Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Give Me This. I'm
Speaker 1: your guest, Pull Stratton in for KP. Let's meet everybody.
Speaker 1: The First up, it's Mark Gagliardi. Hey good, What celeb
Speaker 1: did you idolize growing up? Who are you like? Super
Speaker 1: into as kid? As a kid? I was super into
Speaker 1: I know I've mentioned this on the show before Elvis.
Speaker 1: I was obsessed with Elvis as a kid. I grew
Speaker 1: up in Tennessee. My mom lived had lived down the
Speaker 1: street from Elvis and had had knew him and had
Speaker 1: met him several times. I owned jumpsuits um as, and
Speaker 1: one of my jumpsuits got too small for me, so
Speaker 1: my mom cut the satin pants part of the jumpsuit
Speaker 1: off and I just had an Elvis jumpsuit from the
Speaker 1: waist up that I wore as it. I was like
Speaker 1: porky pigging it. I wore it like a jacket with
Speaker 1: uh with jeans. Um Yeah, I was. I was very
Speaker 1: Elvis obsessed and glad I asked that question. Next up,
Speaker 1: it's Jackie gazalas Jackie. There's kind of a theme to
Speaker 1: all this. Was there a toy you coveted as a kid.
Speaker 1: It's like that that one toy you really wanted, but
Speaker 1: either you didn't get or you just finally got after
Speaker 1: a lot of lobbying. I really wanted a doodle bear.
Speaker 1: And do you guys remember doodle bears. It was a
Speaker 1: teddy bear and it came in either like pink or
Speaker 1: purple or blue, and it almost looked like it was
Speaker 1: made out of denim, and it came with a pen
Speaker 1: and you could doodle on this bear and like design
Speaker 1: it and drawn it. And I was I really liked
Speaker 1: drawing as a kid, and I really wanted a doodle bear.
Speaker 1: And I asked Santa for a few years and I
Speaker 1: finally got it. But I didn't like petition my parents.
Speaker 1: You mean, it's like I asked Santa and he didn't
Speaker 1: bring it, so okay, Like I didn't petitioned my parents.
Speaker 1: I felt very and I don't know why no one
Speaker 1: made me feel this way, but I felt very guilty
Speaker 1: having my parents spend money on me, and so I
Speaker 1: didn't like. We'd go to the toy store and like
Speaker 1: my rich stepfather would be like, you can pick any
Speaker 1: toy you want, and I'd be like, no, no, I'm okay,
Speaker 1: and he's like, Jackie, go pick a toy, and I'm like, no, no, really,
Speaker 1: I'm fine, Like Jackie, just go pick a Barbie, Okay,
Speaker 1: you know you want one, and I have to like
Speaker 1: be coaxed, you know. It's like, you're right, I do
Speaker 1: want I do want one. But I felt bad. You
Speaker 1: should mention this to your therapist. You're worth it. I'm
Speaker 1: worth the doodle bear. So I petitioned Santa because I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't you know, he doesn't pay for it,
Speaker 1: he makes it. Well, maybe we get listeners to send
Speaker 1: you a bunch of doodle bears. See how many of
Speaker 1: you can get. I got one, though eventually more bears
Speaker 1: were twenty funny two. Next up, it's a tool saying
Speaker 1: that's all. What was like the first concert you went to?
Speaker 1: Remember this very clearly. It was Bush, you know, uh,
Speaker 1: Kevin Kevin Newsom, but it was that's the character Kevin um. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was standing room only, like a three room, a
Speaker 1: lot of mosh pit activity. It's all very I remember
Speaker 1: taking my shirt off. I was like, what am I doing? Uh?
Speaker 1: But that burdens and I and I served for the
Speaker 1: first time. Uh. So it did it all in the
Speaker 1: first first trip. Whoa, I'm not a concert guy though,
Speaker 1: So I never felt like I deserved concerts. You should
Speaker 1: talk about that with your well, I mean, no one
Speaker 1: deserves Bush so actually still love them. So there you go. Uh, last,
Speaker 1: but not least, Craig Kaikowski, Craig A fire trucks come
Speaker 1: to get you. Did you have movie posters on your
Speaker 1: wall as a kid and what were they? Hell? Yes,
Speaker 1: I did, uh And they were Star Wars and the
Speaker 1: Muppet Movie and I'm trying to repeace together my my
Speaker 1: room and I had kind of a jungle theme going on,
Speaker 1: so there was more like, uh like Elvis, like Elvis exactly,
Speaker 1: so that those are the big ones that I remember.
Speaker 1: So it's the the original Star Wars with like all
Speaker 1: nine main characters like Luke with a lightsaber drawn and uh,
Speaker 1: and then the Muppet Movie with the nine main characters
Speaker 1: all right of it. Yeah, Like the room that I
Speaker 1: was in had like strawberry wallpaper or something like we
Speaker 1: moved in there, so it's like I gotta cover this
Speaker 1: ship up. So like I used to go to the
Speaker 1: local video store, which is Blue Hair and Video and Davis,
Speaker 1: and they would just like giveaway posters and I would
Speaker 1: just take them on just plaster everything over. So I
Speaker 1: had some weird ones just because they were covering up
Speaker 1: the things like Nadine with Jeff Bridges and Kimbition that
Speaker 1: was on my wall as a kid, you had Nadine
Speaker 1: on your wall. I did, amongst other every kid love
Speaker 1: that movie. Get Shorty, very informative question. Yeah, give you
Speaker 1: a credit. I learned so much about everybody. I have
Speaker 1: three of those giant cardboard stands that they give out
Speaker 1: like to promote stuff at the video stores. I had
Speaker 1: as a kid. Of course, I had broadcast News, Uh,
Speaker 1: Willow and Dirty Dancing. Those are the three that I had.
Speaker 1: We had one of those in my basement and it
Speaker 1: was the Ellen Degenerous movie Mr Wrong. Oh. We had
Speaker 1: a giant cardboard Ellen Degenerous and Bill Pullman on their
Speaker 1: wedding day. That the movie. Yeah, the cardboard stand. Yeah,
Speaker 1: our our video store to the same thing. You think,
Speaker 1: I don't love you enough to break my own finger?
Speaker 1: That's yeah? What a film? What a film? Let's do
Speaker 1: a damn show I did. I quoted the trailer from
Speaker 1: The Strong. You don't have to quote the movie. That's
Speaker 1: the trailer. As a lot of the trailers, all you
Speaker 1: need to know. Let's do a damn show, shall we.
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Speaker 1: of anger and Greg's your just precise diction. Scene one
Speaker 1: is from Alchemy v I P. Thomas Lawson, who wrote, Hello,
Speaker 1: League of Extraordinary Alchemists. I just have a suggestion the U. S.
Speaker 1: Military and the Department of Education swap budgets. M hmm,
Speaker 1: all right, you you get a maclaptop, and you get
Speaker 1: a maclaptop, and you get a Mac. Everyone in this room,
Speaker 1: well thanks Mr Henderson. Yeah, thanks Charlie. We're gonna be
Speaker 1: doing some fun stuff in this class from now on,
Speaker 1: all right, no more or should we say tanks? Mr Henderson, No,
Speaker 1: there's tanks outside the wind getting that film. WHOA cool?
Speaker 1: We're gonna be painted in our school colors. We're gonna
Speaker 1: be teaching how to drive in tanks. Uh, so you'll
Speaker 1: be getting your permit via tanks and you're also going
Speaker 1: to be learning how to fly a jet plane. UM,
Speaker 1: all right that Stacy, Do you have a question. I
Speaker 1: just can't believe I'm allowed to fly a jet plane because,
Speaker 1: let me tell you, that's been my reap. I said,
Speaker 1: the big planes in the air, and I say, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: Get me in one of those and put me in charge. Yeah, Stacy,
Speaker 1: I love that to to do. Uh and and go
Speaker 1: to spirit. I can do it. I bet you put
Speaker 1: me in there right now, and I'll think it to
Speaker 1: the moon. Baby. Well we're gonna learn. We're gonna learn first,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, but I bet you I can
Speaker 1: do it. I mean just saying to believe in yourself
Speaker 1: and you can do anything. Super stars. Mr Henderson, Mr Henderson,
Speaker 1: Does this mean now that we have all this money?
Speaker 1: Does this mean that when you aren't able to be here,
Speaker 1: our substitute teacher will show us movies in that giant
Speaker 1: screening room with DTS Delby surrounds sound at the five
Speaker 1: point do'llby surrounds sound. That's absolutely right. Somebody saw the
Speaker 1: theater already. UM I heard that. We get releases beforehand,
Speaker 1: we get um like pre screens for upcoming movies. That's
Speaker 1: what's just what I heard. These rumors are all true.
Speaker 1: There's really no limit to what we are going to
Speaker 1: be privy to. Alright, Hey, Mr Henderson, I walked, I
Speaker 1: walked past a door that said cadaver lab. What's that? Okay,
Speaker 1: your your bo your bio class is going to be changed,
Speaker 1: all right, and now instead of dissecting frogs, instead of
Speaker 1: dissecting any other kind of small pig or something, Um,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get human cadavers. Uh WHOA cool? Yeah, so
Speaker 1: we're gonna be learning anatomy of the body and uh
Speaker 1: I things for changing. You're gonna be the smartest generation
Speaker 1: we've ever had because you're gonna have access to everything. Alright,
Speaker 1: soldiers falling, We've got a gun. We're gonna have to
Speaker 1: take turns with the gun. But sir, we're taking fire
Speaker 1: right now. I know. But we've got just the one. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, you've got to make the best dude. Alright, Well,
Speaker 1: he called dips. He's got it. Can we bring some
Speaker 1: from home? Can we bring our own ammunition and whatnot? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've heard people have put out go fund me. Maybe
Speaker 1: you can put a go fund me up to get
Speaker 1: more supplies. Good idea, it's a good idea. Hey, Serge,
Speaker 1: I got two of them. But here's the gunback. It's
Speaker 1: all out of bullets. All right. Well, we're just gonna
Speaker 1: have to wait this out. We're not getting any until
Speaker 1: the next fiscal quarter. So uh, this is quarter of
Speaker 1: Q one, so in Q two we should be able
Speaker 1: to get some more ammunition. M So we just we
Speaker 1: just sit sit here in in this in this warehouse,
Speaker 1: just just wait. Yep. As you know, soldiers are the
Speaker 1: real heroes. So we're just gonna wait here until we
Speaker 1: get those things. I like that go fund me idea.
Speaker 1: All right, well we can try that. Does anybody know
Speaker 1: how to do that or have a computer to do
Speaker 1: it on? No? Might might know that My friends in
Speaker 1: the private Army, and he says, they have all kinds
Speaker 1: of what and I'd love to be in the private
Speaker 1: Who's doing that? What's happening there? Mr Musk is private army.
Speaker 1: Mr Musks is private army. Oh no, it's hard to say.
Speaker 1: Mr Musk is Mr Musk's private Armies, private Army. I
Speaker 1: didn't realize I thought that. I thought that, you know,
Speaker 1: there's the one. You know, most people can't afford to
Speaker 1: join the private army. Okay, so we're just gonna have
Speaker 1: to do our best to get you soldiers across the
Speaker 1: line and be efficient, you know, yeah for sure. Well
Speaker 1: I've got other skills. I can do a triple back
Speaker 1: handspring and a full talk. Okay, good, you know, write
Speaker 1: that down. That's the last piece of paper we have,
Speaker 1: so real small What did what did everyone ring for lunch? Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm the only with skills. Uh, I've got
Speaker 1: I've got a go gurt. I have a go gurt
Speaker 1: and I have a tapioga. Interesting, I brought a lunchable.
Speaker 1: I forgot to bring my lunch Do you want some
Speaker 1: of them? Do you want some of the bologny from
Speaker 1: my lunchable? Um? Yeah, yea lonely lunchable. Yeah. Look what
Speaker 1: the private army can afford? The Turkey lunchables. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: get the bologny ones. They even had those pizza lunchables.
Speaker 1: Serge heard about those? Yes, sir, are we gonna lose
Speaker 1: this war? Well, listen, we defunded the army because all
Speaker 1: they did was sit around and talk about snacks. Um. Yes,
Speaker 1: Senator I just have a question for you for defend
Speaker 1: defunding the army. How do you expect us to do
Speaker 1: our job? Well, you, as a reporter, I expect to
Speaker 1: still do your job. You can investigate things, you can
Speaker 1: ask questions and whatnot. Yes, I am expecting you to
Speaker 1: still be do your job. Yes, that's absolutely correct, and
Speaker 1: we will do our job. But could you help us
Speaker 1: do our job by explaining why exactly you you know
Speaker 1: where the money went where it went? Yeah, absolutely, so
Speaker 1: we redirected the funds into the public schooling of the
Speaker 1: United States. Question Senator, senator, question question Senator Senator Yes,
Speaker 1: um uh Mike Mike Uh, Mike shot a shot face
Speaker 1: from the Financial Times. We're just we're just curious over here.
Speaker 1: Why did you require that? I understand that you traded
Speaker 1: the budgets, but why is it that you required the
Speaker 1: schools to still purchase military equipment. Well, it's not so
Speaker 1: much that we've required them to purchase new ones, so
Speaker 1: much as we had military equipment hanging around, uh, that
Speaker 1: the Army could no longer afford to upkeep, and so
Speaker 1: it was kind of just grandfathered in with so the budgets.
Speaker 1: The budgets were traded, but then they were also given
Speaker 1: additional Grandfather military equipment. Is that what's happening right because
Speaker 1: of the additional money that it could for upkeep which
Speaker 1: can no longer be serviced by the army. Now at
Speaker 1: the public schools, Yeah, there's a bunch of blackhawks landing
Speaker 1: on the Capitol lawn right now. I think it's two
Speaker 1: kids on a field trip. Okay, Yeah, and the kids
Speaker 1: are learning fast, and uh, it's kind of interesting. We
Speaker 1: didn't expect this, but now it looks like the trajectory
Speaker 1: of this swapping program will be almost a melding of swords,
Speaker 1: almost like we're militarizing the children, which was not the intention,
Speaker 1: though I do see that as the shot face. I
Speaker 1: want to hear from shot face when you said, Mike,
Speaker 1: shot face from Financial Times Win. We know, Mike, when
Speaker 1: you get all the questions when you said, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: shot face, shot face shoots shot face scores Okay, when
Speaker 1: you said when you said that this was not that,
Speaker 1: this was not the intention to militarize elementary schools, why
Speaker 1: did you wink so vehemently? Exactly were you winking at? Uh?
Speaker 1: You know, sometimes when you're a woman, you wear mascara,
Speaker 1: and sometimes that mascaro falls into your eyes and then
Speaker 1: you have to blink, and it looks like a wink,
Speaker 1: and it certainly is not. See that looked like a wing.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take this guy's question. Yes, yes, Senator, Hi,
Speaker 1: Tim skull punch punch. Uh Is it true that the
Speaker 1: first things that you cut or artillery and uh marksman
Speaker 1: lessons and you just added tons and tons of arts programs?
Speaker 1: Um are you saying for the army? Well, you cut
Speaker 1: that from the army and then you then you added
Speaker 1: arts programs for both the kids and the army, which
Speaker 1: I thought was interesting. Uh. And the cat fancy readers
Speaker 1: want to know more about this. Also, how many litter
Speaker 1: boxes do you have per cat? Unfortunately all my cats
Speaker 1: have passed. Uh. There was a very unfortunate accident having
Speaker 1: to do with turned on car in my garage. You're
Speaker 1: winking again? Why are you winking again? Senator? Hey Kwaski.
Speaker 1: Are are you getting to deployed to the Middle East tomorrow? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can I get it? Can I get a ride to
Speaker 1: the Middle East? Yeah? How are you getting there? My
Speaker 1: Mom's gonna take me. Can I get a ride? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Of course, of course, did you finish your our project? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's stupid. No, I want to see it. We're supposed
Speaker 1: to turn them in when we get there. I want
Speaker 1: to see it. Okay, well that's me. That's really good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's started yelling at me. Yeah, they're and you know
Speaker 1: because I I'm not in uniform, because uh, because I
Speaker 1: can't afford it. No, I get it, I get it.
Speaker 1: It's really good art. Though, it's really good art. Would
Speaker 1: you do? I did a clay sculpture, but I didn't
Speaker 1: have much clay, so it's it's just a sculpture of
Speaker 1: a bullet. Oh yeah, man, I hope we can use
Speaker 1: it like real bullets, right and get to the Middle East.
Speaker 1: I'm worried, man. Alright, fellas were pinned in. All we
Speaker 1: have are these six dioramas, fifteen pipe cleaners and four
Speaker 1: Google eyes. We gotta bike two three Google eyes, search
Speaker 1: three Google down to three Google eyes. Oh no, we're doomed.
Speaker 1: Such what are we gonna do? When we kick to
Speaker 1: hold of the Private Army they can help us. They're
Speaker 1: off doing some space thing with Mr Musk. I got
Speaker 1: an idea. How about how about you puppet a puppet show.
Speaker 1: We'll do a puppet show. You're going to say, called
Speaker 1: the kids. I like your idea. Better call the kids,
Speaker 1: call the kids, call the kids. But I like your idea.
Speaker 1: I like call the kids. They have to I like
Speaker 1: puppet show. Let's do the puppet show. Let's let's combine them.
Speaker 1: The puppet show will be the diversion to kill the
Speaker 1: time until the kids can get here. We're gonna have
Speaker 1: to pull them out of the screening room where they're
Speaker 1: being shown the birds and their anatomy class. But if
Speaker 1: we get them here in time, I think we can
Speaker 1: win this. Well, I got I got a couple of socks,
Speaker 1: and we have three googly eyes. So I'll be I'll
Speaker 1: be Mr Jones. All right here, I'll tear my shirt
Speaker 1: and I'll make a curtain for the puppet show. Now
Speaker 1: we're thinking, now we're cooking, all right? What else? Oh,
Speaker 1: I'll take out my hair. We can't do that. Don't
Speaker 1: do that. We can fashion a marrying it evening. The
Speaker 1: picture you out about to see is a presentation of
Speaker 1: nature's fear. All right, kids, alright, kids, I'm sorry to
Speaker 1: interrupt the movie, but uh, coming in on the feed.
Speaker 1: We've just gotten your orders. Pepperonia. No, sorry, kid, not
Speaker 1: your pizza orders for lunch today. I know that you
Speaker 1: all get your own individual pizza Hut pizza every day now,
Speaker 1: but you're kind of get white truffles on mine. Well,
Speaker 1: your country needs you today. You're gonna have to put
Speaker 1: that white truffle pizza down because you kids are going
Speaker 1: on a field trip to the Middle East. Everybody, grab
Speaker 1: your backpack. Everybody, grab your mac book. Everybody, but hey,
Speaker 1: grab your M sixteen and hop into was huies that
Speaker 1: are waiting outside for you. Do they need their MacBooks? Look,
Speaker 1: I'm just the messenger here. Okay, how do I turn
Speaker 1: this screen up? Right? He's kids, You've heard him. I
Speaker 1: need all of you to be the best kid you
Speaker 1: are today and do your service for education. All right,
Speaker 1: get your M sixteens. Everybody there. Hey, who's who's leaving
Speaker 1: the magazine? Who's leaving a magazine? Sorry, that's my copy
Speaker 1: of Cat Fancy. Yeah. Oh does that have that article
Speaker 1: on the Senate hearings? Yeah? And the one about the
Speaker 1: litter boxes. I mean you're flying with me, I'll take
Speaker 1: you on my plane. Yeah. Hell yeah, all right, we
Speaker 1: can read the magazine on the way. Buddy System everybody, buddy,
Speaker 1: system to perplane, to perplane. I can't believe we're gonna
Speaker 1: win this gang. We're gonna do it. Oh no, Mrs Henderson,
Speaker 1: who knows? Oh, go ahead and say your last wishes?
Speaker 1: How does the birds? And we only got the Hitchcock prologue.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what happens the entire film. Let's
Speaker 1: see it. You're gonna see its son, you're not going anywhere.
Speaker 1: Who remembers their anatomy class? Who remembers how to take
Speaker 1: out a bullet? Sir? I was pretty good. And cadaver
Speaker 1: lab get in here. He's gonna say, alright, have a
Speaker 1: have a sip of this high sea juice. Thank you, No,
Speaker 1: not you, the patient. The patient, don't take some too.
Speaker 1: If you're giving it out. There's plenty of high see
Speaker 1: the cooler this is. This is for for a little
Speaker 1: victim here. You're gonna be just fine. Keep talking, all right?
Speaker 1: That was fast, You're all up. You patch it up
Speaker 1: with a Google eye, so we add here in the field.
Speaker 1: Good to go, kids. Thanks, and that's our first scene.
Speaker 1: Scene too is from listener Caitlyn Knight, who wrote, Hey, alchemists.
Speaker 1: This scene suggestion is inspired by my partner's real life
Speaker 1: fliction man who sneezes when he becomes aroused. You guys
Speaker 1: are the best, love Kate. You wanna you want to
Speaker 1: go into You're gonna get out of the living room,
Speaker 1: go into the bedroom. We can do it in the
Speaker 1: living room, but we just have to get Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: go to the Let's go to the bedroom. I mean,
Speaker 1: do you want to do it? Looks honey, Honey, stop talking.
Speaker 1: I just want to Let's just listen to music. You
Speaker 1: can just grab me by the hand. You can just
Speaker 1: grab me by the hand and I'll like the comer.
Speaker 1: I won't um. You want you put on some music?
Speaker 1: What would you like to hear? Yeah? But not's amusing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we just go to mind everything then everything. Then this
Speaker 1: is a song by Bush. Every I love Bush? Speaking
Speaker 1: of Bush? Should we take this to the bed? Honey?
Speaker 1: You are you were such a sweet talker. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what, Let's just let's just go to the bed.
Speaker 1: All we can do it here. I don't, honey, at
Speaker 1: this point. Honestly, it's it's the temperatures going down. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: just cooling off, temperatures cooling off. Follow me, follow me,
Speaker 1: follow me, close your eyes, follow me, follow me, close
Speaker 1: my eyes. That temperatures going back? All right, this sorry,
Speaker 1: can turn off? Do you have anything? No? No, off,
Speaker 1: not up? Sorry sorry, sorry, my hand slipped on my
Speaker 1: my phone. Alright. Oh here we are in the bedroom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know where we are. I'm taking off. Oh no, honey,
Speaker 1: are you still are you still having that problem? It's
Speaker 1: not a problem. Let's look at as a as an opportunity.
Speaker 1: It is a problem, honey. It's a problem when it's
Speaker 1: temperature is going down. No, no, no, no, Look my
Speaker 1: temperature is going Uh no, I can tell your temperature
Speaker 1: is going up. But my when your temperature goes up,
Speaker 1: your nose goes off and my temp goes down. But
Speaker 1: you're so beautiful. Oh that one got all over me.
Speaker 1: Oh God, Susan, it sounds like he's allergic to sex.
Speaker 1: I think that might be what it is, because I've
Speaker 1: had a mid a mid snee ease myself and I've
Speaker 1: had somebody sneeze at the very end, uh neither which
Speaker 1: one was particularly fun. But for it to be consistent,
Speaker 1: just and it's like every two seconds. That's not on you.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to start thinking it is on
Speaker 1: me though. Oh god, I know, but you're right, it's not.
Speaker 1: But I was worried about that, was like, is he
Speaker 1: allergic to me? Is he allergic to sex? Or is
Speaker 1: he allergic to me? And is with your mental I
Speaker 1: guess I just have to find out by I don't know,
Speaker 1: tricking him into sleeping with someone else. Hey, good game
Speaker 1: of golf, guys. Hey, can I ask you fellows a question? Sure,
Speaker 1: A good game of golf. Great game of golf. Great.
Speaker 1: I mean you're putting. You're putting? Was I mean, how
Speaker 1: many puts did you have? Parts? That's amazing? Most most um,
Speaker 1: we really we really gulfed it up today as were
Speaker 1: really golfed. I mean, like Charles, you're a driver, I
Speaker 1: mean so straight and sometimes took out the three wood.
Speaker 1: I was consistently straight. Fairways and greens, fairways and greens.
Speaker 1: And you're chipping, yeah, chipping chicken tippings were at it's at,
Speaker 1: you know, chippings. People forget to practice chipping it, but
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't what kind of wedge you using?
Speaker 1: I'm using a gap wig? Thank you, thank you, thank
Speaker 1: you for asking. Yeah, the green you found the fairway
Speaker 1: in the green, you weren't in the rough very no, no, no,
Speaker 1: and hey, hey you were in the you were in
Speaker 1: the trap a few times. I was like, hey, get
Speaker 1: your flip flops. But you got out. Sure we head
Speaker 1: to the nineteen Yeah. Actually I wanted to touch you, guys,
Speaker 1: because I had a yeah, yeah, a great, great game
Speaker 1: of go up by the way god game. I felt
Speaker 1: like we were really striking the ball well, you know,
Speaker 1: and we had some skins out there too, so that's good.
Speaker 1: No one took a mulligan today. Now mulligans and I
Speaker 1: don't remember mulligan. I think a couple of bogies, a
Speaker 1: couple of there's an eagle in albatross. I just hope
Speaker 1: that he's talking about it with someone, you know, with
Speaker 1: his friends like we do. I feel like, what a
Speaker 1: what a release that we get to really get into
Speaker 1: it with each other. Well, it's nice to just, you know,
Speaker 1: to just have someone in my life that I can
Speaker 1: talk to about the important things. And and you've always
Speaker 1: been that for me, and I really appreciate that. And
Speaker 1: you're always that for me. Did I tell you I
Speaker 1: found a concerning mole? No, Well, you mean like a
Speaker 1: government spy or like a good game of tennis. Guys,
Speaker 1: good game of tennis. That was good canaan, but you
Speaker 1: know that's served deadvod Yeah. Yeah, I try to come
Speaker 1: in as soon as I hit the serve that's on
Speaker 1: first serves only, you know, but that you you know
Speaker 1: you'd in football once today, which I feel like you've
Speaker 1: been working on. No, I've been trying to concentrate in
Speaker 1: my back one handed backhand. When did you change that?
Speaker 1: Who was I asleep for six on the fact that
Speaker 1: you had so many aces today? That was great, Thank you.
Speaker 1: I've been working, working, working, Hey, don't your top spin
Speaker 1: kick serve? Oh my god, I was hitting the ball
Speaker 1: around my shoulder. That was ridiculous. Remember when it was
Speaker 1: and then it was it that? Yeah, I mean we
Speaker 1: never got back to love. But can I can I
Speaker 1: bring up something serious? Sorry guys, if this is this
Speaker 1: is not the time of the No. No, we just
Speaker 1: finished a great game of tennis where you fucking rocked
Speaker 1: it with your back hand. And I've been using a
Speaker 1: slaves and juror, but I was thinking about switching to
Speaker 1: a Wilson. Oh can I just say something? And I'm
Speaker 1: sorry for being crashed. The drop point was only known
Speaker 1: by the director and the only person who gets to
Speaker 1: go into his office and it is his secretary. And
Speaker 1: I was just over on that slow you know, violent
Speaker 1: in my papers. Gosh, and I caught her sneaking in
Speaker 1: a pen. Now we can only use pens that are
Speaker 1: in the building. It's of course, of course you can't
Speaker 1: bring a pen and it could have a camera in
Speaker 1: it in an outside pen. And I discovered the mall. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you. You were so good at work. See,
Speaker 1: you were so good at it. I just, I just
Speaker 1: I'm so envious of you. I mean, all that time
Speaker 1: you've spent working in the govern It's just it's neat.
Speaker 1: It's a neat job. You have so much value. I
Speaker 1: wish so much value. Great game of highli guys who
Speaker 1: really couldn't be any better that Hey, I was thinking, um,
Speaker 1: since you are so good with spy stuff, and since
Speaker 1: you work in that sector where you deal in that,
Speaker 1: could you find someone to sleep with my husband so
Speaker 1: that I find out whether his sneeze is based on
Speaker 1: him being allergic to me or being allergic to sex.
Speaker 1: Thank you in advance. I'm so sorry to ask you
Speaker 1: to do this. I know, Anna, I know for anyone else,
Speaker 1: but you're just such a dear friend, and you listen
Speaker 1: with your heart thank you, and you look at me
Speaker 1: when I talk, and I feel so seen. Amen. Not
Speaker 1: to mention that karat cake you made for my birthday.
Speaker 1: My god, I'm still dreaming about it three months. I
Speaker 1: so find me. It's so hard to meet single men
Speaker 1: at this highlight club. Yes, isn't it hard? It is?
Speaker 1: It is. I didn't know because I don't usually come
Speaker 1: here and play high lie Um, but all all the
Speaker 1: men here are married or in committed relationships. Have you
Speaker 1: ever tried that it could be fun? Tried? I'm sorry? Um,
Speaker 1: sex are relations with a married or taken man? Have
Speaker 1: you ever tried that? It's no strings attached, it's loose,
Speaker 1: it's goose? Are you pimping me? Um? Listen, I'm going
Speaker 1: to be honest with you. I did want to come
Speaker 1: and bond with you because I did feel like we
Speaker 1: had a moment in the break room where I felt
Speaker 1: this is a woman that I could really get, you know,
Speaker 1: get deep with. I felt that from you. I felt
Speaker 1: a connection and I want and I'm always wanting to
Speaker 1: make new friends, even at my age, I want to
Speaker 1: make new friends always. Now if I'm if you wanted
Speaker 1: to sleep with a particular person of my choosing and
Speaker 1: then report back. Okay, what what is happening? What is happening?
Speaker 1: Does he does he play highlight? He plays high does
Speaker 1: I hear? I mean he plays a lot of He's
Speaker 1: very barty, he plays a lot of things. How fast
Speaker 1: can make with the sesta? Well, I'm not sure you know.
Speaker 1: I've actually never played I I kind of. I told
Speaker 1: you that I did, just so that we could get here.
Speaker 1: It's the fastest traveling ball in all of sports. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: before we leave the Highlight Club, I just I had
Speaker 1: a question about my sess stuff. You know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I do. I think I do? Yes? Not
Speaker 1: high wink? Oh do you see any wink? No? I
Speaker 1: did see a wink. I guess. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. Okay, let me just
Speaker 1: how do I put this too? We're going to keep
Speaker 1: this between us, right? Oh? Yeah, of course members over there.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen them before. Um, but I sometimes when
Speaker 1: I am let's say, near ring the service line, if
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I don't know if this
Speaker 1: happens to you guys. But I I sneeze before I
Speaker 1: make impact. Does that make sense? And that's this is
Speaker 1: still an analogy. Yeah yeah, I've come buying a few
Speaker 1: different sports here, so it might be a little bit confusing. So,
Speaker 1: uh like, I'm not sure what you're getting at. But
Speaker 1: that girl over there has been making eyes at you
Speaker 1: and waving this whole time. Um, well, maybe I know her.
Speaker 1: Maybe just go check if I know where it seems
Speaker 1: like definitely No, Hi, I I couldn't help, but notice
Speaker 1: you over in the highlight court. Thanks. So yeah, what
Speaker 1: a game. I've really moved that point. Yeah what was
Speaker 1: the highlight? Oh? You must get that all the time.
Speaker 1: Such a nice sense of humor. It's refreshing. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Do you mind if I touch your sesta? Um? No,
Speaker 1: I don't mind it at all. Here you go, and uh,
Speaker 1: your nose is running. That's just it's warm humidity. It's
Speaker 1: it's you. It is warm. Um. Do you want to
Speaker 1: see the highlight court that's in the back of the club. Yes,
Speaker 1: I do, fellows. I'll talk to you later, fellows. Yeah, yeah, ye.
Speaker 1: Just come this way, this way, turn left here this hallway.
Speaker 1: There's the club manager. Hey, Carl, h all right, I'll
Speaker 1: go this way and then we're gonna turn right here. Ah,
Speaker 1: there's the greenskeeper. Hey, hey, Stephen, Susan, here's the messed
Speaker 1: up thing. Okay, what what did you find out from her?
Speaker 1: What's the story? Well, she didn't even report back to me.
Speaker 1: She took a public place and I was there. I
Speaker 1: is hiding in the bleachers, and I actually watched their
Speaker 1: working leachers. Yes, it was very public, and that that
Speaker 1: wasn't my intention. But I can attest um that it's
Speaker 1: it's everything. It's your body. He's getting sneezed, he's getting
Speaker 1: sneezed up when he gets a house, and it's not you.
Speaker 1: And I also can attest um they did not have
Speaker 1: full coitus, So you can fige good about that. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess that makes me feel a little better. Honey. Hey,
Speaker 1: A long day, played eighteen round, then I'm played the
Speaker 1: best out of three sets of tennis. Then I went
Speaker 1: to the Highlight Club. Yeah, let's just say that I
Speaker 1: scored big time. Let what does that mean? Let's just
Speaker 1: say I scored big time. I played with what is
Speaker 1: I played with? Stephen? Charlie? Oh did you did you
Speaker 1: play with anyone else? What does that means? Meaning? Did
Speaker 1: you play with anyone else? Did you happen to be
Speaker 1: in the high Allie locker room after and and see
Speaker 1: some new people and wander through the back, make a left,
Speaker 1: make a right, Say hi hi to carl keep going past,
Speaker 1: say hi to the groundskeeper, keep going past. Then wind
Speaker 1: up where there were bleachers, and perhaps my dear friend
Speaker 1: Anna could have been there to see you with another woman.
Speaker 1: Is that what it is? Do you have a mole? Yes? Me,
Speaker 1: I have a mole. Oh my god. If we don't
Speaker 1: have trust in this relationship, what do we have? You
Speaker 1: know what we have? We have each other? Because now
Speaker 1: I know that you're not allergic to me, You're allergic
Speaker 1: to sex itself. That's true. I was so embarrassed. I
Speaker 1: was going to talk to the fellas about it, but
Speaker 1: you just kind of never got around to it. Boys
Speaker 1: never talk about anything important. Oh you should see you
Speaker 1: should You should see Charlie's new backhand. It's one handed
Speaker 1: and it is Hey. Good concert of Bush guys, great
Speaker 1: great Bush concert. We really watched it. Oh, everyone has
Speaker 1: their shirts off, except what what what happened? I love it?
Speaker 1: When they did come down that's our secondization. C three
Speaker 1: is from listener. Is he Terry and who wrote, Hey,
Speaker 1: pizza wizards love you all? Is he Lion? He's an
Speaker 1: absolute wizard at pizza. You're never gonna try anything like it.
Speaker 1: It's Sicilian, so it's extra buffy. It's filled with um
Speaker 1: meats on top, sauce on top, cheese on top. And
Speaker 1: you're like, that's just a pizza. But trust me, this
Speaker 1: guy is a fucking wizard. Oh Domino, So like, is
Speaker 1: this going to be better than Domino's? Yeah, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be better than Domino's. Greetings and salutations to you here
Speaker 1: in my finest of dining dungeons, I a'm Gimmeldorff and
Speaker 1: I today shall stand before you and craft the greatest
Speaker 1: pizza you've had in your lives. Just tell me what
Speaker 1: you would like on it, and it shall be. Is
Speaker 1: this I'm testing? Yes, Charlene, please, I already had this
Speaker 1: pizza once before, and I want you to have the
Speaker 1: full experience because you're my best friend and it is
Speaker 1: your day. I'm still wearing my necklace. I'm sorry that
Speaker 1: I took mine off. Just be home. Diet Dr Pepper
Speaker 1: as previously requested I'll leave you in the capable off.
Speaker 1: Thank you, munchens, And now what kind of pizza would
Speaker 1: you like? I'll watch you justine, and then I'll order Charlene.
Speaker 1: Oh you want me to go first? I mean it's one.
Speaker 1: We're gonna share the pizza. So it's are they don't
Speaker 1: do personal pans? They don't do you guys do? We
Speaker 1: will do whatever you desire us to do. Are you
Speaker 1: leaving this one up to the chef? Are you leaving
Speaker 1: this up to the chef, Wizard? Is that what's happening? No?
Speaker 1: I mean I normally like like, uh, pepperoni and like mushrooms.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, Wizard. I feel like she's not down
Speaker 1: to share a pie with me because she's wearing her
Speaker 1: friendship necklace. And I took mine off because it turns
Speaker 1: out I am allergic to nicol and it did give
Speaker 1: me a heinous rash. So that's my bad. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: to you. It's no disrespect to you and your establishment.
Speaker 1: I'm in love. No, no, I take no. I was
Speaker 1: wondering why only one of you was wearing a half
Speaker 1: of a heart necklace. I didn't know what be Fry meant,
Speaker 1: but now I know it's the beginning of best friends,
Speaker 1: which apparently you don't seem to be any longer. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: we are. We're told her she's just allergic to nickel
Speaker 1: and that makes her break out and it could affect her. Well,
Speaker 1: say no more bocotium nicolas katatas solid gold. No nickel
Speaker 1: in that one. Look down at your neck now, Pepperoni,
Speaker 1: you said, well, like Shamando, gather around pise. Unfortunately, which
Speaker 1: is pie is going under what the wizards have taken
Speaker 1: our customer base and we can't compete. Are you saying
Speaker 1: that people don't like I have newt on their pizza.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it, but the customers have spoken. Well,
Speaker 1: what will we do? This is the only thing me
Speaker 1: and my generations back have ever done well that we
Speaker 1: must visit. We must visit HIVT to what. I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's the employee meeting. Maybe a two for one double
Speaker 1: double toil and trouble. I like that, sort of a
Speaker 1: little Caesar's thing. Yes, yes, double double I like it.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, excuse me? Which is Jason Ramirez from p
Speaker 1: w C Consulting. I think I have the solution to
Speaker 1: your issues. What are you good at making step. Well,
Speaker 1: you've been observing us for two weeks, Jason Ramirez, you
Speaker 1: tell us good at st alright, pizza is not your thing,
Speaker 1: all right, but you need to be focusing on is soups?
Speaker 1: All right? You're saying our cauldron is not producing top
Speaker 1: notch pizza. Yes, exactly, We're just not on the same page. Now,
Speaker 1: the p WC can help you pivot, like I said earlier,
Speaker 1: into this market. The competition is yes, question, are you
Speaker 1: sure soups the thing? We are in Phoenix, Arizona, and
Speaker 1: it's awfully hot year round. It's hot. It's hot, It
Speaker 1: definitely is warm, but it helps people acclimate their body
Speaker 1: temperature to the heat outside, so soups will work. And uh,
Speaker 1: there's no we can keep the rice out of it,
Speaker 1: keep the bread out of it unless they want a
Speaker 1: bread bowl. But these are all things possible, right, And
Speaker 1: no one has to know what goes in your soup,
Speaker 1: so that part of it is still your business. Jason Ramirez,
Speaker 1: do you notice the plethora of ravens in this basement.
Speaker 1: Of the first things I noticed when I came into
Speaker 1: to watch those are events were all previously consultants. Oh
Speaker 1: wait what and there is your pizza, pepperoni, mushrooms, spinach,
Speaker 1: all floating three inches off of this table, so the
Speaker 1: cheese doesn't get everywhere? Is there anything else I can
Speaker 1: get for you too? Best friends? So, yeah, you made
Speaker 1: her a golden necklace, and I was wondering if you
Speaker 1: could conjure me up one since I'm the one with theology.
Speaker 1: Oh oh my my mistake. Like you made her necklace golden,
Speaker 1: and that's really great for her, but I want to
Speaker 1: be matching like her best friends, So if you could
Speaker 1: conjure me, I don't have my half with me? Is
Speaker 1: not a problem, h it is. It's not a huge problem.
Speaker 1: But I will need you to step through that door
Speaker 1: over there, prove yourself worthy, and then return with the
Speaker 1: item and I will be able to make you a
Speaker 1: necklace and also your own personal pizza. Just t Can
Speaker 1: you go prove yourself and then can I start eating too? Charlene?
Speaker 1: For you? I will for you. This doesn't prove to
Speaker 1: you that you're my best year, I don't know what does. Well.
Speaker 1: Pouring the necklace? Yeah, um? But can I start eating? Um? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going to be wearing the necklace. Just start eating? Okay?
Speaker 1: Through this doorway here. God speed on your journey. Oh
Speaker 1: you're not coming with me? Ships. The purity is to
Speaker 1: answer this riddle. Answer the riddle, what may I be
Speaker 1: if I am not the but I am one with
Speaker 1: the bees? Uh bitch? Oh you move on to the
Speaker 1: second level, all right? Test number two, taste blind? Is
Speaker 1: this Dr Pepper or diet? Dr Pepper? Okay, a little?
Speaker 1: Does he know? I know Dr Pepper real well, my
Speaker 1: favorite sodas. That's diet. That's diet for sure. M hmm.
Speaker 1: Are you sure? Taste again? It could be a trick question,
Speaker 1: It could be Mr Pitt, but I'm going to you
Speaker 1: have passed the test. There's seven more. This one is
Speaker 1: a math test. Yeah, I she has been in there
Speaker 1: a while. Yes, how long have you been making pizzas? Ah?
Speaker 1: So many questions. I've hundreds of years, hundreds since Queen
Speaker 1: Margharita first arrived in Naples and and I whispered in
Speaker 1: the ear of a pizzaiolo there, and it's been ever
Speaker 1: since I've been But she's got to be coming out.
Speaker 1: Did you go to high school? Oh boy, did you
Speaker 1: have a best friend in high school? I did have
Speaker 1: a best friend in high schools your best friend. It's
Speaker 1: was actually Moon Cheenes and who you met earlier. He
Speaker 1: he came dr peppers that works with me with me,
Speaker 1: it was a little awkward in school when he didn't
Speaker 1: quite reach you. You know any witches, Yeah, well, I
Speaker 1: mean I know the three witches down the street that
Speaker 1: that have are competing pizza place, But pizza sucks. Good
Speaker 1: game of pickup basketball, Wizards, Yes, very good pickup basketball.
Speaker 1: You were dunking like I've never seen. Yeah. Well, the
Speaker 1: wind was under his feet. Did you see that? He
Speaker 1: called the wind and it led him to dunk. I
Speaker 1: was impressed with his three throws free throws, hi, and
Speaker 1: the fact that we all took zone defense instead of
Speaker 1: man impressive, quite impressive. Do you think do you think
Speaker 1: us the Wizards will make the playoffs this year? We
Speaker 1: never make the playoffs. The Wizard suck. Mom. I swear
Speaker 1: I was just getting pizza with Charlene. I know it's late,
Speaker 1: but we weren't. We were just getting pizza. Where did
Speaker 1: you get the necklace? Where did you get the necklace?
Speaker 1: Charlene and I have buff bus front necklace. Don't you
Speaker 1: don't you come at me with that? I know that
Speaker 1: you have an allergy a nickel and I know you
Speaker 1: had to get rid of your half of the necklace
Speaker 1: with Charlene. I want to know where you've got another
Speaker 1: necklace with that I don't know about. And this one
Speaker 1: looks to be what is that platinum? Is that a
Speaker 1: platinum necklace? It's nothing you are stealing. It's my daughter stealing. Mom.
Speaker 1: Why don't you know you should know me better than that?
Speaker 1: I thought I did. I thought I knew you. You
Speaker 1: know what, you know what? You have shown nothing but irresponsibility.
Speaker 1: I want you to talk. I want you, young lady,
Speaker 1: to get a job. That's it. I'm not giving you
Speaker 1: any more money. You go. You like going to your
Speaker 1: pizza places so much? Here to work for us? How
Speaker 1: I saw the hiring uh sign out from stir the
Speaker 1: pizza cauldron there. So what's the hourly? Ah, it's six fifty,
Speaker 1: which is low, but chiers possibility of tiers. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: have a couple more interviews. Uh so I'll come back
Speaker 1: all right, six that's fifteen cents. Maybe we don't want
Speaker 1: you to work here. Welcome to the Warlocks of Bagels.
Speaker 1: We make bagels here. I saw the hiring sign and yes,
Speaker 1: I can pretty much do anything but math? So can
Speaker 1: you do potions? Ah? I was pretty good at chemistry,
Speaker 1: and I can know. I know how to work a
Speaker 1: Bunsen burner more Bunsen. We all know him. Now tell me,
Speaker 1: will you take the test of bagely? Yeah, I'll take
Speaker 1: the test. What's the hourly here? Seven dollars plus parking? Oh?
Speaker 1: No tips? Ogre roll, you want work here? Say it again,
Speaker 1: oger roll. We make rolls any kind sushi side, it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Make role. Um. You know I saw the
Speaker 1: I saw the help wanted, and uh, I'd like to help. Ah,
Speaker 1: so we paid twelve dollar what? No, Greg, welcome to
Speaker 1: Grandmolin Google coming in for the job? Ah? I saw
Speaker 1: the Yeah, I saw your post on Cruigslist and you're
Speaker 1: looking for its working the craig Wig post working. We're
Speaker 1: looking for someone. I've actually offered a twelve dollars an
Speaker 1: hour over at roll. You should take that job. You
Speaker 1: cannot compete. I hang on a second. Ogre Roll offered
Speaker 1: you twelve dollars an hour. Twelve dollars an hour and
Speaker 1: plus plus tips. They don't have parking, but it's ample
Speaker 1: a street parking, no street cleaning. So and look, look,
Speaker 1: I know that you're coming in here to make money.
Speaker 1: But look where the U. S. Military. We can't afford
Speaker 1: something like twelve dollars an hour. What do you mean
Speaker 1: where where'd all your money go? It went to the
Speaker 1: Department of Education. You want to be a teacher starting
Speaker 1: salary one point two million a year, all right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course I want to be a teacher. Three months off? Alright?
Speaker 1: We get every once in a while, we get an
Speaker 1: in service day. It's just another day off, right now.
Speaker 1: Do I need normal math skills or Warlock math skills?
Speaker 1: Because I actually did really well with the Warlock math,
Speaker 1: but human math not. So we got these super computers, right,
Speaker 1: they do the math for us. All right, you just
Speaker 1: tell and if you want to take a day off,
Speaker 1: we get your stub right like that? Yeah, yeah, oh, no, misunderstanding.
Speaker 1: We paid twelve That is just twelve dollars. That is
Speaker 1: all per day or forever. That's cool. For whatever reason,
Speaker 1: the freaking uh you know, school Board of Education is
Speaker 1: really dying for more teachers, even though it's like super
Speaker 1: you know, it's a great gig right now, so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go take that starting the selling. Why do you
Speaker 1: come back to just turn us down? I want to
Speaker 1: let you know. I want to. I don't want to, don't.
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know. I don't want
Speaker 1: to keep you hanging. I'm I'm a woman of integrity.
Speaker 1: There's mad Ogre's crushed, when mad crush when and Ogre
Speaker 1: sneeze win horny? Which is how you doing? Uh? Jason Johnson,
Speaker 1: I'm with awesome consulting group, and uh, I just wanted
Speaker 1: to possibly come out here and get your business hurt.
Speaker 1: You're trying to pivot and there is a lot of
Speaker 1: birds in this room. Um, lots of birds and one
Speaker 1: melted puddle. All right, yeah that's a safety hazard, but
Speaker 1: we won't get into that stuff right now. If you
Speaker 1: count them, you'll see we have exactly four and nineteen
Speaker 1: blackbirds in this room. I've never really been good at math. Uh,
Speaker 1: just too quick scan. Okay, that sounds good to me.
Speaker 1: I know we're rebranding into a pie place pizza. You're
Speaker 1: already a pizza place, Pizza, pie Pizza. Okay, Well I
Speaker 1: can help you get there. Our company b C D.
Speaker 1: We came up with the Matrix. Uh so we can
Speaker 1: use the movie. No, you wrote the mo the Matrix. No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. The matrix, which is a it's a consulting
Speaker 1: format to help we put it in your data and
Speaker 1: tells us kind of how the metrix. I was gonna
Speaker 1: ask you to explain the sequels to be well, I
Speaker 1: never got them. It's it's more about leaving the circle
Speaker 1: of constant normalcy and humanism to get I grow tired
Speaker 1: of this transformation. Charlene, listen. I know that we made
Speaker 1: a pact. We were going to go to prompt together.
Speaker 1: We were going to lose the virginity at the same time.
Speaker 1: We were going to graduate together. But I got offered
Speaker 1: a job at high school. High school wait, our high school?
Speaker 1: We go there, Yeah, I got offered to teach. I'm
Speaker 1: going to be teaching the cadaver class. I'm in the
Speaker 1: cadaver class. You're in the cadaver start next week, And
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know, like, all right,
Speaker 1: when i'm your teacher, like I'm not your friend, I
Speaker 1: can't be right, this is harsh, but when I'm not
Speaker 1: your teacher, that I am your best friends. I'm your
Speaker 1: and you've been gone for a while, just team, Like
Speaker 1: I haven't seen you for like a week. I don't
Speaker 1: know where you've been I've been hustling, man, I've been
Speaker 1: hustling so hard. My mom said that I couldn't have
Speaker 1: any of her money anymore. And you know I need
Speaker 1: that pizza. Well, and it's expensive, man, really expensive. I've
Speaker 1: been hanging out with this witch one. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: real chill. That's going to the movies the other stuff.
Speaker 1: She has a broom, dude, we can go over if
Speaker 1: we want. I can't go with you to kidd have
Speaker 1: have a class. I'm afraid I'll sneeze. No, No, it's
Speaker 1: totally cool. I just got like my old us friend
Speaker 1: is like like the teacher now and I just want
Speaker 1: to show up and so like, sure, how cool you are?
Speaker 1: Where's my necklace? Like the other half of it. I
Speaker 1: it's we're not best pals. I was just using you
Speaker 1: to get closer to your bestie, the one that got away.
Speaker 1: We did not offer enough money Justine. You're you're using
Speaker 1: me to get to Justine? You bet you? Oh this
Speaker 1: is ridiculous and that's our show. Oh boy, we really
Speaker 1: we on our right. There so many businesses no one
Speaker 1: wants to work, you know, tough to get good hires
Speaker 1: these days, characters. But we had six individual businesses. Let's
Speaker 1: go around seeing everybody's doing. Mark Gagiley Lardy. Yeah, thanks
Speaker 1: for having me, man, this is always fun. You can
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Speaker 1: Jackiegins allis Dorothy, Yes, thank you for having me. Is
Speaker 1: that I have a question? Is the Shakespeare show improvised? Uh?
Speaker 1: It is partly improvised, It is mostly written. It is
Speaker 1: mostly personal stories based on Shakespeare. Oh cool. I only
Speaker 1: asked because of the titles. So I'm like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: not That's not a Shakespeare show, right exactly. Okay, great, Um,
Speaker 1: I'm not in that show, but I'm plugging it should
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Speaker 1: My god, they're doing well. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: guys have watched last night, but let's just say we
Speaker 1: won by thirty five points. Everybody, Hey, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: It's always a pleasure. I laugh when you guys are performing,
Speaker 1: and it's great to be a part of it. UM
Speaker 1: shows coming up weekly monthly shows. First Thursday of the
Speaker 1: month is Pretty Pretty Pony at the West Side Comedy
Speaker 1: Theater and the third Wednesday of the month is uh
Speaker 1: my sketch show Grip for Comedy. All that stuff is
Speaker 1: on my website and through my socials so toolsing dot com.
Speaker 1: Nice Craig Tikowski. As of right now, the Washington Wizards
Speaker 1: have the tenth pick the draft. Um they if they
Speaker 1: get lucky in the lottery, they might move up to
Speaker 1: one of those coveted first four spots, and who knows,
Speaker 1: if they get Bradley Beale into a long term contract,
Speaker 1: get to get some point guard help, you know, like
Speaker 1: anything's possible, and you can. You can follow me on
Speaker 1: at Kikowski for the next couple of months before I
Speaker 1: quit Twitter. Nice I'm at Cole Stratton or at Stratton Cold,
Speaker 1: depending on the social thing. Pretty Pretty Pony first Thursday
Speaker 1: of the month. And Grifter, which I direct, which is
Speaker 1: the third Wednesday at eight all at Westside Comedy Westside
Speaker 1: Comedy dot com. Catch me in Romeo or Juliet, you
Speaker 1: choose the side, and then you only watch one part
Speaker 1: of the Show's pretty great, guys, let's thank our producer
Speaker 1: and engineer, Doug Baby and they'll find folks at I
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Speaker 1: Alchemy this email at gmail dot com. That's now come
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