WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Smells Like Tween Spirit

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<v Speaker 1>Second data dating Brooke, how many horrible dates did you

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<v Speaker 1>have to go on before you finally found your husband? Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>don't answer that because I don't want to hear about

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<v Speaker 1>the three twenty four of ym some good ones too. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>we just got ten texts into seventy five nine two

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<v Speaker 1>saying the same thing. Please don't ask Brooke about her

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<v Speaker 1>horrible dating. So I'm glad that we have someone else

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone right now to share their bad dating

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<v Speaker 1>stories with us. His name is James, and in his

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<v Speaker 1>email he said he's been on so many awful dates

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<v Speaker 1>it was just refreshing to finally meet a woman who

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<v Speaker 1>he described as somewhat normal. So, James, welcome to the

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<v Speaker 1>show man Thy thanks for having me. I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone's thinking, where did you find someone somewhat normal? Yeah? Now, James,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people when they write to us, they

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<v Speaker 1>focus on the date that they just had. Yeah. But

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was kind of funny that you mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>a few of the bad experiences that you had before

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<v Speaker 1>this to detail about it. The one that you said

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<v Speaker 1>was you got invited by a girl to her church picnic.

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<v Speaker 1>That is correct. She originally told me it was if

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to see an outdoor play and I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like Shakespeare in the Park kind of deal

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<v Speaker 1>or something like that. Yeah, and that wasn't the case

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<v Speaker 1>at all because I get there and she's dressed like

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<v Speaker 1>the devil. Her face is painted red. Oh no, so

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<v Speaker 1>not like a sexy devil like you were hoping for. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>not at all. She is screaming, firing brimstone. Everyone's going

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<v Speaker 1>to hell. It's kind of hot at day. What was

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<v Speaker 1>the other one that you mentioned something about mini golf. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I went on on a date with a girl with

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<v Speaker 1>mini golf. I don't know if she had like a

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<v Speaker 1>medical problem of what, but she couldn't stop farting. Sweet,

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<v Speaker 1>and mini golf can, like if there's not a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people, can be really quiet. Yeah, the windmill isn't

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<v Speaker 1>that loud, though she was trying to time it with

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<v Speaker 1>the puttered she's screaming for I feel so so there

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<v Speaker 1>is a lot of room for improvement. You're saying, tell

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<v Speaker 1>us about the good date that you finally had. Who

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<v Speaker 1>was that with? Her name is Vicky and I met

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<v Speaker 1>her online. Her profile picture was pretty I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to sound shallow here, but that's what dating

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<v Speaker 1>online is set up for right. Yeah, exactly, and she

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<v Speaker 1>totally looks like her picture. We just clicked, didn't we

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<v Speaker 1>extend multiple messages back and forth? I mean, with your history,

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<v Speaker 1>were you thinking like, oh my god, there's no way

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<v Speaker 1>this sounds too good to be true. Are you a

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<v Speaker 1>devil farm mom? Yeah, you gotta put yourself out there. Yeah, totally.

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<v Speaker 1>So what did you and Vickie do for your date?

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<v Speaker 1>We ended up going to a barcade. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if you guys are familiar with that. I'm like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I always wanted to go on these. No, it's really

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<v Speaker 1>fun to day. I like old school Atari games or

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<v Speaker 1>any old arcade game or anything like that. So how

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<v Speaker 1>was the arcade with Vicky? Do you guys have a

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<v Speaker 1>good time? Yeah, dude, there's like this super awesome nostalgia

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<v Speaker 1>factor going on. And yeah, this was I guess when

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<v Speaker 1>going over the date. The only like hiccup is I

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<v Speaker 1>came across my all time favorite video game, which is, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yeah. I found a

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<v Speaker 1>place like that by my house and my son is

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<v Speaker 1>obsessed with it. Now A good game, Yeah, dude, I

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<v Speaker 1>kill it. Rafael I mean with the interesting choice. Why

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<v Speaker 1>is that a bad moment in your date though? Because

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<v Speaker 1>the problem this is is once I found it, I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to play it, but I saw it across the room

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<v Speaker 1>and as we were getting closer to it, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>hyping it up, I'm like, you're doing well playing this game.

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<v Speaker 1>A group of tweenagers. They swooped in and started playing

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<v Speaker 1>it before I could get to it. Arcade Okay, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's one of those places where I like, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>kids can get in there and there told nine pm

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<v Speaker 1>or something. Okay, So again, why did that route date?

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't get to play the games? Well, I did

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<v Speaker 1>this thing where I stood awkwardly behind him, thinking that

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<v Speaker 1>would like weird die super passive aggressive. Yeah exactly. You

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<v Speaker 1>guys didn't go off and play something else. You're just

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<v Speaker 1>standing there with your date as these teenagers we're seven

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<v Speaker 1>bears and we're talking. But then the one kid just

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<v Speaker 1>like looked over his shoulder and it's like, shut up.

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<v Speaker 1>That's probably not a great look in front of your day. O. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to back off and let these kids

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<v Speaker 1>win because this is my game. I like show off. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the hill that you're choosing to die yea

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<v Speaker 1>the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Mountain exactly, And it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, let's drift on. So we then we

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<v Speaker 1>left the barcade and we're on just get on the

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<v Speaker 1>street to another bar, and she's like, I gotta wrap

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<v Speaker 1>it up, and I'm like, dude, there's only eight thirty,

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<v Speaker 1>and was like, I gotta get up early in the

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<v Speaker 1>morning and okay, And it felt like an excuse to you,

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<v Speaker 1>dude a little bit. You think I really wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>play in teenage meeting in journals And she's like, that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>If we're not gonna play, I'm going home exactly. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>she could have been turned off a little bit because

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<v Speaker 1>I was being very forceful and very adamant about like,

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<v Speaker 1>let's play this specific game. And then though the kids

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<v Speaker 1>be injured, maybe killed the vibe, kids always kill the vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gone next time. Yeah, but I just need

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<v Speaker 1>to know if that was it, Just say that was it,

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<v Speaker 1>and then like I will definitely make sure date number

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<v Speaker 1>two will have no children at all. Yeah, Okay, well

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<v Speaker 1>let's call her an ass. We'll see if that's the reason.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll play a song come back, call Vicky for you

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<v Speaker 1>and try and get your second day out there. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that'd be awesome. Second a great show, great theme song,

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<v Speaker 1>and an even better arcade game. And our guy James

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to show his date how Raphael could do

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<v Speaker 1>some serious damage with his front flips. But he never

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<v Speaker 1>got that chance. And even worse than losing the chance

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<v Speaker 1>to play the game, is he actually lost his date Vicky.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it seems like she may have used an excuse

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<v Speaker 1>to get out of there a little bit early, but

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<v Speaker 1>we're not sure, and James thinks it might have been

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<v Speaker 1>because he got into a verbal spat with some unruly

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<v Speaker 1>tweens who were hugging the teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Machine.

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<v Speaker 1>And I just have to ask you, James, what's the

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<v Speaker 1>worst thing that you said to them when you were

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<v Speaker 1>in an argument? It was it was something really generic,

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<v Speaker 1>because you're arguing with kids, so you don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>say something like I tagged your mom and your dad

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<v Speaker 1>was watching. It's like you've been playing this fight over

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<v Speaker 1>and over in your head exactly, So it was something

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<v Speaker 1>like I think I hear your mom calling. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>probably should have gone with that first. Dis Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean that would be a turn off for me. I

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<v Speaker 1>never should have gotten into it with him at all.

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<v Speaker 1>It's lots that and that you pick Raffael out of

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<v Speaker 1>all of them. May anybody else with guy? See, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>all Michael Angelo. Yeah, okay, I don't even know. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't feel like you should discuss any more teena Ninja

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<v Speaker 1>Turtle character, your personality. We should call Vicky and see

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<v Speaker 1>what she has to say. Maybe she's really picky about

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<v Speaker 1>the characters too. Maybe maybe she's a say daddy. So

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<v Speaker 1>let's just do this. Here we go. I'm in a

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<v Speaker 1>dollar number right now. Hello, Hey is this Vicky? A

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Vicky. My name is Jeff from the radio show

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, um, hi, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>whole show is here. Hey? How you doing? Um? I'm good.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a reason you're calling funny? You should ask? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you familiar with the show at all? Um? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I definitely listen. Um cool, I'm just a little nervous

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Okay, Well then you might be familiar with

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<v Speaker 1>the second date updates. Oh yeah, okay, okay, laugh. Is

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<v Speaker 1>really cute that Vicky? Good job, it's cute. Well, we're

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<v Speaker 1>calling obviously because one of our listeners went out with

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<v Speaker 1>you recently and he's been having a hard time reaching

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<v Speaker 1>you over the past week. Remember James, Oh yeah, oh goshay.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it as fun for you as it was for James?

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like, I mean, I don't know how much

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<v Speaker 1>he's told you, so I don't want to like, Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>what we do know is is you guys went to

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<v Speaker 1>a barcade, had some drinks. We did. Yeah, we know

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<v Speaker 1>that he was really interested in you. He thought you

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<v Speaker 1>were cute, had great hair, fun personality. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean did you think he was cute? Yeah? I

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<v Speaker 1>definitely thought it was cute. Um, we were having a

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<v Speaker 1>fun time. There was this kind of like a moment

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<v Speaker 1>that was a little bit of a turning point for me. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>is that anything to do with a group of superheroes? Turtles?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? So you know a little bit about it

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<v Speaker 1>he told us is that there were some kids hogging

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<v Speaker 1>the teenage meaning Ninja Turtle Machine, and so it kind

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<v Speaker 1>of exchanged words and just went somewhere else. But I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>to be fair, we we told him that that's like

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, for Alexis and I anyway, it'd be a

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<v Speaker 1>pretty big red flag if he was arguing with teenagers

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<v Speaker 1>or look. Yeah, yeah, not a good look. There was

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit more to the story. Oh really, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean like he did more than exchange words

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<v Speaker 1>with him. I mean I think he thinks I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know about this part, but yeah, like he so he

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<v Speaker 1>went to the bathroom before we were going to leave,

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<v Speaker 1>and he came out and like had a cut on

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<v Speaker 1>his lip. He looks kind of like bruised up and

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<v Speaker 1>stuff like he had something had happened. And in the bathroom. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh god. Sometimes all those those paper talis spencers all

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<v Speaker 1>the time, they shoot him out real quick. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's what he said. He said he like

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<v Speaker 1>flipped and accidentally bumped his face on the stall, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, are you that drunk? First of all, huh,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they don't I will say a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>arcades and not very clean bathrooms, a slippery flo Well,

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<v Speaker 1>what he doesn't know is uh, like right before that,

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<v Speaker 1>a few minutes before he came out, some of the

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<v Speaker 1>middle schoolers came up to me who were playing the

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<v Speaker 1>Ninja game, and they they said, hey, tell you your

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<v Speaker 1>boyfriend if he mails off again, We're going to beat

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<v Speaker 1>it worse than we just did. Oh they beat him

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<v Speaker 1>up in the bathroom. I think so, because like in

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<v Speaker 1>the moment, I was like, all right, whatever, and then

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<v Speaker 1>when I saw him, I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>he just got beat up by a kid. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>what is he supposed to do? Hit him back? Kids

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<v Speaker 1>like him? No, I was just like I'm done. This

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<v Speaker 1>is definitely a red flag. Oh yeah, are you more

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<v Speaker 1>turned off or that he lost? I mean, just the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that the whole thing happened. Just yeah, he's the

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<v Speaker 1>adult in the situation. Then you're gonna like fight with

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<v Speaker 1>some middle schoolers in the bathroom, and then you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>lie about it. Well, that's pretty embarrassing to admit. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>so look, here's what we know. We know that there

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<v Speaker 1>was obviously some verbal stuff with the kids at the arcade.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, you're saying you didn't actually see anything yourself, nicky.

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<v Speaker 1>So we need to go right to the source here

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<v Speaker 1>and just ask James, you throw hands with some middle

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<v Speaker 1>schoolers or one normal questions? Yeah, oh no, oh yeah, James,

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<v Speaker 1>Well I didn't know they talked to you. Ni Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, oh god, it actually happened. Okay, okay, well

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<v Speaker 1>they were. First off, there were like seven of them. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well okay there listen, listen. There were three of them

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<v Speaker 1>and one of them was aren't crutches, so don't that's yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he learned weapon. He would swim with them. James, how

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<v Speaker 1>did that happen? How did that happen in the bathroom?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they have handle mouse, That's what happened. So

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<v Speaker 1>I hadn't defend myself. Did you ask them to fight

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<v Speaker 1>you in the bathroom? No. I went into the restroom

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<v Speaker 1>to do the normal things, just to leave myself, and

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<v Speaker 1>then all of a sudden, I get sucker punch from

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<v Speaker 1>behind with a clutch. That's when they start running their

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<v Speaker 1>mouths and I square up and I try to fight. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a fight or flight moment. And here's the

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<v Speaker 1>problem is I swung on one of them and I missed. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so you actually tried to throw a punch at one

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<v Speaker 1>of these kids. This is not making it better, Like

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<v Speaker 1>you're telling it in more details to make it better.

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<v Speaker 1>They were attacking me. I was defending myself and I

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<v Speaker 1>was defending you. You were You were not defending me.

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<v Speaker 1>I was defending your honor. I was defending your honor

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<v Speaker 1>because these kids were saying you had small boobs. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you don't want it, and what's wrong with

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<v Speaker 1>small boobs? Thank you everyone. You guys are laughing and

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<v Speaker 1>thinking this isn't serious, but it was. It was really serious.

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<v Speaker 1>He had in a headlock. I was losing consciousness, and

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<v Speaker 1>he was like, is about to go n shorter than you? Parents?

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<v Speaker 1>Stop putting their kids in taekwondo happens? Are you exaggerating, James? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>It feels like this story just keeps getting more out

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<v Speaker 1>of control. You have been there like I was. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a desperate situation and I was in a point

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<v Speaker 1>where I was willing to do anything I could to

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<v Speaker 1>get out of it. Yeah, it could be scary to

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<v Speaker 1>be provoked. I just says, running around you no matter

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<v Speaker 1>how big they are. I think there was only three,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, I'm just hoping now that we've heard the

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<v Speaker 1>full story, can you hear where he's coming from. He

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<v Speaker 1>was defending your honor, defending himself, and maybe he deserves

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<v Speaker 1>a second chance. We'd like to pay for another date

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<v Speaker 1>with James. He never connected any punches and for the record,

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<v Speaker 1>for the record, nobody here thinks that you have small boobs.

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<v Speaker 1>We think they are just the right size. Okay, yes, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I am not interested. This thing is even worse than

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<v Speaker 1>it was when I heard from the kids. This is ridiculous. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I get beat up by a mob of bug and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not getting a second Dari out of it. James,

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<v Speaker 1>the story just kids. One of the kids was on crutches.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you not seen like Return of the Jedi? Like

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<v Speaker 1>you could spend that thing around and around. You should

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<v Speaker 1>have gone, Raphael on, there we go, Jeffrey in the morning,