Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
Speaker 1: his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet
Speaker 1: without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 2: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
Speaker 1: Bad Larring, Shayan Irving, and Dylan the graphics got I
Speaker 1: have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. It's a little bit different
Speaker 1: this week. I'm looking around. I got everybody in the studio,
Speaker 1: so Ray is here, and Dylan in the back row
Speaker 1: where we have Fritzy and Seaton. Marvin's in his chair.
Speaker 1: I got Shay and Irving. Wait can people see your
Speaker 1: faces today? Hope not da I was promised, you were promised. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd be anonymous.
Speaker 2: Still okay, we offered him the mask again too.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so we blurring your face out for everybody? Yeah, okay, better, okay,
Speaker 1: we think So wait, why are you snapping at me?
Speaker 3: I'm not snapping. I'm just worried.
Speaker 1: No, if you told them to do it, then they'll
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: We said we probably would, exactly.
Speaker 1: Okay, is bad Larry.
Speaker 4: There, I'm here Dan, how you guys doing?
Speaker 1: Everything's great? Now? Everything's great and we have a new addition.
Speaker 1: I have no idea why this guy wants to ruin
Speaker 1: his reputation. But Robbie Berger aka Bobby Fairways is kind
Speaker 1: enough to join us. The creator of Bob does sports
Speaker 1: YouTube channel. He's a big deal here and he's got
Speaker 1: Fat Perez and Joey Coldcuts. But he's a solo today.
Speaker 1: Why do you want to subject yourself to this? Dan?
Speaker 5: I gotta ask you the same question.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I was drunk once when
Speaker 1: they said, hey, you're going to do a gambling podcast,
Speaker 1: and I said yes. Then I sobered up and I
Speaker 1: did one. I go, oh my god, what am I
Speaker 1: into now? So that's my excuse. Yours?
Speaker 6: Got nothing else, Danny, I'm a big fan of but
Speaker 6: I got nothing else going on.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, let me give people a little bit
Speaker 1: of background here. You just had a hole in one.
Speaker 1: I did, yeah, And of course you keep that ball
Speaker 1: and you mounted, and then you show people that you
Speaker 1: had a hole in one. Correct, that's the way.
Speaker 6: It's supposed to go down. I got a feeling I
Speaker 6: know where this is going.
Speaker 1: Well, did you know where the ball was going because
Speaker 1: you lost that ball, Dan.
Speaker 6: I was riding such a high. Was at PG National,
Speaker 6: So it was on the fifth hole at PG National.
Speaker 6: And I don't know if you don't, I'm a terrible golfer,
Speaker 6: so I'm the last person anybody would ever expect. But yeah,
Speaker 6: I went on to that next tea box and I
Speaker 6: just didn't think of it. And we had a film,
Speaker 6: so I was so excited that it was all on
Speaker 6: film or whatnot. Went on to the next t box,
Speaker 6: didn't even think about it, and then just scuffed one
Speaker 6: into like a pall metout tree.
Speaker 1: So you lost the ball.
Speaker 5: That's correct, Yeah, that's correct.
Speaker 1: You got to put a fake ball on the wall.
Speaker 1: Fake ball, Yeah, absolutely, Yeah, just lie to the people.
Speaker 1: So you do goofy things on there. I mean, we
Speaker 1: just recamp all the goofy things that Dylan and Shaye
Speaker 1: have done in their lives. But you've done things like
Speaker 1: you have bets with each other on the show. You
Speaker 1: tried to finish thirty six pints of Guinness eighteen fireball
Speaker 1: shots through nine holes and attempt to eat fifty tacos
Speaker 1: through the first nine holes as well, correct as well? Okay,
Speaker 1: I like it Dylan, this is that's your bread and
Speaker 1: butter right there. Well, with no Joey chestnut in the
Speaker 1: Nathan's hot dog content, James.
Speaker 2: But we had talked about me kind of breaking into
Speaker 2: the old professional eating circuit then, and I mean the
Speaker 2: floodgates are open now.
Speaker 1: Yes, that sounds like something up up your alley.
Speaker 6: The hot dog was The hot dogs were the toughest
Speaker 6: because like, even if you just have one hot dog,
Speaker 6: it sits in you for a little bit. It digests
Speaker 6: differently the most things. So when we did we did nine.
Speaker 6: Each person had to do nine dogs in nine holes.
Speaker 6: That had to be the toughest.
Speaker 3: These are kosher dogs we're talking about.
Speaker 5: They were the big Yah.
Speaker 1: They were big dogs.
Speaker 5: Wow with a brioche bun too full of.
Speaker 2: Breathing natural casing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me recap here from last week. By the way,
Speaker 1: these guys are shitty gamblers, just letting you know, so
Speaker 1: fit right in. Yeah, so Shay is down and you
Speaker 1: lost five units last week.
Speaker 3: Baseball is killing me, Danny. They're acting like I'm a communists.
Speaker 1: Okay, but you're the one that said you knew baseball
Speaker 1: better than anything I know.
Speaker 3: America and freedom. They should just go hand in hand
Speaker 3: with fucking baseball.
Speaker 1: Your minus twenty and a half units.
Speaker 3: The roommate is gonna kill me, Danny. She listened to
Speaker 3: Last Weeks, by the way, and about you guys, about
Speaker 3: the strippers. All yeah, about the you know, the ozempic
Speaker 3: I had from before, the fake ozempic I made with meth.
Speaker 3: She heard all about that.
Speaker 1: Okay, but I keep telling you you don't have to
Speaker 1: share everything because your lovely wife and her friends listened
Speaker 1: to the show.
Speaker 3: I don't have a choice, Danny. It's not like I
Speaker 3: think this true, but I have notes, and I have
Speaker 3: like self control or willpower.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: It sounded like you were throwing a blame out not and.
Speaker 1: The show's getting too popular, Danny. Well we can put
Speaker 1: an end to that. I've tried to put an end
Speaker 1: to that. Well, you're the one to talk about meth
Speaker 1: and strippers.
Speaker 3: I'm just telling the truth, Danny. I'm like Hunter Biden.
Speaker 3: It's a truth teller.
Speaker 1: Free my man. How deep are we in? Like four
Speaker 1: minutes in and we bring up Hunter.
Speaker 3: Biden pashtag, Free my man.
Speaker 1: He's got to be your idol, one of your idol.
Speaker 3: Listen, if I was a president's son, Danny, I'd be
Speaker 3: doing a lot worse. I'm just gratefully filmed all of it.
Speaker 3: This is content goals, Danny bad.
Speaker 1: Larry is up eleven and a half units, and of
Speaker 1: course it's not football season, so that's why Larry's doing well.
Speaker 4: What do you mean eleven that? But tho? I was
Speaker 4: up ten last week?
Speaker 1: Here we go, you won one unit last week, you're
Speaker 1: up eleven and a half.
Speaker 4: I went four and two. How do you only win
Speaker 4: one unit?
Speaker 3: Ray?
Speaker 1: Ray? How do you every week? It seems like there's
Speaker 1: some kind of math issue. Here you go, Larry, I
Speaker 1: think you're confused. You had dallar or you had the
Speaker 1: Celtics minus two thirty. Don't get one unit for putting
Speaker 1: one unit on that?
Speaker 2: Okay, math right there?
Speaker 1: Okay, do you understand that, Larry?
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 4: But my book, you also understands when I say one unit,
Speaker 4: I'm willing to risk of two thirty.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, my book, I'm up one hundred goddamn units.
Speaker 4: So I don't wait. So I had yankees I had
Speaker 4: yankees O.
Speaker 1: This is every week. This is every week, Bob, every week.
Speaker 4: But I have four ws do and two losses, and
Speaker 4: we're betting one unit of the game, and I have
Speaker 4: a five unit that on the selfish we've got about
Speaker 4: that or we're going to count that later.
Speaker 2: The series isn't over.
Speaker 4: I know, I understanding that. I'm just saying, do you
Speaker 4: forget because I don't pay attention next week and I'll
Speaker 4: just forget about it when I win that put.
Speaker 3: No big deal.
Speaker 4: So you gave me what you give me a quarter
Speaker 4: of the unit on that wind, So three and a
Speaker 4: quarter units, you give me up one and half way
Speaker 4: in for the week. That's crazy, but go ahead.
Speaker 3: Wow, Okay. By the way, he is two years and.
Speaker 4: You don't know if you're betting a unit, I'm risking
Speaker 4: whatever the odds are. Hey, we had this conversation a
Speaker 4: year ago, you and I.
Speaker 3: That's true baseball for all of them.
Speaker 4: You're laying eight to five. By the way, the unit
Speaker 4: you're winning the unit bad Larry.
Speaker 1: Bobby Fairways is from Jersey. You said when I first
Speaker 1: met you that just about everybody knows you in Jersey.
Speaker 4: How old is it old is this kid.
Speaker 1: Bobby Fairways? He looks like he's about thirty thirty three.
Speaker 5: I'll take it then, Okay, don't take that.
Speaker 4: Ask your dad about me.
Speaker 1: Where did you grow up in Jersey?
Speaker 5: I'm Morris County, so like Northern Jersey.
Speaker 4: Northern Jersey is that that's come over to drifts, come
Speaker 4: over the Driscoll Bridge coming south, and then just get
Speaker 4: off that good ninety eight and ask anyone where Bad
Speaker 4: Larry is. You don't have to ask where I live anymore.
Speaker 4: They know where I am. Every minute I.
Speaker 5: Thought you were statewide Bad Larry.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Bare, I very rarely travel over that Bryardon Bridge, the
Speaker 4: drift bridge.
Speaker 1: Okay, this first time I meet Larry and he introduces
Speaker 1: himself as Bad Lair and I go, who is this guy?
Speaker 1: And he tells me, if you go to this exit
Speaker 1: in Jersey, he said, just get off what.
Speaker 4: Ninety eight off?
Speaker 1: No, he tells me this, He said, where Larry lives.
Speaker 1: He said, you can ask all the police officers where
Speaker 1: does bad Lair live? And they'll know.
Speaker 5: You know what, Jersey, it's a different breed. It really
Speaker 5: is different breedy characters.
Speaker 3: Like being King of Ship Mountain.
Speaker 2: You just track the skid marks from the tires all
Speaker 2: the way.
Speaker 5: You know what about Larry? I think they're pretty hard
Speaker 5: on you.
Speaker 3: Yea. Follow the needles and tax evasion you'll get right there.
Speaker 4: They can't hear a lot of my comments because I'm
Speaker 4: on the phone and they talk and I just let
Speaker 4: it go. Have you ever been, ever been to the
Speaker 4: Parker House?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 5: Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Okay, even Dan's been there. By the way, what are
Speaker 4: you doing Friday night?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 5: We're moving.
Speaker 3: Hey.
Speaker 1: Bad Larry's got his wife and his sister in law
Speaker 1: and they're they're up to some some stuff. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you're married or not, but I just know
Speaker 1: bad Larry. He travels in threes, introducing. Okay, is there
Speaker 1: what Larry?
Speaker 4: I was gonna say? I had a different threesome in
Speaker 4: Atlantic City this weekend with my wife and another friend
Speaker 4: of hers. Casey couldn't make the trips.
Speaker 3: Swapping him in and out.
Speaker 2: Larry my man.
Speaker 1: Okay, Larry, I like the three peete recapping here. Anything
Speaker 1: to recap Blair? You did okay last week? I don't
Speaker 1: think there's anything worth going over. Shay, what about God?
Speaker 1: You got ruffed up and you got roughed up in everything.
Speaker 1: You guys are terrible.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm great, Danny. This is a bad year for
Speaker 3: me in baseball. Last year I was up football, I
Speaker 3: was up. I'm doing amazing, Danny. Just that's the roommate.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I'm up, way up, babe.
Speaker 1: Okay, once again, your wife hears that you used to
Speaker 1: date stripper and there's so plural. Oh yeah, and so
Speaker 1: and you shared myth.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, she heard the meth part. That was she
Speaker 3: knew about the strippers, Danny. Everybody knew about the strippers.
Speaker 3: I've dated a lot of strippers.
Speaker 2: I'm just proud of you for sharing.
Speaker 3: I'm a big fan of them. I don't care, I
Speaker 3: don't there's no judgment there. They're just actresses. They are.
Speaker 3: They got stage names, they got lines, they got all
Speaker 3: kinds of they got lines, they got lines all right,
Speaker 3: Oh yeah we share line sometimes. Okay, but you know
Speaker 3: that your wife will hear this. She was very upset
Speaker 3: about me helping a stripper lose weight via meth. She
Speaker 3: was upset about that and asked me not to talk
Speaker 3: about that anymore.
Speaker 1: Bobby, if you want to leave, you can go out
Speaker 1: that door right now.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, I didn't see this coming. This
Speaker 5: is like fucking Howard Stern out here today.
Speaker 3: It's logically this is before ozepic, Danny. So how are
Speaker 3: you gonna lose the weight. They already outlawed a fedrin.
Speaker 3: You couldn't get that anymore. There's one thing you can
Speaker 3: get easily, especially in Minnesota. I was in Minnesota at
Speaker 3: the time. Dan, you could throw a rocket hit half
Speaker 3: a kilo, fucking MeV. But you are clean? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't do that and you're sober? Yeah? Absolutely? Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, Dylan, who's not clean and not sober? Recapping what
Speaker 1: you did last week?
Speaker 2: Not a whole lot. And MAVs got blown out. Jesus
Speaker 2: my MAVs to win the finals and Oilers to win
Speaker 2: the finals. Do not look who are you?
Speaker 1: Drake? Drake picked? Drake picked both of the MAVs and
Speaker 1: Oilers to win. We're both cursed? Then, Yes, does Kendrick
Speaker 1: Lamar hate you as well?
Speaker 3: Or is that no?
Speaker 2: But he probably would?
Speaker 3: Yeah for sure, definitely, Yes.
Speaker 1: You have a hateable figure hell Mark. Yeah. Well, Marvin
Speaker 1: is the you know, official rap battle expert. A little bit,
Speaker 1: wait that was I know it wasn't.
Speaker 3: He loves classical music, but you wouldn't know.
Speaker 5: Oh no, because I brought it up on the show
Speaker 5: and he was like, what battle Kendrick and Drake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was telling Mozart and Brahms. Yeah, they had
Speaker 1: a battle for those two bringing Tchaikovsky. Now we got
Speaker 1: a battle going. That's a rumble, okay. Uh, you missed
Speaker 1: out on the Montreal Grand Prix.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Shane Lowry did not win the Memorial. I
Speaker 2: was shocked.
Speaker 1: Uh he he he had a eighty five. One of
Speaker 1: his rounds he shot in eighty five. Happens to the
Speaker 1: best and the worst. Eighty five.
Speaker 2: But Dan French open baby, Carlos Alcaraz, you're dominant, okay,
Speaker 2: and I needed that bad.
Speaker 1: All right, Bobby, if you're still with us, still, Bobby Fairways,
Speaker 1: Robbie Berger and Uh. They've had a lot of celebrities
Speaker 1: on their show. You've had Xander Shaffley been on your show.
Speaker 5: Yes, is Xander's the one.
Speaker 6: We got him through Calaway, but we're gunning for him
Speaker 6: full time because he's a ballbuster, which a lot of
Speaker 6: people don't see.
Speaker 5: We want him back.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you haven't had him yet.
Speaker 6: We had him through Cali, yes, for a brief moment,
Speaker 6: not a full eighteen all right.
Speaker 1: You had John Rahm on the show, Josh Allen, Max Homer,
Speaker 1: Johnny Manzel, Sebastian Manuscalco.
Speaker 5: And soon to be bad Larry.
Speaker 1: And his wife and yeah, okay, Bobby, you lead us off.
Speaker 6: An Okay, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go mainstream on you.
Speaker 5: Dan.
Speaker 6: I don't see a world where the MAVs cover tonight.
Speaker 6: I think Celtics are such a better team. I think
Speaker 6: they're gonna give up. And I don't understand. I get
Speaker 6: the home court advantage, the Celtics going from seven from
Speaker 6: being favored seven and a half to a nine point swing,
Speaker 6: which now I think the MAVs are minus two and
Speaker 6: a half like the Celtics tonight.
Speaker 1: Okay, anything else.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna give you another thing.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna give you Scottie Scheffler a bit of a
Speaker 6: prop instead of going for him for the US Open,
Speaker 6: the whole way first round leader, Scotti Scheffler, Oh, all right,
Speaker 6: one hundred to win, thirteen hundred.
Speaker 1: Anything else. There can be futures on here. You can
Speaker 1: throw in base whatever you want. These guys. We bet
Speaker 1: on UFC, We bet on Formula one cricket. Cricket. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's two college right now?
Speaker 2: Actual yeah?
Speaker 1: College, well no, I mean yeah, basically yeah, college.
Speaker 6: Okay, America, give you one more, which I'm falling in
Speaker 6: love with the first round leaders picks get long shot
Speaker 6: Billy Horschel comes out firing. Billy Horschell's like one hundred
Speaker 6: to win fifty like plus fifteen hundred.
Speaker 5: First round.
Speaker 1: Wait, so you have you have Scheffler leading, but chef,
Speaker 1: but you have Horsal leading as well. Correct, Okay, there
Speaker 1: or either.
Speaker 6: Be happier with Horseell obviously than Scheffler. But for the
Speaker 6: odds you get for the first round compared to the
Speaker 6: whole way through.
Speaker 2: I like it, okay, And you have to wait.
Speaker 5: Right right, and then you do the live bet for
Speaker 5: the next day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, then you double up, of course.
Speaker 5: Exactly Billy Horsechell to lead the second round.
Speaker 1: I will say, Billy Horschell will look better. He'll be
Speaker 1: dressed better than anybody else on that golf course. Billy
Speaker 1: Horschell always looks impaccable, immaculately.
Speaker 6: You know he's got some swag too, is I think
Speaker 6: Holme has got a lot of swag too him too.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll give you that. I mean, not many people
Speaker 1: tune in to see how men look or what they're wearing. Certain,
Speaker 1: that's for sure, all right. So that's Bobby Fairways bets
Speaker 1: for this week. Bad Larry. Since you're leading the troop, you're.
Speaker 4: Next, Bob, just quickly. I love your analysis that game.
Speaker 4: I'm afraid of this game tonight. If the Sealss were
Speaker 4: given two and a half, I would I would bet
Speaker 4: the Celtics tonight. They're getting two and a half. I'm
Speaker 4: afraid of the game. So I switched my bet. So
Speaker 4: I'm betting Kyrie over points my book. He doesn't even
Speaker 4: have the player props out yet, but whatever whatever Ray
Speaker 4: wants to give me, Dan, Kyrie's over point.
Speaker 1: I think it's twenty three and a half. Ray, that's correct, Okay,
Speaker 1: twenty three and a half for Kyrie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I think Dallas is going to win the game.
Speaker 4: That line is too fishy. Let's go a little baseball
Speaker 4: for Shay Yankees over Casey and the Orioles over Atlanta.
Speaker 4: These are all one unit bets.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Then I have Tony c now is the top American finish,
Speaker 4: but I think I don't know what.
Speaker 1: Plus thirty five thirty L take the first round. Hey,
Speaker 1: that's another one for you, guys.
Speaker 4: I'm going to be rooting for you for first round.
Speaker 4: Tony put top American. Okay, few over Hideki Matsiamu for
Speaker 4: the tournament.
Speaker 1: That's plus one.
Speaker 4: Okay. This is a buddy of Mine's a big golfer.
Speaker 4: He said, you gotta put this one out, so I
Speaker 4: go uh Neil Shipley to be the top amateur finner.
Speaker 4: I think it's plus twelve to one.
Speaker 1: I think it's a yeah, twelve hundred. He was paired.
Speaker 1: He was paired with Tiger at the Masters. I think
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know who he is. I think the kid
Speaker 4: told me he played at Alabama or something. I'm just throwing. Ay,
Speaker 4: it's a one unit bet. Win twelve units and very
Speaker 4: very the rest of my competition here.
Speaker 1: But this is what happens though. If Larry loses this bet,
Speaker 1: then he's gonna blame his friend. So I don't want
Speaker 1: to hear that next week. Damn.
Speaker 4: I have so many units I can throw one taking
Speaker 4: some first round winners.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know what, give me?
Speaker 4: You know what, give me tonyw for a unit leader
Speaker 4: after the first round.
Speaker 1: Okay, wow, that at you.
Speaker 4: Larry fifty to one on that?
Speaker 3: Am I getting fifty to one on that fifty one?
Speaker 2: Get the fuck ily? No chance?
Speaker 1: I have no idea Ray do you have first round leader?
Speaker 3: I'm looking it up right now.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, how about that at Eggs at ninety eight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to check what that is.
Speaker 4: Bob Sieger, come to the beach. We'll be the Parker tonight.
Speaker 4: You want. Whenever you want to come down, Bobby, just
Speaker 4: find me.
Speaker 3: Well we'll buck it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean smother Yeah, yeah, Larry, I got nothing.
Speaker 4: I got nothing to do for the rest of my life.
Speaker 4: Dan on the top of you got.
Speaker 6: Sixty to one, it's plus yeah, plus.
Speaker 2: To lead after the first round.
Speaker 6: To lead after the first round, the first round bet
Speaker 6: is there's a lot of value, you know.
Speaker 4: What, dangs he leasy after the first round. I expect
Speaker 4: you all to come down and Shay, you have to
Speaker 4: call your call the roommate and tell you're drinking tonight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that could happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can't encourage him to uh jump off the
Speaker 1: least you guys.
Speaker 3: I would just go full Hunter Biden, you would. I
Speaker 3: would go full Hunter Biden. I'd film all of it
Speaker 3: for the show, and I would go one hundred miles
Speaker 3: an hour into Porsche smoking crack. When that should be
Speaker 3: on the American flag? When is the last time that
Speaker 3: you went rogue a couple of months ago. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: actually after Travelers in Connecticut.
Speaker 1: So you went to the golf Yeah, we talked to
Speaker 1: you that day.
Speaker 3: I disappeared that day.
Speaker 2: It's actually we're coming up on the year.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was gone for a couple of days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so you were that's when you were missing
Speaker 1: for like two or three days.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, I disappeared.
Speaker 1: But that that's the last time you went rogue.
Speaker 3: No, a couple of months af No, it was a
Speaker 3: couple of months ago, like six months ago. I went
Speaker 3: rogue for like two days.
Speaker 1: Well, you went to a Yankee game and went rogue.
Speaker 3: That happened too. Yeah, this is a different one. I
Speaker 3: just went to my favorite bar in Milford and just
Speaker 3: got wild, had some wings, and just disappeared. Came back.
Speaker 3: You know, it was like a Friday. I came back Sunday.
Speaker 3: The roommate was pretty pissed. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know, once again, I've met Shay's wife and she's
Speaker 1: a wonderful woman. You would never think that, you know,
Speaker 1: she was first of all Shay's wife.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. Called sales, Danny.
Speaker 1: You you're right, you're in sales. You must do it.
Speaker 1: You must have done an unbelievable job.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm pretty good apparently.
Speaker 1: Uh Dylan, you're.
Speaker 2: Up, oh already, all right, so start with golf. I
Speaker 2: know this is dumb, but I had to do it.
Speaker 1: No, it's not dumb. It's just called Dylan.
Speaker 2: I know this is Dylan, but Scotti Scheffler to miss
Speaker 2: the cut is plus nine hundred crazy.
Speaker 1: I got.
Speaker 6: I got suckered into that in the in the Masters,
Speaker 6: I let that one rip and it was just so.
Speaker 5: Man, it was.
Speaker 2: Tough and I should learn from history, Bob. But I'm
Speaker 2: not good. I'm gonna do it. It's I mean, he
Speaker 2: has to. He has to throw together like two bad
Speaker 2: rounds at some point.
Speaker 1: The only way is if he is arrested and he
Speaker 1: is staying in jail for two days. That's the only
Speaker 1: way he's going to miss the cut.
Speaker 3: You imagine if he gets arrested again.
Speaker 2: Would that would that? Would that still lay out?
Speaker 1: Okay, if you're the police officer, do you release the
Speaker 1: pictures of your ripped pants and your scrapes that?
Speaker 3: No, you rip them more? I mean, I don't know,
Speaker 3: camper with evidence, Dully, this is fucking being a cop.
Speaker 3: One on one. This is first day shit.
Speaker 1: Like I had scrapes like that when I was in kindergarten,
Speaker 1: where I'd come home and have a scratch or something.
Speaker 1: But like he made it sound like his pants had
Speaker 1: been ripped off and his leg was barely hanging on.
Speaker 3: Always trust the police, Danny, tim blue line.
Speaker 1: Dylan, what else do you have? Some things?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: Don't even need to comment there.
Speaker 2: They let them hang.
Speaker 3: You're a patriot, that's right. I love this country, Danny.
Speaker 2: Goddamn right, all right, I got the.
Speaker 1: Country doesn't love you back, though part of the country does.
Speaker 3: Are a very small part, very small extreme part.
Speaker 1: The judicial branch not so much. But in there a
Speaker 1: group in Michigan.
Speaker 3: Is that, like you, a group of patriots?
Speaker 2: It was actual in the branch, Davidians.
Speaker 3: I think I got out quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll watch that happen live on TV.
Speaker 3: I remember that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did too.
Speaker 3: They burned all those polygamists, Yeah, burned them alive. Okay,
Speaker 3: they did. They put them up.
Speaker 1: They lit him up like a Christmas all right, Dylan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I got the field versus the big guns,
Speaker 2: which are Scheffler, McElroy and Shoffley, which is minus two
Speaker 2: hundred for the field. Okay, so I'm gonna put four
Speaker 2: units on that.
Speaker 1: Let me see if Bobby Fairways agrees with that. What
Speaker 1: do you think of that bet?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 6: That's a fun bet, Dylan. I could dabble into that
Speaker 6: a little bit. I liked that a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, I mean it's crazy, like minus two hundred
Speaker 2: for that field taking those three guys out. I feel
Speaker 2: like it's still.
Speaker 1: Pretty Does it hurt Schaffley that Scheffler? That name sounds similar,
Speaker 1: and you know, maybe he loses a little bit or
Speaker 1: is it because he sounds a little bit more like Scheffler,
Speaker 1: then Shoffley might get a little more credit even after
Speaker 1: winning a major.
Speaker 6: Of course, I think he cared before the Major. I
Speaker 6: think after the Major the way to the World's Office shows.
Speaker 6: I don't think he cares about anything anymore now that
Speaker 6: he won the Major.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he won the PGA counts, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: the difficult course that what what was it, twenty one
Speaker 1: or twenty two under won the PGA, and now you
Speaker 1: have the US Open where if you're under par, you're
Speaker 1: probably going to win this tournament. Gonna make you earn that, Okay, Dylan,
Speaker 1: what else do you have you.
Speaker 2: I got Victor Havelin top five plus three sixty, Willie
Speaker 2: Mac the third, top forty plus fourteen hundred. He's in
Speaker 2: on a qualifier.
Speaker 5: Who the fuck is Willy Mack? Who the fuck is
Speaker 5: Willy Mack the Third?
Speaker 1: He earned a spot by winning a three man playoff
Speaker 1: last week at in a qualifier in Florida.
Speaker 3: Sounds like a weekend at Larry's.
Speaker 2: I followed him on Instagram for some reason.
Speaker 1: Larry is mac daddy though.
Speaker 4: Man, yeah, man, man, I want to add one more bet.
Speaker 4: Bill Byllan just reminded me of this. I want Tiger
Speaker 4: Woods at plus one fifty to make the cut. Father's
Speaker 4: Day weekend, his kids there, it's a flat course. I
Speaker 4: think I need two days out of them.
Speaker 6: All that.
Speaker 1: I mean that course is so damn tough Laring, I.
Speaker 4: Know, but he's mentally tough and he can chip and pott.
Speaker 3: Father's Day got to be the worst weekend for Tiger ever,
Speaker 3: all alone with all those fucking kids. That'll be a nightmare.
Speaker 4: I want one want Tiger making a cut. I think
Speaker 4: it's plus.
Speaker 3: Okay, No wife to babysit didn't.
Speaker 4: Didn't you guys learn anything with the Caitlyn Clark getting
Speaker 4: left off the Olympic team. They want Tiger for Saturday
Speaker 4: and Sunday. They can't fix it, but he's gonna make
Speaker 4: the cut.
Speaker 1: Shoehorned, are you going to get Lebron in the show?
Speaker 1: And then Dak Prescott and the Cowboys? Is what are
Speaker 1: we doing?
Speaker 3: Noractice?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: All right, rest there you go.
Speaker 1: You had to go there, didn't you?
Speaker 4: What a he died a couple of hours ago.
Speaker 1: Damn Jesus, Larry.
Speaker 3: Move, when did he die? I just heard?
Speaker 1: Shut up, Dick, Dylan, go ahead, all right, I knew
Speaker 1: this podcast was a bad idea, continued Dylan.
Speaker 2: You're still here though, yeah?
Speaker 1: Wait dp hold on, hold on, I'm gonna interrupt.
Speaker 3: Is this on your Wikipedia page yet?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: We got to edit that. I hope not.
Speaker 1: You can't do. I mean, I'm a Hall of Famer
Speaker 1: not anymore, Danny, all right, I'm gonna be on with
Speaker 1: these guys. Bob does sports. I mean, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to go be on that show. That's where my career
Speaker 1: is headed.
Speaker 5: Damn, we need a fourth.
Speaker 1: I can do fireballs. There you go, it's so can
Speaker 1: Larry Hey fireballs? Okay, Dylan, where are you going.
Speaker 2: I also got Cam Smith top five plus seven fifty.
Speaker 1: Welcome back Cam Smith after shooting an eighty at the
Speaker 1: Live Tour in Houston.
Speaker 2: As I said, Dan, it happens to the best of us.
Speaker 1: How about he had four holes in a row where
Speaker 1: he had four straight double bogies.
Speaker 2: Damn, that actually sounds.
Speaker 5: Like us, Dylan.
Speaker 6: If I if I see Willie Mack making it, I'm
Speaker 6: gonna love every bit of that.
Speaker 2: I'm like one of his like nineteen thousand followers on
Speaker 2: Instagram bumping around the corn Ferry Tour.
Speaker 1: I love it all right? What else do you have do?
Speaker 2: I got Deki Matsuyama to win at thirty five to one.
Speaker 2: He's leading the PGA and strokes gained around the green
Speaker 2: this season, and he's actually strung together some nice finishes. Okay,
Speaker 2: Major champion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got.
Speaker 2: Yes to the US Open, going to a playoff plus
Speaker 2: four hundred all right, spice easible and then four tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I have a three ball parlay for the first round.
Speaker 2: So it's out of Xalatoris, Matt Fitzpatrick and Tiger got xalatoris,
Speaker 2: out of DJ, Tony Finow and Ludwig. I have DJ
Speaker 2: and out of Sung JM and Seawook Kim and Matthew Pevon.
Speaker 2: I have Sung J and that's plus eighteen seventy three,
Speaker 2: so like eighteen to one.
Speaker 1: Okay, what happened to Dustin Johnson?
Speaker 6: I was gonna say, DJ's got to be the toughest
Speaker 6: one to cash out all of that.
Speaker 2: No doubt, he's the he's the longest odds out of
Speaker 2: the three groupings.
Speaker 1: What happened? I don't think he just doesn't care?
Speaker 5: I do. I don't think he cares. I really don't.
Speaker 5: I don't think he gives a shit.
Speaker 3: They quit drug testing.
Speaker 1: Do you know you can't say that?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 1: Because you can't. We shouldn't say that.
Speaker 2: That is kind of common knowledge that yeah, no, we share.
Speaker 3: Okay, if they should quit, they shouldn't. First off, nobody
Speaker 3: should drug tests for recreational drugs. I understand peds, but
Speaker 3: no professional sports association should be like you can't party
Speaker 3: like that's lame.
Speaker 1: Okay, actually, but do you think that the fans who
Speaker 1: show up on the Live Tour care what these golfers
Speaker 1: shoot or just that you get to see these golfers play?
Speaker 1: Because Dustin Johnson isn't good. He's not a lead anymore
Speaker 1: in a while? Yeah, like do they care if John
Speaker 1: Ram is good or you know Cam Smith or just say, hey,
Speaker 1: we get to see these guys play and there's not
Speaker 1: a big gallery around.
Speaker 3: Listen to fucking music and yeah.
Speaker 1: And wear shorts and have fun anything else there?
Speaker 2: Dyl yep, I got for the Celtics game tonight, like
Speaker 2: Bob here, I don't. I think the Celtics blow them out.
Speaker 2: So I'm going Celtics money line plus one fifteen. Okay,
Speaker 2: I think they sweep the MAVs.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 5: It's a Luca hurt too, She actually hurt.
Speaker 1: Got a chess contoi.
Speaker 3: He's always hurt. He's fine.
Speaker 1: I don't know what a chess contusion is, but he
Speaker 1: got shot up for a chess contusion.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, whatever it takes.
Speaker 1: Maybe would you lie about your injury?
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, kidding me?
Speaker 1: Absolutely? What's wrong?
Speaker 3: Back another guess contusion?
Speaker 2: Shoot me up? Doc?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Actually, Dan, I have one more bet too. I totally
Speaker 2: forgot it's underway right now, but I did take it
Speaker 2: this morning. USA money line against Indian Cricket plus seven fifty.
Speaker 2: It doesn't look great.
Speaker 1: But after they beat Pakistan.
Speaker 2: After they beat Pakistan, a huge upset.
Speaker 1: Ye, India's overwhelming paper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're a monsnoy, but as a patriot, like my
Speaker 2: friend over here, I.
Speaker 3: Had Tom Amen, speaking of which Va colonialism, Say, what
Speaker 3: do you have? I got golf. Uh, these are definitely
Speaker 3: not going to lose a couple of parlays because I
Speaker 3: always win my golf parlays. Top twenty Bryson, J. T.
Speaker 3: Scheffler plus four seventy five, top ten parlay Scheffler and
Speaker 3: mister Morikawa plus two thirty nine. I got Bryson Dave
Speaker 3: Shambeau plus two thousand to win, and I want Bryson
Speaker 3: first round. Now that Bob's fucking selling, Okay, Oh well,
Speaker 3: I love Bryson.
Speaker 2: I want Willie Mack the third.
Speaker 3: That's not even a line.
Speaker 5: Willie Mack's on there. I'm taking it.
Speaker 2: There's I think there's zero chance, but I'm also taking it.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's a lot.
Speaker 2: Plus five hundred thousand, Yeah, here you go.
Speaker 1: It would be one of the great calls in the
Speaker 1: history of calls.
Speaker 3: Yeah you're retired. Yeah, yeah, that's a walk off.
Speaker 5: There was no will Mack.
Speaker 1: Do you have any baseball.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course. Danny Cubs plus one hundred. I got
Speaker 3: the Communists and the Brewers over nine. I got San
Speaker 3: fran Land one twenty two versus Astros. It is Pride month,
Speaker 3: so that's a lock.
Speaker 5: That's it, Dan, I stand corrected.
Speaker 6: Willie Mack plus fifty thousand, No shit, five thousand.
Speaker 5: I like it a lot.
Speaker 3: I gotta hit.
Speaker 2: I'm doing it.
Speaker 1: Out of respect, out of respect Willy Mack.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm going to light a unit on fire.
Speaker 1: If they show a highlight of Willie Mack on day one.
Speaker 2: I should win that bat fifty thousand.
Speaker 5: That's plus fifteen thousand.
Speaker 1: By the way, Bobby Fairways is a big Jets He's
Speaker 1: a Jets apologist. He's met Aaron Rodgers. Let him tell
Speaker 1: you about it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't know what to expect. Saw him at
Speaker 6: the UFC. He was he was in great form.
Speaker 2: He really was.
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 5: He was great. He was a lot of fun.
Speaker 6: He was he was very approachable and I mean he
Speaker 6: seemed to be having a blast.
Speaker 3: Did he talk to you about the government.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 6: There was a time though, when Trump enters when Trump
Speaker 6: entered the arena where he knew he was on camera,
Speaker 6: so you could tell he didn't really know if he
Speaker 6: should say a load of himmer not because I think
Speaker 6: he knew how many cameras b on it, so that
Speaker 6: was interesting.
Speaker 5: But he was good.
Speaker 1: And you have the over what is it? How many
Speaker 1: nine and a half wins for the Jets over under?
Speaker 5: I think they'll find a way to screw it up.
Speaker 5: So whatever the over under is, I honestly I would
Speaker 5: take the under.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: Ray?
Speaker 2: It's nine and a half has the under too?
Speaker 3: I hate the under already, Danny.
Speaker 1: That seems like a lot of ways.
Speaker 3: I think the hyahuasca. Hyahuasca changes a man.
Speaker 1: But you haven't had that, have you?
Speaker 3: No? But you would. I would one hundred percent immediately,
Speaker 3: But then I would have to get let into the
Speaker 3: country of Peru or whatever the fuck.
Speaker 2: Hey, you can doing like Brooklyn, now you can. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's places in the US that do like Iowa. I
Speaker 2: don't think it's like the full authentic experience.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they have like the frog's blood shit. A buddy
Speaker 3: of mine got in on in Upstate New York. He
Speaker 3: said it was all right, But I mean, I've dropped
Speaker 3: enough acid. I don't think it would change my life.
Speaker 6: My buddy had a My buddy had a few cocktails
Speaker 6: in him and the guy with Aaron Rodgers he thought
Speaker 6: for sure was Mike Williams. So he went up to
Speaker 6: him and he called him Clemson Mike, and he was
Speaker 6: calling it throughout the night.
Speaker 5: It was terrible.
Speaker 6: It turns out it was Mercedes Lewis was the next thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it was terrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's Marcedes Lewis, not Mercedes spelled. Yeah, Marcedes. And
Speaker 1: I think he's trying to come back for his what nineteenth.
Speaker 3: Year they signed him? He is, he's back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that that's a difference maker.
Speaker 2: They just picked a vowel.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh shay and Irving wherever you get your podcast?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I got to do one tonight, Danny. It's
Speaker 3: gonna get weird.
Speaker 1: It didn't get weird when I went over to your
Speaker 1: house to do it.
Speaker 3: It was pretty weird.
Speaker 1: No, it was that was just normal. That was just
Speaker 1: normal chatter.
Speaker 3: Was behavior you were. I was pretty clean.
Speaker 1: I love that you thought you had a home court advantage.
Speaker 1: And I went in there and I owned you.
Speaker 3: You were pretty fucked up.
Speaker 1: I was not fucked up. No, I wasn't. No. I
Speaker 1: spiked your drinks you did, Yeah, well you must have
Speaker 1: spiked your roommates drinks too, all yeah, because she was
Speaker 1: overly friendly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were all fancy you, Danny. It was a
Speaker 3: bit ridiculous. It was a fucking guest in my own home.
Speaker 3: That was awesome.
Speaker 1: Bobby Fairways, Bob does sports YouTube channel? Anything you would
Speaker 1: like to promote for being on this program, you certainly
Speaker 1: deserve combat pick.
Speaker 5: I just want to promote Exsit ninety eight.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, don't encourage him like he's serious. Here we go,
Speaker 1: here we go, there is there he is at the party.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's done.
Speaker 1: I went to the Parker House with Bad Larry one
Speaker 1: time and he goes, everybody knows me in here, and
Speaker 1: then we walk in. No one was saying anything to him,
Speaker 1: but he claimed that everybody knew him in there, so
Speaker 1: he lied. But it was.
Speaker 4: Am allowed to talk Dan, They're not allowed to talk
Speaker 4: to me.
Speaker 3: Okay, Wow, I want you, Bob.
Speaker 4: I want nine o'clock on Friday night. Will be a
Speaker 4: thousand people in line, and we'll just walk right to
Speaker 4: the front, walk right in you any Friday you want.
Speaker 6: Out of respect to the show, I think I'm going
Speaker 6: to hold you to that Bad Larry.
Speaker 3: Okay, can't wait, all right?
Speaker 1: I can't wait, Bobby, Well, we'll send you Bad Larry's
Speaker 1: contact information and so if you'd like to go, you're
Speaker 1: more than welcome. My best two Fat Perez, which I
Speaker 1: love that that name. Instead of Pat Perez, it's Fat Press. Okay,
Speaker 1: letting you guys, and Joey cold Cuts.
Speaker 6: By the way, I will definitely give them your best
Speaker 6: and I appreciate you guys.
Speaker 5: You guys are the best and all eyes on Willie.
Speaker 1: Mack Yes, yes, until until next wait, thanks for joining us.
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