WEBVTT - The US Military and Education swap budgets 0:00:02.640 --> 0:00:05.880 Welcome back to another episode of Give Me This. I'm 0:00:05.880 --> 0:00:08.920 your guest, Pull Stratton in for KP. Let's meet everybody. 0:00:09.039 --> 0:00:14.640 The First up, it's Mark Gagliardi. Hey good, What celeb 0:00:14.720 --> 0:00:16.880 did you idolize growing up? Who are you like? Super 0:00:16.920 --> 0:00:21.119 into as kid? As a kid? I was super into 0:00:21.200 --> 0:00:23.680 I know I've mentioned this on the show before Elvis. 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:27.080 I was obsessed with Elvis as a kid. I grew 0:00:27.200 --> 0:00:30.080 up in Tennessee. My mom lived had lived down the 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:33.239 street from Elvis and had had knew him and had 0:00:33.280 --> 0:00:38.440 met him several times. I owned jumpsuits um as, and 0:00:38.520 --> 0:00:41.320 one of my jumpsuits got too small for me, so 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:45.000 my mom cut the satin pants part of the jumpsuit 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:48.559 off and I just had an Elvis jumpsuit from the 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:50.680 waist up that I wore as it. I was like 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:54.320 porky pigging it. I wore it like a jacket with 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:58.720 uh with jeans. Um Yeah, I was. I was very 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:03.840 Elvis obsessed and glad I asked that question. Next up, 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:08.560 it's Jackie gazalas Jackie. There's kind of a theme to 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:10.880 all this. Was there a toy you coveted as a kid. 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:12.880 It's like that that one toy you really wanted, but 0:01:13.120 --> 0:01:15.000 either you didn't get or you just finally got after 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:18.680 a lot of lobbying. I really wanted a doodle bear. 0:01:19.720 --> 0:01:23.800 And do you guys remember doodle bears. It was a 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:27.600 teddy bear and it came in either like pink or 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:30.920 purple or blue, and it almost looked like it was 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:33.440 made out of denim, and it came with a pen 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:37.600 and you could doodle on this bear and like design 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:40.720 it and drawn it. And I was I really liked 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:46.039 drawing as a kid, and I really wanted a doodle bear. 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:50.040 And I asked Santa for a few years and I 0:01:50.120 --> 0:01:55.240 finally got it. But I didn't like petition my parents. 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:57.840 You mean, it's like I asked Santa and he didn't 0:01:57.840 --> 0:02:01.120 bring it, so okay, Like I didn't petitioned my parents. 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:04.720 I felt very and I don't know why no one 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:08.280 made me feel this way, but I felt very guilty 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:13.840 having my parents spend money on me, and so I 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:15.800 didn't like. We'd go to the toy store and like 0:02:16.320 --> 0:02:19.160 my rich stepfather would be like, you can pick any 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:21.800 toy you want, and I'd be like, no, no, I'm okay, 0:02:21.840 --> 0:02:25.240 and he's like, Jackie, go pick a toy, and I'm like, no, no, really, 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:28.400 I'm fine, Like Jackie, just go pick a Barbie, Okay, 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:30.200 you know you want one, and I have to like 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:33.400 be coaxed, you know. It's like, you're right, I do 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:36.480 want I do want one. But I felt bad. You 0:02:36.520 --> 0:02:42.840 should mention this to your therapist. You're worth it. I'm 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:47.560 worth the doodle bear. So I petitioned Santa because I 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:49.200 was like, I don't you know, he doesn't pay for it, 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:53.079 he makes it. Well, maybe we get listeners to send 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:55.000 you a bunch of doodle bears. See how many of 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:58.120 you can get. I got one, though eventually more bears 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:04.480 were twenty funny two. Next up, it's a tool saying 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:07.800 that's all. What was like the first concert you went to? 0:03:08.320 --> 0:03:14.160 Remember this very clearly. It was Bush, you know, uh, 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:25.760 Kevin Kevin Newsom, but it was that's the character Kevin um. Yeah. 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:30.000 It was standing room only, like a three room, a 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:33.360 lot of mosh pit activity. It's all very I remember 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:36.120 taking my shirt off. I was like, what am I doing? Uh? 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:43.240 But that burdens and I and I served for the 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:46.040 first time. Uh. So it did it all in the 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:50.520 first first trip. Whoa, I'm not a concert guy though, 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:55.600 So I never felt like I deserved concerts. You should 0:03:55.600 --> 0:04:00.280 talk about that with your well, I mean, no one 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:06.360 deserves Bush so actually still love them. So there you go. Uh, last, 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:10.640 but not least, Craig Kaikowski, Craig A fire trucks come 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:14.000 to get you. Did you have movie posters on your 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:18.200 wall as a kid and what were they? Hell? Yes, 0:04:18.440 --> 0:04:25.039 I did, uh And they were Star Wars and the 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:31.760 Muppet Movie and I'm trying to repeace together my my 0:04:31.920 --> 0:04:35.040 room and I had kind of a jungle theme going on, 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:43.080 so there was more like, uh like Elvis, like Elvis exactly, 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:45.200 so that those are the big ones that I remember. 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:48.560 So it's the the original Star Wars with like all 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:55.400 nine main characters like Luke with a lightsaber drawn and uh, 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:58.600 and then the Muppet Movie with the nine main characters 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:02.240 all right of it. Yeah, Like the room that I 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:05.200 was in had like strawberry wallpaper or something like we 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:06.800 moved in there, so it's like I gotta cover this 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:09.200 ship up. So like I used to go to the 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:11.560 local video store, which is Blue Hair and Video and Davis, 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:13.560 and they would just like giveaway posters and I would 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:15.320 just take them on just plaster everything over. So I 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:17.640 had some weird ones just because they were covering up 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:22.440 the things like Nadine with Jeff Bridges and Kimbition that 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:25.400 was on my wall as a kid, you had Nadine 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:28.240 on your wall. I did, amongst other every kid love 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:32.760 that movie. Get Shorty, very informative question. Yeah, give you 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:34.880 a credit. I learned so much about everybody. I have 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:37.719 three of those giant cardboard stands that they give out 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:39.560 like to promote stuff at the video stores. I had 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:43.080 as a kid. Of course, I had broadcast News, Uh, 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:45.880 Willow and Dirty Dancing. Those are the three that I had. 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:48.120 We had one of those in my basement and it 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:52.200 was the Ellen Degenerous movie Mr Wrong. Oh. We had 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:56.479 a giant cardboard Ellen Degenerous and Bill Pullman on their 0:05:56.520 --> 0:06:02.920 wedding day. That the movie. Yeah, the cardboard stand. Yeah, 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:06.080 our our video store to the same thing. You think, 0:06:06.279 --> 0:06:08.239 I don't love you enough to break my own finger? 0:06:09.880 --> 0:06:15.240 That's yeah? What a film? What a film? Let's do 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:18.000 a damn show I did. I quoted the trailer from 0:06:18.000 --> 0:06:20.160 The Strong. You don't have to quote the movie. That's 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:21.839 the trailer. As a lot of the trailers, all you 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:24.760 need to know. Let's do a damn show, shall we. 0:06:24.960 --> 0:06:27.920 All of our scene suggestions are gathered from listeners, emails, 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:30.039 or from our Patreon va p s. To become a 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:32.480 Patreon supporter of the show and enjoy exclusive content and 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:35.240 other perks, just head on over to Patreon dot com 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:37.680 slash alchemy this. If you'd like to submit a scene 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:41.279 suggestion via email, please write to the podcast at alchemy 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:48.760 this email at gmail dot com. That's com a lot 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:54.800 of anger and Greg's your just precise diction. Scene one 0:06:54.920 --> 0:06:58.120 is from Alchemy v I P. Thomas Lawson, who wrote, Hello, 0:06:58.200 --> 0:07:01.920 League of Extraordinary Alchemists. I just have a suggestion the U. S. 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:07.760 Military and the Department of Education swap budgets. M hmm, 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:14.200 all right, you you get a maclaptop, and you get 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:18.120 a maclaptop, and you get a Mac. Everyone in this room, 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:22.200 well thanks Mr Henderson. Yeah, thanks Charlie. We're gonna be 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:25.800 doing some fun stuff in this class from now on, 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:31.800 all right, no more or should we say tanks? Mr Henderson, No, 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:36.560 there's tanks outside the wind getting that film. WHOA cool? 0:07:37.080 --> 0:07:40.160 We're gonna be painted in our school colors. We're gonna 0:07:40.200 --> 0:07:43.760 be teaching how to drive in tanks. Uh, so you'll 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:48.520 be getting your permit via tanks and you're also going 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:52.400 to be learning how to fly a jet plane. UM, 0:07:52.480 --> 0:07:55.680 all right that Stacy, Do you have a question. I 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:59.160 just can't believe I'm allowed to fly a jet plane because, 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:03.280 let me tell you, that's been my reap. I said, 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:05.880 the big planes in the air, and I say, whoa, whoa, whoa. 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:09.680 Get me in one of those and put me in charge. Yeah, Stacy, 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:13.320 I love that to to do. Uh and and go 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:16.000 to spirit. I can do it. I bet you put 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:17.440 me in there right now, and I'll think it to 0:08:17.480 --> 0:08:20.280 the moon. Baby. Well we're gonna learn. We're gonna learn first, 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:22.240 all right, all right, but I bet you I can 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:23.920 do it. I mean just saying to believe in yourself 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:28.800 and you can do anything. Super stars. Mr Henderson, Mr Henderson, 0:08:29.120 --> 0:08:31.280 Does this mean now that we have all this money? 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:33.680 Does this mean that when you aren't able to be here, 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:36.640 our substitute teacher will show us movies in that giant 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:40.040 screening room with DTS Delby surrounds sound at the five 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:43.280 point do'llby surrounds sound. That's absolutely right. Somebody saw the 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:49.439 theater already. UM I heard that. We get releases beforehand, 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:54.040 we get um like pre screens for upcoming movies. That's 0:08:54.040 --> 0:08:56.520 what's just what I heard. These rumors are all true. 0:08:56.520 --> 0:08:59.000 There's really no limit to what we are going to 0:08:59.160 --> 0:09:03.080 be privy to. Alright, Hey, Mr Henderson, I walked, I 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:07.160 walked past a door that said cadaver lab. What's that? Okay, 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:10.559 your your bo your bio class is going to be changed, 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:14.360 all right, and now instead of dissecting frogs, instead of 0:09:14.400 --> 0:09:17.640 dissecting any other kind of small pig or something, Um, 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:22.600 you're gonna get human cadavers. Uh WHOA cool? Yeah, so 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:25.800 we're gonna be learning anatomy of the body and uh 0:09:27.240 --> 0:09:30.760 I things for changing. You're gonna be the smartest generation 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:35.319 we've ever had because you're gonna have access to everything. Alright, 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:41.520 soldiers falling, We've got a gun. We're gonna have to 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:45.240 take turns with the gun. But sir, we're taking fire 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:49.600 right now. I know. But we've got just the one. Uh, 0:09:49.640 --> 0:09:54.160 you know, you've got to make the best dude. Alright, Well, 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:57.360 he called dips. He's got it. Can we bring some 0:09:57.520 --> 0:10:03.680 from home? Can we bring our own ammunition and whatnot? Yeah, 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:06.480 I've heard people have put out go fund me. Maybe 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:08.120 you can put a go fund me up to get 0:10:08.320 --> 0:10:14.360 more supplies. Good idea, it's a good idea. Hey, Serge, 0:10:14.840 --> 0:10:17.360 I got two of them. But here's the gunback. It's 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:19.680 all out of bullets. All right. Well, we're just gonna 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:21.480 have to wait this out. We're not getting any until 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:25.160 the next fiscal quarter. So uh, this is quarter of 0:10:25.240 --> 0:10:29.120 Q one, so in Q two we should be able 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:34.120 to get some more ammunition. M So we just we 0:10:34.240 --> 0:10:37.040 just sit sit here in in this in this warehouse, 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:41.880 just just wait. Yep. As you know, soldiers are the 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:45.719 real heroes. So we're just gonna wait here until we 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:49.400 get those things. I like that go fund me idea. 0:10:51.400 --> 0:10:53.280 All right, well we can try that. Does anybody know 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:55.680 how to do that or have a computer to do 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:59.920 it on? No? Might might know that My friends in 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:03.040 the private Army, and he says, they have all kinds 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:07.160 of what and I'd love to be in the private 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:14.280 Who's doing that? What's happening there? Mr Musk is private army. 0:11:15.200 --> 0:11:20.360 Mr Musks is private army. Oh no, it's hard to say. 0:11:20.440 --> 0:11:27.000 Mr Musk is Mr Musk's private Armies, private Army. I 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:29.720 didn't realize I thought that. I thought that, you know, 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:33.920 there's the one. You know, most people can't afford to 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:36.880 join the private army. Okay, so we're just gonna have 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:40.120 to do our best to get you soldiers across the 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:44.319 line and be efficient, you know, yeah for sure. Well 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:47.480 I've got other skills. I can do a triple back 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:52.720 handspring and a full talk. Okay, good, you know, write 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:54.880 that down. That's the last piece of paper we have, 0:11:55.160 --> 0:12:02.040 so real small What did what did everyone ring for lunch? Okay, 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:07.480 I guess I'm the only with skills. Uh, I've got 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:09.640 I've got a go gurt. I have a go gurt 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:12.640 and I have a tapioga. Interesting, I brought a lunchable. 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:16.440 I forgot to bring my lunch Do you want some 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:17.880 of them? Do you want some of the bologny from 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:25.160 my lunchable? Um? Yeah, yea lonely lunchable. Yeah. Look what 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:29.959 the private army can afford? The Turkey lunchables. Yeah, we 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:33.120 get the bologny ones. They even had those pizza lunchables. 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:37.560 Serge heard about those? Yes, sir, are we gonna lose 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:42.720 this war? Well, listen, we defunded the army because all 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:49.240 they did was sit around and talk about snacks. Um. Yes, 0:12:49.320 --> 0:12:52.720 Senator I just have a question for you for defend 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:55.880 defunding the army. How do you expect us to do 0:12:56.120 --> 0:13:00.559 our job? Well, you, as a reporter, I expect to 0:13:00.679 --> 0:13:04.880 still do your job. You can investigate things, you can 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:10.480 ask questions and whatnot. Yes, I am expecting you to 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:13.400 still be do your job. Yes, that's absolutely correct, and 0:13:13.480 --> 0:13:16.280 we will do our job. But could you help us 0:13:16.400 --> 0:13:22.439 do our job by explaining why exactly you you know 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:27.280 where the money went where it went? Yeah, absolutely, so 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:31.559 we redirected the funds into the public schooling of the 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:37.880 United States. Question Senator, senator, question question Senator Senator Yes, 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:41.840 um uh Mike Mike Uh, Mike shot a shot face 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:45.800 from the Financial Times. We're just we're just curious over here. 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:49.200 Why did you require that? I understand that you traded 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:50.839 the budgets, but why is it that you required the 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:54.360 schools to still purchase military equipment. Well, it's not so 0:13:54.520 --> 0:13:57.480 much that we've required them to purchase new ones, so 0:13:57.600 --> 0:14:01.959 much as we had military equipment hanging around, uh, that 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:04.640 the Army could no longer afford to upkeep, and so 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:07.480 it was kind of just grandfathered in with so the budgets. 0:14:07.480 --> 0:14:10.240 The budgets were traded, but then they were also given 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:15.480 additional Grandfather military equipment. Is that what's happening right because 0:14:15.520 --> 0:14:20.080 of the additional money that it could for upkeep which 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:23.440 can no longer be serviced by the army. Now at 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:26.360 the public schools, Yeah, there's a bunch of blackhawks landing 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:29.000 on the Capitol lawn right now. I think it's two 0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:32.400 kids on a field trip. Okay, Yeah, and the kids 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:36.800 are learning fast, and uh, it's kind of interesting. We 0:14:37.760 --> 0:14:41.600 didn't expect this, but now it looks like the trajectory 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:46.640 of this swapping program will be almost a melding of swords, 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:50.600 almost like we're militarizing the children, which was not the intention, 0:14:50.800 --> 0:14:56.320 though I do see that as the shot face. I 0:14:56.360 --> 0:15:01.200 want to hear from shot face when you said, Mike, 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:04.440 shot face from Financial Times Win. We know, Mike, when 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:07.680 you get all the questions when you said, hey, hey, 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:12.000 shot face, shot face shoots shot face scores Okay, when 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:14.520 you said when you said that this was not that, 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:18.520 this was not the intention to militarize elementary schools, why 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:24.680 did you wink so vehemently? Exactly were you winking at? Uh? 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:27.960 You know, sometimes when you're a woman, you wear mascara, 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:31.360 and sometimes that mascaro falls into your eyes and then 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:34.000 you have to blink, and it looks like a wink, 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:39.640 and it certainly is not. See that looked like a wing. 0:15:39.760 --> 0:15:43.240 I'm gonna take this guy's question. Yes, yes, Senator, Hi, 0:15:43.440 --> 0:15:49.320 Tim skull punch punch. Uh Is it true that the 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:53.640 first things that you cut or artillery and uh marksman 0:15:53.760 --> 0:15:57.120 lessons and you just added tons and tons of arts programs? 0:15:59.320 --> 0:16:04.840 Um are you saying for the army? Well, you cut 0:16:04.920 --> 0:16:06.640 that from the army and then you then you added 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:09.560 arts programs for both the kids and the army, which 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:12.640 I thought was interesting. Uh. And the cat fancy readers 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:14.680 want to know more about this. Also, how many litter 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:18.480 boxes do you have per cat? Unfortunately all my cats 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:22.120 have passed. Uh. There was a very unfortunate accident having 0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:28.080 to do with turned on car in my garage. You're 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:34.000 winking again? Why are you winking again? Senator? Hey Kwaski. 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:41.480 Are are you getting to deployed to the Middle East tomorrow? Yeah? Yeah? 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:44.320 Can I get it? Can I get a ride to 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:48.200 the Middle East? Yeah? How are you getting there? My 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:51.520 Mom's gonna take me. Can I get a ride? Yeah? 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:57.720 Of course, of course, did you finish your our project? Yeah, 0:16:57.800 --> 0:16:59.960 it's stupid. No, I want to see it. We're supposed 0:16:59.960 --> 0:17:01.120 to turn them in when we get there. I want 0:17:01.120 --> 0:17:07.120 to see it. Okay, well that's me. That's really good. Yeah, 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:11.960 it's started yelling at me. Yeah, they're and you know 0:17:12.040 --> 0:17:15.800 because I I'm not in uniform, because uh, because I 0:17:16.560 --> 0:17:19.320 can't afford it. No, I get it, I get it. 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:23.560 It's really good art. Though, it's really good art. Would 0:17:23.560 --> 0:17:27.080 you do? I did a clay sculpture, but I didn't 0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:30.119 have much clay, so it's it's just a sculpture of 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:34.280 a bullet. Oh yeah, man, I hope we can use 0:17:34.320 --> 0:17:37.040 it like real bullets, right and get to the Middle East. 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:41.080 I'm worried, man. Alright, fellas were pinned in. All we 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:47.040 have are these six dioramas, fifteen pipe cleaners and four 0:17:47.200 --> 0:17:51.879 Google eyes. We gotta bike two three Google eyes, search 0:17:52.119 --> 0:17:55.840 three Google down to three Google eyes. Oh no, we're doomed. 0:17:57.520 --> 0:18:00.040 Such what are we gonna do? When we kick to 0:18:00.119 --> 0:18:02.200 hold of the Private Army they can help us. They're 0:18:02.240 --> 0:18:04.919 off doing some space thing with Mr Musk. I got 0:18:04.960 --> 0:18:10.360 an idea. How about how about you puppet a puppet show. 0:18:10.920 --> 0:18:14.920 We'll do a puppet show. You're going to say, called 0:18:14.960 --> 0:18:18.359 the kids. I like your idea. Better call the kids, 0:18:19.160 --> 0:18:21.640 call the kids, call the kids. But I like your idea. 0:18:24.440 --> 0:18:27.240 I like call the kids. They have to I like 0:18:27.400 --> 0:18:30.040 puppet show. Let's do the puppet show. Let's let's combine them. 0:18:30.080 --> 0:18:32.200 The puppet show will be the diversion to kill the 0:18:32.280 --> 0:18:34.760 time until the kids can get here. We're gonna have 0:18:34.840 --> 0:18:36.320 to pull them out of the screening room where they're 0:18:36.320 --> 0:18:38.879 being shown the birds and their anatomy class. But if 0:18:38.920 --> 0:18:40.439 we get them here in time, I think we can 0:18:40.520 --> 0:18:44.960 win this. Well, I got I got a couple of socks, 0:18:45.520 --> 0:18:48.120 and we have three googly eyes. So I'll be I'll 0:18:48.160 --> 0:18:51.520 be Mr Jones. All right here, I'll tear my shirt 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:54.040 and I'll make a curtain for the puppet show. Now 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:57.480 we're thinking, now we're cooking, all right? What else? Oh, 0:18:57.720 --> 0:19:03.960 I'll take out my hair. We can't do that. Don't 0:19:04.000 --> 0:19:10.280 do that. We can fashion a marrying it evening. The 0:19:10.480 --> 0:19:15.879 picture you out about to see is a presentation of 0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:23.320 nature's fear. All right, kids, alright, kids, I'm sorry to 0:19:23.359 --> 0:19:26.760 interrupt the movie, but uh, coming in on the feed. 0:19:27.480 --> 0:19:35.040 We've just gotten your orders. Pepperonia. No, sorry, kid, not 0:19:35.200 --> 0:19:37.879 your pizza orders for lunch today. I know that you 0:19:37.960 --> 0:19:40.800 all get your own individual pizza Hut pizza every day now, 0:19:40.920 --> 0:19:44.400 but you're kind of get white truffles on mine. Well, 0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:46.320 your country needs you today. You're gonna have to put 0:19:46.400 --> 0:19:51.040 that white truffle pizza down because you kids are going 0:19:51.080 --> 0:19:54.920 on a field trip to the Middle East. Everybody, grab 0:19:55.040 --> 0:19:57.760 your backpack. Everybody, grab your mac book. Everybody, but hey, 0:19:57.760 --> 0:20:00.560 grab your M sixteen and hop into was huies that 0:20:00.600 --> 0:20:07.320 are waiting outside for you. Do they need their MacBooks? Look, 0:20:07.440 --> 0:20:10.920 I'm just the messenger here. Okay, how do I turn 0:20:11.000 --> 0:20:16.200 this screen up? Right? He's kids, You've heard him. I 0:20:16.280 --> 0:20:18.720 need all of you to be the best kid you 0:20:18.800 --> 0:20:23.520 are today and do your service for education. All right, 0:20:24.119 --> 0:20:28.080 get your M sixteens. Everybody there. Hey, who's who's leaving 0:20:28.160 --> 0:20:32.320 the magazine? Who's leaving a magazine? Sorry, that's my copy 0:20:32.400 --> 0:20:39.480 of Cat Fancy. Yeah. Oh does that have that article 0:20:39.560 --> 0:20:43.040 on the Senate hearings? Yeah? And the one about the 0:20:43.080 --> 0:20:47.360 litter boxes. I mean you're flying with me, I'll take 0:20:47.400 --> 0:20:51.119 you on my plane. Yeah. Hell yeah, all right, we 0:20:51.160 --> 0:20:54.040 can read the magazine on the way. Buddy System everybody, buddy, 0:20:54.080 --> 0:20:59.000 system to perplane, to perplane. I can't believe we're gonna 0:20:59.040 --> 0:21:05.840 win this gang. We're gonna do it. Oh no, Mrs Henderson, 0:21:08.560 --> 0:21:11.520 who knows? Oh, go ahead and say your last wishes? 0:21:13.359 --> 0:21:20.280 How does the birds? And we only got the Hitchcock prologue. 0:21:20.680 --> 0:21:23.880 I don't even know what happens the entire film. Let's 0:21:23.880 --> 0:21:26.400 see it. You're gonna see its son, you're not going anywhere. 0:21:26.880 --> 0:21:30.200 Who remembers their anatomy class? Who remembers how to take 0:21:30.240 --> 0:21:33.080 out a bullet? Sir? I was pretty good. And cadaver 0:21:33.280 --> 0:21:38.200 lab get in here. He's gonna say, alright, have a 0:21:38.800 --> 0:21:42.680 have a sip of this high sea juice. Thank you, No, 0:21:42.880 --> 0:21:48.919 not you, the patient. The patient, don't take some too. 0:21:48.960 --> 0:21:50.760 If you're giving it out. There's plenty of high see 0:21:50.800 --> 0:21:53.600 the cooler this is. This is for for a little 0:21:53.680 --> 0:21:57.600 victim here. You're gonna be just fine. Keep talking, all right? 0:22:00.200 --> 0:22:04.359 That was fast, You're all up. You patch it up 0:22:04.400 --> 0:22:07.920 with a Google eye, so we add here in the field. 0:22:09.440 --> 0:22:15.359 Good to go, kids. Thanks, and that's our first scene. 0:22:21.840 --> 0:22:25.520 Scene too is from listener Caitlyn Knight, who wrote, Hey, alchemists. 0:22:25.640 --> 0:22:28.560 This scene suggestion is inspired by my partner's real life 0:22:28.680 --> 0:22:33.640 fliction man who sneezes when he becomes aroused. You guys 0:22:33.720 --> 0:22:41.760 are the best, love Kate. You wanna you want to 0:22:41.800 --> 0:22:44.640 go into You're gonna get out of the living room, 0:22:44.720 --> 0:22:49.720 go into the bedroom. We can do it in the 0:22:49.800 --> 0:22:55.960 living room, but we just have to get Yeah, let's 0:22:56.000 --> 0:22:58.320 go to the Let's go to the bedroom. I mean, 0:22:58.359 --> 0:23:01.640 do you want to do it? Looks honey, Honey, stop talking. 0:23:02.400 --> 0:23:04.320 I just want to Let's just listen to music. You 0:23:04.400 --> 0:23:06.399 can just grab me by the hand. You can just 0:23:06.440 --> 0:23:08.560 grab me by the hand and I'll like the comer. 0:23:08.640 --> 0:23:11.320 I won't um. You want you put on some music? 0:23:11.480 --> 0:23:16.160 What would you like to hear? Yeah? But not's amusing. Yeah, 0:23:16.480 --> 0:23:23.320 we just go to mind everything then everything. Then this 0:23:23.560 --> 0:23:31.639 is a song by Bush. Every I love Bush? Speaking 0:23:31.680 --> 0:23:34.760 of Bush? Should we take this to the bed? Honey? 0:23:34.960 --> 0:23:39.200 You are you were such a sweet talker. Yeah, you 0:23:39.280 --> 0:23:41.360 know what, Let's just let's just go to the bed. 0:23:41.920 --> 0:23:44.920 All we can do it here. I don't, honey, at 0:23:44.960 --> 0:23:49.440 this point. Honestly, it's it's the temperatures going down. No, no, no, 0:23:49.880 --> 0:23:53.280 just cooling off, temperatures cooling off. Follow me, follow me, 0:23:53.359 --> 0:23:55.760 follow me, close your eyes, follow me, follow me, close 0:23:55.840 --> 0:23:59.800 my eyes. That temperatures going back? All right, this sorry, 0:24:04.520 --> 0:24:10.560 can turn off? Do you have anything? No? No, off, 0:24:10.640 --> 0:24:14.359 not up? Sorry sorry, sorry, my hand slipped on my 0:24:14.800 --> 0:24:19.520 my phone. Alright. Oh here we are in the bedroom. Yeah, 0:24:19.560 --> 0:24:26.560 I know where we are. I'm taking off. Oh no, honey, 0:24:26.600 --> 0:24:28.880 are you still are you still having that problem? It's 0:24:28.920 --> 0:24:31.560 not a problem. Let's look at as a as an opportunity. 0:24:32.920 --> 0:24:35.280 It is a problem, honey. It's a problem when it's 0:24:36.400 --> 0:24:38.280 temperature is going down. No, no, no, no, Look my 0:24:38.400 --> 0:24:41.760 temperature is going Uh no, I can tell your temperature 0:24:41.800 --> 0:24:43.840 is going up. But my when your temperature goes up, 0:24:43.920 --> 0:24:47.000 your nose goes off and my temp goes down. But 0:24:47.160 --> 0:24:49.680 you're so beautiful. Oh that one got all over me. 0:24:52.040 --> 0:24:55.280 Oh God, Susan, it sounds like he's allergic to sex. 0:24:55.840 --> 0:24:58.680 I think that might be what it is, because I've 0:24:58.720 --> 0:25:01.920 had a mid a mid snee ease myself and I've 0:25:02.000 --> 0:25:06.280 had somebody sneeze at the very end, uh neither which 0:25:06.359 --> 0:25:09.679 one was particularly fun. But for it to be consistent, 0:25:09.920 --> 0:25:13.480 just and it's like every two seconds. That's not on you. 0:25:14.119 --> 0:25:16.320 I don't want you to start thinking it is on 0:25:16.600 --> 0:25:19.720 me though. Oh god, I know, but you're right, it's not. 0:25:20.359 --> 0:25:22.000 But I was worried about that, was like, is he 0:25:22.040 --> 0:25:24.359 allergic to me? Is he allergic to sex? Or is 0:25:24.400 --> 0:25:28.119 he allergic to me? And is with your mental I 0:25:28.160 --> 0:25:31.000 guess I just have to find out by I don't know, 0:25:31.119 --> 0:25:36.200 tricking him into sleeping with someone else. Hey, good game 0:25:36.240 --> 0:25:41.920 of golf, guys. Hey, can I ask you fellows a question? Sure, 0:25:42.920 --> 0:25:45.200 A good game of golf. Great game of golf. Great. 0:25:45.240 --> 0:25:47.760 I mean you're putting. You're putting? Was I mean, how 0:25:47.800 --> 0:25:52.600 many puts did you have? Parts? That's amazing? Most most um, 0:25:52.800 --> 0:25:55.120 we really we really gulfed it up today as were 0:25:55.160 --> 0:25:59.119 really golfed. I mean, like Charles, you're a driver, I 0:25:59.200 --> 0:26:03.840 mean so straight and sometimes took out the three wood. 0:26:04.359 --> 0:26:09.760 I was consistently straight. Fairways and greens, fairways and greens. 0:26:10.080 --> 0:26:14.679 And you're chipping, yeah, chipping chicken tippings were at it's at, 0:26:15.240 --> 0:26:17.840 you know, chippings. People forget to practice chipping it, but 0:26:17.880 --> 0:26:21.000 I don't. I don't what kind of wedge you using? 0:26:21.520 --> 0:26:24.240 I'm using a gap wig? Thank you, thank you, thank 0:26:24.320 --> 0:26:27.880 you for asking. Yeah, the green you found the fairway 0:26:27.920 --> 0:26:31.040