Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tap, Ahi, Garrett,
Speaker 1: what's it all about?
Speaker 2: So Mark wants to play a phone tap on his
Speaker 2: dad Rich Now. Dad has been kind enough to let
Speaker 2: his son Mark bar of the car now for a
Speaker 2: few weeks. So we thought now would be the perfect
Speaker 2: time to play what we call a phone tap. So
Speaker 2: Mark's going to start to call the dad and then
Speaker 2: I'm going to join in later as a police officer.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I never heard you play police officer. I'll
Speaker 1: see what happens. Yeah, what's going on? Not much? What
Speaker 1: are you doing? You know? I kind of have a
Speaker 1: little problem. Well, what's the matter? I got? I was
Speaker 1: driving your car and I pulled over the side of
Speaker 1: the road and I parked in the fire lane and
Speaker 1: cop pulled me over. Wait aute, you took my car
Speaker 1: first of all, without asking me, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: I kind of told you were a police officer to
Speaker 1: get off because I don't have my license either. You
Speaker 1: told him I'm a cop. What the hell is wrong
Speaker 1: with you? I'm not a cop. You're lying to a cop.
Speaker 1: I figured you just talked to him camaraderie. Get off.
Speaker 1: I just want to get out of here. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to lie for you. Are you a bore on
Speaker 1: or something didn't good at your father? That's my father.
Speaker 1: Put the cop on the phone right now, officer. My
Speaker 1: father wants to speak with you.
Speaker 2: All right, gar it stare right there. Hey, sir, this
Speaker 2: is Danny Reagan over at the police deuice.
Speaker 1: How are you great?
Speaker 2: So your son says you used to work at the
Speaker 2: deuce deuse.
Speaker 1: That's great, you know, Richie, Listen, I gotta be honest
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 2: I'm going to be straight with you. Your son was
Speaker 2: parked in a no parking zone outside of a deli.
Speaker 2: I thought there was an emergency, but when he came back,
Speaker 2: he was eating a baloney sandwich and then he pulled
Speaker 2: out the card. He started talking about how many years
Speaker 2: you've been on the forest. And I respect that, so
Speaker 2: I just wanted to give you a common courtesy.
Speaker 1: I gotta stop you for a second. Okay, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: appreciate the respect to showing me, but I'm not a
Speaker 1: police officer. My son, he's great. What's going on?
Speaker 2: Your dad's not a cop?
Speaker 1: No's he just doesn't like talking about it. He feels like,
Speaker 1: you know, he doesn't want to. I am not a cop.
Speaker 2: I don't appreciate being lied to like that. I got
Speaker 2: to go back to the car now, if you don't mind,
Speaker 2: I just have to write up the ticket for that
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: I apologize for his ignorance, So I really do. This
Speaker 1: shouldn't be happening. Yeah, curiously, you get pulled over by
Speaker 1: a cop, you lied him, and you expect me to
Speaker 1: corroborate your lie. I'm not gonna go to jail and
Speaker 1: do time for you because you decided it was better
Speaker 1: to lie to a cop than be honest. All you
Speaker 1: had to do was tell this guy the truth and
Speaker 1: you would have gotten off. But now you're out of you.
Speaker 1: He's gonna left you. We had him full debt. No
Speaker 1: you you thought you had him fool He's a cop.
Speaker 1: He knew from the beginning you were pulling. Why couldn't
Speaker 1: you just part in the corner like a normal person.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a big deal. You lied to a cop.
Speaker 1: He's giving you a ticket, and you took my car
Speaker 1: without asking me. What the hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: For a damn baloney sandwich. It's not a big deal.
Speaker 1: Don't even worry about him. What are you doing right now.
Speaker 1: I'm hearing you're eating. Do you understand what's going on
Speaker 1: the consequences that you're facing right now? You're gonna get
Speaker 1: a ticket and they're gonna call my car. I don't
Speaker 1: want to split that sandwich out. Put it back in
Speaker 1: the bed. Ten attention to what's going on. Listen, stock
Speaker 1: what I got mustard on on your shirt? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? You're worried about your shirt? Don't worry.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. I'll be those Stop stuttering. Listen, shut up,
Speaker 1: stop stuttering and tell me where.
Speaker 2: You are right now, sir, my name's actually Garrett from
Speaker 2: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. And you just got
Speaker 2: phone tap by your son.
Speaker 1: Dat You guys phone tapped me. Look here, you're sorry,
Speaker 1: you owning me. I can't believe you guys just did this.
Speaker 1: We're so gullible. You need to relax. So I'm at
Speaker 1: work and you see you're doing this day Elvis Duran's
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