WEBVTT - EP 454: Flights & Expectations 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:02.760 Welcome to Decisions Decisions. I don't think you should say 0:00:02.800 --> 0:00:06.040 decision decisions. It sounded like you was talking to this kursing. 0:00:06.440 --> 0:00:09.400 You definitely say to welcome, Welcome to the new podcast. 0:00:10.720 --> 0:00:14.240 You want to say together the decisions decisions Hot by 0:00:14.440 --> 0:00:18.680 doing you welcome everybody to another episode of This is 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:22.520 the All. This is the All. It's your girl. Mandy 0:00:22.600 --> 0:00:28.480 Lapel aka Mandy Baskets aka Mandy Vaughn aka Mandy Dirt. 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:32.800 I was ready, girl, Mandy Dirt is not Mandy Dirty one, 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:36.120 and I got dirt on you. Hose bitch, what pull 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:41.400 the card? Not you the whole I thought we talking 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:44.040 about two bitches and the YouTube comments you the hoes, 0:00:44.880 --> 0:00:45.360 even you. 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:50.519 Hi, everybody, my name is Weezy. Welcome back. This episode 0:00:50.600 --> 0:00:53.200 is special for two reasons. We're recording this Sunday, bitch. 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:56.280 We recorded this yesterday, so while y'all listen to it today, 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:59.040 we was in here yesterday. Baby, we ain't never done. 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:02.959 We have done it before. It feels like the breakfast club. 0:01:03.040 --> 0:01:04.240 I feel like in out. 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:07.000 I don't like why, Like I could give the weather 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:08.400 right now and it's gonna be the same weather from 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:12.480 when y'all hear this, yes, but anyway, we also have 0:01:12.600 --> 0:01:18.080 been talking a lot about inviting people to watch wait. 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:23.600 Yes to no y'all? Y'all really so, y'all we got 0:01:23.600 --> 0:01:27.280 it like sexually like a punt. Oh wait, you're making 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:29.640 them think we fucking I don't like that they are 0:01:29.800 --> 0:01:32.640 to join us. Actually five people are watching us now 0:01:33.480 --> 0:01:39.040 is it fun? Okay? Really too? Yeah? No, so we 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:41.959 have we do have an audience if you hear laughter. 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:44.520 Unfortunately I don't have a laugh sign, which I really 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:47.080 wanted because then y'all been left when when I'm funny, 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:50.640 but we have that audience watching it? Shut up? Oh 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:53.800 my god? Oh I don't like this now y'all could go? 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:57.920 Y'all can go? I can't wait a moment, like right, everybody? 0:01:58.080 --> 0:02:00.200 You know what I'd be like leaving the comments was 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:05.080 right finally, but yeah, basically, we just came from doing 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:09.160 breath work with our patrons, and Wesy and I are 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:11.640 in good spirits, so we were like, oh, ship, we 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:14.400 can people watch us this time, because we were talking 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:17.920 about even doing live streaming, but we don't really be 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:20.360 talking until the bike's turn all sometimes, and I was like, 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:22.360 I don't want them to see us be awkward. But y'all, 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:25.919 we haven't seen each other in three months. Show look 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:30.280 Eden and Wolf. Why do you want? Why do you 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:33.280 want to bring up negativity? I gotta start right. No, 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:36.200 the worst was Eddie, Eddie from for Bastake Loves to 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:36.640 bring it up. 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:39.160 Mandy and I were recording and Eddie was coming in 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:41.400 to record after and Mandy gets to the door. 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:46.880 She goes, I don't know. He was like, what the fuck? 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:51.519 But no, y'all, we have not seen each other in 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:54.239 three months, and believe it or not, Oh my god, y'all, 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:57.720 we've been agreeing on calls. We actually jumped down someone's 0:02:57.760 --> 0:03:01.160 throat yep, And I was like, actually, you not listening 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:03.600 to Wheezy and I agree with her? Have you have 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:06.079 you ever heard me say such a thing? Maybe be 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:10.799 like the sky is blue and I'd be like, you 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:13.320 know what, you could tell you ain't been here in 0:03:13.360 --> 0:03:15.120 a while because the way you just not wanted to 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:15.840 talk into this mine. 0:03:15.919 --> 0:03:20.160 No, I'm performing, Well, can you make it so that 0:03:20.280 --> 0:03:22.799 the screen I'm looking at myself and it's giving me anxiety? 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:26.320 Why it is you don't want to look at yourself? No, 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:28.200 let your little blind here look at you trying to 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:32.399 be like me for the twenty twenty six Okay, y'all. 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:36.400 So basically I kind of forced Wheezy to give me 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:38.840 a gift because I told her on Patreon, I got 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:40.920 you a gift. She said, shiit, bitch, I gotta get 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:43.600 you something. By the way, somebody in the comments was like, 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:45.720 why did you ask how much it is? That's so tacky. 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:49.080 Hold on, I'm gonna be honest here, nigga. When someone 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:51.400 gets you a gift, the first thing you think is like, damn, oh, 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:54.080 I'm not gonna lie how much. I'm googling it because 0:03:54.120 --> 0:03:57.760 you're rich. Hello, you're talking every time. Okay. 0:03:58.000 --> 0:03:59.760 I had a bitch give me a fucking incense and 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:01.600 I'm like what And then I saw it was seventy 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:04.160 eight dollars one dollar insant. 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:05.720 No, it was from like some high end company. But 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:06.920 right when she handed to me, she was like, you're 0:04:06.920 --> 0:04:08.120 gonna lie this. You're gonna love this. And then I 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:10.160 saw it and I'm like, this is ridiculous, but you 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:11.640 know you got to google it? Oh yeah, no, I 0:04:11.880 --> 0:04:14.200 google my Christmas gift. One of my boyfriends actually pissed 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:18.760 me off with the gift giving for Christmas so, y'all know, 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:20.920 I've been asking for titties for about a year now, 0:04:21.680 --> 0:04:23.400 and he had the nerve to tell me his thought process. 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:24.960 He doesn't like to get people what they asked for, 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:28.600 so he literally spent the amount of my titties and 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:31.680 gifts and said, just so you could see, I could 0:04:31.760 --> 0:04:34.120 give you the titties if I wanted to. And I 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:37.680 was like, excuse me, nigga, what were the gifts? Though? Uh? 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:40.840 Do chin Gabana robe, do chain Gabana boots dot Chinkabona belt. 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:42.600 But the boots was like two thousand dollars, girl, and 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:44.560 they don't fit these cabs. So I had to ask 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:46.960 for a gift for seat and I'm like, fuck, now 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:49.000 I gotta go shopping for boots that fit these cabs. 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:52.920 But he literally spent for almost four grand or a 0:04:52.960 --> 0:04:55.159 little over four grand. I don't give a fuck, nigga, 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:58.680 tense is twelve. Well, no, bitch'all was gonna take my 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:01.920 as a dr girl. You mean, actually get a little 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:03.600 light bulb at the same time, you know what I mean? 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:06.520 Don't get it all double yeah, he did that bullshit. 0:05:07.600 --> 0:05:10.760 But I was like, oh my god, me and Weezy 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:13.400 have been agreeing with each other. Let me show her. 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:18.560 I don't know the word gratefulness, gratitude, gratitude. There we 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:20.520 go and I was like, I'm gonna get her a 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:22.480 look give and you know you're the only person I 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:24.560 gotta know the niggas spent all the money. I got 0:05:24.640 --> 0:05:28.440 him a gift, but you get him cigars, but expensive ones? 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:32.520 Like what what? No, that's a good gift and it 0:05:32.640 --> 0:05:38.040 was expensive, more expensive getting that's a good gift cigars. 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:39.640 Where he was like, I tell everybody what I got 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:42.080 my boyfriend. Sure, no, I haven't seen you. Did I 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:42.840 bring it up? No? 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:46.880 Okay, So I got him a vintage I can believe 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:49.799 this is true. Nintendo sixty four is your vintage? 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:51.400 Oh wait, you did? You did? You did? 0:05:51.480 --> 0:05:53.640 He fucking opened that gift because he's not a gamer. 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:55.880 I was like, bruh, Like it was such a fucking. 0:05:55.720 --> 0:05:59.159 Cool turning your nigga into a gamer in twenty But. 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:01.960 Even the way looks on the counter like in front 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:04.280 of the TV is just fired because you're like, bro, 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:05.200 we tried to play it. 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:08.239 I'm gonna tell y'all right now, Yeah, she was difficult, 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:11.760 Like I don't know, it's up down a b no, no, no. 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:15.720 The way it looks now like we're doing h D 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:17.679 Ship like Niggas is coming out of the screen. 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:21.160 We got ai to go back to what land. I 0:06:21.279 --> 0:06:25.200 love a little two D game, Give me a baby. 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:28.159 I just went to the arcade. That's a little fun spot, bitch. 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:33.200 I was doing pet Man like the arcade. That's my 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:35.600 favorite kind of I like the little first date. I've 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:37.200 been doing ship like that, and now you're doing a 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:40.400 lot Wait wait, wait, you play this game air Hockey. 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:44.119 Wait you wrapped? You wrap the gift of course. Okay, 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:47.760 so you guys can talk about us in the comments. 0:06:48.160 --> 0:06:52.440 I'm neurodivergent, so you can decide what part of neurodivergence 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:58.520 I am based on our gift giving kind of like, 0:06:58.800 --> 0:06:59.440 I feel like. 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:01.960 People, as adults, we don't get to unwrap. I love 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:03.159 the feeling of unwrapping. 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:05.960 You know what's crazy. I looked at the fucking wrapping 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:09.120 paper with the scotch tape and got anxiety. I said, no, 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:12.000 I'm not mind you. They're boxes. They're in boxes. 0:07:12.040 --> 0:07:15.560 Well, your gift is actually wrapped by the store, okay, 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:17.280 but I just didn't want you to know where it's 0:07:17.280 --> 0:07:18.880 from because when you see the boxing, know where it's from. 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:23.240 So that ain't the card, you bitch, bitch, you know 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:29.640 what's crazy? What open the card first? No way, no way, 0:07:29.680 --> 0:07:34.400 no way. Oh I got about the choke. You know 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:36.960 why I got you what what I got you? Because 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:38.560 I knew you was gonna give you what I got you. 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:47.200 No way, but I added extra, I added extra. It 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:52.160 is the same. Okay, wait wait read the front of 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:57.080 the card. I never read the peace, love and jay 0:07:57.440 --> 0:08:01.880 Joy it's from the pack. It was like, damn, one 0:08:01.880 --> 0:08:05.920 of my niggas name is jar his car. Here's to 0:08:06.080 --> 0:08:09.120 a new start, Mandy with two eyes. Thank you and 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:12.280 hopefully more x misgifts. Damn not. You want more exposity 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:16.960 and hopefully more ex misgifts and great vibes as we 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:21.480 approach our tenth year, enjoy a luxurious new way to 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:26.040 feed your addiction. That the card actually says, if your 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:29.160 Christmas is filled with the true gifts of the season, love, 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:34.600 eat weezy. So yeah, I just came and memorized my vows. 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:39.440 But it literally was this like knowing that we're getting 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:43.679 into our tenth year, I think sitting with myself a 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:46.959 little bit more in therapy, but also like really taking 0:08:47.040 --> 0:08:49.720 the step away from you for so long and coming 0:08:49.840 --> 0:08:52.560 back and feeling like, damn, do I miss this, bitch, 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:56.440 But also like really being excited about what we've created. 0:08:56.679 --> 0:09:00.679 I was just like, Wow, I'm really happy with how 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:02.480 we've both been able to go out and do our 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:04.959 own things. But coming back to do this really like 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:07.520 made me happy. I I said, is it doing too 0:09:07.559 --> 0:09:09.240 much that I bought her a gift? No? I don't know. 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:12.440 I missed doing the pod too three months off. Okay, 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:17.360 I realized it. It gives you. But you know, it's funny. 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:19.840 One of my either my ex boyfriend or a close 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:22.240 friend of mine, said, you and Mandy are gonna stop 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:24.240 doing the podcast, and suddenly you want to see each other. 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:24.839 Years later. 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:26.680 You can be in your forties and be like, oh. 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:28.160 I'm in the same city, let's talk about She's like, 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:30.840 watch you hate each other today because it's too much 0:09:31.360 --> 0:09:32.320 decision making. 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:34.520 In our forties. Is still gonna have Patreon? Bitch? That 0:09:34.559 --> 0:09:38.640 said only five years, bitch, we at least still gonna 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:42.400 be doing a Patreon. I ain't going nowhere, y'all. Y'all 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:44.240 holes might get on the zoo, but it might just 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:46.360 be actual but if I said it's a feat, I 0:09:46.480 --> 0:09:49.240 know what the gift is. That's why I got you 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:51.800 your gift. What is it, y'all? Do y'all want to 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:55.120 know what this is? This is a lay live o 0:09:55.240 --> 0:10:01.440 candle girl. Oh no, you really about to be fun. 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:05.680 Damn it's a dog collar. Okay, she got damn colors. 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:10.679 The box bets her maid. Wow, we ain't go. I 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:13.920 ain't spend as much on you. The budget was budgeting. 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:18.120 You said it was cat dog like a cat collar. 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:20.120 I said to future, because I know you'll be doing. 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:22.880 So what are you addicted to? What am I hold on? 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:28.120 What am I addicted? Talk about? To feed your addiction? 0:10:28.679 --> 0:10:31.959 A luxuriousmay to feed my addiction? That ch'all just took 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:38.240 a shroom. I don't know. I like this, okay, yes, 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:43.520 this is an addiction. Coffee. Coffee I do have. Now 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:45.800 this is some rich people ship. Bitch. I know you 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:49.400 would never buy for yourself ever, but now you've bitch, 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:53.040 I'm definitely gonna google this ship. This is crazy. It 0:10:53.160 --> 0:10:58.679 was it was what I actually spent more on you. Okay, O. 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:01.760 I was gonna get your gift for seat if you 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:04.400 want to turn it into a racelest. Wow, this is 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:07.000 this is this is nice and I just this is 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:09.080 to go with my five hundred dollars coffee maker I got. 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:11.680 I know this is really nice. Like, man, that's an 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:15.199 expensive cub I ain't boy it by it. I just 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:17.400 looked it up, Okay, So in order to make it 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:20.600 wa a Alivo candle. You thought I got a candle, 0:11:20.920 --> 0:11:23.600 but I got two things because that's what you get everybody. 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:26.760 So I got that. Look, I got her the whole 0:11:26.960 --> 0:11:29.319 lot sent bitch. I just know you always say you 0:11:29.440 --> 0:11:34.520 give people someone No, I know That's why I said, 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:38.960 I listened and talk, So I said, I'm gonna give 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:41.079 her something that I know a she gonna like she 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:47.760 got a new house basil oh, and then I got 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:50.960 her favorite scent. This is like you listen. But also 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:53.600 I know that you say you give this. You give 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:57.160 people this every time because it means you care. But 0:11:57.240 --> 0:11:59.880 it ain't doing too much exactly. I know this is 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:03.880 what you get niggas. You're you're inrodging it. Wait hold on, 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:04.760 let me make you laugh. 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:12.160 Well, what did you get for Christmas? From WTFA wall? 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:14.599 You got woolf full a Lovo candle, But look it 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:17.160 says their name on it too. That's what they do. 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:22.000 Oh thank you. I know this from Landing. This isn't 0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:26.400 don't don't wait, bitch, because you know this is Bloomingdale's. 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:28.360 Do you know? I caught up, got caught up with 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:31.920 somebody about this fucking candle. Why thank you. By the way, 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:32.640 this is a great gift. 0:12:33.040 --> 0:12:36.400 So the lolavo candles will always tell you where it's 0:12:36.520 --> 0:12:40.679 made and the date it was made. So oh oh, 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:44.559 bayh told me one year he didn't answer the phone 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:48.560 because he was getting my gifts. Now the gift out 0:12:48.679 --> 0:12:52.480 us getting into te about the gift gives niggas. Now, 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:54.800 this was like Christmas Eve. He's like, I'm running around, 0:12:55.600 --> 0:12:56.760 I'll talk to you later. He can call me for 0:12:56.800 --> 0:12:58.000 eight hours. He was like, oh, it was so hard 0:12:58.000 --> 0:12:58.560 to get your gift. 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:01.040 Now. He ended up getting me this huge diffuser and 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:03.520 a five hundred I saw a five hundred dollars one. 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:05.679 That's why I was like, oh, got me that. So 0:13:05.840 --> 0:13:08.120 he got me all these little things. I look at 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:12.520 the date. It was a week before bitch, we real 0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:13.840 I'm like, oh my god, I love it so much. 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:18.000 Bed what the fuck you with that? Yes? Say fuck niggai. 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:20.439 I was going what he what was the lie he 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:22.760 came up with? Oh, I didn't want to tell you 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:27.920 because the sentence was rotten. But you know I was cheating, 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:33.240 so it didn't matter. That's crazy, that's crazy. Well, thank 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:35.480 you know this is nice, Thank you. I got a 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:39.199 little orange bike skull. Yes, okay, luxurious way to feed 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:42.680 my addiction. Yes, right, yes, and then this is your addiction. 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:44.600 Let's just do the same thing every year. I'll get 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:49.320 you another. Well, uh, now I can't get candles. Well 0:13:49.320 --> 0:13:51.680 they got different sense, I'm gonna get you and now 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:53.559 I'll get you a cocktail glass and I'll get you. 0:13:55.760 --> 0:14:01.679 I don't smoke an ash tray. No, I like you 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:06.319 give me like I give you what I give you 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:10.160 that a bit that you do give like, come over 0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:13.560 if you smoking? Not smoking with the okay, not anymore? 0:14:14.880 --> 0:14:17.920 Not anymore? Well, cigars not need to be asked. Well, 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:20.080 the old niggas got the cigars. You're not smoking a 0:14:20.080 --> 0:14:24.120 cigar at my house. You're not doing it, baby, yup? 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:30.160 And then uh the why is it be? It be tequila? 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:33.320 It just tequila and shrooms. 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:36.320 You know, I feel like women don't have the house 0:14:36.360 --> 0:14:39.120 set like you know how niggas set the house for women. 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:45.960 Who I don't know a nigga give it. You've giving 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:49.720 men way too much credit at the talk makeup wipes 0:14:49.760 --> 0:14:54.080 and ship you you girl, you deal with hose You don't. 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:57.320 Clearly you don't deal with the average man. Really not 0:14:57.960 --> 0:15:02.240 what what? What? What's the niggas you fucking with? My nigga, 0:15:02.240 --> 0:15:06.920 you have an essential oils be like there are there's 0:15:07.000 --> 0:15:11.320 a group of women in here shaking their head. Women. 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:13.320 Women set the scene. That's why men want to pull 0:15:13.440 --> 0:15:17.400 up on women all the time. Women have freaking sparkling 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:19.200 water and flat they. 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:22.280 Have tie and why we feel like my homegirls are 0:15:22.440 --> 0:15:24.400 not setting the scene for what niggas want. 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:30.200 Like I've just talk about why they all single? Then like, 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:32.480 well for shady way no one. 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:35.200 Conversation I recently have with my homegirl, she was just like, 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:37.880 I'm not drinking, so I don't even have alcohol hole 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:39.720 in my house. I like, if he wants to have this, 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:41.560 he can buy it, he can bring over his hand 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:43.560 and seat. And I'm like, bro, if you are hosting 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:45.840 somebody in your house, this is what the fuck I 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:50.560 got Scotch single malt liquor just bowa niggle. That's I got, Tennessee, 0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:54.040 just bowa niggle I got. I don't drink the brown. 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:56.560 Now I do drink the jamison. But guess what I 0:15:56.600 --> 0:15:59.520 got for me the pickle juice to go with the jamison. Baby, 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:01.960 I'm making siggas take picklebacks in my house. She's gonna 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:07.920 be doing it right out to her knees, by the way. 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:10.920 You know what else I would like to say, I 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:13.560 really don't know what it's like to be with niggas 0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:15.640 that ain't almost halfway metro. 0:16:15.840 --> 0:16:17.800 Like most niggas that I'm fucking with the last five 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:20.160 years of my life. They got nice products in their home, 0:16:20.520 --> 0:16:22.680 They have their like, they got their good shit going on. 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:25.680 I was in this like fake little ig argument with 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:27.880 a nigga who was like trying to talk to me 0:16:28.400 --> 0:16:29.560 when he saw me out. 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:32.000 And then went into the DMS again, and I know 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:33.240 who he is. He'd be out. 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:36.280 I'm like, yo, you hella disrespectful and I was like, 0:16:36.440 --> 0:16:39.120 you really lucky my nigga was in the bathroom when 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:40.280 you said that, because if he would have caught you 0:16:40.320 --> 0:16:41.720 sitting there, I was like, you probably got your ass 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:44.280 and he was like, oh you and that nigga that 0:16:44.360 --> 0:16:45.320 you bonnet to bonnet. 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:48.240 Let me tell you something, Fuck nigga, my man will 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:52.080 get up. We could be getting rabbitch dick swinging bonnet 0:16:52.240 --> 0:16:55.360 on protecting the house. That is okay, what the fuck 0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:57.240 is you talking about? Just because you know the bonnet 0:16:57.280 --> 0:17:01.600 is crazy? Body is crazy? Bonnet to bonnet while you 0:17:01.680 --> 0:17:04.320 hating Chris Brown when need us wearing dress and don't 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:07.600 fucking protect their ship? You ever seeing dress? The leaning 0:17:07.680 --> 0:17:10.880 off funky and dirty and nasty? No, no, I don't 0:17:10.920 --> 0:17:13.960 fuck with wicked niggas. I don't clean up. Oh y'all 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:16.600 done upgrade it from the wicks idea. 0:17:18.240 --> 0:17:20.919 I don't want no nigga who's head ding like bro, 0:17:21.160 --> 0:17:23.760 If your head is something, we gotta get the funk 0:17:23.840 --> 0:17:24.200 out of here. 0:17:24.880 --> 0:17:28.480 Stop it. Don't we are bonding to bonnet. Okay, what 0:17:28.600 --> 0:17:34.400 you be doing with your well, I'm gonna call smell 0:17:34.520 --> 0:17:38.600 them not you gonna smell his dress. This is so problematic. 0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:43.720 This is problematic. They're gonna get on this problematic girl. 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:49.439 Fuck clean your ship bitches too. The fuck how long 0:17:49.480 --> 0:17:52.560 you're gonna have them braidsen? Take them out? Wash up 0:17:54.119 --> 0:17:57.680 a protective style. Don't mean you don't wash it. Oh damn, 0:17:57.720 --> 0:18:00.280 what did he say to you? Out of just want 0:18:00.359 --> 0:18:03.400 y'all to know, I can't wash the twenty seven piece. 0:18:03.680 --> 0:18:07.119 So that's why if you ain't getting washed underneath, you can, 0:18:08.200 --> 0:18:11.800 like this bitch, by your business the past three weeks 0:18:11.960 --> 0:18:14.880 from this hot it says it last three weeks. Three 0:18:14.920 --> 0:18:17.600 weeks is the max, Honey, you hit twenty three days. 0:18:17.640 --> 0:18:19.680 It's a little bit, bitch. I'm gonna keep it in 0:18:19.760 --> 0:18:22.679 for twenty three days. Just becauldn't it lift, bitch? If 0:18:22.760 --> 0:18:26.680 it lifts up? Actually she braided. She added, so it's 0:18:26.720 --> 0:18:31.200 braided and not you gotta braidrain, I said, my hair braided, fitch. 0:18:31.640 --> 0:18:34.240 You know, I really do like the moment. I actually 0:18:34.280 --> 0:18:36.000 want to see how you play with other colors too. 0:18:36.320 --> 0:18:39.639 I was the colors scares me. Uh. My homeboy just 0:18:39.680 --> 0:18:41.720 sent me one. He was like, ooh in February, you 0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:44.880 should do red and pink. And I was like, oh, hold, 0:18:45.640 --> 0:18:48.280 I see it. Calm it down, you put your heart, 0:18:49.880 --> 0:18:58.119 Calm it down. But I guess we could start with 0:18:58.320 --> 0:19:01.040 a ketch up with what's going on in our life? 0:19:01.840 --> 0:19:04.000 Is there anything for you? Y'all have a very biracial 0:19:04.080 --> 0:19:08.480 story to share. What you don't have nothing? The only 0:19:08.680 --> 0:19:11.640 catch up I could think of holidays good I don't 0:19:11.800 --> 0:19:13.280 Oh oh. 0:19:13.400 --> 0:19:16.159 Trap is expanding. If you guys hate pilates, go ahead, 0:19:16.320 --> 0:19:21.040 come over. We now have yoga, Matt Skulp hit. Eventually 0:19:21.080 --> 0:19:23.120 we'll be doing bar dance. And I got a toork 0:19:23.160 --> 0:19:25.440 class coming to come on to work class. I will say, 0:19:26.040 --> 0:19:28.120 we've been having this conversation for so long. And it's 0:19:28.119 --> 0:19:30.760 funny because the girl I argued with it about she 0:19:30.960 --> 0:19:32.160 was like, oh, you can bring it up on the pot. 0:19:32.160 --> 0:19:33.440 I don't give a fuck because I know she won't 0:19:33.440 --> 0:19:36.240 agree with me, And I was like, what about what? Okay? 0:19:36.320 --> 0:19:38.359 So this is how bitches be sounding like prostitute? Oh 0:19:38.480 --> 0:19:42.520 oh my god. Okay, and this is where the clip 0:19:42.640 --> 0:19:44.560 is gonna be. Go ahead, how is not like? How 0:19:44.600 --> 0:19:45.960 do bitches not like prostitute? 0:19:46.320 --> 0:19:51.080 So, without being too specific, homegirl's been dating a dude 0:19:51.119 --> 0:19:52.000 maybe a month and a half. 0:19:52.359 --> 0:19:54.879 Okay, Okay, it's not an athlete. 0:19:54.560 --> 0:19:57.080 Or a super wealthy guy, but well to do Okay, 0:19:57.080 --> 0:20:01.200 I have money to take them to a nice hotel 0:20:01.240 --> 0:20:01.800 on an island. 0:20:02.160 --> 0:20:05.000 Okay, so he's paying for the hotel. 0:20:05.840 --> 0:20:07.600 The hotel is about seven hundred dolls a night, which 0:20:07.600 --> 0:20:10.359 I think is actually very very pricey, very pricey. And 0:20:10.560 --> 0:20:13.879 they are flying back to New York together. She is 0:20:14.000 --> 0:20:17.000 currently in another city because she was working in another city. 0:20:17.240 --> 0:20:18.919 Okay, she was going to meet him on this island. 0:20:20.760 --> 0:20:22.440 She hits me to say, it ain't one off the 0:20:22.480 --> 0:20:27.280 coast of Venezuela. Bitch. At this point, Turks the Gakos. 0:20:28.320 --> 0:20:31.680 I think that might be one of the ones. Bitch. No, no, girl, 0:20:32.119 --> 0:20:34.000 do you not keep up with the politics? No, I 0:20:34.040 --> 0:20:36.600 don't think the Turks is that close to Venezuela. No girl, 0:20:36.760 --> 0:20:40.160 it's Puerto Rico. It's it's it's the Caribbean. Bitch. 0:20:40.359 --> 0:20:42.359 Oh, well, they ain't going anyway because the trip stops, 0:20:42.400 --> 0:20:45.560 so here you go. So she was basically like, I 0:20:45.640 --> 0:20:47.040 was like, oh, you got your office ready to do that? 0:20:47.119 --> 0:20:48.119 She was like, girl, I don't even know if I'm 0:20:48.119 --> 0:20:48.720 going on Tuesday. 0:20:48.760 --> 0:20:50.600 I was like why. She was like, is this nigga 0:20:50.600 --> 0:20:52.840 didn't get my flight to the Turks. And I'm like, 0:20:54.000 --> 0:20:58.080 but he got your flight back with you. You're flying 0:20:58.119 --> 0:21:00.520 from somewhere else. He's not flying with you. I'm like, 0:21:00.640 --> 0:21:03.360 I get it, but like, who cares? He got that? Nice? 0:21:03.400 --> 0:21:06.159