WEBVTT - Episode 213: Danny's Stems 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:04.960 This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, a weekly gambling 0:00:05.040 --> 0:00:08.479 podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick, except for the 0:00:08.480 --> 0:00:12.280 Morley ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shay. 0:00:12.440 --> 0:00:16.360 Talk to me and now here's Dan, Dylan and Shay. 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:21.680 Welcome to Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble and our new set. 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:27.960 We have a podcast studio. Yeah, so we have all 0:00:28.000 --> 0:00:30.639 of these words behind us. If you're not able to 0:00:30.760 --> 0:00:33.320 watch this, but I encourage you to watch this at 0:00:33.400 --> 0:00:39.400 least once because all of the gambling terminology illuminated in 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:40.720 neon behind us. 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:46.320 Loser, idios, Stop, Shae, Shay double down. 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:51.080 Okay, full disclosure. By the way, Shae is joining us 0:00:51.080 --> 0:00:53.080 from Italy. We'll get to that in the moment. I 0:00:53.080 --> 0:00:58.080 believe it's Italy, right, Okay. When we first got these 0:00:58.520 --> 0:01:01.800 different panels and I'm just looking through and I'm going, 0:01:01.840 --> 0:01:04.160 oh wow, okay, wait a minute, how do you spell 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:08.520 straight S t R I G H T And I go, 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:13.880 that's wrong straight? Yeah, And then bonus was misspelled. 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:15.640 How do you miss spelled bonus? 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:18.000 I don't know, but I think it was b O 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:21.320 n A S bonus. 0:01:22.280 --> 0:01:22.760 That's right. 0:01:23.760 --> 0:01:26.080 I think an Australian must have put the words on there. 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:30.000 No, no, no, it's a wonderful set designer, a husband 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:32.880 and wife. They do incredible work, fantastic. And then I 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:37.000 said to uh Joe and Rachel, Uh, did anybody read 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:40.480 this because you misspelled three words here? 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:42.399 Well, I think we can actually blame the big german 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:44.480 for asking for the words in the first place, if 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:45.760 we really want to go to the source. 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:48.160 Wow. Yeah, and he gave him. He threw some curveballs 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:49.760 at him, like straight and bonus. 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:54.600 Okay, but those are normal terminology. Well the g H 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:59.640 T and straight that's a little tricky, okay. Uh, we 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:04.680 got bonus twice on the same panel after the misspell 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:09.400 the double bonus. Yes, so we have four panels here 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:13.480 with all these words that are beautifully illuminated, and three 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:15.880 of the four had misspellings, and then one had a 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:18.720 crack in it. Yeah, and uh so we unveiled it 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:20.800 and then we find out that Shay is going to 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:25.200 go over to Italy and France and you weren't able 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:26.800 to be here for the big unveiling. 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:30.280 Yeah, that's the most impressed, well, second most depressing part 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:30.800 of this trip. 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:34.720 What's the first France? 0:02:37.560 --> 0:02:39.839 Okay, but you got out, Yeah, you got out. 0:02:39.919 --> 0:02:41.920 Yeah, thank god, thank god, we got the hell out 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:42.639 of here. I'm in Italy. 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:45.440 Now we're in an It's Umbria. Umbria. 0:02:45.560 --> 0:02:46.519 Umbria's a bunch of hills. 0:02:46.520 --> 0:02:48.120 It's like Tuscany, bit cheaper. 0:02:48.680 --> 0:02:51.400 You hate France so much? Your dressed like the Ayatola. 0:02:52.360 --> 0:02:53.040 You like this dude. 0:02:53.040 --> 0:02:55.680 I got missed off an Indian fella at the Leaning 0:02:55.720 --> 0:02:56.760 Tower of National Shame. 0:02:56.840 --> 0:02:57.400 He was hawking. 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:01.160 Wait wait, you went to the Leaning tail her Pisa. 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:04.480 Yeah, so did you. 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:07.040 Do anything where you put your finger there? 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:11.040 And I bet you did. You definitely don't. 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:13.600 I will put if Barb shows up, she probably will. 0:03:13.639 --> 0:03:15.400 If Barb comes wander out here, you can ask her. 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:17.440 The kids did all that shit. They've been talking about 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:19.440 it for years. Nobody wanted to do it. It was 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:21.799 late at night. Barb made us do it. The kids 0:03:21.800 --> 0:03:22.960 didn't want to do it. And then I saw this 0:03:23.040 --> 0:03:25.360 Indian dude hawking these and he wasn't doing it. He's 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:26.840 sure as hell wasn't sweating it. I was like a 0:03:26.880 --> 0:03:28.160 whore in church and I was like, give me one 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:32.160 of those motherfuckers. Dude, it looks nice. Linen, yeah, hell yeah, 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:35.560 it's linen man. Maybe by some kid, that is the 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:39.640 best linen. It looks nice, soft hands. Now did your 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:41.880 wife make her social media debut? 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:43.280 Oh? 0:03:43.360 --> 0:03:46.840 Yeah, she's all over dude, she's barb is what is 0:03:46.880 --> 0:03:47.720 all over the internet? 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:54.000 What happened? I'm right here, No, what happened to her? 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:57.320 Oh Jesus Christ. Well, it's like every. 0:03:57.120 --> 0:03:59.320 Other you know, Tom Dick and Harry that looks like 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:01.840 me or a way, like worst version of me was 0:04:01.880 --> 0:04:04.680 in her DMS or hitting her up on the re 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:05.480 quest friend real quest. 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:08.120 Friend cues, She's like, dude, what the fuck did you 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:08.600 do to me? 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:10.040 She did that to herself though? 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:14.760 How was she unveiled on social media? Is what I 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:15.240 want to know. 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:19.920 Oh, we did a we did a podcast, the Relationship 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:21.760 one where we almost got divorced. 0:04:21.839 --> 0:04:24.360 Dylan was there and moderated it. 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:28.440 Yeah, but then like Instagram, she yeah, she just got 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:31.680 unveiled via Instagram recently and that was kind of a 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:34.960 she's private, but it's just you know, dudes, I want 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:36.760 to know bar which sucks for her. 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:40.919 Yes, Ray, yeah, that was kind of your fault. You 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:43.839 re shared a link on Instagram which went right to 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:45.800 her Instagram page, which I was going to worry. 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:46.480 Oh you're kidding. 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:47.839 I was going to warn you about that, but I 0:04:47.880 --> 0:04:49.080 figured you kind of knew. 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:51.160 That, what though, I don't fucking know that. I don't 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:52.560 know about Instagram. 0:04:52.760 --> 0:04:55.479 Yeah, so you just directed all your followers to her page. 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:57.440 Damn stupid. 0:04:59.240 --> 0:05:00.520 Well she was an woman. 0:05:01.520 --> 0:05:02.960 Yeah, all right, Danny, let's just stop. 0:05:03.560 --> 0:05:05.640 No, I'm just saying she's a nice person. 0:05:06.360 --> 0:05:07.920 I see you with your stems out. I know you 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:08.880 wanted her to watch this ship. 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:11.599 She want do you want to later? Do you want 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:13.320 her to see my legs right now? 0:05:13.440 --> 0:05:14.720 I don't. I don't know. 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:16.360 Do not get away? 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:18.360 I'm so tall. 0:05:21.400 --> 0:05:21.520 Up? 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:24.640 Okay? 0:05:24.800 --> 0:05:27.640 So uh yeah, it's uh, it's a new us here, 0:05:27.800 --> 0:05:31.359 Dan Patrick takes a gamble. Uh let me let me 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:34.719 recap here. Oh, by the way, did you find your dip? 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:36.719 Remember you were whining when you were in France. 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:39.880 I crossed the border. No free ads. 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:42.640 But they make this ship in Italy about a sleeve 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:44.680 of these sons, a bitch, it's fourteen milligram. I ain't 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:46.600 banging heaters right now, dude, I'm feeling good. 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:48.760 Does he give you a buzz? 0:05:49.760 --> 0:05:53.240 Yeah? It gives me even man like. It's the best. 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:56.440 It just gets the neutral. Oh it does yeah. 0:05:57.080 --> 0:05:59.159 Oh no, but I had a bus I was thirteen 0:05:59.200 --> 0:05:59.760 years old on. 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:01.520 That stops it early on. 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:05.040 Oh, I thought nicotine gives you a buzz. 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:10.239 Well I was fourteen, Like, there's no buzz. 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:12.799 Yeah, and you know you like at first you probably 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:14.760 even gotten a buzz from a cigar in a long time. 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:15.880 No, I'd still get a buzz. 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:18.160 Really, Yeah, that's because you're drunk. 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:22.000 No, no, no, no, I haven't been drunk in a long. 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:24.680 Line drinking having a drink with your cigar. 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:29.320 Actually, we were in Tahoe and we were trying to 0:06:29.360 --> 0:06:31.440 find a place to smoke a cigar. Now, they said 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:35.320 you can smoke in the casino, but once you light 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:38.039 up a cigar, everybody turns around to go, who's the 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:40.800 asshole who lit up the cigarh And I didn't want 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:43.960 to do that. Uh So I take the big german 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:48.000 and we go out behind the hotel. We go to 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:52.799 some loading dock in an alley. We grabbed two metal 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:57.400 folding chairs that were really rusty style and we sat there. 0:06:57.600 --> 0:06:59.720 I had a beer and I smoked my cigar. 0:07:00.440 --> 0:07:00.640 Yeah. 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:02.919 On the last night we were in Tomahoe. 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:04.599 I saw a couple of crackheads. 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:06.800 It didn't look like it wasn't cigars. 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:09.600 No, I saw a guy uh smoke at a slot 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:11.360 machine smoking a cigar in the casino. 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:14.800 Okay, he looked down on his luck. Well, I'm sure 0:07:14.800 --> 0:07:18.760 we did too in an Ali you know. Yeah, uh, 0:07:19.320 --> 0:07:27.360 but I then a couple of times perfect, h oh, 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:31.000 we lost you. 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:32.680 You didn't spring for the wi fi? Over there? 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:34.520 They paid all this money for a trip and can't 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:35.720 get click to his phone? 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:38.600 Can wait, what's going on here? 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:41.800 Got up? I'm back? You know what Italy? 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:43.760 Italy is like the kind of country right, Like the 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:47.320 Wi fi kind of works, cops kind of are illegitimate. 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:48.480 Food's kind of good. 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:51.080 Wait, the food is kind of good. 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:54.320 Yes, it's kind of good. I mean it's still pasta 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:56.040 at the end of the fucking day. Like, how hard 0:07:56.080 --> 0:07:57.760 is it to fuck up pasta? It's really hard. 0:07:57.800 --> 0:07:59.080 Did you guys rent a house? 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:05.160 Yeah? Wow, there's a WiFi better in here so far? 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:14.200 Didn't give it a go. 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:13.720 Find a spot and stay there? 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:17.040 Yeah yeah, why good spot stay? He looks like a 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:20.760 chipmunk with his cheeks are full of dimp or whatever 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:27.400 it is. You're gonna You're gonna happen. You're gonna happen 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:30.280 upon your wife and she'll be in her bikini and 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:32.560 then all of a sudden, social media is going to 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:35.080 town and that'll be our fault. That'll be somehow my fault. 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:43.760 So yeah, are you couscus? He's got couscous behind him? 0:08:44.440 --> 0:08:50.600 Are you good? Okay? All right, all right, I take 0:08:50.640 --> 0:08:53.000 the white thing. Okay, alright, here we go. 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:54.839 Have you made any couscous. 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:58.360 I don't makes man, it's right behind you. Yeah. Right. 0:08:58.360 --> 0:09:03.880 To non believers, h Ray won a half a unit 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:07.880 last week, so you're plus eight. Shaye lost to. 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:11.120 Congrats. 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:14.040 Shaye lost two units, so you're at minus fifteen and 0:09:14.080 --> 0:09:17.720 a half. Dylan lost only seven units. Now you're at 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:20.840 minus thirty six and a half. I'm gonna give the 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:23.920 Diego Pavilla Award for this time of the year to 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:28.199 Ray really yeah, because he thought he was being really 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:29.760 really Yeah. 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:30.920 Thank you for better. 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:32.000 Yeah. 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:34.440 As soon as it lost, I was like a motherfuck, that's. 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:36.280 What you get news. 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:40.120 You were like, I'm going to bet a parlay center 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:45.920 to win and Scotty to finish twenty center one. Scotty, 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:48.000 Yes he did. Scotty didn't make the cut. 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:51.920 Thirty seven straight top twenty five. So my god, this shucks. 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:52.640 That was great. 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:55.319 That's kind of why this award was made for bets 0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:55.720 like that. 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:57.400 That's what you gotta do though, Like if you had 0:09:57.480 --> 0:10:00.720 rolled Best Scotty's Top twenty five streak and rolled it 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:02.839 over every time, you would have ten million dollars and 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:04.880 then Ray would have been it on the one when. 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:05.400 He actually lost. 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:08.760 Uh, you guys were worried about etiquette in the casino 0:10:08.880 --> 0:10:13.199 in Tahoe, which I was surprised that you were curious 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:16.360 about etiquette because I didn't think you gave it any thought. 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:18.760 Then I have impeccable manners. 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:20.840 Well, you said you were on a roll. You were 0:10:20.840 --> 0:10:23.080 playing crabs. Yeah, and you said you went with twenty 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:24.600 three consecutive. 0:10:24.080 --> 0:10:25.640 Roles yea, and then did it again too. 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:26.760 Okay, how much? 0:10:26.800 --> 0:10:27.439 What? 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:30.040 Yeah? 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:30.440 Mario? 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:34.839 Mario rolled on Friday night, enrolled I think thirteen straight 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:36.640 and had seven hard numbers. 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:40.360 Yeah, but there is a there. 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:44.800 So my friend, my friend came out to visit and uh, 0:10:45.120 --> 0:10:47.160 we're playing crabs. He has no idea how to play craps. 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:51.079 So he's just like in description, what yeah, crab virgin. 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:54.880 He wasn't rolling, well, he was just yeah, well he 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:57.559 should not have, but he was just like he had 0:10:57.600 --> 0:10:59.960 like one hundred dollars on the horn bets and like 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:03.080 seventy on all the hard numbers. It's like Matt slowed 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:05.600 out and Ray at one point was like we went up. 0:11:05.640 --> 0:11:07.400 He was up like a couple grand and Ray was like, 0:11:08.240 --> 0:11:09.719 do you think you want to cash out? 0:11:09.720 --> 0:11:12.320 And he's like, I don't think I will, and then. 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:16.880 Losing everything, not everything, but you know some how much 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:17.480 did you make? 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:18.440 Uh? 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:21.160 Like a g So what happened was. 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:23.559 The morning we were leaving, We're like, all right, fuck it, 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:26.359 let's go play a little day craps crabs. 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:26.680 During the day. 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:28.040 Not good, not good? 0:11:28.880 --> 0:11:30.320 Right? Ray? What about you? 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:34.719 And she was a nasty woman, she was last day 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:38.160 throws everything off. You can't play with a mean craps lady. 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:40.200 I think I made it like eight hundred bucks throughout 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:40.800 this trip. 0:11:40.600 --> 0:11:40.880 All right. 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:42.440 Yeah, it was like going up and down, ended up, 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:44.000 pissing away a few hundred on the way up, but 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:45.320 still ended up up. 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:46.480 I like it. 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:50.120 Shay, all of a sudden is regretting this vacation France. 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:54.920 Yeah, all of a sudden, shaking and smoking American spirits 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:58.760 and Nevada Yeah, look at him eating fucking couscous in Italy. 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:04.160 And con joy and pounding dip below baby vo. 0:12:06.520 --> 0:12:08.880 That does sound Italian, although they sell them here. 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:14.520 Okay, let me see the video that you posted. You 0:12:14.559 --> 0:12:16.320 were betting on a fight between two bugs. 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:20.880 Oh yeah, Come say hi, Barb, Come say hi. 0:12:24.480 --> 0:12:25.040 Hey, Barb. 0:12:25.400 --> 0:12:27.120 Hello, star is born there. 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:30.360 She is social media star right there. 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:32.959 Won't stop complaining about your vacation. 0:12:34.920 --> 0:12:36.040 Complaining about the dudes in her. 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:43.920 Following follow requests, Yeah, have you accepted them? 0:12:44.160 --> 0:12:48.840 Yeah, don't get into it. 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:53.760 Yeah me, I'm weird on the steaming everything. 0:12:54.320 --> 0:12:55.520 Everything's good. 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:57.839 Yeah, we're good, Barb. 0:12:57.960 --> 0:13:02.000 Did you see my legs? You see. 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:06.280 This for you stems? 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:11.920 Thank you. There's some scars there too. There's some scars 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:14.280 battle tested battle test. 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:18.520 That was from I. 0:13:18.480 --> 0:13:20.079 Told you I played college athletics. 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:22.480 Now I'm going to take down my pants. 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:25.920 You gotta leave a little to the. 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:32.360 Okay, if the camera angles correct, Oh my god. Okay, 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:36.120 first day on the set in Tahoe and I turn 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:41.000 around and I get a Sharon Stone basic instinct moment 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:50.240 from Dylan. Oh it was uncomfortable. 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:53.640 You had like a perfect line of sight right up 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:56.120 the left leg of my short, which I would have 0:13:56.120 --> 0:13:56.600 never known. 0:13:57.000 --> 0:14:00.000 Oh my god, yeah, you're not wearing underwear, dude. 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:03.880 No I was, but like you know, things get loose. 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:08.080 It was It was bad because I turned around and 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:12.160 I went, oh god, come on man, I. 0:14:12.120 --> 0:14:13.960 Was just trying to intimidate any guests that we had 0:14:14.000 --> 0:14:14.480 on the show. 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:17.520 He usually pays dudes for the lot of money. 0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:21.280 All right, fucking ros by the way, do you see 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:23.280 that bison that went after. 0:14:23.080 --> 0:14:27.680 That gaess and just absolutely fucking flipped him. 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:31.880 Couldn't he have hidden better than playing ring around the 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:33.640 rosie with the tree. 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:36.520 And then he like popped out and the bison was 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:40.280 like gotcha he gave He was like picker. 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:41.400 That was laut. 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:43.000 That was a video when I first saw it, and 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:44.560 I was like, all right, that's I'm just so used 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:46.120 to being like that's ai bullshit. 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:48.760 Yeah, that didn't feel real. And then I think he 0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:52.960 broke his bibula. That's lucky that thing could have he 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:56.280 should be dead, Like, but but how does the bison 0:14:57.040 --> 0:14:57.920 just stop there? 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:00.880 I think he was like, fucked you up later, bitch. 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:03.400 Yeah, But I don't think it's not like a carnivore. 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:05.960 They kill people all the time. 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:08.520 Yeah, but why would you stop. It's like, you know, 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:11.760 you're Tyson and you hit somebody one time, uh, and 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:12.720 then you go Okay. 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:17.440 I actually think that the water buffalo, obviously not that bison, 0:15:17.520 --> 0:15:19.360 but in the buffalo family, is like one of the 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:21.040 animals that kills the most people every year. 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:21.560 I know that. 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:24.440 Number one. 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:27.720 I think the well actually mosquito, but I think the 0:15:27.760 --> 0:15:28.920 water buffalo is up there. 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:32.360 Has anybody come in close contact with an animal that 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:33.440 could kill you? 0:15:34.200 --> 0:15:35.000 Yeah, crocodile? 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:36.080 Oh yeah, gator? 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:36.920 What like? 0:15:36.960 --> 0:15:38.080 How how close? 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:41.280 I mean up against the boat? 0:15:41.640 --> 0:15:44.280 I've I've been I've been scuba diving with like sharks 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:47.000 that No, it's cool? 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:48.840 Is that less scary than being up top? 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:49.120 Like? 0:15:49.200 --> 0:15:51.840 So, I don't like if you're swimming like I would 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:55.040 much rather be scuba diving with a bunch of sharks 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:57.080 around that I can see than like swimming in like 0:15:57.160 --> 0:15:57.640 murky water. 0:15:57.680 --> 0:15:58.800 No, I don't want to be in either. 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:01.520 You don't like going in the ocean. No, ocean's great. 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:02.840 I love looking at the ocean. 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:04.920 Yeah, you know you're like you like the view, but 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:08.600 you want a boat. I'm a Voyer, Yeah, you're you 0:16:08.680 --> 0:16:10.680 and Todd that makes sense. 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:12.920 With those stems. 0:16:13.120 --> 0:16:15.520 Yeah, may and fritzy or voyeurs. 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:17.280 Well, you're like, you'll do a lake. 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:17.880 You like the lake? 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:18.800 Do you jump in the lake? 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:20.280 I've gone it. Yeah, I jump in the lake. It's 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:23.920 a cold uh no really No, it's like seventy five 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:27.800 degrees really and it's very I have no idea, but 0:16:27.840 --> 0:16:30.000 it's very clean lake beautiful. 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:33.280 But so is that because you like there's not like 0:16:33.360 --> 0:16:34.360 sea monsters in there. 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:35.280 I have no idea. 0:16:35.320 --> 0:16:36.720 Well, like it is that why you're more inclined to 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:37.600 go swimming in the lake. 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:40.320 I like a pool. 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:42.000 Okay, pool is great. 0:16:42.080 --> 0:16:43.680 I'd like to know where the bottom is. 0:16:44.160 --> 0:16:45.360 I can see it. Yeah. 0:16:45.520 --> 0:16:49.320 Yeah. Do you know a bison can run upwards of 0:16:49.400 --> 0:16:53.240 forty miles an hour? Seriously you imagine. 0:16:52.840 --> 0:16:54.400 They're like an offensive lineman too? 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:57.800 Like there, but but could you imagine you're like, he'll 0:16:57.840 --> 0:16:58.400 never get me. 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:00.400 Yeah, like I can probably. I probably talk about like 0:17:00.480 --> 0:17:01.400 thirty so I got. 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:07.840 I went fishing one time up in British Columbia and 0:17:07.920 --> 0:17:13.200 there was a bear and a cub across the uh street. 0:17:13.320 --> 0:17:16.440 Yeah yeah, but I saw that in Alaska too, but 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:17.080 I wasn't like. 0:17:17.160 --> 0:17:21.440 Yeah, but the mom had no interest in us unless 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:24.760 we had gotten close to the cub then there was trouble. 0:17:24.800 --> 0:17:26.040 Yeah, you don't want to go like you don't want 0:17:26.040 --> 0:17:27.960 to go in between. I think elephants are the same 0:17:28.000 --> 0:17:30.119 where it's like if you cross and they'll remember you, 0:17:30.760 --> 0:17:31.520 they never forget. 0:17:31.600 --> 0:17:32.400 I don't forget that. 0:17:32.400 --> 0:17:35.520 Guy then then, dude, not that long ago, he's like 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:38.560 one of those dick had just like African trophy hunters 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:42.000 who got just stampeded by the by an elephant. 0:17:43.320 --> 0:17:45.200 Yeah, they remembered his face for like. 0:17:46.080 --> 0:17:47.040 Just went right after him. 0:17:47.119 --> 0:17:48.520 You know who also does that is crow? 0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:50.439 Awesome way to go. Awesome way to go. 0:17:50.560 --> 0:17:53.320 Crows remember faces forever. So if you mess with one 0:17:53.400 --> 0:17:55.600 crow for the rest of your life, they'll like swan 0:17:55.720 --> 0:17:57.360 dive bomb you for the rest. 0:17:57.160 --> 0:17:57.680 Of your life. 0:17:57.760 --> 0:17:59.720 I thought crows were dumb, No, very smart. 0:17:59.800 --> 0:18:01.480 No, they're smart as shit, but they're evil. 0:18:01.600 --> 0:18:02.359 Yeah, well they. 0:18:02.200 --> 0:18:05.240 Look I think it's crows and any type of like 0:18:05.680 --> 0:18:08.119 monkey or anything can use tools, so they're like one 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:08.600 of the smartest. 0:18:11.480 --> 0:18:14.320 All animals with posable thumb should be fucking slaughtered, every 0:18:14.320 --> 0:18:16.040 single one of them. We should wipe them all up 0:18:16.040 --> 0:18:17.680 the face of the earth. They're the only animals that 0:18:17.720 --> 0:18:18.479 can hold guns. 0:18:18.520 --> 0:18:19.040