Speaker 1: Guess what decision We're about to make a Horrible Decisions.
Speaker 1: Welcome hor Hive members and new members alike. This is
Speaker 1: the Horrible Decisions Podcast and I'm your host, Mandy b Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm Wheezy. Welcome to our show. If you've never been here,
Speaker 1: we're just some slutty black girls that are trying to
Speaker 1: change the game and de stigmatized kings for people of color. However,
Speaker 1: are you fucking kidding me? We're practicing. Is this what
Speaker 1: you're doing? Don't do that? Like some new work. And
Speaker 1: we're in l A this week and Wheezy wants you
Speaker 1: did you was like, you want to go on this podcast?
Speaker 1: And I was like, I mean, he's still white. But
Speaker 1: I guess because you like Gingers, you like Rory him?
Speaker 1: And why do you think I'm like Rory. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying you like him as a white person. Is that
Speaker 1: your favorite white man or my favorite white man? No,
Speaker 1: her dad is that's the good point. But he really white?
Speaker 1: He spicy white. Oh my god, yeah, that's what you know.
Speaker 1: He a Jewish guy, that's oh my goodness. Do you
Speaker 1: know what my dad asked me. I was spending time
Speaker 1: with him in Florida, and he goes he still do
Speaker 1: the sex. I was like, yes, daddy, I still do
Speaker 1: the sex. It's to meet him in old day and
Speaker 1: like he's just sitting there, like and I've met already
Speaker 1: from like Thanksgiving, you know, every year. And he's like,
Speaker 1: and you don't care. She do the sex everything. You
Speaker 1: shouldn't because it's the money unless you and she can
Speaker 1: talk the sex. And I want to say shout out
Speaker 1: to my daddy because I agree, because he couldn't figure
Speaker 1: out how to articulate that. But it was really like,
Speaker 1: are you cool with her talking about a seconday? Oh?
Speaker 1: If you ain't spare the money because it's that part.
Speaker 1: And then when we were leaving, my dad asked to
Speaker 1: speak to me alone. And he had told me that
Speaker 1: if he started to stress me out, um or anyone
Speaker 1: that I was dating started to stress me out, that
Speaker 1: they needed to go. He said, this time in my
Speaker 1: life was for making money. And he was like, you
Speaker 1: know the man they come, You always have men's but
Speaker 1: they come, you tell them go and you make more
Speaker 1: money and they're still there always. That is actually very bad.
Speaker 1: It is it's it's crazy. They're how many well, how
Speaker 1: many people like we're cut off over the last year
Speaker 1: and a half because I let all the niggas know
Speaker 1: I got a nick announced, so y'all gotta go, and
Speaker 1: like clockwork, just literally from what'sapp. The African from years
Speaker 1: ago that I told you gave me all that money,
Speaker 1: he's back at my WhatsApp, all the little ball players
Speaker 1: back on my line, and there's not even hard feelings.
Speaker 1: They're like, hey, how are you doing. I'm so proud
Speaker 1: of you, and just back like nothing left, like literally
Speaker 1: completely ignoring the fact that they they have not been
Speaker 1: in my life for almost two years. And it's just
Speaker 1: like conversations go right back to normal. But you know what, though,
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at that because I had a guy
Speaker 1: that kind of like double back with me. He told
Speaker 1: me he had a girlfriend, um, and then I think
Speaker 1: maybe like a year later, he sent me a d
Speaker 1: M saying that I looked really cute, and I was like,
Speaker 1: thank you, and I was like, is this your single
Speaker 1: d M? And he was like nah, but when we
Speaker 1: break up, I'm gonna hit you up if that's okay.
Speaker 1: He was like, I'm just trying to be respectful, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh yeah, I actually am not mad
Speaker 1: about it, and he gave me up last week. Oh,
Speaker 1: he too lives in l A. He was like, I
Speaker 1: want to come through to your show. I was like, cool,
Speaker 1: they're still tickets. That part, That part, nigga, the fucking
Speaker 1: list that I have for l A, just because I
Speaker 1: really was like, it's been so long since we've been
Speaker 1: in l A and done a show. You guys, we
Speaker 1: only got to do what we did two dates because
Speaker 1: it's sold out so fast at the l A Improv.
Speaker 1: But we finally are in a huge theater. Um. We
Speaker 1: got to see pictures of Roy and Mall a few
Speaker 1: weeks ago there and they looked amazing. So I'm really
Speaker 1: excited to be there this Thursday, right friend? But um,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I was gonna say, we've just changed so
Speaker 1: much from what we've done, so like, I'm so excited
Speaker 1: for people to see it. And also like, oh, I
Speaker 1: told a fuse to come because like they were using
Speaker 1: a clip for something with horrible decision in it. Oh,
Speaker 1: like you know, Revolt is buying up a lot of
Speaker 1: black effects video rights. I saw that. I saw that,
Speaker 1: So I just kind of feel like all of you
Speaker 1: guys can come and then you can pick who's gonna
Speaker 1: sucking on this vide app for a year or license it.
Speaker 1: Excuse me not own but no, I mean l A
Speaker 1: is really a city of you know, opportunity, I mean ship.
Speaker 1: I met like some of my casting agents that I
Speaker 1: worked with them in l A at our live show
Speaker 1: in l A. So I'm excited for that. I'm excited
Speaker 1: for you guys to see us again there. Um, we
Speaker 1: had like so many people from the Bay at our show.
Speaker 1: Wasn't even funny the baby cutting this out and we
Speaker 1: were supposed to do the Bay during this. They wanted
Speaker 1: us to come on Wednesday all but that Yeah, all
Speaker 1: we could get was a Wednesday, and we were like
Speaker 1: mad because we know you want to get sucked up. Well,
Speaker 1: like we finally moved from doing matinee comedy clubs to
Speaker 1: now headlining theaters and we're still not getting some respect
Speaker 1: in certain cities, like niggas don't want to give us
Speaker 1: weekend dates and so you know, this is year more
Speaker 1: we've been. Our first live show was in although shout
Speaker 1: out to Hannah Burner Um she and her co host
Speaker 1: they do their show here, the Giggly Squad. They were
Speaker 1: just at the punch line and Philly and Hannah, by
Speaker 1: the way, sells out every show she goes to. She's
Speaker 1: like white comedian. I don't know you guys heard of her,
Speaker 1: but she was on Summerhouse. But anyway, Um, they just
Speaker 1: did the Punchline in Philly and it looked really fun
Speaker 1: like their live show. It looked full and packed, kind
Speaker 1: of like when we used to do Carolines and ship.
Speaker 1: I was like, bro, we might as well do some
Speaker 1: ship like that. They had a Thursday night, they got
Speaker 1: a Friday night. Like, I don't mind going to comedy
Speaker 1: clubs as long as the room is there. If you
Speaker 1: have the space for us to do it, that's cool.
Speaker 1: You can't put We can't do an l a im
Speaker 1: prop again. We're too big for that. But if it's
Speaker 1: a decent size, then like I want to go. So
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, if y'all work at one that's got
Speaker 1: you know, three people, let us know. I want to
Speaker 1: do a filly again. I want to do Dallas or
Speaker 1: Houston and you know, some ship like that. I had
Speaker 1: fun in those places. Where have we not been that
Speaker 1: we should be? Oh, New Orleans, in Vegas, Vegas. I
Speaker 1: was in Vegas this weekend and literally I go to
Speaker 1: the pool in Mandalay Bay and get stopped three times
Speaker 1: back to back take pictures with girls. Uh shout out,
Speaker 1: you know who you are too, Desi. She worked at
Speaker 1: the pool and I got to meet her and her girlfriend,
Speaker 1: but it literally took pictures with like back to back fans,
Speaker 1: and like these white guys were there and they were like,
Speaker 1: we don't know who you are, but you gotta be
Speaker 1: someone famous. And I was like, oh, I'm nobody. I
Speaker 1: just have a podcast, and that's literally what I said.
Speaker 1: But like this group of like white men were like,
Speaker 1: I feel like there's a lot of sluts that go
Speaker 1: to Vegas. No of course, so like I expect that
Speaker 1: what happens in Vegas stays when I go to Miami,
Speaker 1: not if you are fucking with Wheezy err. Because we're
Speaker 1: gonna come on this show and share what we did
Speaker 1: in Vegas. I met this guy I'm not gonna say,
Speaker 1: and it just happened to be uh Summer League, and
Speaker 1: he plays for this team. I definitely share all my
Speaker 1: vegat stories. Speaking of Tomman, y'all, I had to check myself.
Speaker 1: I went out this weekend my home girl, Tall white
Speaker 1: Boy comes in, basketball player white Boy and nigga. I'm
Speaker 1: not going front. He was fine, but I was like,
Speaker 1: come on, bitch, day on the right path. And there
Speaker 1: are only three fine white boys in the NBA to me,
Speaker 1: go for it. Kevin Love Chandler Parsons. He's from Orlando.
Speaker 1: He went to Winner Park and um what's he reminds
Speaker 1: me of Jason Momoa but white one from Funny Trip.
Speaker 1: No you know what I'm talking about? Um? Um yeah,
Speaker 1: the one that he's got the beard brown here okay,
Speaker 1: see no not Joe Ye No a girl that man
Speaker 1: is black. No, not him. No, Steve Adam O. There
Speaker 1: we go, Steve Adams. That's all I had to do with.
Speaker 1: Just that's hilarious. Those are the three only good looking
Speaker 1: white men in the league to me, okay, whatever, Well,
Speaker 1: even with the mustache that's on you, he looks like
Speaker 1: he would be and he would say this the Sparta
Speaker 1: that's what he gives. He gives us. I love a
Speaker 1: nigga look like Okay, don't you know me him without
Speaker 1: the beard, but with the beard, that nigga looks like Sparta.
Speaker 1: He has the sports. Yeah, bro, he looks good. I
Speaker 1: like sports when they like that. Yeah right. But anyway,
Speaker 1: so this dude was god. And I'm not gonna give
Speaker 1: any details about what he looked like because I feel
Speaker 1: like they'll give it away. But he sat right next
Speaker 1: to me and somehow we started talking and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god, he's so wreaking hot,
Speaker 1: Like you can't do this, and there was niggas in there.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this can't do This is three out of
Speaker 1: the last six pots where you've shared a story where
Speaker 1: you've been a pussy asshole like I was. Gooe, it
Speaker 1: was I don't mean that. I mean I can't funk
Speaker 1: with white guys again. Why because yes you can't. I
Speaker 1: just can't. At the end of the day, there was
Speaker 1: way too many. Just like it was just too many.
Speaker 1: The closer that we got, it ended up in the
Speaker 1: middle of it being like, oh, we're just not the same,
Speaker 1: Like there's something going on here, We're not meshing. And
Speaker 1: I really feel like it was because of cultural differences.
Speaker 1: Either they weren't working with something I was doing, they
Speaker 1: weren't understanding, they weren't riding hard enough for the things
Speaker 1: I wanted them to, and I'm just not I don't know.
Speaker 1: Plus some like so back on niggas, that it's just
Speaker 1: gonna be really hard because now when I'm in certain
Speaker 1: spaces with like white boys, like even when they're my homeboys,
Speaker 1: and I see black men around, I feel safer around them.
Speaker 1: I look at them in a different light, like it's
Speaker 1: fucked up that my brain works this way. But i'd
Speaker 1: just be like and I don't want to ever think
Speaker 1: of my partner that way. But this nigga was fine
Speaker 1: and big it. So he starts talking to me, and
Speaker 1: at first I was like, this is totally platonic, and
Speaker 1: then it turns into this very flirting like so where
Speaker 1: do you normally go on? Yeah, no, it is when
Speaker 1: I come to New York this time, and you know,
Speaker 1: I'd love to dig really And next thing, you know,
Speaker 1: we exchange instagrams. No, we exchanged Instagrams and he leaves
Speaker 1: a comment like a DM, like sends it to me
Speaker 1: and like dms me, you know, doesn't follow me. I
Speaker 1: didn't follow him either, By the way, I was about
Speaker 1: to go, look and call you out. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what it is when we're done. Doesn't follow me, I'll
Speaker 1: follow him either, but left a comment on all my
Speaker 1: like nigga ask post beach and was like this is hilarious.
Speaker 1: I was like, we get it, You're down, okay, Like
Speaker 1: it was just two even when where we were joking
Speaker 1: about Rory dating no white girl and he was like
Speaker 1: l ol, hilarious and I'm like, bro, just like stop
Speaker 1: and then even if he's not doing it on purpose,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be in my head, just like your things publicly. No,
Speaker 1: he sent them to me because that's what famous niggas
Speaker 1: in my Lyne Andy, they love. They love sending you
Speaker 1: a post or applying to the story. They are top
Speaker 1: over now. Back in the day, niggas used to comment
Speaker 1: like I have some pictures up now that I want
Speaker 1: to delete, but because of who left the comment on it,
Speaker 1: I left that ship to God. I was going through
Speaker 1: like I want to delete this post, but y'all still
Speaker 1: leave you an emoji. Niggas was leaving damn if I
Speaker 1: oh oh, And I ain't gonna say who it was
Speaker 1: because he's a happy man right now. But there was
Speaker 1: one and I didn't gonna say the post it was.
Speaker 1: But he's like the whole like no, I'm no, no, no,
Speaker 1: because he's an athlete, but it's not and I don't
Speaker 1: know me. I've known him on forever. So that's I
Speaker 1: was like, no, it's a happy man that everybody know.
Speaker 1: He didn't made some differences and ships, so no, and
Speaker 1: then I'm leaving it, but he was leaving comments, bitch, listen, Well,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what's kind of starting to happen to
Speaker 1: me is they're either litt niggas that will act like
Speaker 1: they want to work with me in some medium or
Speaker 1: like bring up the podcast space and ship and I'm like,
Speaker 1: just tell me, oh, no, one nigga did that to me.
Speaker 1: We were talking back and forth. We were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's create, let's shoot some stuff to then you just
Speaker 1: started like saying things like talking about his relationship and
Speaker 1: how we would have to be discreet and da da da,
Speaker 1: and the whole time the discretion. Then kept inviting me
Speaker 1: to his house, so I'm like, no, I'm busy, Like
Speaker 1: we can go out to dinner, we can do something else,
Speaker 1: and let me know when you want to meet the studio. Finally,
Speaker 1: he like hit me again to invite me out, and
Speaker 1: I said, listen, like I did just break up with
Speaker 1: my man, but I'm not like looking to be nobody's
Speaker 1: side chick. I don't remember if I said for free
Speaker 1: or not. But I was really waiting for him to
Speaker 1: see if he was a trick trick, like because I
Speaker 1: told y'all, Cuban link or car. It's the only way
Speaker 1: I'm sucking these famous niggas right now by a Cuban link.
Speaker 1: Do you think I want to spend my own money?
Speaker 1: How do you think the rich get richard by spending
Speaker 1: how because money Cuban link to a car? Because the
Speaker 1: ones I'm seeing or like thirty dollars okay, yeah, like
Speaker 1: Cuban links are not cheat? Got it? Yeah? You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like she was aiming, No, they're like
Speaker 1: like rax they got wanted downstairs. It's called they got
Speaker 1: saying saning jewelry got one for seven. I'm not doing anything?
Speaker 1: Is this real goal? I don't and I don't from
Speaker 1: saying no, I want like I want like the links
Speaker 1: of like the little dive like the big and you
Speaker 1: let me fair about ghettoo. I did just um talk
Speaker 1: to somebody about getting my gold teeth back because I
Speaker 1: kind of miss that. You know, Yeah, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: goals I actually have. When I told you I have
Speaker 1: a dentist appointment, it's my consultation about to get her
Speaker 1: whole teeth done done. Yeah, I'm gonna go. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get great as long as you're getting small. No,
Speaker 1: they're gonna look nice. No, there's a good person that
Speaker 1: I saw so hoping in the state. It's here. It's
Speaker 1: here in New York. When when I was in Mexico, No, Lie,
Speaker 1: I didn't know this because I thought people go to
Speaker 1: like d R and Columbia for everything. But there's a
Speaker 1: place Marina, Mexico. It is known for dential like all
Speaker 1: of it. And I was like meeting dudes when we
Speaker 1: were going out and I'm like, oh, we're bringing here,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my teeth. Well. Well, I was talking
Speaker 1: to my accountant and this is one of the things
Speaker 1: that I can actually get, like having a tax right
Speaker 1: off and that could go against my income because it's
Speaker 1: something that actually makes sense for my job, Like we
Speaker 1: don't have a lot of a lot of expenses, so
Speaker 1: of course I can do like travel Mandy. I just
Speaker 1: want to say, anybody listening out here, because when Mandy
Speaker 1: got in Blain, she was like, I'm the last when
Speaker 1: I tell you, it was so painful. Things I ever,
Speaker 1: not only not only do I talk you're supposed to
Speaker 1: take it out while you drink. I'm a fucking raid
Speaker 1: in my mouth. And not only that, it hurts so bad,
Speaker 1: I didn't even want to dick, Like Mommy will come
Speaker 1: over and I'd be like, my mouth hurts so bad,
Speaker 1: Like I didn't even want to suck his dick, and
Speaker 1: I'm like I have to do this for how long?
Speaker 1: And I can't suck it? Was like, fuck it, he's
Speaker 1: coming over today big now. Every time somebody talking about
Speaker 1: remember I don't know if anyone's like the Ellen Degenerous Special.
Speaker 1: We know it's not the money, Okay, bitch them teeth.
Speaker 1: That ship hurts. It hurts so honestly. They put me
Speaker 1: under for my tits. And that's why I got those done.
Speaker 1: If I could go under. Now see my overbyte. The
Speaker 1: reason I can't even hear is because it's your gums
Speaker 1: to like everything is forward. So I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: it's just gonna be my staple bit. Yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in here like this. I'm started talking like,
Speaker 1: hey guys, what's up? Luck at y'all? I do think
Speaker 1: you have nice teeth though, thank you? Good framework. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know it's there, it's there. But now what really
Speaker 1: sucked me up was the extra teeth in the back
Speaker 1: they started pushing. They overcrowded, which is crazy because then
Speaker 1: I got them removed and had PTSD from getting it
Speaker 1: removed because they hit a nerve in my tongue. I
Speaker 1: still can't feel the least side of my tongue's like,
Speaker 1: that's like a girl we hung nerve completely When I
Speaker 1: interviewed the girl in a wheelchair who couldn't feel the
Speaker 1: left side of her body, tongue nerve completely gone. Never disrespected. Actually,
Speaker 1: by the way, I wasn't trying to scare your pain
Speaker 1: to me Andy's tongue. I'm sorry, but just to know
Speaker 1: that something could be straight down the middle, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: By the way, I want to just get into this
Speaker 1: before we do Vanilla Ship. Our horror nerve is gonna
Speaker 1: be a part of our guest I guess for tickling.
Speaker 1: But Um out a guy Paul Play met him in person,
Speaker 1: super cute, little younger than me. Um and we dm
Speaker 1: a lot. We were supposed to link in Miami, but
Speaker 1: our schedules both cut crazy and I took a picture
Speaker 1: with Nina the other day where my titties are out
Speaker 1: and they were liking really nice and juicy, and he
Speaker 1: left a comment was like, damn, it must be cold
Speaker 1: in New York. And I was like, are you really
Speaker 1: coming in my d MS right now? And like we
Speaker 1: didn't link. Here's what he said, and I got really
Speaker 1: offended by this. I said, just more d M flirting, Okay,
Speaker 1: L O L you'd be too active. I just can't
Speaker 1: come two hours away on a random Tuesday. I'm trying.
Speaker 1: But you do be active? What the fund does that
Speaker 1: mean he said that to you? Is he calling me
Speaker 1: a whore? You'll be active? It depends who he knows
Speaker 1: you may have been with. No. I mean, I think
Speaker 1: he just means you've been making a lot of moves,
Speaker 1: so like you guys can't really get on the same schedule.
Speaker 1: He's definitely been petty. I mean, undoubtedly. I mean, but
Speaker 1: that's the thing that moment. Hey, I'm on my podcast
Speaker 1: right now and I'm reading a d M from you.
Speaker 1: Don't write and say your name. But when you said
Speaker 1: I'm too active, what does that mean? Because we're trying
Speaker 1: to decode it now as a family and as a team,
Speaker 1: and Nick, I don't know what the you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Which I was offended. Um, I wouldn't be. I know, like, like,
Speaker 1: like I said, I have a lot of the past
Speaker 1: people that I used to deal with that are back
Speaker 1: in my d M s and stuff, and their ball
Speaker 1: players and them niggas expect you to do drop whatever
Speaker 1: you're doing and be on their time. If they're in
Speaker 1: fucking Memphis on a Wednesday because they have a game
Speaker 1: on Thursday. They want you to be able to pull
Speaker 1: up like at the drop of a dime. And I
Speaker 1: don't understand bad Like I'm I don't know what And
Speaker 1: the other thing that's kind of confusing too, like my
Speaker 1: homegirls fucking with a really big athlete. I said it
Speaker 1: like that because you can't let's just say you can't fly.
Speaker 1: They can't go to a restaurant, like it's a thing,
Speaker 1: like that's how famous this person is. And she was like, Bro,
Speaker 1: I feel like this nigga just be hitting me up
Speaker 1: to like whisked me away when he knows she's like,
Speaker 1: I have a real job. She's like running mad ship
Speaker 1: and mad businesses. And she was like and even at
Speaker 1: my level, the thing that he claims he respects me for,
Speaker 1: he's still be treating me like why aren't you jumping
Speaker 1: up for me? Because other women would period when you're
Speaker 1: not used to being told no, hearing no, or hearing
Speaker 1: that someone's not wanting to do what you want to do,
Speaker 1: like completely, like that's why I'm European players, that's why.
Speaker 1: Why Because the bitches that really wants don't get why
Speaker 1: because the witches that really want, like, they're like really
Speaker 1: out here trying to get the bag. They're working with
Speaker 1: them niggas. You ain't gonna hold you the ones overseas, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe the ones over the day. They're these bitches are
Speaker 1: aiming higher and those niggas be like really on me,
Speaker 1: but the other one may be like, oh, you're too
Speaker 1: busy and fuck you, like for real, I didn't Nigkel
Speaker 1: call me at twelve am and asked me to can
Speaker 1: you come out and meet me for dinner? And I
Speaker 1: was like absolutely not, I'm in the bed. He hung
Speaker 1: up on me. I was like, did you click on
Speaker 1: me on purpose? He was like, I'm straight, I've been
Speaker 1: trying to see you days, back back to back and
Speaker 1: back to back. Nigga, Yes, you don't plan ahead. Then
Speaker 1: he calls me the next day. We get into this
Speaker 1: whole conversation. He's like, wheezy, I get it. He's on
Speaker 1: the ball player, but whatever, he's a celebrity. He's like,
Speaker 1: I get it. You're fucking busy Monday. And he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm busy during the day too. If I hit you
Speaker 1: up at seven o'clock is because I'm done with this
Speaker 1: ship I gotta do and I'm trying to see you.
Speaker 1: He's like, so, I don't know what nigga you used
Speaker 1: to working with that can plan a day ahead of time,
Speaker 1: but clearly I can't. It's so crazy because I refused
Speaker 1: to like entertain celebs or talk to them at all. Now,
Speaker 1: like the guys that I've actually been trying to see.
Speaker 1: Super regular guy, I actually like really liked him maybe
Speaker 1: two years ago on Instagram. He ended up back in
Speaker 1: my d M s because now he's single, and I
Speaker 1: literally hit him like, you got two weeks to see
Speaker 1: me before because he lives in Brooklyn. We haven't seen
Speaker 1: each other because my schedule has not allowed me. I
Speaker 1: went to Vegas this weekend, I report today, I record tomorrow,
Speaker 1: and I go to d C. But if you hit
Speaker 1: him up a seven, eight and nine at night, it
Speaker 1: would be rude to me that is rude. Well, he
Speaker 1: works as well. He works Monday through Friday, so during
Speaker 1: the week I don't want to do nothing if or
Speaker 1: I already have plans and schedules, like I like to
Speaker 1: be in my house. And then on the weekends when
Speaker 1: he's been free, I'm traveling now every weekend till the
Speaker 1: god damn till we get back from Atlanta. Every weekend
Speaker 1: for the rest of the year until Christmas, I'm out
Speaker 1: of town. So it's just unfortunate because as much as
Speaker 1: I want to date, I don't have the time to
Speaker 1: man do my daddy you little make them wait then
Speaker 1: then you talk. It's ex and they know, oh speaking
Speaker 1: of someone who was definitely getting the bag treat um,
Speaker 1: how are you guys? That's my child crying? So thanks
Speaker 1: showing me. So. I don't know if you guys saw
Speaker 1: this a few weeks ago, but there was a lady
Speaker 1: on Twitter. This was going around and around. I think
Speaker 1: this number is egregious and it can't be real, but whatever.
Speaker 1: Here's the headline. Las Vegas seventies six year old prostitute
Speaker 1: finally read tires after satisfying her five hundred thousand clients.
Speaker 1: Today marks a milestone in the history of prostitution in
Speaker 1: Nevada as the legendary prostitute Beatrice three Dollar Thompson announced
Speaker 1: her retirement of a fifty four year career that left
Speaker 1: five hundred thousand customers satisfied. So I'm gonna just do
Speaker 1: this math really quick about it. By fifty four that's
Speaker 1: nine thousand, two hundred and fifty nine clients a year,
Speaker 1: divided by twelve months, seven hundred clients a month, seven
Speaker 1: hundred seventy she was an escort or dancings right, by
Speaker 1: thirty days, that's twenty five dudes a day. I think
Speaker 1: that numbers a lie. I think she can't count anymore
Speaker 1: because she's sold. But was she a dancer or a
Speaker 1: work an escort? So that she was sex Worker of
Speaker 1: the Year seventeen times between nineteen sixty nine and ninety
Speaker 1: two from the Sex Workers Union of Nevada. She says
Speaker 1: she should have retired years ago, but loved her job
Speaker 1: and she wanted to read in an objective that she
Speaker 1: had set for herself decades ago. When I was younger,
Speaker 1: I could satisfy fifty to a hundred men a day,
Speaker 1: so I decided I would reach half a million before retiring,
Speaker 1: but then I became less popular, so it took a
Speaker 1: few extra years to get there. Her very last customer
Speaker 1: was a thirty four year old man from Hamburg in Germany,
Speaker 1: and she said he made the five thousand mild trips
Speaker 1: specifically for her. The best experience of my life is
Speaker 1: what he said. She has God given skills and over
Speaker 1: fifty years of experience. It's like having sex with God.
Speaker 1: He actually wasn't bad looking. To show what he looks
Speaker 1: like too. She has several documents to prove her claim,
Speaker 1: including employer records, tax records, and tens of thousands of
Speaker 1: customer reviews. She also claims to have had sex with
Speaker 1: four presidents. I believe that. Yeah, she's a thousand years old.
Speaker 1: She's not a thousand years old. Same thing. That's that's
Speaker 1: not that's pretty old. I mean, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: She said that in her heyday she was fucking fifty
Speaker 1: d clients a day, which minds you as an escort,
Speaker 1: it doesn't necessarily mean you're getting fucked the whole time.
Speaker 1: It could be she gave hand jobs. It could be
Speaker 1: she was just sucking satisfying man. Yes, it could be
Speaker 1: she was giving them a lap dance. It could be
Speaker 1: she was sitting there talking to them, like escorts have
Speaker 1: a lot of different things, and maybe she was doing
Speaker 1: um bondage or ars is a crazy nickname? Dollar? What
Speaker 1: is it? Three dollar Thompson's wild Beatrice. Three dollars Thompson.
Speaker 1: But if you think about but if you think about
Speaker 1: it seventies, six years ago, or even if she started
Speaker 1: at eight inflation, yes, bitch, three dollars. Bitch, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm going to the economics. Okay, economics say that three dollars,
Speaker 1: I would guess in nineteen sixty nine, maybe it would
Speaker 1: equate you what let's say, let's hunted dollars. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say sixteen, bro, that's back when if you do you
Speaker 1: real quick, do you remember McDonald's used to have like
Speaker 1: five cent burgers and ship? What is fine? Okay? Do
Speaker 1: three dollars divide about five? What you listen? I'm just
Speaker 1: saying you can get a lot more. I don't know
Speaker 1: the rate, but we talked about what a lot of
Speaker 1: a three dollars? You said, three dollars A hunt it? Bro?
Speaker 1: When you had five cent burgers? Look in nine three
Speaker 1: dollars in nineteen sixty nine, is the equivalent in purchasing
Speaker 1: powers about twenty two dollars and sixty one cents today.
Speaker 1: So if she had twenty dollar pussy, that's still cheap
Speaker 1: and heard you, but she could get a whole lot
Speaker 1: of five cent burgers back then for that three dollars.
Speaker 1: She could probably eat for the whole month off that
Speaker 1: three dollars. Feel me, I don't think an escort would
Speaker 1: be eating burgers like that. You don't ship think I do?
Speaker 1: And here, athlete, you never know what these nigs out
Speaker 1: here eating for real? For real? Do you think she
Speaker 1: out here place? And if you think about it, terrible dude.
Speaker 1: I'm only saying this from like living in Orlando and
Speaker 1: seeing them. Um just be out in restaurants and ship
Speaker 1: them niggas eat like ship fucking pizza on top of burgers,
Speaker 1: and their metabolism was about it. It's science, bitch, That's
Speaker 1: what they said. Economics and science. That's where we're going.
Speaker 1: I heard trying to make sense. See this is what
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Speaker 1: and we have a guest. He wrote me yesterday and
Speaker 1: I was like, this guy is so fucking weird, but
Speaker 1: this is gonna be great. It was some weird sheet.
Speaker 1: My main thing, I just want to start off, sang
Speaker 1: when I looked through your page, No mama, So when
Speaker 1: I look through your page, I went through your reels
Speaker 1: and I saw that you had some music to your
Speaker 1: to your ship, and I just want to play all
Speaker 1: one of the songs. There is a there's a woman
Speaker 1: whose foot um is like inside of this little chamber
Speaker 1: thing and they're all locked up and he's tying her
Speaker 1: up footstocks and I couldn't figure out if he was
Speaker 1: black from the fucking page. And I was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: no that it was hilarious. So how did you get
Speaker 1: into um into tickling in the fetish? Um? I have
Speaker 1: had a love for it for years actually, and it's
Speaker 1: funny inside. And it's coincidence. How I'm on a radio
Speaker 1: show and I actually the love of it came from
Speaker 1: Howard Stern. Really yeah, I was fifteen years old. That
Speaker 1: man has been around for years. Jesus Christ my age.
Speaker 1: Oh god, Okay, so yeah, he had he they had
Speaker 1: a bed and one of the one of the ticklers
Speaker 1: that we all pay homage show. His name is Yaki.
Speaker 1: Yeah he was on, Yes y q I. Oh god,
Speaker 1: I think I spelled right, but yeah, So what happened
Speaker 1: was he was on. He was like, how it's Stern
Speaker 1: and he was tickling a woman on the bed and
Speaker 1: it was like I just scam it through the channels
Speaker 1: and I saw it, like holy sh it, I actually
Speaker 1: like this, So wait, why was he like a renowned tickler?
Speaker 1: What about him that I don't know? He's been he's
Speaker 1: been in the game, for years, and all we know
Speaker 1: is we followed his work and we've we've it started
Speaker 1: from there. I don't know how it's started with him.
Speaker 1: I mean there's good there's a lot of masters in
Speaker 1: the kink space. UM. I know. We had another guest
Speaker 1: come on, Sir Marvelous, who does um a lot of fireplay,
Speaker 1: and he also shouted out the person that he goes
Speaker 1: to teach him how to do fireplay. So I want
Speaker 1: to ask you then, in terms of tickling, are there
Speaker 1: certain techniques? Are their safety cues for tickling is definitely
Speaker 1: safety and definitely different techniques. Why do you need safety
Speaker 1: because some people can't handle tickling very well? Told you
Speaker 1: tickling when she said I have a tickler coming on,
Speaker 1: I said, bro, that is the one thing if a
Speaker 1: man goes to do it. First off, I'm gonna It's
Speaker 1: not that I'm gonna fart. I just could happen hence
Speaker 1: up so bad that it starts to hurt, like tickle me,
Speaker 1: and then literally I just have to threaten and choose violent,
Speaker 1: like I just start hitting you and we'll kick the
Speaker 1: ship out of you, and we'll just bite you. If
Speaker 1: you tickle me, I will resort to violence. Every time.
Speaker 1: That's a that's what response when you're tickling is it
Speaker 1: you're a fetisher. They're fetish like who they could be
Speaker 1: their fetishes too. I mean there's models, there's models, that's
Speaker 1: that's woman that's open to doing it, and there's all
Speaker 1: there's also women that's really into it, which we love
Speaker 1: more women like that. So um, but it's my definitely
Speaker 1: my fetish as well. Can you come from it? I
Speaker 1: mean during while doing it? Yeah, a woman can probably
Speaker 1: a woman and women there's women not that to get
Speaker 1: turned on my tickling like that? But do you come
Speaker 1: why you tickle? Bit? Okay, it just turns you on.
Speaker 1: It just does turn me. It's a turnal. But it's
Speaker 1: like it ain't like I'm gonna what is it squirming?
Speaker 1: It's um, it's basically I don't It's all right, it's
Speaker 1: hard they explain. It's like, um, all right, I guess
Speaker 1: seeing a woman in that in in in that position,
Speaker 1: you know, when she's laughing against so well or it's
Speaker 1: it's like I said, it's kind of hard to explain.
Speaker 1: But just seeing a woman in that position like kind
Speaker 1: of helpless and where do you tickle? Is it just feed? No?
Speaker 1: Note you know. Feed. The feed is the most popular,
Speaker 1: most popular area to be tickled, but I do full
Speaker 1: body and everything. What's the most tickless place on the body?
Speaker 1: Um depends on the woman, depends on when a woman's
Speaker 1: women is feed is very Mine is literally my neck
Speaker 1: and under my arms was my favorite spot. So the
Speaker 1: two that I, oh, my god, Like when when me
Speaker 1: and my ex used to like just be in the
Speaker 1: bed or I would say something that that he just
Speaker 1: wanted to shut me the funk up, he would go
Speaker 1: to tickling and I literally would get the drooling and
Speaker 1: I hated. Oh bitch, I droll bit of play? Is
Speaker 1: that is that normally? That's not normal? But damn I
Speaker 1: told you. Yeah, I drew because I can't control ship
Speaker 1: and I'm so hard I just drove. Oh yeah, wait,
Speaker 1: you've tickled somebody until they should No, no no, no, no no, no,
Speaker 1: hope happen. The farting happens. Farting happened once or twice.
Speaker 1: I don't talk about it much, but it has happened.
Speaker 1: You act like it doesn't exist sometimes until I smell
Speaker 1: it and like, okay, we gotta say not the smelly fart.
Speaker 1: If it's silent, you know, what's gonna be dead? So
Speaker 1: with with kicking, what's the weirdest reaction you've had? I
Speaker 1: mean kicking, sorry, because that's my When I think of tickling,
Speaker 1: start kicking violence tickling. What's the weirdest reaction you had?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, a weird reaction, though it's your weirdest,
Speaker 1: could be my interesting, you know, because there's a mode
Speaker 1: of work with interesting weird. It's like, um, they the
Speaker 1: different on different reactions. Basically like, uh, one model worked
Speaker 1: when I was in Orlando. She had this reaction, not
Speaker 1: just laughing, but it's like it's like that she's about
Speaker 1: to throw up. But it's like it's like especially tickling
Speaker 1: the neck, so it's like like and it's like that area.
Speaker 1: I'm like, do you like? But I enjoyed. I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. But it's like you're not gonna throw
Speaker 1: up all you had to play it safe just the
Speaker 1: just in case because like, okay, if you throw it,
Speaker 1: I'll stop, you know. So do you have you paid
Speaker 1: for women to tickle them? And yeah, it's like I
Speaker 1: work with a lot of models. Can I please know
Speaker 1: the rates for this? Well? Can I know like how much?
Speaker 1: What's the most money that you've paid for it to
Speaker 1: tickle someone. And what's the most someone has paid you
Speaker 1: to tickle them? Well, um, okay, as far as all right,
Speaker 1: there's all right, there's sessions and in their shoots, there's
Speaker 1: models that charge on there's models that charge for sessions
Speaker 1: like personal sessions with clients. Like that's like when a
Speaker 1: range from that goes from range from two to four
Speaker 1: hundred dollars an hour. Okay, yeah, but with shoots, if
Speaker 1: you're like a legit um, if you're a legit producer,
Speaker 1: they start from one hundred and up. And then's women
Speaker 1: out there, this's two hour. There's to our minimum. So
Speaker 1: it's like maybe two hundred and if m let's say
Speaker 1: we do topics for nudity, the prices go up. Do
Speaker 1: you get paid to tickle? Um? I don't really. Um
Speaker 1: do I get paid tickle? No? Because the rates out
Speaker 1: here for men's suck, you know, I mean, I never
Speaker 1: I'm kind of person I don't really if a woman,
Speaker 1: if a woman comes to me for tickul like, I
Speaker 1: don't really charge them because you're right, No, it's not
Speaker 1: that that's going to do with that else. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: But it's like they if they're still coming for me
Speaker 1: for like for a tickle session or a shoot or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's like, I mean the usually if a model comes
Speaker 1: to me, like we can do like a trade shoot
Speaker 1: or something like that, if they're interested in working with me.
Speaker 1: You know that has you have you had a shoot
Speaker 1: that turned into sex? Do you like it to end
Speaker 1: in sex? Tick session? You know a shoot? I never
Speaker 1: did a shoot that turned into sex, but there were
Speaker 1: times I had sessions where that was different. Dude, what's
Speaker 1: the end gold with the tickling? I mean no, I
Speaker 1: mean basically, um, while it we're shooting, I'm on the clock.
Speaker 1: So it was like I'm shoodn't want to clock. So
Speaker 1: it was like usually my my videos, depending it starts
Speaker 1: from like range from five to ten minutes. Sometimes it
Speaker 1: goes fifteen. If I'm doing two hours, like wait a second,
Speaker 1: wait a second. Five to ten minutes yeah straight, I
Speaker 1: mean I mean if you need a breakthough, like if
Speaker 1: you like, if it gets too hard, it's like like
Speaker 1: I need to know are there edits? Are their breaks
Speaker 1: in between? Like because if you said there's hour session,
Speaker 1: it condenses down to five times. Yeah, we're not really
Speaker 1: because it's keeps going until I stopping in and then
Speaker 1: I'm going over to camera and everything. But like I'm
Speaker 1: over the camera and you're saying it's well, ladies, if
Speaker 1: you're trying to make some extra cash, you're saying it
Speaker 1: could go anywhere from one to four hour. Are you
Speaker 1: spraying something on her feet? No? No No, I'm using like
Speaker 1: like the dentals, losses, the vibration on the toes. It's
Speaker 1: basically it's a lot for though. I'm sorry getting over
Speaker 1: some of there. Okay, is this the girl that was gagging? Low? No? No, no, no?
Speaker 1: Do you like big feet? How about? I'm a fan
Speaker 1: of I'm a fan of any size. So what is
Speaker 1: the foot that you need? What's your foot dream? For tickling?
Speaker 1: That's I don't really have a foot dream. Do you
Speaker 1: do you like I'm sweaty um? No? Actually I do.
Speaker 1: Like I'm clean, I'll tell you that much. I'm cleaning.
Speaker 1: Why would you not want clean feet? White people like? No? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you'd be surprised people are into dirty feet with a
Speaker 1: lot of people, an you'd be surprised. I'm not sharing anybody,
Speaker 1: you know. Oh I shame for cleanliness? Sometimes ain't nothing
Speaker 1: listening to teach us? That's how I look at it.
Speaker 1: But that's my preference. I like I like them. This
Speaker 1: has given me. This is on anxiety. Yes, the anxiety
Speaker 1: is I cannot imagine getting tickled like this? What do
Speaker 1: you have to do to prep as far as the
Speaker 1: person who's getting tickled? Like if I was gonna come
Speaker 1: for a tickle session, would I have to do to
Speaker 1: get ready? Would I do to get ready me? The
Speaker 1: tick You actually just preparing yourself and just like you know,
Speaker 1: if you can get you something my frames, say your
Speaker 1: prayer if you have to. You know. Also you also
Speaker 1: don't want them to be hydrated, right No, no, no no, no,
Speaker 1: hydrated always gives themselves to themselves. I hope they don't.
Speaker 1: But that happened. No, so fun, No, that's a lie.
Speaker 1: I'm happy about to say. You ain't really tickling If
Speaker 1: a bit ch ain't pistols, stuff's got close to pee
Speaker 1: And two that's good to know. So you locked her
Speaker 1: into this? Actually this is all She has some rope
Speaker 1: on my table, all right, Okay, I just wants to try.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, we gotta keep my socks on because myself,
Speaker 1: I feel like I gotta move because if you swing
Speaker 1: your arm back and hit me. I'm liable. Okay? Did
Speaker 1: I get up right? And what's word? A lot of
Speaker 1: women use red? How long you like red as safe
Speaker 1: for it? How long do you'll think I could last? Oh? No,
Speaker 1: let us see? Why are you all like? She ain't
Speaker 1: gonna squirre me? Hit me? Child? No, I don't think
Speaker 1: she's gonna. I know. I don't think it could be
Speaker 1: that bad. I don't know. Okay, you get tickled. I
Speaker 1: get with tickle. That jack off might get a little
Speaker 1: sweaty okay, So I get with tick is getting prepared
Speaker 1: to go? Okay? Okay, Damn, I walked really far in
Speaker 1: these shoes. I'm sorry. Maybe sweaty? Okay. I think I
Speaker 1: could last thirty seconds. We'll see the challenge the way
Speaker 1: he did last. Your feet are on track, gonna okay,
Speaker 1: I gotta okay, let me see if I can remove.
Speaker 1: But you gotta do. Let maneuvering myself a little bit?
Speaker 1: You got a maneuver? Nigga? What you about to use
Speaker 1: your mouth? No? No No, no, not this time. Okay, this
Speaker 1: is her feet. If I start, can we bleep it out? No?
Speaker 1: Make that I'm gonna make your dumb doesn't I said?
Speaker 1: The last. It doesn't matter matter, This ain't too bad?
Speaker 1: Right back, okay, right here, Well, okay, I'm not okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not anybody counting the time I want
Speaker 1: to do a shoe. I felt like I was. I
Speaker 1: feel like I was gonna pee. That is good, and
Speaker 1: you know what, like I'm sweating some much because here
Speaker 1: are you with the golden showers? Why do you stick
Speaker 1: keep saying? It's good to know we're gonna pee if
Speaker 1: we get tickled, that is good, that's interesting. I felt
Speaker 1: it coming out, but I did drink of some water
Speaker 1: and then I had the whole coffee. No, but I
Speaker 1: have Look, it was a lot. Put the mine clothes
Speaker 1: to you from Sorry, okay, so many you're not gonna
Speaker 1: try it. The foot tickling is is your body? So
Speaker 1: you know like how your body operation? One at least
Speaker 1: now you know, because it's like there's different spots on
Speaker 1: went on different women. You know, everybody's different. Question. Have
Speaker 1: you ever gotten a kick to the face? No, that's
Speaker 1: why he's bondage. Cool. What's have you? When you said safety?
Speaker 1: How do you prepare? What are the safety protocols? Um? Well, basically,
Speaker 1: safety protocol is basically say stop with the safe word,
Speaker 1: you know, and like I said in my bondage, Um,
Speaker 1: so it could be tight depending on the size of
Speaker 1: their feet if I use bondage. So I'm always like,
Speaker 1: if you feel you feel uncomfortable using them, you feel
Speaker 1: uncomortable with them, on, we won't use them at all
Speaker 1: because I don't want my mom, anybody I work with
Speaker 1: or yeah, I don't want anybody feel ucomorb what's your
Speaker 1: Have you ever had like a photo orgy or a
Speaker 1: tickle orgy like you mean like a no, not really
Speaker 1: are there tickling orgies? Um? I mean that's not tickling orgy.
Speaker 1: But I've worked with I've, I've I've I've teamed with
Speaker 1: a woman to tickle another woman. That's cute. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I've and I've done both at the same time. You
Speaker 1: know that was right? There was the work out that day.
Speaker 1: Tell me how it like, you know how people who
Speaker 1: have never had a three shore would ask you, how
Speaker 1: do you get it started? Once the tickling is done
Speaker 1: everybody's and on, do you start sucking dick that It's
Speaker 1: never It's never going that far as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 1: But do you do do you introduce this to your partners. Um, no,
Speaker 1: this is actually I've been singing for a while. So
Speaker 1: whoever I did, it's because you're tickling all his own.
Speaker 1: Maybe if you try a massage and I've been right
Speaker 1: to I mean, you know, but no one of my
Speaker 1: hands wandering one thing to lead to another, my hands wandering.
Speaker 1: I wish the motherfucker will go from massage with me
Speaker 1: the tickling me when I've actually I've actually done I've
Speaker 1: actually done role playing Um scenes like that? Wait? Wait, yeah, way,
Speaker 1: what's all playing scene? With tickling? Role playing scene is
Speaker 1: basically like anything like if you go from cosplay like
Speaker 1: you know, so like role play like say like a superhero,
Speaker 1: but like what's common with tickling, Um, a lot of
Speaker 1: a lot of cosplay. You were the tickling superhero. No,
Speaker 1: I was tickling the superhero like Supergirl or you know,
Speaker 1: like or Ninja or and what were you villains on
Speaker 1: your face? Not? This is why? Wait, so in cosplay
Speaker 1: it's okay, okay, the range for a lot, Like I said,
Speaker 1: there's bad Girl, there's like there's always like Superhero and
Speaker 1: there's Ninja, and there there's the role play thing where
Speaker 1: let's say one I did I had a neighbor come down,
Speaker 1: because a neighbor come down, and she was asking, hey, um,
Speaker 1: and the scenario was she was wondering what the noise
Speaker 1: was coming from. Why is there so much people laughing?
Speaker 1: I hear the screaming, Is everything okay? And then she's
Speaker 1: being a nosy a nosy neighbor. So I said, why
Speaker 1: don't you come in and find out? And she came
Speaker 1: in and find out, and mind you husband and her
Speaker 1: husband's not home, so, you know, so she's v and
Speaker 1: d V it so and I give into that. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: she showed up at my door. If my girl goes
Speaker 1: tickling session, is that cheating? Hell? Yeah, No, that's so
Speaker 1: different than if you go and get a massage to
Speaker 1: the spot, not cheating. I don't think I don't think
Speaker 1: that that would be cheat. A tickling session. If your
Speaker 1: girl went to another bitch's house to get tickled, is
Speaker 1: she cheating house? I don't think it all right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta be open to it. You gotta be open
Speaker 1: to it because someone's getting turned on, because in the
Speaker 1: end that might be he. No matter who would gets
Speaker 1: it on any day. It's really just tickling. I just
Speaker 1: went to the St. John concert and got turned on.
Speaker 1: Doesn't mean I was cheating. Like you could get turned
Speaker 1: on by anything like it with you and five other
Speaker 1: people people don't sex clubs or me and a hundred
Speaker 1: other people. What's the difference? Like, you're still like you
Speaker 1: can go anywhere and be able to physical contact. But
Speaker 1: I'm saying a massage. Do you know how I've moaned
Speaker 1: getting my feet done during pedicures. That doesn't mean I'm
Speaker 1: cheating on my man A bitch, that's what a god.
Speaker 1: I'm owned during the spot massage and pay seventy five
Speaker 1: for that bit ship felt good as fun. You gotta
Speaker 1: remember somebody else has a right. Um, somebody else has
Speaker 1: their hands on your your other's body. So that is
Speaker 1: kind of so I'm not going to call it cheating,
Speaker 1: But if you guys are open to doing stuff like that,
Speaker 1: it's good to let the sinific author know. At least
Speaker 1: would you rather find out? Did you you had no
Speaker 1: idea your partner was into tickling? Right you found out
Speaker 1: he went got his dick sucked at a girlhouse or
Speaker 1: he went to the girlhouse to tickle her. We will
Speaker 1: make you more man. Yeah, that's a good question for you.
Speaker 1: Definitely be the dick if she stucked another dick, if
Speaker 1: you like had a kink like that and I didn't,
Speaker 1: my man, and you've been doing it with someone else,
Speaker 1: But no, because like me, like me, my man knows
Speaker 1: how much I hate tickling, So of course he probably
Speaker 1: wouldn't bring up tickling to me. He knows it's something
Speaker 1: I don't like, so to me, if he went he
Speaker 1: got tickled by somebody, more power to him. The same way,
Speaker 1: he would never let me peg him. He did, like,
Speaker 1: he's like, if Peggy is really your kick and you
Speaker 1: want to get He met Mel when we went to
Speaker 1: the sex club. He's like, I know this is your thing,
Speaker 1: and I know he's into it. If you want to
Speaker 1: peg him, I'm okay to it because you ain't doing
Speaker 1: it to me. But I would never upside if I
Speaker 1: found out you brought your motherfucking ass over a bitch
Speaker 1: house and what was the conversation leading up to the tickling,
Speaker 1: y'all niggas was getting that deep probably only paid a
Speaker 1: hunt what you paid for it. I wouldn't be mad
Speaker 1: to me. That's a job, my god, I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: job you should know about. I'm not really mad at
Speaker 1: sex work. Be paid for pussy. I'll be like, oh,
Speaker 1: someone did a job, you needed a service. But if
Speaker 1: I found out you just met a bit and y'all
Speaker 1: was hanging out and he had to eat food and
Speaker 1: then foo, I want to get tickled? Oh no, and
Speaker 1: how did it happen? So what they didn't go to
Speaker 1: dinner and have food. But if he just went over
Speaker 1: and got tickled, hey, listen, that's crazy. We can we dinner?
Speaker 1: Like put my feet in? Put my feet place? You'd
Speaker 1: tickled somebody the bar. I've done it a few times
Speaker 1: at the bar at the war bar. Um what every
Speaker 1: stuff that get in the back Like we're like, did
Speaker 1: you tell someone that you were No? No, no, they
Speaker 1: had the feet out, but it was in the back
Speaker 1: where it's like in the chick. It's like when nobody
Speaker 1: was in the back. Everybody was doing karaoke in the front.
Speaker 1: So while karaoke, Yeah, so they thought you was laughing
Speaker 1: at them while I was singing a song, I didn't
Speaker 1: even know bitch was getting tickled the whole time. I'm
Speaker 1: very curious, Yes, does the tickler like getting tickled tickled me?
Speaker 1: As I'm not? Um they caught up being a switch
Speaker 1: the person that likes to tickle. Are you a Are
Speaker 1: you ticklish? Not really? I've done it once. It wasn't
Speaker 1: my thing. That's how I know I'm not a switch.
Speaker 1: That's crazy that time with asking, Like I really like
Speaker 1: eating ass, but when I get my ass eate I
Speaker 1: could do without it. Yeah, Like I'm not. I don't
Speaker 1: like receiving my asking eight but I like eating ass.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy. That's very interesting that you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Like, just because you like to give don't
Speaker 1: mean you like to receive it. So I'm glad that
Speaker 1: you uh made the correlation with tickling. I think, I
Speaker 1: think because really this is like the homemaiale. We're just
Speaker 1: like digging into this. If you had to have a
Speaker 1: reaction from someone or a certain type of laugh, what
Speaker 1: is it like, what's like the hottest thing someone's done
Speaker 1: during being tickled? For you? Um, I've had a few.
Speaker 1: I have a couple one or two more, you know.
Speaker 1: But also that's because I was sucking their toes while
Speaker 1: tickling their feet, you know. Alright, this goes for different ranges.
Speaker 1: This has been another episode happened to be here, Thank
Speaker 1: you good. But that's the thing. It's like, But there's
Speaker 1: different there's different types. There's regular tickling, a roddy tickling,
Speaker 1: sensual regular, that's I think that was a regular tickle
Speaker 1: what you did with the thing, though, I also like
Speaker 1: and I was just being nice to when I first
Speaker 1: started there. So that was a member of the thirty
Speaker 1: seconds ten minutes with me. It's gonna it's gonna elevate said,
Speaker 1: because first of all, it's starting with their and my fingers,
Speaker 1: and I take off the socks, and then let's say
Speaker 1: about three more minutes later, I put oil on your
Speaker 1: feet and then go back into same spots, you know,
Speaker 1: try a little spots and nobody else, even even bother
Speaker 1: This is tail like ankles. You'd be surprised some people
Speaker 1: got tickles ankles. And then um, and I'm not laughing
Speaker 1: at you. I'm laughing at the way you deliver in
Speaker 1: this conversation. But I'm just saying, I mean, it will
Speaker 1: be surprised how many people. Now, I'm gonna show you something.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna use it on you, but then this
Speaker 1: way it wants, I whip it out. You're all good
Speaker 1: with if you got a goddamn plastic foot in there. No,
Speaker 1: it's not a plastic foot, you use feathers and ship? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw using feathers. It's like to me, I thought
Speaker 1: that was that wasn't effective, but coming to find out
Speaker 1: is a very tickles Now that's right here something like that.
Speaker 1: Let me see. Oh wait, that was good. You got
Speaker 1: your foot up. Yeah, yeah, you might want to get
Speaker 1: out the way. Oh ship, Oh that's kind of strong. Okay,
Speaker 1: wait al right, dude bottom, let me try to feel
Speaker 1: what it something? Talk about? Oh that's too much? What
Speaker 1: the fund is this? This is I call it the
Speaker 1: tickle Wande scraper film. Okay, interesting, it's the tongue scraper.
Speaker 1: I mean I used it strictly, particularly, I don't use
Speaker 1: it for my mouth, Like, how did you come across
Speaker 1: using that? Basically? You know what electro toothbrushes are like,
Speaker 1: it is one of like a very common tickle um
Speaker 1: tickle tool to use it. It's vibrating and everything. You know,
Speaker 1: Amazon has a lot of good stuff, so yeah, and
Speaker 1: the stuff is expensive on like, if you want to invest,
Speaker 1: it's good to invest. You know a guy here, I
Speaker 1: thought you were a serial killer. But because of the mask, no,
Speaker 1: because of the feet. Really serious, you're happy to on
Speaker 1: your show it's the feet in the room. And she
Speaker 1: called him a weirdo too, but we don't kink shame
Speaker 1: on here. Yeah. I like him. He was funny as
Speaker 1: fun when he was like so why the funding product know,
Speaker 1: he just kept saying everything was fired. But I think
Speaker 1: that I joked so much about the foot thing being
Speaker 1: strange because I when I watched these videos, if something
Speaker 1: doesn't get me off or it seems very innocent, like
Speaker 1: it doesn't seem crazy to me, uh you know, to
Speaker 1: have your feet out. But then when I'm watching people
Speaker 1: like make a lifestyle around and I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: fucking crazy. What did you want to come on a
Speaker 1: show to um to tell people about Tickly? I just basically,
Speaker 1: I just I just like I said, one of them,
Speaker 1: one of my fans acts um, what kind of put
Speaker 1: the bug in my ear to be like, hey, check
Speaker 1: out this show. I mean, and they do kings and
Speaker 1: everything like that, and I'm like, huh, are you are
Speaker 1: you black or Latina black? Okay? Yeah, people think I'm
Speaker 1: Latino on the time people are you just light? I
Speaker 1: didn't know what you were when I was. I was
Speaker 1: on a live last night and I was telling people
Speaker 1: they helped me with some of the questions for you,
Speaker 1: thank God, and I was like I should have watched that.
Speaker 1: She was like, what are they here? You calling him
Speaker 1: a tickle freak. I'm like, I'm say that should said
Speaker 1: that a faith. And then we were trying to figure
Speaker 1: out if you were black or white or Latino. And
Speaker 1: you're very good at hiding your identity, which of course
Speaker 1: we want to respect. But we're looking at one video
Speaker 1: it's like the left side is he is he light
Speaker 1: or is he white? Like we could not get it.
Speaker 1: And then another thing that I think was more interesting
Speaker 1: for me is the women that you were choosing we're
Speaker 1: fine with having their face out. Is that because they're
Speaker 1: getting paid their mom? No, no, no, no, no, it's there. Um,
Speaker 1: it's their choice if they want to have they don't
Speaker 1: want to have their face shown. I got respect, Like
Speaker 1: when I shot with Mr Photographer, I didn't want my
Speaker 1: face shown and he did a really good job. He's showing. Seriously,
Speaker 1: It's like, that's what you want, is that you don't
Speaker 1: want your face shown. That's not a problem. I don't
Speaker 1: I have mask. I know how to maneuver the camera.
Speaker 1: If you if you don't want your face at all.
Speaker 1: So now we got to respect that, especially in a
Speaker 1: space for we're kinky um and I mean obviously already
Speaker 1: when I do I when I do my work. Yeah, seriously,
Speaker 1: And that's the first that's the one thing safety in respect.
Speaker 1: When I asked you why you wanted to come on
Speaker 1: and really mean that, because it's like, do you want
Speaker 1: to raise awareness for this community? Would you like to
Speaker 1: meet more people community? You'd be surprised you on the black, Oh,
Speaker 1: you'd only black one. No, there's a few black ones.
Speaker 1: If I'm gonna top producers in um um in in
Speaker 1: the US, a black for tickling specifically. Wow, you got
Speaker 1: to watch that tickle documentary, by the way, it'll scare
Speaker 1: you from about the I din't watched it because it's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not listen to teach his own but wholemeal tickling.
Speaker 1: It's not me. It was just like no, no, it
Speaker 1: was more of the scam. And like hear about it's
Speaker 1: messed up. The scamp was messed up. So if you
Speaker 1: could meet a partner you said, you've been single for
Speaker 1: a few years, you're a nice looking guy, you got
Speaker 1: a job, you you know you were talking about that,
Speaker 1: what would be would you want her to be into tickling.
Speaker 1: I would like for her to be, but at the
Speaker 1: same time, it's, um, you know what I have. Okay,
Speaker 1: the first woman I've ever I was dating a girl
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago and she knew I was,
Speaker 1: and I just that's what I first started doing, tickling,
Speaker 1: So she was cool with doing it. I mean it
Speaker 1: was it was something the spice of the bedroom. So
Speaker 1: I had a title. Very were making him justice Mike.
Speaker 1: It's a good test, these one to three. All here
Speaker 1: we go, all right, yeah, so um so I put
Speaker 1: on the tickling. She liked it here and there and
Speaker 1: that's a sex but of course, but just but she
Speaker 1: wasn't her thing, and we kind of fizzled out a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks later, not because of that, but we
Speaker 1: just you don't know that. It's so crazy. Had I
Speaker 1: like met you at a bar, see you out and about,
Speaker 1: I would have never thought that. I'm not gonna be like, hey,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Go buy your drinking, tickle you
Speaker 1: next and take the drink and I get slapped and
Speaker 1: be like, okay, what are some names people? Do you
Speaker 1: have any other nicknames? Because I wanted to call this
Speaker 1: episode tickle Me Emo. You can go to tickle me Emo.
Speaker 1: Just my my no, no, no, my head was Oh,
Speaker 1: I was like, is that a new one? It's like like,
Speaker 1: damn me straight to switch up on that. Tell the
Speaker 1: people where they can find you and what kind of
Speaker 1: things you offer and what you're looking at, you know.
Speaker 1: Doum Well on Instagram. My Instagram is I am b
Speaker 1: K Tickler b K C I c K L E
Speaker 1: R Brooklyn got all y'all little cases and my backup
Speaker 1: is I'm I am the b K tickle up saying
Speaker 1: why do you get deleted? Because it's why does everybody deleted?
Speaker 1: Page footpage got deleted in twenty four hours. But that's
Speaker 1: because you were promoting only fans. Oh yeah, you can't really,
Speaker 1: you gotta be careful. Pom on blown on holy fans
Speaker 1: on on Instagram, you could on Twitter full Court souls.
Speaker 1: It was just that you like that. You were trying to,
Speaker 1: of course, But my the only fans was only in
Speaker 1: my bile. Like my captions, nothing said only it will
Speaker 1: come at you for the little with things. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: and the pages I have now this is like my
Speaker 1: twelve or thirteen page, my first page eighteen I got
Speaker 1: deleted that five thousand followers. It was so depressed he
Speaker 1: let him feed go it hit him up and if
Speaker 1: anyone has inter on Twitter, I'm sorry, No, it's okay
Speaker 1: Twitter as well, the b K tickler saying, if people
Speaker 1: have questions about it, are they are you welcoming? That's
Speaker 1: definitely for sure. We got some weird asteners. Here is
Speaker 1: the thing. Why do you think it's weird? I used
Speaker 1: the weird and jest. Honestly, I think just when something
Speaker 1: is uncommon, I use that word to be fun. But
Speaker 1: I mean I don't king shame like to me. This
Speaker 1: show is still a comedy pot and we have a
Speaker 1: lot of the same type of sex workers on a
Speaker 1: lot of doms, a lot of sex club people, and
Speaker 1: so that's why I got so excited that you hit
Speaker 1: us up, because this is something that's just like very uncommon.
Speaker 1: And we've talked about tickle fetish um and I mean
Speaker 1: never really had someone who was into it. Maybe they'll
Speaker 1: do it as a service like some some girls we've
Speaker 1: had on, but I haven't really dug into why someone
Speaker 1: likes it, you know why? Okay, Well, I mean you
Speaker 1: know you have a acced if anybody dug into somebody
Speaker 1: like to spit in their mouths. I don't know something
Speaker 1: is that something well? I mean I think the spit thing.
Speaker 1: I think that's weird was kissing. It's wet whatever it
Speaker 1: feels right, right and to me in a tickle right
Speaker 1: because I associate like when we had somebody from the
Speaker 1: a b d L community, which if no one knows,
Speaker 1: adult baby diaper lifestyle community, but a lot of people
Speaker 1: are curious when something seems childlike. Um, and I definitely
Speaker 1: don't kin shame for the diaper. I know some people
Speaker 1: were like, oh, that's sick, he has kids, But like,
Speaker 1: I mean, as long as you're safe and with somebody consenting,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's looking crazy. But like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think much like tickling, it can seem like something childish
Speaker 1: and innocent. And there's no like genitals. So that's also
Speaker 1: the other interest for me. Tickle you could, you could
Speaker 1: tickle ball, you could tickle a buddha hole, you could
Speaker 1: tick a little boot. You can't. You can't tickle a boodhole.
Speaker 1: You can't. Actually you can. I done it. What's the
Speaker 1: most ticklish genital pussy, asshole or titties like that? Canada
Speaker 1: is gonna be very sensitive. These work very well on nipples.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that right now. To make them laugh.
Speaker 1: They make them laugh. They could they could be turned
Speaker 1: on too. It's like it's sometimes it does both to
Speaker 1: certain women. Should I assume you don't do men at all?
Speaker 1: Should I assume you don't do men at all? No?
Speaker 1: Teachers don't say anybody who does it? But I don't, okay,
Speaker 1: because you like, I need to get hard all this
Speaker 1: even happens. It just happens, and be like, okay, but
Speaker 1: I still gotta keep the script going and I'll beat
Speaker 1: off later when they leave. Damn, he can't get hard
Speaker 1: for me? All right, you guys, we had thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. Um, everybody check out I am b
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Speaker 1: tuned clip. We don't want any had to have to
Speaker 1: do that again. I know, all right, guys, it's been
Speaker 1: another episode of horrible decisions. That's what it was. I mean,
Speaker 1: a lot of kettles pots. However, I mean my take
Speaker 1: on it was, of course, just the accountability part. At
Speaker 1: the end of the day. Yeah, I guess we could
Speaker 1: sit here and sit on the fact that we've all
Speaker 1: fell for niggas that wasn't shipped. But to me, at
Speaker 1: some point you have to be able to see who
Speaker 1: the person is when when they show you them. And
Speaker 1: first off, you were never the only one or the
Speaker 1: main one, me, me, the baby, mom and other women
Speaker 1: were also in the picture. Um. And then outside of that,
Speaker 1: he left you while you were pregnant. Did you ever
Speaker 1: think that man could degrade you on Instagram live and
Speaker 1: put your baby on there and keep you you while
Speaker 1: you were pregnant? And according to the family you also
Speaker 1: did you was already pregnant baby. Yeah, but you also
Speaker 1: didn't even show up for the baby shower. You didn't
Speaker 1: show up for me or the baby before the baby
Speaker 1: was here. Baby. So I just feel like, no to me, Like,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. We all date men with the lens
Speaker 1: of the idea of them or the potential of them,
Speaker 1: without really just acknowledging who the funk they are right
Speaker 1: in front of our eyes. But what is she supposed
Speaker 1: to the like? And here's the other thing. Understand, he
Speaker 1: left her when she was pregnant. He didn't show up
Speaker 1: to the baby shower. Okay, she has the baby. He's like,
Speaker 1: y'all move in with me. It's your first kid. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna help you out. Who's gonna say no to that.
Speaker 1: Your emotions are crazy. I've never had a baby. You've
Speaker 1: never had a baby. We've only had friends with babies, right,
Speaker 1: they're all fucked up with hormones. And you're telling me
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say no to the father of my child
Speaker 1: inviting me in his home and possibly making it work.
Speaker 1: And granted she probably is in love with him, Like, no, dude,
Speaker 1: you're gonna recamp the happy memories. What are you gonna
Speaker 1: do start sucking with another nigga? No, you want to
Speaker 1: feel that community and that fatherhood and that feeling is crazy,
Speaker 1: because girl, the first baby mama that you've been back
Speaker 1: and forth ft she prayed it right now again, So
Speaker 1: you don't moved in with this figga and he's expecting
Speaker 1: another child with the woman. That what she's supposed to do.
Speaker 1: She's supposed to be a grown ass woman. She wasn't
Speaker 1: supposed to sell her home in l A to move
Speaker 1: half across the country where she knows nobody, has no friends.
Speaker 1: She said that that's why I took her so long
Speaker 1: to even leave the house. Like to me, no, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: it's a grown ass woman. This being hasn't showed up
Speaker 1: for you, so for you to put all of all
Speaker 1: of your hope into this man who hasn't been able
Speaker 1: to show up for you, since at some point you
Speaker 1: gotta you gotta fault yourself. I think that you can't
Speaker 1: say that when someone's just had a baby. I think
Speaker 1: you could say that for someone that like it's just
Speaker 1: and they've been in love. Like we've said this, and
Speaker 1: this is a problem of Danny. She probably thought that
Speaker 1: baby was gonna get them back together. A lot of
Speaker 1: people keep a baby, have a baby and hope that
Speaker 1: it makes a bond stronger or but or a man
Speaker 1: can show up differently. You can see way of a
Speaker 1: girl that just had her first child's the same. It's
Speaker 1: the same way. And I'm gonna say it, it's the
Speaker 1: same ship I said about Summer Walker and her raggedy
Speaker 1: ass out. Yeah, you sat here and argued with all
Speaker 1: the other baby mamas thinking that you was gonna be different.
Speaker 1: Danny thought because she was a yellow bone, she was
Speaker 1: gonna be treated different than that. But and and trust me,
Speaker 1: and I saw this tweet from Crystal that I really liked.
Speaker 1: It was like, y'all really got me sticking up for this.
Speaker 1: He want me because I'm yellow bitch, because that's how
Speaker 1: trash the baby is. But you're saying that we know this,
Speaker 1: he ain't gonna stay blah blah blah. Mandy, she she
Speaker 1: was twenty four, like I think she's twenty five now
Speaker 1: or six, Like do you really, like, can you really
Speaker 1: say that? But that's what I'm saying, like can we
Speaker 1: and by we, I mean people that say you should
Speaker 1: know better? Can we really say that if you've already
Speaker 1: been through a shitty situation with a nigga, Like the
Speaker 1: girl is young, I don't and I really feel like
Speaker 1: he exploited her. I feel like what he did was
Speaker 1: fucked up. I just don't like using that young excuse
Speaker 1: for someone who's twenty six, because we still have niggas
Speaker 1: in their thirties and forties who's still like to me, No,
Speaker 1: there's a lot more resources now. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: people telling you what to do, what not to do.
Speaker 1: There's you've sat here and been dragged by the internet.
Speaker 1: You've seen how bad this man has treated you over
Speaker 1: the years. It's been in your face. And she literally
Speaker 1: said she was like, I feel so bad that I
Speaker 1: didn't listen to the internet. The fact that you have
Speaker 1: to be like, damn Internet, you was right. Everyone was
Speaker 1: telling you you chose to ignore all the red flags.
Speaker 1: We just spoke about how everybody was posting the red flags.
Speaker 1: Bit them ships was flaming hot. They wasn't even off
Speaker 1: off white. They wasn't even hot pink. They was read
Speaker 1: the whole time. Like so to me, No, at you're
Speaker 1: eighteen year an adult, you're twenty, you're twenty one, you're
Speaker 1: twenty two, you're twenty five, you're twenty six, you're thirty
Speaker 1: or thirty one. I'm not gonna just call someone in
Speaker 1: their twenties, late twenties, mid twenties young. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's not like she's in high school.