Speaker 1: Second data dating Brooke, how many horrible dates did you
Speaker 1: have to go on before you finally found your husband? Actually,
Speaker 1: don't answer that because I don't want to hear about
Speaker 1: the three twenty four of ym some good ones too. Actually,
Speaker 1: we just got ten texts into seventy five nine two
Speaker 1: saying the same thing. Please don't ask Brooke about her
Speaker 1: horrible dating. So I'm glad that we have someone else
Speaker 1: on the phone right now to share their bad dating
Speaker 1: stories with us. His name is James, and in his
Speaker 1: email he said he's been on so many awful dates
Speaker 1: it was just refreshing to finally meet a woman who
Speaker 1: he described as somewhat normal. So, James, welcome to the
Speaker 1: show man Thy thanks for having me. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Everyone's thinking, where did you find someone somewhat normal? Yeah? Now, James,
Speaker 1: a lot of people when they write to us, they
Speaker 1: focus on the date that they just had. Yeah. But
Speaker 1: I thought it was kind of funny that you mentioned
Speaker 1: a few of the bad experiences that you had before
Speaker 1: this to detail about it. The one that you said
Speaker 1: was you got invited by a girl to her church picnic.
Speaker 1: That is correct. She originally told me it was if
Speaker 1: I wanted to see an outdoor play and I thought,
Speaker 1: you know, like Shakespeare in the Park kind of deal
Speaker 1: or something like that. Yeah, and that wasn't the case
Speaker 1: at all because I get there and she's dressed like
Speaker 1: the devil. Her face is painted red. Oh no, so
Speaker 1: not like a sexy devil like you were hoping for. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not at all. She is screaming, firing brimstone. Everyone's going
Speaker 1: to hell. It's kind of hot at day. What was
Speaker 1: the other one that you mentioned something about mini golf. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I went on on a date with a girl with
Speaker 1: mini golf. I don't know if she had like a
Speaker 1: medical problem of what, but she couldn't stop farting. Sweet,
Speaker 1: and mini golf can, like if there's not a lot
Speaker 1: of people, can be really quiet. Yeah, the windmill isn't
Speaker 1: that loud, though she was trying to time it with
Speaker 1: the puttered she's screaming for I feel so so there
Speaker 1: is a lot of room for improvement. You're saying, tell
Speaker 1: us about the good date that you finally had. Who
Speaker 1: was that with? Her name is Vicky and I met
Speaker 1: her online. Her profile picture was pretty I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't want to sound shallow here, but that's what dating
Speaker 1: online is set up for right. Yeah, exactly, and she
Speaker 1: totally looks like her picture. We just clicked, didn't we
Speaker 1: extend multiple messages back and forth? I mean, with your history,
Speaker 1: were you thinking like, oh my god, there's no way
Speaker 1: this sounds too good to be true. Are you a
Speaker 1: devil farm mom? Yeah, you gotta put yourself out there. Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: So what did you and Vickie do for your date?
Speaker 1: We ended up going to a barcade. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you guys are familiar with that. I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I always wanted to go on these. No, it's really
Speaker 1: fun to day. I like old school Atari games or
Speaker 1: any old arcade game or anything like that. So how
Speaker 1: was the arcade with Vicky? Do you guys have a
Speaker 1: good time? Yeah, dude, there's like this super awesome nostalgia
Speaker 1: factor going on. And yeah, this was I guess when
Speaker 1: going over the date. The only like hiccup is I
Speaker 1: came across my all time favorite video game, which is, uh,
Speaker 1: the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yeah. I found a
Speaker 1: place like that by my house and my son is
Speaker 1: obsessed with it. Now A good game, Yeah, dude, I
Speaker 1: kill it. Rafael I mean with the interesting choice. Why
Speaker 1: is that a bad moment in your date though? Because
Speaker 1: the problem this is is once I found it, I wanted
Speaker 1: to play it, but I saw it across the room
Speaker 1: and as we were getting closer to it, and I'm
Speaker 1: hyping it up, I'm like, you're doing well playing this game.
Speaker 1: A group of tweenagers. They swooped in and started playing
Speaker 1: it before I could get to it. Arcade Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's one of those places where I like, I guess
Speaker 1: kids can get in there and there told nine pm
Speaker 1: or something. Okay, So again, why did that route date?
Speaker 1: You didn't get to play the games? Well, I did
Speaker 1: this thing where I stood awkwardly behind him, thinking that
Speaker 1: would like weird die super passive aggressive. Yeah exactly. You
Speaker 1: guys didn't go off and play something else. You're just
Speaker 1: standing there with your date as these teenagers we're seven
Speaker 1: bears and we're talking. But then the one kid just
Speaker 1: like looked over his shoulder and it's like, shut up.
Speaker 1: That's probably not a great look in front of your day. O. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to back off and let these kids
Speaker 1: win because this is my game. I like show off. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is the hill that you're choosing to die yea
Speaker 1: the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Mountain exactly, And it was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, let's drift on. So we then we
Speaker 1: left the barcade and we're on just get on the
Speaker 1: street to another bar, and she's like, I gotta wrap
Speaker 1: it up, and I'm like, dude, there's only eight thirty,
Speaker 1: and was like, I gotta get up early in the
Speaker 1: morning and okay, And it felt like an excuse to you,
Speaker 1: dude a little bit. You think I really wanted to
Speaker 1: play in teenage meeting in journals And she's like, that's it.
Speaker 1: If we're not gonna play, I'm going home exactly. I mean,
Speaker 1: she could have been turned off a little bit because
Speaker 1: I was being very forceful and very adamant about like,
Speaker 1: let's play this specific game. And then though the kids
Speaker 1: be injured, maybe killed the vibe, kids always kill the vibe.
Speaker 1: I'm just gone next time. Yeah, but I just need
Speaker 1: to know if that was it, Just say that was it,
Speaker 1: and then like I will definitely make sure date number
Speaker 1: two will have no children at all. Yeah, Okay, well
Speaker 1: let's call her an ass. We'll see if that's the reason.
Speaker 1: We'll play a song come back, call Vicky for you
Speaker 1: and try and get your second day out there. Okay,
Speaker 1: that'd be awesome. Second a great show, great theme song,
Speaker 1: and an even better arcade game. And our guy James
Speaker 1: just wanted to show his date how Raphael could do
Speaker 1: some serious damage with his front flips. But he never
Speaker 1: got that chance. And even worse than losing the chance
Speaker 1: to play the game, is he actually lost his date Vicky.
Speaker 1: Now it seems like she may have used an excuse
Speaker 1: to get out of there a little bit early, but
Speaker 1: we're not sure, and James thinks it might have been
Speaker 1: because he got into a verbal spat with some unruly
Speaker 1: tweens who were hugging the teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Machine.
Speaker 1: And I just have to ask you, James, what's the
Speaker 1: worst thing that you said to them when you were
Speaker 1: in an argument? It was it was something really generic,
Speaker 1: because you're arguing with kids, so you don't want to
Speaker 1: say something like I tagged your mom and your dad
Speaker 1: was watching. It's like you've been playing this fight over
Speaker 1: and over in your head exactly, So it was something
Speaker 1: like I think I hear your mom calling. Okay, I
Speaker 1: probably should have gone with that first. Dis Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean that would be a turn off for me. I
Speaker 1: never should have gotten into it with him at all.
Speaker 1: It's lots that and that you pick Raffael out of
Speaker 1: all of them. May anybody else with guy? See, I'm
Speaker 1: all Michael Angelo. Yeah, okay, I don't even know. I
Speaker 1: don't feel like you should discuss any more teena Ninja
Speaker 1: Turtle character, your personality. We should call Vicky and see
Speaker 1: what she has to say. Maybe she's really picky about
Speaker 1: the characters too. Maybe maybe she's a say daddy. So
Speaker 1: let's just do this. Here we go. I'm in a
Speaker 1: dollar number right now. Hello, Hey is this Vicky? A
Speaker 1: Hey Vicky. My name is Jeff from the radio show
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, um, hi, Hi,
Speaker 1: whole show is here. Hey? How you doing? Um? I'm good.
Speaker 1: Is there a reason you're calling funny? You should ask? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Are you familiar with the show at all? Um? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I definitely listen. Um cool, I'm just a little nervous
Speaker 1: right now. Okay, Well then you might be familiar with
Speaker 1: the second date updates. Oh yeah, okay, okay, laugh. Is
Speaker 1: really cute that Vicky? Good job, it's cute. Well, we're
Speaker 1: calling obviously because one of our listeners went out with
Speaker 1: you recently and he's been having a hard time reaching
Speaker 1: you over the past week. Remember James, Oh yeah, oh goshay.
Speaker 1: Was it as fun for you as it was for James?
Speaker 1: It sounds like, I mean, I don't know how much
Speaker 1: he's told you, so I don't want to like, Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: what we do know is is you guys went to
Speaker 1: a barcade, had some drinks. We did. Yeah, we know
Speaker 1: that he was really interested in you. He thought you
Speaker 1: were cute, had great hair, fun personality. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean did you think he was cute? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: definitely thought it was cute. Um, we were having a
Speaker 1: fun time. There was this kind of like a moment
Speaker 1: that was a little bit of a turning point for me. Um,
Speaker 1: is that anything to do with a group of superheroes? Turtles?
Speaker 1: All right? So you know a little bit about it
Speaker 1: he told us is that there were some kids hogging
Speaker 1: the teenage meaning Ninja Turtle Machine, and so it kind
Speaker 1: of exchanged words and just went somewhere else. But I mean,
Speaker 1: to be fair, we we told him that that's like
Speaker 1: I mean, for Alexis and I anyway, it'd be a
Speaker 1: pretty big red flag if he was arguing with teenagers
Speaker 1: or look. Yeah, yeah, not a good look. There was
Speaker 1: a little bit more to the story. Oh really, what
Speaker 1: do you mean like he did more than exchange words
Speaker 1: with him. I mean I think he thinks I don't
Speaker 1: know about this part, but yeah, like he so he
Speaker 1: went to the bathroom before we were going to leave,
Speaker 1: and he came out and like had a cut on
Speaker 1: his lip. He looks kind of like bruised up and
Speaker 1: stuff like he had something had happened. And in the bathroom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh god. Sometimes all those those paper talis spencers all
Speaker 1: the time, they shoot him out real quick. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I mean that's what he said. He said he like
Speaker 1: flipped and accidentally bumped his face on the stall, and
Speaker 1: I was like, are you that drunk? First of all, huh,
Speaker 1: I mean they don't I will say a lot of
Speaker 1: arcades and not very clean bathrooms, a slippery flo Well,
Speaker 1: what he doesn't know is uh, like right before that,
Speaker 1: a few minutes before he came out, some of the
Speaker 1: middle schoolers came up to me who were playing the
Speaker 1: Ninja game, and they they said, hey, tell you your
Speaker 1: boyfriend if he mails off again, We're going to beat
Speaker 1: it worse than we just did. Oh they beat him
Speaker 1: up in the bathroom. I think so, because like in
Speaker 1: the moment, I was like, all right, whatever, and then
Speaker 1: when I saw him, I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: he just got beat up by a kid. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what is he supposed to do? Hit him back? Kids
Speaker 1: like him? No, I was just like I'm done. This
Speaker 1: is definitely a red flag. Oh yeah, are you more
Speaker 1: turned off or that he lost? I mean, just the
Speaker 1: fact that the whole thing happened. Just yeah, he's the
Speaker 1: adult in the situation. Then you're gonna like fight with
Speaker 1: some middle schoolers in the bathroom, and then you're gonna
Speaker 1: lie about it. Well, that's pretty embarrassing to admit. I mean,
Speaker 1: so look, here's what we know. We know that there
Speaker 1: was obviously some verbal stuff with the kids at the arcade.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you're saying you didn't actually see anything yourself, nicky.
Speaker 1: So we need to go right to the source here
Speaker 1: and just ask James, you throw hands with some middle
Speaker 1: schoolers or one normal questions? Yeah, oh no, oh yeah, James,
Speaker 1: Well I didn't know they talked to you. Ni Oh
Speaker 1: my god, oh god, it actually happened. Okay, okay, well
Speaker 1: they were. First off, there were like seven of them. Okay,
Speaker 1: well okay there listen, listen. There were three of them
Speaker 1: and one of them was aren't crutches, so don't that's yeah,
Speaker 1: he learned weapon. He would swim with them. James, how
Speaker 1: did that happen? How did that happen in the bathroom?
Speaker 1: I mean they have handle mouse, That's what happened. So
Speaker 1: I hadn't defend myself. Did you ask them to fight
Speaker 1: you in the bathroom? No. I went into the restroom
Speaker 1: to do the normal things, just to leave myself, and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, I get sucker punch from
Speaker 1: behind with a clutch. That's when they start running their
Speaker 1: mouths and I square up and I try to fight. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a fight or flight moment. And here's the
Speaker 1: problem is I swung on one of them and I missed. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you actually tried to throw a punch at one
Speaker 1: of these kids. This is not making it better, Like
Speaker 1: you're telling it in more details to make it better.
Speaker 1: They were attacking me. I was defending myself and I
Speaker 1: was defending you. You were You were not defending me.
Speaker 1: I was defending your honor. I was defending your honor
Speaker 1: because these kids were saying you had small boobs. I
Speaker 1: was like, you don't want it, and what's wrong with
Speaker 1: small boobs? Thank you everyone. You guys are laughing and
Speaker 1: thinking this isn't serious, but it was. It was really serious.
Speaker 1: He had in a headlock. I was losing consciousness, and
Speaker 1: he was like, is about to go n shorter than you? Parents?
Speaker 1: Stop putting their kids in taekwondo happens? Are you exaggerating, James? Like?
Speaker 1: It feels like this story just keeps getting more out
Speaker 1: of control. You have been there like I was. It
Speaker 1: was a desperate situation and I was in a point
Speaker 1: where I was willing to do anything I could to
Speaker 1: get out of it. Yeah, it could be scary to
Speaker 1: be provoked. I just says, running around you no matter
Speaker 1: how big they are. I think there was only three,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I'm just hoping now that we've heard the
Speaker 1: full story, can you hear where he's coming from. He
Speaker 1: was defending your honor, defending himself, and maybe he deserves
Speaker 1: a second chance. We'd like to pay for another date
Speaker 1: with James. He never connected any punches and for the record,
Speaker 1: for the record, nobody here thinks that you have small boobs.
Speaker 1: We think they are just the right size. Okay, yes, no,
Speaker 1: I am not interested. This thing is even worse than
Speaker 1: it was when I heard from the kids. This is ridiculous. Man,
Speaker 1: I get beat up by a mob of bug and
Speaker 1: I'm not getting a second Dari out of it. James,
Speaker 1: the story just kids. One of the kids was on crutches.
Speaker 1: Have you not seen like Return of the Jedi? Like
Speaker 1: you could spend that thing around and around. You should
Speaker 1: have gone, Raphael on, there we go, Jeffrey in the morning,