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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Give Me This. I'm

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Speaker 1: your guest, Pull Stratton in for KP. Let's meet everybody.

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Speaker 1: The First up, it's Mark Gagliardi. Hey good, What celeb

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Speaker 1: did you idolize growing up? Who are you like? Super

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Speaker 1: into as kid? As a kid? I was super into

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Speaker 1: I know I've mentioned this on the show before Elvis.

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Speaker 1: I was obsessed with Elvis as a kid. I grew

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Speaker 1: up in Tennessee. My mom lived had lived down the

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Speaker 1: street from Elvis and had had knew him and had

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Speaker 1: met him several times. I owned jumpsuits um as, and

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Speaker 1: one of my jumpsuits got too small for me, so

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Speaker 1: my mom cut the satin pants part of the jumpsuit

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Speaker 1: off and I just had an Elvis jumpsuit from the

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Speaker 1: waist up that I wore as it. I was like

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Speaker 1: porky pigging it. I wore it like a jacket with

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Speaker 1: uh with jeans. Um Yeah, I was. I was very

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Speaker 1: Elvis obsessed and glad I asked that question. Next up,

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Speaker 1: it's Jackie gazalas Jackie. There's kind of a theme to

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Speaker 1: all this. Was there a toy you coveted as a kid.

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Speaker 1: It's like that that one toy you really wanted, but

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Speaker 1: either you didn't get or you just finally got after

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Speaker 1: a lot of lobbying. I really wanted a doodle bear.

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Speaker 1: And do you guys remember doodle bears. It was a

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Speaker 1: teddy bear and it came in either like pink or

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Speaker 1: made out of denim, and it came with a pen

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Speaker 1: and you could doodle on this bear and like design

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Speaker 1: it and drawn it. And I was I really liked

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Speaker 1: drawing as a kid, and I really wanted a doodle bear.

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Speaker 1: And I asked Santa for a few years and I

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Speaker 1: finally got it. But I didn't like petition my parents.

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Speaker 1: You mean, it's like I asked Santa and he didn't

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Speaker 1: bring it, so okay, Like I didn't petitioned my parents.

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Speaker 1: I felt very and I don't know why no one

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Speaker 1: having my parents spend money on me, and so I

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Speaker 1: my rich stepfather would be like, you can pick any

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Speaker 1: toy you want, and I'd be like, no, no, I'm okay,

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Speaker 1: and he's like, Jackie, go pick a toy, and I'm like, no, no, really,

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Speaker 1: I'm fine, Like Jackie, just go pick a Barbie, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know you want one, and I have to like

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Speaker 1: be coaxed, you know. It's like, you're right, I do

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Speaker 1: want I do want one. But I felt bad. You

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Speaker 1: should mention this to your therapist. You're worth it. I'm

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Speaker 1: worth the doodle bear. So I petitioned Santa because I

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Speaker 1: was like, I don't you know, he doesn't pay for it,

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Speaker 1: he makes it. Well, maybe we get listeners to send

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Speaker 1: you a bunch of doodle bears. See how many of

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Speaker 1: you can get. I got one, though eventually more bears

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Speaker 1: were twenty funny two. Next up, it's a tool saying

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Speaker 1: that's all. What was like the first concert you went to?

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Speaker 1: Remember this very clearly. It was Bush, you know, uh,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Kevin Newsom, but it was that's the character Kevin um. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It was standing room only, like a three room, a

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Speaker 1: lot of mosh pit activity. It's all very I remember

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Speaker 1: taking my shirt off. I was like, what am I doing? Uh?

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Speaker 1: But that burdens and I and I served for the

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Speaker 1: first first trip. Whoa, I'm not a concert guy though,

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Speaker 1: So I never felt like I deserved concerts. You should

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Speaker 1: but not least, Craig Kaikowski, Craig A fire trucks come

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Speaker 1: to get you. Did you have movie posters on your

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Speaker 1: I did, uh And they were Star Wars and the

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Speaker 1: So it's the the original Star Wars with like all

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Speaker 1: the things like Nadine with Jeff Bridges and Kimbition that

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Speaker 1: that movie. Get Shorty, very informative question. Yeah, give you

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Speaker 1: three of those giant cardboard stands that they give out

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Speaker 1: We had one of those in my basement and it

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Speaker 1: was the Ellen Degenerous movie Mr Wrong. Oh. We had

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Speaker 1: our our video store to the same thing. You think,

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Speaker 1: I don't love you enough to break my own finger?

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Speaker 1: That's yeah? What a film? What a film? Let's do

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Speaker 1: a damn show I did. I quoted the trailer from

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Speaker 1: The Strong. You don't have to quote the movie. That's

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Speaker 1: the trailer. As a lot of the trailers, all you

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Speaker 1: need to know. Let's do a damn show, shall we.

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Speaker 1: is from Alchemy v I P. Thomas Lawson, who wrote, Hello,

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Speaker 1: League of Extraordinary Alchemists. I just have a suggestion the U. S.

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Speaker 1: Military and the Department of Education swap budgets. M hmm,

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Speaker 1: all right, you you get a maclaptop, and you get

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Speaker 1: a maclaptop, and you get a Mac. Everyone in this room,

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Speaker 1: well thanks Mr Henderson. Yeah, thanks Charlie. We're gonna be

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Speaker 1: doing some fun stuff in this class from now on,

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Speaker 1: all right, no more or should we say tanks? Mr Henderson, No,

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Speaker 1: there's tanks outside the wind getting that film. WHOA cool?

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Speaker 1: We're gonna be painted in our school colors. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: be teaching how to drive in tanks. Uh, so you'll

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Speaker 1: to be learning how to fly a jet plane. UM,

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Speaker 1: all right that Stacy, Do you have a question. I

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Speaker 1: just can't believe I'm allowed to fly a jet plane because,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you, that's been my reap. I said,

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Speaker 1: the big planes in the air, and I say, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 1: Get me in one of those and put me in charge. Yeah, Stacy,

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Speaker 1: I love that to to do. Uh and and go

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Speaker 1: the moon. Baby. Well we're gonna learn. We're gonna learn first,

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Speaker 1: all right, all right, but I bet you I can

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Speaker 1: and you can do anything. Super stars. Mr Henderson, Mr Henderson,

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Speaker 1: Does this mean now that we have all this money?

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Speaker 1: Does this mean that when you aren't able to be here,

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Speaker 1: our substitute teacher will show us movies in that giant

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Speaker 1: screening room with DTS Delby surrounds sound at the five

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Speaker 1: point do'llby surrounds sound. That's absolutely right. Somebody saw the

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Speaker 1: theater already. UM I heard that. We get releases beforehand,

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Speaker 1: what's just what I heard. These rumors are all true.

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Speaker 1: There's really no limit to what we are going to

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Speaker 1: be privy to. Alright, Hey, Mr Henderson, I walked, I

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Speaker 1: walked past a door that said cadaver lab. What's that? Okay,

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Speaker 1: your your bo your bio class is going to be changed,

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Speaker 1: all right, and now instead of dissecting frogs, instead of

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Speaker 1: we're gonna be learning anatomy of the body and uh

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Speaker 1: I things for changing. You're gonna be the smartest generation

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Speaker 1: soldiers falling, We've got a gun. We're gonna have to

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Speaker 1: take turns with the gun. But sir, we're taking fire

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Speaker 1: right now. I know. But we've got just the one. Uh,

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Speaker 1: he called dips. He's got it. Can we bring some

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Speaker 1: I've heard people have put out go fund me. Maybe

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Speaker 1: I got two of them. But here's the gunback. It's

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Speaker 1: all out of bullets. All right. Well, we're just gonna

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Speaker 1: have to wait this out. We're not getting any until

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Speaker 1: All right, well we can try that. Does anybody know

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Speaker 1: how to do that or have a computer to do

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Speaker 1: it on? No? Might might know that My friends in

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Speaker 1: the private Army, and he says, they have all kinds

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Speaker 1: Who's doing that? What's happening there? Mr Musk is private army.

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Speaker 1: Mr Musk is Mr Musk's private Armies, private Army. I

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Speaker 1: didn't realize I thought that. I thought that, you know,

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Speaker 1: join the private army. Okay, so we're just gonna have

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Speaker 1: line and be efficient, you know, yeah for sure. Well

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Speaker 1: I've got other skills. I can do a triple back

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Speaker 1: handspring and a full talk. Okay, good, you know, write

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Speaker 1: that down. That's the last piece of paper we have,

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Speaker 1: so real small What did what did everyone ring for lunch? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I guess I'm the only with skills. Uh, I've got

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Speaker 1: I've got a go gurt. I have a go gurt

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Speaker 1: and I have a tapioga. Interesting, I brought a lunchable.

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Speaker 1: of them? Do you want some of the bologny from

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Speaker 1: my lunchable? Um? Yeah, yea lonely lunchable. Yeah. Look what

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Speaker 1: the private army can afford? The Turkey lunchables. Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: get the bologny ones. They even had those pizza lunchables.

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Speaker 1: Serge heard about those? Yes, sir, are we gonna lose

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Speaker 1: this war? Well, listen, we defunded the army because all

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Speaker 1: defunding the army. How do you expect us to do

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Speaker 1: do our job by explaining why exactly you you know

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Speaker 1: Scene too is from listener Caitlyn Knight, who wrote, Hey, alchemists.

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Speaker 1: This scene suggestion is inspired by my partner's real life

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Speaker 1: fliction man who sneezes when he becomes aroused. You guys

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Speaker 1: to just have someone in my life that I can

418
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:20,400
Speaker 1: talk to about the important things. And and you've always

419
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:23,639
Speaker 1: been that for me, and I really appreciate that. And

420
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 1: you're always that for me. Did I tell you I

421
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 1: found a concerning mole? No, Well, you mean like a

422
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 1: government spy or like a good game of tennis. Guys,

423
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 1: good game of tennis. That was good canaan, but you

424
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,959
Speaker 1: know that's served deadvod Yeah. Yeah, I try to come

425
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 1: in as soon as I hit the serve that's on

426
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,119
Speaker 1: first serves only, you know, but that you you know

427
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 1: you'd in football once today, which I feel like you've

428
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 1: been working on. No, I've been trying to concentrate in

429
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 1: my back one handed backhand. When did you change that?

430
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 1: Who was I asleep for six on the fact that

431
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: you had so many aces today? That was great, Thank you.

432
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:08,120
Speaker 1: I've been working, working, working, Hey, don't your top spin

433
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 1: kick serve? Oh my god, I was hitting the ball

434
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 1: around my shoulder. That was ridiculous. Remember when it was

435
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 1: and then it was it that? Yeah, I mean we

436
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 1: never got back to love. But can I can I

437
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 1: bring up something serious? Sorry guys, if this is this

438
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 1: is not the time of the No. No, we just

439
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 1: finished a great game of tennis where you fucking rocked

440
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 1: it with your back hand. And I've been using a

441
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 1: slaves and juror, but I was thinking about switching to

442
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 1: a Wilson. Oh can I just say something? And I'm

443
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: sorry for being crashed. The drop point was only known

444
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 1: by the director and the only person who gets to

445
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: go into his office and it is his secretary. And

446
00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 1: I was just over on that slow you know, violent

447
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 1: in my papers. Gosh, and I caught her sneaking in

448
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 1: a pen. Now we can only use pens that are

449
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 1: in the building. It's of course, of course you can't

450
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 1: bring a pen and it could have a camera in

451
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 1: it in an outside pen. And I discovered the mall. Oh,

452
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you. You were so good at work. See,

453
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 1: you were so good at it. I just, I just

454
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 1: I'm so envious of you. I mean, all that time

455
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 1: you've spent working in the govern It's just it's neat.

456
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 1: It's a neat job. You have so much value. I

457
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 1: wish so much value. Great game of highli guys who

458
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 1: really couldn't be any better that Hey, I was thinking, um,

459
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 1: since you are so good with spy stuff, and since

460
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 1: you work in that sector where you deal in that,

461
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 1: could you find someone to sleep with my husband so

462
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 1: that I find out whether his sneeze is based on

463
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 1: him being allergic to me or being allergic to sex.

464
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 1: Thank you in advance. I'm so sorry to ask you

465
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 1: to do this. I know, Anna, I know for anyone else,

466
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 1: but you're just such a dear friend, and you listen

467
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 1: with your heart thank you, and you look at me

468
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 1: when I talk, and I feel so seen. Amen. Not

469
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 1: to mention that karat cake you made for my birthday.

470
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: My god, I'm still dreaming about it three months. I

471
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: so find me. It's so hard to meet single men

472
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 1: at this highlight club. Yes, isn't it hard? It is?

473
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: It is. I didn't know because I don't usually come

474
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 1: here and play high lie Um, but all all the

475
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 1: men here are married or in committed relationships. Have you

476
00:30:56,400 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 1: ever tried that it could be fun? Tried? I'm sorry? Um,

477
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 1: sex are relations with a married or taken man? Have

478
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: you ever tried that? It's no strings attached, it's loose,

479
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 1: it's goose? Are you pimping me? Um? Listen, I'm going

480
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: to be honest with you. I did want to come

481
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 1: and bond with you because I did feel like we

482
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: had a moment in the break room where I felt

483
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 1: this is a woman that I could really get, you know,

484
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 1: get deep with. I felt that from you. I felt

485
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 1: a connection and I want and I'm always wanting to

486
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 1: make new friends, even at my age, I want to

487
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 1: make new friends always. Now if I'm if you wanted

488
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 1: to sleep with a particular person of my choosing and

489
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 1: then report back. Okay, what what is happening? What is happening?

490
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 1: Does he does he play highlight? He plays high does

491
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 1: I hear? I mean he plays a lot of He's

492
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 1: very barty, he plays a lot of things. How fast

493
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 1: can make with the sesta? Well, I'm not sure you know.

494
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 1: I've actually never played I I kind of. I told

495
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 1: you that I did, just so that we could get here.

496
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 1: It's the fastest traveling ball in all of sports. Hey, guys,

497
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 1: before we leave the Highlight Club, I just I had

498
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 1: a question about my sess stuff. You know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

499
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: I think I do. I think I do? Yes? Not

500
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: high wink? Oh do you see any wink? No? I

501
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 1: did see a wink. I guess. I don't know. I

502
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. Okay, let me just

503
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 1: how do I put this too? We're going to keep

504
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 1: this between us, right? Oh? Yeah, of course members over there.

505
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 1: I haven't seen them before. Um, but I sometimes when

506
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 1: I am let's say, near ring the service line, if

507
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I don't know if this

508
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 1: happens to you guys. But I I sneeze before I

509
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 1: make impact. Does that make sense? And that's this is

510
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 1: still an analogy. Yeah yeah, I've come buying a few

511
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: different sports here, so it might be a little bit confusing. So,

512
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 1: uh like, I'm not sure what you're getting at. But

513
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: that girl over there has been making eyes at you

514
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 1: and waving this whole time. Um, well, maybe I know her.

515
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: Maybe just go check if I know where it seems

516
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 1: like definitely No, Hi, I I couldn't help, but notice

517
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 1: you over in the highlight court. Thanks. So yeah, what

518
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 1: a game. I've really moved that point. Yeah what was

519
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: the highlight? Oh? You must get that all the time.

520
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 1: Such a nice sense of humor. It's refreshing. I don't know.

521
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: Do you mind if I touch your sesta? Um? No,

522
00:33:55,800 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 1: I don't mind it at all. Here you go, and uh,

523
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 1: your nose is running. That's just it's warm humidity. It's

524
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:13,279
Speaker 1: it's you. It is warm. Um. Do you want to

525
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 1: see the highlight court that's in the back of the club. Yes,

526
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 1: I do, fellows. I'll talk to you later, fellows. Yeah, yeah, ye.

527
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: Just come this way, this way, turn left here this hallway.

528
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: There's the club manager. Hey, Carl, h all right, I'll

529
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: go this way and then we're gonna turn right here. Ah,

530
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:48,240
Speaker 1: there's the greenskeeper. Hey, hey, Stephen, Susan, here's the messed

531
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 1: up thing. Okay, what what did you find out from her?

532
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 1: What's the story? Well, she didn't even report back to me.

533
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: She took a public place and I was there. I

534
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 1: is hiding in the bleachers, and I actually watched their

535
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 1: working leachers. Yes, it was very public, and that that

536
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:13,399
Speaker 1: wasn't my intention. But I can attest um that it's

537
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 1: it's everything. It's your body. He's getting sneezed, he's getting

538
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 1: sneezed up when he gets a house, and it's not you.

539
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 1: And I also can attest um they did not have

540
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: full coitus, So you can fige good about that. I mean, yeah,

541
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 1: I guess that makes me feel a little better. Honey. Hey,

542
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 1: A long day, played eighteen round, then I'm played the

543
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 1: best out of three sets of tennis. Then I went

544
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:48,360
Speaker 1: to the Highlight Club. Yeah, let's just say that I

545
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: scored big time. Let what does that mean? Let's just

546
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 1: say I scored big time. I played with what is

547
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 1: I played with? Stephen? Charlie? Oh did you did you

548
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 1: play with anyone else? What does that means? Meaning? Did

549
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 1: you play with anyone else? Did you happen to be

550
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: in the high Allie locker room after and and see

551
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 1: some new people and wander through the back, make a left,

552
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: make a right, Say hi hi to carl keep going past,

553
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 1: say hi to the groundskeeper, keep going past. Then wind

554
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:24,439
Speaker 1: up where there were bleachers, and perhaps my dear friend

555
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 1: Anna could have been there to see you with another woman.

556
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 1: Is that what it is? Do you have a mole? Yes? Me,

557
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: I have a mole. Oh my god. If we don't

558
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 1: have trust in this relationship, what do we have? You

559
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 1: know what we have? We have each other? Because now

560
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 1: I know that you're not allergic to me, You're allergic

561
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 1: to sex itself. That's true. I was so embarrassed. I

562
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 1: was going to talk to the fellas about it, but

563
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,400
Speaker 1: you just kind of never got around to it. Boys

564
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 1: never talk about anything important. Oh you should see you

565
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 1: should You should see Charlie's new backhand. It's one handed

566
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 1: and it is Hey. Good concert of Bush guys, great

567
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,839
Speaker 1: great Bush concert. We really watched it. Oh, everyone has

568
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 1: their shirts off, except what what what happened? I love it?

569
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:29,879
Speaker 1: When they did come down that's our secondization. C three

570
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,919
Speaker 1: is from listener. Is he Terry and who wrote, Hey,

571
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: pizza wizards love you all? Is he Lion? He's an

572
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 1: absolute wizard at pizza. You're never gonna try anything like it.

573
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 1: It's Sicilian, so it's extra buffy. It's filled with um

574
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:54,320
Speaker 1: meats on top, sauce on top, cheese on top. And

575
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 1: you're like, that's just a pizza. But trust me, this

576
00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 1: guy is a fucking wizard. Oh Domino, So like, is

577
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: this going to be better than Domino's? Yeah, it's gonna

578
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 1: be better than Domino's. Greetings and salutations to you here

579
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 1: in my finest of dining dungeons, I a'm Gimmeldorff and

580
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: I today shall stand before you and craft the greatest

581
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 1: pizza you've had in your lives. Just tell me what

582
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 1: you would like on it, and it shall be. Is

583
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 1: this I'm testing? Yes, Charlene, please, I already had this

584
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,320
Speaker 1: pizza once before, and I want you to have the

585
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:46,800
Speaker 1: full experience because you're my best friend and it is

586
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 1: your day. I'm still wearing my necklace. I'm sorry that

587
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:56,720
Speaker 1: I took mine off. Just be home. Diet Dr Pepper

588
00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: as previously requested I'll leave you in the capable off.

589
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:08,479
Speaker 1: Thank you, munchens, And now what kind of pizza would

590
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 1: you like? I'll watch you justine, and then I'll order Charlene.

591
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 1: Oh you want me to go first? I mean it's one.

592
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 1: We're gonna share the pizza. So it's are they don't

593
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 1: do personal pans? They don't do you guys do? We

594
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:30,360
Speaker 1: will do whatever you desire us to do. Are you

595
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 1: leaving this one up to the chef? Are you leaving

596
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 1: this up to the chef, Wizard? Is that what's happening? No?

597
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:41,399
Speaker 1: I mean I normally like like, uh, pepperoni and like mushrooms.

598
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,359
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, Wizard. I feel like she's not down

599
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 1: to share a pie with me because she's wearing her

600
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 1: friendship necklace. And I took mine off because it turns

601
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 1: out I am allergic to nicol and it did give

602
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 1: me a heinous rash. So that's my bad. I'm sorry

603
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 1: to you. It's no disrespect to you and your establishment.

604
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 1: I'm in love. No, no, I take no. I was

605
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 1: wondering why only one of you was wearing a half

606
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,800
Speaker 1: of a heart necklace. I didn't know what be Fry meant,

607
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 1: but now I know it's the beginning of best friends,

608
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 1: which apparently you don't seem to be any longer. No, no, no,

609
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 1: we are. We're told her she's just allergic to nickel

610
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,880
Speaker 1: and that makes her break out and it could affect her. Well,

611
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 1: say no more bocotium nicolas katatas solid gold. No nickel

612
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:34,879
Speaker 1: in that one. Look down at your neck now, Pepperoni,

613
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:42,839
Speaker 1: you said, well, like Shamando, gather around pise. Unfortunately, which

614
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: is pie is going under what the wizards have taken

615
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 1: our customer base and we can't compete. Are you saying

616
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,320
Speaker 1: that people don't like I have newt on their pizza.

617
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it, but the customers have spoken. Well,

618
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: what will we do? This is the only thing me

619
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:13,800
Speaker 1: and my generations back have ever done well that we

620
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 1: must visit. We must visit HIVT to what. I don't know.

621
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: That's the employee meeting. Maybe a two for one double

622
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 1: double toil and trouble. I like that, sort of a

623
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 1: little Caesar's thing. Yes, yes, double double I like it.

624
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 1: Excuse me, excuse me? Which is Jason Ramirez from p

625
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,360
Speaker 1: w C Consulting. I think I have the solution to

626
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 1: your issues. What are you good at making step. Well,

627
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 1: you've been observing us for two weeks, Jason Ramirez, you

628
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 1: tell us good at st alright, pizza is not your thing,

629
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 1: all right, but you need to be focusing on is soups?

630
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:08,359
Speaker 1: All right? You're saying our cauldron is not producing top

631
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 1: notch pizza. Yes, exactly, We're just not on the same page. Now,

632
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 1: the p WC can help you pivot, like I said earlier,

633
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 1: into this market. The competition is yes, question, are you

634
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:25,400
Speaker 1: sure soups the thing? We are in Phoenix, Arizona, and

635
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 1: it's awfully hot year round. It's hot. It's hot, It

636
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 1: definitely is warm, but it helps people acclimate their body

637
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 1: temperature to the heat outside, so soups will work. And uh,

638
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 1: there's no we can keep the rice out of it,

639
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 1: keep the bread out of it unless they want a

640
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 1: bread bowl. But these are all things possible, right, And

641
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,439
Speaker 1: no one has to know what goes in your soup,

642
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:51,800
Speaker 1: so that part of it is still your business. Jason Ramirez,

643
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:55,280
Speaker 1: do you notice the plethora of ravens in this basement.

644
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 1: Of the first things I noticed when I came into

645
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 1: to watch those are events were all previously consultants. Oh

646
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:22,320
Speaker 1: wait what and there is your pizza, pepperoni, mushrooms, spinach,

647
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 1: all floating three inches off of this table, so the

648
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 1: cheese doesn't get everywhere? Is there anything else I can

649
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:36,359
Speaker 1: get for you too? Best friends? So, yeah, you made

650
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 1: her a golden necklace, and I was wondering if you

651
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 1: could conjure me up one since I'm the one with theology.

652
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 1: Oh oh my my mistake. Like you made her necklace golden,

653
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: and that's really great for her, but I want to

654
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 1: be matching like her best friends, So if you could

655
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 1: conjure me, I don't have my half with me? Is

656
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:57,760
Speaker 1: not a problem, h it is. It's not a huge problem.

657
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 1: But I will need you to step through that door

658
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 1: over there, prove yourself worthy, and then return with the

659
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 1: item and I will be able to make you a

660
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: necklace and also your own personal pizza. Just t Can

661
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:16,280
Speaker 1: you go prove yourself and then can I start eating too? Charlene?

662
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 1: For you? I will for you. This doesn't prove to

663
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 1: you that you're my best year, I don't know what does. Well.

664
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 1: Pouring the necklace? Yeah, um? But can I start eating? Um? Yeah,

665
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 1: I'm going to be wearing the necklace. Just start eating? Okay?

666
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:40,879
Speaker 1: Through this doorway here. God speed on your journey. Oh

667
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 1: you're not coming with me? Ships. The purity is to

668
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:53,800
Speaker 1: answer this riddle. Answer the riddle, what may I be

669
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 1: if I am not the but I am one with

670
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 1: the bees? Uh bitch? Oh you move on to the

671
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 1: second level, all right? Test number two, taste blind? Is

672
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:23,919
Speaker 1: this Dr Pepper or diet? Dr Pepper? Okay, a little?

673
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,320
Speaker 1: Does he know? I know Dr Pepper real well, my

674
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:32,839
Speaker 1: favorite sodas. That's diet. That's diet for sure. M hmm.

675
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:42,439
Speaker 1: Are you sure? Taste again? It could be a trick question,

676
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:47,360
Speaker 1: It could be Mr Pitt, but I'm going to you

677
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 1: have passed the test. There's seven more. This one is

678
00:45:55,080 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 1: a math test. Yeah, I she has been in there

679
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:06,399
Speaker 1: a while. Yes, how long have you been making pizzas? Ah?

680
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 1: So many questions. I've hundreds of years, hundreds since Queen

681
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 1: Margharita first arrived in Naples and and I whispered in

682
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 1: the ear of a pizzaiolo there, and it's been ever

683
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 1: since I've been But she's got to be coming out.

684
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 1: Did you go to high school? Oh boy, did you

685
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 1: have a best friend in high school? I did have

686
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:34,399
Speaker 1: a best friend in high schools your best friend. It's

687
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 1: was actually Moon Cheenes and who you met earlier. He

688
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 1: he came dr peppers that works with me with me,

689
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 1: it was a little awkward in school when he didn't

690
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:49,239
Speaker 1: quite reach you. You know any witches, Yeah, well, I

691
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 1: mean I know the three witches down the street that

692
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:58,800
Speaker 1: that have are competing pizza place, But pizza sucks. Good

693
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 1: game of pickup basketball, Wizards, Yes, very good pickup basketball.

694
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: You were dunking like I've never seen. Yeah. Well, the

695
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 1: wind was under his feet. Did you see that? He

696
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 1: called the wind and it led him to dunk. I

697
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:22,360
Speaker 1: was impressed with his three throws free throws, hi, and

698
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 1: the fact that we all took zone defense instead of

699
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 1: man impressive, quite impressive. Do you think do you think

700
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 1: us the Wizards will make the playoffs this year? We

701
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 1: never make the playoffs. The Wizard suck. Mom. I swear

702
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: I was just getting pizza with Charlene. I know it's late,

703
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 1: but we weren't. We were just getting pizza. Where did

704
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 1: you get the necklace? Where did you get the necklace?

705
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 1: Charlene and I have buff bus front necklace. Don't you

706
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 1: don't you come at me with that? I know that

707
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 1: you have an allergy a nickel and I know you

708
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 1: had to get rid of your half of the necklace

709
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 1: with Charlene. I want to know where you've got another

710
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 1: necklace with that I don't know about. And this one

711
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,719
Speaker 1: looks to be what is that platinum? Is that a

712
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:19,839
Speaker 1: platinum necklace? It's nothing you are stealing. It's my daughter stealing. Mom.

713
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 1: Why don't you know you should know me better than that?

714
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 1: I thought I did. I thought I knew you. You

715
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:33,279
Speaker 1: know what, you know what? You have shown nothing but irresponsibility.

716
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 1: I want you to talk. I want you, young lady,

717
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 1: to get a job. That's it. I'm not giving you

718
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 1: any more money. You go. You like going to your

719
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 1: pizza places so much? Here to work for us? How

720
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 1: I saw the hiring uh sign out from stir the

721
00:48:53,920 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 1: pizza cauldron there. So what's the hourly? Ah, it's six fifty,

722
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: which is low, but chiers possibility of tiers. Yeah, I

723
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 1: have a couple more interviews. Uh so I'll come back

724
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:26,319
Speaker 1: all right, six that's fifteen cents. Maybe we don't want

725
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 1: you to work here. Welcome to the Warlocks of Bagels.

726
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 1: We make bagels here. I saw the hiring sign and yes,

727
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 1: I can pretty much do anything but math? So can

728
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 1: you do potions? Ah? I was pretty good at chemistry,

729
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 1: and I can know. I know how to work a

730
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:55,360
Speaker 1: Bunsen burner more Bunsen. We all know him. Now tell me,

731
00:49:56,120 --> 00:50:00,879
Speaker 1: will you take the test of bagely? Yeah, I'll take

732
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:08,839
Speaker 1: the test. What's the hourly here? Seven dollars plus parking? Oh?

733
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:16,240
Speaker 1: No tips? Ogre roll, you want work here? Say it again,

734
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:23,800
Speaker 1: oger roll. We make rolls any kind sushi side, it

735
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Make role. Um. You know I saw the

736
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 1: I saw the help wanted, and uh, I'd like to help. Ah,

737
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 1: so we paid twelve dollar what? No, Greg, welcome to

738
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 1: Grandmolin Google coming in for the job? Ah? I saw

739
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 1: the Yeah, I saw your post on Cruigslist and you're

740
00:50:54,719 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 1: looking for its working the craig Wig post working. We're

741
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 1: looking for someone. I've actually offered a twelve dollars an

742
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 1: hour over at roll. You should take that job. You

743
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 1: cannot compete. I hang on a second. Ogre Roll offered

744
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 1: you twelve dollars an hour. Twelve dollars an hour and

745
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:20,840
Speaker 1: plus plus tips. They don't have parking, but it's ample

746
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 1: a street parking, no street cleaning. So and look, look,

747
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 1: I know that you're coming in here to make money.

748
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 1: But look where the U. S. Military. We can't afford

749
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 1: something like twelve dollars an hour. What do you mean

750
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 1: where where'd all your money go? It went to the

751
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 1: Department of Education. You want to be a teacher starting

752
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 1: salary one point two million a year, all right? Yeah,

753
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 1: of course I want to be a teacher. Three months off? Alright?

754
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 1: We get every once in a while, we get an

755
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 1: in service day. It's just another day off, right now.

756
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:55,760
Speaker 1: Do I need normal math skills or Warlock math skills?

757
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: Because I actually did really well with the Warlock math,

758
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 1: but human math not. So we got these super computers, right,

759
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 1: they do the math for us. All right, you just

760
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 1: tell and if you want to take a day off,

761
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:12,360
Speaker 1: we get your stub right like that? Yeah, yeah, oh, no, misunderstanding.

762
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 1: We paid twelve That is just twelve dollars. That is

763
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 1: all per day or forever. That's cool. For whatever reason,

764
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: the freaking uh you know, school Board of Education is

765
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:30,720
Speaker 1: really dying for more teachers, even though it's like super

766
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 1: you know, it's a great gig right now, so I'm

767
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:35,840
Speaker 1: gonna go take that starting the selling. Why do you

768
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 1: come back to just turn us down? I want to

769
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 1: let you know. I want to. I don't want to, don't.

770
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:48,799
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know. I don't want

771
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 1: to keep you hanging. I'm I'm a woman of integrity.

772
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:58,720
Speaker 1: There's mad Ogre's crushed, when mad crush when and Ogre

773
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:03,840
Speaker 1: sneeze win horny? Which is how you doing? Uh? Jason Johnson,

774
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:10,240
Speaker 1: I'm with awesome consulting group, and uh, I just wanted

775
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,879
Speaker 1: to possibly come out here and get your business hurt.

776
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: You're trying to pivot and there is a lot of

777
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 1: birds in this room. Um, lots of birds and one

778
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 1: melted puddle. All right, yeah that's a safety hazard, but

779
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:25,759
Speaker 1: we won't get into that stuff right now. If you

780
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 1: count them, you'll see we have exactly four and nineteen

781
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 1: blackbirds in this room. I've never really been good at math. Uh,

782
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 1: just too quick scan. Okay, that sounds good to me.

783
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:43,879
Speaker 1: I know we're rebranding into a pie place pizza. You're

784
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 1: already a pizza place, Pizza, pie Pizza. Okay, Well I

785
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:54,719
Speaker 1: can help you get there. Our company b C D.

786
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 1: We came up with the Matrix. Uh so we can

787
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 1: use the movie. No, you wrote the mo the Matrix. No, No,

788
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. The matrix, which is a it's a consulting

789
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 1: format to help we put it in your data and

790
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: tells us kind of how the metrix. I was gonna

791
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:13,239
Speaker 1: ask you to explain the sequels to be well, I

792
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:17,040
Speaker 1: never got them. It's it's more about leaving the circle

793
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:22,240
Speaker 1: of constant normalcy and humanism to get I grow tired

794
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:28,759
Speaker 1: of this transformation. Charlene, listen. I know that we made

795
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:31,360
Speaker 1: a pact. We were going to go to prompt together.

796
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:35,720
Speaker 1: We were going to lose the virginity at the same time.

797
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:40,760
Speaker 1: We were going to graduate together. But I got offered

798
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 1: a job at high school. High school wait, our high school?

799
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 1: We go there, Yeah, I got offered to teach. I'm

800
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 1: going to be teaching the cadaver class. I'm in the

801
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:02,360
Speaker 1: cadaver class. You're in the cadaver start next week, And

802
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,640
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know, like, all right,

803
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 1: when i'm your teacher, like I'm not your friend, I

804
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 1: can't be right, this is harsh, but when I'm not

805
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:18,279
Speaker 1: your teacher, that I am your best friends. I'm your

806
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:22,640
Speaker 1: and you've been gone for a while, just team, Like

807
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 1: I haven't seen you for like a week. I don't

808
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 1: know where you've been I've been hustling, man, I've been

809
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:29,880
Speaker 1: hustling so hard. My mom said that I couldn't have

810
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 1: any of her money anymore. And you know I need

811
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 1: that pizza. Well, and it's expensive, man, really expensive. I've

812
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 1: been hanging out with this witch one. Yeah, it's a

813
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 1: real chill. That's going to the movies the other stuff.

814
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:49,839
Speaker 1: She has a broom, dude, we can go over if

815
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:53,800
Speaker 1: we want. I can't go with you to kidd have

816
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:57,279
Speaker 1: have a class. I'm afraid I'll sneeze. No, No, it's

817
00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:00,359
Speaker 1: totally cool. I just got like my old us friend

818
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:02,440
Speaker 1: is like like the teacher now and I just want

819
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 1: to show up and so like, sure, how cool you are?

820
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:09,840
Speaker 1: Where's my necklace? Like the other half of it. I

821
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:15,800
Speaker 1: it's we're not best pals. I was just using you

822
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:23,800
Speaker 1: to get closer to your bestie, the one that got away.

823
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:28,359
Speaker 1: We did not offer enough money Justine. You're you're using

824
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 1: me to get to Justine? You bet you? Oh this

825
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:41,000
Speaker 1: is ridiculous and that's our show. Oh boy, we really

826
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 1: we on our right. There so many businesses no one

827
00:56:46,239 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 1: wants to work, you know, tough to get good hires

828
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 1: these days, characters. But we had six individual businesses. Let's

829
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:59,399
Speaker 1: go around seeing everybody's doing. Mark Gagiley Lardy. Yeah, thanks

830
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:01,920
Speaker 1: for having me, man, this is always fun. You can

831
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 1: find me online. I'm at Mark gags on a lot

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Speaker 1: of the things and um we got this with Mark

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Speaker 1: and how we got uh. New episodes every week on

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Speaker 1: the Maximum Fun Network Lineage Performing Arts Center in Pasadena.

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Speaker 1: If you are a local to Southern California, first Thursday

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Speaker 1: of the month, we have a live Shakespeare show called

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Speaker 1: What You Will and Blood and Treasure season two coming soon. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Jackiegins allis Dorothy, Yes, thank you for having me. Is

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Speaker 1: that I have a question? Is the Shakespeare show improvised? Uh?

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Speaker 1: It is partly improvised, It is mostly written. It is

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Speaker 1: mostly personal stories based on Shakespeare. Oh cool. I only

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Speaker 1: asked because of the titles. So I'm like, oh, that's

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Speaker 1: not That's not a Shakespeare show, right exactly. Okay, great, Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm not in that show, but I'm plugging it should

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Speaker 1: become I'm at Yeah, I gotta go. I'm at Jackie

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Speaker 1: Druthy on Instagram and that's where I put us about

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Speaker 1: all of my shows. And I do some shows and

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Speaker 1: I do some shows at the West Side and I

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Speaker 1: do them with with some lovely people here and this

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Speaker 1: very zoom and it's a great time. So keep your

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Speaker 1: eyes peeled. Thank you for having How are the heat dos?

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Speaker 1: My god, they're doing well. I don't know if you

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Speaker 1: guys have watched last night, but let's just say we

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Speaker 1: won by thirty five points. Everybody, Hey, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: It's always a pleasure. I laugh when you guys are performing,

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Speaker 1: and it's great to be a part of it. UM

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Speaker 1: shows coming up weekly monthly shows. First Thursday of the

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Speaker 1: month is Pretty Pretty Pony at the West Side Comedy

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Speaker 1: Theater and the third Wednesday of the month is uh

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Speaker 1: my sketch show Grip for Comedy. All that stuff is

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Speaker 1: on my website and through my socials so toolsing dot com.

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Speaker 1: Nice Craig Tikowski. As of right now, the Washington Wizards

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Speaker 1: if they get Bradley Beale into a long term contract,

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Speaker 1: anything's possible, and you can. You can follow me on

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Speaker 1: at Kikowski for the next couple of months before I

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Speaker 1: quit Twitter. Nice I'm at Cole Stratton or at Stratton Cold,

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Speaker 1: depending on the social thing. Pretty Pretty Pony first Thursday

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Speaker 1: of the month. And Grifter, which I direct, which is

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Speaker 1: the third Wednesday at eight all at Westside Comedy Westside

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Speaker 1: Comedy dot com. Catch me in Romeo or Juliet, you

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Speaker 1: choose the side, and then you only watch one part

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Speaker 1: of the Show's pretty great, guys, let's thank our producer

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Speaker 1: and engineer, Doug Baby and they'll find folks at I

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Speaker 1: heeart Media dot com. From please write to us at

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Speaker 1: Alchemy this email at gmail dot com. That's now come

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Speaker 1: until next time.