WEBVTT - The People's Donkey 

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<v Speaker 1>It's your time to nominate a donkey of your own.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember that. That's it's how they choose.

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<v Speaker 1>Call in now eight hundred five eight five, one oh

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<v Speaker 1>five one? Hello? Who's this?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello?

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<v Speaker 4>Yo?

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<v Speaker 3>What's up?

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<v Speaker 2>What's leaned up on me? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up? Brother? Were gonna get donkey? Two many?

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<v Speaker 2>We'm gonna get donkey too.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if I get it to you'll like me?

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<v Speaker 4>You has up on me?

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<v Speaker 2>Man, hung up?

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<v Speaker 5>It's hung up on you, sir. And I would never

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<v Speaker 5>do all. I would never do that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's you liked this morning?

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<v Speaker 2>That?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello? Who's this?

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<v Speaker 4>Y'all are getting donkey of the day today, shar and MD.

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<v Speaker 4>Although I love y'all so much, you get don keyll

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<v Speaker 4>to day be clod man.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, when we were out, let me wait wait wait wait?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you say your name and where you call her from?

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<v Speaker 4>First? I'll be watching it out every day.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>My name is Jay from North Carolina.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Jay, you sound so loy. How are you feeling

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<v Speaker 1>this morning? How is your men getting done?

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<v Speaker 6>I do?

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<v Speaker 4>I love y'all. I love all of you equally. They

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<v Speaker 4>y'all love lauring get through her segments.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all gives me me respect.

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<v Speaker 4>Y'all give just respect. Y'all talk about how pretty she

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<v Speaker 4>looks every day. That's wonderful. She does look pretty, But

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<v Speaker 4>you want to give Laury in that respect.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't envy.

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<v Speaker 1>I will throw this I did. We love Lauren. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry for coming off. Thank you Javis about.

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<v Speaker 4>Y'all giving it. Y'all giving it and built her up

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<v Speaker 4>to break her down, and that's not right.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't be seeing what be happening in here is

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<v Speaker 1>literally like boot camp. You don't hear her go at

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<v Speaker 1>me all.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been trying to call all this time because all

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<v Speaker 4>these people keep calling Trialie get that point acrosss. But

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<v Speaker 4>they'll be saying all the craziest words that lady call

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<v Speaker 4>talks about Justine to stop being late. Do you know

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<v Speaker 4>what she was talking about? But you know, listen, Jay,

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<v Speaker 4>I love all of y'all. Y'all are doing great. Y'all

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<v Speaker 4>need to fix that control that DJ MV Shah death

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<v Speaker 4>because all of y'all are the breakfast clubs and stop

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<v Speaker 4>saying Lauren is here with us, be there with you

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<v Speaker 4>all the time because she's a part of the breakfast club.

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<v Speaker 1>Jay, can you give me time?

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<v Speaker 2>Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you get some time, you know. But Jake, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't hear her talk about my dying out here. Your

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<v Speaker 1>here talking about how to do something. She starts with me,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not this girl for life, Jay, I get it. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, Jake, you have a blessed weekend. She ain't

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<v Speaker 1>give it to me, she gave to you and Charlmage right, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>who's this? Take you the Hey? Good morming and this

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<v Speaker 1>is Jay. Are y'all doing good money?

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<v Speaker 4>Jay?

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<v Speaker 1>What's not wanting to give?

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<v Speaker 6>Dunkin danger or sailors man? You starting out to be

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<v Speaker 6>in the war zone.

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<v Speaker 4>On the warship man while you're out.

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<v Speaker 6>Here complaining about war, about food, imagining those soldier from

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<v Speaker 6>World War one, World War two, way complaining about living

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<v Speaker 6>conditions like I feel ready got a president that makes

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<v Speaker 6>her a little back that you don't need. Six singers

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<v Speaker 6>out are I don't know, five thousand complaining about little food.

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<v Speaker 5>Little point of view, JD hungry, they starving, they've been that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what you mean.

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<v Speaker 4>Them guys are.

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<v Speaker 6>In a carrier and they gave food, trust me, like

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<v Speaker 6>they were taking care of I was in the Navy.

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<v Speaker 6>I was in a frigate where it was tough. It

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<v Speaker 6>was tough being a frigate. Them dudes are on a carrier,

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<v Speaker 6>which is compared to like a figures, like saying a

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<v Speaker 6>motel and a carriers like saying a resort.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me, but if they started or not.

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<v Speaker 6>Man like topping up coming back home, and they tell

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<v Speaker 6>your story, don't tell your story now while you know

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<v Speaker 6>we already got a president making us look foolish. Now

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<v Speaker 6>you out here making the US Navy making us look crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>But ja, this story sounds so crazy. You get them

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<v Speaker 1>some food.

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<v Speaker 2>Jay.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the long as you've been been on deployed on

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<v Speaker 1>the water, jay? And fifty days a year? All right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you got probably the.

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<v Speaker 4>Right right.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, hello, everything, every hey, hey, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Called it against somebody dunk here to day to day.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all drave this better not be gay or gay.

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<v Speaker 2>Come. I need Stacey from Stacy's Buckcase to come to

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<v Speaker 2>the front of the congregation Stacy's way from.

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<v Speaker 4>Stacy's buckcase, because the one thing that you can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Do, one thing you can't do is store is store

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<v Speaker 2>of rockets trying to hide your hand. Nobody remember the

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<v Speaker 2>fact that I was minding my business when that little

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<v Speaker 2>sassy bottom called in playing with my name, but farvars

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<v Speaker 2>falling him fists saying how he's not trash and taba

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<v Speaker 2>this and taba bad. I was minding my business. If

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<v Speaker 2>you look dirty, you look dirty. Stop getting in the

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<v Speaker 2>kitchen cooking and playing in your beard because you look

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<v Speaker 2>dirty and that's what it is. Play with your butt

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<v Speaker 2>and don't play with me. And now you're dounk here today, donkey.

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<v Speaker 3>Travel like I don't care?

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<v Speaker 4>Bye?

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<v Speaker 3>Ye know?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello? Who's this?

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<v Speaker 3>My god?

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<v Speaker 2>What's up? Make hart Man real Kevin Hart?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>God from get donkey too or get dogged?

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<v Speaker 2>All the people out there? Who when you're telling your name,

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<v Speaker 2>they ask you if if you're the brother of the

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<v Speaker 2>other Kevin Hart, Like how many? How many of us

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<v Speaker 2>have the same name with our siblings? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Who?

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<v Speaker 1>Who asked you? Are you Kevin Hunt?

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<v Speaker 6>Brother?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you look like Kevin Hart at all?

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<v Speaker 2>You shut? Nah? I'm told in Kevin Hart, I'm funnier

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<v Speaker 2>than Kevin Hart. I'm broken in Kevin Hart. I'm the

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<v Speaker 2>real Kevin Hart.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, not you funny and Kevin Hart. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>doubt nobody is asking that.

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<v Speaker 6>Yo.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody asks me?

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<v Speaker 3>Who is alas?

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you from?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I'm from Boston, but just I went to Morgan.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a Morgan said alumni.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, that's what it is. But yeah, you graduated.

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<v Speaker 2>I graduated in ninety eight.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you know Brian Grimsley Cole, Yeah, I know him.

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<v Speaker 2>You know Coch?

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<v Speaker 4>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, what's what's dude? They used to write for Will

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<v Speaker 1>Smith kel Spencer.

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<v Speaker 2>I do no call. That's my man.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't tell y'all see I was around Morgast. What's up? Envy?

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<v Speaker 2>Yo, look your envy before I go today my birthday,

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't want anybody to hit my cash op.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not what I'm asking. But I am asking is

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to get y'all some merch? So how can

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<v Speaker 2>I do that?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna put your whole all right?

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<v Speaker 6>Cool?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 6>Hold on?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello? Who's this family? M laman?

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<v Speaker 2>What's up?

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<v Speaker 1>Who you gonna give talking to?

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<v Speaker 4>I want to get y'all dunk today.

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<v Speaker 3>Damn what we do?

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<v Speaker 2>What we do?

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<v Speaker 4>Y'all gotta give me me a chance to do one

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<v Speaker 4>in one story?

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>I know y'all like the firebars a little give a

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<v Speaker 4>chance to do more than one story.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, what we supposed to do?

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<v Speaker 3>Not like to have any robusts, don't want to say anything.

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<v Speaker 4>I just give my chance to get one more story.

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<v Speaker 4>And sometime, man, you know, y'all, I'll be killing that me.

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<v Speaker 5>He did explanning too much. Like sometimes we just like

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<v Speaker 5>meet me still on the line, now, you right, may

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<v Speaker 5>me me. I have a lot of information though mey

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<v Speaker 5>me be breaking things down. Sometimes she'd be talking to

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<v Speaker 5>us so we can understand these things sometimes take a

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<v Speaker 5>little long.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. She's just so interesting. I'll be wanting to

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<v Speaker 1>ask her questions.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh ye boy, good, I appreciate y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, thank you man, thank you well.

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<v Speaker 5>That is Donkey of Today. Like I said, Charlamagne is out,

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<v Speaker 5>so we open up the phone lines for you guys.

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