WEBVTT - Manifesting a Good Time with Jamie Greenberg 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:03.760 Hi everybody. While I'm taking the month of September off 0:00:03.800 --> 0:00:07.000 of doing stand up, I return on October one to 0:00:07.080 --> 0:00:12.119 complete my Vaccinated and Horny tour. October, November, and December, 0:00:12.160 --> 0:00:16.920 I have new dates up. I kick it off in Saratoga, California, 0:00:17.000 --> 0:00:20.120 and I'm coming to all parts of California, Long Beach, 0:00:20.160 --> 0:00:25.239 Baker's Field. I'm going to Niagara Falls, Tucson, Arizona, Colorado, Minneapolis, 0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:30.040 San Diego, Reading, Pennsylvania, and Baltimore, Maryland, just to name 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:32.720 a few. There's also some Floridian dates in there, since 0:00:32.760 --> 0:00:34.479 this will be my last year that I'm able to 0:00:34.479 --> 0:00:37.560 go inside the state of Florida. So check out Chelsea 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:39.400 handler dot com for more stand up dates for my 0:00:39.479 --> 0:00:44.040 Vaccinated in Horny Tour. These are my last dates. Hi Catherine, 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:48.760 Hi Chelsea. Hi. How's it going. Oh, it's going so well. 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:51.879 I'm so excited for our guest today. I know I'm 0:00:51.920 --> 0:00:54.080 excited for her too. She's a real piece of work. 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:57.280 I just want you to know that I saw I 0:00:57.320 --> 0:01:01.640 went way all watching yesterday, which was I did. But 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:03.640 I think next time it has to be a private affair. 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:05.680 You know. I don't know why we get on these 0:01:05.720 --> 0:01:07.480 boats and then you're stuck on these boats for like 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:10.520 four hours with a bunch of other people. We did 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:14.200 see an orca and we saw a humpback and that 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:17.919 was really really cool. Yeah, but yeah, they're they're too long. 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:21.560 Everybody's every I find all activities to be one hour 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:24.840 too long. Like everything needs to be condensed, you know, 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:26.600 Like I don't want to be out on a boat 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:28.440 for three and a half hours. I want to be 0:01:28.440 --> 0:01:30.600 out on the boat for two and a half hours. Yeah, 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:33.360 that feels about right. My only question is like, you've 0:01:33.360 --> 0:01:35.280 got to have time enough to find those whales. I 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:37.679 guess right, Well, they're all there. They're all there because 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:39.679 in this season, I mean, they guarantee a site a 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:43.240 whale sighting, and yeah they did, and we we saw one, 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:45.440 like within twenty minutes, we saw a huge humpback that 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:47.560 was playing with the log. It was so cute. I 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:49.520 mean if I were in the water and I saw 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:52.279 a humpback swimming towards me, I think I would pass 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:55.520 out from the sheer. Well. I mean, they are so massive. 0:01:56.160 --> 0:01:58.080 The orcas are not as big as I thought they were, 0:01:58.120 --> 0:02:00.520 but not that I'm in the water with them. But 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:03.760 you know, those humpbacks are just and the gray whales 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:07.280 are so big. Oh they're so beautiful, because that's the 0:02:07.280 --> 0:02:09.400 only thing we're used to seeing, right, is those orcas 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:12.720 that are at you know, sea World, and those poor 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:15.520 things when you see them out in the free ocean, 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:18.120 swimming wherever the funk they feel like it, and then 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:20.600 you see them stuck. I mean, no wonder orcas are 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:24.320 killing people inside zoos or whatever the marine parks, right, 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:28.600 But apparently orcas are like horrible assholes. I you know, 0:02:28.639 --> 0:02:31.239 I don't smoke a lot of pop, but when I do, 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:33.480 I like to put on what I call ocean show, 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:36.839 which is you know, nature ocean documentaries. And I saw 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:41.200 one and it was like, these orcas just like bombarded 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:44.959 a nice other whale and her baby and killed the baby, 0:02:45.280 --> 0:02:49.440 drowned it, baby beluga. They drowned baby beluga and then 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:52.800 they just left it like it wasn't even for eating, 0:02:52.800 --> 0:02:54.320 it was for sports. Yet they're the top of the 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:59.399 food chain. Yeah they're mean. I mean that's because they're 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:00.840 at the top of the food chain. They didn't get 0:03:00.840 --> 0:03:04.200 there by accident. But yeah, that's really horrifying to kill 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:07.240 your little baby. Because whales have emotions, you know, they're 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:10.399 like highly emotional, so if they lose like a family member. 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:13.480 Remember there was that whale. It was like kind of recently, 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:15.000 but I have no sense of time, so it could 0:03:15.000 --> 0:03:17.919 have been six years ago or six months, but that 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:21.040 was she lost her baby. Her baby died. She had 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:23.400 just stated it for like eighteen months, and then the 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:26.160 baby was born and she swam around with it for 0:03:26.280 --> 0:03:30.040 months because she was mourning the loss of it. Right exactly, 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:32.280 this is what Orca's are doing. She should have called 0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:35.040 into the podcast. We are going to take a quick 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:37.200 break so you can hear and add and then we'll 0:03:37.240 --> 0:03:43.800 be right back. Let's move on to our guest. Her 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:47.000 name is Jamie Greenberg. She's my personal makeup artist. She 0:03:47.080 --> 0:03:49.920 travels with me a lot around the country, sometimes on tour, 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:54.480 sometimes for other stuff. We're very good friends. And she 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:57.840 likes to show me her ass, her boobs. Actually I've 0:03:57.840 --> 0:03:59.520 never seen her Pikachu, and I would like to say 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:02.520 thank you for the hello, Jamie. Jamie's my makeup artist, 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:06.200 and she is a mother of three children, and she 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:08.840 has a husband. His name is Josh Hi Josh. He 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:18.039 just celebrated his sixty five birthday. Now, yeah, anyway, Jamie 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:22.120 has been an absenteem mother for the last six months. 0:04:22.520 --> 0:04:25.000 I have no friends who are parents who are with 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:27.719 their children less than Jamie Greenberg. But when she is 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:31.400 with them, she is on the sidelines of a softball game, 0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:35.440 fucking screaming and yelling like a lunatic. Because she's one 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:37.599 of those parents. I am a softball mom, and I 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:40.520 will cut a bit or pop attire and her son. 0:04:40.600 --> 0:04:42.320 Tell the quick story about your son when he didn't 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:44.920 want to play with the extra basketball the like the 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:46.680 game when he they asked him to play with the 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:50.000 better team. Her sons seven. Okay, he's seven, and he 0:04:50.040 --> 0:04:52.400 started basketball and he was pretty good. He's showing promise. 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:54.200 My husband was an athlete. I was an athlete. He 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:56.680 starts dribbling and one of the coaches says, can he 0:04:56.839 --> 0:04:58.880 stay and play with us with the older kids. Meanwhile, 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:00.839 he's seven. In the old kids were eight. You don't 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:03.520 have to suck on the microphone. Okay. I haven't seen 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:07.440 my husband in a while, either, Okay, okay, because that's 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:10.160 what you're doing when you go home, I'm sure exactly 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:14.800 born again. Okay. So the coach comes over and I'm like, 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:17.679 oh yeah, he'll play. I just automatically, you know, offer 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:19.840 him up, and he starts crying and he's like, I 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:22.200 don't I don't want to play. I'm scared, Like he 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:24.039 was nervous that the older kids were going to play 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:25.480 with him and he just didn't want to do it. 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:27.560 And I was like, you will get over and you 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:30.279 will go, and this is what you're gonna do because 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:32.839 you're gonna get a scholarship and I'm not paying for 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:35.280 your college education, so you better get in there. A 0:05:35.279 --> 0:05:37.240 little seven year old and she's telling me this story 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:39.240 and then she goes, and then Josh stormed out right 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:41.880 and through the uniform at the garbage. Oh that story. 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:44.160 That was another story. Oh that was the same day 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:46.080 we went and played Wreck. So this is a travel 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:48.200 team for those of you out there who knows sports 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:51.599 travels very serious. And then Wreck, anyone with a pulse 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:53.320 can play, right, you just have to be in the 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:56.080 age group. So we signed him up for that. When 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:58.719 we get there and there's no rules, like you can 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:01.680 run with the ball, you can triple dribble. It was 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:04.920 like a whole new sport genre. It wasn't basketball. So 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:06.880 I'm like yelling at the ref like, hey, you're gonna 0:06:06.920 --> 0:06:09.359 call it a double dribble guy, and he's like nope, 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:11.680 just keeps ignoring me. I'm like, hey, that that guy. 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:14.120 You can't do that. You can't you know, run ten 0:06:14.200 --> 0:06:16.840 steps with the ball, like you know, like this is 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:19.040 not basketball. I don't know what this is, but it's 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:22.279 some bullshit. And in Sino, California and they were like, no, 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:24.599 the kids are just having fun. I'm like, they're not four, 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:28.360 there seven and we're on a mission here. So Josh 0:06:28.400 --> 0:06:30.520 took the uniform and threw it in the trash can 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:33.400 and the coach was like, what are you doing? And 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:35.000 then I came out. I'm like, you shouldn't throw away 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:37.040 the wreck, you know, the wreck. They don't have any money, 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:38.640 so I was like get I fished it out and 0:06:38.720 --> 0:06:40.520 gave it to the guy, but I'm like, we're done here. 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:44.880 And that's Jamie Greenberg. Everybody. She's a celebrity makeup artist. 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:46.960 That's how she introduces herself on her Instagram. You have 0:06:47.000 --> 0:06:49.839 to follow her on Instagram Jamie Makeup at Jamie Makeup, 0:06:49.920 --> 0:06:52.359 Jamie Makeup, and she has all these great products that 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:54.720 I use. Bl Lighter, which is a splosh that you 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:56.760 could use his eyeshadow, you could use it on your lips. 0:06:56.920 --> 0:06:59.159 And then she has bloss and I think everything in 0:06:59.200 --> 0:07:02.200 her product line she start with b L and she 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:05.599 is not on board with that, right, bless you for 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:09.000 saying that, But I don't know if that's such a 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:13.119 good idea. I don't know. I mean, I know because 0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:16.160 everything was like like a hand job. You're right, you 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:17.960 know what I mean. You can't just stop and then 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:19.720 be like we're going to do something else. No, I 0:07:19.760 --> 0:07:21.760 think you're right. I think let's talk about the third 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:24.360 product when it comes to fruition, and you can help 0:07:24.440 --> 0:07:26.200 name it. But you can get those products at Jamie 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:29.520 mckup and they're all light natural, like really nice organic. 0:07:29.680 --> 0:07:33.800 They're gluten free and gluten free and just really really quick. 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:37.480 If you buy the clear one, I'm selling five of 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:39.480 the Clear ones, which is the Bloss. It's a clear 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:42.760 bloss bomb gloss. The first five hundred I'm giving a 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:48.400 hundred percent of the proceeds to Plan Parenthood. Let me 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:51.560 be clear, be clear. We're starting to get other brands 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:53.360 to be in this campaign. I just talked to Plan 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:59.520 Parenthood this morning. Sister from my activist friend Chelsea Handler, 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:01.240 how to get involved and stick up for what you 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:04.040 believe in. And I'm sticking up for my vagina and 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:07.200 my daughter's vagina and my son's vagina after that game. No, 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:10.640 I'm just kidding. Jamie's so like I said, she's not. 0:08:10.800 --> 0:08:14.160 She's a latch key mother. She has been traveling with me. 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:17.600 You came to New York with us, you came to Nashville, 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:20.880 then you went to Italy. I went to Italy and Mexico, 0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:23.640 Mexico with your family. That was a nice throw them 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:25.760 a bone, take them to Mexico for a week, and 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:28.920 then she went back on another trip on her own. 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:32.480 These are all under the sub diffusion doing people's makeup work. 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:35.320 But that's not what's happening, and I think that we 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:38.200 could all be honest about that. No, it's exactly I mean. 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:41.040 I went, I did the bride in Italy. Yeah, so 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:42.760 you were there for five days and you did one 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:47.080 day of work, seven days and two days of work rehearsal, dinner, okay, 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:52.920 and the wedding, and then with you, I don't even 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:56.640 want my makeup away. I'm basically renting Jamie for her personality. 0:08:58.559 --> 0:09:01.120 She said to me on occasion that my makeup is subpar, 0:09:01.200 --> 0:09:06.600 but my personalities attend. Anyone can make it in Hollywood. 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:08.520 You just have to have a good personality. Yeah, j 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:11.800 has the best personality. So Javie, let's talk a little 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:16.120 bit about your attitude in life a little bit, because 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:17.800 one of the things that I love about you so 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:21.480 much is how positive and what a party bringer you are. 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:24.360 And I know from personal experience that that could sometimes 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:27.920 be a burden because people are expecting a lot. Like 0:09:28.040 --> 0:09:30.480 I I went through a lot, like a phase where 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:33.439 I was like very resentful of people expecting like, oh, 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:37.720 Chelsea's coming, She's gonna be hilarious, and I'm like, funk off, 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:39.400 you don't know what kind of what time a month 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:42.040 that this is for me and what I'm doing or 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:44.200 how you know what shape I'm in, And so I 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:46.880 became resentful of that at a point in my life. 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:49.520 Do you feel pressured to pick up the situation when 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:51.959 you walk into a room with clients or if you're 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:55.319 working or with your family, like, for sure, Well the 0:09:55.400 --> 0:09:58.240 family gets the worst part of me, of course. Yeah. 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:01.840 Well I just said that You're never right. Everybody knows. Yeah, Josh, 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:05.800 if you're listening, I love you. Josh is actually calling 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:12.200 in today. One caller, it's your husband again. Yes, I 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:16.360 definitely think with maneuvering through my you know, business life. 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:20.160 I realized that when I brought positive vibes like it 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:23.280 changed the room, the dynamic. You could get anybody in 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:26.480 the room who's mad, angry and instead of taking it personally, 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:28.080 because in the beginning of the career, I would be like, 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:30.079 they don't like me, and I would go inside with 0:10:30.120 --> 0:10:32.000 it and then I'm like, no, they're just they're having 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:34.160 their own ship and I'm gonna come in and I'm 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:36.240 gonna like make everyone in this room have a good time. 0:10:36.240 --> 0:10:38.440 And that was like once I started doing that, like 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:42.720 I attracted the best clients you. I attracted just better 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:46.079 things in my life I did. I manifested a good time. 0:10:46.160 --> 0:10:50.840 Who names some of your other clients CCO, Rashida Jones, 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:55.400 Molly Shannon, Julie Bowen, Elizabeth, Elizabeth Moss, I've done her, 0:10:55.520 --> 0:11:00.959 Lizzie Kaplan Love, Lizzie Kaplan, Kristen Stress Store, like everybody, 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:04.520 it's crazy. Yeah you yeah, you have a great client list, 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:08.000 and that's not the skill that you just develop. Some 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:11.240 people don't have big personalities, so you already had that person. 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:13.280 I mean when we were doing a show back East, 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:15.439 I met like all of your friends from high school, 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:17.000 not all of them, but a lot of them from 0:11:17.040 --> 0:11:20.520 growing up, like ten of them. And obviously like that 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:22.880 dynamic was at play while you were growing up, because 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:25.240 a lot of people I don't think could just all 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:27.520 of a sudden become the person in the room that 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:30.319 makes everybody happy, you know. And I'm sure you were 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:31.920 like that because we talked about sometimes when you were 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:33.960 growing up, like you always had your point of view. 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:35.720 I always had my point of view whether I was 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:39.880 playing soccer, whether I was dancing, whatever I did, I 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:41.760 had fun with it. And I feel like my mom 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:44.439 was like that. My dad was always working, so that's 0:11:44.480 --> 0:11:46.320 where I get the travel part from in my in 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:49.400 my life. But no, sorry, dad, he won't listen. But 0:11:49.440 --> 0:11:53.480 my mom was always like just so vibrant and everything 0:11:53.520 --> 0:11:55.360 she did, and so I think it just seeped into 0:11:55.400 --> 0:11:58.440 me and everything I do. I try to be positive, 0:11:58.480 --> 0:12:00.160 and I feel like it gets you really fall are 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:02.760 I feel like I feel like it has. Yeah, there 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:05.520 are dividends. You know that it pays off in dividends 0:12:05.559 --> 0:12:08.360 when you are positive and you are upbeat, like the 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:11.120 domino effect. It's like you're tipping over one domino that 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:13.840 tips over fifteen other ones. You could say that too. 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:17.160 It's like when you withhold I heard this analogy, I 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:20.960 think from a friend of mine recently. If you're upset 0:12:21.120 --> 0:12:23.760 with somebody and you don't say anything about it, you're 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:26.600 letting a domino tip over in the wrong way, and 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:28.360 you hold it, holds it, holds it, and then all 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:31.960 the dominoes go down, and then no one said anything, 0:12:32.080 --> 0:12:35.320 and then there's a whole fucking mestical And then conversely, 0:12:36.120 --> 0:12:39.280 spreading joy and positivity is like tipping a domino in 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:42.600 that direction, you know, and then everybody kind of falls 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:46.480 in line, because when somebody's in a great mood, it's 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:48.640 hard to be a fucking bitch and it's hard to 0:12:48.679 --> 0:12:52.120 be an asshole when there's positive vibes. It's absolutely and 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:54.280 I mean just think about it. Anywhere you go, there's 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:57.000 always somebody who comes in. Like even I was just 0:12:57.080 --> 0:12:58.800 on the plane and one of the stores on the 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:02.360 plane was like moonwalking and having like the best time. 0:13:02.400 --> 0:13:05.520 It was like six in the morning. Everyone just couldn't 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:08.600 help but laugh. He like spread smiles on everybody, even 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:11.920 though everybody was like shut up, but it's also like 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:15.440 thank you exactly. So yeah, I think it's so important 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:17.880 because I also have like a true Gemini in the 0:13:17.920 --> 0:13:20.640 sense that like when I'm off, yeah, I just don't 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:22.800 want to participate, like I I my friends also know 0:13:22.960 --> 0:13:25.600 like I won't go out or I won't show up 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:27.360 if I don't feel like I have enough energy to 0:13:27.440 --> 0:13:30.320 be myself and be the best version of myself. Sometimes 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:32.440 I'll go and then I end up having fun, but 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:35.199 I'm just if I'm not in the right mindset. It's 0:13:35.360 --> 0:13:37.959 it feels like you're going to get a cold or 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:41.200 something if you go out, Like I'm just not committed 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:43.960 to being myself and having fun, so I'll stay in 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:47.679 and watch like tons of TV, which she introduced me 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:52.640 to my very first episode of The Housewives of Dubai, 0:13:52.520 --> 0:13:54.839 which I was also your very first episode. So Jamie 0:13:54.920 --> 0:13:58.560 loves reality television and she can't get enough of it, 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:00.839 and she tells me I'm at it all the time, 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:04.800 and my assistant also loves a housewife series. But which 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:07.360 one is your favorite? Atlanta? I love Atlanta. I love 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:10.120 Beverly Hills, New York, New Jersey. I mean, I love 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:12.440 them all. I can't get enough. I really, and we're trying. 0:14:12.440 --> 0:14:14.200 I think you should be on the Real Housewives of 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:18.680 Who's Who's My husbands? You have to be a housewife. No, 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:21.960 you don't have to. You don't know. I mean, I mean, no, 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:24.800 are they not married? Some of them aren't married. Yeah, 0:14:24.840 --> 0:14:26.760 that's funny. It is fun I never thought of that, 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:30.640 but yeah, we watched. We had to lay over. What 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:34.000 city was at Chicago? I don't know what happened. Somehow 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:36.720 we got on a connecting flight. First mistake, okay, we 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:39.040 got weight laid, but we were all traveling together. There's 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:40.360 a nice, big group of us, so it was like 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:42.200 I didn't even care about that because we were all together. 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:44.880 I thought, okay, fine, well this will be an economic trip. 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:47.760 So we had to lay over I think four hours. 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:49.840 They said the plane was going to be and we 0:14:49.840 --> 0:14:51.320 were like fun. But then they put us in a 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:53.360 private room in the lounge, you know, because of the 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:57.280 celebrity and Housewives of Dubai was premiering. Yeah, and we 0:14:57.360 --> 0:15:01.320 got tons of Starbucks snacks. So so you guys and 0:15:01.400 --> 0:15:04.040 showing me and we were I was like, oh, the 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:06.560 perfect opportunity for me. To get into this fucking show, 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:09.320 because honestly, the amount of people that air in my 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:12.520 life that watch The Housewives franchise, I feel like I'm 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:16.120 missing Alan on something culturally because you can't relate. I 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:18.800 can't believe you don't watch it. Because if Recap with 0:15:18.840 --> 0:15:22.160 You could be another podcast, like, it would be amazing, 0:15:23.720 --> 0:15:26.000 I know, and I do feel like when people are 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:28.440 talking about it, I'm like, funk, who's Felicia you know? 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:31.640 Or whatever? And even when I did I've done some 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:34.480 of the Housewives podcast and have had no idea that 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:37.200 they were housewives. Like my publicist will be like, oh, 0:15:37.200 --> 0:15:39.240 you should do this podcast. It's really popular to promote 0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:41.640 something whatever, and I'll go on and then I'm like, 0:15:42.120 --> 0:15:43.760 how do I know that woman? And They're like, well, 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:50.000 she's a real housewife like garcel I did Garcela do? 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:52.560 And then like she's on the Housewives. I was like, oh, 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:55.560 she was on the reel as well. Yeah, and I 0:15:55.600 --> 0:15:58.000 love her and she lives near me. To be fair, 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:00.720 she has had a lot of things she's for being 0:16:00.760 --> 0:16:03.960 a house yeah. And is she married Garcela? No? Oh? 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:06.640 Was she married to someone someone else? Yeah? And the 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:09.960 men are never featured well, New Jersey. The men kind 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:14.080 of like rule the school, like Frank and Melissa's husband 0:16:14.160 --> 0:16:16.720 Joe Gorga. And you know what I mean, do you 0:16:16.720 --> 0:16:20.240 watch it? I? You know what, I have watched only 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:26.840 two seasons's watching the Kardashians. She's re watching the Kardashians. 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:30.200 I did watch the Utah One though. The first season 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:32.480 of The Utah One, I was into that. Oh yeah, 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:34.680 that one was good. The second season is great. Yeah, 0:16:34.760 --> 0:16:37.080 my friend works on that show. That's a great franchise. 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:42.040 Anything moremon adjacent. But Dubai was a bomb. It was 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:44.840 not good. What's the word? So? I had subsequent episodes 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:47.680 of Dubaibe be any better. I haven't watched anymore that 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:49.640 that turned me off so bad. Like that room we 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:52.840 were sitting in, it might have carpeting, like a conference room. 0:16:52.880 --> 0:16:54.320 How many times I had to go to the bathroom. 0:16:54.400 --> 0:16:56.480 It was like a corporate conference room. But it was 0:16:56.520 --> 0:16:59.800 great to sit there instead of like covid Ali in 0:16:59.840 --> 0:17:02.680 the airport because we're with someone's faus. I was just 0:17:02.720 --> 0:17:06.040 telling Jackie about Jamie. Sorry, you can call me whatever 0:17:06.080 --> 0:17:08.919 you like, Jackie. I was just like Jamie about I 0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:12.200 got this laser don two weeks ago and I can't 0:17:12.200 --> 0:17:15.760 fill my chin because they whatever they did, I said, 0:17:15.760 --> 0:17:17.360 do a double dose because I was starting to get 0:17:17.359 --> 0:17:19.160 that little, a little bit of it. I was coming 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:21.720 down from my chin to my neck, and I said, 0:17:21.800 --> 0:17:23.920 just hit me hard with that because they were putting 0:17:23.920 --> 0:17:25.359 me under. So I was like, I don't care about 0:17:25.400 --> 0:17:28.480 the pain level, just fucking get that thing to tighten up. 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:31.679 And I haven't been able to feel my ships. They 0:17:31.800 --> 0:17:34.520 killed your nerves. I'm like, I went in after it 0:17:34.520 --> 0:17:36.520 and I was like, I can't feel anything in this area, 0:17:36.600 --> 0:17:39.800 and he's like, you won't for about three months, three years, 0:17:40.960 --> 0:17:43.800 I know, three years. Like my boobs, there's parts of 0:17:43.800 --> 0:17:46.159 it I don't feel. I had a reduction lift, just 0:17:46.240 --> 0:17:48.879 for everyone out there, and I there's areas of my 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:51.360 titty I can't feel. Well. You had a reduction lift, 0:17:51.359 --> 0:17:54.320 and interestingly enough, her boobs crew back. You guys, I 0:17:54.440 --> 0:17:57.160 just like to eat and they came all. But this 0:17:57.240 --> 0:17:59.399 is a phenomenon because you are not my first friend 0:17:59.520 --> 0:18:01.960 that has had boob reduction and had the boobs grow back. 0:18:02.960 --> 0:18:05.080 They see that would happened to me because I have 0:18:05.160 --> 0:18:07.639 a weird thing where like my boobs are like goldfish, 0:18:07.680 --> 0:18:10.320 Like if I lose weight, they stay the same size. 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:12.720 And if I gain weight, they get bigger. So it 0:18:12.880 --> 0:18:17.040 just is like, how is that growing? Uh? They grow 0:18:17.280 --> 0:18:22.040 to the size of their environment. Yeah, and they taste good. 0:18:22.080 --> 0:18:26.000 My kids live on the but look my body. I'm 0:18:26.000 --> 0:18:27.600 going to just show it in the camera. Can say 0:18:27.760 --> 0:18:29.760 like I have Like I don't gain it in my 0:18:29.880 --> 0:18:32.199 in my butt, in my legs, nothing. I gain it 0:18:32.280 --> 0:18:34.160 a little in the hip and all in the tip, 0:18:34.480 --> 0:18:36.520 all on the tip, all on the tip. I just 0:18:36.760 --> 0:18:38.679 I guess it's like because I guess getting a boob 0:18:38.720 --> 0:18:41.159 reduction is like a little bit like getting lightbo suction, 0:18:41.520 --> 0:18:43.920 because when you get those procedures, they have to tell 0:18:43.960 --> 0:18:46.760 you you cannot gain five pounds ever again. Otherwise it's 0:18:46.760 --> 0:18:48.760 going to go straight back to where you where you 0:18:48.840 --> 0:18:50.800 got it. Because I had lightbo done on my arms 0:18:50.840 --> 0:18:53.199 when I was in my twenties, and then it like 0:18:53.280 --> 0:18:55.320 on the back of my arms, you know, and then 0:18:55.320 --> 0:18:58.040 it came around the front like the fat and all right, wait, 0:18:58.080 --> 0:18:59.440 what the fund is it? And they're like, oh, it's 0:18:59.440 --> 0:19:02.000 trans positioning. Yeah, it needs a new place to live. 0:19:02.080 --> 0:19:04.199 To live, Well, you could have told me that in 0:19:04.240 --> 0:19:08.760 the first place. They're like cockroaches that, yeah, you can't 0:19:08.760 --> 0:19:12.040 get food production. You need specific instructions because it doesn't 0:19:12.040 --> 0:19:14.280 make any sense to take them off. You always have 0:19:14.320 --> 0:19:16.600 to go smaller than what you think to account for 0:19:16.720 --> 0:19:19.040 when you gain weight and they come back. The only 0:19:19.080 --> 0:19:22.200 positive is they're very buoyant, like because I got them lifted. 0:19:22.400 --> 0:19:25.320 They're like huge, but they're like they're high and tight, 0:19:25.440 --> 0:19:27.560 you know what I mean. They're like a twenty five 0:19:27.680 --> 0:19:30.280