WEBVTT - Your Girlfriend is Pregnant

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap all about? Lisa

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<v Speaker 1>wants a phone tap Mark. Now, the couple just started

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<v Speaker 1>dating as of a month ago, so Lisa figured now

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<v Speaker 1>would be a great time to mess with this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>She's dating Mark, So I'm going to start do that.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm going to start the call to Mark, and

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<v Speaker 1>you'll hear where I'm from, and you'll hear him freaking here,

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<v Speaker 1>freaking in hell. Yeah, I'm looking for Lisa Gerbal. My

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<v Speaker 1>name is Kevin James over at doctor Bironder's office.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what's wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>If you get in contact with her, if you can

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<v Speaker 1>just tell her to give us a call to the office.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, can I ask what's wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>What is your relation to to Lisa?

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<v Speaker 2>That's my girlfriend?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Unfortunately I'm not at liberty to divulge any of the

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<v Speaker 1>patients information.

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<v Speaker 2>She wasn't feeling well and I just really can you

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<v Speaker 2>just like chill me in on like what might be

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<v Speaker 2>going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Unfortunately it doesn't work like that. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really complas I can pay you.

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<v Speaker 1>You got a promise me? All right, I'm new on

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<v Speaker 1>the job. Where it gets out that I do this,

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<v Speaker 1>I could get fired.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to say anything. Please just let me

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<v Speaker 2>know what's going on. Please, I really really I need

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<v Speaker 2>to know.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, it's all good news. You can breathe

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<v Speaker 1>a sigh of relief.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Lisa is expecting a child in nine months.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, no, no, no, no, stop messing with me. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>no we no way, that's impossible. Man, no, we only

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<v Speaker 2>have sex like twice.

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<v Speaker 1>If Lisa could call us as soon as possible, we

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<v Speaker 1>just want to have her come in and check her

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<v Speaker 1>out for some stupid No, no.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, this can't no way, this is wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I got to get back to some other patients,

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<v Speaker 1>but please have her give us a call at the

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<v Speaker 1>office as soon as possible. Okay, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah yeah, no no no no no no no,

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<v Speaker 2>don't go, don't go. Please stay on the line. Let me.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I answer you a few more questions?

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<v Speaker 1>Unfortunately, I gotta go. Have Lisa give us a call

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<v Speaker 1>back at be Fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>No, please don't hang up. No, hello, God, please.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm here?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? I think I made him crab his pants

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. I want you to call him back

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<v Speaker 1>in three way, to call in so we can listen

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<v Speaker 1>in find out what's going on. And I'm sure he's

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<v Speaker 1>going to try to get it out of you, okaying, all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, and he's caught to see if you were up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm yeah, I'm definitely. Yeah. Yeah, your doctor called. Did

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<v Speaker 2>they leave a message or yeah? They said they're pregnant.

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<v Speaker 2>What Yeah, they said they're pregnant. How is that possible?

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<v Speaker 2>They said they're pregnant? No, like, all right, I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to work, like, don't mess with me. There's no way

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<v Speaker 2>that No, they said you're pregnant. You're pregnant. We only

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<v Speaker 2>have Frecent twice. I don't understand, Like that first time,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even know you can get pregnant from that?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you laughing at? You can't get pregnant from that?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean the second time, Yeah, but not all we

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<v Speaker 2>did the first time, So don't worry. Why are you

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<v Speaker 2>laughing at that? Sorry? I don't understand what's gonna What

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<v Speaker 2>is this? Like? How did it even happen? I like

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<v Speaker 2>bought the best comments that they have. I mean, they're

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<v Speaker 2>not like one hundred percent. What do you have to know,

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<v Speaker 2>and it says it on there, it says it one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred percent. I don't know where have you been nothing

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<v Speaker 2>on und I'm gonna I'm gonna suit the condom company.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand how you're taking this so lightly. You're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have a kid and like, no, that's not possible.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Mark, my name's Garif Elms. During in the Morning

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<v Speaker 1>Show and you've got phone tawn by your girlfriend Lisa, Well.

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<v Speaker 2>You Oh my god, what is Oh my god? Why

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<v Speaker 2>would you do that? Why would you do that, Lisa?

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<v Speaker 2>Why would you do that? This hyster This is not hysterical.

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<v Speaker 2>This is outrageous. This is all I'm totally uncalled for.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe you just did that.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre

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