WEBVTT - Borrowed Dad’s Car and Got Pulled Over

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tap, Ahi, Garrett,

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<v Speaker 1>what's it all about?

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<v Speaker 2>So Mark wants to play a phone tap on his

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<v Speaker 2>dad Rich Now. Dad has been kind enough to let

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<v Speaker 2>his son Mark bar of the car now for a

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<v Speaker 2>few weeks. So we thought now would be the perfect

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<v Speaker 2>time to play what we call a phone tap. So

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<v Speaker 2>Mark's going to start to call the dad and then

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to join in later as a police officer.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, I never heard you play police officer. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>see what happens. Yeah, what's going on? Not much? What

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing? You know? I kind of have a

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<v Speaker 1>little problem. Well, what's the matter? I got? I was

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<v Speaker 1>driving your car and I pulled over the side of

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<v Speaker 1>the road and I parked in the fire lane and

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<v Speaker 1>cop pulled me over. Wait aute, you took my car

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, without asking me, what's wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of told you were a police officer to

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<v Speaker 1>get off because I don't have my license either. You

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<v Speaker 1>told him I'm a cop. What the hell is wrong

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<v Speaker 1>with you? I'm not a cop. You're lying to a cop.

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<v Speaker 1>I figured you just talked to him camaraderie. Get off.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to get out of here. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to lie for you. Are you a bore on

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<v Speaker 1>or something didn't good at your father? That's my father.

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<v Speaker 1>Put the cop on the phone right now, officer. My

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<v Speaker 1>father wants to speak with you.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, gar it stare right there. Hey, sir, this

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<v Speaker 2>is Danny Reagan over at the police deuice.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you great?

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<v Speaker 2>So your son says you used to work at the

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<v Speaker 2>deuce deuse.

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<v Speaker 1>That's great, you know, Richie, Listen, I gotta be honest

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<v Speaker 1>with you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to be straight with you. Your son was

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<v Speaker 2>parked in a no parking zone outside of a deli.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought there was an emergency, but when he came back,

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<v Speaker 2>he was eating a baloney sandwich and then he pulled

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<v Speaker 2>out the card. He started talking about how many years

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<v Speaker 2>you've been on the forest. And I respect that, so

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<v Speaker 2>I just wanted to give you a common courtesy.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta stop you for a second. Okay, Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate the respect to showing me, but I'm not a

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<v Speaker 1>police officer. My son, he's great. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Your dad's not a cop?

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<v Speaker 1>No's he just doesn't like talking about it. He feels like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, he doesn't want to. I am not a cop.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't appreciate being lied to like that. I got

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<v Speaker 2>to go back to the car now, if you don't mind,

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<v Speaker 2>I just have to write up the ticket for that

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<v Speaker 2>right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I apologize for his ignorance, So I really do. This

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't be happening. Yeah, curiously, you get pulled over by

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<v Speaker 1>a cop, you lied him, and you expect me to

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<v Speaker 1>corroborate your lie. I'm not gonna go to jail and

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<v Speaker 1>do time for you because you decided it was better

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<v Speaker 1>to lie to a cop than be honest. All you

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<v Speaker 1>had to do was tell this guy the truth and

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<v Speaker 1>you would have gotten off. But now you're out of you.

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<v Speaker 1>He's gonna left you. We had him full debt. No

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<v Speaker 1>you you thought you had him fool He's a cop.

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<v Speaker 1>He knew from the beginning you were pulling. Why couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>you just part in the corner like a normal person.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't a big deal. You lied to a cop.

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<v Speaker 1>He's giving you a ticket, and you took my car

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<v Speaker 1>without asking me. What the hell is wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 1>For a damn baloney sandwich. It's not a big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't even worry about him. What are you doing right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hearing you're eating. Do you understand what's going on

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<v Speaker 1>the consequences that you're facing right now? You're gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>a ticket and they're gonna call my car. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to split that sandwich out. Put it back in

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<v Speaker 1>the bed. Ten attention to what's going on. Listen, stock

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<v Speaker 1>what I got mustard on on your shirt? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>are you kidding me? You're worried about your shirt? Don't worry.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry. I'll be those Stop stuttering. Listen, shut up,

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<v Speaker 1>stop stuttering and tell me where.

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<v Speaker 2>You are right now, sir, my name's actually Garrett from

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. And you just got

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<v Speaker 2>phone tap by your son.

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<v Speaker 1>Dat You guys phone tapped me. Look here, you're sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>you owning me. I can't believe you guys just did this.

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<v Speaker 1>We're so gullible. You need to relax. So I'm at

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<v Speaker 1>work and you see you're doing this day Elvis Duran's

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<v Speaker 1>phone tap. This pal tab was pre recorded with permission

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<v Speaker 1>granted by all participates.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 2>the Morning Show