WEBVTT - Episode 121: New Threesome feat Bobby Fairways 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:05.840 Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:09.959 takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:13.360 kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:16.040 his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:20.360 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:23.360 It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:27.120 Bad Larring, Shayan Irving, and Dylan the graphics got I 0:00:27.200 --> 0:00:31.520 have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. It's a little bit different 0:00:31.640 --> 0:00:35.360 this week. I'm looking around. I got everybody in the studio, 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:38.559 so Ray is here, and Dylan in the back row 0:00:38.680 --> 0:00:42.440 where we have Fritzy and Seaton. Marvin's in his chair. 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:45.559 I got Shay and Irving. Wait can people see your 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:50.639 faces today? Hope not da I was promised, you were promised. Yeah, 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:51.600 I'd be anonymous. 0:00:51.640 --> 0:00:53.880 Still okay, we offered him the mask again too. 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:59.960 Okay, all right, so we blurring your face out for everybody? Yeah, okay, better, okay, 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:02.360 we think So wait, why are you snapping at me? 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:03.840 I'm not snapping. I'm just worried. 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:07.319 No, if you told them to do it, then they'll 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:07.640 do it. 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:09.520 We said we probably would, exactly. 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:12.760 Okay, is bad Larry. 0:01:12.440 --> 0:01:15.080 There, I'm here Dan, how you guys doing? 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:18.279 Everything's great? Now? Everything's great and we have a new addition. 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:20.520 I have no idea why this guy wants to ruin 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:25.720 his reputation. But Robbie Berger aka Bobby Fairways is kind 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:28.640 enough to join us. The creator of Bob does sports 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:32.360 YouTube channel. He's a big deal here and he's got 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:36.920 Fat Perez and Joey Coldcuts. But he's a solo today. 0:01:36.959 --> 0:01:40.160 Why do you want to subject yourself to this? Dan? 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:41.400 I gotta ask you the same question. 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:45.000 I don't know. I think I was drunk once when 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:47.240 they said, hey, you're going to do a gambling podcast, 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:49.440 and I said yes. Then I sobered up and I 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:51.560 did one. I go, oh my god, what am I 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:55.400 into now? So that's my excuse. Yours? 0:01:57.200 --> 0:02:00.280 Got nothing else, Danny, I'm a big fan of but 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:01.560 I got nothing else going on. 0:02:01.720 --> 0:02:04.000 Okay, all right, let me give people a little bit 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:05.880 of background here. You just had a hole in one. 0:02:06.520 --> 0:02:09.359 I did, yeah, And of course you keep that ball 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:11.799 and you mounted, and then you show people that you 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:14.799 had a hole in one. Correct, that's the way. 0:02:14.639 --> 0:02:16.680 It's supposed to go down. I got a feeling I 0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:17.560 know where this is going. 0:02:18.040 --> 0:02:20.760 Well, did you know where the ball was going because 0:02:20.919 --> 0:02:23.680 you lost that ball, Dan. 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:26.000 I was riding such a high. Was at PG National, 0:02:26.040 --> 0:02:28.560 So it was on the fifth hole at PG National. 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:31.400 And I don't know if you don't, I'm a terrible golfer, 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:34.480 so I'm the last person anybody would ever expect. But yeah, 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:37.280 I went on to that next tea box and I 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:39.760 just didn't think of it. And we had a film, 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:41.760 so I was so excited that it was all on 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:43.840 film or whatnot. Went on to the next t box, 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:46.679 didn't even think about it, and then just scuffed one 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:49.000 into like a pall metout tree. 0:02:49.280 --> 0:02:50.280 So you lost the ball. 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:53.080 That's correct, Yeah, that's correct. 0:02:53.400 --> 0:02:54.880 You got to put a fake ball on the wall. 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:58.440 Fake ball, Yeah, absolutely, Yeah, just lie to the people. 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:01.560 So you do goofy things on there. I mean, we 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:05.200 just recamp all the goofy things that Dylan and Shaye 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:07.880 have done in their lives. But you've done things like 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:12.120 you have bets with each other on the show. You 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:17.160 tried to finish thirty six pints of Guinness eighteen fireball 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:21.079 shots through nine holes and attempt to eat fifty tacos 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:24.840 through the first nine holes as well, correct as well? Okay, 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:28.720 I like it Dylan, this is that's your bread and 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:31.440 butter right there. Well, with no Joey chestnut in the 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:33.480 Nathan's hot dog content, James. 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:35.640 But we had talked about me kind of breaking into 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:39.800 the old professional eating circuit then, and I mean the 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:41.080 floodgates are open now. 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:45.080 Yes, that sounds like something up up your alley. 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:47.600 The hot dog was The hot dogs were the toughest 0:03:47.600 --> 0:03:49.560 because like, even if you just have one hot dog, 0:03:49.880 --> 0:03:52.800 it sits in you for a little bit. It digests 0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:55.280 differently the most things. So when we did we did nine. 0:03:55.600 --> 0:03:58.440 Each person had to do nine dogs in nine holes. 0:03:58.520 --> 0:03:59.720 That had to be the toughest. 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:01.960 These are kosher dogs we're talking about. 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:04.560 They were the big Yah. 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:05.800 They were big dogs. 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:08.920 Wow with a brioche bun too full of. 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:10.200 Breathing natural casing. 0:04:10.920 --> 0:04:14.600 Yeah, let me recap here from last week. By the way, 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:17.720 these guys are shitty gamblers, just letting you know, so 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:20.719 fit right in. Yeah, so Shay is down and you 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:22.159 lost five units last week. 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:24.520 Baseball is killing me, Danny. They're acting like I'm a communists. 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:26.680 Okay, but you're the one that said you knew baseball 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:27.800 better than anything I know. 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:29.880 America and freedom. They should just go hand in hand 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:30.800 with fucking baseball. 0:04:31.360 --> 0:04:33.280 Your minus twenty and a half units. 0:04:33.360 --> 0:04:36.680 The roommate is gonna kill me, Danny. She listened to 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:40.279 Last Weeks, by the way, and about you guys, about 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:45.839 the strippers. All yeah, about the you know, the ozempic 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:48.840 I had from before, the fake ozempic I made with meth. 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:50.279 She heard all about that. 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:53.520 Okay, but I keep telling you you don't have to 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:58.159 share everything because your lovely wife and her friends listened 0:04:58.200 --> 0:04:58.719 to the show. 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:01.560 I don't have a choice, Danny. It's not like I 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:03.560 think this true, but I have notes, and I have 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:05.560 like self control or willpower. 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:06.200 Okay. 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:10.400 It sounded like you were throwing a blame out not and. 0:05:10.640 --> 0:05:13.800 The show's getting too popular, Danny. Well we can put 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:16.280 an end to that. I've tried to put an end 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:18.440 to that. Well, you're the one to talk about meth 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:19.599 and strippers. 0:05:19.640 --> 0:05:21.680 I'm just telling the truth, Danny. I'm like Hunter Biden. 0:05:22.400 --> 0:05:23.239 It's a truth teller. 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:27.680 Free my man. How deep are we in? Like four 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:29.280 minutes in and we bring up Hunter. 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:30.760 Biden pashtag, Free my man. 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:33.520 He's got to be your idol, one of your idol. 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:36.120 Listen, if I was a president's son, Danny, I'd be 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:38.599 doing a lot worse. I'm just gratefully filmed all of it. 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:42.480 This is content goals, Danny bad. 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:44.840 Larry is up eleven and a half units, and of 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:49.880 course it's not football season, so that's why Larry's doing well. 0:05:50.080 --> 0:05:51.360 What do you mean eleven that? But tho? I was 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:52.320 up ten last week? 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:55.360 Here we go, you won one unit last week, you're 0:05:55.440 --> 0:05:56.560 up eleven and a half. 0:05:57.720 --> 0:05:59.320 I went four and two. How do you only win 0:05:59.400 --> 0:05:59.880 one unit? 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:00.520 Ray? 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:04.040 Ray? How do you every week? It seems like there's 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:09.920 some kind of math issue. Here you go, Larry, I 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:11.800 think you're confused. You had dallar or you had the 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:15.320 Celtics minus two thirty. Don't get one unit for putting 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:16.080 one unit on that? 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:19.160 Okay, math right there? 0:06:19.279 --> 0:06:22.520 Okay, do you understand that, Larry? 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:23.839 I do. 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:26.839 But my book, you also understands when I say one unit, 0:06:26.920 --> 0:06:28.360 I'm willing to risk of two thirty. 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:30.600 Oh yeah, my book, I'm up one hundred goddamn units. 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:34.520 So I don't wait. So I had yankees I had 0:06:34.720 --> 0:06:35.240 yankees O. 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:38.880 This is every week. This is every week, Bob, every week. 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:42.440 But I have four ws do and two losses, and 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:44.080 we're betting one unit of the game, and I have 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:46.000 a five unit that on the selfish we've got about 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:47.240 that or we're going to count that later. 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:49.200 The series isn't over. 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:52.279 I know, I understanding that. I'm just saying, do you 0:06:52.279 --> 0:06:55.960 forget because I don't pay attention next week and I'll 0:06:55.960 --> 0:06:57.520 just forget about it when I win that put. 0:06:57.600 --> 0:06:58.120 No big deal. 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:01.200 So you gave me what you give me a quarter 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:03.200 of the unit on that wind, So three and a 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:05.440 quarter units, you give me up one and half way 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:07.280 in for the week. That's crazy, but go ahead. 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:10.000 Wow, Okay. By the way, he is two years and. 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:13.560 You don't know if you're betting a unit, I'm risking 0:07:13.600 --> 0:07:16.080 whatever the odds are. Hey, we had this conversation a 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:17.040 year ago, you and I. 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:19.240 That's true baseball for all of them. 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:22.360 You're laying eight to five. By the way, the unit 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:24.160 you're winning the unit bad Larry. 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:28.200 Bobby Fairways is from Jersey. You said when I first 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:32.600 met you that just about everybody knows you in Jersey. 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:35.240 How old is it old is this kid. 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:40.960 Bobby Fairways? He looks like he's about thirty thirty three. 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:44.120 I'll take it then, Okay, don't take that. 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:46.560 Ask your dad about me. 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:51.040 Where did you grow up in Jersey? 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:54.480 I'm Morris County, so like Northern Jersey. 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:58.840 Northern Jersey is that that's come over to drifts, come 0:07:58.880 --> 0:08:02.920 over the Driscoll Bridge coming south, and then just get 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:05.000 off that good ninety eight and ask anyone where Bad 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:07.080 Larry is. You don't have to ask where I live anymore. 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:10.040 They know where I am. Every minute I. 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:11.960 Thought you were statewide Bad Larry. 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:13.640 Yeah. 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:16.840 Bare, I very rarely travel over that Bryardon Bridge, the 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:17.600 drift bridge. 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:21.840 Okay, this first time I meet Larry and he introduces 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:25.800 himself as Bad Lair and I go, who is this guy? 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:29.320 And he tells me, if you go to this exit 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:33.920 in Jersey, he said, just get off what. 0:08:35.240 --> 0:08:36.360 Ninety eight off? 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:40.320 No, he tells me this, He said, where Larry lives. 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:43.880 He said, you can ask all the police officers where 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:46.160 does bad Lair live? And they'll know. 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:50.720 You know what, Jersey, it's a different breed. It really 0:08:50.840 --> 0:08:53.600 is different breedy characters. 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:54.960 Like being King of Ship Mountain. 0:08:56.080 --> 0:08:58.240 You just track the skid marks from the tires all 0:08:58.240 --> 0:08:58.440 the way. 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:01.600 You know what about Larry? I think they're pretty hard 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:01.880 on you. 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:04.880 Yea. Follow the needles and tax evasion you'll get right there. 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:08.640 They can't hear a lot of my comments because I'm 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:10.480 on the phone and they talk and I just let 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:13.080 it go. Have you ever been, ever been to the 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:13.720 Parker House? 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:14.920 Sure? 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:15.679 Absolutely? 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:19.720 Okay, even Dan's been there. By the way, what are 0:09:19.760 --> 0:09:20.640 you doing Friday night? 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:22.240 Wow? 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:26.760 We're moving. 0:09:27.000 --> 0:09:27.240 Hey. 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:29.800 Bad Larry's got his wife and his sister in law 0:09:30.000 --> 0:09:33.920 and they're they're up to some some stuff. I don't 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:35.720 know if you're married or not, but I just know 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:47.040 bad Larry. He travels in threes, introducing. Okay, is there 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:48.840 what Larry? 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:51.640 I was gonna say? I had a different threesome in 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:54.720 Atlantic City this weekend with my wife and another friend 0:09:54.720 --> 0:09:56.559 of hers. Casey couldn't make the trips. 0:09:57.640 --> 0:09:58.720 Swapping him in and out. 0:09:58.800 --> 0:09:59.680 Larry my man. 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:06.360 Okay, Larry, I like the three peete recapping here. Anything 0:10:06.400 --> 0:10:10.439 to recap Blair? You did okay last week? I don't 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:12.960 think there's anything worth going over. Shay, what about God? 0:10:13.040 --> 0:10:17.600 You got ruffed up and you got roughed up in everything. 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:18.720 You guys are terrible. 0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:21.200 Oh, I'm great, Danny. This is a bad year for 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:23.280 me in baseball. Last year I was up football, I 0:10:23.320 --> 0:10:26.640 was up. I'm doing amazing, Danny. Just that's the roommate. 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:30.040 Uh yeah, I'm up, way up, babe. 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:33.199 Okay, once again, your wife hears that you used to 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:38.280 date stripper and there's so plural. Oh yeah, and so 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:39.840 and you shared myth. 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:43.200 Yeah yeah, she heard the meth part. That was she 0:10:43.240 --> 0:10:46.079 knew about the strippers, Danny. Everybody knew about the strippers. 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:47.520 I've dated a lot of strippers. 0:10:47.600 --> 0:10:48.720 I'm just proud of you for sharing. 0:10:49.160 --> 0:10:50.480 I'm a big fan of them. I don't care, I 0:10:50.480 --> 0:10:54.760 don't there's no judgment there. They're just actresses. They are. 0:10:54.840 --> 0:10:57.280 They got stage names, they got lines, they got all 0:10:57.360 --> 0:10:59.719 kinds of they got lines, they got lines all right, 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:03.719 Oh yeah we share line sometimes. Okay, but you know 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:06.920 that your wife will hear this. She was very upset 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:11.120 about me helping a stripper lose weight via meth. She 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:13.640 was upset about that and asked me not to talk 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:14.600 about that anymore. 0:11:14.840 --> 0:11:16.760 Bobby, if you want to leave, you can go out 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:17.800 that door right now. 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:20.160 I was gonna say, I didn't see this coming. This 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:22.640 is like fucking Howard Stern out here today. 0:11:23.679 --> 0:11:27.040 It's logically this is before ozepic, Danny. So how are 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:29.600 you gonna lose the weight. They already outlawed a fedrin. 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:32.040 You couldn't get that anymore. There's one thing you can 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:34.880 get easily, especially in Minnesota. I was in Minnesota at 0:11:34.880 --> 0:11:36.280 the time. Dan, you could throw a rocket hit half 0:11:36.320 --> 0:11:41.320 a kilo, fucking MeV. But you are clean? Yeah, yeah, 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:44.040 I don't do that and you're sober? Yeah? Absolutely? Yeah. 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:49.600 Okay, Dylan, who's not clean and not sober? Recapping what 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:50.640 you did last week? 0:11:53.559 --> 0:11:57.480 Not a whole lot. And MAVs got blown out. Jesus 0:11:57.520 --> 0:12:00.280 my MAVs to win the finals and Oilers to win 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:02.440 the finals. Do not look who are you? 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:06.840 Drake? Drake picked? Drake picked both of the MAVs and 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:12.199 Oilers to win. We're both cursed? Then, Yes, does Kendrick 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:13.640 Lamar hate you as well? 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:14.680 Or is that no? 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:15.640 But he probably would? 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:18.080 Yeah for sure, definitely, Yes. 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:22.880 You have a hateable figure hell Mark. Yeah. Well, Marvin 0:12:23.000 --> 0:12:27.319 is the you know, official rap battle expert. A little bit, 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:30.960 wait that was I know it wasn't. 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:32.920 He loves classical music, but you wouldn't know. 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:35.160 Oh no, because I brought it up on the show 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:37.920 and he was like, what battle Kendrick and Drake. 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:43.240 Yeah, he was telling Mozart and Brahms. Yeah, they had 0:12:43.240 --> 0:12:47.719 a battle for those two bringing Tchaikovsky. Now we got 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:51.160 a battle going. That's a rumble, okay. Uh, you missed 0:12:51.160 --> 0:12:52.600 out on the Montreal Grand Prix. 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:57.640 Yeah, and Shane Lowry did not win the Memorial. I 0:12:57.679 --> 0:12:58.200 was shocked. 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:02.800 Uh he he he had a eighty five. One of 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:05.320 his rounds he shot in eighty five. Happens to the 0:13:05.320 --> 0:13:09.840 best and the worst. Eighty five. 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:16.520 But Dan French open baby, Carlos Alcaraz, you're dominant, okay, 0:13:17.360 --> 0:13:18.720 and I needed that bad. 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:23.119 All right, Bobby, if you're still with us, still, Bobby Fairways, 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:26.840 Robbie Berger and Uh. They've had a lot of celebrities 0:13:26.880 --> 0:13:31.040 on their show. You've had Xander Shaffley been on your show. 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:33.719 Yes, is Xander's the one. 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:36.120 We got him through Calaway, but we're gunning for him 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:38.640 full time because he's a ballbuster, which a lot of 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:39.400 people don't see. 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:40.280 We want him back. 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:42.880 Oh okay, so you haven't had him yet. 0:13:43.200 --> 0:13:45.920 We had him through Cali, yes, for a brief moment, 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:47.120 not a full eighteen all right. 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:50.560 You had John Rahm on the show, Josh Allen, Max Homer, 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:55.080 Johnny Manzel, Sebastian Manuscalco. 0:13:55.160 --> 0:14:00.840 And soon to be bad Larry. 0:13:58.679 --> 0:14:06.840 And his wife and yeah, okay, Bobby, you lead us off. 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:12.600 An Okay, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go mainstream on you. 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:12.880 Dan. 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:19.160 I don't see a world where the MAVs cover tonight. 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:22.160 I think Celtics are such a better team. I think 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:25.360 they're gonna give up. And I don't understand. I get 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:29.080 the home court advantage, the Celtics going from seven from 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:31.920 being favored seven and a half to a nine point swing, 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:34.360 which now I think the MAVs are minus two and 0:14:34.440 --> 0:14:36.440 a half like the Celtics tonight. 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:39.040 Okay, anything else. 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:40.480 I'm gonna give you another thing. 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:43.440 I'm gonna give you Scottie Scheffler a bit of a 0:14:43.480 --> 0:14:46.480 prop instead of going for him for the US Open, 0:14:46.560 --> 0:14:52.560 the whole way first round leader, Scotti Scheffler, Oh, all right, 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:55.360 one hundred to win, thirteen hundred. 0:14:56.720 --> 0:15:00.720 Anything else. There can be futures on here. You can 0:15:00.720 --> 0:15:03.160 throw in base whatever you want. These guys. We bet 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:07.320 on UFC, We bet on Formula one cricket. Cricket. Yeah, 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:08.680 that's two college right now? 0:15:08.720 --> 0:15:09.160 Actual yeah? 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:12.359 College, well no, I mean yeah, basically yeah, college. 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:16.120 Okay, America, give you one more, which I'm falling in 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:21.160 love with the first round leaders picks get long shot 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:25.200 Billy Horschel comes out firing. Billy Horschell's like one hundred 0:15:25.240 --> 0:15:27.240 to win fifty like plus fifteen hundred. 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:28.400 First round. 0:15:28.800 --> 0:15:34.160 Wait, so you have you have Scheffler leading, but chef, 0:15:34.760 --> 0:15:38.200 but you have Horsal leading as well. Correct, Okay, there 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:38.800 or either. 0:15:38.880 --> 0:15:41.920 Be happier with Horseell obviously than Scheffler. But for the 0:15:41.920 --> 0:15:44.920 odds you get for the first round compared to the 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:45.800 whole way through. 0:15:46.880 --> 0:15:49.520 I like it, okay, And you have to wait. 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:53.880 Right right, and then you do the live bet for 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:54.400 the next day. 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:57.200 Yeah, yes, then you double up, of course. 0:15:57.480 --> 0:15:59.880 Exactly Billy Horsechell to lead the second round. 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:03.920 I will say, Billy Horschell will look better. He'll be 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:07.800 dressed better than anybody else on that golf course. Billy 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:11.400 Horschell always looks impaccable, immaculately. 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:14.840 You know he's got some swag too, is I think 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:17.080 Holme has got a lot of swag too him too. 0:16:17.240 --> 0:16:20.720 Okay, I'll give you that. I mean, not many people 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:24.800 tune in to see how men look or what they're wearing. Certain, 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:32.360 that's for sure, all right. So that's Bobby Fairways bets 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:36.200 for this week. Bad Larry. Since you're leading the troop, you're. 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:41.160 Next, Bob, just quickly. I love your analysis that game. 0:16:41.200 --> 0:16:43.560 I'm afraid of this game tonight. If the Sealss were 0:16:43.560 --> 0:16:45.320 given two and a half, I would I would bet 0:16:45.320 --> 0:16:47.720 the Celtics tonight. They're getting two and a half. I'm 0:16:47.760 --> 0:16:50.600 afraid of the game. So I switched my bet. So 0:16:50.880 --> 0:16:53.840 I'm betting Kyrie over points my book. He doesn't even 0:16:53.880 --> 0:16:58.400 have the player props out yet, but whatever whatever Ray 0:16:58.440 --> 0:17:01.360 wants to give me, Dan, Kyrie's over point. 0:17:01.480 --> 0:17:05.639 I think it's twenty three and a half. Ray, that's correct, Okay, 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:07.359 twenty three and a half for Kyrie. 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:10.360 Yeah, because I think Dallas is going to win the game. 0:17:10.400 --> 0:17:13.600 That line is too fishy. Let's go a little baseball 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:18.800 for Shay Yankees over Casey and the Orioles over Atlanta. 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:20.160 These are all one unit bets. 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:20.720 Okay. 0:17:20.840 --> 0:17:24.160 Then I have Tony c now is the top American finish, 0:17:24.200 --> 0:17:25.880 but I think I don't know what. 0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:32.960 Plus thirty five thirty L take the first round. Hey, 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:34.280 that's another one for you, guys. 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:36.960 I'm going to be rooting for you for first round. 0:17:37.200 --> 0:17:42.200 Tony put top American. Okay, few over Hideki Matsiamu for 0:17:42.240 --> 0:17:42.719 the tournament. 0:17:42.840 --> 0:17:44.199 That's plus one. 0:17:45.119 --> 0:17:48.639 Okay. This is a buddy of Mine's a big golfer. 0:17:48.680 --> 0:17:50.439 He said, you gotta put this one out, so I 0:17:50.480 --> 0:17:53.840 go uh Neil Shipley to be the top amateur finner. 0:17:54.000 --> 0:17:55.440 I think it's plus twelve to one. 0:17:55.480 --> 0:17:58.679 I think it's a yeah, twelve hundred. He was paired. 0:17:58.920 --> 0:18:02.159 He was paired with Tiger at the Masters. I think 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:03.960 I don't know. 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:05.200 I don't know who he is. I think the kid 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:08.120 told me he played at Alabama or something. I'm just throwing. Ay, 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:11.160 it's a one unit bet. Win twelve units and very 0:18:11.440 --> 0:18:12.959 very the rest of my competition here. 0:18:13.200 --> 0:18:16.359 But this is what happens though. If Larry loses this bet, 0:18:16.720 --> 0:18:19.640 then he's gonna blame his friend. So I don't want 0:18:19.680 --> 0:18:21.840 to hear that next week. Damn. 0:18:22.160 --> 0:18:27.600 I have so many units I can throw one taking 0:18:27.680 --> 0:18:28.800 some first round winners. 0:18:28.800 --> 0:18:30.080 Okay, you know what, give me? 0:18:30.119 --> 0:18:32.919 You know what, give me tonyw for a unit leader 0:18:32.920 --> 0:18:33.760 after the first round. 0:18:33.840 --> 0:18:36.880 Okay, wow, that at you. 0:18:36.760 --> 0:18:38.119 Larry fifty to one on that? 0:18:38.359 --> 0:18:40.240 Am I getting fifty to one on that fifty one? 0:18:40.320 --> 0:18:42.840 Get the fuck ily? No chance? 0:18:43.280 --> 0:18:46.639 I have no idea Ray do you have first round leader? 0:18:47.240 --> 0:18:48.280 I'm looking it up right now. 0:18:48.320 --> 0:18:50.840 Okay, all right, how about that at Eggs at ninety eight. 0:18:51.000 --> 0:18:55.119 Yeah, I got to check what that is. 0:18:56.280 --> 0:19:00.760 Bob Sieger, come to the beach. We'll be the Parker tonight. 0:19:00.800 --> 0:19:03.200 You want. Whenever you want to come down, Bobby, just 0:19:03.280 --> 0:19:03.679 find me. 0:19:04.160 --> 0:19:05.000 Well we'll buck it. 0:19:06.320 --> 0:19:12.800 Yeah, I mean smother Yeah, yeah, Larry, I got nothing. 0:19:13.040 --> 0:19:14.960