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Speaker 1: Sweet, it's podcast time. Welcome to the full show. We've

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Speaker 1: got it all here, But first a reminder that you

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Speaker 2: It's merged for a cause, with one of the proceeds

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Speaker 2: going to help hurricane relief efforts with Heart to Heart International.

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Speaker 2: So please buy your sweatshirt, buy your t shirt. Know

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Speaker 3: And thanks to the people who have already bought them.

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Speaker 4: I've already gotten pictures from people.

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Speaker 5: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Yes for for sure, and here's your podcast.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure my co hosts are feeling as much pressure

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Speaker 4: as I am today out it's Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 4: the morning.

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Speaker 1: I didn't wake up with any pressure anybody else.

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Speaker 4: Really, because two weeks ago we made the controversial decision

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Speaker 4: to vault a segment we call headlines only, and I can't.

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Speaker 1: Believe people were actually upset about it.

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Speaker 4: Well, the thing is, when we've all something we vaulted

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Speaker 4: for good, unless it's a twelve year old segment for Halloween,

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Speaker 4: then we'll bring it back for a week or two.

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Speaker 4: But all I've been doing lately is battling the trolls

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Speaker 4: on our social media who've come out saying what's wrong

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Speaker 4: with you guys? Headlines only was your best segment.

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Speaker 2: Someone actually commented that they just love it when Jeff

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Speaker 2: screams at them.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's very soothing for anybody involved. In fact, at

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Speaker 4: the end of last week, it was the number one

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Speaker 4: trending topic on Twitter. Real election was number two, and

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Speaker 4: then right ahead of it at number one. Bring back

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Speaker 4: headlines on the day.

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Speaker 1: So people just needed to ignore everything else.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're going to the polls for a lot of stuff.

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Speaker 4: They are passionate about this. So I talked to our

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Speaker 4: producer about it, and turns out we will not coout

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Speaker 4: out a popular opinion. Our headlines only stays vaulted. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: we really need to grease the door on that path thought.

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Speaker 4: And you know what part of me is actually to

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Speaker 1: You actually really liked that, because I think you like yelling.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a really funny headline today that I wanted

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Speaker 4: to read so so badly.

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Speaker 1: Going to trick us, Jeff, You're not going to trick us.

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Speaker 4: I'm laughing thinking about it.

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Speaker 1: Why do you have your little hands up to your face.

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Speaker 4: This room doesn't want that though. No, you don't like

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Speaker 4: humor funny things on this show. But if you did

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Speaker 4: want it, I would have said. A hitman in India

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Speaker 5: That's what I would have done.

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Speaker 1: It makes it less funny, Jeff.

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Speaker 4: It's funny that he went to the police. But again,

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Speaker 4: we're not doing that. We're not talking about that. That

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Speaker 1: How many times we're going to open the store, just

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Speaker 4: Never give the people what they want. That is our

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Speaker 4: now was the shock collar question of the day. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: we're gonna give them everything that they hate, starting with

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Speaker 4: digital Jake, let's bring the ratings down. Go ahead, let's go.

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Speaker 5: Today is National dream Destination Day. While some people might

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Speaker 5: fantasize about taking a trip abroad to exotic places like

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Speaker 4: That's a real question.

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Speaker 1: Jeff's already coming.

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Speaker 5: It turns out we have plenty of dreamy vacation hotspots

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Speaker 5: that's why a recent pole asked fifty thousand average Americans

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Speaker 5: be on your bucket list vacations. You have to tell

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Speaker 4: There's twenty places people actually want to visit.

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Speaker 1: This is a beautiful piece of land that the United

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Speaker 4: You really struggled to get at that comment.

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Speaker 1: That's not even a lot. I never went to another state.

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Speaker 5: And yes, the silver save is in play today. If

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Speaker 5: That's Alexis. Alexis top twenty bucket list vacation spots the

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Speaker 5: Does lad disney Land. I'll give you this, Alexis Disney

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Speaker 5: World's on the list. I'll count that number nine on

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna go with it's pretty awe inspiring show

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Speaker 5: Oh, the number one answer on my list down in

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Speaker 1: Get a train out to it. It was really cool.

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Speaker 4: Is that really where you're.

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Speaker 1: And then when we got there, Yeah, we didn't have

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Speaker 5: Okayse it's your turn. Try not to describe a whole

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Speaker 1: Vacation hot tip take.

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Speaker 3: Let's go with my number one. I've been a million times.

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Speaker 5: Vegas, Baby Vegas Number six on my list, the entertainment

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Speaker 4: When I was little, we talked about going to visit

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Speaker 5: The Alamo number sixteen never actually went.

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Speaker 3: It's way smaller than you think. I'm this was a

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Speaker 4: Let's go to.

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Speaker 8: Honestly, any guy I've talked to that's not from this

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Miami it number thirteen on my list. They got

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Speaker 1: Okay, I think they're just going for ladies. No one

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Speaker 5: Hawaii number three on the list. Number two is still

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Speaker 9: Over to Jose all right, well, place that I haven't

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Speaker 3: For that, I'm alo for the first time.

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Speaker 5: New York, New York, New York City, number five on

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey Broke, Is there anything in Idaho that people actually

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Speaker 4: want to see? I can answer that, Jeffrey, Well, other

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Speaker 1: A peace park.

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Speaker 2: Now, Okay, you could go to my old college dorm, roo,

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Speaker 5: The Rocky Mountains number fifteen on my list, specifically Rocky

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Speaker 8: I don't know if it's on there, but Nashville, Nashville,

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Speaker 2: Okay, what about Danali up in Alaska.

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Speaker 5: In Alaska, Brook is the silver saved and she still

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Speaker 3: Give me the Upper Northwest Corner of the World.

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Speaker 5: Seattle, Washington, Seattle, Washington.

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Speaker 4: Market, Jeffrey, They have good treats there. San Francisco.

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Speaker 5: San Francisco's number seven. My god, very few left.

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Speaker 8: Alexis was ready for this to come back to me.

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Speaker 8: Let's go. What's another national park? Oh, josh Joshua Tree. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna go Joshua Tree.

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Speaker 1: That's California.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Joshua Tree. Not there on my list?

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Speaker 7: Brook.

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Speaker 1: Then show me Zion National Parts.

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Speaker 5: Zion National Park not on my list. The World Traveled

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey Wednesday's edition LENTI of twenty. Some of the ones

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Speaker 5: you guys missed New Orleans, Louisiana, Chicago, Illinois, Sindona, Arizona

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Speaker 4: So we're gonna who's gonna get shocked while singing I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna be by the Proclaimers. It's gotta be Brooke.

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Speaker 1: Oh when I wake up, well to be the man

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Speaker 1: who wakes up next to you.

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Speaker 4: That is your shock collar question of the day. We

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Speaker 4: got your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Experts say venting for even fifteen seconds can actually be

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Speaker 4: very beneficial for your health. Really, and Brooke, you seem

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Speaker 4: you could use a quick vent, So the floor is yours.

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Speaker 4: Go ahead, real quick, vent anything that's been annoying you

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Speaker 1: I actually feel pretty good, jeff Like, I feel really

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Speaker 1: grateful for my coworkers. I feel like my family life

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Speaker 4: Brook refuses to help her own mental health event, so

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Speaker 3: Brook hits me, I'm kidding, I don't.

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Speaker 4: Brook is refusing to accept any mental health and wants

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Speaker 4: to save it all to spew all of her venting

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Speaker 4: for a brand new What's on your mind? Oh, here

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Speaker 1: I guess I better come up with something.

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Speaker 4: Press yourself for the stress unload coming up. Little known

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Speaker 5: Oh that.

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Speaker 4: I want to see the photo of your faces while

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Speaker 4: listening to this segment what's on your mind? So press

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Speaker 3: Ironically, you're going to want to dash can recording.

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Speaker 11: When you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but love's get it started with brook Brook what's

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Speaker 4: on your mind?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I discovered the ultimate life hack. A

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Speaker 1: feel happy about it.

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Speaker 4: That's a big promise.

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Speaker 6: My kids have entered their sleepover era.

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Speaker 1: We'll call it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so we have fun.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so fun.

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Speaker 2: We host kids, the kids go to their best friend's houses.

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Speaker 1: And it dawned on me this weekend. If I schedule

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, you actually want to be away from

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Speaker 1: It was so dreamy.

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Speaker 2: Older had a sleepover his best friend and then Norah

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Speaker 1: And then I went home and I'm like, oh my god.

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Speaker 3: You can decide what to eat and we don't even.

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Speaker 2: I was so grateful that I thought about bringing wine

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Speaker 1: So I just found a hack for free babysitting. Takes

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Speaker 7: People.

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Speaker 4: Get ready, Norah and Adler, you're not sleeping over at

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Speaker 9: Well, last week I told you guys about this new

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Speaker 3: To experience since I have a year long membership here.

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Speaker 3: Then I can't get I had to request a new messuse. Okay,

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Speaker 9: you're hot stones for my hot stone massage are broken.

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Speaker 4: So I'm excited to know what's gonna happen next monthing

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Speaker 6: And I've noticed something these past few months. Every day

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Speaker 6: He told Baroke looks like a cat puked on her sweater.

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Speaker 8: One day, he asked, who let me leave my house

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Speaker 8: Brooke he made fun of her wearing a Canadian tuxedo

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Speaker 1: I think that was met as a compliment somehow, because

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Speaker 6: It's a different outfit, sure, And.

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Speaker 8: That's why I want to say, Ashton, if you're.

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Speaker 6: Going to roast us, I want it to be better.

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Speaker 1: He's going to do it.

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Speaker 8: So, I'm gonna give you one chance, right now, Ashton,

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Speaker 1: Okay, you five seconds.

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Speaker 6: Okay, your time is running out.

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Speaker 4: He's not tall enough to see over the computer to

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Speaker 6: Okay, my prime example, you need to work on it.

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Speaker 1: You want you want to get ro no matter if

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Speaker 1: you're gonna do it. Yeah, I get you. I get you,

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 4: I came to a realization recently that life is not

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Speaker 1: Whoa.

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Speaker 4: If you're happy, if you're having a good time, you

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you've led with this because I have just

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Speaker 4: For me, Yeah, you are not living for real. That's

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Speaker 4: He's like, please, don't do that, don't don't rape, and

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Speaker 4: bad for insects. That actually causes more greenhouse gas emissions

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Speaker 1: You hours neighbors, aren't a random person.

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Speaker 4: This time, still your neighbor, and I had already raped

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Speaker 4: and that's how I knew life is meant to be

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Speaker 3: And you might as just spray water on your driveway

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just make it a total unlivable hell hole.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Text in seven eight five nine two, how are you miserable?

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Speaker 4: Tell us what's on yours? It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the.

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Speaker 10: Morning breaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And somebody forgot

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Speaker 4: to delete all the texts coming in at seven eighty

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Speaker 1: We try to reply to every single one that comes in.

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Speaker 4: Jeff Oh right, yeah, yeah. We don't delete your texts.

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Speaker 10: We don't.

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Speaker 6: We don't even know there's a delete button since they're

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Speaker 4: I guess let's read some. This one says, what's on

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Speaker 4: my mind? I drive for Uber full time, but I

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Speaker 4: still work two other jobs. That hard work A full time.

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Speaker 2: Then, because some people work more than forty hours a week,

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Speaker 4: Well it's not full, that is full multi full, No,

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Speaker 1: You're such a rich kid.

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Speaker 4: I always make sure I hear you. Guys, what's better

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Speaker 4: than working for myself and three other companies? You're almost

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Speaker 6: We moved up.

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Speaker 4: All those mediocre what a compliment? Keeper texts coming in seven.

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Speaker 10: Nights, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Just like when a relative passes away, when you get

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 4: The first stage is shock, then anger, then sadness, then

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Speaker 1: He gets hungry girl has been.

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Speaker 4: Stuck in that stage for the last twenty seven years.

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Speaker 1: Just a hungry girl. I just really like eat.

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Speaker 4: What's the source of that hungry though? Have you ever

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Speaker 4: asked yourself that? But eventually, eventually you'll reach the fifth

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Speaker 4: and final stage of breakup grief, and that's calling a

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Speaker 4: to tell the story of how you caught your dumb X,

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Speaker 4: maybe you're not fully over them, just saying.

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Speaker 13: Well.

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Speaker 4: Listen to a few people reaching that fifth and final

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Speaker 10: Sneaky husbands, two timing lives, boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends.

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Speaker 14: They thought they could get away with that, but they're

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Speaker 4: Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, Alexander Hamilton, all cherished founding fathers

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you've seen the play Hamilton, you know.

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Speaker 4: So you know, if you've ever snuck around on your spouse.

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Speaker 4: There's a good chance Americans want to elect you to

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Speaker 4: there's an even stronger chance that you'll be featured on

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Speaker 4: this segment Busted tell us the short stories about how

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Speaker 4: we've got some listeners ready to share their patriotic stories

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Speaker 4: with us. We're gonna start with Taren, tell us how

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Speaker 15: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Wow, what an intro.

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Speaker 4: It's a message of hope, Terren, go ahead.

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Speaker 1: Sure.

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Speaker 15: So I was walking to my boyfriend's one day when

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Speaker 7: Oh whoa you?

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Speaker 15: So that gave me an idea. I said, Hey, how

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Speaker 15: about I offer you a job and I can pay

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Speaker 15: you for it if you could just keep an eye

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Speaker 1: Okay, you needed more information than what he just gave you.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, I wanted a full investigation. So I bought him

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Speaker 15: of literally every After six days, I found out that

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, one hurts.

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Speaker 1: That's a good paycheck for that guy, so entertaining. Do

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Speaker 4: Now, Brooke, Okay, that's a cute story. Let's keep going, Joe,

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Speaker 7: I was in the middle of a work day and

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Speaker 7: I got a notification, okay that this video game streamer

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Speaker 7: who's he's not huge, but I was a big fan

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Speaker 7: and I used to watch him.

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Speaker 3: It's me, I'm not not huge.

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Speaker 4: I would support that, but with like the theme of

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never cheated, so it's probably yeah.

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Speaker 7: And I'm definitely not going to tell you who it

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Speaker 7: I get this notification this guy watch a lot and

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Speaker 1: You're like, haha, I can wash it on my phone.

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Speaker 1: My boss will know.

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Speaker 7: Exactly. So I pull it up while I'm on my desk,

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Speaker 7: and that's when I notice.

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Speaker 1: So she likes him too. She's like in his house.

451
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Speaker 7: Not quite that far yet, but they are flirting, and

452
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Speaker 7: the worst part is like she knew how much I

453
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Speaker 7: like this guy.

454
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Speaker 16: Right because it ruins the stream and like that guys too,

455
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Speaker 16: So you know for sure she was having a relationship

456
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Speaker 16: with this guy.

457
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Speaker 7: Uh yeah. He ends up inviting her out on the

458
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Speaker 7: stream to where he lives. She agrees to it on

459
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Speaker 7: the stream, like says, I'm heading there now, like I'm

460
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Speaker 7: looking up the train schedule.

461
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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

462
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Speaker 7: And she text me five minutes later saying that she's

463
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Speaker 7: going to go see her aunt.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, she's not very good, Like, obviously you're going

465
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Speaker 1: to see that.

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Speaker 7: Maybe you know, I guess you didn't know that I

467
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Speaker 7: was going to get that notification.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, watch at night.

469
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Speaker 1: She's like, I take it you don't watch anymore.

470
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Speaker 7: Well, no, I don't watch him anymore, but I'm open

471
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Speaker 7: to follow somebody else because it sounds like somebody on

472
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Speaker 7: your end.

473
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't get any ladies, bro, you can go

474
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Speaker 3: into my.

475
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Speaker 1: Yet no action.

476
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Speaker 3: Hilarious.

477
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Speaker 4: Jose All right, hey Joe, sorry that that happened to you,

478
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Speaker 4: but thank you for sharing your story. We got time

479
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Speaker 4: for one more. Let's go to Sarah. Tell us how

480
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Speaker 4: you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 17: Yeah, so there was this guy I was seeing and

482
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Speaker 17: he actually broke up with me because I used a

483
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 17: common thing that he'd never heard of, and he thought

484
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Speaker 17: I was cheating.

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Speaker 1: What wait, so you're the one that got busted, but

486
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Speaker 1: you weren't actually cheating? Is that what you're saying?

487
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Speaker 18: Exactly what happened.

488
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,960
Speaker 17: So we were just having this normal text conversation and

489
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Speaker 17: he says, you make such amazing pancakes and I said,

490
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Speaker 17: no way, Jose, Yours are way better.

491
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Speaker 1: Okay, But the thing is his name was.

492
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Speaker 17: Drew, and he thought the text was meant for my

493
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Speaker 17: other guy named Jose.

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Speaker 4: Oh he's never heard of no way Jose exactly.

495
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Speaker 1: He better have been hot if he was that stupid.

496
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Speaker 10: Sorry, Yeah, I know, I know.

497
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Speaker 17: I couldn't believe it. And you know, no matter how

498
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Speaker 17: many times I tried to explain, he just never budged.

499
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Speaker 17: Oh my god, And to this day he still thinks

500
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Speaker 17: I was cheating.

501
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Speaker 4: Oh God.

502
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Speaker 1: He tells everybody he's actually gonna call in nex week

503
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Speaker 1: on the same segment.

504
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Speaker 4: Then she told me to hit the road Jack and.

505
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Speaker 3: Oh god, Shelley, she sells shells.

506
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Speaker 17: Where he does call sim straight. I mean, the relationships over,

507
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:17,959
Speaker 17: but you know, what he needs to relax.

508
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Speaker 3: It's closure.

509
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Speaker 2: No, it's way funnier if we continue with this Jose

510
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 2: narrative calling back, I'll.

511
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Speaker 3: Be like, bro, are you one?

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Speaker 4: Thank you for sharing Sarah and text in seven eight,

513
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Speaker 4: five nine too. If you have a funny story about

514
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 4: how you caught your ex cheating, you could be on

515
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Speaker 4: the next edition of Busted Your Bone taps coming up

516
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Speaker 4: right after this brooking Jeffrey in the Morning, because we

517
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Speaker 4: do a lot of dating stuff on this show. It's

518
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Speaker 4: Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. We've talked about how it's

519
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:48,639
Speaker 4: a good indication of character if the person treats the

520
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 4: waiter or waitress well, oh for sure, and that branches

521
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 4: out to anyone in the service industry, even customer care

522
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Speaker 4: reps over the phone. If they don't feel like they

523
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Speaker 4: were treated right, I think they should take it extremely personally,

524
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 4: sulk about it for a few days, and then call

525
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Speaker 4: them back to tell them, Hey, you hurt my feelings. Oh,

526
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 4: because that's what I did to this woman and your

527
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 4: phone to that right now? Hello, Hi, is this a abby?

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Speaker 18: Yeah? Who's calling?

529
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Speaker 4: My name's hal from my customer service.

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Speaker 18: Oh yeah, Hi, I was trying to get ahold of

531
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Speaker 18: you guys. I'm like really wondering what's going on with

532
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Speaker 18: the stridge warning right?

533
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Speaker 7: Yeah.

534
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Speaker 4: I mean I don't know if you remember, but we

535
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Speaker 4: spoke a couple of days ago about that.

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Speaker 18: Yes, and I asked for a supervisor, and I haven't

537
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Speaker 18: heard from that person.

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Speaker 4: I get that. It's just I don't know if you

539
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:52,400
Speaker 4: realize this, but when our call was over, you never

540
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Speaker 4: said goodbye.

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Speaker 18: What does that have to do with getting a supervisor?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Okay, so that just doesn't matter to you. No,

543
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 4: a common courtesy.

544
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Speaker 18: I wanted to speak to your supervisor and I didn't

545
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Speaker 18: get that out.

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Speaker 4: Man, I don't. I don't think you're hearing what I'm

547
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 4: trying to tell you here, because I told you I

548
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:14,120
Speaker 4: was going to go speak to my supervisor and then

549
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 4: I said bye, and then I waited and you just

550
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Speaker 4: hung up on me.

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Speaker 18: Okay, moving on, Like, so can I speak to a supervisor?

552
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:28,399
Speaker 4: Yeah? There's no really moving on here, Like that's just

553
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 4: the right thing to do is to say hi and

554
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Speaker 4: buy to people.

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Speaker 18: Okay, I'm really sorry. I was probably just busy or like,

556
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Speaker 18: maybe I just said it really fast and you didn't

557
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Speaker 18: hear of that.

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00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 4: No, No, I would have heard it. I'm like looking

559
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Speaker 4: out for that.

560
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Speaker 18: Okay, So can you get over this goodbye thing? Like, oh,

561
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Speaker 18: I actually really just want to find out about this warranty.

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Speaker 4: I'll skit over it. Okay. So I see customer service

563
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 4: people aren't worthy of a bye.

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Speaker 18: It's literally not what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: I know what you're saying. You don't think of us

566
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Speaker 4: as real people who're like cling on or residents of Maine.

567
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Speaker 4: That's not what I don't want.

568
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 18: That's not what I meant at all.

569
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Speaker 7: Like I want to get it.

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Speaker 4: I get you're you're busy, you're important. I'm just you know,

571
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,639
Speaker 4: blue collar trash. So I want to deserve common decency.

572
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 18: Listen, you're twisting this thing into something bigger than it

573
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 18: should be like this, this isn't the Ethics Committee.

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Speaker 4: Okay, my fault again.

575
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Speaker 18: I should have said about it.

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Speaker 4: Fine, Yeah, you probably should have said goodbye.

577
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Speaker 18: I just said that.

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Speaker 4: It doesn't make any sense to say goodbye halfway through

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Speaker 4: the call. If you didn't want to, I would have

580
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 4: accepted audios or a revoir.

581
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Speaker 18: Like okay, bonjour, goodbye.

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Speaker 4: Bonjours hello. That doesn't make any sense either.

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Speaker 18: Do you know how frustrated it is to talk to

584
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Speaker 18: you right now.

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Speaker 4: Well, I guess okay, So at this point we've talked

586
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Speaker 4: about this for a while, so you understand now where

587
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 4: I'm coming from. I'm a real person and I have

588
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 4: feelings and yes.

589
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 18: Yes, yes, yes, yes, I understand.

590
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 4: Okay, great, Well, it's been really nice talking to you.

591
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 4: I'm about ten seconds away from my lunch break. So well,

592
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 4: unless you don't think I deserve.

593
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Speaker 18: To eat, Oh my god, are you joking?

594
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 4: I'm actually not I do need to eat. So is

595
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 4: it okay that I transfer you to our customer satisfaction

596
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 4: survey and you leave me a positive review?

597
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 18: Never help me.

598
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 4: I'm hoping for five stars.

599
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Speaker 11: This whole time you.

600
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Speaker 18: Spent dealing with your feelings and.

601
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 4: Not meet Okay, four stars?

602
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 18: Then, oh my god, I've had enough of this crap.

603
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 18: I demand to talk to your supervisor. This is ridiculous.

604
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I mean, your neighbor Chloe told me that

605
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 4: you would be rude over the phone, but I just

606
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 4: I never expected anything like this. Yeah, she's the one

607
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 4: who set you up for this prank phone call.

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Speaker 18: What are you kidding me?

609
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 4: No, I'm not kidding, because really you're on the radio

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00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 4: right now. My name is jeff God from Brook and

611
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Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning phone Tab Abby.

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Speaker 18: Oh my god, now i've thereis I feel like I

613
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Speaker 18: went full mom.

614
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 4: I mean, Chloe said that you've been really frustrated waiting

615
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Speaker 4: to hear about your refrigerator warranty.

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Speaker 10: So told me.

617
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 4: Maybe if you're a little bit kinder to the customer

618
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 4: service agents, they'll get back to you quicker.

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Speaker 18: I am kind, I'm a kind person.

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Speaker 4: I agree, you sound like a nice person. It's just

621
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Speaker 4: maybe you need to say goodbye. Fine, you need to work.

622
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Speaker 18: On that goodbye.

623
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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, but I don't feel like you meant it there.

624
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Speaker 18: Oh my god.

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Speaker 10: Week up Every morning was phone tab weekday mornings on

626
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Speaker 10: the twenties Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: I used to look at dating apps as a way

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Speaker 4: for people to find love, friendship, or at least an

629
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Speaker 4: easy out of family hookup.

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Speaker 3: Wait, why'd you even say?

631
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Speaker 4: Well, the in family ones are too too easy?

632
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 1: Do we not just go to the family chat?

633
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 4: But after today's call, I think we all learned that

634
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 4: we've been too narrow minded. The dating apps can be

635
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 4: used for so much more. And now nobody bats an

636
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 4: eye when Brook opens her bumble because it's not for

637
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 4: what you'd think. Even her husband I think would support

638
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 4: her doing this, and I know you'll agree when you

639
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 4: hear it in your brand new second.

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Speaker 14: Date update, next second date update on a first date

641
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Speaker 14: if you're a woman, Where's the safest place to meet

642
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 14: a guy for the first time?

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Speaker 1: Public? Lots of people?

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00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 4: Public is too general anywhere I've crossed off a few

645
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 4: suggestions jose gave earlier. Dark Web No, although it does

646
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 4: provide good anonymity on a full dark Maybe a children

647
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 4: in a place Okay, children's toy store where the security

648
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 4: guard can see you safe with fun.

649
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 1: I think they're all closed, aren't they?

650
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 4: Like maybe I know Alexis doesn't feel comfortable giving guys

651
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 4: her apartments, so she always gives them the address to

652
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Speaker 4: Brooks House. Yeah, met them there.

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00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 6: It's heah, nobody wants to steal anything from them.

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Speaker 1: And I want to have that gutter guy ended up

655
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Speaker 1: in my house.

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Speaker 4: Salesman.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

658
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Speaker 4: One of our listeners, Davis, said he met his data

659
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 4: at a place that he never expected he would. So

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Speaker 4: let's learn more about it, Davis, Welcome to the show.

661
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 4: What's this girl's name? First of all, Hey, so her

662
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 4: name is Ashley Ashley, And where did Ashley want to

663
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Speaker 4: meet you?

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Speaker 11: So we were going to go out and she asked

665
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Speaker 11: me to give her a ride, which I thought was

666
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Speaker 11: really interesting. That doesn't usually happen.

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Speaker 6: Step to not safest things to do on a date.

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Speaker 1: And had you met in person before? Or is this

669
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 1: meet up off the apps?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 11: This is off an app that sketch getting in a car.

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Speaker 1: Shouldn't just never do that ever? Yeah, I mean honestly.

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Speaker 4: Davis, I trust you immediately, so you can come to

674
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 4: the radio station whatever you want. How long were you

675
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 4: guys talking before the date happened?

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00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 11: So we only talked once and it was on the phone,

677
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 11: but it was for like.

678
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 2: Three hours, So I mean you obviously were vibing and

679
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 2: you were clicking like.

680
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 5: For three hours.

681
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 3: You got to have a good connection with something.

682
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,239
Speaker 1: But it was there a reason why she wanted you

683
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 1: to pick her up?

684
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 11: You know, she didn't mention. She just asked if I

685
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 11: could pick her up, and I thought, okay, that's fine.

686
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 4: So she gave you an address and this turned out

687
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 4: to be the actual place that she really lived.

688
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, why wouldn't it be.

689
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 3: Gotcha? You could get a different.

690
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 4: That's what I would do.

691
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 2: But I don't know what was it like when you

692
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 2: showed up at her house and if it was her

693
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 2: house and you got her.

694
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,680
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean it was great. So it was a

695
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 11: house and she has a roommate, but her roommate was

696
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 11: out for the night, so you know, I said, hey, yeah,

697
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 11: let's why don't we you know, head out, we'll go

698
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,880
Speaker 11: and she said, well, first do you want to drink? Like,

699
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:10,879
Speaker 11: I can give you a tour?

700
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,800
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, okay, oh wow, she's inviting

701
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:17,320
Speaker 4: you inside immediately, and yeah.

702
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 11: How can I say no? So after the tour, we

703
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,240
Speaker 11: just sat on the porch and uh just started talking

704
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:26,360
Speaker 11: and that turned into like longer and longer and it

705
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 11: didn't even end up going out.

706
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,439
Speaker 1: It's just like it's just like your phone call from

707
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,760
Speaker 1: the first time you met, Like you just get lost

708
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 1: in conversation together.

709
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 2: That's such a great sign. What'd you guys like connect over?

710
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 11: We connected over a lot of stuff. We have like

711
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 11: a very similar sense of humor. We like a lot

712
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:47,799
Speaker 11: of similar things, like similar movies and shows and things

713
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:48,280
Speaker 11: like that.

714
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:52,760
Speaker 4: Did anything weird happen?

715
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 11: Well, okay not, I don't know if it was weird, Like, okay,

716
00:34:58,560 --> 00:34:59,800
Speaker 11: so we were on the front porch. We had a

717
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 11: few drinks throughout the time that we were there, so

718
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,800
Speaker 11: I kept going in and out to get the drinks

719
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 11: and come back out with them. And she has a

720
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 11: dog named Nugget, really cute.

721
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:13,319
Speaker 7: Yeah.

722
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 11: Yeah, but she kept warning me, you know, hey, like

723
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:19,240
Speaker 11: just make sure you're mindful of shutting the door because

724
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 11: you know he'll run away if he gets out.

725
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:22,760
Speaker 4: Yeah.

726
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,800
Speaker 11: So after a few drinks, kind of forgot that she

727
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 11: had a dog for a little bit, so I did

728
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 11: leave the door crack while I was handing her drink,

729
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:34,359
Speaker 11: and Nugget almost got out. He was like halfway out

730
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 11: the door, and I had this sort of yeah, I

731
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 11: had to dive to grab it.

732
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 4: I did.

733
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 11: I got him.

734
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay.

735
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,439
Speaker 11: But then after that it was getting dark. I said,

736
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 11: why don't we put on the light? Do you have

737
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 11: a light out here? And she said, well, I would,

738
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:51,319
Speaker 11: but it's sort of broken and it's too high for

739
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 11: me to change. And I said, oh, well that's not

740
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,839
Speaker 11: that high. I can reach that. So I reached up

741
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 11: and I changed the light and she said, oh, you know,

742
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,839
Speaker 11: there's really nice for you to do. I appreciate that.

743
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 11: And I said, oh, yeah, I'm a little handy a little.

744
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,240
Speaker 3: Sometimes it's a little handy.

745
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 1: By changing the.

746
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 4: Light bulb, that's handy. And you change a light bulb,

747
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 4: that's something that's useful that you do around the house.

748
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: Handy. Anybody can change a light bulbs.

749
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 4: Do you get your hands?

750
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 1: You have like skill and you know how to.

751
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,400
Speaker 4: You have to twist it one way and then twisted

752
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 4: back the other.

753
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 3: Sometimes you got to do.

754
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 1: I understand it's handy where you grew.

755
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 4: Up, David. She doesn't consider you handy man, not for that.

756
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,919
Speaker 11: You know what I did? Picture burner too?

757
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 4: Oh what burner?

758
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,320
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, that is handy.

759
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 1: Her burner phone threw it?

760
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 11: I hope not the burner on her kitchen stove.

761
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 1: Whoa, okay, that's handy.

762
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, thank you.

763
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 4: You screwed in a gas pipe this time, which is

764
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 4: way more different.

765
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 6: That's romantic.

766
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,319
Speaker 3: It does sound like you help her stuff. You talk

767
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 3: for a few hours. You may just be a really

768
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 3: best friend.

769
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 1: Now maybe she's not getting back to you because there's

770
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 1: CO two poisoning in her house.

771
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 4: Could be didn't do it right, I hope not. Was

772
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 4: there any romance like any kissing action or.

773
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 11: We did kiss a little bit at the end of

774
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 11: the night before I left you.

775
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 4: So, okay's romantically well.

776
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 11: She's romantically into me. Why is it she answering my

777
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 11: text now?

778
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 3: Rude?

779
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,399
Speaker 9: She should be excited to text you if anything, should

780
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,399
Speaker 9: be like, oh my god, Okay, wait thirty minutes before you.

781
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 3: Text them back?

782
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 1: Totally so good of it.

783
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 3: I thought it was something's wrong with her, bro, No way,

784
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 3: it's you.

785
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll find out what her problem is too handy

786
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 4: even we don't know.

787
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 1: Maybe it's handsy.

788
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 4: Well Brook would consider that a perk.

789
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: Everybody has a different opinion, Jeff.

790
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 4: Let's figure this out. We're gonna call Ashley for you,

791
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:43,240
Speaker 4: get you a second date update right after this hold

792
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 4: on second date update. Most other radio shows try to

793
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 4: lift up their listeners praise them for doing nice things

794
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 4: and good deeds on a first date. Yeah, that's not

795
00:37:56,560 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 4: really our style. Are to downplay your positive traits and

796
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:05,800
Speaker 4: good deeds and will even insult your handy skills because

797
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 4: we're trying to help you to realize your own flaws.

798
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 6: Why are you so stuck on?

799
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,879
Speaker 1: Miss change in the light bulb is not handy, Jeff, and.

800
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 4: Double down in his manhood isn't about caring? Real love

801
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 4: isn't about support, It's about flaw finding, and our listener,

802
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 4: Davis appreciates that, right, Davis, I guess so.

803
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 5: Yes.

804
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 4: Now, Brooke wrote down fifteen other shortcomings that she noticed

805
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 4: during the day.

806
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 1: She just super nice and helped her out, too nice.

807
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:43,879
Speaker 1: You are so impossible some.

808
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 4: Days, Davis. She's calling you impossible. Oh it's hard to

809
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 4: tell something exhausting. Yeah, well, it's possible that he did

810
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,839
Speaker 4: exhaust her because Davis was with her at her house

811
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,359
Speaker 4: for many, many hours, drinking out on her front porch.

812
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 2: Yes, so cute, though, Like, I can't believe she's not

813
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 2: calling you back.

814
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:07,239
Speaker 4: Same same, I'm hoping that the reason that she's not

815
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 4: calling you back is that her dog just got loose

816
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 4: and she's been out looking for it. If anything, she

817
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 4: probably needs your help to track him down.

818
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 8: Not a good alternative, that's your positivity job.

819
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 4: We're here to help her in her time of need.

820
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:25,279
Speaker 4: That's a good thing. Let's dialar and see where she's

821
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 4: at and if she needs a little assistance, here we go.

822
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 4: Hopefully she picks up. Hello, Hey, is this Ashley?

823
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 18: Yes it is, who says.

824
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 4: Hey, we're a radio show. We just wanted to know

825
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:49,839
Speaker 4: is Nugget. There is Nugget safe. What your dog?

826
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 1: Your dog, Nugget has the cutest name ever. Good Java

827
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 1: naming your dog.

828
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:55,800
Speaker 4: Thanks.

829
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 13: I don't know how you know my dog's name, but.

830
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 4: He heard it from a listener to our show. That

831
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 4: you met up with for a date recently. His name's Davis.

832
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 13: Oh okay, I don't really I don't really remember remember Davis.

833
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 13: I yeah, I don't know. I just I kind of

834
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 13: hang out with a lot of people.

835
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 17: So it came to your house.

836
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you just like a week ago.

837
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 18: A week ago.

838
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, according to him, you guys met on a dating app.

839
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,799
Speaker 4: You asked him to come pick you up for a date,

840
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,920
Speaker 4: and then he ended up just staying there drinking with

841
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 4: you on your front porch, which.

842
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 1: You know, we were actually shocked that you were so

843
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 1: trusting of him so quickly. I mean, because it's just

844
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 1: a guy you met on the internet.

845
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 18: Does he have dark hair?

846
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:56,839
Speaker 13: I think he was wearing a gray shirt.

847
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:59,839
Speaker 4: We've never seen him, but that does sound like him.

848
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, good old gray sarty.

849
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 4: He sounded very gray shirt and dark hair. Over so

850
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 4: many dates.

851
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,319
Speaker 6: I mean, it's impressive you're fitting that many in a week.

852
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,919
Speaker 1: How could you not remember someone like that you spent

853
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 1: hours with.

854
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 13: Well, to be honest, I mean that's kind of like

855
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 13: just how I use the dating apps.

856
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 18: I've been doing this for.

857
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 9: A while doing what wait what you invite people over

858
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 9: and talk to them and then let them leave.

859
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:27,919
Speaker 3: That's called the date apps.

860
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: Y're drinking anyone, But it feels like he didn't even

861
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 1: know his name while he was at your house.

862
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:37,879
Speaker 13: Yeah, I've been using dating apps for over a year now,

863
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 13: and when I started, I was looking for a relationship.

864
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 13: But wait, I don't I don't really know if that's

865
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 13: where I'm at anymore.

866
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 1: What do you mean, Like you you just you don't

867
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 1: want to see anybody seriously, or like why go out

868
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 1: on the date to begin with?

869
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:57,760
Speaker 13: If that, I just I saw like too many people

870
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 13: just want to mess around, you know, And after a

871
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 13: while it just really kind of, I don't know, mess

872
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:09,800
Speaker 13: with my head. So I just decided.

873
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 7: Screw it.

874
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:13,720
Speaker 13: I'm just gonna be in my free handyman phase.

875
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 4: What free handyman?

876
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:22,720
Speaker 3: So you do admit he's handy.

877
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 13: Well, so I'll set up a meeting with the guy

878
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 13: and they will end up fixing stuff from it him.

879
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: How do you even know they're handy when you meet

880
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 1: him on.

881
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:39,359
Speaker 9: The app stuff.

882
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 13: You mean, come all, guys like to think they're handy

883
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 13: where they really.

884
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 7: Are not.

885
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 1: So much time. Think that he was handed with a light.

886
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 4: Bulb, So I'll screw any light bulb in this studio,

887
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 4: watch me.

888
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 1: That's so messed up. You're just using these people.

889
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 6: You spend hours with them and kiss them all for.

890
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:02,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sucks.

891
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 17: Good guys still out.

892
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 13: I mean, look, I'll have him back over if something

893
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,240
Speaker 13: else goes wrong in the house.

894
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 4: He he thought that he was going over there to

895
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 4: have like a genuine connection with you.

896
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 1: And honestly, if you are pretty, you could probably just

897
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 1: put on the apps just looking for a handyman, and

898
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,359
Speaker 1: guys would still volunteer to do that.

899
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 6: You have a landlord, exactly.

900
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 13: Yeah, the landlord takes forever to solve things. And look,

901
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 13: if I put just looking for a handyman on an app,

902
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 13: people are going to show up thinking that it's like

903
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 13: an X rated request.

904
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 3: That's sure, just.

905
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:46,799
Speaker 9: Looking for a pizza guy.

906
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,240
Speaker 1: That's so messed up. He's going to be hurt.

907
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 5: Is he going to be her?

908
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 4: We don't know. The only way to find out is

909
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 4: if we actually just talked to him because he just

910
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 4: happens to be on the other line right now waiting

911
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 4: to jump in on this conversation.

912
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 2: Oh god, he heard everything.

913
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 5: Is he there?

914
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 13: Listen before he jumps in. I'm just I'm still trying

915
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 13: to figure out which guy he is because I had

916
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:14,360
Speaker 13: to come over in the same weekend, so you have

917
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 13: your home? Did he I just did he recalk the

918
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,920
Speaker 13: bathtub or anything about.

919
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 2: Any recons We missed that the.

920
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 3: Word?

921
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 11: Yeah, Hey, I'm here.

922
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:30,839
Speaker 10: Why.

923
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 11: Actually, I think you're confused. I'm trying to date for love,

924
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:37,839
Speaker 11: and I'm looking for someone who wants the same.

925
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 13: Well, I really love that he fixed my stove.

926
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,319
Speaker 1: Actually, you had a connection with him. Maybe you're just

927
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 1: jaded from being hurt, you know.

928
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:58,840
Speaker 13: I mean that's true, and I'm sorry you feel bad.

929
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 13: I mean, I you were nice.

930
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 11: To talk to.

931
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,400
Speaker 13: I mean, I'm happy to hang out again with you at.

932
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 7: My plate.

933
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 4: If he fixes something else for you, like, only.

934
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 17: If he wants to.

935
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:11,879
Speaker 3: Oh that's good.

936
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:18,799
Speaker 1: Wow, what an offer? Anyone pass that up?

937
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 13: I mean, the good news is I've already got a

938
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:24,239
Speaker 13: guy who's really good with plumbing, so I'll never ask

939
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:25,720
Speaker 13: you to do any plumbing.

940
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 4: Oh, there's a different guys, not many plumbing issues.

941
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:31,839
Speaker 1: Well, it's hard to find a good plumber.

942
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 11: I just feel so taken advantage of right now. I

943
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 11: really thought we had a real connection, and it looks

944
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,279
Speaker 11: like you have this kind of connection with a lot

945
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 11: of people.

946
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 13: Oh, David, I'm really sorry you feel that way.

947
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 4: It's Davis with an as Davis.

948
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:52,280
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you kissed him still?

949
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:55,239
Speaker 1: Or is that the tip?

950
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:56,840
Speaker 10: You know?

951
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 13: He did a nice thing for me.

952
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:02,320
Speaker 18: What's wrong with a little arm less kissing everything?

953
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 2: When he thinks by Ryan wherever your name was able?

954
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 13: Again? Like, I'm sorry if he was confused about things,

955
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 13: but I just know where I am at in my life.

956
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 18: I'm in this handyman phase.

957
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: You didn't tell him that.

958
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 13: Ye, Well, now he knows that he'd like to come

959
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 13: over again, I'd be open to it.

960
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 1: There is no way Davis still wants to hang out

961
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 1: with her.

962
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 3: Gone buy some wood and go build her a deck.

963
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 4: Bro, if you'll love her, go get Never underestimate the

964
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:36,240
Speaker 4: shallowness of a guy. You never know what he's gonna

965
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 4: say if it means scoring another date with a cute girl.

966
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 4: So that's true, Davis. Remember how pretty Ashley was.

967
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 13: And I think I hear a noise in my ceiling fan.

968
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 4: Another opportunity to demonstrate your manly handliness for her.

969
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,240
Speaker 1: Pays you and kisses.

970
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 11: What do you think, Davis, My handiness is deserved for

971
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 11: someone who loves me.

972
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 1: Oh that should be a bumper sticker.

973
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 4: Well, thank you for being on the show with us, David,

974
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 4: and good luck, good luck with all your handy dating

975
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 4: life stuff in the future. Thank you and Ashley. I

976
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 4: know a couple guys on our textboard at seven eight

977
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 4: five to nine two say they will be available at

978
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:24,359
Speaker 4: a moment's notice to come and fix your ceiling fan

979
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 4: or whatever you got going on.

980
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 1: Do you have no dignity left?

981
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 15: No?

982
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 7: God?

983
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 4: She kisses at the end of the day.

984
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:32,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I kiss somebody.

985
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 10: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

986
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:39,360
Speaker 4: I wasn't kidding. We really were getting text at seventy

987
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 4: five to nine two from many gentlemen who would not

988
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 4: mind helping Ashley with her household problems.

989
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 3: Dude, But we're man. We want to feel useful, and

990
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 3: we like pretty.

991
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:53,240
Speaker 1: Women have some respect get paid for it, at least.

992
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 4: That's the thing you have to think about. Like I

993
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 4: know we were saying earlier that having a stranger who

994
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 4: you just met on the internet come over to your

995
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 4: house for a date is kind of skeed, But how

996
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 4: is that any different than finding a random handyman on

997
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,359
Speaker 4: the internet and hiring him to come out to your house.

998
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:07,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jeff, I don't.

999
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 2: I don't have those guys come to my house when

1000
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 2: I'm home alone.

1001
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, like you literally make.

1002
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 1: Sure that someone else is there. That's what women do,

1003
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 1: and like make sure you know their name.

1004
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 4: Maybe just saying either way, it's a random dude that

1005
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,800
Speaker 4: you're inviting over to your house. But at least Ashley's

1006
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 4: plan was economical because she got free work done.

1007
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,359
Speaker 1: I don't know, she can't change her own light bulb.

1008
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 2: I'm just like, I'm disappointed in her as a humans alone,

1009
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 2: which was just off.

1010
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't know how many people I've paid to come

1011
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:34,319
Speaker 4: out and change my light bulbs for me, and I

1012
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,799
Speaker 4: pay them. She's just given all the women of the

1013
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 4: world a great life happening.

1014
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 3: You just a house, and you're paying people to change

1015
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:40,879
Speaker 3: your life.

1016
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 1: Pay me next time.

1017
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know if you guys are

1018
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 4: handyman certified.

1019
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 1: Again, it does.

1020
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 4: I need to see the check mark next to your name.

1021
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,840
Speaker 4: If I'm gonna believe you're gonna fix my stuff. But uh,

1022
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 4: if you ever want help with your dating life, we're

1023
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 4: not certified at all for that will help. We'll step

1024
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 4: in and give it our best try. It's broken Jeffrey

1025
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 4: in the Morning Brook.

1026
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 10: And Jeffrey in the Morning.

1027
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 4: I don't want to start beef with somebody. I really don't.

1028
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, the why continue Jeff's.

1029
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,359
Speaker 4: Brooking and Jeffrey in the Morning. But for all those

1030
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 4: who don't know, we're having a surprising run on the

1031
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:21,840
Speaker 4: podcast platform Spotify and Blow. It's not the actual show itself,

1032
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:25,360
Speaker 4: it's just the second date update has been rising up

1033
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 4: the podcast rankings, currently up to number twenty seven in

1034
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 4: America for comedy Yeah.

1035
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:35,280
Speaker 2: Number thirty three in Australia for top comedy podcasts.

1036
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 3: Where are we in other countries?

1037
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 1: I think forty three in the UK.

1038
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 4: The fact that you know any of that and you're

1039
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 4: looking it up is just kind of sad. I know,

1040
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 4: I should feel good our job, Jeff, I should feel

1041
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 4: good that we're ahead of Conan O'Brien and Bill Maher

1042
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 4: and Tom Sagora, But I don't feel good about it.

1043
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 4: Those guys are all hacks.

1044
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 3: What total hacks.

1045
00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 4: But here's what's sticking in my claw. Sitting now, sitting

1046
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 4: ahead of us at number twenty five is Elaine from Seinfeld.

1047
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 5: Julia Louise.

1048
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 4: Like literally she she has smarter things to say to

1049
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 4: help the world than our second date podcast does it.

1050
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,279
Speaker 1: The podcast that she has is called Wiser than Me.

1051
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:24,799
Speaker 4: When you get off, lady, turn off, turn the music off.

1052
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 4: I don't want to hear this trash anymore, my gosh,

1053
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 4: riding on the coattails of Seinfeld Julia. That show was

1054
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 4: canceled thirty years ago.

1055
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:34,839
Speaker 7: Get over.

1056
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 1: I don't like your tone. I really don't, because she

1057
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 1: is a national treasure.

1058
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 4: Two treasured, if you ask me, I'm hoping jealous. I'm hoping.

1059
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 4: Our digital producer is on board with this. But we're

1060
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:53,239
Speaker 4: going to start an online beef with Julia Louise. Yeah,

1061
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 4: Jake Tweeter a couple of malware links to start so.

1062
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 5: She can't even record for absolutely sir.

1063
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:00,799
Speaker 4: Okay, look, I don't want to think it. I don't

1064
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 4: want to do this, I really don't, but she is

1065
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 4: making me. Okay, go back to dancing lane, something you're

1066
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 4: actually good at.

1067
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 1: Okay, she doesn't even know who you are.

1068
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:14,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the problem. Okay, let's beef her

1069
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:18,320
Speaker 4: into our own existence, so or better help us overtake

1070
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 4: her type in second date update on your Spotify and

1071
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 4: we're gonna do some damage.

1072
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 1: You don't even know what podcast is about due no clue.

1073
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:34,400
Speaker 4: Laser stories probably the next big podcast phenomenon coming up

1074
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 4: right after this. It's the radio segment that's bioengineering a

1075
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:46,720
Speaker 4: new type of fruit that lets out a tiny scream

1076
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 4: when you bite into it. That was a bunch of

1077
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 4: grapes scrape berry delicious. Buy a box of fresh yell

1078
00:51:56,800 --> 00:52:02,279
Speaker 4: and melons and freak your kids out with lasers storm

1079
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,439
Speaker 4: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

1080
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 4: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser

1081
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,240
Speaker 4: with other scary berries. Just don't This first laser story

1082
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 4: is out of the renter's roosts. Thirty four year old

1083
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:16,879
Speaker 4: Ashley didn't think twice when she rented one of her

1084
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 4: Airbnb properties to a group of guys. They stayed for

1085
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 4: three weeks, there were no issues, and they left the

1086
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 4: house in amazing condition.

1087
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 1: Wow, way to go, guys.

1088
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 2: Is that the news story shocking?

1089
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:33,319
Speaker 4: Your next laser story? Does she even describe them as

1090
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:37,239
Speaker 4: five star guests all the way job until she got

1091
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:41,800
Speaker 4: the surprise of her life because a week after they left,

1092
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:46,720
Speaker 4: she received her electric bill for one thousand, five hundred dollars.

1093
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Hey, someone forgot to turn the light

1094
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 3: off in the hallway.

1095
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 10: Is that?

1096
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 4: What did it?

1097
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 11: So?

1098
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 5: My dad would tell you.

1099
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,759
Speaker 4: At first, Ashley thought it must be some mistake from

1100
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,760
Speaker 4: the utility company, but that's when she reviewed the outdoors

1101
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,959
Speaker 4: security footage and she saw the guys bringing in ten

1102
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 4: different computers then leaving with all ten. It turns out

1103
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 4: they'd been operating a makeshift cryptocurrency mining operation from her airbnb.

1104
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,919
Speaker 1: They're crypto bros. That's why she never saw any women

1105
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 1: going in and out of that.

1106
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 3: I've heard though. The mining is a huge problem, Like

1107
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:24,240
Speaker 3: people will it's.

1108
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 4: Terrible for the environment the right It takes a lot

1109
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,319
Speaker 4: of energy to run the machines that are attempting to

1110
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 4: harvest Internet coins. Her guest realized it'd be a lot

1111
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:36,279
Speaker 4: cheaper for them to rent a vacation home for three

1112
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 4: weeks than to pay the utility bills at their own house.

1113
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 3: And wait, they don't have to pay it.

1114
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 4: It's kind of smart. It's not the.

1115
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 3: From what I know, you have to pay their bills.

1116
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 1: Thankfully, that's pretty excessive. It seems like she could fight

1117
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 1: that is.

1118
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:51,360
Speaker 3: It in the contract.

1119
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 4: Ashley was able to charge the men and recoup her loss,

1120
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,920
Speaker 4: which was totally fine with the guys since they ended

1121
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 4: up making over one hundred grand.

1122
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 1: Don't worry, they're gonna keep it in crypto. So it's

1123
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 1: gonna be worth five dollars in two weeks, and then

1124
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 1: it'll be up to a million, and then we'll be

1125
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:08,439
Speaker 1: back down to too.

1126
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,799
Speaker 3: But they'll tell every girl they're a millionaire. Yeah, yeah,

1127
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 3: whole time.

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00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1129
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:14,799
Speaker 4: However, Ashley does have a new set of rules set

1130
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:17,520
Speaker 4: up for all her rentals now no parties, no pets,

1131
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 4: and no crypto mining.

1132
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:23,719
Speaker 1: A lot for currency. I'd be so confused if I

1133
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:26,239
Speaker 1: came across that.

1134
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 4: You're like, we can go in the poolo right next,

1135
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 4: Laser Stories out of toy Lands. You recently bought a

1136
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:37,320
Speaker 4: wicked doll for your kids. Mattel is begging you. Whatever

1137
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:40,360
Speaker 4: you do, do not go to the website written on

1138
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:41,240
Speaker 4: the back of the box.

1139
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,919
Speaker 1: Okay, that makes me want to go, Jeff, don't tell

1140
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:45,279
Speaker 1: me not to do something, kid.

1141
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:49,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, that new movie. Well, it might look like an

1142
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 4: innocent address to take it to the movie's homepage, it's

1143
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:55,800
Speaker 4: actually a misprint that'll take you to some good old

1144
00:54:55,880 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 4: fashioned adult content. O. Whoever designed the boxes assume that

1145
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 4: Wicked dot com was the right address. They failed the

1146
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 4: double check that nobody, So the real address is supposed

1147
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 4: to be wickedmovie dot com.

1148
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 1: That is an important second word there. It seems like

1149
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 1: I feel like the other one also makes movies though, yeah, yeah,

1150
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 1: in a way.

1151
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 4: Mattel said, it deeply regrets the air, which is absolutely

1152
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 4: not appropriate for children.

1153
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:29,080
Speaker 3: That's the worst thing you could put on against toy.

1154
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 4: The film, starring Ariana Grande and British actress Cynthia Eribo,

1155
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:34,880
Speaker 4: is set for release on November twenty second.

1156
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 1: I'm really excited for this film.

1157
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:39,840
Speaker 4: The producer say this mistake was no way done on

1158
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:42,400
Speaker 4: purpose as a cheap ploy and getting more attention for

1159
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:42,920
Speaker 4: the film.

1160
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 1: How did they get more at this point? It is

1161
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 1: literally everywhere.

1162
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:47,840
Speaker 3: I'm excited for the previews of the movie.

1163
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 4: Now you know what I'm saying. Do you believe them? I'm

1164
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 4: not really sure? Am I now subscribed to that first website?

1165
00:55:55,280 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 8: Absolutely try misprinting us with ah, yeahs always out of

1166
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:01,560
Speaker 8: Survey Central.

1167
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:04,799
Speaker 4: According to a poll out this week, the average gen

1168
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:08,360
Speaker 4: Zer checks their phone six times during a TV show

1169
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 4: that's per episode.

1170
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:13,200
Speaker 3: Check your phone four times this week.

1171
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 1: I mean that's not I feel like it's not that bad.

1172
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 1: If it's an hour episode every ten minutes.

1173
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 6: You don't have any commercials are on whoo and stuff now.

1174
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 4: And it's not just young people. Millennials check their phones

1175
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:27,359
Speaker 4: five to six times, Gen X four to five, and

1176
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:28,720
Speaker 4: baby boomers three.

1177
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:31,200
Speaker 1: That is hard for me to believe because I swear

1178
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 1: my mother is on her phone way more than.

1179
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:36,360
Speaker 3: Shorts.

1180
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:38,279
Speaker 6: All yeah, my parents both are too.

1181
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 1: I don't know who they're surveying, but they've got those

1182
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:41,280
Speaker 1: boomers wrong.

1183
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:45,360
Speaker 4: Busy on their phone yet answer the exactly. Most people

1184
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,040
Speaker 4: said that if they're watching a show or a movie

1185
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,919
Speaker 4: at home, they're probably using their phone at the same time.

1186
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:53,200
Speaker 4: Seventy eight percent of young people said they usually are.

1187
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 9: I can't like watch movies way better with somebody there,

1188
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,000
Speaker 9: Like if I have someone next to me, I will

1189
00:56:58,040 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 9: be on my phone.

1190
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:01,480
Speaker 4: Yeah. Also in this people were asked how long they

1191
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 4: can watch something before they get bored and want a

1192
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:07,680
Speaker 4: multitask for movies it's fifteen minutes and forty two seconds.

1193
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:09,000
Speaker 5: Did oh god?

1194
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:10,759
Speaker 1: If you're an actor, do you feel bad about that?

1195
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 6: That's how long you give a movie a chance to

1196
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:14,719
Speaker 6: change movies, you know.

1197
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:17,120
Speaker 3: The vibe of the movie.

1198
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:19,280
Speaker 1: I punish myself. I never changed a movie. I will

1199
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 1: watch a bad film to the end. Yeah, and then

1200
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,520
Speaker 1: I'll get angry like why did I do?

1201
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 4: For TV shows, it's fourteen minutes and thirty six seconds,

1202
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 4: and for podcasts like Brooke and Jeffrey nine minutes and

1203
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:33,480
Speaker 4: twelve seconds.

1204
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 1: If you look at our stats, that's not correct a

1205
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 1: lot less than that.

1206
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that specific example, this next laser shor is

1207
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:44,920
Speaker 4: out of holiday headquarters. The holidays are just around the corner,

1208
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 4: which is really exciting for the people who love social gatherings.

1209
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:49,280
Speaker 5: Oh yes.

1210
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 4: Now, of course, there are also people who are secretly

1211
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,960
Speaker 4: hoping that there's another pandemic or something so they can

1212
00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 4: just stay home, drink their favorite drinks on their own

1213
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 4: couch and watch TV.

1214
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 1: Jeffy, I feel like you're just talking in for you. Yeah,

1215
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:05,360
Speaker 1: just sounds like you.

1216
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:07,560
Speaker 4: There are people. I'm just bringing that up.

1217
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:08,920
Speaker 1: I am one of that.

1218
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:12,240
Speaker 4: According to a new survey, Americans maybe getting tired of

1219
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:13,880
Speaker 4: holiday gatherings altogether.

1220
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:16,919
Speaker 1: No, no, I'm here.

1221
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:18,800
Speaker 6: My friends Giving is this weekend.

1222
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 4: The average person is planning to attend just three big

1223
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:28,280
Speaker 4: social events this year, which is down from five last year.

1224
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 2: It's interesting you say this because you were the one

1225
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:32,840
Speaker 2: person who hasn't responded on the date for our own

1226
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:33,640
Speaker 2: holiday party.

1227
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 4: Just we're doing a holiday party.

1228
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:37,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, every year.

1229
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:39,760
Speaker 4: I know, Like, how youre going? How many holidays do

1230
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 4: we need to celebrate? At a certain point we get here?

1231
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 4: Is it a honka party?

1232
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:44,560
Speaker 18: Sure?

1233
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:47,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what holiday is. It includes it all.

1234
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:49,320
Speaker 3: I'm bringing a bunch of Jewish girls, dude.

1235
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 4: Okay, maybe I'll send someone to attend. Form account. Most

1236
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:56,600
Speaker 4: people are still planning on Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners, but

1237
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 4: fewer people are doing get togethers for Friendsgiving and for

1238
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:00,720
Speaker 4: New Year's Eve.

1239
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:03,200
Speaker 3: I will say we got lazier in our family. We

1240
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 3: now do a drive through Light's experience rather than a

1241
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 3: walk through ten minutes.

1242
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 1: You don't get out of the car, You're in your

1243
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:11,840
Speaker 1: but you're still with your family.

1244
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 3: Christmas Pj's in the car.

1245
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 1: That's all that matters.

1246
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:17,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you're all on your phones at the same time. Terribly.

1247
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:20,760
Speaker 4: Many people are fine with this. Only thirty six percent

1248
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 4: of people say they wish that they were attending more

1249
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 4: family gatherings this year compared to sixty two percent last year.

1250
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:30,520
Speaker 4: And personally, I think we need to be around pets

1251
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:35,120
Speaker 4: for the holidays. Like this guy. Oh, this is the

1252
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 4: sound of him getting his head stuck inside the turkeys

1253
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 4: and now he's trying to get out. He was curious,

1254
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:43,680
Speaker 4: what's in there?

1255
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:45,280
Speaker 1: Not a shoe?

1256
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:47,000
Speaker 4: That means Laser Stories has come to an end for

1257
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:49,440
Speaker 4: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Friday.

1258
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1259
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 4: Turning player named Ashley today who says her daily morning

1260
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:08,120
Speaker 4: ritual is drinking coffee out of a pot, turning on

1261
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:11,439
Speaker 4: the radio and listening to the best show ever.

1262
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:16,480
Speaker 1: Yeah you don't put in a cup there, huh.

1263
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:18,840
Speaker 13: I love it.

1264
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:19,520
Speaker 1: I'm with you.

1265
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 4: She has wake up in the morning, just grabs the grinds,

1266
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:25,479
Speaker 4: choose on hot water.

1267
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's even more hard.

1268
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,000
Speaker 1: Give me that bean.

1269
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 4: Water, Ashley. Welcome back to the show. How you doing.

1270
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:33,560
Speaker 18: I'm doing all right? Thanks guys.

1271
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 1: How many pots of coffee have you had this morning?

1272
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,360
Speaker 17: Oh my gosh, I am shaking right like so bad

1273
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 17: right now, I can't.

1274
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:41,880
Speaker 1: Even And it's not from nerves. It's just for overstimulation.

1275
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 18: Yeah, no, it's for sure. Yeah, Radio, it.

1276
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 4: Might be the secret to getting you a victory today.

1277
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:50,240
Speaker 4: Heavily caffeinated. Let's send Brook out of the studio so

1278
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:51,200
Speaker 4: we can get to the game. Here.

1279
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 3: She's gonna answer so fast.

1280
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:55,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm excited. You got thirty seconds. Answer as many

1281
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 4: as possible. If you don't know when, you could say pass.

1282
01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:59,480
Speaker 4: But you have to beat her outright if you want

1283
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:03,200
Speaker 4: to win. Are you ready, Ashley? I'm ready right, good luck.

1284
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:06,880
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Whoopy Goldberg celebrates a birthday today.

1285
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:09,720
Speaker 4: She's won an egot, which is an Emmy Grammy, an

1286
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 4: oscar and what else? A chug is a mix of

1287
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:18,960
Speaker 4: a pug and what other dog breed? Half there are

1288
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,920
Speaker 4: seventy two hours in three days? How many hours are

1289
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 4: in four days?

1290
01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:28,960
Speaker 18: Oh my gosh?

1291
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 4: What is the most populated city in Italy? Name the

1292
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:36,160
Speaker 4: actor who played Walter White in the show Breaking Back?

1293
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 18: The ball guy with glasses.

1294
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 4: I don't know, are gonna accept that? I would have

1295
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:48,400
Speaker 4: given it to you there, Ashley, But they're very very

1296
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 4: strict here, So sorry about that. Let's bring Brooke back

1297
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:52,000
Speaker 4: into the studio.

1298
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:52,680
Speaker 11: Now.

1299
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 4: You have played her twice before, and the last two

1300
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:59,600
Speaker 4: times you lost, you said to our producer it was

1301
01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 4: because you weren't prepared, or.

1302
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:04,600
Speaker 18: It is not very smart.

1303
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:13,680
Speaker 4: That's probably actually.

1304
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 1: Nobody on this show is.

1305
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 4: Very Are you laughing or are you crying right now?

1306
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 18: A little bit of both.

1307
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:20,320
Speaker 4: Really messing you up to day?

1308
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1309
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:22,160
Speaker 3: I love her energy, though.

1310
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:24,640
Speaker 4: But Ashley does say that she thinks that she should

1311
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:26,360
Speaker 4: be your bff, Brooks.

1312
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:29,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like it. You laugh enough to be that. Yeah, No,

1313
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:31,880
Speaker 1: I'm like real and apparently you drink enough to also

1314
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:32,560
Speaker 1: be Ye.

1315
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:36,480
Speaker 3: A good time.

1316
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:38,560
Speaker 4: Let's have you take a break for a second as

1317
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:40,640
Speaker 4: you can sip on that straw a little longer. Brook

1318
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:42,000
Speaker 4: It's your turn? Are you ready?

1319
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:42,600
Speaker 1: Always?

1320
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:46,120
Speaker 4: Your time starts now? Whoopy Goldberg celebrates a birthday today.

1321
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:48,720
Speaker 4: She's won an egot, which is an Emmy, Grammy, an

1322
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:51,720
Speaker 4: oscar and what else? A chug is a mix of

1323
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:55,480
Speaker 4: a pug and what other dog breed? There are seventy

1324
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:58,080
Speaker 4: two hours in three days? How many hours are in

1325
01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:00,680
Speaker 4: four days?

1326
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:02,360
Speaker 1: Fifty six? No more than that?

1327
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:08,720
Speaker 4: What is the most populated city in Italy? Name the

1328
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:11,479
Speaker 4: actor who played Walter White in the show Breaking Down.

1329
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:13,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what is his name? Passed?

1330
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:15,320
Speaker 9: I thought?

1331
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:17,920
Speaker 1: I know, I just can't remember his name right now?

1332
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:22,160
Speaker 1: You know my family names? Yeah, yeah, even you hear it,

1333
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:24,200
Speaker 1: even famous people.

1334
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:25,920
Speaker 4: You actually really are like peas in a pod in

1335
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 4: this game. Let's go over to the scoreboard with Jose.

1336
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:30,240
Speaker 1: Which like Christmas in my mouth.

1337
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:41,200
Speaker 19: Actually you got zero laugh Broock, you obviously gotta win,

1338
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:42,240
Speaker 19: and you got three.

1339
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 4: Corrects, but we had a good time doing it. Let's

1340
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:51,080
Speaker 4: go over the answers. Whoopy Goldberg celebrates a birthday today.

1341
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 4: She's won an Egott, which is an Emmy, a Grammy,

1342
01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:54,720
Speaker 4: and Oscar Antony Award.

1343
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:55,800
Speaker 1: It's so impressive.

1344
01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:57,160
Speaker 4: That's very rare to.

1345
01:03:57,960 --> 01:03:58,439
Speaker 3: One of those.

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Speaker 4: A chug is a mix of a pug and a chihuahua.

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Speaker 4: There's seventy two hours in three days, so four days

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Speaker 4: time usually goes oh yeah, and that would be ninety.

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Speaker 3: Sixty three hours.

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Speaker 1: Sorry.

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Speaker 4: The most populated city in Italy is Rome with two

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Speaker 4: point seventy five million people's second would be Milan with

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Speaker 4: one point three seven million. The actor who played Walter

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Speaker 4: White in the show Breaking Bad, that would be Brian Krasty. So, Ashley,

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry it was not enough to beat Brooke today.

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Speaker 4: But the good news is just for playing, we're gonna

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Speaker 4: give you fifty dollars to Sophora. At Sephora Belvy Square,

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Speaker 4: you can enjoy a shopping experience where all are welcome

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Speaker 4: and what makes you unique is celebrated. Plus, get your

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Speaker 4: beauty in two hours when you buy online and pick

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Speaker 4: up in store.

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Speaker 18: Wow, you said that's so good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, say the words good, Ashley. It was a pleasure

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Speaker 2: to play a multiple reasons.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and you are finial out of excuses for losing.

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Speaker 4: Now next time it's got to be a win. Okay,

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Speaker 4: sound good? All right, we'll see you again soon. We're

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Speaker 4: back to the play Win Brooks Bucks, same time tomorrow,

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Speaker 4: brook and Jeffrey in the morning.