Speaker 1: It's time to Catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1: Christine is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1: She's been with her boyfriend Jason for four years and
Speaker 1: now she thinks something might be going on, so we'll
Speaker 1: see if we can help her out. Christine, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: in that situation, but tell us about it. Why do
Speaker 1: you think Jason's cheating?
Speaker 2: Jason never seems seemed like the cheating type. You know,
Speaker 2: He's always been like super considerate and loving, and he's
Speaker 2: just like this sappy, big hearted, puppy kind of guy.
Speaker 2: And I swear, I'm like not being mean, but I'm
Speaker 2: just not sure how you'd even know how to cheat.
Speaker 3: Those are the ones that because they hide behind their
Speaker 3: puppy doctor.
Speaker 1: Sorry not to it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think so. But the reason I
Speaker 2: emailed is that I, you know, I do like the money,
Speaker 2: like the quote unquote book keeping in our relationship, and
Speaker 2: I was looking at his bank statements and I noticed
Speaker 2: these charges of like at least once a week he
Speaker 2: charges a.
Speaker 4: Hotel room and it's usually the same hotel, and it's.
Speaker 5: Like for one night, and you know, the dates that
Speaker 5: he gets the.
Speaker 4: Room is like the same.
Speaker 5: Nights that he goes to.
Speaker 2: Play this like tabletop game with his friends and like
Speaker 2: they you know, play with like mini figurines and stuff
Speaker 2: like that, which is why I think he doesn't.
Speaker 4: Know how to cheat. And so he always says that
Speaker 4: he's going to his friends.
Speaker 5: And he doesn't say, hey, I'm going to go to
Speaker 5: a hotel. And so I waited till the next time.
Speaker 2: He was going to his friend's house, and then sure enough,
Speaker 2: there was a charge for a hotel that day, and like,
Speaker 2: you know, I don't want.
Speaker 4: To think that that's what it is, because he could have,
Speaker 4: like I just I feel like I know him.
Speaker 2: I feel like you could have a perfectly good reason
Speaker 2: for this, but I'm just scared to ask. And I'm
Speaker 2: honestly terrified to ask. And yeah, I'm just you know,
Speaker 2: like there's never been one time where I thought that
Speaker 2: he could cheat.
Speaker 5: So the hotel charges and him.
Speaker 2: Lying about going to his friends is just it's like sketchy.
Speaker 2: It's like something in my gut is just like pay
Speaker 2: attention to this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't feel very smart though, like on his
Speaker 3: on his part, like if he really is, because he
Speaker 3: knows that you're the person that's doing all the money,
Speaker 3: the bookkeeping. If so he knows that you're going to
Speaker 3: see those charges, so that that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: I agree, And he is he's kind of like book smart,
Speaker 2: you know, but I don't know that he is.
Speaker 5: A less street smart. How did he get you just
Speaker 5: kidding it? Because he's hot? Because he's hot, and I
Speaker 5: you know, I wonder, like, you know, did he finally.
Speaker 4: Figure out that he's hot and pick up another girl?
Speaker 1: I mean maybe it's possible. I mean, you know, how
Speaker 1: how has he been just kind of with you?
Speaker 2: He's been good and like he's just like kind of
Speaker 2: flirty and fun and he pays it. You know. He's
Speaker 2: really into movies and TV and cosplay and stuff, and like,
Speaker 2: you know, I try to.
Speaker 5: Be into it as much as I can, and I
Speaker 5: do cosplay.
Speaker 4: But I don't know as much as he does.
Speaker 2: And so I'm afraid that, like me, I'm not geeky
Speaker 2: enough for him, And maybe he's bored or something.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Could it be something else going on, like something not
Speaker 1: related to cheating.
Speaker 6: I hope.
Speaker 2: So, I mean, that's that's my hope, you know, is
Speaker 2: that this is something that I just can't even like
Speaker 2: think of because it's like, so Jason and like that's
Speaker 2: how you know he has like a quirky brain. And
Speaker 2: so my hope is that like it's a quirky thing,
Speaker 2: but my fear is that he's, you know, seeing another
Speaker 2: peaky girl or something.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, you told us what grocery store you guys
Speaker 1: are rewards card members at. So we'll play a song
Speaker 1: come Back, and then call him and pretend to be
Speaker 1: from the grocery store and say that every single month,
Speaker 1: we choose one rewards card member who is the lucky
Speaker 1: winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department. And
Speaker 1: we'll see if he believes that and who he sends
Speaker 1: him to, if he sends him to you or to
Speaker 1: somebody else.
Speaker 6: Okay, sounds good.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll play a song Comeback and get your
Speaker 1: to catch a theater next if you're just joining us
Speaker 1: for to catch a Cheater. Christine is on the phone
Speaker 1: and she thinks that her boyfriend of four years, Jason,
Speaker 1: might be cheating, and so we're about to call him
Speaker 1: and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
Speaker 1: a rewards card member at, and say that every single month,
Speaker 1: we choose one rewards card member who gets free flowers
Speaker 1: delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he
Speaker 1: sends those to his girlfriend or to somebody else. But
Speaker 1: before we do that, Christine, why don't you catch us
Speaker 1: up on your situation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so, Jason and I have been together for four years.
Speaker 2: He's a total dork.
Speaker 4: Who had listen sadly in love with and he has
Speaker 4: been pretty charges for a hotel about once a week
Speaker 4: on our card.
Speaker 2: And I'm worried that he's using that hotel to have
Speaker 2: to see somebody else. But I hope not. I hope
Speaker 2: it's some weird reasons that I can't even think of
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 6: Ready?
Speaker 5: I'll ever be.
Speaker 1: Oh, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling
Speaker 1: from I was looking for a rewards card member named Jason.
Speaker 1: This is Jason.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 1: How are you? Please? Don't hang up? This is not
Speaker 1: a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations,
Speaker 1: you're this must be winner?
Speaker 6: What did what did our win?
Speaker 1: The flowers? I'm sure you've seen our signs.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, I haven't seen the signs, but cool.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, every single month we choose one Awards card
Speaker 1: member at random to say thank you very much for
Speaker 1: shopping with us and being such a loyal customer. You've
Speaker 1: just won thirty six long stem red roses, a box
Speaker 1: of chocolate or candy, and a car to be delivered
Speaker 1: to anybody that you want, absolutely free. It's a three
Speaker 1: hundred and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 6: Actually, oh my god, that's amazing. Okay, So what else
Speaker 6: do you need?
Speaker 1: It's quite simple. All I need from you is the
Speaker 1: first and the last name of the person you would
Speaker 1: like to send the flowers to.
Speaker 6: First Christine.
Speaker 1: Okay. Do you like to put anything on a card?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Okay? Can you write yoda? Y o d a yoda? Okay,
Speaker 6: one that I want.
Speaker 1: One that I want? Okay, I'm sure that's cute. I
Speaker 1: just don't understand it. What does that mean?
Speaker 6: It's a Star Wars joke? Yoda when I want?
Speaker 1: Oh, I get it?
Speaker 6: I want.
Speaker 1: Oh that's great. Is that your girlfriend or wife or yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh white pafolios four years. Wow, it's a long time.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 1: Then I'll just let you know that this is actually
Speaker 1: not the grocery store. This is Jewbil from the radio show.
Speaker 1: It's called the Jewbil show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm mean not here too, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 1: And we do a segment on our show where we
Speaker 1: try to see if people are cheating by seeing who
Speaker 1: they send flowers to. Christine is on the phone.
Speaker 6: I'm totally confused. What is happening? Why you thought I
Speaker 6: was cheating on you?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 6: I don't get it. I don't know what's going on, babe.
Speaker 2: I've been seeing the credit card charges for hotel room
Speaker 2: one week, the credit card charges that you've been You've
Speaker 2: been charging a hotel room every week.
Speaker 5: And you tell me that you're going to your friend's house.
Speaker 2: To play with your figurines or whatever, and but you're
Speaker 2: going to a hotel room.
Speaker 5: Sorry night. What am I supposed to think?
Speaker 6: No, No, I get it, but listen, I promise you.
Speaker 6: I promise you. I'm not cheating.
Speaker 7: I know how it looks, but I'm not cheating and
Speaker 7: I absolutely love you.
Speaker 6: So you just have to trust thing.
Speaker 1: What are you doing at the hotel?
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know how to for this, but.
Speaker 7: I know that you're not into like a lot of
Speaker 7: the characters of cosplay, And I mean I feel bad
Speaker 7: for you, like for watching all my TV shows and
Speaker 7: movies that like I'm obsessed with and you probably don't
Speaker 7: even want to watch, so pretty much, I'm going to
Speaker 7: this hotel room just to like catch up on all
Speaker 7: my shows that I watch, movies that like, I don't
Speaker 7: want to drive you not watching, you know, an episode
Speaker 7: of X Files for the twenty seventh time.
Speaker 6: So I just kind of, you know, have this thing
Speaker 6: that I just go and I watch all the stuff
Speaker 6: that I like that I know you don't like.
Speaker 7: And you're just a really good sport about watching the shows.
Speaker 6: I know you have no interest in it, and I
Speaker 6: get it. So I'm just trying to.
Speaker 7: Give you a break from watching the same stuff I
Speaker 7: watch over and over again.
Speaker 1: So you've been getting a hotel room without her knowing,
Speaker 1: so you can just watch your shows by yourself.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, yeah, pretty much. I mean I thought, like,
Speaker 7: you know, I'll give her a break from you know,
Speaker 7: the shows that I watch. You know, I know I'm
Speaker 7: not little dorky talk.
Speaker 2: Wait, so you I have been sitting here thinking that
Speaker 2: you're cheating on me because you wanted to watch episodes
Speaker 2: of the X Files for the twenty seven times.
Speaker 6: I mean, you saw it so many times.
Speaker 7: Like I feel bad, but having you watched it over
Speaker 7: and over again, like I.
Speaker 2: You know, I mean that the saddest and cutest thing
Speaker 2: best for her, Like why didn't you.
Speaker 4: Just ask me to watch it?
Speaker 5: And you're home too?
Speaker 6: I know, but I didn't want, you know, to be
Speaker 6: boring or something.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 6: I didn't want you to lose you know, interest in me.
Speaker 6: Think and I'm like some dull, boring nerd.
Speaker 2: I do not think you are dull and boring. I
Speaker 2: think you're wonderful. We've been together for forty years, so
Speaker 2: you can just you want, dabe, I'm yours.
Speaker 6: You can just.
Speaker 5: Stop going out of your way every time you want
Speaker 5: to please me. I mean, you don't have to do this.
Speaker 5: I'll watch X Files with you for a hundredth time.
Speaker 6: Oh I know, I just feel bad.
Speaker 5: Don't feel bad. You get to like things.
Speaker 1: Maybe you guys could spice it up once a while
Speaker 1: and watch them in the hotel room.
Speaker 2: They goad you join me the hotel.
Speaker 4: I can get one of those cosplay costumes.
Speaker 5: Out real quick, babe.
Speaker 6: Yes, no, what's so sexy? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: The jew will shows to catch a cheater