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Speaker 1: No, no no, no, you lost? Where up in your face? Okay?

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Speaker 1: I lost. I'm allowed to lose every night. Then, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, I'm allowed to lose. But I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 1: What did you love? What? I'll say it? Are you

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Speaker 1: smarter than Nephew Tommy? Yes? Karen? Who is it? Karen

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Speaker 1: got me today? Sorry, I will be back. Okay she

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Speaker 1: she a house cleaner, cleaned up on that end. You

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Speaker 1: know what, though, I'm mad at myself because I supposed

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Speaker 1: I'm supposed to Essa. Vanessa, you are you know how

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Speaker 1: you got? Somebody's facing your head but you're like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, oh I got the name. Okay, well you

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Speaker 1: lost you you're right about that? Lauded in everybody too.

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Speaker 1: That's Mrs Vanessa Williams. If you're listening, oh, with your

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Speaker 1: beautiful self. Baby, I'm sorry I forgot. She doesn't care

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Speaker 1: about you. She's smarter than you too. That's the prettier

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Speaker 1: than me. But call me if you think you smarter

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Speaker 1: than me. She worry when I wear y'all, don't give

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Speaker 1: it to me. I just want to go to Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey FM dot com to register to play Are you

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Speaker 1: Smarter the Nephew Tommy? Right now, nephew is here with

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Speaker 1: today's praying phone call. What you got well? Last you

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Speaker 1: are this here, are still the king of pranks. Baby?

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Speaker 1: What you get that? I got it for you? Hot

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Speaker 1: chicks at the church, Hot chicks at the church. Everybody's man,

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Speaker 1: all right and let the break roll. Here it is Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach your Monica system. Monica. Please, this

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Speaker 1: is brother de Sean. I'm calling. Actually I'm a member

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Speaker 1: Greater Missionary Baptist Church. How can I help you? Calling you?

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Speaker 1: Actually about the offering? Now? Did you? I know you

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Speaker 1: paid your ties Sunday? Okay, Now you pay the Love

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Speaker 1: offering as well? Right? Yes, okay, now this past Sunday. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at a check that you left us with

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Speaker 1: the bank, right right, I sure did. I wrote check Sunday. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Now the check, ma'am was two hundred and fifty dollars.

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Speaker 1: Am I correct? Right? Right? I wrote two checks for

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Speaker 1: my ties and the love offering? Right? I wrote one

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Speaker 1: for two fifty for the Love offering. Okay? Now what

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Speaker 1: is this call regarding? Why are you calling me? What

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Speaker 1: I wanted to tell you is that I hate to

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Speaker 1: be a ar of bad news, but you your check

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Speaker 1: that you wrote for two fifty actually has bounced. And

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, you said my check bounce for your

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Speaker 1: check bounce. So what I'm doing is calling you about

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Speaker 1: recouping the two fIF as well as you know you

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Speaker 1: you cost us thirty dollars uh in bank fees. Now

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Speaker 1: I wrote two checks. I wrote a check for a

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars. Did that one bounce? I don't see to

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Speaker 1: it that that that one bounced. All I know is

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Speaker 1: the one that the love offering has bounced. What did

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Speaker 1: you put him in at the same time? Because I

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Speaker 1: wrote him at the same time. They all go in

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Speaker 1: on Monday. Ma'm now, I didn't put them in at

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Speaker 1: the same time. I've been putting them in for the

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Speaker 1: last two or three years. The problem is why would

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Speaker 1: people right there, brother de seaun, I don't think it matters.

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Speaker 1: And when I was there, man, the problem is that

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Speaker 1: I didn't put these checks in. And I don't understand

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Speaker 1: why y'all write these checks to the check knowing that

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Speaker 1: they're gonna bound because a lot of people right well,

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Speaker 1: not one clear. Why the other one didn't clear? Maybe

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Speaker 1: you didn't have enough money for both of them to clear.

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Speaker 1: What what did you just say maybe you didn't have

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Speaker 1: enough money in the bank for both of them to

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Speaker 1: cliar And I don't understand why people write in the

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Speaker 1: bank at all. My checks clear. I don't write no checks. Well,

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Speaker 1: you wrote one on Sunday, and that's the problem. How

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Speaker 1: are you gonna try to give a look? Wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: I think you got me confused with somebody else. I

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Speaker 1: don't write no bad checks. You didn't wrote to you.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to be nice to you. When can we

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Speaker 1: expect the two fifty plus the thirty dollars? So that's

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Speaker 1: the bank fees, ma'am for the doll gonna check bouncing?

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Speaker 1: My check didn't bounce. I don't check my bank. And

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Speaker 1: if my check clear, you're gonna pay me thirty dollars

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Speaker 1: for calling me harassing me about a two hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifty dollar check bounce. I don't write Why would you

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Speaker 1: church and write these big number checks when you know

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Speaker 1: you ain't got it in the bank. I said, why

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Speaker 1: would you write these checks when the money ain't in Now,

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Speaker 1: bad check, and you got lot ners calling me telling

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Speaker 1: me my check bounce. Y'all check is the one that

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Speaker 1: has bounced. And you tell you what you do since

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Speaker 1: my check bounce, you paid them, since you got all

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Speaker 1: the money, And don't call me with this again. Hello,

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Speaker 1: don't you hang upon me no more? When don't When

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Speaker 1: don't we gonna get this two fifty and this thirty dollars?

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Speaker 1: Somebody from the church to my eye wrote a bad

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Speaker 1: check check. I didn't write no bad Why are you

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Speaker 1: calling me? Why the treaser? Don't call me at church?

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Speaker 1: The tragic is best. I ain't never know the deacon

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Speaker 1: called nobody about no bad check. You're fully thank you

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Speaker 1: you got the money I ain't got Who is that

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Speaker 1: in the background? Who is that for mine? Who it is?

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Speaker 1: We're both going to the same church, and you're gonna

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Speaker 1: call me to my eye wrote a bad check? You

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Speaker 1: don't you call me no more? And if the check bad,

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Speaker 1: you paid? Okay? Keep passed to know you're talking like this?

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Speaker 1: You passed to know you're calling me? Can you that? Look?

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Speaker 1: When are we gonna get this? Two eighty dollars is

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Speaker 1: what we're looking for from You wrote a check for

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Speaker 1: two fifties and not get to eight. You you put

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Speaker 1: two fifty in there. It bounced. Thirty dollars cost us

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Speaker 1: on bait fees. That's to eighty. Where can the church

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Speaker 1: expect their money? Never? Not? No to eight. You will

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Speaker 1: never get to eight. You're gonna make me come by

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Speaker 1: your and my check in what I'm gonna do. What

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Speaker 1: You're gonna make me come by your house and get

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Speaker 1: this money? Bring it? Bring it? Bring it? What is

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Speaker 1: the address on this check? Check? I got it off

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Speaker 1: the check. I bet you you'll be limping back and

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Speaker 1: I'm watching you. You bet not be spending no money nowhere.

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Speaker 1: You bet not spend nothing until I get this two

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Speaker 1: fifty plus thirty whatever. I want to know you? Don't

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Speaker 1: you know what I am? And you don't call me

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Speaker 1: no more with this because my check did not bounce.

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Speaker 1: I don't see how one check went through and the

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Speaker 1: other bound. Let me say this to you. We cannot

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Speaker 1: accept you back into the House of the Lord no

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Speaker 1: more until you are not don't you come in the

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Speaker 1: Sunday until we get the Sunday, and I'm gonna make

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Speaker 1: sure I find your because you the person I want

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Speaker 1: to see you, and you know what I'm gonna call

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Speaker 1: the pastor right now and asked him because I don't

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Speaker 1: believe my check bounce you feller? What Let me say

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Speaker 1: this before you called pastor I got No, I'm a

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Speaker 1: called pastor. No, you should have talked with pastor before

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Speaker 1: you call me with this information. I got one more

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Speaker 1: thing I need to say. You ain't got nothing to

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Speaker 1: say to me. You don't upset me with this I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about I bounced a check. You should have went

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Speaker 1: to pastor before you call me with you. I tall

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Speaker 1: pastor one I got, But I got one more thing

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Speaker 1: to say before I leave. But you're listening. What are

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Speaker 1: to say now that you're gonna pay the check? This

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Speaker 1: is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. You

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Speaker 1: just got pragged by your girlfriend? What did you say?

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Speaker 1: This is? What did you say? I'd say? This is

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Speaker 1: nephew Tommy baby brother Steve Harvey Morning, to show. Your

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Speaker 1: girlfriend has pranked you. She's just left. Let me ask

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Speaker 1: you one more thing, though, baby. What is the baddest

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Speaker 1: radio show in the land. Steve Harvey Morning. Huh give

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Speaker 1: it to the few? Get a few something? I lost today,

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Speaker 1: But I went on right there with that, though, where

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Speaker 1: Jesus you're crazy? I'm scared. All right, here we go.

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Speaker 1: It's time for one of the biggest comedy one of

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Speaker 1: the biggest comedy clubs in the country, The Nephew Burman

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Speaker 1: ham Alo, My Baby, Whoa, I'm ready August third and

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Speaker 1: film August third, poor filth The Nephew coming to the start.

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Speaker 1: Don't get your tickets there on sale right now called

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Speaker 1: a t and ask how much fool would I will

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Speaker 1: do a weekend? It's thank you Nephew. Will ask subject

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Speaker 1: I need my lover to be more patient. That's the

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Speaker 1: subject of the Strawberry letters coming up right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.