Speaker 1: Welcome to Decisions Decisions. I don't think you should say
Speaker 1: decision decisions. It sounded like you was talking to this kursing.
Speaker 1: You definitely say to welcome, Welcome to the new podcast.
Speaker 1: You want to say together the decisions decisions Hot by
Speaker 1: doing you welcome everybody to another episode of This is
Speaker 1: the All. This is the All. It's your girl. Mandy
Speaker 1: Lapel aka Mandy Baskets aka Mandy Vaughn aka Mandy Dirt.
Speaker 1: I was ready, girl, Mandy Dirt is not Mandy Dirty one,
Speaker 1: and I got dirt on you. Hose bitch, what pull
Speaker 1: the card? Not you the whole I thought we talking
Speaker 1: about two bitches and the YouTube comments you the hoes,
Speaker 1: even you.
Speaker 2: Hi, everybody, my name is Weezy. Welcome back. This episode
Speaker 2: is special for two reasons. We're recording this Sunday, bitch.
Speaker 1: We recorded this yesterday, so while y'all listen to it today,
Speaker 1: we was in here yesterday. Baby, we ain't never done.
Speaker 1: We have done it before. It feels like the breakfast club.
Speaker 1: I feel like in out.
Speaker 2: I don't like why, Like I could give the weather
Speaker 2: right now and it's gonna be the same weather from
Speaker 2: when y'all hear this, yes, but anyway, we also have
Speaker 2: been talking a lot about inviting people to watch wait.
Speaker 1: Yes to no y'all? Y'all really so, y'all we got
Speaker 1: it like sexually like a punt. Oh wait, you're making
Speaker 1: them think we fucking I don't like that they are
Speaker 1: to join us. Actually five people are watching us now
Speaker 1: is it fun? Okay? Really too? Yeah? No, so we
Speaker 1: have we do have an audience if you hear laughter.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately I don't have a laugh sign, which I really
Speaker 1: wanted because then y'all been left when when I'm funny,
Speaker 1: but we have that audience watching it? Shut up? Oh
Speaker 1: my god? Oh I don't like this now y'all could go?
Speaker 1: Y'all can go? I can't wait a moment, like right, everybody?
Speaker 1: You know what I'd be like leaving the comments was
Speaker 1: right finally, but yeah, basically, we just came from doing
Speaker 1: breath work with our patrons, and Wesy and I are
Speaker 1: in good spirits, so we were like, oh, ship, we
Speaker 1: can people watch us this time, because we were talking
Speaker 1: about even doing live streaming, but we don't really be
Speaker 1: talking until the bike's turn all sometimes, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want them to see us be awkward. But y'all,
Speaker 1: we haven't seen each other in three months. Show look
Speaker 1: Eden and Wolf. Why do you want? Why do you
Speaker 1: want to bring up negativity? I gotta start right. No,
Speaker 1: the worst was Eddie, Eddie from for Bastake Loves to
Speaker 1: bring it up.
Speaker 2: Mandy and I were recording and Eddie was coming in
Speaker 2: to record after and Mandy gets to the door.
Speaker 1: She goes, I don't know. He was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: But no, y'all, we have not seen each other in
Speaker 1: three months, and believe it or not, Oh my god, y'all,
Speaker 1: we've been agreeing on calls. We actually jumped down someone's
Speaker 1: throat yep, And I was like, actually, you not listening
Speaker 1: to Wheezy and I agree with her? Have you have
Speaker 1: you ever heard me say such a thing? Maybe be
Speaker 1: like the sky is blue and I'd be like, you
Speaker 1: know what, you could tell you ain't been here in
Speaker 1: a while because the way you just not wanted to
Speaker 1: talk into this mine.
Speaker 2: No, I'm performing, Well, can you make it so that
Speaker 2: the screen I'm looking at myself and it's giving me anxiety?
Speaker 1: Why it is you don't want to look at yourself? No,
Speaker 1: let your little blind here look at you trying to
Speaker 1: be like me for the twenty twenty six Okay, y'all.
Speaker 1: So basically I kind of forced Wheezy to give me
Speaker 1: a gift because I told her on Patreon, I got
Speaker 1: you a gift. She said, shiit, bitch, I gotta get
Speaker 1: you something. By the way, somebody in the comments was like,
Speaker 1: why did you ask how much it is? That's so tacky.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm gonna be honest here, nigga. When someone
Speaker 1: gets you a gift, the first thing you think is like, damn, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie how much. I'm googling it because
Speaker 1: you're rich. Hello, you're talking every time. Okay.
Speaker 2: I had a bitch give me a fucking incense and
Speaker 2: I'm like what And then I saw it was seventy
Speaker 2: eight dollars one dollar insant.
Speaker 1: No, it was from like some high end company. But
Speaker 1: right when she handed to me, she was like, you're
Speaker 1: gonna lie this. You're gonna love this. And then I
Speaker 1: saw it and I'm like, this is ridiculous, but you
Speaker 1: know you got to google it? Oh yeah, no, I
Speaker 1: google my Christmas gift. One of my boyfriends actually pissed
Speaker 1: me off with the gift giving for Christmas so, y'all know,
Speaker 1: I've been asking for titties for about a year now,
Speaker 1: and he had the nerve to tell me his thought process.
Speaker 1: He doesn't like to get people what they asked for,
Speaker 1: so he literally spent the amount of my titties and
Speaker 1: gifts and said, just so you could see, I could
Speaker 1: give you the titties if I wanted to. And I
Speaker 1: was like, excuse me, nigga, what were the gifts? Though? Uh?
Speaker 1: Do chin Gabana robe, do chain Gabana boots dot Chinkabona belt.
Speaker 1: But the boots was like two thousand dollars, girl, and
Speaker 1: they don't fit these cabs. So I had to ask
Speaker 1: for a gift for seat and I'm like, fuck, now
Speaker 1: I gotta go shopping for boots that fit these cabs.
Speaker 1: But he literally spent for almost four grand or a
Speaker 1: little over four grand. I don't give a fuck, nigga,
Speaker 1: tense is twelve. Well, no, bitch'all was gonna take my
Speaker 1: as a dr girl. You mean, actually get a little
Speaker 1: light bulb at the same time, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Don't get it all double yeah, he did that bullshit.
Speaker 1: But I was like, oh my god, me and Weezy
Speaker 1: have been agreeing with each other. Let me show her.
Speaker 1: I don't know the word gratefulness, gratitude, gratitude. There we
Speaker 1: go and I was like, I'm gonna get her a
Speaker 1: look give and you know you're the only person I
Speaker 1: gotta know the niggas spent all the money. I got
Speaker 1: him a gift, but you get him cigars, but expensive ones?
Speaker 1: Like what what? No, that's a good gift and it
Speaker 1: was expensive, more expensive getting that's a good gift cigars.
Speaker 1: Where he was like, I tell everybody what I got
Speaker 1: my boyfriend. Sure, no, I haven't seen you. Did I
Speaker 1: bring it up? No?
Speaker 2: Okay, So I got him a vintage I can believe
Speaker 2: this is true. Nintendo sixty four is your vintage?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, you did? You did? You did?
Speaker 2: He fucking opened that gift because he's not a gamer.
Speaker 2: I was like, bruh, Like it was such a fucking.
Speaker 1: Cool turning your nigga into a gamer in twenty But.
Speaker 2: Even the way looks on the counter like in front
Speaker 2: of the TV is just fired because you're like, bro,
Speaker 2: we tried to play it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell y'all right now, Yeah, she was difficult,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, it's up down a b no, no, no.
Speaker 2: The way it looks now like we're doing h D
Speaker 2: Ship like Niggas is coming out of the screen.
Speaker 1: We got ai to go back to what land. I
Speaker 1: love a little two D game, Give me a baby.
Speaker 1: I just went to the arcade. That's a little fun spot, bitch.
Speaker 1: I was doing pet Man like the arcade. That's my
Speaker 1: favorite kind of I like the little first date. I've
Speaker 1: been doing ship like that, and now you're doing a
Speaker 1: lot Wait wait, wait, you play this game air Hockey.
Speaker 1: Wait you wrapped? You wrap the gift of course. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you guys can talk about us in the comments.
Speaker 1: I'm neurodivergent, so you can decide what part of neurodivergence
Speaker 1: I am based on our gift giving kind of like,
Speaker 1: I feel like.
Speaker 2: People, as adults, we don't get to unwrap. I love
Speaker 2: the feeling of unwrapping.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy. I looked at the fucking wrapping
Speaker 1: paper with the scotch tape and got anxiety. I said, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not mind you. They're boxes. They're in boxes.
Speaker 2: Well, your gift is actually wrapped by the store, okay,
Speaker 2: but I just didn't want you to know where it's
Speaker 2: from because when you see the boxing, know where it's from.
Speaker 1: So that ain't the card, you bitch, bitch, you know
Speaker 1: what's crazy? What open the card first? No way, no way,
Speaker 1: no way. Oh I got about the choke. You know
Speaker 1: why I got you what what I got you? Because
Speaker 1: I knew you was gonna give you what I got you.
Speaker 1: No way, but I added extra, I added extra. It
Speaker 1: is the same. Okay, wait wait read the front of
Speaker 1: the card. I never read the peace, love and jay
Speaker 1: Joy it's from the pack. It was like, damn, one
Speaker 1: of my niggas name is jar his car. Here's to
Speaker 1: a new start, Mandy with two eyes. Thank you and
Speaker 1: hopefully more x misgifts. Damn not. You want more exposity
Speaker 1: and hopefully more ex misgifts and great vibes as we
Speaker 1: approach our tenth year, enjoy a luxurious new way to
Speaker 1: feed your addiction. That the card actually says, if your
Speaker 1: Christmas is filled with the true gifts of the season, love,
Speaker 1: eat weezy. So yeah, I just came and memorized my vows.
Speaker 1: But it literally was this like knowing that we're getting
Speaker 1: into our tenth year, I think sitting with myself a
Speaker 1: little bit more in therapy, but also like really taking
Speaker 1: the step away from you for so long and coming
Speaker 1: back and feeling like, damn, do I miss this, bitch,
Speaker 1: But also like really being excited about what we've created.
Speaker 1: I was just like, Wow, I'm really happy with how
Speaker 1: we've both been able to go out and do our
Speaker 1: own things. But coming back to do this really like
Speaker 1: made me happy. I I said, is it doing too
Speaker 1: much that I bought her a gift? No? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I missed doing the pod too three months off. Okay,
Speaker 1: I realized it. It gives you. But you know, it's funny.
Speaker 2: One of my either my ex boyfriend or a close
Speaker 2: friend of mine, said, you and Mandy are gonna stop
Speaker 2: doing the podcast, and suddenly you want to see each other.
Speaker 2: Years later.
Speaker 1: You can be in your forties and be like, oh.
Speaker 2: I'm in the same city, let's talk about She's like,
Speaker 2: watch you hate each other today because it's too much
Speaker 2: decision making.
Speaker 1: In our forties. Is still gonna have Patreon? Bitch? That
Speaker 1: said only five years, bitch, we at least still gonna
Speaker 1: be doing a Patreon. I ain't going nowhere, y'all. Y'all
Speaker 1: holes might get on the zoo, but it might just
Speaker 1: be actual but if I said it's a feat, I
Speaker 1: know what the gift is. That's why I got you
Speaker 1: your gift. What is it, y'all? Do y'all want to
Speaker 1: know what this is? This is a lay live o
Speaker 1: candle girl. Oh no, you really about to be fun.
Speaker 1: Damn it's a dog collar. Okay, she got damn colors.
Speaker 1: The box bets her maid. Wow, we ain't go. I
Speaker 1: ain't spend as much on you. The budget was budgeting.
Speaker 1: You said it was cat dog like a cat collar.
Speaker 1: I said to future, because I know you'll be doing.
Speaker 1: So what are you addicted to? What am I hold on?
Speaker 1: What am I addicted? Talk about? To feed your addiction?
Speaker 1: A luxuriousmay to feed my addiction? That ch'all just took
Speaker 1: a shroom. I don't know. I like this, okay, yes,
Speaker 1: this is an addiction. Coffee. Coffee I do have. Now
Speaker 1: this is some rich people ship. Bitch. I know you
Speaker 1: would never buy for yourself ever, but now you've bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm definitely gonna google this ship. This is crazy. It
Speaker 1: was it was what I actually spent more on you. Okay, O.
Speaker 1: I was gonna get your gift for seat if you
Speaker 1: want to turn it into a racelest. Wow, this is
Speaker 1: this is this is nice and I just this is
Speaker 1: to go with my five hundred dollars coffee maker I got.
Speaker 1: I know this is really nice. Like, man, that's an
Speaker 1: expensive cub I ain't boy it by it. I just
Speaker 1: looked it up, Okay, So in order to make it
Speaker 1: wa a Alivo candle. You thought I got a candle,
Speaker 1: but I got two things because that's what you get everybody.
Speaker 1: So I got that. Look, I got her the whole
Speaker 1: lot sent bitch. I just know you always say you
Speaker 1: give people someone No, I know That's why I said,
Speaker 1: I listened and talk, So I said, I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: her something that I know a she gonna like she
Speaker 1: got a new house basil oh, and then I got
Speaker 1: her favorite scent. This is like you listen. But also
Speaker 1: I know that you say you give this. You give
Speaker 1: people this every time because it means you care. But
Speaker 1: it ain't doing too much exactly. I know this is
Speaker 1: what you get niggas. You're you're inrodging it. Wait hold on,
Speaker 1: let me make you laugh.
Speaker 2: Well, what did you get for Christmas? From WTFA wall?
Speaker 1: You got woolf full a Lovo candle, But look it
Speaker 1: says their name on it too. That's what they do.
Speaker 1: Oh thank you. I know this from Landing. This isn't
Speaker 1: don't don't wait, bitch, because you know this is Bloomingdale's.
Speaker 1: Do you know? I caught up, got caught up with
Speaker 1: somebody about this fucking candle. Why thank you. By the way,
Speaker 1: this is a great gift.
Speaker 2: So the lolavo candles will always tell you where it's
Speaker 2: made and the date it was made. So oh oh,
Speaker 2: bayh told me one year he didn't answer the phone
Speaker 2: because he was getting my gifts. Now the gift out
Speaker 2: us getting into te about the gift gives niggas. Now,
Speaker 2: this was like Christmas Eve. He's like, I'm running around,
Speaker 2: I'll talk to you later. He can call me for
Speaker 2: eight hours. He was like, oh, it was so hard
Speaker 2: to get your gift.
Speaker 1: Now. He ended up getting me this huge diffuser and
Speaker 1: a five hundred I saw a five hundred dollars one.
Speaker 1: That's why I was like, oh, got me that. So
Speaker 1: he got me all these little things. I look at
Speaker 1: the date. It was a week before bitch, we real
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I love it so much.
Speaker 1: Bed what the fuck you with that? Yes? Say fuck niggai.
Speaker 1: I was going what he what was the lie he
Speaker 1: came up with? Oh, I didn't want to tell you
Speaker 1: because the sentence was rotten. But you know I was cheating,
Speaker 1: so it didn't matter. That's crazy, that's crazy. Well, thank
Speaker 1: you know this is nice, Thank you. I got a
Speaker 1: little orange bike skull. Yes, okay, luxurious way to feed
Speaker 1: my addiction. Yes, right, yes, and then this is your addiction.
Speaker 1: Let's just do the same thing every year. I'll get
Speaker 1: you another. Well, uh, now I can't get candles. Well
Speaker 1: they got different sense, I'm gonna get you and now
Speaker 1: I'll get you a cocktail glass and I'll get you.
Speaker 1: I don't smoke an ash tray. No, I like you
Speaker 1: give me like I give you what I give you
Speaker 1: that a bit that you do give like, come over
Speaker 1: if you smoking? Not smoking with the okay, not anymore?
Speaker 1: Not anymore? Well, cigars not need to be asked. Well,
Speaker 1: the old niggas got the cigars. You're not smoking a
Speaker 1: cigar at my house. You're not doing it, baby, yup?
Speaker 1: And then uh the why is it be? It be tequila?
Speaker 1: It just tequila and shrooms.
Speaker 2: You know, I feel like women don't have the house
Speaker 2: set like you know how niggas set the house for women.
Speaker 1: Who I don't know a nigga give it. You've giving
Speaker 1: men way too much credit at the talk makeup wipes
Speaker 1: and ship you you girl, you deal with hose You don't.
Speaker 1: Clearly you don't deal with the average man. Really not
Speaker 1: what what? What? What's the niggas you fucking with? My nigga,
Speaker 1: you have an essential oils be like there are there's
Speaker 1: a group of women in here shaking their head. Women.
Speaker 1: Women set the scene. That's why men want to pull
Speaker 1: up on women all the time. Women have freaking sparkling
Speaker 1: water and flat they.
Speaker 2: Have tie and why we feel like my homegirls are
Speaker 2: not setting the scene for what niggas want.
Speaker 1: Like I've just talk about why they all single? Then like,
Speaker 1: well for shady way no one.
Speaker 2: Conversation I recently have with my homegirl, she was just like,
Speaker 2: I'm not drinking, so I don't even have alcohol hole
Speaker 2: in my house. I like, if he wants to have this,
Speaker 2: he can buy it, he can bring over his hand
Speaker 2: and seat. And I'm like, bro, if you are hosting
Speaker 2: somebody in your house, this is what the fuck I
Speaker 2: got Scotch single malt liquor just bowa niggle. That's I got, Tennessee,
Speaker 2: just bowa niggle I got. I don't drink the brown.
Speaker 1: Now I do drink the jamison. But guess what I
Speaker 1: got for me the pickle juice to go with the jamison. Baby,
Speaker 1: I'm making siggas take picklebacks in my house. She's gonna
Speaker 1: be doing it right out to her knees, by the way.
Speaker 1: You know what else I would like to say, I
Speaker 1: really don't know what it's like to be with niggas
Speaker 1: that ain't almost halfway metro.
Speaker 2: Like most niggas that I'm fucking with the last five
Speaker 2: years of my life. They got nice products in their home,
Speaker 2: They have their like, they got their good shit going on.
Speaker 2: I was in this like fake little ig argument with
Speaker 2: a nigga who was like trying to talk to me
Speaker 2: when he saw me out.
Speaker 1: And then went into the DMS again, and I know
Speaker 1: who he is. He'd be out.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yo, you hella disrespectful and I was like,
Speaker 2: you really lucky my nigga was in the bathroom when
Speaker 2: you said that, because if he would have caught you
Speaker 2: sitting there, I was like, you probably got your ass
Speaker 2: and he was like, oh you and that nigga that
Speaker 2: you bonnet to bonnet.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, Fuck nigga, my man will
Speaker 1: get up. We could be getting rabbitch dick swinging bonnet
Speaker 1: on protecting the house. That is okay, what the fuck
Speaker 1: is you talking about? Just because you know the bonnet
Speaker 1: is crazy? Body is crazy? Bonnet to bonnet while you
Speaker 1: hating Chris Brown when need us wearing dress and don't
Speaker 1: fucking protect their ship? You ever seeing dress? The leaning
Speaker 1: off funky and dirty and nasty? No, no, I don't
Speaker 1: fuck with wicked niggas. I don't clean up. Oh y'all
Speaker 1: done upgrade it from the wicks idea.
Speaker 2: I don't want no nigga who's head ding like bro,
Speaker 2: If your head is something, we gotta get the funk
Speaker 2: out of here.
Speaker 1: Stop it. Don't we are bonding to bonnet. Okay, what
Speaker 1: you be doing with your well, I'm gonna call smell
Speaker 1: them not you gonna smell his dress. This is so problematic.
Speaker 1: This is problematic. They're gonna get on this problematic girl.
Speaker 1: Fuck clean your ship bitches too. The fuck how long
Speaker 1: you're gonna have them braidsen? Take them out? Wash up
Speaker 1: a protective style. Don't mean you don't wash it. Oh damn,
Speaker 1: what did he say to you? Out of just want
Speaker 1: y'all to know, I can't wash the twenty seven piece.
Speaker 1: So that's why if you ain't getting washed underneath, you can,
Speaker 1: like this bitch, by your business the past three weeks
Speaker 1: from this hot it says it last three weeks. Three
Speaker 1: weeks is the max, Honey, you hit twenty three days.
Speaker 1: It's a little bit, bitch. I'm gonna keep it in
Speaker 1: for twenty three days. Just becauldn't it lift, bitch? If
Speaker 1: it lifts up? Actually she braided. She added, so it's
Speaker 1: braided and not you gotta braidrain, I said, my hair braided, fitch.
Speaker 2: You know, I really do like the moment. I actually
Speaker 2: want to see how you play with other colors too.
Speaker 1: I was the colors scares me. Uh. My homeboy just
Speaker 1: sent me one. He was like, ooh in February, you
Speaker 1: should do red and pink. And I was like, oh, hold,
Speaker 1: I see it. Calm it down, you put your heart,
Speaker 1: Calm it down. But I guess we could start with
Speaker 1: a ketch up with what's going on in our life?
Speaker 1: Is there anything for you? Y'all have a very biracial
Speaker 1: story to share. What you don't have nothing? The only
Speaker 1: catch up I could think of holidays good I don't
Speaker 1: Oh oh.
Speaker 2: Trap is expanding. If you guys hate pilates, go ahead,
Speaker 2: come over. We now have yoga, Matt Skulp hit. Eventually
Speaker 2: we'll be doing bar dance. And I got a toork
Speaker 2: class coming to come on to work class. I will say,
Speaker 2: we've been having this conversation for so long. And it's
Speaker 2: funny because the girl I argued with it about she
Speaker 2: was like, oh, you can bring it up on the pot.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck because I know she won't
Speaker 1: agree with me, And I was like, what about what? Okay?
Speaker 1: So this is how bitches be sounding like prostitute? Oh
Speaker 1: oh my god. Okay, and this is where the clip
Speaker 1: is gonna be. Go ahead, how is not like? How
Speaker 1: do bitches not like prostitute?
Speaker 2: So, without being too specific, homegirl's been dating a dude
Speaker 2: maybe a month and a half.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, it's not an athlete.
Speaker 2: Or a super wealthy guy, but well to do Okay,
Speaker 2: I have money to take them to a nice hotel
Speaker 2: on an island.
Speaker 1: Okay, so he's paying for the hotel.
Speaker 2: The hotel is about seven hundred dolls a night, which
Speaker 2: I think is actually very very pricey, very pricey. And
Speaker 2: they are flying back to New York together. She is
Speaker 2: currently in another city because she was working in another city.
Speaker 1: Okay, she was going to meet him on this island.
Speaker 1: She hits me to say, it ain't one off the
Speaker 1: coast of Venezuela. Bitch. At this point, Turks the Gakos.
Speaker 1: I think that might be one of the ones. Bitch. No, no, girl,
Speaker 1: do you not keep up with the politics? No, I
Speaker 1: don't think the Turks is that close to Venezuela. No girl,
Speaker 1: it's Puerto Rico. It's it's it's the Caribbean. Bitch.
Speaker 2: Oh, well, they ain't going anyway because the trip stops,
Speaker 2: so here you go. So she was basically like, I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, you got your office ready to do that?
Speaker 2: She was like, girl, I don't even know if I'm
Speaker 2: going on Tuesday.
Speaker 1: I was like why. She was like, is this nigga
Speaker 1: didn't get my flight to the Turks. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: but he got your flight back with you. You're flying
Speaker 1: from somewhere else. He's not flying with you. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I get it, but like, who cares? He got that? Nice?
Speaker 1: Asp does sound like a prostitute. She said, Mandy can
Speaker 1: agree with me, so okay.
Speaker 2: So she's like, yeah, but he planned the trip for
Speaker 2: us without getting my flight. And I'm like, bro, how
Speaker 2: much is the flight to get to the Turks from
Speaker 2: where you at?
Speaker 1: It's called it the Turks is crazy?
Speaker 2: The Turks three hundred and eighty dollars right, And I'm like,
Speaker 2: so you're about to cancel the trip over three eighty
Speaker 2: She's like the principal, So here's the principle for him, bitch.
Speaker 1: Oh. So she lets him know.
Speaker 2: He's like, yo, what time do you get in? I
Speaker 2: have the driver picking us up. I want to have
Speaker 2: the driver pick us up at the same time.
Speaker 1: I'll wait for you. She said, you should be telling
Speaker 1: me what time I get in fas He said, oh,
Speaker 1: And she's like, I sent you the hotel. I sent
Speaker 1: you my travel information. Da da da da da.
Speaker 2: He's like, facks, I got our flights going back together.
Speaker 2: We're in first, I got the hotel you wanted. They're
Speaker 2: stay at the Short Club, which is very pricey, and
Speaker 2: she's like, but you didn't get my flight there.
Speaker 1: He's like, to be quite honest with you, it actually
Speaker 1: didn't cross my mind because I assumed we were booking
Speaker 1: our flights together. And what I will tell you, though,
Speaker 1: I'm very bothered by the fact that you wouldn't even
Speaker 1: jump on a plane to come for this trip. I've
Speaker 1: planned to come. Hop on yo dick, suck yo dick. Wait,
Speaker 1: Like that's so prostituted. I mean, but that's fine. But
Speaker 1: if we're not together. They've been dating, bro, this is
Speaker 1: but what is dating? But what is dating? They've been
Speaker 1: I had that de word. That's the D word I hate. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: let me explain what is david? Why is it to
Speaker 1: hop on his dick?
Speaker 2: When the bitch told him a few weeks ago it's
Speaker 2: too cold while they were hanging out of the Blue Note,
Speaker 2: and he was like, cool, let's go on a trip.
Speaker 1: Where do you want to go? And booked all that
Speaker 1: shit for you.
Speaker 2: This is a dude that works on Wall Street, that's
Speaker 2: not a millionaire, that's not a thousand air He's somewhere
Speaker 2: right in the middle. But like, these are not the
Speaker 2: fucking trick ass niggas that you've seen online putting bitches
Speaker 2: on a private jet.
Speaker 1: So if you're going you're going for one.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm really not, though, Mandy, because the
Speaker 2: expectation that that man had to get the flight or
Speaker 2: you won't go.
Speaker 1: You well, first off, you invited me to the island.
Speaker 1: Hold on, you know, I said, it's cold, I would
Speaker 1: like to be somewhere. He says, let's do a trip
Speaker 1: to me. If a man the same way we say,
Speaker 1: if a man invites you on a date, he should
Speaker 1: pay for it. If a man invites me on a trip, bitch,
Speaker 1: I might not have that three invited. No, but but
Speaker 1: but let me finish. If he's like, I want to
Speaker 1: take you on a trip, let's go on a trip.
Speaker 1: You're you're starting this. You're starting the whole thing. You're
Speaker 1: inviting me on a trip. If you're inviting me on
Speaker 1: the trip, I'm not gonna lie. I don't expect to
Speaker 1: all pay for my flight or whatever, because you invited
Speaker 1: me on a trip. So for me, you don't know
Speaker 1: if I got the three eighty. You don't know how
Speaker 1: I'm spending my money holiday. It doesn't it doesn't no, no, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, wait, I don't like the niggas assume I
Speaker 1: got the most. They both met on Wall Street. She's
Speaker 1: got three eighty and more, and so does he But
Speaker 1: here's the thing.
Speaker 2: Right when I said, well, how did it get to
Speaker 2: the point where he booked your flights there but not
Speaker 2: on the way. So she's like, when he was booking
Speaker 2: the flights, I don't know what side of West Coast
Speaker 2: she on Scotstar or fuck she yet, but she basically
Speaker 2: was like He was like, oh, I'm gonna get it
Speaker 2: around too.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm not sure yet, keep you posted.
Speaker 2: So there's some miscommunication there, right, So you were either
Speaker 2: supposed to let this nigga know when whatever. Here's the point,
Speaker 2: he basically said to her, I'm gonna be real with you.
Speaker 2: I didn't expect you to spend a dollar on this trip,
Speaker 2: he said, However, I didn't know which you got the driver.
Speaker 2: You've got a fabulous hotel for us, you booked us
Speaker 2: first class on Delta back home.
Speaker 1: That's doing it up to literally.
Speaker 2: Say, and I actually kind of believe him. He's like, Yo,
Speaker 2: you had your work shit going on. I didn't know
Speaker 2: if you were going to re route your flight. But
Speaker 2: now it's such a problem that I didn't book this
Speaker 2: flight that you're willing to not show up to see
Speaker 2: me is hello, weird?
Speaker 1: Okay, So here's what I think needs to happen in dating, right,
Speaker 1: that d word right. Both parties need to be real
Speaker 1: with each other. If your friend actually liked this nigga
Speaker 1: three eighty, wouldn't have It wouldn't have even been a thing.
Speaker 1: The real thing, the real fact of the matter is
Speaker 1: she don't really like this nig That's not true, bro.
Speaker 1: When a woman really likes a man, it's let's plan
Speaker 1: this together. Let's do this together. A lot of women,
Speaker 1: especially if you're saying she's a woman with her own money,
Speaker 1: doesn't mind going in on her part of the deal
Speaker 1: or a quarter.
Speaker 2: I agree with you here, but here's the thing that's
Speaker 2: not the case. She's hell excited about him every post
Speaker 2: on her close friend. I'm telling you that's not the case.
Speaker 2: And where the real problem is this is the.
Speaker 1: Noctation that you don't even know how to date because
Speaker 1: you really think you need to be tricked on right now.
Speaker 2: The nigga thinks that he's operating in a normal fucking
Speaker 2: dating experience with you, but you're just expecting it to
Speaker 2: be laid out for you. And this is a friend
Speaker 2: that's also cried to me about being alone and single.
Speaker 2: This guy heard you were cold at a jazz club
Speaker 2: and was like, Yo, where's the place you haven't mentioned
Speaker 2: that you want to go.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I can absolutely see how two people
Speaker 1: I would have just gave her my jacket. Br I
Speaker 1: don't budget. I'm not gonna lie. Here's the thing anyway,
Speaker 1: So we're not going though. That's what's fine. But when
Speaker 1: it comes to dating at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: as a woman, a woman with money, when you have
Speaker 1: it and you really want to be with the man,
Speaker 1: you don't mind spending it. However, I'm not also going
Speaker 1: to start the year off by saying if a woman
Speaker 1: is used to certain treatment, a lot of times that's
Speaker 1: what they're used to. It doesn't have to be prostitution.
Speaker 1: Me and my friends talk about this all the time.
Speaker 1: Once you get treated well, once you're used to getting
Speaker 1: a certain amount of gifts, once you're used to traveling
Speaker 1: a certain way, once you're used like bro, I have
Speaker 1: a date, man, I have a man for every single day.
Speaker 1: Not that, but to me it is though. If you're
Speaker 1: a woman who doesn't want to settle, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I have a man that's that flies in to take
Speaker 1: me to dinner. But Mandy what's the settling here. No,
Speaker 1: to me, it's settling if she's used to a man
Speaker 1: moving and operating a certain way. I don't want to
Speaker 1: even push this into prostitution as much of when a
Speaker 1: woman experiences something and really likes it. Anything less than
Speaker 1: that is settling. Okay, less than that. Women have to
Speaker 1: talk about then expectations. Right, So here's where I believe
Speaker 1: she's absolutely wrong.
Speaker 2: Well, me and her got to the point we're okay
Speaker 2: when we started really arguing on the call, I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is me you're talking to. I've been in your
Speaker 2: home while you've cried, while niggas have.
Speaker 1: Done you dirty.
Speaker 2: You've complained and complained and complained. You went through the
Speaker 2: whole group chapter, tell us how great this guy is,
Speaker 2: how smart he is, how thoughtful, and you literally are
Speaker 2: sitting here canceling a trip and doing all this ship
Speaker 2: to be alone again because he didn't get the flight there,
Speaker 2: He only got the first class back. He got the
Speaker 2: hotel you wanted, the driver, the driver that like that
Speaker 2: you didn't fucking need. Also, why for the first because
Speaker 2: she don't really like him?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not gonna that's not it. I feel like
Speaker 1: that might be a no, Bro, I'm telling you I
Speaker 1: have a bitch like her. She's spending the three eight.
Speaker 2: I think that you need to get rid of that
Speaker 2: thought because the real problem why I said we could
Speaker 2: we could disagree. So I'm telling you why this an
Speaker 2: issue in her mind? She cannot do this because he
Speaker 2: hasn't paid for everything.
Speaker 1: Good ba, no matter, get you a nigga that's gonna
Speaker 1: do with you on this wht these holes, it's gonna
Speaker 1: have nobody, And it's okay to have nobody until the
Speaker 1: right one come. Why does the right one needs to
Speaker 1: do every single thing? But he's ridiculous? Does he doesn't mind?
Speaker 1: You a man? This is not a dating experience. That's prostitution.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's prostitution to have standards. And that's
Speaker 1: the thing too. At the end of the day, you
Speaker 1: don't need to just settle with a man if that's
Speaker 1: not everything that you want, if he's not gonna do it.
Speaker 1: As women what I love right now in this modern
Speaker 1: day era of dating, if she has the money, bro,
Speaker 1: it ain't nothing wrong to just be by yourself. It's
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with just saying single. And of course she
Speaker 1: wants somebody, but I'm not gonna sit here and tell
Speaker 1: the girl to go be with somebody who she feels like. Damn, now,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be a thing. Every time we gotta
Speaker 1: go on a trip. He not gonna move how I wanted.
Speaker 2: To move over the flight cause you out of br
Speaker 2: they didn't fly together for in the same city.
Speaker 1: She didn't know what time she could leave word and
Speaker 1: this is suddenly his fault. And this is what I mean.
Speaker 2: The expectations of how much someone should be doing for you,
Speaker 2: to me, needs to be put in check. This is
Speaker 2: why niggas are fucking all over the place with women
Speaker 2: and not settling down because they're just too much fucking
Speaker 2: gratification with girls going crazy to do everything for them.
Speaker 2: But this shit, to me is super ridiculous because it's
Speaker 2: the idea that you are owed everything. That's not a
Speaker 2: real dating experience unless you want to be dating multi millionaires.
Speaker 2: If you want to be a taken woman, this is normal.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but unless my homegirls were dating someone super wealthy,
Speaker 2: going on trips is a moderate thing. You're having a
Speaker 2: luxurious experience at one of the best fucking hotels in
Speaker 2: the Turk, You're flying first class home. He is the
Speaker 2: driver picking you up and was considerate enough to sit
Speaker 2: in the airport, And you can't.
Speaker 1: Understand it's because she don't like them that much. I'm
Speaker 1: sticking with that she'd go no.
Speaker 2: The truck disappointed that she got upset over and said
Speaker 2: she wouldn't come.
Speaker 1: He was like, yo, and even worse, what if that
Speaker 1: was a test? What if that nigga did that shit
Speaker 1: on purpose? The worst type of niggas. That's they both
Speaker 1: Maybe doing that shit is test. Let me see she
Speaker 1: I'll spend at three eighty to get himself here. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't think that was a test. But because for
Speaker 1: him to say, regardless him not buying her flight but
Speaker 1: buying one way make it make sense like he was
Speaker 1: testing her. At the end of the day, I'm glad
Speaker 1: they could both go out into the wilderness and find
Speaker 1: other people. But basically this is how he ended.
Speaker 2: So he said, uh, oh shit, I didn't realize you
Speaker 2: didn't have it. You told me you were going to
Speaker 2: keep me posted. She was like, yeah, you knew I
Speaker 2: was in Arizona or whatever. So I guess they got
Speaker 2: into this little thing. He calls her on the phone.
Speaker 2: He's like, I don't want to get shit fucked up
Speaker 2: over texts, like what's going on? And she said, yeah, like,
Speaker 2: I'm not leaving New York unless you get my flight.
Speaker 2: You never got my flight for this trip. He said,
Speaker 2: you're not leaving New York?
Speaker 1: Are you dead? Ass? He's like, you know how hard
Speaker 1: I'm working on this.
Speaker 2: You wanted to go to this restaurant, I had to
Speaker 2: book this blog, got our boat, Like, are you fucking
Speaker 2: kidding me? He was like, that's insane to me because
Speaker 2: I thought we were really enjoying each other. And she
Speaker 2: was like, I'm not going to enjoy for my light
Speaker 2: and he said, okay, cool, I guess we ain't enjoying
Speaker 2: the trip and cancel everything that brought.
Speaker 1: Enough I had someone else as a backup. He probably
Speaker 1: still went still kept the whole thing and said, oh,
Speaker 1: this bitch want to do that. Don't worry mine. You
Speaker 1: canceled her flight, which sucks because it's under her name.
Speaker 1: She gonna keep the credits. He flew another bitch out proby,
Speaker 1: you are in same that's what happened. I don't think
Speaker 1: I wouldn't blame him for bringing someone else who's wrong,
Speaker 1: who's right? We know you are, buddy, but my little
Speaker 1: you agree. Yeah, Nah, see we can't be talking to
Speaker 1: talk to add and girl right here in front of
Speaker 1: your face. Oh yeah, this sound like girls. She didn't
Speaker 1: like him. And that's the thing too, Like fellas, I
Speaker 1: need you to pick up on clues when the bent
Speaker 1: really like you and when she don't. It's that simple.
Speaker 1: If a woman isn't willing to spend three hundred dollars
Speaker 1: to come and see you, she doesn't really like it.
Speaker 2: But that's principal ship that they both stood on, right,
Speaker 2: because of course she has the money, right she of.
Speaker 1: Course she could spend it. She's like, I want a
Speaker 1: man that does this because she's had men that do that,
Speaker 1: and I don't think that's prostitution shit. I gotta be
Speaker 1: honest though, right Like we have all had been JOm Rich.
Speaker 1: Now you're gonna book this place. We've all had niggas
Speaker 1: do certain shit. Where are they at? What happened to them?
Speaker 1: Oh they're still around? Three boyfriends? Many say anything you want.
Speaker 2: I've had niggas do a lot of things for me
Speaker 2: in my life, and if I toss them to the side,
Speaker 2: or if they aren't of significance, they weren't worth it
Speaker 2: for me. So a lot of the niggas that have
Speaker 2: done shit like that don't necessarily hold a lot of
Speaker 2: value for me right in other areas.
Speaker 1: But Honey, for her, that matters. For whatever it means,
Speaker 1: that matters. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: We cannot say that that matters that much, money matters
Speaker 2: that much and then cry at night about how lonely
Speaker 2: we are.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you now in twenty twenty six, what I
Speaker 1: notice is I ain't telling y'all bitches nothing. Deal with
Speaker 1: your baby, daddy, Deal with the man that you want
Speaker 1: to suck it, fuck, deal with do what works for you, daddy.
Speaker 1: If you like it, I love it. You know it's
Speaker 1: cn you. All the little sayings. I don't know what
Speaker 1: all the little sayings is, but all the sayings about
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. You're not gonna hear me
Speaker 1: give you advice. I don't give a fuck about the
Speaker 1: nigga you suck it and fucking and lay with who
Speaker 1: you like. Why g every But let's be very clear,
Speaker 1: you bitches are dumb. You bitches are dumb. You bitches
Speaker 1: are dumb as long as we are human beings. By
Speaker 1: the way, I just read this thing, this little article.
Speaker 1: By the way, I just take a shure. I think
Speaker 1: it's hit me now. I'm sure I figured but I
Speaker 1: just read this article y'all about how much science. But
Speaker 1: it was a science article, and the science article said
Speaker 1: there are so much that scientists are trying to figure out,
Speaker 1: and the differences between genders, and now you know there's
Speaker 1: all these other genders too, so we we fucked. Okay,
Speaker 1: they don't know. Men and women apparently are leaps and
Speaker 1: bounds so different that scientists are literally still trying to
Speaker 1: figure out why then they're so different. So as long
Speaker 1: as y'all want to be in heterosexual relationships, bitch, and
Speaker 1: scientists don't get you. I ain't gonna get you. Read
Speaker 1: an article that scientists.
Speaker 2: I write an article I thought she was about to say,
Speaker 2: so ship where scientists are trying to figure.
Speaker 1: Out No, it's how they just wait there. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: don't get me crying, because then they don't. It's not
Speaker 1: gonna stop crying. Damn. I didn't think that true would
Speaker 1: hit me that best. Okay, So anyways, y'all, uh the
Speaker 1: prostitute conversation to biracialness. So over the last three months,
Speaker 1: there has been a lot happening in my family a
Speaker 1: whole lot actually, where my mom then went to therapy
Speaker 1: and all the things, and so, yes, as y'all know,
Speaker 1: I'm the biracial with a white mom, and it was
Speaker 1: just really interesting what happened. So my sister decided to
Speaker 1: get on ancestry dot com. Mind you a parent, and
Speaker 1: I left at my mama apparently because she wanted to
Speaker 1: make sure she was Haitian. Bitch, I know your daddy deported,
Speaker 1: but why the fuck you had to go to ancestry
Speaker 1: dot com, like you know who your daddy is? Could like?
Speaker 1: I thought she knew who her daddy was. I get that,
Speaker 1: I did asparially. That's why I was like, dang, now
Speaker 1: she ain't believe it. He Haitian is something else, you'll know.
Speaker 1: So she wanted to know her all of her lineage, right,
Speaker 1: So my sister gets her ancestry dot Com. Apparently because
Speaker 1: she did ancestry dot Com, there was if you get it,
Speaker 1: you get pinged when other people do it. So bitch,
Speaker 1: other people connected to you. Bitch other people yeah, connected
Speaker 1: to my sister, so bitch. My mama got a whole
Speaker 1: message talking about uh. So we just got an alert
Speaker 1: that you're our sister, bitch. So my mom got hit
Speaker 1: up on the internet and was like, hey, we just
Speaker 1: got alerted that we have a sister based on this
Speaker 1: ancestry test. You're my sister, bitch. Huh hold on you ready?
Speaker 1: So my mom immediately goes into a mind you. She's
Speaker 1: talking to me, and I have to hear how much
Speaker 1: my mamma think my grandmama a hold down because her
Speaker 1: daddy ain't her daddy. Is your grandma's still life? Yes? Girl?
Speaker 1: So I'm sitting here, yep, my motherfucking mama just wanted
Speaker 1: a nigga with money. She lied about who my daddy was,
Speaker 1: and mind you, I'm having to deal with this and
Speaker 1: I'm like, Mom, calm down, like, you know, it's just
Speaker 1: her dad, like whatever, like because maybe, well she didn't
Speaker 1: even like her biological dad, that's good, But did she
Speaker 1: found out, well, the dad that she thought was her
Speaker 1: biological dad, right, she like that she didn't like. She
Speaker 1: didn't like the first one. He the one if y'all
Speaker 1: read the book, he was racist. It's part of the
Speaker 1: reason why I don't really talk to any of my
Speaker 1: white family period, because you know, they had issues with
Speaker 1: us being black. So Anyways, she gets this notification and
Speaker 1: she's like going through it because she's like, my mom
Speaker 1: lied to me this whole time. What did your grandma say?
Speaker 1: She was, ah, wait, did you grandma? Like I? So
Speaker 1: we damn. Then it also came out that my mom's
Speaker 1: brother that daddy ate his daddy either, so oh bitch,
Speaker 1: So now I hope no. It was like so much drama.
Speaker 1: But apparently like my grandmama went after my like the
Speaker 1: being she married for money, and it was like again,
Speaker 1: we wasn't able to have beggar council until nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 1: You know, crazy about this, but it's bloodline for us. Listen, No,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. Apparently my grandmama was out of here girl,
Speaker 1: and so he was a military guy, so they must
Speaker 1: have sucked on a base somewhere, you know, he was
Speaker 1: drinking or whatever. Anyways, my mom now has two sisters.
Speaker 1: They are Mexican and white in San Diego. So that's
Speaker 1: a whole other thing because they're biracial, which I don't
Speaker 1: consider them. Wait as her dad Mexican or no, their
Speaker 1: mom was Mexican, he's white. My mom was so mad
Speaker 1: she wouldn't got ancestry dot com to make sure it
Speaker 1: was proven, and like, my mom can what does come
Speaker 1: from the swaps? Yeah? Yeah, I guess, I guess inside Okay,
Speaker 1: Dan know why I'm confused. I thought ancestry dot Com
Speaker 1: was when they do the family tree. Well they but
Speaker 1: you got to send it in and they do do
Speaker 1: that also they do like you're like where you're from,
Speaker 1: and so uh yeah, my mama was real mad. She
Speaker 1: was like, can you believe there's like no black in me?
Speaker 1: I'm real white. I was like, dub it. It's like,
Speaker 1: my mama, what it like a little bit of not cher.
Speaker 1: She was like not even once. She's like, not even
Speaker 1: one percent. I said, no ship. She was like, I'm
Speaker 1: actually German. Okay, bitch, calm down. Anyways, So the worst
Speaker 1: kind no ship, the worst type of life, bitch. So anyways,
Speaker 1: so she's going through this thing and she's getting to
Speaker 1: know her sisters and she's like, y'all could have had
Speaker 1: a family because they they're mixed over there. No one
Speaker 1: is black over there, by the way, Mexican Mexican. Would
Speaker 1: they live in California? Of course there's Mexicans, like they're
Speaker 1: right there. Like if you would have had family that
Speaker 1: wasn't all the way Mexican would help. So gets a
Speaker 1: little deeper. They had the conversation that politics could not
Speaker 1: be brought up, and someone daring Christmas got a Trump coin,
Speaker 1: so just gonna say, there's a Trump coin. So they
Speaker 1: were politics couldn't be brought up. So hold on, by
Speaker 1: the way, by the way, hold on, you tell me,
Speaker 1: y'all do you want you want to know the crazier
Speaker 1: part about it? And she said, I, y'allness, but whatever,
Speaker 1: I already said, I don't want to meet them, so
Speaker 1: we'll talk about that too. So anyways, so while they're cooking,
Speaker 1: they go to get some tortilla's and they said, they
Speaker 1: go to get some, but they get them from this lady.
Speaker 1: So mind you. The man that said it is a
Speaker 1: Trumper and was like, but they don't make this woman
Speaker 1: makes them so good, and I'm like, you can't get
Speaker 1: her out of here. But that's what I'm saying. I said,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't even be getting tortilla's from a bitch that
Speaker 1: cake like because ice and all that shit. Because you
Speaker 1: voted for Trump, you shouldn't even be able to have
Speaker 1: any sort of fucking ethnic food. Bitch, each your ship
Speaker 1: with no seasoning. So I was a little annoyed that,
Speaker 1: like he talked about how good this woman makes her tortilla's,
Speaker 1: But like I was just mad. I'm like these damn trumpers,
Speaker 1: bro the older white lady that was saying, yes, you
Speaker 1: should go to fucking the buffet, go to go to
Speaker 1: Golden krrast don't go to a Mexican restaurant. AnyWho. So
Speaker 1: me and my mom have had these three months of
Speaker 1: talking because she's known for three months. You just saw
Speaker 1: them for christ. She she found this out in September. Bitch,
Speaker 1: while I was at he I got a call and
Speaker 1: she's like, Mike, bitch, drunk bit ch'all mean he do?
Speaker 1: When I get this call, she's like, my I just
Speaker 1: found out by daddy, not by daddy. Sad, my lad.
Speaker 1: I said, you fifty five, what does it matter? Like
Speaker 1: I literally I didn't think it was gonna be a
Speaker 1: big deal. And she was like, I never thought I
Speaker 1: beloved that. This is why I literally just like mom. Okay.
Speaker 1: So anyways, we get to talking and I decide, at
Speaker 1: thirty five, I don't care to meet a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of fifty year old white people like and introduce them
Speaker 1: into my life, and so like we've had to have
Speaker 1: the conversation because in her mind, she feels like we
Speaker 1: could have had a bigger family, We could have had
Speaker 1: family Like. It was really interesting because on New Year's
Speaker 1: she even sat next to me and was like, I
Speaker 1: always felt like I didn't even have anything to bring
Speaker 1: to the table because I didn't come from a big family.
Speaker 1: And I was like, that made you feel less than
Speaker 1: a partner. And so it was interesting hearing her say this.
Speaker 1: And it's been interesting with her dealing with her therapists
Speaker 1: and me dealing with mine and having to talk it
Speaker 1: out because I'm literally like I don't need that family,
Speaker 1: Like I've built so much of my own community with
Speaker 1: my friends. And if y'all know my background story, like
Speaker 1: my Jamaica side of the family real ghetto, like and
Speaker 1: clearly my sister's dad is deported, my uncle is deported
Speaker 1: because he was raping my cousin and it's just a
Speaker 1: it's ghetto shit. Oh it's ghetto, Oh very ghetto. Oh
Speaker 1: I know, it's it's dark. And so in her mind
Speaker 1: she's like, now you have family letting it out. Wow, No,
Speaker 1: but this is this is like, this is what the
Speaker 1: last three months had been like with family, but also
Speaker 1: in terms of identity, really like sitting with the fact
Speaker 1: that I don't need to know the white people in
Speaker 1: my life, like we had never really been accepted, and
Speaker 1: now to also find out they're Trumpers, I already know
Speaker 1: what we got to talk about. I'm not gonna hold you.
Speaker 2: If they were Trumpers, I wouldn't have met them either,
Speaker 2: But if they were regular whites, I'd have been okay.
Speaker 2: And I say that because the way of white people
Speaker 2: not being Trumpers is almost more important than white people
Speaker 2: ever were to me, because I realized, like they're not
Speaker 2: completely like even since Mom Donnie's been in office, which
Speaker 2: is not if you or been elected, seeing how many
Speaker 2: white people are rallying for a Muslim guy to do
Speaker 2: something that's different for a democratic socialist, like that's literally
Speaker 2: nothing in your favor unless you're a broke white person.
Speaker 1: I said no before I knew they were Trumpers, because
Speaker 1: I just don't care. I just wanted to supprime Mom.
Speaker 1: I support her. I talked to her on the phone.
Speaker 1: I let a cry, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: that's the way I chose to show up and support her,
Speaker 1: like like literally by the way, and I sent it
Speaker 1: to to weezy uh because I knew I was gonna
Speaker 1: make sure to share this literally and I thought it
Speaker 1: was the cutest thing. So when my mom uh went uh,
Speaker 1: there was a sign on their house that said Tammy
Speaker 1: and Alex because my other sister did choose to go
Speaker 1: on the trip. Welcome to the Chaos Circus family, Thanks
Speaker 1: Alex and ancestry dot com. It was given like the
Speaker 1: nineties show of you know, like literally, you know, I
Speaker 1: think that was nice. It was very nice, and I
Speaker 1: said it was very nice. So then we went how
Speaker 1: I showed my mom I supported her. She she sent
Speaker 1: me a picture of her and her sisters and I
Speaker 1: went on chat ChiPT and did the caricature of the
Speaker 1: together more water. Well, she didn't know we get so
Speaker 1: we were a sea world and you know, like you
Speaker 1: gotta sit and they make the big heads and they
Speaker 1: and I was like, mom, chet chip does this in
Speaker 1: like one minute. So I showed her that chet chivt
Speaker 1: does it really quickly went to oh no, sorry, and
Speaker 1: so I took her picture where her sisters and she
Speaker 1: like fishing, so I put them fishing. So they on
Speaker 1: a boat with the ship in the background. Are these
Speaker 1: the Mexican sisters? Half? Yes, I need to see the
Speaker 1: watch Trumps the Mexicans they married Trumpers. That's a lot
Speaker 1: more common than we all think. I'm not gonna hold you.
Speaker 1: You want to you want to see the thing I made?
Speaker 1: Fucking insane? No, it's very common, very common, bitch. We
Speaker 1: have a we have a fucking president that's literally trying
Speaker 1: to kick immigrants out of the country while being married
Speaker 1: to a whole fucking immigrant. Make it makes sense.
Speaker 2: He's crazy, mane So, bitch, did you see the fucking
Speaker 2: Milenia movie.
Speaker 1: That's coming out? Okay? I go to the movies like
Speaker 1: once a week, and I love the previews. Milania got
Speaker 1: a movie coming out, and I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 1: I don't want to support them, but that shit looked
Speaker 1: good because I just want to see the tea. I
Speaker 1: just want to see a documentary. Yeah, like how fucked up?
Speaker 1: She has camera? But look they don't. That looks super
Speaker 1: white girl at the top. There's beers and the soft
Speaker 1: thing for the beers. Did you ask for the eagle
Speaker 1: on the top? No? Well I made this one too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that bowl she looks like Rosie o'donald yeah, is it
Speaker 1: Rosil o' donald kind of latina she has? She's a racist? Okay,
Speaker 1: what's something about the look? You know what? No, Rosie
Speaker 1: o'donnald is of Irish, Irish American ugly? You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Rose Donald's ugly. By the way, this was
Speaker 1: just the character. Sure, this wasn't the real because mind you,
Speaker 1: I said, make them look goofy. Donald's part of the
Speaker 1: product was to make them look goofy. I think confused
Speaker 1: with Roseanne's looking one. So wait, Rosanne racist one? Rosie
Speaker 1: is the lesbian? Yes, Rosie o donald is. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie. I was you was thinking rose They do
Speaker 1: kind of look like is it Roseanne?
Speaker 2: But I just want to say I do think you know,
Speaker 2: when you're born unfortunate looking, it's easy to be a
Speaker 2: Trumper because you get a little bit.
Speaker 1: I would try to know, but now I feel you
Speaker 1: make it be stick of for a family. I ain't
Speaker 1: even want to meet you talking about that. I'm talking
Speaker 1: about Trump, okay, because I was like it was a
Speaker 1: cartoon bit.
Speaker 2: No, I'm talking about Trump people. A lot of them
Speaker 2: are unfortunate looking. They're not that hot if you think
Speaker 2: about it, and so I just think it's easy.
Speaker 1: It's like cops.
Speaker 2: They like the superiority, like the power dynamic. Okay, so
Speaker 2: if you know you're like an ugo in real life,
Speaker 2: at least you could like do something else. Those people,
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, it's all connected. Hot people don't have
Speaker 2: that much time to be a hater.
Speaker 1: Cindy Sweeney, Oh oute, she's absolutely a trumper. See them.
Speaker 1: But you know what I saw the Housemaid. She wasn't
Speaker 1: that hot in the Housemaid, so she looked regular. It's
Speaker 1: just the tits. If she didn't have the tits, would
Speaker 1: she be her no valid valid? Okay, well let's get
Speaker 1: into y'all. But there's that outline here. I promise we
Speaker 1: took a little bit. It's okay, girl, we doing good
Speaker 1: all time we got. We gotta least another fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: We started late because you remember, remember we started laking. No,
Speaker 1: it was because we had an outing and they were hungry.
Speaker 1: Look at her. Blame y'all, everybody, bitch, how damn quickly
Speaker 1: listen when you get mad of me to help you
Speaker 1: guys off this year, because even though we're decisions decisions,
Speaker 1: we still want y'all to make horrible ones. I ended
Speaker 1: up finding this list. So every episode we're gonna bring
Speaker 1: 'all list and y'all want to know the name for
Speaker 1: the segment. I love what I did here. Tops and Bottoms. Fine,
Speaker 1: what I mean? So all right, So in Tops and
Speaker 1: Bottoms we are listing this is for y'all maybe your
Speaker 1: lonely friend too, the top ten cities to get laid.
Speaker 1: These are the cities to get laid in basically saying,
Speaker 1: if you go there and you don't get laid, bitch,
Speaker 1: it might be you. You might be one of them
Speaker 1: uglies that we see over here and talk about. Okay,
Speaker 1: So starting at number ten, huh, we have Berkeley, California.
Speaker 1: And do you know why because the city boasts a
Speaker 1: huge variety of bars and nightclubs. And I think that
Speaker 1: college too is over there, right, yes, Berkeley. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: so California is one of the top ten. This is
Speaker 1: one of California's top ten easiest cities to get laid.
Speaker 1: Number nine, bitch, we're taking it to Florida. Clearwater. Oh.
Speaker 1: I can see that Clearwater has a mix of urban
Speaker 1: and suburban vibe. Urban. Uh maybe they they don't mean
Speaker 1: urban like no, not urban like us. But you also
Speaker 1: have the beach, which means you could go have sex
Speaker 1: on the beach. Number eight. This isn't surprising. As we
Speaker 1: get down, you're gonna be like, yeah, but I don't
Speaker 1: fucked in this city. At this point, I think you
Speaker 1: don't funcked in the rest of these cities. Let's see,
Speaker 1: let's see how many we're not gonna go tokas were
Speaker 1: to name niggas. Number eight l A Los Angeles, California. Okay,
Speaker 1: you got late. Uh the city. The city is overflowing
Speaker 1: with singles who come here from all around America and
Speaker 1: the world to have fun and party. The city has
Speaker 1: a relaxed five and culturally diverse, and you can find
Speaker 1: women of Spanish, African, and European descent. Why they added
Speaker 1: that as crazy? By the way, as I'm scroll. As
Speaker 1: I'm scrolling, you don't fucked in these cities. Next one,
Speaker 1: Las Vegas, Nevada. I found dick in Vegas, but you
Speaker 1: brought dick to Vegas. They don't count. Yes, it does.
Speaker 1: You fucked in Vegas. Easy cities to get late, all right, Fine, Okay,
Speaker 1: so Las Vegas you already know that's the sins. It's
Speaker 1: they thought Vegas was gonna be one or two Sin
Speaker 1: City for a reason. Oh bitch, we're gonna keep it going.
Speaker 1: Bit you don't fuck in aught these cities. Number six
Speaker 1: New York. Today, New York City is arguably the most
Speaker 1: popular city in the US. Yes, and most foreigners that
Speaker 1: tore the US also check out the city. In addition,
Speaker 1: the pace of life makes it fast and because people
Speaker 1: you know come here, it says they do not have
Speaker 1: the time to be picky and they often look for
Speaker 1: immediate gratification for sexual needs. If you wanted to know,
Speaker 1: New York is the one. Number five Atlantai, Georgia. Bitch,
Speaker 1: you took a greyhound in Atlanta, but phone got fucked
Speaker 1: in Atlanta, so I know you don't start naming my niggas.
Speaker 1: It's a bigger with the fake ID. And you went
Speaker 1: up there with a girl that I ain't friends with
Speaker 1: no more. You was fucking in Atlanta. You fucked a
Speaker 1: nigga in you, but the nigga that used a skateboard
Speaker 1: you fucked hill in Atlanta. Don't. First of all, I
Speaker 1: just want you to know I was sixteen. By the way,
Speaker 1: the city's I'm clocking the puls work over here. Next
Speaker 1: city number four is Washington, d C. SO DC has
Speaker 1: nearly four bars per thousand residents. The city offers plenty
Speaker 1: of places for singles to meet each other, making it
Speaker 1: one of the easiest cities to get laid People are
Speaker 1: hot there too. Okay, now that I think about this,
Speaker 1: take me number one, you'll be shocked by number one, Austin, Texas.
Speaker 1: Number three Miami for yeah, very guilty, sorry, definitely, extremely
Speaker 1: absolutely could have walk down out. Miami is flooded with
Speaker 1: nightlife spots and beaches. The people of the city are friendly,
Speaker 1: which also makes it easiest spit strict conversation. I will
Speaker 1: say Miami is the city that I will say everybody
Speaker 1: there for a good time, not a long time. You
Speaker 1: gonna meet a nigga Friday, fall in love with him,
Speaker 1: and by Monday you forgot. You don't know what you got.
Speaker 1: How great Miami was. Miami was great. Miami is why
Speaker 1: I had to get out. I thought I was ready
Speaker 1: to mature and get rid of my whole life earlier
Speaker 1: than I really was, so I moved here, okay, and
Speaker 1: then it comes to find out it's only two cities down.
Speaker 1: Number two. The number two easiest city to get laid
Speaker 1: in is Chicago, Illinois. I never had text there. You
Speaker 1: never had sex there? Oh, bitch, I did. I liked
Speaker 1: me a little bit. I flew there actually for dick
Speaker 1: multiple times. Actually, I've had a lot of dick in
Speaker 1: Now I'm like, don't let me go. Not the line,
Speaker 1: But I really don't think so. Now, I wonder if
Speaker 1: this is because of the weather. It's so cold, so
Speaker 1: you really can't go do nothing. Befuck. But Chicago's one
Speaker 1: of the cities with the biggest whore hides. You never
Speaker 1: fucked anybody on tour in Chicago, and he was number one.
Speaker 1: Not even now, okay number one. Let me give you
Speaker 1: a hint. I think it's Texas. No, this is gonna
Speaker 1: shock you, but maybe not. You better not be Seattle
Speaker 1: or Portland close. So the easiest city Phoenix to get late,
Speaker 1: and it's because forty percent of their population is single. Boston, Massachusetts.
Speaker 1: What the fun? So Boston is the easiest US city
Speaker 1: to get laid in, and that's because nearly forty percent
Speaker 1: of the population of Boston is single, which is why
Speaker 1: it's easy to get laid It also doesn't hurt that
Speaker 1: the city is one of the largest markets for.
Speaker 2: Tender let's have a conversation about who's making these lists. Well,
Speaker 2: this is for Clearwater to be on list, for Berkeley, California,
Speaker 2: and for by the way.
Speaker 1: By the way, is that college? No? Are you ready?
Speaker 1: This list actually has twenty thought that would take us
Speaker 1: too long. Dallas is at twenty. You have Baltimore, Minneapolis, Jacksonville,
Speaker 1: San Francisco, Philly, New hamn of Connecticut, Houston, Cambridge, and Hartford. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you is also wise, this is twenty. People don't
Speaker 1: know how to get out there?
Speaker 2: What because you got to a city with nine million
Speaker 2: people in it and you telling me it's easier to
Speaker 2: fucking Boston.
Speaker 1: Because the people are single, which so even being in
Speaker 1: the South, right, you gotta realize too, And it's what
Speaker 1: I learned, goddamn that the little Mason Dixon line. Bitch,
Speaker 1: it's a different world down there. So when you're in
Speaker 1: the South, or you're in these places that are more
Speaker 1: conservative where a lot more people are married, or they
Speaker 1: have to hide their sexuality, which it's not as fluid
Speaker 1: as up here in what the trust this trust state, Right,
Speaker 1: That's why a like Connecticut was on there, That's why
Speaker 1: Boston on there. That's why all this. That's why we
Speaker 1: came here in our twenties, bigger hose. We were already hosed,
Speaker 1: but first but we were able to find our sights.
Speaker 1: Slow down, you know, let's go to the next to
Speaker 1: fight for myself. Okay, we're gonna make this fun because
Speaker 1: we did a lot of catching up. So the next
Speaker 1: thing that I want to bring up and we'll end
Speaker 1: with reactionary actually, but first we're gonna go to kinky
Speaker 1: court return. No, that's we listen and we judge. Oh,
Speaker 1: we're going to KICKI kor this time we're also taking
Speaker 1: it to church. Bitch, Are you ready for this one? No,
Speaker 1: it's a little crazy, but you do have cross hearings on.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's that type of church. We'll see.
Speaker 1: It's going to boing boying dot net and I don't
Speaker 1: understand you can you read it? It's the pastor and
Speaker 1: the fart that yes, can you read it? Can you
Speaker 1: read it for us so that we can discuss. So basically,
Speaker 1: Eden is going to read what took place? This isn't real,
Speaker 1: This is real business and this is real going boying
Speaker 1: dot net. No, that's not real. But he found another article.
Speaker 3: I did find another arcicle, limpo pastor farts on congregation
Speaker 3: to heal them of God's power. Self styled pastor Christ Penelope,
Speaker 3: who found a Sevenfold Holy Spirit Ministries, reportedly farts on
Speaker 3: his congregates as a healing process that cures all spiritual
Speaker 3: and physical problems. Now, wow, there's a literal photo. There's
Speaker 3: a photo of somebody's face. This is real so and
Speaker 3: it's in limpump vote.
Speaker 1: Now. I brought this up because y'all, this man is black.
Speaker 1: I can't in the image. He's sitting on a man's
Speaker 1: face now right now. Church is one of those things
Speaker 1: I'll be telling y'all about. And because y'all want to come,
Speaker 1: motherfucker TLC for Mary Crisby and her church calling it
Speaker 1: a cold This is what a cold activity look like
Speaker 1: to me to convince people like by the way, I
Speaker 1: want to hear him speak because he got to be
Speaker 1: he gotta be powerful. The same way y'all be buying
Speaker 1: these courses online from people that they never did nothing.
Speaker 1: They just want to take your money. That's what this
Speaker 1: man doing. He said, I'm so powerful to tell y'all
Speaker 1: so much what to do that if I fart on
Speaker 1: your face. The Lord will save you. It makes sure
Speaker 1: you was blissed baby. And the other thing that makes
Speaker 1: it even crazier, right, that's his king for sure. There
Speaker 1: was a documentary that came out with a pastor being
Speaker 1: nasty with the little girls, and one of the things
Speaker 1: he talked about, Aphelia is different.
Speaker 2: This is like a real kick, but no, like in
Speaker 2: the In the thing, he basically said that his semen
Speaker 2: was holy water.
Speaker 1: And so wait, wait wait wait, nobody saw this on Netflix.
Speaker 1: It was like no eight series. It was like six
Speaker 1: five or six years ago. I watched it.
Speaker 2: But basically he talked about his semen and how it
Speaker 2: was spiritual. I'm telling you it's there are so many
Speaker 2: pastors that take advantage of people saying that something in
Speaker 2: their body giving to them. It's like this thing of
Speaker 2: I'm the next prophet. That shit is hella fucking weird.
Speaker 1: And even though it's not pedophilia, the fart shit just
Speaker 1: saying something no from you, it ain't on somebody's face
Speaker 1: and far in in they face telling them that God
Speaker 1: was God, that God He's gonna come in and bless you,
Speaker 1: and you was gonna be That's what it was called
Speaker 1: The Keeper Healed healed through farts. That ship is so
Speaker 1: fucking tea. I ain't gonna hold you. But lallama, poom poom,
Speaker 1: where was the bro.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I've been watching the ninety Fiance and they
Speaker 2: got a Nigerian doctor over there who's like trying to
Speaker 2: let this guy know if this new like fat white lady,
Speaker 2: because that's all they do, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: When they come from Nigeria, they want the fat white girl.
Speaker 1: That's all they do. So basically, when I'm watching this
Speaker 1: whole thing, I was like.
Speaker 2: Damn sure this could be right. Voodoo is real, et cetera.
Speaker 2: But how many of them is faking it? And how
Speaker 2: far can you fake it?
Speaker 1: This to me? Is it? Let me let me ask
Speaker 1: both of you. This is only fans.
Speaker 3: Wait, he said, it's sort of with Master Jesus when
Speaker 3: he stepped on Peter, this demonstration of God's power. And
Speaker 3: just like God made Adam go into deep sleep, it's
Speaker 3: a similar thing. God did anything with the body of
Speaker 3: Adam while he was on the ground in deep sleep
Speaker 3: and he wasn't feeling anything.
Speaker 1: He used the Bible as an explanation for him. Far
Speaker 1: in all people faces, Yeah, it's important that the fart
Speaker 1: be near the person's nostrils so the healing power in
Speaker 1: quotes can enter the body and do its work. You know,
Speaker 1: it's crazy, they are. No, That's why I picted it
Speaker 1: because like talking like it's easy to ford white people
Speaker 1: that like enter this shit, but like he's black, and
Speaker 1: who the fuck gonna go up there and be like
Speaker 1: we gotta get it along poom boom, so I can
Speaker 1: get hurted on what is it again? I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: hold you all like a thigg it was. That's that's
Speaker 1: just crazy business. Okay, but that was when when I
Speaker 1: saw this. But when I saw this, I was like,
Speaker 1: my talk game ain't what it need to be because
Speaker 1: I kind of wish I could convince niggas that I could,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like this is a powerful man.
Speaker 1: I want to be actually okay, this is Oh, you
Speaker 1: can do this easy, be a little fake pastor, you
Speaker 1: can do this. I could be a fake pastor for sure.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I was.
Speaker 2: And I've got an unemployed life coach and all like,
Speaker 2: well they are the life coach, but I'm not working
Speaker 2: employed by coaching. No, no, no, bitch, she said, I'm
Speaker 2: unemployed right now, but I work as a life coach,
Speaker 2: and all I can think is, what the fuck could.
Speaker 1: You tell me? Bitch?
Speaker 2: Once you get your ship together, what you gonna tell me?
Speaker 2: And then when she told me about how many people
Speaker 2: she used to lead in these sessions, I'm like, but
Speaker 2: you don't really know shit. And that's what the fuck
Speaker 2: I'm talking about this time.
Speaker 1: I ain't even got a following. Bitch, Well you got
Speaker 1: a new skunk care. It gives I knew you said
Speaker 1: la pew oh man, you said skunk care.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she said, I'm going that's what she told me.
Speaker 2: But that's what I'm saying. People always got an eclectic
Speaker 2: look when it got something.
Speaker 1: Like oh, I'm not gonna lie reading that article, was like,
Speaker 1: or you don't think highlight enough of yourself? Like I
Speaker 1: was like, bro, I could if I could get that,
Speaker 1: like to get like to make them believe that if
Speaker 1: they just even enter my womb, they're gonna be like
Speaker 1: a different type of nigga, you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 1: I just want to be able to tell somebody that
Speaker 1: if I do this bullshit you like, farting is crazy.
Speaker 1: The idea that if I tell a nigga if I
Speaker 1: fart on you, you got to be blessed by God.
Speaker 1: Like I'm sure someone would believe that fall clearly. I
Speaker 1: mean that's a church though, Like that's the thing, Like
Speaker 1: this is the blind this is this is when you
Speaker 1: just need faith. But I don't know what look about
Speaker 1: what that is like Following cults is so fun for me.
Speaker 1: I do it on first. I don't want him to like,
Speaker 1: but this is cult. This is cult. But that's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. All you got to do is have a
Speaker 1: weird look going on, and you got it right now.
Speaker 2: You need to have a cult name the shit is
Speaker 2: that he But by the way, I'm saying weird look respectfully,
Speaker 2: by the.
Speaker 1: Way, I could actually probably get a whole congregation of niggas.
Speaker 1: Don't want to get pegged. He'd be in my DM.
Speaker 1: I can have them all show up, sit at the
Speaker 1: pew and bend them all. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: You know what you can call it so that you
Speaker 2: can make a bank account of shit. You gotta call
Speaker 2: it as us a syst. But it's really Pegasus, that's there.
Speaker 1: You go. Look, look why pegasus us usus as as
Speaker 1: peggan asses.
Speaker 2: Hey, all right, you know you gotta you gotta go
Speaker 2: fly under radar to call. And if we being honestly
Speaker 2: under the radar, we.
Speaker 1: Got the whrror hide nigga. That takes me to open, Like,
Speaker 1: are you horse, let's go, let's unite. Only we took
Speaker 1: our horse on tour around the country.
Speaker 2: The only difference between the colt and a religion is
Speaker 2: the amount of people you got, because if you have
Speaker 2: hundreds of thousands of people, suddenly it's a religion.
Speaker 1: So bitch, we are a religion. The whole hive is
Speaker 1: a religion. That's a good No, bitch, we need to
Speaker 1: file differently. We shouldn't be paying taxes. Oh, this is
Speaker 1: a church. We is. We is praising the gospel. Nobody's
Speaker 1: still an account, an unemployed account. Okay, last one. We
Speaker 1: are going to get into our reactionary. I did want
Speaker 1: to bring this up because this has been going viral
Speaker 1: over the last week or two and it's Claudia Jordan
Speaker 1: who sat on I think it was just the Shade
Speaker 1: Room podcast and she gave herself advice to her younger self.
Speaker 1: Now because this is the top of the year, Oh,
Speaker 1: I saw it. I wanted us to discuss this and
Speaker 1: talk to our tribe okay, And I would love to
Speaker 1: know if you agree with her or not as we're
Speaker 1: getting up there in age. So this is what she
Speaker 1: had to say.
Speaker 4: You know, you think that when you're ready to settle down,
Speaker 4: that there's always going to be a lot of supply
Speaker 4: on the shelves. And it's not like at this age
Speaker 4: a lot of the good guys are married or taken
Speaker 4: because they're good guys. And I was having a conversation
Speaker 4: with a girlfriend mind the other day, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 4: your best bet now is maybe so on that aod
Speaker 4: a good man that maybe is coming out of a marriage,
Speaker 4: getting a divorce. So, you know, I think in our youth,
Speaker 4: and I would like people to know this when they're younger,
Speaker 4: we think, oh, that's always going to be an endless supply.
Speaker 4: I can wait till tomorrow. Don't put off your happiness waiting.
Speaker 4: And I think I will say specifically with black women especially,
Speaker 4: I feel like we don't really have the luxury to
Speaker 4: think that we can kind of take time off like that,
Speaker 4: you know. And I specifically say black women because like
Speaker 4: we're usually the backbone of everything, you know, not even
Speaker 4: just with our families, but with our friend circles like,
Speaker 4: it's always something for us to do. We're always taking
Speaker 4: care of somebody else. I don't have children, but I'm
Speaker 4: always like feeding a friend or taking care of someone
Speaker 4: or helping somebody out doing a favor. And I think
Speaker 4: that's a cap that we put on ourselves.
Speaker 1: No one told us to do this to do with me,
Speaker 1: because that said the ship the prostitute. I just want
Speaker 1: to hear. It's so funny you brought that up because
Speaker 1: this was Yeah. I just I would love to know
Speaker 1: your thoughts on this sentiment.
Speaker 2: Okay, so the reason to me, what I sounded like
Speaker 2: earlier sounded a little bit like her. But I would
Speaker 2: never tell a woman to like lay back on her
Speaker 2: career for love. I think that's stupid, same, very very stupid.
Speaker 1: The only thing I can under stand is passing people
Speaker 1: by because you think there's more out there.
Speaker 2: Her answer is kind of different. So I've actually had
Speaker 2: this conversation with male friends more than women. A lot
Speaker 2: of my homeboys aren't settling down with women because they're
Speaker 2: kind of living a fast life, or they think there's
Speaker 2: more or better out there, even though they're super interested
Speaker 2: in somebody or falling in love, or think they've a
Speaker 2: great girl, they just want more and more and more.
Speaker 2: And I think because non monogamy is such a thing,
Speaker 2: a lot of men feel like they have options and
Speaker 2: they'll be fine. And I'm like, that sounds terrible because
Speaker 2: even if you want to come back to this girl,
Speaker 2: she knows how you treated her, and you'll always have
Speaker 2: this fucked up underlying relationship. So I think that when
Speaker 2: you do meet somebody great, you should go for it.
Speaker 2: But what she's talking about, in particular about the expense
Speaker 2: of your career, I can't relate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I didn't like this. I don't think that
Speaker 1: even the idea that as you get older, the supply
Speaker 1: lessons and there's not going to be as many options,
Speaker 1: And I just don't find that to be true.
Speaker 2: I mean, but dating is harder when you're older, that's true,
Speaker 2: she said, for it isn't fifties.
Speaker 1: Okay, it could be, but the idea that there's no
Speaker 1: supply is not true. My grandma well hoo ass apparently
Speaker 1: she got married in her fifties. So to me, like,
Speaker 1: and I mean, we're seeing now too, as long as
Speaker 1: it's legal. The idea of the age gap is widening,
Speaker 1: Like a lot of women are now willing to date
Speaker 1: younger I think for me, and are those younger guys
Speaker 1: willing to settle down a lot of them older? Yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of these younger men. And that's the thing.
Speaker 1: I know. We like the predatory thing, but a lot
Speaker 1: of these younger men love an older one. We can't
Speaker 1: get a nigga to commit thirty five to thirty five.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. The idea that then if it's
Speaker 1: twenty two and twenty three and twenty four, there are
Speaker 1: people starting families getting married at those ages. I don't
Speaker 1: understand why this idea of singledom when you get older,
Speaker 1: those same people that were willing to get married, that
Speaker 1: were purchasing homes, that were starting families, can't do it.
Speaker 1: It's just not true. Like I have right now, my
Speaker 1: little whyan that I sent you where his Instagram lot.
Speaker 1: I thought he was a rapper. He has his own
Speaker 1: business and it's great, but he like meeting him girl.
Speaker 1: He cooked for me. He owns a business, has one
Speaker 1: in Texas, has one in Jordan. You're not that much
Speaker 1: older than him. I have him by ten years, forties
Speaker 1: and twenties and a Wi Fi. But what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: is even my friend right now, if I'm dating guys
Speaker 1: in their thirties, they're not much more mature than the
Speaker 1: twenty five year old that I'm dating.
Speaker 2: So okay, we're having a different conversation. No, he's really
Speaker 2: talking about forties and fifties.
Speaker 1: That is what I'm saying is I do not like
Speaker 1: this idea that as a woman in her forties or fifties,
Speaker 1: there's slim pickings. There's not. There are men that are
Speaker 1: done with marriage or men that never got married. There
Speaker 1: are men that are younger that are interested in older women.
Speaker 1: Mind you, even to just label it as black women,
Speaker 1: we are now clearly we see what just happened with
Speaker 1: Venus and Serena Baby. Black women are now not sitting
Speaker 1: here hell bent on finding black love and they stepping
Speaker 1: theirs in Rangel that I think are maybe conflating one.
Speaker 1: Her advice about of like Kevin Samuels, her.
Speaker 2: Advice of like kind of slow going down in life
Speaker 2: and like grabbing someone while you can was bad advice.
Speaker 2: What she's saying about forties and fifties true, And I'm
Speaker 2: gonna tell you why. For one, it's not that it's
Speaker 2: slim pickings. More than it's the lifestyle we're living in
Speaker 2: forties in their fifties. Okay, it's easy to date in
Speaker 2: your twenties and thirties because you're out, you're doing more
Speaker 2: one someone in let's just say forty eight. You're not
Speaker 2: going out all the time solo to sit at the
Speaker 2: bar to look for someone. And even if you are,
Speaker 2: are you going to meet decent gentlemen that are your age?
Speaker 2: And if you are meeting younger guys, how many of
Speaker 2: those younger guys are looking for the things that you're
Speaker 2: looking for?
Speaker 1: That is that's that is different. A lot of look
Speaker 1: at us in our twenties and thirties. Look at the
Speaker 1: men that you that you're that you even dated. Where
Speaker 1: did you meet them? A lot of us in our
Speaker 1: twenties and thirties aren't meeting people at bars. We're meeting
Speaker 1: them through friends. We're meeting them at jobs, We're meeting
Speaker 1: them on trips, like the way that we even meet
Speaker 1: people dating apps. But that's what I'm saying, the activity
Speaker 1: that you know, but just forties and things. I just said.
Speaker 1: In your forties and fifties, you're going to work. You
Speaker 1: might meet someone at your job in your forties and fifties,
Speaker 1: you still have friends of family that can introduce you
Speaker 1: to someone else in your forties and fifties. You're swiping like.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is the way that even in our
Speaker 1: twenties and thirties we meet men or women is the
Speaker 1: same way that you can still meet them in your
Speaker 1: forties and fifties. What I'm saying is when you go
Speaker 1: to a bar, when you go to a club, you're
Speaker 1: not really running this in that really worth the damage
Speaker 1: even vote. I don't know how old your oldest friend is.
Speaker 1: They old. I'm the youngest of my friends and I'm
Speaker 1: thirty five. He sure, how old your oldest friend that's single, Well,
Speaker 1: my friend is my oldest is forty five and she
Speaker 1: got married. I was at the Thronot and her man's
Speaker 1: fifty five. Now the forty five age range right to me.
Speaker 2: You don't look old, but you feel like you're aging
Speaker 2: out of a certain process.
Speaker 1: And no, it's true home girl, bad to doctor bitch
Speaker 1: and they live in the best life. Ray for them, Mandy.
Speaker 1: But women that are forty five feel like they are
Speaker 1: too old. Thought. I'm telling you right now, Sis, go
Speaker 1: get you Awaiian, go get you something. They are out there.
Speaker 1: I look at.
Speaker 2: Claudia your what baddie successful and she's even talking like that.
Speaker 1: But that's but that's what I'm saying, and I think
Speaker 1: that that is a Kevin Samuel's way of thinking for
Speaker 1: me when I'm out like girl even in Atlanta, and baby,
Speaker 1: there's just met and you see, by the way, forties fifties,
Speaker 1: look at me along, look at j Low. Look at
Speaker 1: what women are looking like in their forties and fifties.
Speaker 1: They're not looking how long as Jy Low. Look at
Speaker 1: fucking Tracy Edmonds who was just out with doctor Brian,
Speaker 1: Doctor Briant was probably the youngest bitch in that group.
Speaker 1: And look at that group. Bye, yeah, what I mean,
Speaker 1: It's true. Bro, what I'm saying at the end of
Speaker 1: the day is with this platform and what I'm seeing, Bro,
Speaker 1: the niggas out here is a shiit. No, they're never
Speaker 1: gonna be but you're never gonna not have men to
Speaker 1: date there is because that's the easiest thing to get.
Speaker 1: Yankee Nigga. Never say nating being difficult and men to
Speaker 1: date are two different things. By the way, again, bro,
Speaker 1: nig can always get it. Think about you and your.
Speaker 2: Twenties, the volume of dating versus thirties. When you know more,
Speaker 2: you put up with less shit. You don't want to
Speaker 2: be around fuck niggas, You barely want to fucking be
Speaker 2: out in the clubs that you're like, this is trash.
Speaker 1: Shout out to your friend with sanders in her thirties.
Speaker 2: Imagine that, fucking imagine the shit ten to fifteen years
Speaker 2: from now that you're gonna have knowledge about and feel
Speaker 2: and you're not gonna want to put yourself in those predicaments.
Speaker 1: So dating will be no, dating will be harder. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's all, But it doesn't mean that the pickings are slim,
Speaker 1: is what I'm saying, and that's what she said. Agree,
Speaker 1: so that when you get to your forties and fifties,
Speaker 1: that the pickings are slim. You actually finally finding self
Speaker 1: love and having standards. That's what makes it hard, but
Speaker 1: not your age, Like, bitch, my friend having standards is
Speaker 1: so shout out to your friend with standers. Shout out
Speaker 1: to the ladies with sanders. Ladies, if you don't have
Speaker 1: to buy one way, don't because if you used to
Speaker 1: a nigga buying you round trip, bitch, stick to your
Speaker 1: round trip standard. If you met a dude you like,
Speaker 1: would you, Oh, Bitney, I'll fly him in if I
Speaker 1: met it. That's why I said, your friend don't like
Speaker 1: that nigga. She do like that nigga. She believes that
Speaker 1: this is how she's supposed to be dating. That's the problem.
Speaker 1: Heard you, sure, I hear you. I'm trying to find
Speaker 1: a way to like three and disagree like it's twenty
Speaker 1: twenty six. I said what I said, And your friends
Speaker 1: don't like that nigger, But you know what it gives
Speaker 1: to me, which is why I thought you would agree.
Speaker 1: This to me is very you have to do X
Speaker 1: y Z for me. This is very bill money to me. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hold you the way And will you
Speaker 1: come to to procestutes? No, when you come to my
Speaker 1: house now you're taking my trash out, and if you coming, don't.
Speaker 1: But this is what I'm saying. You're doing it because
Speaker 1: there's a monetary value. No, no, no, you and I
Speaker 1: have had conversations or bitches act like prostitutes, right, And
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is that is not acting like a prostitute.
Speaker 1: Because I want you to buy my full flight to
Speaker 1: a trip you invited me on like to me, I
Speaker 1: have standards of ways I want niggas to show up.
Speaker 1: Now we're gonna talk about it on the Patreon if
Speaker 1: you join me on Patreon, talk about how I got
Speaker 1: a new look cake with these niggas. But but to me,
Speaker 1: once you get to a place where you're like, this
Speaker 1: is what I want, this is what I deserve because
Speaker 1: this is how much I value myself and this is
Speaker 1: what I've gotten, there's nothing prosituting about telling the next
Speaker 1: nick good, you either do this or this ain't gonna
Speaker 1: work for me.
Speaker 2: Is value then attributed to having everything done and laid
Speaker 2: out for you?
Speaker 1: It's not everything done and laid out like to me,
Speaker 1: the fact that you weren't even said I picked the
Speaker 1: hotel like she the hotel? Are you serious right now?
Speaker 1: So so now that's girl telling we talk about how
Speaker 1: we don't want Now you bugg get right, it's something
Speaker 1: as women we complain what we have to pick where
Speaker 1: we go on dates.
Speaker 2: So the fact that she even had to help Wait, now,
Speaker 2: now this actually sounds crazy to me. If you've heard Mandy,
Speaker 2: if you tell a nigga, yo, is there a place
Speaker 2: you tell me a place you've never been? You want
Speaker 2: to go the Turks. Really, is there a place you
Speaker 2: want to stay? I want to stay here, and I
Speaker 2: do it for you. Now, I picked it and there
Speaker 2: was too much work.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell a nigga when I fought on his face,
Speaker 1: he goes, see Christ the Lord. That's why he didn't
Speaker 1: get you. The You don't want to pick your guest.
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, no, no, it won't much. I'll
Speaker 1: lead it to the Okay, you are narcissist, all right.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's really what it is, what the dating,
Speaker 1: but like that's my thing, Like, it's not dating, Like
Speaker 1: to me, you're either together you're not. Like, that's why
Speaker 1: I'm making these That's why I say I have boyfriends.
Speaker 1: Oh bro, we don't put titles on shit now, like
Speaker 1: because there's certain ways that you show up when you're
Speaker 1: in a relationship with somebody. And so for me, if
Speaker 1: you're this idea that we're dating, to me, if I'm
Speaker 1: just dating you as most women, I don't care where
Speaker 1: it's at. You're still courting me. You're paying for everything.
Speaker 1: That's how we date now. It just is, it is
Speaker 1: what it is. Okay, unless you want a date a
Speaker 1: broke in you want to pay for everything. When women date,
Speaker 1: men normally pay for everything until it starts getting serious,
Speaker 1: or until the woman starts being invested, and maybe she's
Speaker 1: just not to the point where she wants to invest
Speaker 1: in him. Clearly, their communication sucks. I wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: fucking fly myself out to an island with a nigga
Speaker 1: where communication is black, like we're missing each other on
Speaker 1: text messages. You don't hear from me for a couple
Speaker 1: of days or long enough to me, the communication ain't
Speaker 1: even there to where this is a nigga. I want
Speaker 1: to invest in three eight again. I gotta set your
Speaker 1: dick from the back, nah.
Speaker 2: I think think the largest issue in this whole thing
Speaker 2: is one. If you're gonna have a trip with somebody,
Speaker 2: it means sometimes for me going on trip with.
Speaker 1: Oh girl, I done turned down Hawaii Panama. Nigga wanted
Speaker 1: to take me to the snow, I said in the winter,
Speaker 1: I said, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 2: Hot coco and fuck no no. But that's what I'm
Speaker 2: saying right. I've been on trips with niggas I can't stand,
Speaker 2: don't care about whatever. With some people, a trip is
Speaker 2: a big fucking deal.
Speaker 1: And it's not for her. That's why she said nigga
Speaker 1: for three and I don't want this free trip.
Speaker 2: Because he's not the guy that she normally has been dating. Okay, well,
Speaker 2: I guess that's why she cried about a nigga now,
Speaker 2: and yes, she's literally upset. She's just like, this was
Speaker 2: so ridiculous, like he didn't want to talk it out,
Speaker 2: blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: No, bit, you're ridiculous, and that's why you're in the
Speaker 1: She is dumb. You a dumb. Everybody is dumb. You
Speaker 1: know how much.
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