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Speaker 1: There are all kinds of bad jobs and if you

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Speaker 1: need proof of that, you can literally make money doing anything.

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Speaker 1: And list is going viral of the dumbest jobs in America.

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Speaker 1: What are the dumbest jobs you can get in this country?

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Speaker 1: And is your job on the list? We'll tell you

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Speaker 1: what the number one dumb job in America is in

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Speaker 1: just a second, but first let's go over some of

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Speaker 1: the other ones.

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Speaker 2: Shall we could be side hustle? So yes, let's do

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Speaker 2: a chicken sexor what does that mean? What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: Though it sounds like it's a very very, very very

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Speaker 1: bad job. Yes, but you get paid to look at

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Speaker 1: baby chicks and determine their gender.

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Speaker 2: Oh I don't have to do that, but I can

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Speaker 2: do that. That was a curveball.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I still wouldn't want to pick up little baby

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Speaker 1: chicks and inspect their parts.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, And then you get paid for it.

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Speaker 1: Up it says it's a fast paced job and surprisingly difficult.

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Speaker 2: Surprising. You have to catch baby chickens. You can't tell.

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Speaker 1: How do you tell on a baby chicken? I have

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Speaker 1: no I guess, not very specialized skills.

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Speaker 2: These are experts.

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Speaker 1: Is there anybody growing up that's like man, one day

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Speaker 1: that one will be you can just become a chicken

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Speaker 1: sexor well.

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Speaker 2: Somebody's got to do it. So it's a very fair dream.

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Speaker 1: Going over the dumbest jobs in America. The new list

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Speaker 1: is going viral pet food taster.

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Speaker 2: Wait, there's humans that do that. I feel like you

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Speaker 2: do this, I really do. I have eaten dog food

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Speaker 2: before a few times. Why like you would do it?

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Speaker 2: What are like? What for curiosity? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And I've tried both the hard food and the wet food,

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Speaker 1: and I can tell you the wet food is a

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Speaker 1: little better, I think, but mostly I don't like crunchy

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Speaker 1: that much, so that's probably.

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Speaker 2: Why a texture issue. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest.

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Speaker 3: Every time I see a fancy feast commercial and they

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Speaker 3: make it look like it's like fine dining for the cat,

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Speaker 3: I'm like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And why would they Why would they test the

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Speaker 1: dog food on humans?

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Speaker 4: Well, don't we test a lot of our products on

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Speaker 4: animals first? So I guess it makes sense.

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Speaker 2: True, I guess yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think a lot of dogs foods and stuff are

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Speaker 3: supposed to be human edible now because they're trying to

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Speaker 3: be more organic and all that stuff, So maybe they're like, hey,

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Speaker 3: you want to see if this one's edible or not.

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Speaker 1: It's good for you and your job. Special who We're

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Speaker 1: going over list that's going viral. Of the dumbest jobs

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Speaker 1: you can get in America, professional cuddler is on the list.

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Speaker 1: I always hear about these people making tons of cash

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Speaker 1: from just being a professional cuddler.

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Speaker 4: I mean, there is probably one of the biggest markets

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Speaker 4: that people capitalize on is other people's loneliness. Yeah, so

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Speaker 4: whether you're like giving a speech on how to find love,

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Speaker 4: you're a matchmaker cuddler, there's always going to be somebody

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Speaker 4: that needs you.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's a job that I would not want

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Speaker 1: me either, because you have to cuddle with stringth I mean.

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Speaker 2: You're probably not cuddling with something.

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, It's like I wouldn't want to give

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Speaker 1: people massages either, you know, although I shout out to Messuss,

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Speaker 1: I like getting massages, but I just don't want to

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Speaker 1: touch people.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, yeah.

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Speaker 3: I when I think of cuddling, I literally think of

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Speaker 3: cuddling my daughter and watching a movie. And I don't

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Speaker 3: think that's the kind of cuddling that's happening here.

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Speaker 2: That's not the kind of cutling. I think about I

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Speaker 2: should start charging you.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what the number one dumbest job in

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Speaker 1: America is in a second. But here's the one that

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Speaker 1: I didn't know existed. A mourner for hire. What you

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Speaker 1: get paid to cry at funerals and make it look

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Speaker 1: like someone beloved. You had a huge crowd of people,

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Speaker 1: you bunch of friends. So you just sit there and

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Speaker 1: you just mourn for somebody that you don't even know.

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Speaker 2: That the person look like they were loved when they were.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love this. I want you all to do

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Speaker 3: this for me. I'm likely to go out first in

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Speaker 3: this room. I think if you guys at least like

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Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty I wanted to feel like ridiculous

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Speaker 3: small funeral home. Please one hundred and fifty people in

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Speaker 3: there and then just let it rip and I want

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Speaker 3: them overacting everything.

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Speaker 2: Are you gonna leave us money to hire that? Yeah? Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 2: What I'm not gonna do is spend money out of

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Speaker 2: my pocket. Oh no, no, it'll be like my cask.

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Speaker 3: It will be a piece of junk, but there will

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Speaker 3: be money for all those mourners.

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Speaker 1: I would love that too, But I would love it

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Speaker 1: if there was nobody there except the professional mourner.

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Speaker 2: Just one professional miner. Yeah, the weirdest and.

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Speaker 1: I will have lines written for them and it will

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Speaker 1: be a five hour funeral.

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Speaker 2: They're going to earn.

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Speaker 4: Their money will be above looking down.

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Speaker 2: Put it out of the movie.

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Speaker 1: What is the number one dumbest job in America? According

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Speaker 1: to this list? A sign spinner.

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Speaker 2: It's the dumbest job ever.

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Speaker 4: I saw one of those this last weekend and Homie

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Speaker 4: was chilling. You do need to have some skill to

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Speaker 4: be able to spend those signs. Have you ever tried?

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Speaker 4: It's not easy.

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Speaker 2: Have you tried to do it?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 4: So I worked at a tanning slan for a while

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Speaker 4: and next or was a pet store and they had

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Speaker 4: one of those spinner signs that had to stand out

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Speaker 4: on the corner. And there's this one guy who would

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Speaker 4: always do it. He was super fancy. Flip it and

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Speaker 4: throw it in the air and whoos like pizza And

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Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I want to try it. Hit

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Speaker 4: me in the face. They landed on the ground.

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Speaker 2: That is not easy. Did you at least point it

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Speaker 2: beside in the right direction? Why? I just held it

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Speaker 2: up and started doing like my Cheerman was like.

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Speaker 1: Whoa there is There is a big skill level whatever

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Speaker 1: the word is I'm trying to think of when.

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Speaker 2: It comes to sign yeah, because some people.

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Speaker 1: Just stand there, you know, barely putting anything into it.

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Speaker 1: And then there are some people that you're like, man,

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Speaker 1: they love being a sign spinner. Every time I dropped

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Speaker 1: by one of those people, I'm like, if I had

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Speaker 1: a company, I would hire them in an instant.

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Speaker 2: I was so much effort into their job. No, I

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Speaker 2: would not hire them.

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Speaker 1: I can't read what's on the signs going everywhere every

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Speaker 1: which way and shaped like an arrow, which that's true.

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Speaker 2: Not the spinner's fault.

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Speaker 4: That is the company's fault for making a bad sign

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Speaker 4: is doing their job.

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Speaker 1: I always drive by those guys and I'm like, man,

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Speaker 1: if I put as much effort into anything as they

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Speaker 1: do into flipping that sign, anything could happen for me.

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Speaker 1: Yet tired just looking at him and like, man, you

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Speaker 1: put way too much effort into your job.

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Speaker 2: How did you do it without any expression? As well?

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Speaker 2: That is part of the skill.

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Speaker 3: They're asserting massive amounts of energy and their face just

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Speaker 3: who yeah.

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Speaker 4: No mad having like they look like the house off

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Speaker 4: and have a good time I see a guy singing.

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Speaker 2: So I don't know what we're looking at, but the

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Speaker 2: Spinners still sounds

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Speaker 1: Like being a sign spinner is a pretty awesome job, actually,