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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. Yeah, Yo, mutch Man, that's awkward.

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Speaker 1: Huh The Jewel Show. It's National Awkward Moments Day. I

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Speaker 1: started the segment that way. Call us up eight to eight,

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Speaker 1: three four three one o six one, text in four

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. What's the most awkward experience you've

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Speaker 1: ever had? One time? I was at a craft store

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Speaker 1: with my best friend because her brother worked there and

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Speaker 1: he was my crush, so I really want to see him.

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Speaker 1: And I had bad allergies and my nose was really

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Speaker 1: running that day and I needed to blow my nose.

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Speaker 1: But I didn't have any tissues around. And then he

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Speaker 1: said something funny that made me laugh, and then a

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Speaker 1: whole snot rocket came out of devastated. What did he do? Oh?

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Speaker 1: He laughed. At least you made it laughed. It was

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Speaker 1: like a cute, like, oh, you're cute. That was so embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: And my best friend, Maria, she was laughing so hard.

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Speaker 1: Fifteen years old, you're going to date with this guy?

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Speaker 1: Off to that? I mean, I did stuff with this guy,

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Speaker 1: but not a date. It's National Awkward Moments Day, so

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Speaker 1: we're talking about everybody's awkward moment and yours calls up

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Speaker 1: eight at eight three four three one six one, text

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Speaker 1: ten four one oh six one Max, what's your awkward moment.

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Speaker 1: For a few years, I lived in Chicago and I'd

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Speaker 1: take the train every day to go to work, and

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Speaker 1: I where I saw a buddy of mine on the train.

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Speaker 1: He never wears hats, and this guy had a hat on.

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Speaker 1: If I flip his hat off and tell him to

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Speaker 1: his space, who does he think he's fooling? And it

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Speaker 1: was a complete stranger and I had no idea. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, so awkward. That's hilarious. That's like the Award Wave.

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Speaker 1: I've done the Oldward wave to someone before. I thought

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Speaker 1: he was gonna beat my half explained. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. He

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Speaker 1: didn't believe my use at all. That's amazing. I wonder

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Speaker 1: how many times stuff like that happens, because things like

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Speaker 1: that have happened to me where I've said something to

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Speaker 1: someone just what they're walking down the street, and I

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Speaker 1: think as a friend, and then I'll say something nothing

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Speaker 1: like that. I didn't walk up and flip their hat off,

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Speaker 1: But when it's around, you're like, oh, I'm sorry, you're

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Speaker 1: not Joe, you know, go about your day. That has

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Speaker 1: to happen a lot. I think there should be a

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Speaker 1: new segment we just go up to random people on

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Speaker 1: the street and flip their house. I ruined a magic show, once,

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Speaker 1: ruined a magic show. Once, how well, I somehow ended

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Speaker 1: up in college. I was at a Bible like party

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Speaker 1: or study. Yeah. I wasn't even high or like drunk.

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Speaker 1: I was just there and then a guy who like

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Speaker 1: does magic. He brings out a newspaper in front of me,

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Speaker 1: and he's like, all right, pick a word from the newspaper.

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Speaker 1: And so he's like, Okay, once you've got your words,

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Speaker 1: just remember it. Remember it the whole night. We then

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Speaker 1: go to like an actual magic show like hundreds of people,

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Speaker 1: like probably five hundred people, and his very last trick

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Speaker 1: was supposed to be with me, and so he calls

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Speaker 1: me up in front of everyone and goes, all right,

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Speaker 1: this is the big finale. What was your word? And

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Speaker 1: I forgot my what the most embarrassed I've ever been?

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Speaker 1: You what I would have been laughing? How embarrassing? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god? I ruined it for him, for me, for everyone,

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Speaker 1: so awkward. I'm still traumatized from mine. It was whenever

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Speaker 1: I was in fifth grade. And I know that it

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Speaker 1: was fifth grade because in fourth grade I won the

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Speaker 1: spelling beat. Okay, and fast forward to next year, it

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Speaker 1: was like, obviously I got this in the back. The

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Speaker 1: word I have is assembly, okay, and I'm just like,

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Speaker 1: got it, no problem. But I'm like assembly assess. And

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Speaker 1: then I just stood there and I'll look out an auso.

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Speaker 1: I was my mom staring at me from the audience,

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Speaker 1: shaking her head and literally just being like, yep, you

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Speaker 1: ruined it. And I was like, oh my god, like

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Speaker 1: I just ruined the whole family name because I spelled

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Speaker 1: passes instead of assembly. Call us up eighty eight three

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Speaker 1: four three one six one text in four one or

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Speaker 1: six one. It's National Awkward Moments Day. We'll take your

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Speaker 1: calls and we'll find out what your awkward moments aren't.

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Speaker 1: Just a second, I don't have many awkward moments because

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Speaker 1: I've never got an embarrassing stuff. Yeah, yeah, ever it's weird.

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Speaker 1: Once time I wore an NFL jersey to school with

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Speaker 1: no shirt underneath it when you're supposed to wear a

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Speaker 1: shirt underneath it, and maybe everybody made fun of my

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Speaker 1: nipples and I just thought it was funny too. I

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Speaker 1: was like, this is hilarious, so anyway, but the most

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Speaker 1: awkward thing that I can think of. When I was

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Speaker 1: about eleven years old, I had a crush on this

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Speaker 1: girl and I wanted to try to impress her. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you don't remember this song. Do you

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Speaker 1: remember that song Virchard Marx Up? That song was big

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Speaker 1: at the time, right. I had this friend that played piano,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, dude, teach me how to play

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Speaker 1: that song on piano because I wanted to play it

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Speaker 1: for her to sing it to her. I can't do

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Speaker 1: either of those things, but he taught me like the

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Speaker 1: first half of the song, and I was confident. I

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Speaker 1: was like, dude, this is gonna be amazing. Right, I

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Speaker 1: got her alone with the piano. I was like, I

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Speaker 1: want to show you something, right, this is my moment

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Speaker 1: eleven years old, eleven years old, huge crush. I was like, man,

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Speaker 1: she's amazing. I'm gonna sing the song for her and

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Speaker 1: she's gonna melt and we're gonna be together forever for sure.

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Speaker 1: And I sat down. I started to play the song,

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Speaker 1: but I forgot all of it except for like the

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Speaker 1: first couple notes. On the piano. So it was just like,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to sing something for you, so hold on

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Speaker 1: one second. I tried like fifteen times because I don't

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Speaker 1: like to give up. I think I kept trying. She's like,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing. I'm like, I'm trying to I

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Speaker 1: learned a song and I'm trying to hold on. Just

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Speaker 1: just hold on a second. The Jebel Show on demand