream.

853
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 2: But what a lot of parents were doing is they

854
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 2: were smart.

855
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 3: One parent would wait in line for the ice cream,

856
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,240
Speaker 3: the other parent would be in line for the balloon,

857
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 3: animals because let me tell you, Ray, the balloon animal

858
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 3: line was longer than the damn ice cream.

859
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 1: Well careful because usually the balloon animal guy is a pedophile.

860
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 1: You might want dad to go over to that one.

861
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:05,280
Speaker 1: I be Coach, Let's be real.

862
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:15,240
Speaker 3: I've always thought there is some occupations that you wonder about, Coach.

863
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 3: It's such a niche thing, like how did you get

864
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 3: into that? And it's a little bit weird.

865
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 1: Now there's no money in it, is there not? How

866
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: do you know? Because balloon animals are worthless. They pop

867
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 1: in less than a day. There's no damn money to

868
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 1: be made in balloon animals. And it's like the same thing.

869
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: I mean, I know there's event planners and stuff that

870
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 1: have to go to kids events. That's not that's a

871
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 1: job or whatever. But the balloon people are always going

872
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 1: to be around kids. There's never an adult event that

873
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 1: needs a balloon puppet guy. And what do they do?

874
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 2: What balloon animals do? They do?

875
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 3: They do the sword, they do a dog, they do

876
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 3: a hat, anything else, a kitten? Maybe those are about

877
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 3: the only balloon animals I see.

878
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 1: Right, But he made some scratch. I'm sure the Dentis's

879
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: office paid him five hundred bucks, so then he was

880
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,320
Speaker 1: able to go up to Oak Grove and play the

881
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:08,280
Speaker 1: slots or something.

882
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,840
Speaker 3: So we get in line for the balloon animals, and

883
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 3: I mean, after fourteen minutes, we have not moved, and

884
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:16,840
Speaker 3: I finally look at my kids, I'm like, guys.

885
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 1: Are we outside or in outside? It was the dentist

886
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: office open at all.

887
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 2: No, the dnnis's office was closed. This was outside.

888
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,400
Speaker 1: Dude. See that's the thing. I thought, You're gonna be

889
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 1: in air conditioning. No one, you could go sit in

890
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 1: a dentis cherry in your ice cream.

891
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 3: No, we are sitting there and the outside and the heat,

892
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 3: and it's in a dirt it's I guess it used

893
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 3: to be grass, but now it's all dirt. So you're

894
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 3: just getting all dusty. And finally I look at my kids.

895
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 3: I'm like, you guys just want to go play and

896
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 3: they're like yeah. So we spent an hour and two

897
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,320
Speaker 3: minutes at this event and we got ice cream and

898
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 3: that was it.

899
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 1: But are you more likely to go to that dental

900
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: place for your kid's teeth?

901
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 3: Well, I've already been going to that dental place, so

902
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 3: it wasn't like I wasn't not gonna go because that

903
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 3: was already their dentist. Okay, it's just crazy that everything

904
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 3: was an hour on the line, forty the stupid balloon animals.

905
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 3: The line didn't move the fourteen minutes we were in line,

906
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 3: and we gave up. So we went with all these

907
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 3: great expectations. I told them my kids, they were gonna

908
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 3: get their face painted. I told them they were gonna

909
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,840
Speaker 3: get pretty ice cream. I was like, there's gonna be balloons,

910
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 3: and they got ice cream, and they kept back to

911
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 3: dead out.

912
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 2: Were the balloons. Screw the balloons, guys. I can't do

913
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 2: it anymore.

914
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 1: I can't do it.

915
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 3: An hour and a little over an hour and we

916
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 3: got ice cream. That was it. And my kids are

917
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,760
Speaker 3: all red in the face because it's freaking hot. Luckily

918
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 3: I brought their water bottles because I didn't even see

919
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 3: water there.

920
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: But I mean, were the workers from the dentist office.

921
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 2: There, Yes, I think they hot some of them.

922
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,919
Speaker 1: Yes, they were dressed up like the dentist's rays.

923
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 3: Well, I mean a teoth. One had plaque all over.

924
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 3: It was kind of gross. Oh really, no, but they did.

925
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 3: They had a DJ. They did, they had a DJ.

926
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,760
Speaker 3: He was sixty five years old, but he was a dj. Okay,

927
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 3: he was playing music and nobody was dancing.

928
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,840
Speaker 1: What was his favorite song?

929
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, I don't know if there's a song of floss.

930
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 3: I don't know the dog song. So it was like

931
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 3: it was a party that I was looking so for.

932
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: Silas say, I knew that was a song.

933
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 2: I don't think that's a song.

934
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,320
Speaker 1: I knew that was That is not a song. I

935
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 1: knew that was a song.

936
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 2: You're gonna look it up and it's not there, but

937
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:29,440
Speaker 2: it was.

938
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 3: It was a great idea and concept. But they had

939
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 3: one person painting faces. They had one balloon animal person.

940
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 3: When you have that many people coming, you need to

941
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 3: have multiple people doing each activity.

942
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 1: I wonder Monday morning meeting, if they think it was

943
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 1: a success, they had to have one percent.

944
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 2: They saw the people that were there.

945
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's perfect. That's they got out of it what

946
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 1: they wanted of They don't give a rip. If guy

947
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 1: looking for something free had fun.

948
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 3: If I am there, if I'm waiting thirty seven minutes

949
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,399
Speaker 3: for something, I wanted to be a damn roller coaster,

950
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 3: not a cup of ice cream.

951
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: Dude, we drove. Speaking of roller coaster, we drove by

952
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 1: a guy's house. Dad must have been going for Dad

953
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:06,280
Speaker 1: of the Year. He had one of those huge water slides,

954
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 1: you know, the for a kid's birthday party or okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,

955
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 1: but dude, this one went taller than a house. I mean,

956
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: it was one of the most badass water slides and

957
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 1: uh rougher part of town. So, I mean, I'm pretty

958
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:20,839
Speaker 1: sure Dad blew his entire mortgage on this kid's water

959
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:21,720
Speaker 1: slide for his birthday.

960
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 3: That's like when I was in Austin, you might have

961
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 3: wanted to go to that for that sounds like more fun,

962
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 3: less weight time. When we were in town for iHeart

963
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 3: and I went to play golf with Garrett and we

964
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 3: were driving to Jimmy Clay and we were on East

965
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 3: Stasney and the house had a couple boarded up windows

966
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 3: and a tarp on the roof, brand new Corvette in

967
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 3: the driveway that priorities.

968
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 2: It was awesome. But yeah, so that was my party.

969
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 3: That was my Saturday. I was like, this is gonna

970
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 3: kill so much time. We're gonna have so much fun.

971
00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 3: And my kids were just hungry, angry, and hired when

972
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 3: we left there.

973
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 1: You didn't want to do a two days where you

974
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 1: go pool on Saturday and on Sunday.

975
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 3: Well, we were gonna go on Sunday, but that's that's

976
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 3: what happened, is the weather. So we went to What's

977
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 3: crazy is we went home. We went to chick fil

978
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 3: A on the way home because I told my kids

979
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 3: they can get chick fil A one time this weekend.

980
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 1: Shouldn't have tried it on Sunday.

981
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 3: No, we went on Saturday, and the line, I was like,

982
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 3: this is gonna take forty five minutes. It was wrapped

983
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 3: around the building twice.

984
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 1: That's not even the new biggest chicken in town.

985
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 2: Okay, and guess what what it took nine minutes.

986
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how fast they are.

987
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 2: Nine minutes.

988
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 3: I got chick fil A wrapped around the building twice

989
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 3: faster than I got ice cream at a party for kids.

990
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:39,359
Speaker 1: Dude, my chick fil A, you pull in, Hey, let's

991
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 1: do it. You were part of a pit crew, mother effort.

992
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,799
Speaker 1: You're about to fly through there in five minutes. If

993
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 1: your credit card isn't ready, you better memorize the damn

994
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:51,280
Speaker 1: menu and you're gonna whip right around. And you're already

995
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 1: gonna be meeting Beth telling you pleasure to meet you. Goodbye.

996
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: And before you can even say I need to catch up,

997
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 1: you're already fucking at the stop sign. And then you're like, oh,

998
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:00,800
Speaker 1: I don't have any comment. It's awesome. I wish I

999
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,839
Speaker 1: had thought to ask. Oh, that's right. I couldn't think

1000
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 1: to ask because I was very rushed.

1001
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 2: No, that's what happened to me.

1002
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 3: I pull up, man, and George is like, hey, man,

1003
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 3: can I get has anybody taking your order? I'm like no,

1004
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 3: And I'm like, can I get three kids?

1005
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:14,760
Speaker 1: Meals?

1006
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 2: With?

1007
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 3: What?

1008
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 2: What? You need me to pull up farther? Okay?

1009
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 1: Your next car?

1010
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 3: Okay, we're pulling up all right, all right? And he goes,

1011
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 3: can you go can you tell me that again? I'm

1012
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 3: all right, yeah, can I get three kids?

1013
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:28,280
Speaker 2: Oh? Can you pull up farther? Okay? So he's walking

1014
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 2: by my car.

1015
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 3: So he's walking the length of the chick my car, George,

1016
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 3: and I'm like George, and I'm trying to order, and

1017
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 3: he goes, no, no, sir, wait till we're up here

1018
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 3: and then we'll order. I'm like, okay, alright, cool, all right.

1019
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 3: So I ordered the food and he's like, all right,

1020
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 3: let me go over that again.

1021
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 1: Cool? Cool, cool?

1022
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 2: Do you want some sauce? Yeah, can I get barbecue sauce? Cool?

1023
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 3: All right, pull up to the window. What's in the order, gibbles? Yeah, okay,

1024
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 3: can you just pull right up here? It's not ready yet?

1025
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 1: How is it?

1026
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,400
Speaker 3: Every car in front of me their order is ready

1027
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 3: and my order is not ready? So we had to

1028
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 3: pull up and they come out and they're like, oh, sorry,

1029
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 3: you waiting on an order? Yeah, gibbles, Oh let me

1030
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 3: go check on that.

1031
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 2: Hold up? All right? Cool?

1032
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 3: They come back, all right, here you go, have a

1033
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,800
Speaker 3: great day. And then they leave, but we're already passed

1034
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 3: where they the door.

1035
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,320
Speaker 1: Right, so you can't make any upgrades or changes.

1036
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 2: And I look in there there's no barbecue sauce.

1037
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: You're screwed.

1038
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 3: How can I get barbecue sauce? And because there's no one,

1039
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 3: there's no one to talk to. Dude, you want to

1040
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 3: And I don't want to get back in line and

1041
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 3: sit in that line for another nine minutes just to

1042
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 3: get barbecue sauce. So I'm just like, well, guess I'm

1043
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,800
Speaker 3: out of luck. No barbecue sauce.

1044
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,879
Speaker 1: All swing by a barbecue place and get some barbecue sauce.

1045
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 1: Kids don't worry, so the jay Terry's there.

1046
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 3: It was. That was my experience. They were rushing me, Harvey,

1047
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,839
Speaker 3: pull up. No, has anybody taken your order? No, okay,

1048
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 3: I'll get you up here. Start ordering. No pull up further,

1049
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 3: No pull up further, man, you.

1050
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 1: Want to really f up their world. I have to

1051
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 1: get it catering sometimes for the clubhouse, and I did

1052
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 1: it through the drive through. What their line is not

1053
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 1: made to do is open up doors and open up

1054
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 1: trunks because they try to squeak every vehicle in to

1055
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:05,359
Speaker 1: the closest amount of distance possible. I went in there, dude,

1056
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: and got like a tray of nuggets, a tray of sandwiches,

1057
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,319
Speaker 1: tray of sauces. They have an entire tray sauce because

1058
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 1: there's so many damn shits that we get. And then

1059
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 1: I had so all. I had four trays that they

1060
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 1: were bringing out. Dude. I just started opening up my doors,

1061
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 1: opening the trunks. They were flipping out because I stopped

1062
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 1: traffic in every direction. Dude, they are not prepared for

1063
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 1: you to open your trunk. Those people were so pissed,

1064
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 1: so pissed. Uh, next time, just please just pull up

1065
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,799
Speaker 1: in one of our drive through areas and we'll come

1066
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 1: and bring it out to you. Because I went through

1067
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 1: the drive through as being a lazy ass.

1068
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, instead of like walking up, dude.

1069
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 1: They were so mad that I like opened up a door.

1070
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 1: You're supposed to stay in your car, dude, because they

1071
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 1: want those cars whipping around there. It's a pit stop.

1072
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 1: It is great.

1073
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 3: It was fascinating to me how fast they got me

1074
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,439
Speaker 3: out because I told my kids. I was like, guys,

1075
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna park and we're gonna walk up. And

1076
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 3: then somehow I got trapped in the line.

1077
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 2: Don't even know.

1078
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 3: Didn't even mean to get in the line. I was

1079
00:44:56,680 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 3: literally trying to drive and find a parking spot, and next.

1080
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 2: Thing you know, I'm in line. I'm like, no, I

1081
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 2: don't want to be in line.

1082
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:04,760
Speaker 1: That's gonna take forever.

1083
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 3: Nine minutes later, we've already passed the window, and I'm like, whoa,

1084
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 3: that was crazy. He wouldn't have taken me longer to

1085
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 3: take the kids, get them all out, walk to the window.

1086
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 3: Nine minutes is fantastic, dude, My chick I said, I

1087
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 3: sent a note like to the dental office.

1088
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, guys, you want to know how

1089
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 2: to run a party? Check out? Chick fil A.

1090
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 1: You may have a couple of cavities. That's a hell

1091
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,440
Speaker 1: of a in the nine eight, it's a lot quicker.

1092
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 2: They can help you playing a party.

1093
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: Dude, my chick fil A. They said, f they you

1094
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 1: know how you have the window and they handle your food.

1095
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,400
Speaker 1: Mine said f it. They removed the whole window, so

1096
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 1: now they can leave.

1097
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:40,319
Speaker 2: Yes, they walk out.

1098
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,319
Speaker 1: She walked out and I thought she was walking on water.

1099
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:46,879
Speaker 1: I was like, holy shit, where's the window, dude. It's

1100
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 1: flies right open and she starts going to vehicles. I

1101
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 1: feel so bad, Like, I mean, you want to talk

1102
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 1: about a terrible ass job though that one. No, No,

1103
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 1: I'd rather be the guy that walks out and gives

1104
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 1: you the food than the person taking your order, because

1105
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,840
Speaker 1: you are standing in the sun, the cold, the whatever,

1106
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,760
Speaker 1: and you are getting a car exhaust after car exhaust

1107
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 1: after car exhaust, your heat from the vehicles, and you're

1108
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 1: just standing there.

1109
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 2: I mean, that is miserable.

1110
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 1: And they never stop walking. The guy goes Jay and

1111
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 1: I go Ray. But that kind of looks like my order.

1112
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 1: Maybe they wrote it down as Jay. I don't know.

1113
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 1: He'd already walked five cars behind me. I don't know.

1114
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 1: Whose it is.

1115
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1116
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 1: You never know.

1117
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:26,800
Speaker 3: It's impressive, but it is impressive how they're able to

1118
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 3: keep it all straight because you pull up what's your name?

1119
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 2: Boom, hands of the food, boom boom. Except for me,

1120
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 2: I had to pull forward even more popular.

1121
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,280
Speaker 1: We'll tell you after the break.

1122
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 2: Popular.

1123
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:47,959
Speaker 1: I know you saw it, Oh, I know, he said,

1124
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 1: Raising canes?

1125
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 2: Question, is it that good? Dude?

1126
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 1: Every chick I fall I baser's friends with from the

1127
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,479
Speaker 1: plastic surgery office she went to and she had breast cancer.

1128
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 1: She's friends with the whole staff and they're all college chicks.

1129
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 1: They've gotten boob jobs, so they're all influencers all over

1130
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 1: Instagram showing their boobs. Every weekend. Anyways, they go to

1131
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,800
Speaker 1: raising canes. Dude, every single chick I follow went to

1132
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 1: raising canes this weekend because it opened folks, raising canes?

1133
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 1: Is it from a gas station? There's no way in

1134
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 1: hell it's good. And people are the same thing, a

1135
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:27,800
Speaker 1: line wrapped around the building. Calm down, Calm down. I

1136
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 1: need to know, like I need to like, there's no

1137
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 1: way it's better in chick fil A, And there's no

1138
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 1: way it's better than Hattie Bee's. It's the third best

1139
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 1: chicken in town and people are acting like God just

1140
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 1: came into town this weekend. What is it like?

1141
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,760
Speaker 3: Is it because of the relative? It's new, so everybody's

1142
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 3: excited about it. Are those people that are going have

1143
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 3: they had it somewhere?

1144
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 1: Like?

1145
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 2: I don't know where Raising Kanes is thing.

1146
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 1: It's from Louisiana and other places like that, and they're

1147
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 1: known for their chicken because they can put it on

1148
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 1: toast Texas toast, and then they have great sauces and

1149
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 1: you just wrap the whole thing up and suck it off.

1150
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, dude, but every chick I followed goes

1151
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:01,479
Speaker 1: at Raising Canes up. Found the chicken at Raizing Guys

1152
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 1: a week ago wasn't the best chicken. Remember Chick fil

1153
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:06,839
Speaker 1: A and Hattie Bees that you've been worship.

1154
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 2: Remember block Box when it was still but now Box.

1155
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: Now, all of a sudden, there's a new dick in town,

1156
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 1: and everybody.

1157
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 2: Loves everybody everybody.

1158
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,799
Speaker 3: It's sort of like high school. The new hot chick

1159
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 3: comes in, it's like, Oh, she's a new flavor. I mean,

1160
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 3: it's like, come on, there's a.

1161
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 1: It might be the one a block from where I

1162
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 1: live a mile for the story's sake of block opened up.

1163
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 1: I'm not going. I refuse to be part of the

1164
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:29,880
Speaker 1: trend and of that.

1165
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:30,840
Speaker 2: How long until you go?

1166
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll go next weekend, but I'm not going.

1167
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: I'm not going for another week because I don't just

1168
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 1: beleep buy into the hype kind of like the NBA.

1169
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 3: Right, No, I I feel you because I'm like, it,

1170
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 3: is it really that amazing effort? I mean, you know

1171
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 3: what's crazy is they tore down a Windy's to build

1172
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:49,960
Speaker 3: the raisin canes at mine.

1173
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 1: They tore down another, damn it. I wish I knew

1174
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 1: the restaurant. It was a good one too, Zaxby's. I

1175
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 1: think they tore down a Zaxby's, which is chicken, to

1176
00:48:58,680 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 1: put in a raising canes.

1177
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 2: Windy's, the one over by Value. I think there's only

1178
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 2: one in Nashville.

1179
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 1: There's one in right next to me, literally right next

1180
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 1: to me. Oh, I told Bezi, it's across some Chewies.

1181
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:12,360
Speaker 2: Yeah that was a Wendy's.

1182
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 1: It was yeah, okay, But I mean that's that's what

1183
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,359
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like, it's that good that they tore down

1184
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: a Wendy's. The building it's gonna make that much more

1185
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 1: money that it's worth.

1186
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 2: Obviously, I never saw the Windy's line around the building.

1187
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's not enough room for that place to be

1188
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 1: that big anyways. And dude, people do this in our

1189
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:34,320
Speaker 1: tourist town all the time. They'll wait in line for

1190
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 1: Hattie Bees. That's not really worth the wait. There's all

1191
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:38,880
Speaker 1: other kinds of chicken in town. You can go to

1192
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 1: the grocery store and gets similar chicken.

1193
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:42,880
Speaker 3: But they wait in that line and it's quicker than

1194
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 3: me getting ice cream and a birthday at a free

1195
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:45,359
Speaker 3: birthday party.

1196
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, your Lyne right now. Forty seven minutes is the

1197
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 1: most ungodly line I've heard of in Nashville in a

1198
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 1: while for ice cream.

1199
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 2: The fact that, like, you can go to any ice

1200
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 2: cream shop and not wait thirty seven minutes.

1201
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 1: Dude, my baskin Robbins guy smoked pot just got done

1202
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 1: with his col class and we'll get your ice cream

1203
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 1: in less than two minutes.

1204
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 2: It's unbelievable. Now, okay, we should talk a little bit

1205
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 2: of sports. How about what did you watch? What what

1206
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 2: did you watch this weekend?

1207
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 1: I watched the full hockey game. Okay, that one was awesome.

1208
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: I knew what is gonna happen. The Ray Jinks is over.

1209
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 1: I told you it's gonna be Vegas and Nuggets. Not

1210
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 1: much of a leap, but there it is. Nuggets blew

1211
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,360
Speaker 1: him out first game. Nuggets looked awesome, Like we said.

1212
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 3: I mean, here's what's funny. We recorded that pot on

1213
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 3: Thursday and we were spot on. I mean we were

1214
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 3: off by one point. I said, look, so what it

1215
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 3: is is gonna be the Nuggets win by twelve. They

1216
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:33,400
Speaker 3: won by eleven.

1217
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, my bad, Sorry guys, And I won't perfect the

1218
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:39,320
Speaker 1: most recent game. That's gonna happen. That's why it's a

1219
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 1: seven game series. It's built to do s like that.

1220
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 1: The Heat is not gonna win the series. They don't

1221
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 1: have the shooting to do it. The Nuggets played about

1222
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:50,839
Speaker 1: as poorly as they can play and should have won

1223
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 1: the game by nine if Duncan Robinson didn't have his

1224
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:58,319
Speaker 1: massive swings in momentum when he was draining his three

1225
00:50:58,480 --> 00:50:58,799
Speaker 1: and then he.

1226
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 2: Drives to the hoop and I'm I mean, it was impressive.

1227
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 2: Here's the thing.

1228
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 3: I keep hating on the Heat, but the grit that

1229
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 3: they have, the I don't give a damn. No one

1230
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:13,359
Speaker 3: believes in us like Spolstra is an amazing coach. Every

1231
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 3: adjustment he makes he figured. He is so smart. I

1232
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 3: don't know what he's doing exactly, but like the Nuggets

1233
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,759
Speaker 3: acted like they had never seen a pick and roll

1234
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 3: because every time Bam out of Bayo would set a

1235
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 3: screen and roll to the hoop, he was wide damn

1236
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 3: open for a dunk. And I'm like, guys, do you

1237
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:31,320
Speaker 3: not know how to guard a pick and roll? Like?

1238
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:33,800
Speaker 2: Am I missing something? Is this like something new you

1239
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 2: guys haven't seen all season?

1240
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 1: And I'm confused. How is Strauss and gave Vincent so

1241
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 1: open on these three pointers? Did the Nuggets just get

1242
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 1: away all season not playing any defense?

1243
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 3: That's what I And I also don't believe that the

1244
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 3: Heat are gonna hit that many threes every game. They

1245
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:52,280
Speaker 3: were on fire, but they've been doing it all playoffs.

1246
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 1: I just feel the Nuggets have way too many shooters

1247
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 1: with Porter Jamal and Jokick being the assist guy.

1248
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:01,359
Speaker 3: That he hat and Caldwell is freaking good from three.

1249
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 3: I am that Bruce Brown guy. Yeah, they're good. I

1250
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 3: mean it was very impressive. It's very impressive. They're never

1251
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 3: say die attitude of the Heat like they are so

1252
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 3: interesting because they lose Game one and Jimmy Butler's quote

1253
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 3: was so interesting to me. They said, hey, man, what

1254
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,320
Speaker 3: was it like in the locker room afterwards? He was like,

1255
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 3: oh no, then everybody's laughing and joking talking it up

1256
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 3: because he goes, we know we're still gonna get four.

1257
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 2: Like this dude is awesome, Like he is just like

1258
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 2: nothing fazes him.

1259
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:34,279
Speaker 1: Did you see the story about him how when he

1260
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 1: went in the bubble in twenty twenty he made his

1261
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 1: own coffee. No, yeah, he knew coffee wo'd be hard

1262
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 1: to come by in the bubble, so he liked making

1263
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,719
Speaker 1: coffee and he could make like six different kinds, one

1264
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:49,359
Speaker 1: salted caramel, one Americano, one normal, and he brought them

1265
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 1: all into the bubble and sold him for like expensive.

1266
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 1: He sold him for like fifty dollars a cup and

1267
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 1: everything because he knew there was a demand for expensive coffee,

1268
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 1: and so he made like thousands of dollars. Was in

1269
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: the bubble downtime making people's coffe and now he's turned

1270
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 1: it into a brand. Seriously, it's like big face or

1271
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 1: smiley faced coffee, but it's it's known for being really expensive.

1272
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:10,360
Speaker 1: He's gonna be the first guy to me sell a

1273
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars cup of coffee and stuff like that,

1274
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 1: because he knew there was a market for it.

1275
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 2: Have you ever had it?

1276
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,360
Speaker 1: No? But I mean, dude, I mean, you're gonna have it.

1277
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:20,319
Speaker 1: It's gonna be the next Raising Canes. When Big Face

1278
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:22,359
Speaker 1: Coffee comes into your town. There's gonna be another line.

1279
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 2: There's gonna be a line around the block.

1280
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 1: But they said that it all started in the bubble. Yeah.

1281
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:28,000
Speaker 2: But I'm glad that the Heat won because it makes

1282
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 2: it an interesting series. I love it.

1283
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,919
Speaker 1: I knew that was gonna happen. We knew it wasn't

1284
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 1: gonna be a sweep. I don't know when he said

1285
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:35,840
Speaker 1: when we were looking at the odds, I know we

1286
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 1: said it's gonna be four one or four two. There

1287
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 1: you go.

1288
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:39,839
Speaker 2: Well that's it. Yeah.

1289
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,960
Speaker 3: I just I was worried it was gonna be a blowout, blowout, blowout,

1290
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 3: and then the Heat get one and then a blowout.

1291
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:45,800
Speaker 2: But it was.

1292
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:48,399
Speaker 3: It was actually competitive, and I'm glad because I wanted

1293
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:49,719
Speaker 3: some enjoyable basketball.

1294
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 2: Uh.

1295
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:52,840
Speaker 3: I still think the Nuggets are gonna win the series.

1296
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,440
Speaker 3: I still think the Nuggets are the best team I

1297
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 3: just am I need to be more impressed with the

1298
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 3: Heat and quit just saying oh my god, it's look

1299
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,760
Speaker 3: their coach and their their grit is awesome.

1300
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 2: I love it.

1301
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: And guys, just so you do know, Eddie bet the

1302
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 1: heat because before the series he said to me, Hey,

1303
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:13,400
Speaker 1: the odds are minus four hundred Nuggets, you almost have

1304
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,440
Speaker 1: to bet the heat, right, And I go, yeah, if

1305
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:16,799
Speaker 1: you want to make some money, you might as well

1306
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 1: bet the heat. So Eddie bet the Heat. That's also

1307
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:21,480
Speaker 1: another reason why I really do think the Nuggets are

1308
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:24,360
Speaker 1: gonna run away with it, because Eddie just doesn't win bets.

1309
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 1: So I would imagine the opposite of that happens and

1310
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 1: Nuggets win.

1311
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 3: Speaking of betting, I bet a couple of baseball parlays

1312
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 3: this weekend.

1313
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:33,640
Speaker 2: Okay, now, I got a question for you.

1314
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:36,360
Speaker 3: Would you rather your parlay the first game lose or

1315
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:37,319
Speaker 3: the last game lose?

1316
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,160
Speaker 1: I got a question for you. Are you watching it

1317
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,319
Speaker 1: on Amazon Prime the app on your phone or how

1318
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:42,840
Speaker 1: are you following these games.

1319
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:45,960
Speaker 2: On ASBN dot com the little screen.

1320
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:49,479
Speaker 1: You're just like justin that's depressing as hell. Amazon Prime

1321
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 1: for ten dollars a month, maybe it's thirty.

1322
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 2: But It's like, that's where you get the ticket.

1323
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, yeah, and I get an app, dude. And

1324
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 1: that's how I was able to broadcast that game on

1325
00:54:58,080 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 1: our show the other day.

1326
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 2: I don't think you did that.

1327
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:05,279
Speaker 1: I played it. Oh okay. So my point is this,

1328
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:07,760
Speaker 1: I go, last game. Yes, you wanted to be entertaining

1329
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 1: his f Why would you want to lose the first one?

1330
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 3: I agreed, So I bet the White Sox to beat

1331
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:18,360
Speaker 3: the Tigers. Easy bet easy, Well, the White the Tigers

1332
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:20,279
Speaker 3: have a better record, and Ta doesn't get a hit

1333
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:21,200
Speaker 3: but once a month.

1334
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:22,920
Speaker 2: So yeah, well he's on my fantasy team. And I

1335
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 2: could have told you that. And who did they have

1336
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:26,240
Speaker 2: on the mount? God? They had Coopitch?

1337
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 3: Was it?

1338
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:28,759
Speaker 1: I'm trying to, I mean, get ready for a no

1339
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:30,480
Speaker 1: namer the Who's who?

1340
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 2: Uh and whatever?

1341
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 3: No? No, no, though they had Dylan Cees was pitching

1342
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:36,719
Speaker 3: for the White Sox and I'm like, all right, here

1343
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 3: we go. So they freaking they get runners on and

1344
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:43,840
Speaker 3: they get the bases loaded. I'm like, here we go,

1345
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 3: here we go. This is how we score, this is

1346
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 3: how we score pass ball. White Sox won nothing hell yeah,

1347
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 3: hell yeah?

1348
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 1: Perfect?

1349
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:58,359
Speaker 3: Next nitting Tigers get a runner on third. Past ball

1350
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 3: runner scores one to one.

1351
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 1: Are we going to do this?

1352
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:06,799
Speaker 2: Anybody? Any We go to the tenth Thank you got

1353
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:08,240
Speaker 2: three baseball.

1354
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 3: Tigers get second and third, I think, but we get

1355
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:18,359
Speaker 3: out of it all right, coolt cool White Sox load

1356
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:19,800
Speaker 3: the bases, two outs.

1357
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:26,800
Speaker 2: Tim Anderson at the plate, Oh boy, passball runner scores.

1358
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:28,680
Speaker 1: I mean, listen to me.

1359
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:32,359
Speaker 3: You have three runs that scored in the game, all

1360
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 3: three of them on pass balls. I did not know

1361
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 3: we were watching little league baseball.

1362
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:37,800
Speaker 1: That's yeah, that's miners.

1363
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:41,359
Speaker 2: I mean, how does that that never happens? And all

1364
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 2: three runs in the game were on pass balls.

1365
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,960
Speaker 1: Sweet, that's a win. Do you runners start a second?

1366
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:47,359
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1367
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 1: And yes, that's what I freaking thought.

1368
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:51,880
Speaker 2: But it was just so crazy that that's how it happened,

1369
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:53,239
Speaker 2: is all on pass ball.

1370
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 1: So how many games were in the parlay three and

1371
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:56,319
Speaker 1: you won the first?

1372
00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:56,719
Speaker 2: Yes?

1373
00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:00,400
Speaker 3: And then I had the Astros Christian Javier against the Joels,

1374
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 3: Patrick Sandoval Astros boom, they jump up like six '

1375
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:07,200
Speaker 3: one and then all of a sudden, here come the

1376
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 3: freaking Angels. It's like six four, seven four, But then

1377
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 3: we score, we.

1378
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 2: Win nine six.

1379
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 3: There we go two games down, and the other one

1380
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:20,920
Speaker 3: was the Marlins against the A's Marlins twelve A's one.

1381
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 1: So you won the parlay. Won the parlay, So why

1382
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:25,920
Speaker 1: did you set me up with the question which one

1383
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 1: would you lose? Thought you were about to lose the parlay?

1384
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:32,280
Speaker 2: Well, then I did another one that for the evening games,

1385
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:37,880
Speaker 2: and I had a four or five gamer four gamer.

1386
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 2: I had the Guardians against the I had the Twins

1387
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 2: against the Guardians, and I had because Sonny Gray's pitching,

1388
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:45,360
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, He's got like a two

1389
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 2: era one point nine something era. I had the Giants,

1390
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:54,479
Speaker 2: the Prays and the Padres right out the gate. Twins lose,

1391
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 2: there goes to parlay.

1392
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean four wins and a baseball parlay is

1393
00:57:58,920 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 1: nearly impossible.

1394
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 3: So I was like, now do I bet because the

1395
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 3: Twins game was over before the Giants Orioles, Braves, Diamondbacks.

1396
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 2: Cubs, Padres, Like, do I jump back on it? I

1397
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:10,240
Speaker 2: believe those three.

1398
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 3: Teams were gonna win because the Diamondbacks had won like

1399
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:14,960
Speaker 3: six in a row, and I'm like, odds are they're

1400
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 3: gonna lose one? They're gonna lose one. So you know,

1401
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,960
Speaker 3: you take the Braves. The Giants had freaking Cob on

1402
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 3: the mound. He's been lights out. So I was like,

1403
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:28,160
Speaker 3: you know what, screw it, going for it. Take the Giants, Braves,

1404
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 3: Padres winner, winner, winner, boom.

1405
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:37,800
Speaker 1: Baseball parlays. You sound like Beazer and she got lucky

1406
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:39,040
Speaker 1: as hell and actually hit something.

1407
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 2: They're they're pretty much impossible.

1408
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 3: They're absolutely impossible, and thefl is more likely.

1409
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 1: NBA is more likely. Dude, that because the team's down

1410
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 1: six other games over so unpredictable.

1411
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 3: It is so.

1412
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 2: It is so hard, it's so so hard.

1413
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:57,920
Speaker 1: If I do a baseball parlay, includes baseball, but it

1414
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 1: includes the money line.

1415
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:03,680
Speaker 3: One game three and yesterday yesterday I had a ten

1416
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:06,920
Speaker 3: dollars free bet or whatever. And so I was like,

1417
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:08,600
Speaker 3: well and it had to be and it could be

1418
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 3: good used on a same game parlay. Okay, So I

1419
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 3: did it on the Marlins against the A's yesterday and

1420
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:21,720
Speaker 3: al Contrera's pitching, and I said, Alcantrara six or more strikeouts,

1421
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 3: I took the Marlins to win minus one and a

1422
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:25,920
Speaker 3: half runs.

1423
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:33,880
Speaker 2: I took Bradish to have over three strikeouts or over

1424
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:34,960
Speaker 2: three and a half. We had.

1425
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 1: You wanted a lot of strikeouts.

1426
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:39,640
Speaker 3: So I needed four strikeouts by the ace pitcher, six

1427
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 3: or more by the Marlins to win. Marlins fall down

1428
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:44,320
Speaker 3: five to one, and I'm like, well that's.

1429
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:46,200
Speaker 1: Dead and tip pictures can get pulled.

1430
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 3: And the Marlins come back, and I'm like, Okay, Alcantrara

1431
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:56,120
Speaker 3: had like eight or nine k's, that's a win. Bradish,

1432
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:57,600
Speaker 3: three k's.

1433
00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 1: Missed it by point five, missed it by point five.

1434
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:02,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll get you tried to go. I mean because

1435
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:04,280
Speaker 3: there's a ten dollars, so I wanted to make it valuable.

1436
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:06,560
Speaker 3: Free bet you wanted to put his mini boo boo

1437
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 3: boom boom boom on there.

1438
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:10,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. My favorite is when you're at five point five

1439
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:13,120
Speaker 1: strikeouts and it's a fifth inning and you go to

1440
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:18,440
Speaker 1: the sixth and coach pulled your pitcher. That's a you

1441
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 1: can't get that final strikeout if you're not in the game.

1442
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:24,479
Speaker 1: It's night, coach, Thank you, coach. I appreciate the hook

1443
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 1: in the fifth.

1444
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:30,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm excited about tonight, dude. Hey, the softball game.

1445
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 2: I am pumped.

1446
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:34,240
Speaker 3: I'm playing in a charity softball game. Two years ago,

1447
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:37,280
Speaker 3: Terry Bradshaw was my coach. He thought I was Kenny Chesney,

1448
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:39,280
Speaker 3: so we will see what happens to night. Should have

1449
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 3: stories of plenty. He was drunk, ray, he might have

1450
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 3: been hammered.

1451
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:48,240
Speaker 1: Allegedly, he was schlit faced. Yes he was Ray.

1452
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:49,840
Speaker 3: I mean the fact that he thought I was Kenny

1453
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:51,880
Speaker 3: Chesney and could not get over the fact that I

1454
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:52,960
Speaker 3: was not Kenny Chesney.

1455
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:56,400
Speaker 1: Yes, so he was three sheets Ray.

1456
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 2: Happy Monday, everybody, We'll have fun that I know.

1457
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:02,440
Speaker 1: Also, there's a lot of drug use.

1458
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 2: Not that, No, not at this No, not that I

1459
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:05,600
Speaker 2: know of.

1460
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:09,440
Speaker 3: But the parlay I'm looking at today, I mean, you

1461
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:13,920
Speaker 3: got the Rangers, you got freaking Aaron Nola. He's been

1462
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 3: pretty bad though, for the Phillies taking on the Tigers,

1463
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:21,000
Speaker 3: and then also the Marlins, Garrett against the Royals. You

1464
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:23,440
Speaker 3: gotta you gotta hit on that and anybody. I mean,

1465
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:26,040
Speaker 3: the Pirates against the A's. The A's are god awful

1466
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:28,680
Speaker 3: twelve wins. I mean, you gotta, you gotta bet, you

1467
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:32,360
Speaker 3: gotta bet the Pirates and guys, if I'm homeless betting,

1468
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:37,320
Speaker 3: so if I go Rangers, Marlins, Phillies, that's a three

1469
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:39,480
Speaker 3: gamer you want today, guys.

1470
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:41,760
Speaker 1: So go with whatever he's saying. But also There's not

1471
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:46,120
Speaker 1: an easier futures bet in the world than Rangers to

1472
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 1: win the division. They're in first place by three and

1473
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:53,160
Speaker 1: a half games. They're plus one seventy. For the love

1474
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:56,400
Speaker 1: of god, bet it. The only reason I can't Baser

1475
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:59,160
Speaker 1: hates bets that last for four months because it shows

1476
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:01,360
Speaker 1: up in our Q and it drives their nuts. So

1477
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:04,920
Speaker 1: I can't do this for me. Bet the Rangers to

1478
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,520
Speaker 1: win the division. You can win two times your money.

1479
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:10,440
Speaker 1: You put down a thousand, you can win three grand

1480
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:14,840
Speaker 1: on this. Please bet the Rangers. They're the highest scoring

1481
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,720
Speaker 1: offense in America. The only other team that's good in

1482
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:22,480
Speaker 1: their division is the Astros, and the Astros use trash cans,

1483
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:23,200
Speaker 1: and I'll.

1484
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:26,160
Speaker 2: Hang up in this. Give them up on the tries.

1485
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:34,320
Speaker 1: Rangers plus one seventy. It's already moving. It's plus one

1486
01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 1: sixty now.

1487
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:39,240
Speaker 2: Oh no, all right, have a good Monday, everybody. We

1488
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:39,720
Speaker 2: out of here.

1489
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 1: I hope that was funny. Justin tried our best man.

1490
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Justin.

1491
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:49,760
Speaker 1: I'm just getting off a tick bite and COVID.

1492
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:51,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, Justin, could you please give us your work schedule

1493
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 3: because I need to know. I need to know what's

1494
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:53,840
Speaker 3: going on.

1495
01:02:55,760 --> 01:03:01,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, working you mother effort told you back

1496
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:04,320
Speaker 1: to back bangers need a podcast to get me home

1497
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:12,280
Speaker 1: tonight on the train. Dance like a nutlass squirrel. That

1498
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:13,080
Speaker 1: makes no sense.

1499
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:15,920
Speaker 3: Hey, did you watch any of the baseball. It's amazing

1500
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 3: to me in college baseball, how you have one good

1501
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:19,560
Speaker 3: starter and then the next.

1502
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:20,840
Speaker 2: Game you give up fifteen runs.

1503
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:23,880
Speaker 3: They score a lot of runs in a lot of runs.

1504
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:26,840
Speaker 3: It's like the first game is like two to one

1505
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 3: because you got your aces on the mound. Then it's

1506
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:31,440
Speaker 3: twenty one to twelve. It's like, what the hell happened?

1507
01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:32,800
Speaker 1: And they let you bet it.

1508
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:36,439
Speaker 2: That's amazing. It's fun to watch them because no team

1509
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 2: is ever out of it.

1510
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:40,200
Speaker 1: Can't bet softball, though, really I tried.

1511
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:44,600
Speaker 2: You can't bet soft No, I never saw it on ours. Huh.

1512
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 1: But baseball is all I mean, baseball is all over it.

1513
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:50,560
Speaker 1: That's how that guy got fired, the coach for Alabama.

1514
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:53,040
Speaker 1: He was giving his buddy inside info in the Alabama

1515
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:53,760
Speaker 1: baseball team.

1516
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:56,360
Speaker 2: You're right, there's college baseball.

1517
01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:58,680
Speaker 1: But not softball. You can't bet softball for some reason.

1518
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:02,480
Speaker 2: Probably because college softball right here on that one.

1519
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:05,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can bet Florida State minus two hundred against Tennessee.

1520
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:10,800
Speaker 3: Tennessee's plus one sixty. Huh, all right, gotta go.

1521
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:12,560
Speaker 2: Let's see. Wait, wait, let's see. If I did an

1522
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:17,960
Speaker 2: Oklahoma win, I quit watching oh two to two. Top

1523
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:20,360
Speaker 2: of the six. They've only lost one game all year. Man,

1524
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:22,880
Speaker 2: this would be a huge upset, all right,