Speaker 1: And we got double the fun for you. Today.
Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning and we got
Speaker 2: two classic second dates back back.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: People, people are really.
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Speaker 2: But a reminder, if you didn't watch Young Jeffrey's song
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Speaker 1: You're missing out, especially if you love Disney, like who doesn't.
Speaker 1: Are the Disney haters, Oh.
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Speaker 2: YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey, and we always start with
Speaker 2: the comment, what do you like Alexis?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Joshua Irwin said, I've listened for about nine years now,
Speaker 6: Brook and jeff you guys are awesome.
Speaker 1: Not you, Alexis, You're awful. I know Alexis doesn't like compliments.
Speaker 1: They didn't out of love. Yeah, they know me and
Speaker 1: I appreciate that, Joshua, I've never seen her so receptive. Compliment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's really good. Your double classic second dates start right now.
Speaker 5: If you end a sentence by saying quote not in
Speaker 5: a creepy way? Does that ever make it better?
Speaker 2: Why are you laughing, ladies, I'm not laughing in a
Speaker 2: creepy way.
Speaker 5: For example, I walked into a seven eleven and I
Speaker 5: looked at the hot dog case, not in a creepy way.
Speaker 2: That was a fine sentence before you kept talking the dog.
Speaker 5: And that's what one of our listeners did on the
Speaker 5: phone today while describing portions of his date. You tell
Speaker 5: us off him saying that makes it any better? In
Speaker 5: your second date update right after this second date update date.
Speaker 5: If you've ever gone fishing, rule number one is go
Speaker 5: where the.
Speaker 2: Fish are, usually some type of body of water.
Speaker 5: It's a good place to start.
Speaker 1: Fishing on dry land. No, not good.
Speaker 7: Before you start.
Speaker 4: Ja.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of people don't even put that first though.
Speaker 5: They're more worried about baiting their hook, polishing their lure,
Speaker 5: making it look all sexy with lipstick and body glitter.
Speaker 5: I just know. Our listener Colin said that his dating
Speaker 5: strategy is to go where the fish are, that's and
Speaker 5: apply lipstick later. Okay, so Colin, happy to have you.
Speaker 5: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: I'm so confused.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Colin's here to help.
Speaker 5: Yes, Colin you're the fishing expert. How you doing, dude?
Speaker 8: Hey doing? All right? Are you guys?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 7: So when you say, hey, Jeff, go attract the fish,
Speaker 7: you don't mean put lipstick on the lure.
Speaker 8: Right, I've never tried it. We'll put it those.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, you said you mentioned you want to go
Speaker 5: where the fish are when it comes to the dating world.
Speaker 5: What do you mean by that?
Speaker 8: You know, I am active in the dating community. We'll say,
Speaker 8: I like meeting a lot of ladies and taking risks.
Speaker 2: Okay, but where are you taking such risks?
Speaker 8: Am going out of my comfort zone? And I started
Speaker 8: going to bar classes.
Speaker 1: Like b A r R E Bar b A.
Speaker 7: R R E.
Speaker 5: Oh I thought it was bar. No, is there an
Speaker 5: accent over the e.
Speaker 1: It's just bar.
Speaker 2: But it's it's like it's kind of like pilates, but
Speaker 2: it's more of a dance background.
Speaker 1: My mom loves it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's an exercise class.
Speaker 5: Okay. It's mostly women that go to those. It not
Speaker 5: a lot of guys.
Speaker 1: Literally have never seen a dude in our class.
Speaker 8: Okay, it's where the ladies are.
Speaker 5: Okay. Well, as one of the only guys in the class,
Speaker 5: do you feel like the women there maybe respect you more.
Speaker 8: Well, I don't know if the women like respected me,
Speaker 8: they just laugh. I don't know. I got a little
Speaker 8: of both.
Speaker 2: I need to tell you, if you tell them that
Speaker 2: you're there to hit on other women, they're gonna kick
Speaker 2: you out.
Speaker 3: You didn't advertise that when you went no, no, you
Speaker 3: don't say the quiet part out loud, you know, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right? How did you parlay this bar
Speaker 1: class into a date?
Speaker 8: So one of the women I met was Clarice, and
Speaker 8: I was getting a lot of lass from her. I
Speaker 8: will be honest, I didn't even know what I was doing.
Speaker 8: Some of the stretches were it's a very you know,
Speaker 8: it's harder than anything. Yeah, but I tried to get
Speaker 8: on her same class schedule and basically anytime she was
Speaker 8: going to be class. You know, I can't believe you're here.
Speaker 1: How did you find something out like that?
Speaker 8: Trial in her?
Speaker 5: Okay, break into her cell phone. Eventually you'll get the
Speaker 5: pass work every Wednesday she's here.
Speaker 1: So you're putting some energy into meeting Clarice.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm in good shape now, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 7: You know, it's funny Brook shows up to work every day, Jeffrey,
Speaker 7: you know, gets a look.
Speaker 5: I know she's always coming into the studio the same
Speaker 5: time I'm coming into the studio. Okay, continue, So okay,
Speaker 5: you were so you were going to the same classes
Speaker 5: as Clarice was for many days many we How did
Speaker 5: that work?
Speaker 8: She didn't seem totally grossed out by me, so eventually
Speaker 8: disastered around and we went to an escape room together.
Speaker 5: Oh that's a unique day. You really got to be
Speaker 5: both into it.
Speaker 2: Just you too, But you can book it just you two,
Speaker 2: I'm assuming.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, it's fun. You know, it's we got out,
Speaker 8: you know, quicker than I thought we would. I mean,
Speaker 8: I saved most of the clues for us.
Speaker 5: We did.
Speaker 1: Did she to escape you the whole time?
Speaker 5: I want to solve the puzzles, if you know what
Speaker 5: I'm saying.
Speaker 8: We're having a good time. But also there's a camera
Speaker 8: in there, and you know.
Speaker 1: You can't, like you can't stand there when they start
Speaker 1: sending the clues.
Speaker 5: You're right, and it's competitive. You have a time limit too.
Speaker 5: But it is dark and like the lights are kind
Speaker 5: of like flickery and romantic inside the room, and that
Speaker 5: is not wrong.
Speaker 1: Empire one a helicopter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is like the Vinci code teamed or whatever,
Speaker 3: maybe not quite as romantic. So you guys escaped and
Speaker 3: then what then she stopped reaching out?
Speaker 5: You know, wait wait wait did.
Speaker 1: Shrieks or anything? Did she talk? That sounds like she
Speaker 1: escaped out a different exit than you.
Speaker 5: Exit?
Speaker 8: No? No, no, no, so like that they ended well, right
Speaker 8: we you know, guys in front of her seld clues
Speaker 8: in escape room, I was flectioning physically and mentally and everything,
Speaker 8: and I thought it was doing good. And now I'm
Speaker 8: you know, I'm not hearing back from her.
Speaker 5: Was there any romantic feeling after?
Speaker 1: This is a really good date for small talk.
Speaker 5: Were you able to establish some sort of romantic connection
Speaker 5: with her?
Speaker 8: It could be flirty, you know, looking for clues together
Speaker 8: like Doorley Explore, you know, like, oh, oh no, I
Speaker 8: dropped the magnifying glass over here.
Speaker 5: You know, I found one of the keys. But guess
Speaker 5: which pocket is? Most people don't think romance and or
Speaker 5: the Explorer for yourself.
Speaker 1: Have you not seen her at bar class?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 8: Not not lately I've been trying to, you know, figure
Speaker 8: out what classes she's going to and like not a
Speaker 8: creepy way.
Speaker 2: But like, and now she's I feel like anytime you
Speaker 2: say something and then follow it with not in a creepy.
Speaker 1: Way, it's always a creepy a little bit of a
Speaker 1: red flash.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's okay, because we're gonna come back and do
Speaker 5: your second date update, call her not in a creepy
Speaker 5: way and get you guys to go out with your
Speaker 5: second date update right after this hold on second date update.
Speaker 5: Some guys try to pick up women at the bar,
Speaker 5: but our listener Colin, he picks up women at the
Speaker 5: bar as in the exercise class geared towards women, and
Speaker 5: he was the only dude in there. Kept going to
Speaker 5: the same classes as a girl named Clarice, who he
Speaker 5: took a liking to. Clearly, those three pound weight lunge
Speaker 5: is impressed her because she agreed to a date with
Speaker 5: him at an escape room. Just the two of the do.
Speaker 1: Not make fun of those three pounds. You will be
Speaker 1: shaking and sweating, and.
Speaker 5: My god, I'm shaking in fear just thinking about it.
Speaker 5: But the two of them solved the puzzle together and
Speaker 5: that was basically it. Afterwards, she left, which brings me
Speaker 5: to my question, Because the one thing you didn't tell
Speaker 5: is Colin, was that supposed to be the entire date
Speaker 5: just the escape room? Like thirty minutes and then it
Speaker 5: was done?
Speaker 8: No, I'm not a psycho.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what was your plan?
Speaker 8: Obviously like activity and then like go to a bar
Speaker 8: or whatever?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 2: Am I the only one that feels like escape rooms
Speaker 2: sounds more fun after the drinks?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It does.
Speaker 5: So just to be clear, you did go to a
Speaker 5: bar afterwards or you didn't?
Speaker 8: No? No, so we were outside after the thing. I
Speaker 8: better effort, and she said she didn't have the time,
Speaker 8: which again early.
Speaker 2: Maybe she found out about your little bar ploy about
Speaker 2: showing up to the Oh that's right.
Speaker 5: Maybe she realized that you can ever know you figured
Speaker 5: out all her class schedules.
Speaker 8: So yeah, like it was a clue in the in
Speaker 8: the room or something.
Speaker 1: Yourl's talk and there's a lot of women in that class.
Speaker 5: Let's give Clarie a call here, see if she answers
Speaker 5: and hopefully figure out what's going on. I'm dialing her
Speaker 5: number right now here we go, Hello, Hey is this Clarice?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 5: This hey Clarice. My name is Jeff. There's a whole
Speaker 5: bunch of people on the phone right now. We're a
Speaker 5: radio show. Called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning the
Speaker 5: whole show.
Speaker 6: Okay, I like.
Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, Sorry, your phone is a little weird.
Speaker 8: Hello, there we go.
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't think phones are used to getting calls. No,
Speaker 5: can you go to the store and buy a new
Speaker 5: phone and then we'll call you back?
Speaker 6: Valid point, Valid point.
Speaker 1: I know if we could just do text messages all over.
Speaker 5: The ra Yeah, but we're doing a segment here. It's
Speaker 5: called the Second Date Update. We're trying to help one
Speaker 5: of our listeners get in touch with you after you
Speaker 5: went out on a date with him. His name is Colin.
Speaker 6: Yeah, actually, I do.
Speaker 1: You do what?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Okay, I didn't ask if you remembered him, but it's
Speaker 5: nice that you offered that up.
Speaker 1: She even seemed surprised.
Speaker 6: Good me, Like, you caught me off guard.
Speaker 1: We joke around a lot. It's not you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a painfully sarcastic person and everybody loves it.
Speaker 9: So here's what, Like, what do you want for me?
Speaker 5: Honestly, Well, we're trying to help call and figure out
Speaker 5: if there's a reason why you two haven't met up again,
Speaker 5: because he felt like you had a good connection. There
Speaker 5: weren't a lot of problems in the date, but we're
Speaker 5: not sure if that's true.
Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, so one like you're like you're asking me,
Speaker 6: like why I don't want to meet with him again
Speaker 6: or what or if.
Speaker 5: That's even the case. We don't know because all we
Speaker 5: know is that your guys' date ended after the escape room.
Speaker 5: It seemed to end pretty quickly here.
Speaker 6: Let me fill that up for you, because I'm not, like,
Speaker 6: I don't really have the time right now.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 5: Apparently that's what you said after the escape room too.
Speaker 6: So I laughed my purse in the escape room, and
Speaker 6: so like I went back in to like ask the
Speaker 6: person when you call him like sitting at the front
Speaker 6: door attendant. Okay, So like I wouldn't asked her, and
Speaker 6: like we were going to get it, and like she
Speaker 6: filled me in on what was really going on with him.
Speaker 1: Let me just say that, what why would she know?
Speaker 6: Well, because apparently he is not a new customer. She
Speaker 6: called him an escape room romeo.
Speaker 5: That sounds nice.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I didn't know what the cima.
Speaker 1: What does it mean?
Speaker 5: It sounds like someone who's really romantic and good with
Speaker 5: their words.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, color me uneducated because I'm pretty sure that
Speaker 6: play ended with him killing himself.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we know that didn't happen.
Speaker 8: So what I was.
Speaker 6: Told, right, And this is just what I was told,
Speaker 6: Like whatever, that it brings a lot of girls with
Speaker 6: the same like escape room. But he comes on like
Speaker 6: the weekends and like practices uh little puzzles right to.
Speaker 5: Solve it so quickly. What a waste of his money
Speaker 5: that he was able to He mentioned he was able
Speaker 5: to like solve everything really really quick.
Speaker 1: He also mentioned he was brain flexing. Do you remember that?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So wait, so you're saying that he practices these puzzles
Speaker 2: in escape rooms to show off to women.
Speaker 9: Yeah, exactly, And that makes me feel better than.
Speaker 5: One I did. We barely finished it and it was
Speaker 5: the easiest one and it was like an.
Speaker 1: Hour, So I was like, Wow, this guy's a genius.
Speaker 5: So you're jealous that you're not the first woman that
Speaker 5: he solved that puzzle with you turn off.
Speaker 1: He spends his weekends doing that there. He's trying to
Speaker 1: show off that he's smart.
Speaker 2: I mean, even if he's not doing it in a
Speaker 2: smart way, because at least he thinks that that's something
Speaker 2: that's important to you.
Speaker 4: That's a good.
Speaker 5: Point yes, you know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so like I don't know what to thing weak.
Speaker 5: I know who knows what you should think, and that's Colin,
Speaker 5: who's on the other line listening and wanting to talk
Speaker 5: to you right now.
Speaker 1: Important to note this is the first time he's done this,
Speaker 1: yes with our show.
Speaker 5: First time caller to the second date update, Colin, are
Speaker 5: you there?
Speaker 8: I am, Hello, high Cleary, I call it. Well, I'm
Speaker 8: a little embarrassed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 5: It's not every day you get called a Romeo.
Speaker 8: No, he I thought we had a good date. I
Speaker 8: don't know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, But the thing is is that, like according
Speaker 6: to your history, I'm not the first one like this
Speaker 6: is a game to you. I'm not trying to play games, what.
Speaker 8: I mean, it's an escape room that's always going to be.
Speaker 2: Listen, listen. I don't know that he's trying to play games.
Speaker 2: Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. But some people just
Speaker 2: like to go somewhere on a date where they're comfortable
Speaker 2: and they feel like they can be themselves. And maybe
Speaker 2: maybe he feels most of inside an escape room.
Speaker 6: No, he's doing this same exact room with like multiple women.
Speaker 5: Well, sure we think that, but he's.
Speaker 6: Trying to like pretend he's smart, Like I don't think
Speaker 6: he's smart.
Speaker 5: Well, none of us are really smart on this show.
Speaker 5: So I think I think he deserves credit just for
Speaker 5: even going through the effort of planning this for you.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 2: This big room of dummies thinks that he did.
Speaker 5: Okay, it's true. I mean most of the guys that
Speaker 5: we talked to don't plan anything at all, and he
Speaker 5: talked to me.
Speaker 1: He loves to take risks.
Speaker 5: Let doesn't happen a lot.
Speaker 1: Let alone memorize numeric codes. I shouldn't get out of it.
Speaker 6: So you guys don't think this is some type of
Speaker 6: like scam, because like he's running this sound.
Speaker 9: Other people scam.
Speaker 8: He's running a scam.
Speaker 5: He's paying for everything.
Speaker 1: Just sounds boring for him.
Speaker 8: He's just I think, lame. No dude, Like I'm there
Speaker 8: like at least twice a month, maybe every week. I
Speaker 8: bring women with me every time, and it's dope. It
Speaker 8: works all the time.
Speaker 1: Oh it works one time. You haven't had a second
Speaker 1: date with any of those women.
Speaker 8: That's a good point. I solved the tvesta. I should
Speaker 8: love to do it for it.
Speaker 5: Futility right there, This guy plans, he thinks things through,
Speaker 5: he can solve puzzles, he's humble.
Speaker 1: He's getting harder to defend for me.
Speaker 5: But I'm finding more and more reasons that you should
Speaker 5: give him another shot, Clarice, And if you do, we
Speaker 5: would pay for that second date.
Speaker 6: He made me feel dumb on the date.
Speaker 5: Why because he was solving the clues before. You don't
Speaker 5: let you solve some next time.
Speaker 6: He made me feel like I was an idiot for
Speaker 6: not knowing any of us.
Speaker 5: Saying, yeah, love makes idiots of us. All is a
Speaker 5: very famous quote. Look it up and it is, and
Speaker 5: it is, And I think it's worth another shot with
Speaker 5: a guy that's willing to go through all this effort
Speaker 5: for you. And he's giving that same effort to many
Speaker 5: many women. So it doesn't help you don't take it.
Speaker 5: Someone else definitely will.
Speaker 1: That is not the offer you think it is.
Speaker 5: Well, that's the best I can do, so all right?
Speaker 6: Can I just say fine? And as long as I
Speaker 6: get a confirmation that he hasn't solved it before we
Speaker 6: go in thereould.
Speaker 5: You want to do another escape room? You just said
Speaker 5: it made me feel stupid.
Speaker 1: No, she wants to beat him. She's going to prove
Speaker 1: a point.
Speaker 8: All right, I'm down.
Speaker 5: Oh damn, it's a successful second date. We're hooking you.
Speaker 1: Two of calling made that guy feel like a dummy
Speaker 1: on that date.
Speaker 5: Now let's escape them and hang out, all right, Bye.
Speaker 4: Bye freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: You know what we never talked about in that second
Speaker 5: date update, how he kept planning to run into her
Speaker 5: at that exercise class went out and.
Speaker 1: We were trying to give him a chance to like
Speaker 1: get a date, right, But.
Speaker 5: That's how we met her. Plus then we found out
Speaker 5: he planned the escape room. I mean, this guy is
Speaker 5: a great planner.
Speaker 2: He's when you put all those things together.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking maybe her goat was right, she shouldn't have
Speaker 1: gone out.
Speaker 5: Really, I'm thinking, brook you should hire him as your assistant.
Speaker 5: This guy has followed through. He could probably even paint
Speaker 5: the signs for your next protest.
Speaker 1: He probably already knows who my schedule is.
Speaker 2: Jeffrey, Yeah, I know, if you're listening, just show up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, make Brooks sign down with schools, down with people.
Speaker 5: We get it, Brooke, you have a lot of causes
Speaker 5: food teachers. Well, you need that assistant.
Speaker 1: I hate well.
Speaker 5: Anyway, I hope that we do get another update from
Speaker 5: that couple so we can finally learn once and for
Speaker 5: all who's the smarter one between them and the Yeah, it.
Speaker 2: Always works out well when we have intelligence battles on
Speaker 2: this show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so bring your intelligence on and we can try
Speaker 5: and help you with your dating life. We'll call that
Speaker 5: person who's not calling you back. Go check out all
Speaker 5: of our second dates wherever you get your podcasts at
Speaker 5: Brook and.
Speaker 4: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: What do you do if you walk up to a
Speaker 5: customer service counter and realize the employee standing behind it
Speaker 5: is the person of your dreams? Wow, this is the
Speaker 5: best ice cream shop ever. It's near me. It's easy, jeff.
Speaker 1: You're in.
Speaker 5: I zip up my jacket so I look more professional.
Speaker 1: I don't believe you.
Speaker 5: I don't belie what I do. Okay, all the way
Speaker 5: up right up to the next but I could get Yeah,
Speaker 5: the guy on the phone today was braver than me.
Speaker 5: He went for it and asked her out on a date.
Speaker 5: Turned it into a great time. But why isn't she
Speaker 5: calling back? We're gonna try and find out when we
Speaker 5: do your second date update. Now I'm ready.
Speaker 1: For that was definitely down quick.
Speaker 5: It's casual. It's right after this second date update, Brooke.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna ask you a question, and I think I
Speaker 5: already know the answer. But has a guy ever tried
Speaker 5: to hit on you while you're working?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, and so many different events in my life.
Speaker 5: I'm not talking about the homeless guys asking for a
Speaker 5: free cookie at the burger bar. I mean like a
Speaker 5: normal customer trying to game you down on the job.
Speaker 2: On the job, Yes, people have absolutely hit on me,
Speaker 2: and some of it has been very inappropriate behavior.
Speaker 5: Let you know, Yeah, those are the ones that you
Speaker 5: love the best. I would think it's hard to do
Speaker 5: to get a girl to say yes while she's in
Speaker 5: the middle of working, but one of our listeners says
Speaker 5: he managed to pull it off, and his name is Marshall.
Speaker 5: Needs a little bit of help today, Marshall, Welcome to
Speaker 5: the show.
Speaker 7: Hey, how are you guys today?
Speaker 2: Are you like one of those truck drivers when I
Speaker 2: worked at Burger Heaven that would come up to the
Speaker 2: window and then they would say, you go pretty us.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't think we don't need to hear the story
Speaker 5: about how you lost your virginity again. Let's go back
Speaker 5: to Marshall. Marshall, tell us about where you met a
Speaker 5: woman while she was working. Where did that happen?
Speaker 7: Oh, well, you know the little backstory. I travel all
Speaker 7: around the country or business.
Speaker 5: I'm oh, god, you are a long haul.
Speaker 9: I knew nothing like.
Speaker 8: That, nothing like that.
Speaker 7: I fly. I do a lot of flying. And a
Speaker 7: while back, I fly in a town and I go
Speaker 7: up to get my rental car and wow, the the
Speaker 7: young lady behind the rental car kiosk thing there. Her
Speaker 7: name was some Mantha, not Sam, not Sammy, some Mantha.
Speaker 7: Impt It's fit her whole look. She was so impeccably
Speaker 7: dressed in her little uniform.
Speaker 1: She was impeccably dressed in like a green polo.
Speaker 7: Yeah, a nice like a soup kind of thing on,
Speaker 7: and very professional, very attractive. I'm starting to do the
Speaker 7: transaction and she's trying to push the insurance on me,
Speaker 7: and I'm like, come on, it's a manta. I don't
Speaker 7: need the insurance. What part of town do you think
Speaker 7: I'm going to be driving through here?
Speaker 1: I don't get the insurance.
Speaker 2: If you pay on your credit card, your credit card
Speaker 2: often has rental card insurance.
Speaker 7: Just a hot exactly there's all kinds of things like that.
Speaker 7: But you know, she's doing her job and I'm making
Speaker 7: her laugh, and you know, we're having a nice conversation. Fortunately,
Speaker 7: there really wasn't anybody else around. It wasn't like it
Speaker 7: was busy, so we had time to talk and everything.
Speaker 7: But we were really really hitting it off.
Speaker 2: That's pretty wild, because she deals with people all day long, Like,
Speaker 2: could you tell there was a difference between her just
Speaker 2: being nice and so she has to talk.
Speaker 5: I feel like with the insurance line, she may have
Speaker 5: been hitting on you. I don't think they offer that
Speaker 5: to all the customers the hot one. So clearly whatever
Speaker 5: you were saying was working on her or you thought
Speaker 5: it was. Well, I'm assuming that a date came out
Speaker 5: of it.
Speaker 7: Well yeah, Well, you know, you can tell when someone's
Speaker 7: just being professionally nice and there seems to be something else,
Speaker 7: and it looked like we were really hitting it off.
Speaker 7: So I told her, I'm like, look, I'm just going
Speaker 7: to be here for two days. Not to be too forward,
Speaker 7: but i'd really like to take you out for dinner
Speaker 7: tonight if you were available.
Speaker 2: Okay, likes to get the job.
Speaker 5: What did she say?
Speaker 7: Well, she agreed to it.
Speaker 1: Oh cute.
Speaker 5: You weren't mistaken.
Speaker 7: She was good job exactly, So I took her. It
Speaker 7: was one of those chain It was like an Applebee's
Speaker 7: or something.
Speaker 1: I don't even know something the airport, well, no, it.
Speaker 7: Was a little bit away from there and everything. And
Speaker 7: I don't need to go to a fancy place to
Speaker 7: have a good time or anything like that. Is I
Speaker 7: just wanted to enjoy your company.
Speaker 5: Okay, how was it.
Speaker 7: We had a nice dinner and we talked and for
Speaker 7: such a stunningly beautiful woman, she was very down to
Speaker 7: earth and she was talking to me how she was
Speaker 7: like in the process of developing and planning and putting
Speaker 7: all together. She wants to open up her own hair
Speaker 7: salon and then build it into a chain. She was
Speaker 7: a very very impressive person.
Speaker 5: I love that bro.
Speaker 1: So this all sounds so good.
Speaker 7: She definitely she is.
Speaker 8: So we ended that night.
Speaker 7: You know, I'm I'm a very respectful guy. I didn't try,
Speaker 7: you know, moving in too fast on her. So this
Speaker 7: gave her a little hug. Said, you know, it was
Speaker 7: a pleasure going out with you tonight. If I'm back
Speaker 7: in the area, can I give you a call? And
Speaker 7: she said sure, No problem.
Speaker 1: Do you travel to her area a lot for business?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, all the time.
Speaker 1: That's convenient, and that's the thing.
Speaker 7: So a couple of weeks later, I'm back in town
Speaker 7: and I tested her a few more times. She didn't
Speaker 7: get back to me. I called her a few more
Speaker 7: times straight the voicemail. So I don't know what's going
Speaker 7: on with her.
Speaker 1: I mean a lot to react.
Speaker 5: If you travel there all the time, do you typically
Speaker 5: hit on women at the rental car places? Maybe you
Speaker 5: have a reputation around like the rental registry.
Speaker 7: It's not like I was flagged or anything.
Speaker 5: Okay, Samantha, you said she was special. There's a reason
Speaker 5: that you really focused in on her.
Speaker 7: Well, first, obviously, let's be honest, the physical looks of
Speaker 7: her were stunning.
Speaker 5: Yeah you've mentioned that three or four times.
Speaker 7: Really, well, yeah, she's absolutely gorgeous. But what was really
Speaker 7: attractive about her was she was focused on building a
Speaker 7: business and it just seemed like somebody that, you know,
Speaker 7: I could really relate to because you know, that's type
Speaker 7: of my business too in a way. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 7: you know, I would date more, but I'm like never
Speaker 7: in one place for more than a couple of days.
Speaker 7: But you know, with her circumstance, it just seems she
Speaker 7: just there was something about her. So I was like,
Speaker 7: you know what, let me move forward with this and
Speaker 7: see what happened into hair.
Speaker 2: Maybe if you give herself a bad haircut and she's
Speaker 2: waiting it out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, or maybe she's looking for something that's more like
Speaker 5: in one place, firmly and solid. But that doesn't mean
Speaker 5: there's not hope. We're gonna come back and try to.
Speaker 8: Come I.
Speaker 1: Was gonna say, Rico saves.
Speaker 5: Okay, whatever you Rico, suave your hurts, hunk, We're gonna
Speaker 5: make it happen with your second date update. Right after
Speaker 5: this second date update, after you rent a car, you're
Speaker 5: supposed to return the keys to the vehicle, yes, but
Speaker 5: our listener Marshall didn't just do that. He handed over
Speaker 5: the keys to his heart.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey, that's the jaglight for a rental. It's so cute, but.
Speaker 5: We're in the middle part where it's a little bit
Speaker 5: confusing because he didn't get those keys back. After we
Speaker 5: hit it off with the cute rens a car girl
Speaker 5: named Samantha oh Man, not Sammy, not sam This was
Speaker 5: important to him.
Speaker 1: Samantha oh yeah, and she's stunning.
Speaker 5: Stunning, so stunning that, even though he was only in
Speaker 5: town for a couple of days, he asked her out,
Speaker 5: took her to dinner, and said he'd love to see
Speaker 5: her again as soon as he flies back. But that
Speaker 5: second meetup hasn't happened, and Marshall doesn't know why. So, Brooke,
Speaker 5: what's your theory. Why isn't this happening yet?
Speaker 1: I think it's just because you're in two different cities.
Speaker 2: Like even though you visit, like, she has her own life,
Speaker 2: her own world, you know who knows, like she got
Speaker 2: back together.
Speaker 1: With an X or she's off the dating market totally.
Speaker 5: It's a good point, Marshall, Are you willing to move
Speaker 5: right now just.
Speaker 7: For her for a second date?
Speaker 1: I don't think she'd want that.
Speaker 5: Well, that seems to be Brook's main concern that I'm
Speaker 5: just wow.
Speaker 7: I'm there every couple of weeks. It's al much like
Speaker 7: I did move there. Yeah, I bet your hotel like
Speaker 7: all knows your name.
Speaker 5: Okay, and that is more than Brook hangs out with
Speaker 5: her husband now. So maybe this is good in a relationship.
Speaker 5: But let's find out. I'd love to talk to this
Speaker 5: Samantha woman see if she say sounds as beautiful as
Speaker 5: she looks.
Speaker 1: I feel like we don't sound as ugly as we look.
Speaker 5: I'm going to as soon as she picks up the phone.
Speaker 5: If she does, just give us the numbers your to ten,
Speaker 5: Jeff Let's see if she answers and hopefully figure out
Speaker 5: what's going on. I'm dialing her number right now. Here
Speaker 5: we go.
Speaker 3: Hello, I was going nine point five out there.
Speaker 5: Okay, Samantha, is this Samantha?
Speaker 1: Yeah, messing around?
Speaker 5: You were a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 5: in the morning. Good morning. We would love to welcome
Speaker 5: you into our arms. Arms jump in here where our
Speaker 5: arms are. Happened to you the nine point five? It
Speaker 5: threw me off my game.
Speaker 9: Okay, I guess that's cool out on the radio.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're on the radio because we're doing a segment
Speaker 5: here called a second Date Update with one of our
Speaker 5: listeners named Marshall, who apparently you got to know pretty
Speaker 5: well the other day.
Speaker 9: Oh that was actually a few weeks ago. He reached
Speaker 9: out to you.
Speaker 10: Guys.
Speaker 5: Well, it's your fault because apparently you left quite the
Speaker 5: impression when you two met at the rent a car place.
Speaker 2: Pretty pants Seriously, this guy could not stop talking about
Speaker 2: how amazing you are in every way.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, he had nice things to say.
Speaker 9: Okay, that's nice, I guess.
Speaker 1: You guess doesn't sound like.
Speaker 5: Nice. Is a good start. We were hoping to get
Speaker 5: a little bit more from you to figure out if
Speaker 5: there was a chance maybe you and Marshall were going
Speaker 5: to see each other again. What are your thoughts on that?
Speaker 10: Honestly, I just really kind of like get asked out
Speaker 10: kind of often.
Speaker 5: You know, is that the problem? You go out on
Speaker 5: too many dates and you're just keeping your options open?
Speaker 10: Oh see, it's not even that because I usually don't
Speaker 10: even like say yes very much. But good, interestingly enough,
Speaker 10: like Marshall, I checked him out. He was like really
Speaker 10: well dressed and.
Speaker 9: He had to really nice sent to him. You know.
Speaker 9: I don't know if it was an Armani or something,
Speaker 9: but it smelt really good.
Speaker 2: Okay, so wait he was like special and you said
Speaker 2: yes to him, Like yeah.
Speaker 10: He like sit out to me, and the way he like,
Speaker 10: you know, held himself so great.
Speaker 5: Positive review, Like why won't you see him at least
Speaker 5: one more time?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 10: Because like I dressed up for this whole thing and
Speaker 10: he took me on some like kids high school date.
Speaker 4: You know, wait, what where'd you guys go?
Speaker 2: He said that, he said it was like a chain
Speaker 2: restaurant that he took you to.
Speaker 10: Is that?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I just wasn't impressed, Like it just really wasn't engaging.
Speaker 2: One he's not from your town, and two like he
Speaker 2: was only there for two days, Like it's just a
Speaker 2: quick date. Like it doesn't mean that he didn't have
Speaker 2: an amazing time.
Speaker 1: You always look up the menu in place before.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, but you know, what was a first date.
Speaker 10: It leaves the first impression. And if you're trying to
Speaker 10: impress a woman, especially like you know, I'm kind of
Speaker 10: more high standards just so that I have so much
Speaker 10: plan for myself and my future.
Speaker 9: It just didn't impress me.
Speaker 10: It didn't give me like the feeling that he really
Speaker 10: saw my value and how he spoke so highly of you.
Speaker 5: He was like, proud of you. I'm proud of you,
Speaker 5: mean because.
Speaker 2: Of him rights to a fast forward burger place and
Speaker 2: the guy brought coupons.
Speaker 1: I still ended up dating him for like six months.
Speaker 5: But not all women are like you Brook. Some women
Speaker 5: have standards like Samanthas So what you're saying. If I'm
Speaker 5: understanding what you're saying, he didn't put enough effort into
Speaker 5: the place that he chose for your date, so you
Speaker 5: read him as a low value person.
Speaker 9: I mean, and when you weren't like that doesn't sound
Speaker 9: so great.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know what this says about his value
Speaker 5: going through a radio station to get this done. But
Speaker 5: he is on the other line listening right now and
Speaker 5: wanting to speak to you.
Speaker 9: No, Oh, I was not aware of that. I was
Speaker 9: not told this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I purpose.
Speaker 5: I'm sure you'd tell us if you knew. But he's there.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Hi, Samantha. Honestly, like I was telling you, I'm
Speaker 7: like going one hundred miles an hour all the time,
Speaker 7: I didn't really have any time to like make fancy
Speaker 7: reservations at a really nice place, and I didn't even
Speaker 7: cross my mind at the place you went to wasn't
Speaker 7: really acceptable to you.
Speaker 9: I appreciate you saying that, but it really came off
Speaker 9: as cheap.
Speaker 7: Marshall.
Speaker 1: Marshall's pretty direct guy. Maybe that's what he wanted to hear.
Speaker 8: Samantha.
Speaker 7: Are you like you're saying that you didn't like the
Speaker 7: Manzarella sticks fancy?
Speaker 5: That is kind of fancy.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's string cheese fried.
Speaker 9: No, old Marshall, I'm not a kid.
Speaker 7: Well, Samantha is, there's probably something you should know. I
Speaker 7: did not bring this up, but oh, some years ago,
Speaker 7: I was able to swing a very very lucrative deal.
Speaker 7: I basically, you know, created the eBay of Germany and
Speaker 7: did really, really really well with it.
Speaker 9: So you really didn't mention anything like that while we
Speaker 9: were eating.
Speaker 8: Well, I mean, that's all I do.
Speaker 7: All day is talk business and things like that, and
Speaker 7: I didn't want to do that with you, and I
Speaker 7: wanted to learn about you. It didn't matter to me
Speaker 7: where we were eating.
Speaker 1: Actually kind of sweet when it says.
Speaker 9: So we're adults, Marshal, and where I spend my time
Speaker 9: and my future is very important to know.
Speaker 7: Well, I wanted you to like me for me, and
Speaker 7: not because I'm worth multimillions of dollars multi millions. He
Speaker 7: just worked out the way it should have.
Speaker 10: Wait, hold on, did you say multi multi meaning like
Speaker 10: a lot multi million?
Speaker 5: Well, Samantha isn't shallow and doesn't care about stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Reject that's what he brought it up.
Speaker 5: He didn't bring it up because he is Samantha, you're
Speaker 5: not going to change your mind about a guy just
Speaker 5: because he's a multi millionaire.
Speaker 10: I mean no, but he's been very sweet this whole time,
Speaker 10: even in like my wrong opinions of him.
Speaker 1: Oh, she admitted she was wrong.
Speaker 5: All of a sudden. Now his sweetness comes to comes
Speaker 5: to like, man, I want to google your net worth.
Speaker 2: It feels Marshall is okay with that though, because like,
Speaker 2: why would Marshall, why would you bring it up if
Speaker 2: you didn't.
Speaker 7: You know, Well, she wasn't interested with me when we
Speaker 7: went to the basic chain restaurant, So I just want
Speaker 7: her to know that she's really missing on Marshall.
Speaker 5: That's so caddy of you. I love it me too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, does appreciate Montrell sticks deserves.
Speaker 5: Multimillionaire clap back.
Speaker 1: Hold on, So now you're not interested anymore?
Speaker 9: Marshall, Yeah, you were calling for a second date.
Speaker 5: No, well, Samantha, you just said that you weren't interested
Speaker 5: because he doesn't value enough. Yeah, that you both aren't interested.
Speaker 9: Well, he just in his actions he didn't show me that.
Speaker 10: But now he said he's capable of showing me that.
Speaker 5: Well, it sounds to me like Samantha has had a
Speaker 5: one eighty is now on board one hundred percent.
Speaker 9: Yeah, he definitely changed my mind.
Speaker 5: Wow, all right, well that's a yes from Samantha Marshall.
Speaker 5: We are going to send you guys out on another
Speaker 5: date and we're going to pay for that. Not that
Speaker 5: you need it, but we'll do it.
Speaker 7: No, I don't like the back tedling. I'm not interested.
Speaker 8: Guys. Thank you.
Speaker 5: We just did all of this convincing for you.
Speaker 7: You know you, guys, you really did help me quite
Speaker 7: a bit because you were able to get out the
Speaker 7: real Samantha and that really help me make this decision.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, kicking yourself, Samantha.
Speaker 5: Is the real Samantha. Want to say anything back to that?
Speaker 10: No, it's fine because you'll never find out what I'm
Speaker 10: really worth anyway.
Speaker 5: Oh you're a secret multimillionaire to Baire.
Speaker 1: Textboard is blowing up. People Wantonaire on the text board.
Speaker 5: We have to get in line behind us.
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: You know what disgusts me?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that came out strong.
Speaker 5: When guys talk about how rich they are just so
Speaker 5: that they can get what they want. That's why I
Speaker 5: liked Marshall. He just threw out his multi millions to
Speaker 5: prove a point at anything. You're right, you really did.
Speaker 2: I'm sure he's not going to be hitting us up
Speaker 2: for any of the numbers, said. We're getting on the
Speaker 2: textboard right now.
Speaker 5: So Brooke made a point.
Speaker 7: Do we know he's really rich or he just said
Speaker 7: that because it sounded amazing.
Speaker 5: It might be. But what's funny is we taped that
Speaker 5: a few days ago, and Marshall sent us an email
Speaker 5: to our producer saying that she immediately texted him after
Speaker 5: the call saying she was sorry, asking when he got
Speaker 5: back in town next so they could hang out. That's awful.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it's so funny, it really is.
Speaker 5: I mean, you think everyone's on a stereotype and then
Speaker 5: one person does that. Yeah, to her credit, it's not
Speaker 5: often you meet a multi millionaire walking into Avis every
Speaker 5: single day.
Speaker 1: We don't think he is exactly.
Speaker 5: But it doesn't matter what your income is, multi millionaire
Speaker 5: or totally bankrupt. We can help you with your dating life.
Speaker 5: Email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling
Speaker 5: you back and go check out all of our second
Speaker 5: dates wherever you get your podcasts at Brooke and Jeffrey