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Speaker 1: My in laws are forcing my moms to pick who

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Speaker 2: Am I the asshole for not liking that?

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Speaker 3: Hell? No, we got two moms.

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Speaker 4: Rock that rock that you got, You got both moms

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Speaker 4: sort of real mom.

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Speaker 2: Double the mom, double the dog.

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Speaker 4: Double the dong, says producer Riley. Double the negative dong,

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Speaker 4: negative doung, double the dome, double the dome. I don't

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Speaker 4: know if they're given dome.

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Speaker 3: I don't think they're giving do well to each other.

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Speaker 2: Actually that's true. Yeah, they're getting a lot of dome

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Speaker 2: to each other, a lot. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I twenty four female have two moms. Flex they're parents

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Speaker 1: of me and my four younger siblings. I'm equally close

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Speaker 1: to both my moms, and when I got engaged, I

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Speaker 1: asked them both to walk me down the aisle. He

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Speaker 1: also wanted to do a mom daughter dance with each

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Speaker 1: of them. My fiance is on board and said he

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Speaker 1: would ask to dance with his mom. But when we

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Speaker 1: brought this up to his parents, they protested, if we're

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Speaker 1: meant to be doing these dances at the same time,

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Speaker 1: it will look bad if I dance twice while he

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Speaker 1: only dances once. My fiance said he could always dance

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Speaker 1: with his dad if he was willing, and that was

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Speaker 1: a firm No, why does it matter why it's cute, John,

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Speaker 1: because it will be uneven.

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Speaker 2: O is a evil number.

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Speaker 3: These people give me migrants sometimes.

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Speaker 1: So then he said he could always dance with a sister,

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Speaker 4: More like a dad to me and pick that mom

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Speaker 4: to dance with. Just just cut your mom. Cut the

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Speaker 4: top half of one mom and the bottom half the other,

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Speaker 4: put him together and dance with that.

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Speaker 1: One of those saw things of the magicians saw your

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Speaker 3: One mom and mom number one's.

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Speaker 1: Mom with a better ass goes in the bottom. Mom

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Speaker 1: then you have super mom.

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Speaker 4: Gosh, dang it, that's that's the solution that my good mind.

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Speaker 2: The swap moms halfway through the dance idea.

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Speaker 4: If it's like done in a fun way, but like

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Speaker 4: it's just one dance, like.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it does it really doesn't matter about. I

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Speaker 4: It could it could be cool if it's like a

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Speaker 4: fun like orchestration, like like a but like.

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Speaker 3: A switch up in the song but up hey, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Exactly, and then she like spins one mom off and

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Speaker 4: But like the vibe that they're giving it like it's

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Speaker 4: just not you know, yeah, they've given some phobic vibes

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Speaker 4: right now. My fiance said his parents were crazy and

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Speaker 4: it was an insulting thing to imply one of my

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Speaker 2: Of the household. He pointed out, my siblings and I

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Speaker 1: I told them it would be sweet to see my

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Speaker 1: would make things even. Mother in law said, I was

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Speaker 1: you're not making a good impression as a mother in law. True,

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Speaker 1: my fiance told his parents, and they were the unreasonable ones.

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Speaker 1: And after that disagreement, he asked his sister for a

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Speaker 1: to show them up in some way. They claim yet

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Speaker 1: again that I could dance with both moms, but should

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Speaker 1: much like homophobia is at play, and maybe not entirely

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Speaker 1: because I have two moms, but because such a big

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Speaker 3: Wow? Wow? Wow? Wow?

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Speaker 4: How can she be homophobic? Her daughter and laws moms

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Speaker 2: True?

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Speaker 3: My god?

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Speaker 4: Also this, I think we talked about this a few

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Speaker 4: episodes ago, but there was the whole Island boys like

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Speaker 4: kissing each other thing?

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Speaker 2: Did they kiss each other? Did they blow each other.

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Speaker 3: I think they I think they went that far.

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Speaker 4: I think they're at that level the actually but and

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Speaker 3: In fact check if I'm wrong.

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Speaker 4: But Andrew Schultz had this really funny angle where he's like,

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Speaker 4: America is so fucking crazy that they care more about

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Speaker 4: they're more homophobic, and they care more about the two

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Speaker 4: I would not blow my twin, John. It's an age

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Speaker 2: You know, I see there's a picture of them kissing

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Speaker 3: I don't know if the BJ has been proven, But

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Speaker 4: I bet they've made a lot of money and spent

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Speaker 1: Island Boys head video a controversial viral video posted by

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Speaker 1: twin brothers Island Boys, in which it appears fly Soldier

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Speaker 1: is receiving oral sex from Kodiak cred. However, it was

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Speaker 1: not actually his penis, but a popsicle or a carrot.

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Speaker 1: Apparently it was gay incest baits.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, gosh, darn, you really fool this.

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Speaker 2: Stu Peter says this is the work of Satan. They

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Speaker 2: are possessed by demons.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Fuck.

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Speaker 1: So I don't think opus day hole for wanting to

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Speaker 1: dance with both or moms. And also it's their wedding.

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Speaker 1: They can do whatever they want. Oh, it's just pisses

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Speaker 4: Yeah, which which one? Which one are we talking about?

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Speaker 4: Why are they blowing each other? They're the a hiles. Oh,

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Speaker 4: they're just sucking on a carrot. They're getting they're getting vitamins,

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Speaker 4: they're promoting they're just promoting nutrition.

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Speaker 2: Late stage Internet, man.

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Speaker 3: Late stage Internet.

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Speaker 2: We're here, stage Internet. We're here, baby. But let us

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Speaker 2: know if you know, like, oh, he's the a hole

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Speaker 2: or someone.

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Speaker 3: Let me put you out your mystery.

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Speaker 1: Now see you guys next day, kill me, editors, kill me,

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Speaker 1: chez the end.

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Speaker 3: There we go.

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Speaker 4: Today, I fed up by calling a nice guy a pervert.

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Speaker 2: But if he's a nice guy, how can he be

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Speaker 2: a nice guy, nice guy.

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Speaker 4: I'm so nice that I'll terrorize you. It's so nice

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Speaker 4: that I'm an inceell that's right. Yeah, only then nicest

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Speaker 2: Yes, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: Everyone else is voluntarily celibates, so me, I am involuntary.

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Speaker 4: This happened yesterday. I, thirty one female, was in a

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Speaker 4: grocery store parking lot after doing some shopping, and I

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Speaker 1: That sounds like a regularly, regularly scheduled groceries shopping.

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Speaker 4: And nothing, nothing's going to go wrong, to work perfectly,

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Speaker 4: it's fine. Yes, I had one earphone in and was

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Speaker 4: favorite podcasts, is It ok is it the okop shows?

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Speaker 4: You know there is actually no other podcast. This is

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Speaker 4: the first and only podcast TIPTRS ever created. As I

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Speaker 4: tell me what you really think, buddy?

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Speaker 1: Like, wait, this is op a man or a woman?

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Speaker 1: A woman thirty one, female thirty one? Another blot twist?

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Speaker 1: What breasts do you to speak of? He yelled us

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Speaker 1: as he rode past me, smiling like a fricking animal.

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Speaker 1: My god, heard a cat call him. But this is

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Speaker 1: just like it's like a It's just like so straight

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Speaker 2: It's like, nice, breasts, let me enter your vagina. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: At least like if you're gonna be terrible and cat

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Speaker 4: I actually had a friend who used to do I

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Speaker 4: can't remember what the exact style of poem is called,

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Speaker 2: And he gave it to you, and then John and

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, Now I was caught really off guard by this,

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Speaker 4: so I yelled back, you're disgusting.

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Speaker 4: He glanced back at me with a really confused look

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Speaker 4: and mumbled something like what the hell. I realized about

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Speaker 4: three seconds later what he actually said.

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Speaker 3: Was a nice dress.

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Speaker 2: It's still kind of weird.

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Speaker 3: I was.

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Speaker 4: I was wearing a long, colorful maxi dress that really

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Speaker 4: stood out. I immediately felt like an idiot, and I

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Speaker 4: still cringe just thinking about it.

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Speaker 3: Oops. Sorry, bye guy.

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Speaker 2: Bite guy was just trying to comment on your fashion.

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Speaker 3: You know it's looking good. Look at you. She was

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Speaker 3: listening to okop.

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Speaker 1: She was so enthralled that she couldn't afford to uh

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Speaker 4: We couldn't pull away, she couldn't pull away. And there's

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Speaker 4: a final edit. Wow, so many people missing the point here.

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Speaker 4: I don't think he was a creep for giving me

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Speaker 4: a compliment. I misheard what he said. That was the

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Speaker 4: whole point of the post. Laugh my big fat ass off.

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Speaker 2: I am