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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of chick Trends.

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Speaker 1: Jockey like chicken Jockey, the thing that all the kids

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Speaker 1: are talking about and that I totally understand. Yep, my

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Speaker 1: name is Jack.

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Speaker 2: That over there is mild. Yeah, you guys should check

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Speaker 2: Jack's instagram for when he posted a chicken Jockey video

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Speaker 2: he was eating a Popeye's drumstick through the little dick

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Speaker 2: hole window of a pair of jockey underwear. Anyway, chicken

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Speaker 2: jockey and then.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Miles was wearing the underwear. Was he's a viral

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Speaker 1: TDZ contact gonna rye. It's like, how did you get that? Hey, man,

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Speaker 1: I don't just it's a bit.

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Speaker 2: It's a bit. I just saw a headline about how

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Speaker 2: a guy was sniffing like dirty socks and he got

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Speaker 2: a lung infection.

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Speaker 1: What Yeah, it's very was it from the Daily Mail? Look, man,

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Speaker 1: I stay up on the latest, uh snock socks. This

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Speaker 1: is actually and vite health news.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, man hospital hospitalized after sniffing his own dirty

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Speaker 2: socks and growing fungus in his lungs.

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Speaker 1: We damn I do smell my dirty socks, you know,

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Speaker 1: like once they're off, just to be like these are dirty, right, Like,

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Speaker 1: even though I know they are, I'm like, but how

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Speaker 1: dirty hot? You know?

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Speaker 2: And the only way I know is if I duct

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Speaker 2: tape it around my nose and mouth and on there

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Speaker 2: for fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 1: Off in that ship like Dennis Hopper in blue velvet.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, it's good he's been back.

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Speaker 1: What I'm so Last time I was out of the

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Speaker 1: country for a couple of weeks, Biden shit the debate

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Speaker 1: stage and Trump got shot in the tippy top of

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Speaker 1: his ear.

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Speaker 2: Huh.

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Speaker 1: Time before that, Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the oscars.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: This time, I feel like chicken Jockey was main the

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Speaker 1: main thing that I missed. Came back to. Everybody's talking

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Speaker 1: chicken jockey.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's hey man, everyone's talking chicken and job.

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Speaker 1: Everybody is telling about.

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Speaker 2: We mean, constitutional crisis. Let's say, show the world the

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Speaker 2: global economy on the brink. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well we can just get deported where. Oh I

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Speaker 1: guess that's the constitutional crisis. Yeah, economy teetering.

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Speaker 2: Oh, there's multiple. I mean there's another constitutional crisis where

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Speaker 2: you know. Trump banished the Associated Press for not acknowledging

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Speaker 2: Gulf of America, and a court was like, yeah, you

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Speaker 2: can't do that, like reinstate them. They still haven't done it.

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Speaker 2: Then you have the Obrago Garcia case with the man

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Speaker 2: from Maryland who is deported to El Salvador, and then

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Speaker 2: you know the Supreme Court being like, yeah, he should

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Speaker 2: have never left. What are you doing now? Chris van Holland,

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Speaker 2: the senator from Maryland, has wrote written a letter to

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Speaker 2: President Buquelaan is like, I'm pulling up and want to

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Speaker 2: see what's going on. So we'll see how further this

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Speaker 2: crisis deepens. But that was a nice moment to see

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Speaker 2: a senator now being like, nope.

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Speaker 1: Trump, isn't the Trump administration actively ignoring a nine to

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Speaker 1: oh Supreme Court?

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're like they're spinning it

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Speaker 2: to his face. It's like, yeah, they agree with you now,

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Speaker 2: I know. It's like it's dude, it's we're fucking Jack.

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Speaker 2: Go back.

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Speaker 1: Stanory tuchinal crisis.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I don't know what that is, but I like it.

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Speaker 1: Like Stanley Tucci. But if was Italian food, Yeah yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh for sure.

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Speaker 2: If you leave again, sure, man, we got to see

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Speaker 2: what happens. Jack, just maybe take it. Let's take a

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Speaker 2: quick trip, man, Let's just keep Let's see if this Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: let's hit a hard reset. All right.

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Speaker 1: Uh so that's what I missed. Quick run through what's

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Speaker 1: happening now. We got the Trump administration demanding that Harvard

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Speaker 1: and m I T start getting in line with uh.

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Speaker 2: Mega, Yeah, you might want to try and fit yourself

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Speaker 2: for some new knee pads, man to get on your

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Speaker 2: knees and beg the Trump administry for your little money, right,

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Speaker 2: because yeah, both Harvard and MIT are basically saying fuck

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Speaker 2: no to the demands of the Trump administration. Trump again,

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Speaker 2: We've seen this from the beginning of this this this year,

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Speaker 2: since his administration began. He's on a mission to go

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Speaker 2: after academia, since having only one way of thinking is

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Speaker 2: one of the first boxes you need to tick as

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Speaker 2: an authoritarian. So having schools teaching shit like science or laws, no, no,

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Speaker 2: big nah, No, I certain laws are all right, I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, well, we're not allowed to have the

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Speaker 1: difference of opinion that I only like like five of

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Speaker 1: the laws.

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Speaker 2: No, I mean it's wild because like the things that

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Speaker 2: they were demanding were like essentially this. So this is

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Speaker 2: what's been happening, right, The Trump administration puts together goon

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Speaker 2: squad and they go like, we're looking for woke stuff

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Speaker 2: at this school or quote.

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Speaker 1: Unquote anti semitism Israeli the Israeli government.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well but even then it's like you're teaching about

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Speaker 2: critical race theory, you know, that's still that's the a

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Speaker 2: thing too that they're like when that happens, like, oh,

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Speaker 2: we've found it. Now we are going to threaten your

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Speaker 2: funding unless you do these things, which essentially makes the

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Speaker 2: Trump administration completely in charge of your university. From who

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Speaker 2: you can hire, who you can fire, what the like

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Speaker 2: administrative staff looks like, the students, the curriculum, all of that.

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Speaker 2: That was a bridge too far for Harvard and MIT.

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Speaker 2: We're like, no, that's then we ceased to be the

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Speaker 2: institution that attracts all these fine thinkers and lots of money.

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Speaker 2: And Columbia did do this right. They got four hundred

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Speaker 2: million stripped away. They said, fine, we'll let ice come

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Speaker 2: on our campuses and just terrorize our students, and you

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Speaker 2: can have cops just bad up anyone you want. That

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Speaker 2: backfired completely. They they bent the knee, and now they're

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Speaker 2: not even they're not even in a better position. They're

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Speaker 2: worse off now. So I think Harvard and MIT probably

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Speaker 2: saw that as an example and be like, yeah, this

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Speaker 2: is like fuck all this like, we're not gonna We're

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Speaker 2: not going to compromise. You know, at least are what

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Speaker 2: we have. I have left of a constitutional right to

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Speaker 2: teach people what we say that. And if you want

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Speaker 2: to take the two billion dollar grant away from the school,

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Speaker 2: as Trump has threatened to do, just they're like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: we're Harvard. We have fifty three billion dollars in our endowment.

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Speaker 1: I have long been like, what is that fifty three

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Speaker 1: billion dollar endowment possibly for? And now I have my answer.

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Speaker 2: It's I think you hope right, because this is truly

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Speaker 2: no excuse not to just remain independent from a authoritarian regime.

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Speaker 1: I feel like that would be bad for the old brand.

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Speaker 1: If you're consulting me Harvard and MIT, I'd say, uh,

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Speaker 1: to fall in line with the Trump administration probably bad

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Speaker 1: for your brand, bad.

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Speaker 2: For your brand. And yeah, they're you know, now Trump's

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Speaker 2: sort of counter to them being like, well, fuck you,

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Speaker 2: We've got money. Perhaps Harvard should lose its tax exempt

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Speaker 2: status and be taxed as a political entity if it

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Speaker 2: keeps pushing political ideological and terrorists inspired slash supporting quote

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Speaker 2: unquote sickness. Remember, tax exempt status is totally contingent on

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Speaker 2: acting in the public interest. Yeah, so we're just throwing

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Speaker 2: terrorism around. Terrorist inspired sounds like when you look at

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Speaker 2: like a deceptive like apartment listing in LA and they're like,

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Speaker 2: it's Beverly Hills adjacent.

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Speaker 1: Inspired terrorist We have many men, Yeah, Miles, have you

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Speaker 1: dined with us before? No?

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Speaker 2: No, what do you guys do here?

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Speaker 1: It's a thing called that you've never heard of, called

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Speaker 1: a pop off style. Oh you just spit all over

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Speaker 1: my sorry. Uh yeah, okay, that's that seems it seems bad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean at the very least you're I mean,

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Speaker 2: so many institutions have just been preemptively rolling over Yeah,

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Speaker 2: shook that the two billion dollars a go away. When

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Speaker 2: you have fifty three and you have like over one

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Speaker 2: hundred billionaires as your alumni, you might be able to

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Speaker 2: cobble together a couple couple you know, pennies did.

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Speaker 1: American's view of Israel is majority unfavorable for the first

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Speaker 1: time in the history. I think you guys probably covered that.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, actually no, I think that was Yeah.

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Speaker 1: That was a new pole that said the unfavorable view

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Speaker 1: of Israel for the first time. So I feel like

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Speaker 1: these policies will get more aggressive because of that.

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, and it's so transparent too, and like they're

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Speaker 2: calling out like like what what the exact wrong think is?

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Speaker 2: You're like, oh Jesus, like what happened to it? Like

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Speaker 2: even like that's where the maggot people are like what

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Speaker 2: happened to like America first? Yeah, noney, no, no, it

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Speaker 2: wasn't about y'all and your racism. I mean a little bit,

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Speaker 2: but there's a it's about taking your money.

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Speaker 1: Nineteen eighty four's like vision of authoritarianism with like double

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Speaker 1: speak was just like that's too much artistry. There's like

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Speaker 1: too much work being put in. They're like, no, we're

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Speaker 1: not gonna bother though with that shah, there's no double speak.

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Speaker 2: Just like if someone gives you like an actual fact,

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Speaker 2: you just go no single speak, one word. All right, Well,

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Speaker 2: here's a cool thing that you can distract yourself with,

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Speaker 2: ai doll that you can you can turn yourself into

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Speaker 2: a Barbie doll or a g I Joe with like

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Speaker 2: some fun little uh like the things that come with

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Speaker 2: the Action figure, the little little Yeah, myles, what would

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Speaker 2: your what would your g I Joe accessories? GI Joe

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Speaker 2: would be like a soccer ball?

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Speaker 1: Oh what fun?

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Speaker 2: A bunch of flats like chicken wings. Yeah, headfares, there

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Speaker 2: it is, there it is, and then like it may

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Speaker 2: be like a big sprite or Baja blast. Maybe you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean? Is my my accessory cup?

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Speaker 1: Are you? Brian? The editor wants to know what the

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Speaker 1: fuck you're doing with a soccer ball? Fucking juggling it? Dude?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean? What am I doing with it?

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Speaker 1: Fucking scoring goals?

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Speaker 2: Dude? I'm putting it under my shirt and pretending I

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Speaker 2: have a big belly. You know my bit, Bri, You've

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Speaker 2: been around me for years.

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Speaker 1: I think mine would be it's a mountain dew obviously,

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Speaker 1: mm hmm. That's it, all right, that's it.

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Speaker 2: That's all I'm willing to reveal. I mean, it's just

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Speaker 2: so wild, Like every fucking week there's like, hey, AI

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Speaker 2: will help distract you from the collapse of society because

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Speaker 2: you can now look at a weird rendering of yourself

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Speaker 2: as a.

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Speaker 1: As a plastic y'all.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's something like I don't know, I don't know

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Speaker 2: what philosopher would have something to say about this and

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Speaker 2: where we are, but it.

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Speaker 1: That Jack, I leave that to you classification like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: turn yourself into a plastic doll. You already feel like

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Speaker 1: you're being manipulated by a giant hand and have absolutely

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Speaker 1: no control over your life, so turn yourself into a

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Speaker 1: little plastic posable action figure. This trend apparently blew up

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Speaker 1: on LinkedIn because people were like trying to make their

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Speaker 1: boring jobs seem exciting and toy worthy, and so they

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Speaker 1: would put trying to think like what so I'm looking

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Speaker 1: at one of these, it's like Susie Vac edition. So

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Speaker 1: that's fun. She's got like some sunglasses and some sun

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Speaker 1: fine a Fanta or a is that tab?

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Speaker 2: I can't No, it's Fanta, but it's also Ai. So

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Speaker 2: nothing like kind of looks like anything.

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Speaker 2: Oh, welcome to the resistance, Jimmy Ning ning Ning swish,

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Speaker 2: we're here because you guys were viciously attacking comedians.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know. Area fifty one, by the way,

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Speaker 1: And then we got Somennett texts on it, and then

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Speaker 2: Huh. I love that ship. There will be this time

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Speaker 1: Raw damn.

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Speaker 1: I just rode in that. I just played Pong in

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Speaker 1: tomorrow with a who last episode of the show. Until then,

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Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get

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Speaker 1: your vaccines while you still can get your flu shot,

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Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk

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Speaker 1: to you all tomorrow. Bye bye,