Speaker 1: So Taylor, I know that you obviously have other things
Speaker 1: going on right now, but if you get this message,
Speaker 1: we would love for you to perform at the super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1: Welcome everybody to the Calm Down Podcast. Aaron's got a
Speaker 1: story she's never told me, or that's a lie. You listen.
Speaker 1: It was a one o'clock kick on Fox. Joe Buck,
Speaker 1: Troy Aikman, Aaron Andrews with the call, and we come on. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's one o'clock, so you know, Kurt throws it. We're somewhere,
Speaker 1: and we were if we were in Philly and they
Speaker 1: kick off, and Joe goes, no, no, right for the kickoff.
Speaker 1: Joe goes, oh, everybody, welcome to Philadelvia. Let's take it
Speaker 1: out of the New York Giants, and then the words
Speaker 1: a tone low, Let's do it myself. I thought that
Speaker 1: was so funny. Let's do it like I just texted
Speaker 1: Joe right away. I'm like, I'm crying so good. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, what a group. And with that, we welcome you.
Speaker 1: It has been two weeks since we have talked to you. Guys.
Speaker 1: We were off one week, and then I had the
Speaker 1: airplane democle along with the rest of the world that
Speaker 1: was traveling, which is so crazy. Our dependency on technology
Speaker 1: is scary. I mean, I'm not saying anything we don't know,
Speaker 1: but like the fact that, like what I kept thinking
Speaker 1: about is like, look, you know, everyone knows that the
Speaker 1: whole system that went down when it affected airports, it
Speaker 1: affected hospitals, and that's what I was thinking about. Like banks,
Speaker 1: then I was thinking about, like, wonder ifull you wake
Speaker 1: up in the morning and like you look at your
Speaker 1: bank account and all the money's gone, It's like, wouldn't
Speaker 1: you freak out? And it's like, oh no, we're having
Speaker 1: a technical issue. Like this is why I don't trust crypto,
Speaker 1: because I'm like, one day it just be gone and
Speaker 1: like there's a glitch, and like anything that I ever
Speaker 1: had is gone. But anyways, in this particular case, all
Speaker 1: that was gone was me getting home in time to
Speaker 1: do the podcast because there was delays and delays and delays.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing. We talk about this a lot
Speaker 2: on here. It is not the flight attendant's fault.
Speaker 1: It is not the pilot's fault, It is not the
Speaker 1: ticket agent's fault that the operating system went down. So
Speaker 1: these people went ballistic. On this plane, there was a
Speaker 1: contingent of about four couples. There's these two on your plane,
Speaker 1: on my plane, these two couples, and they were too
Speaker 1: old to be acting this way. Let me just say
Speaker 1: that they were like, we are being held hostage. And
Speaker 1: I wanted to be like, first of all, oh, don't
Speaker 1: you dare use that term ever. Ever, Okay, because what
Speaker 1: we know is going on in the world, that is
Speaker 1: insane behavior to act like that and say that phrase.
Speaker 1: And don't yell at the flight attendant. You think that
Speaker 1: this is her, You think that she you know what
Speaker 1: she thought to herself when she woke up in the morning.
Speaker 1: You know what I want to do? Be stuck on
Speaker 1: a plane with these people? No, so knock it off.
Speaker 1: So make the most of the situation, which again is
Speaker 1: not ideal. And this is where I think I'm getting
Speaker 1: a lot better in life. And I will give Steve
Speaker 1: credit for this. The old me would have been like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
Speaker 1: Now you know what I do? What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: Like, surrendering to a situation is just so much better.
Speaker 1: So you know what I did. I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: going to organiz all the pictures on my phone that
Speaker 1: are always all over the place and I can't find
Speaker 1: them in an album because I go to show you
Speaker 1: some things in the ranch and I'm scrolling back and
Speaker 1: I can't find anything. So I organized photos. Steve and
Speaker 1: I had a little nice, you know, date whatever on
Speaker 1: their FaceTime thing, like just make the most of the situation. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: as much as I miss being with you guys, we're back.
Speaker 1: I loved how you handle that with your attitude. So
Speaker 1: you got it a lot worse than I did. The
Speaker 1: day it actually happened. That Friday, I was trying to
Speaker 1: fly home from LA and I woke up to so
Speaker 1: many text messages like this is bad. Everything's canceled. I
Speaker 1: was able to get home that night. It took me
Speaker 1: like literally twenty four hours, but I got home. You
Speaker 1: paid a half your price. That was nuts for you,
Speaker 1: but I agree, just be nice. At the point that
Speaker 1: my stuff was, my travel was happening, and the interruptions
Speaker 1: I got to the counter, I'll give you United a
Speaker 1: shout out. I don't normally fly them, but they were great.
Speaker 1: The computers were down, the kiosks were down, my app
Speaker 1: was down. Fox was trying to get me on the flight,
Speaker 1: but it kept saying when I could log on. Then
Speaker 1: I was canceled. I couldn't tell this woman was so
Speaker 1: great behind the counter because I couldn't do it on
Speaker 1: the kiosk. It was taking forever. It was like the dialog.
Speaker 2: I don't feel about that word kiosk too.
Speaker 1: I like it. I keep saying it, so yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 1: But then she brought me to behind the counter and
Speaker 1: she's like, I thought that was you. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to say anything. Oh, I love the podcast, love football
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah. Helped me out. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, this has been a crap day. She
Speaker 1: was like, no, the morning was worse, afternoon's been fine. Sweet,
Speaker 1: nice to keep it's hactly fault and thanks for being
Speaker 1: a listener. Yes, exactly, but no, I think that hopefully
Speaker 1: as I grow older in situations, I'm finding that no, look,
Speaker 1: if there's something an emergency and I needed to get
Speaker 1: home for you know, whether it was I don't have kids,
Speaker 1: but like, you know whatever, of course i'd be a
Speaker 1: little bit more stressed out and you don't know what
Speaker 1: even like travelers are going for Like I think about
Speaker 1: people that are like traveling for maybe a trip that
Speaker 1: they you know, haven't taken out of years, and then
Speaker 1: it's like it gets canceled. Oh my gosh. I had
Speaker 1: the people with all those kids that kids can't understand
Speaker 1: a hotel or don't earnole's get to the hotel. That's
Speaker 1: the shit I felt bad about. I was like all
Speaker 1: these families laying there by the way, if you guys
Speaker 1: weren't at the airport, you couldn't get into restaurants. If
Speaker 1: you didn't have cash, you were screwed because the ATMs
Speaker 1: didn't work. Like it was Mayhem, and you're exactly right.
Speaker 1: I thought about, like, Okay, luckily I have the means
Speaker 1: to get an uber and go get a hotel, so
Speaker 1: I don't have to lay here. But anyways, I think
Speaker 1: all in all, my takeaway from that situation is, whether
Speaker 1: you're the employee or you're the fly or whatever, just
Speaker 1: have some patients. Everyone's we're all in this together, and
Speaker 1: the words of plot Griswold, no one's going anywhere really miserable.
Speaker 1: We're all miserable. Okay, So that was why we missed
Speaker 1: the podcast last week so we're back, and what else
Speaker 1: has been happening? You have been trying to enjoy the
Speaker 1: last bit of your break. You went to the rodeo.
Speaker 1: How was the rodeo? Rodeo was great, had a great time,
Speaker 1: got out to Candice and Sean shooting mish of the rodeo.
Speaker 1: Had a wonderful time. But before that, we got to
Speaker 1: see each other at the Fox NFL and College Football
Speaker 1: seminar and was so great. I mean, we had one
Speaker 1: of the nights. You made such a right call. We
Speaker 1: were like, oh, where do we sit? Where do we sit?
Speaker 1: Chris goes, Let's go right here with Howie and stray
Speaker 1: Then Gronk comes, Julian comes, I have to Greg comes,
Speaker 1: and it was just so much fun. We laughed so hard.
Speaker 1: How he told the best stories. Drayhand was hilarious. Greg
Speaker 1: was telling us the Christian McCaffrey Olivia Coulpol wedding star.
Speaker 1: I mean, we were it was so funny. It was funny.
Speaker 1: And I'm always reminded because shout out to Fox for
Speaker 1: doing these and how important it is to get together
Speaker 1: in the off season because we don't get to hang
Speaker 1: out like studio and game crews. We don't hang out
Speaker 1: all year because obviously we're in different locations. So I
Speaker 1: think it, you know, and you are, you're an owner
Speaker 1: of you own where and you have employees, and I
Speaker 1: have like two employees for house and home, but I do.
Speaker 1: I'm reminded that is very beneficial for the camaraderie of
Speaker 1: the group, to get everyone together and to do those
Speaker 1: kinds of things, and not all companies do that. So
Speaker 1: I appreciate Fox for that, because just spending time with
Speaker 1: people that yeah, you work with them, but they're also
Speaker 1: your family is the best. Like it felt like a
Speaker 1: family reunion whenever we do that. So enjoyed that. Didn't
Speaker 1: enjoy my hangover, but but it was so much fun.
Speaker 2: It's sometimes it's worth it. Until the flight got canceled.
Speaker 1: And Manning, oh my god, here we go, wait for it,
Speaker 1: stitching stitches Cooper Manning, as you can imagine, so hysterical.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I wish we could tell half the stories.
Speaker 1: That's always annoying too, when you're like, oh, there's so
Speaker 1: many funny stories we can't tell.
Speaker 2: I'd like to keep my job anyways, But it was
Speaker 2: a good time.
Speaker 1: One of the stories we can tell was Commissioner Roger
Speaker 1: Goodell is always great in after him and see us
Speaker 1: at the seminar. He did a great Q and A
Speaker 1: with Eric Shanks, the president of Fox Sports, and then
Speaker 1: afterwards hangs around and whether he not whether or not
Speaker 1: he wanted to be accosted by Carissa and I. I
Speaker 1: think he did because he stayed around with us for
Speaker 1: a while. We started talking about, Yeah, he got cornered,
Speaker 1: but I went in, but went in Roger. I almost
Speaker 1: called him when my flight was delayed or canceled. I
Speaker 1: was like, Hi, commission anyway, you could drop me off
Speaker 1: in Montana. But for you Swifties and for you non
Speaker 1: Swifties and whoever else cares about Super Bowl halftime, Carissa
Speaker 1: and I did the best we could about delivering our
Speaker 1: closing or opening and closing remarks about why the NFL
Speaker 1: has to have this year Taylor Swift as their Super
Speaker 1: Bowl halftime. Would you like to indulge the audience in
Speaker 1: a couple of reasons why we think now is the time? Well,
Speaker 1: Fox has it. We want it. Well selfishly, we want her,
Speaker 1: as you guys all know our finity for Taylor, but
Speaker 1: we want it because it's Fox's Super Bowl. But also
Speaker 1: on the heels of all of the nonsense from last year,
Speaker 1: the chads and dads that didn't want her to be
Speaker 1: shown on television. But I don't know, maybe bringing in
Speaker 1: not only the revenue but also the new audience of
Speaker 1: young women or girls or boys that didn't watch but
Speaker 1: love her. Anyways, it's just she's never done it, and
Speaker 1: obviously and there's no bigger star in the world. There's
Speaker 1: no bigger star in the world, and so it's like, look,
Speaker 1: does she need to do that?
Speaker 2: No, of course doesn't need to do it. But this
Speaker 2: is what we were talking about.
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson didn't need to do the halftime super performance,
Speaker 1: but he did. Whitney Houston didn't need to sing the
Speaker 1: national anthem, but she did. If you I feel like Taylor,
Speaker 1: if you're listening, your resume is full of everything. You
Speaker 1: have done it all, But don't you want to also
Speaker 1: say that you have performed at a Super Bowl halftime
Speaker 1: And if you have it your way, and the Kansas
Speaker 1: City Chiefs have it their way, it'll be at your
Speaker 1: boyfriend's game. Well, they looked to three p for the
Speaker 1: first time ever in the history of the league, so
Speaker 1: it'd be a culmination of things that have never been
Speaker 1: done before, a three p if they win and you
Speaker 1: performing at halftime, and there's no better time there's I mean, yes,
Speaker 1: she does everything right, so I'm sure she'll have a
Speaker 1: great explanation, but I don't know. I will be doing
Speaker 1: the super Bowl with a broken heart if she doesn't
Speaker 1: do halftime because I'm miserable. But I just feel like
Speaker 1: coming off of this, and again Chris has said it,
Speaker 1: the dads, the brads, the chads, it'd be amazing. Carissa, myself,
Speaker 1: Steve and Jarrett because Steve and Jarrett want us to
Speaker 1: shut up have been manifesting this, I mean, won't leave
Speaker 1: each other in our group chat voice notes about Steve
Speaker 1: will go you guys, she has to and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I follow up, there's no better time, guys, there's if
Speaker 1: not now one if not now, when you'll have some
Speaker 1: time off after the tour, which again we talked about
Speaker 1: it on the pre game. We have so many questions
Speaker 1: how that girl night after night, But again we won't
Speaker 1: go down that rabbit hole. Taylor, you need to do
Speaker 1: the super Bowl just you need to go on a
Speaker 1: date with Travis. So if this all comes to fruition,
Speaker 1: are you performing right now?
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: I can do no. I think somebody's coming up my stairs.
Speaker 1: The lighting here is horrific. Hold on with somebody coming up?
Speaker 1: Or are you just barking like a crazy animal. Nope,
Speaker 1: I'm going to go here now we're going and action.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 1: Hey, we go back to your to your name, Yes, yep.
Speaker 1: So Taylor, I know that you obviously have other things
Speaker 1: going on right now, but if you get this message,
Speaker 1: we would love for you to perform at the super Bowl,
Speaker 1: so then we can interview you. Please, Michael Strahan, I
Speaker 1: know you always get to do the big interviews, but
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to sit this one out, okay. And
Speaker 1: here's the thing we don't want to well, first of all, Taylor,
Speaker 1: if you get this, please come on, come on book swifties.
Speaker 1: I mean you people have power out there. Come on,
Speaker 1: time to start infesting. Also, by the way, I know
Speaker 1: you did because we dm each other everything from our
Speaker 1: concert Munich. Did you see those fans on that hill off, Yes,
Speaker 1: it were so magical, all of it. Okay, So Taylor,
Speaker 1: we need you to perform at the super Bowl and
Speaker 1: that's that.
Speaker 2: So we'll look forward to it.
Speaker 1: And before that, we've got the season coming up, which
Speaker 1: we're very excited about. I know we've joked like kind
Speaker 1: of throughout the quote off season, I don't you love
Speaker 1: the people like, oh, would you do this? Off season?
Speaker 1: Off season? It's fun, It's actually great. I love how
Speaker 1: busy we are because, look, there's going to be a
Speaker 1: time in life. As Scott Thompson always likes to remind me,
Speaker 1: that people won't call for you to do things and
Speaker 1: you won't be busy. So being busy is good. But
Speaker 1: I was just thinking about this as I was like
Speaker 1: looking for my hotel room where I just got to
Speaker 1: a Nashville room, and I was like, oh my god
Speaker 1: that you know, I have a real problem when there's
Speaker 1: carpet and we're rolling the suitcase and it's like the
Speaker 1: end of the hall and it's so hard. You guys,
Speaker 1: I want to start a petition. Why do we put
Speaker 1: carpets in airports? Why? I don't know airports, but I
Speaker 1: think in hotels it's become noise acoustics. Yeah, could it
Speaker 1: be for airports as well? I don't know. It's just
Speaker 1: that suitcase and we're rolling it around. Although yeah, I
Speaker 1: have so many things, you know, we should do a
Speaker 1: whole podcast, which we do anyways on just airport like
Speaker 1: positives and negatives of things. Because what I was just thinking,
Speaker 1: that's our podcast every week, I know, because I was
Speaker 1: just thinking about how my Steve is with me right now,
Speaker 1: and he was taking liberties with the size of the
Speaker 1: suitcase and I was like, that's not going to fit
Speaker 1: in the overhead and he's like, sure, is it's going
Speaker 1: to fit. It's like the overhead. I wish that there
Speaker 1: was like a universal size of the overhead because sometimes
Speaker 1: my bag fits in one, but then it won't fit
Speaker 1: the other. And I hate being the person that's like
Speaker 1: cramming it in when I'm like, it fit on the
Speaker 1: last flight, but I don't know, it's a whole thing. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a turn here. Yeah, please to be
Speaker 1: a little bit more serious. We talked about this on
Speaker 1: the pregame show Perspective. The reason why I thought of
Speaker 1: this is our girlfriend Julian Gregory, who does our makeup
Speaker 1: and is also our really good friend. She always complains
Speaker 1: about the carpet and airports. Why because she's slepping around
Speaker 1: her bags and she's slepting around our makeup, and she
Speaker 1: is about a peanut a size of a peanut. And
Speaker 1: she's amazing, And yeah, she's fantastic. We always have fun
Speaker 1: about our voice and the funny stuff she says. But
Speaker 1: today I was very, very very proud of our girl
Speaker 1: and I would like to give her a shout out
Speaker 1: for that. Our girl found out last year that she
Speaker 1: actually had the Baraka gene, and as she explains in
Speaker 1: her Instagram that gene basically means the chance of getting
Speaker 1: breast cancer. It's about an eighty five percent chance in
Speaker 1: her lifetime, which she explained was a little too high
Speaker 1: for her and for a lot of people. As Chrisa knows,
Speaker 1: she has gone through hell over the last twelve months,
Speaker 1: getting a series of surgeries. Yeah, and she wrote in
Speaker 1: her Instagram post the last year definitely has been hard,
Speaker 1: but the alternative could have been much worse, and she
Speaker 1: encourages girls to go and look after yourself, go for
Speaker 1: your mam or graham, ultrasounds, blood tests, all that. I
Speaker 1: am so proud of you. I love you so much.
Speaker 1: This has been a horrific experience for her, but I
Speaker 1: think she's learned a lot and I love that she
Speaker 1: put that out there today. Yeah, Jill's we love you,
Speaker 1: and I think it's also great what you just said
Speaker 1: that she reminded people that being preventative, and we talked
Speaker 1: about it before, just health. If you don't have it,
Speaker 1: you have nothing else. And you know, unfortunately she had
Speaker 1: to go through that. But I do think that no
Speaker 1: matter what you go through in your life, and you've
Speaker 1: had to go through your own hell with cervical cancer
Speaker 1: and even with infertility and different things that you've had
Speaker 1: to go through, and how hopefully when things like seem
Speaker 1: to be hard and then you put it in perspective,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, but I can do that. And sometimes
Speaker 1: I remember somebody telling me one time, like it's boring,
Speaker 1: You're boring if you don't have adversity in your life.
Speaker 1: Whatever that has looked like like you become I'm a
Speaker 1: more interesting person when you know what you're capable of
Speaker 1: going through. So I think that hopefully Jillian, and I
Speaker 1: know she won't say this about herself, but I think
Speaker 1: that she's grown a lot as a person having to
Speaker 1: go through adversity because if it doesn't, you know whatever,
Speaker 1: as the expression goes blank you because I'm not going
Speaker 1: to say that, I don't like say and kill you.
Speaker 1: It makes you stronger. But it does. And I'm really
Speaker 1: proud of her too, So Jill's shout out and that's
Speaker 1: a reminder.
Speaker 2: I need to get a mammogram. I haven't had one.
Speaker 1: To go. I also have to make a cancer appointment too,
Speaker 1: and I hate it so much. It's the worst thing
Speaker 1: because it's the worst and you have to go every year.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And really the hardest part of it is
Speaker 1: that the waiting rooms are just packed, yeah, and you
Speaker 1: just realize how awful this disease is, and there's obviously
Speaker 1: people in such worse shape than you, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: why am I having so much anxiety when these people
Speaker 1: are just obvious they look worse, you know, they feel worse.
Speaker 1: So it's tough. I always treat myself to McDonald's drive
Speaker 1: through afterwards because I feel like shit, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I you can McNugget with sweet and sour sauce right now.
Speaker 2: That's sweet and sour sauce, though I did that the
Speaker 2: other day with barbecue.
Speaker 1: Side note the air that gets stuck in there and
Speaker 1: I open it and it's spread right on me, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: or on your seering mill and you're trying to lick it. Off,
Speaker 1: you'll never wet wipe and it's like it's no words.
Speaker 1: Now the crumbs from the chicken McNugget are in the seats,
Speaker 1: although the snacks or in the holes. Yeah, eat those
Speaker 1: car No, I could see you not. No, we don't
Speaker 1: need to eat the car. Well, there's no reason to like,
Speaker 1: we're getting we're going home. We're fine. It's not like
Speaker 1: we're going these long, like six hour trips. You know what,
Speaker 1: I think my mom and dad got me. They're big
Speaker 1: infomercial shoppers for Christmas, which always kills you because it's
Speaker 1: the ship that you wanted to try. They got the
Speaker 1: seat like in between guards so you don't drop a
Speaker 1: French fry down there or like a random chicken mcnug
Speaker 1: that you're on the four five and you're like, shit,
Speaker 1: I can't get your hands in there.
Speaker 2: Why do I have this? Why do I have this
Speaker 2: great right here in my hand?
Speaker 1: Because I was digging in trying to get I was
Speaker 1: messing with my ring and it fell in there, and
Speaker 1: I was like no, and so I'm digging down in
Speaker 1: the hall. Would have had that if I had the
Speaker 1: little uh bumpers bumpers in the side forget a bowling Alley. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love that they're infomercial shoppers. Oh my god, they're
Speaker 1: so good at it.
Speaker 2: The copper hose.
Speaker 1: The guy from uh him the toolman, Taylor, his friend
Speaker 1: whatever his name was on the show. He's advertising this
Speaker 1: copper hose. This is when you know you're old and
Speaker 1: you have a ranch. I want the hose that doesn't
Speaker 1: twist up. And it's like, you don't have that kink
Speaker 1: in the hose because when I'm.
Speaker 2: Out there watering, I don't want to have to then.
Speaker 1: So I went to order it and I was like, next, see,
Speaker 1: he goes absolutely not, You're not getting that.
Speaker 2: I was like why, I was like, I want that hose.
Speaker 1: I'm getting it. Who's he to tell me what I
Speaker 1: can get? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: The Wrongko food dehydrator. I used to love that.
Speaker 1: And the bron hand blender. Remember the chop guy or
Speaker 1: the sham Wow guy. I know those knives were incredible too,
Speaker 1: Or how about the doo that like you could put
Speaker 1: a cylinder block on your wall and it was holding.
Speaker 2: Come on.
Speaker 1: I always thought that I would be really good on
Speaker 1: like a home shopping network because my enthusiasm for the
Speaker 1: product would be so good I'd be like, you are
Speaker 1: losing money by not buying this. That happened to me
Speaker 1: at home Goods the other day, and I thought about you,
Speaker 1: because when you and Jarrett went to home goods, you
Speaker 1: hate that experience. It's my dream because when I leave
Speaker 1: a home Goods and I find these amazing items, I
Speaker 1: think to myself, what would I have done if I
Speaker 1: didn't go in there and I didn't have these, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, I think they're like rare treasures. It's like
Speaker 1: I used to go garage sailing with my grandma when
Speaker 1: I was younger, and I would leave the garage show
Speaker 1: and be like, oh my god, I'm the luckiest girl
Speaker 1: in the world. Like I have these items and wonder
Speaker 1: if I hadn't stopped at that garage sale. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just love it. I feel it's garage shale shopping. But
Speaker 1: with new stuff. You can never find a matching pair
Speaker 1: at home. You just gotta have the pay there's no
Speaker 1: matching pair. Well it's not gonna just show up three
Speaker 1: days later. There's no show up on Aisle four. People
Speaker 1: just start throwing that crap down in different aisles. You
Speaker 1: don't like that either. There should be rule you got
Speaker 1: to put it back where you put it you found it. No,
Speaker 1: no like that. What is the song you sing to
Speaker 1: mac is? I kept putting It's clean, it's tip a
Speaker 1: cleana and so things away. My kids saw his first
Speaker 1: like wildlife the other day.
Speaker 2: What a time.
Speaker 1: We were driving at the zoo. Oh no, there was
Speaker 1: out and he was just like and it was your
Speaker 1: mouth open so big. You were in the car, you
Speaker 1: were walking and oh god. Speaking of infomercial things, there
Speaker 1: is on box news. There's they're always advertising my pillow,
Speaker 1: my pillowcase, my pillow. So is he in trouble or something?
Speaker 1: I don't know? I am well if I don't, I
Speaker 1: don't get on my pillow. Because some of our headlines
Speaker 1: we're gonna I've right into the headline is pillowcases can
Speaker 1: be dirtier than the toilet during summer experts.
Speaker 2: Waw, this already grows, is there and now it grosses
Speaker 2: us all out?
Speaker 1: Your pillowcases could be considered dirtier than toilet. The good
Speaker 1: news is the bacteria are very likely to be from you. Ew.
Speaker 1: I can imagine what my makeup brush is like. I mean,
Speaker 1: if my pillow is dirtier than my toilet, what's my
Speaker 1: makeup brush? Well, how about the fact is the makeup
Speaker 1: brush I think I shoul showed you this seminar I
Speaker 1: did in my purse right here. Actually it's probably right here.
Speaker 1: Come on, let's just see if it's still in here.
Speaker 2: This is so gross.
Speaker 1: Dominique gets so mad at me, so does Jillian. Normally
Speaker 1: there's a makeup brush in there. Not in this case.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah it is. Look here, it is disgusting, No,
Speaker 1: disgusting in the bottom of this right with the gum
Speaker 1: and the hair thing and the wrapper that was left
Speaker 1: over from the minx steck out the breath right the
Speaker 1: money right, Oh, because this seems like it's clean, right,
Speaker 1: just put that right next to that disgusting anyway, seminar
Speaker 1: is And I'm gonna have to when I get home,
Speaker 1: you know, go get some help on this. Dealing with
Speaker 1: the worst chin acne of my life, the worst, And
Speaker 1: as Christ knows, I was NonStop, like if I saw
Speaker 1: a little bit of a white head, like I was
Speaker 1: picking it there, then I was adding more. I was
Speaker 1: so lucky I left the Fox NFL Seminar without a
Speaker 1: massive staff infection because the amount of nasty shit I
Speaker 1: was doing to try to deal with my acne. This
Speaker 1: is what she's doing there, sitting there, Brady, and I'm like, sorry,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna get to see this all year.
Speaker 2: Like this is classic Aaron.
Speaker 1: We're sitting there having a beverage and she decides to
Speaker 1: pull out her compact. She has now wiped her chin
Speaker 1: and she's reapplying the concealer and I'm like the lemon.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Now it's not the time, okay, but
Speaker 1: guess what, go for it.
Speaker 2: That's what we do.
Speaker 1: We are a massacres. We have issues. It's so bad.
Speaker 1: Oh as we jump back into headlines only because this
Speaker 1: one really suck out to me, this is my new
Speaker 1: favorite thing. No no readout doing it. Julia Louis Dreyfus
Speaker 1: and Jane Fonda embracing no as an answer from her
Speaker 1: podcast Wiser than Me. Julia Louis Dreyfus asked Jane Fonda
Speaker 1: what advice she would give her twenty one year old self.
Speaker 1: Fonda said, no is a complete sentence. It's Curia. Love
Speaker 1: the response and talked to Jennenhood about it, particularly women.
Speaker 1: I think sort of daunted by a no is a
Speaker 1: complete sentence. I'm telling you there is so much power
Speaker 1: as I shake this table. I used to be so
Speaker 1: afraid of not wanting to be high mania's I still do.
Speaker 1: I like to be a gal that is considered easy
Speaker 1: to work with. Uh. She goes with the flow like
Speaker 1: that's fine. But I have taken back a little bit
Speaker 1: of the power. Instead of like inconveniencing myself just to
Speaker 1: accommodate other people, I now say no. Like when someone
Speaker 1: said to me today, they're like, oh, can we jump
Speaker 1: on a call today? I go, no, we can't jump
Speaker 1: on a call. We can jump on a call tomorrow.
Speaker 1: That's convenient from me and that works for my schedule.
Speaker 1: Because the old me used to do everything I could
Speaker 1: to accommodate other people. And honestly, where does that get you? Like,
Speaker 1: there's time and a place to be compliant and go
Speaker 1: Like if I boss twenties, I was yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: yes right yes right. If our boss is calling like hey,
Speaker 1: I need to talk to you, of course the answer
Speaker 1: is going to be yes. But if it's something that's
Speaker 1: not urgent or even not in your case, because you
Speaker 1: were checking on my well being and I appreciate that,
Speaker 1: but like I don't respond to text right away. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't I need to do that because it's like,
Speaker 1: it's not urgent. It's not and I'm not going to
Speaker 1: just rush to answer your question because you want the
Speaker 1: answer right then. Like so, yeah, the no thing is
Speaker 1: really good for me, and it's actually giving me a
Speaker 1: lot of I don't know peace in my life by
Speaker 1: saying no to things and not feeling bad. I love
Speaker 1: all I got good for you. That's amazing. You want
Speaker 1: to so I've been working on that. You also have
Speaker 1: some things that you want to work on. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: So I told Tracy Meniscus that we were going to
Speaker 1: give her a shout out. By the way, she signed
Speaker 1: a book for you, her new book, book thirteen. I
Speaker 1: think it's like thirteen three to thirteen, a new book
Speaker 1: she came out with. But Tracy is a friend out
Speaker 1: in Montana that Carissa has met. I will tell you
Speaker 1: this woman, great Louis Vauton, what great presence. I looked
Speaker 1: at her one night out here in Montana, the way
Speaker 1: she walked, the way she held herself. And I called
Speaker 1: Chrissa the next day when she was taking my calls
Speaker 1: and my text messages, and I said, these are three
Speaker 1: things I want to work on for this season. My posture.
Speaker 1: Tracy with her shoulders back, she just floats her saunter.
Speaker 1: I want to saunter on the field. Now, I walk
Speaker 1: with a purpose. I also walk like a dude. And
Speaker 1: I also like sometimes I'm like, I'm.
Speaker 2: Just gonna walk in and not, you know, stand out.
Speaker 1: When it's like what I whatever. I'm on the field
Speaker 1: with Kevin Burkhart, Tom Brady like, it's fine, we're going
Speaker 1: to stick out. Great, I am going to have posture.
Speaker 1: I'm going to saunter and I am going to chew
Speaker 1: my gum with my mouth closed. Look at that here
Speaker 1: here hereat season to a new season. Posture is something
Speaker 1: that I definitely think about. And even as you just
Speaker 1: said posture, I immediately went like this and put my
Speaker 1: shoulders back. It does feel better.
Speaker 2: When you have good posture and it looks so it
Speaker 2: looks so good.
Speaker 1: This very real. Well, you and I are complaining about
Speaker 1: our neck issues because we're old. But if you have
Speaker 1: a better posture and you keep your chin up, you
Speaker 1: know what, it's that number one thing of these goddamn phones.
Speaker 2: This is why my neck looks like this.
Speaker 1: Because it's knocking down I gotta up here, up here
Speaker 1: with it. It's on. I'm excited about this. I'm excited
Speaker 1: for you to your saunter, your posture, all of the things.
Speaker 1: I am still in the process, like Joe Burrow, of
Speaker 1: figuring out what my hairstyle is going to be.
Speaker 2: Did you see this, cutie? I'm into it? You know what?
Speaker 1: Do you? Joe? And also, by the way, for those
Speaker 1: of you that have to make your weird remarks, who
Speaker 1: are you? First of all? And second of all, just
Speaker 1: do you? Why can't everybody have fun? Aaron Rodgers always
Speaker 1: starts the season with a big mustache, like he's in
Speaker 1: pre season with that, Like why do we have boring
Speaker 1: all the time? I don't know? And I love his
Speaker 1: comment when you're like, why'd you dye your hair like that?
Speaker 1: And for those of you that don't know, Joe Burrow,
Speaker 1: quarterback of the Cincinnati Bengals. He dyed his hair like
Speaker 1: platinum blonde. He looks great and he just goes I
Speaker 1: get bored, Joe. I get it. I put extensions in
Speaker 1: for these shoots I had to do, and I'm about
Speaker 1: twenty minutes from doing this event I have to go
Speaker 1: do and I'm gonna rip them all out because I
Speaker 1: already hate it. I get bored too. I don't know
Speaker 1: what I'm doing. I like short, I like long, I
Speaker 1: like dark, I like blonde. I was thinking about it
Speaker 1: the other day. Maybe I want to like I'm, by
Speaker 1: the way, a marketing person's nightmare because they just paid
Speaker 1: this money for this marketing shoot, and now I'm like,
Speaker 1: I think I want to go darker and short. We
Speaker 1: read like, fuck my Jesus Christ, get it together, crosap.
Speaker 1: But good for you, Joe. Everyone just needs to do
Speaker 1: what makes them happy. But don't you just love that
Speaker 1: everyone has to have an opinion on everything? This is
Speaker 1: I do want to say people, yeah, the people that
Speaker 1: just make the comments. It's like, what if Joe Burrow
Speaker 1: got behind the old microphone and made a comment about
Speaker 1: what you like? That's imagine. Oh my gosh, it would
Speaker 1: be a big ordeal. And he can't talk about this
Speaker 1: person like that. I just why are we being gross?
Speaker 1: Why are we just doing that? I mean, it goes
Speaker 1: along with We talked about it a few minutes ago
Speaker 1: when we were coming back on for the big show
Speaker 1: about the report about from who is It? Some source
Speaker 1: and NFL executives said one of the more over. Josh
Speaker 1: Allen is one of the more overrated players in the NFL.
Speaker 1: And what this was he Army Fowler. I guess from
Speaker 1: ESPN had a source. I just my sources are funny,
Speaker 1: aren't they so funny? Anonymous? I'll leave that alone because
Speaker 1: I get in trouble for being too honest. So there's that.
Speaker 1: And the GM said there are idiots everywhere, like, come on,
Speaker 1: if you're going to say something by that, say with
Speaker 1: your chest like take ownership. I'm afraid so I'm gonna
Speaker 1: see something mean. It's like shut up.
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