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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Aaron

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Speaker 1: Rodgers's Achilles trendon for Aaron Rodgers, for New York Jets fans,

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Speaker 1: you hate to see you hate to see it happened.

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Speaker 1: You hate to see it.

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Speaker 2: But in the words of the great Joe nay Myth,

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Speaker 2: I could care less about the team struggling.

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Speaker 1: And in the words of O. J. Simpson, did you

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Speaker 1: see what his tweet? No, shout out to my friend

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Speaker 1: Chris who always keeps me up to.

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Speaker 2: Date to say, shout out to my say shout out

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Speaker 2: to my friends.

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Speaker 1: To my friend O. J. Simpson, who was on it

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Speaker 1: is what it is? I don't know what that is?

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Speaker 1: That a show and said nine to eleven is just

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Speaker 1: a bad day for New York. This is a new low.

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Speaker 1: Wow about Aaron Rodgers snapping his Achilles tendon on nine

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Speaker 1: that's the new love. Yeah, a new love. Okay, Anyways,

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Speaker 1: it's just an amazing sense of tact like he's Ojay

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Speaker 1: Simpson's next act is finally the final act of his career,

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Speaker 1: is like being the most tactless human being maybe that

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Speaker 2: I mean, I would say that he has about the

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Speaker 2: appropriate amount of tact from.

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Speaker 1: Like the appropriate level is like you go into hiding

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Speaker 1: in the woods.

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Speaker 2: Right, Oh yeah, well I guess it look with different styles,

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Speaker 2: different styles.

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Speaker 1: For different styles, for different openly guilty murderers. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it is what it is. All right. Let's tell the

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Speaker 1: people a couple of things that are trending, shall we.

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Speaker 1: Miles So in Mexico in front of Congress, a journalist

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Speaker 1: that word is being put in quotes by a lot

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Speaker 1: of people came through. You know that. There was a

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Speaker 1: lot of talk when the Pentagon whistleblowers came came in

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Speaker 1: front of the US Congress and was like, yeah, we

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Speaker 1: have a non human or non.

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Speaker 2: Non human bi biologics.

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Speaker 1: Uh. You know, people were like, we need extraordinary claims,

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Speaker 1: require extraordinary proof, And this motherfucker came through and was like, voila,

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Speaker 1: how how about that? We good here? Uh and unveiled

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Speaker 1: glass like wooden boxes with glass tops with a thousand

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Speaker 1: year old alien corpses in them, and was like there

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Speaker 1: you go.

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Speaker 2: Any questions are we good here?

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Speaker 1: I said, Unfortunately, we are not, because this particular quote

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Speaker 1: unquote journalist does have a history of pulling shit like

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Speaker 1: this that didn't turn out to be true. He's specifically

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Speaker 1: really a big fan of the alien mummy genre of discovery.

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Speaker 1: He's done this bit, but has previously been associated with

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Speaker 1: claims of quote alien discoveries that have later been debunked,

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Speaker 1: including five mummies found in Peru in twenty seventeen that

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Speaker 1: were later shown to be human children. Uh so, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's classy. It is funny that he keeps coming back

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Speaker 1: to the mummies. He's like, I get the feeling he

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Speaker 1: was like a big fan of mummies as a child,

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Speaker 1: like and is like this is oh, like you just

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Speaker 1: can't't quit the mummy shit, you know, yeah.

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Speaker 2: And everyone's like, please, honey, quit the mummy shit. I

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Speaker 2: don't know if I feel like I keep if I

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Speaker 2: keep hitting that button, eventually it's gonna.

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Speaker 1: Ummies are so cool, Like don't you think people are

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Speaker 1: going to be into them? There's also like he's making

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Speaker 1: claims about like DNA that was recovered from these alien

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Speaker 1: mummies fossils I think they're being called, which I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Can you pull DNA from fossils? I thought I thought

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Speaker 1: you needed to get like the mosquitoes that bit those

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Speaker 1: things a long time ago and then get preserved in amber.

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Speaker 1: According to Jurassic Park the only science book I've ever read.

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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I don't know any other way. It has

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Speaker 2: to be in Mosquito, but Mosquito.

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Speaker 1: Mosquito butt. It's got to be mosquito butt, and it's

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Speaker 1: got to be inside amber.

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Speaker 2: And it's got to be in Costa Rica or else

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Speaker 2: it's not.

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Speaker 1: And that uh that like, you can't even get usable

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Speaker 2: I don't know, we've learned you can't. You can't even

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Speaker 2: get usable DNA from a subway tunics.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so the bar is pretty fucking hot.

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Speaker 1: But it is wild. It's worth looking at the pictures

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Speaker 1: of this unveiling because very very dramatic stuff happening.

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Speaker 2: It is I forget. I think it was Sean O'Connor

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Speaker 2: on Twitter. It's just like screencap the alien goes this

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Speaker 1: By the way, Miles, you are in the you're in

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Speaker 1: the dark here to quote, uh literally no, yeah, character

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Speaker 1: from Scent of a Woman, thank you because you're your

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Speaker 1: powers out?

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Speaker 2: So I just yeah, my power went out? Yeah, really cool.

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Speaker 2: Ending to tomorrow's episode. Yeah, when I fucking literally get

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Speaker 2: vanished from the Earth with my power going out, we'll

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Speaker 2: see how long it lasts. But anyway, you have to

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Speaker 2: you have to fucking humiliate me, just.

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Speaker 1: Letting people know this guy doesn't even have power. You

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Speaker 1: believe it that you're trying to claim he's a podcast

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Speaker 1: or you don't even have power, getting you didn't even

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Speaker 1: have power I am talking about. I'm trying to testify

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Speaker 1: to what a professional you are. You neither rain I'm

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Speaker 1: using a hot nor sleet yeah or snow. Yeah, all right.

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Speaker 1: NASA is talking about them finding possible signs of actual

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Speaker 1: life on a distant planet. This is the more boring

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Speaker 1: version of you know what was what that journalist was

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Speaker 1: try what was going for down in Mexico.

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Speaker 2: Because you're like, what, it's a pictures of alien you

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Speaker 2: guys got pictures of fun you guys.

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Speaker 1: The James Webbin like super you were like enhance, enhanced, enhance,

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Speaker 1: and then there was an alien down there just like

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Speaker 1: handing you with a finger.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's a superboy, I think.

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Speaker 1: But it's so they found a planet a mirror one

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Speaker 1: hundred and twenty light years away. So they found a

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Speaker 1: planet that around the nineteen hundreds early nineteen hundreds, you know,

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Speaker 1: because that's how long it has taken the light from

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Speaker 1: that planet to reach our telescopes. That it contains rare

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Speaker 1: water like a This is the thing that I hadn't

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Speaker 1: heard outside of the context of this story. They keep

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Speaker 1: talking about a water ocean, which I get. I guess

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Speaker 1: mercury and other weird shit on other planets.

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Speaker 2: But oh, right, right right. I thought it was like redundant,

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Speaker 2: like a Philly you have water, which oh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, which is neither water. But yeah, this is this

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Speaker 1: ocean covered surface. It's got a wooteration covered surface. Let's go,

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Speaker 1: And that is what NASA said. They said, let's go.

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Speaker 1: They think it could how's life because it could absolutely

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Speaker 1: house life because it seemingly contains a dimethyl sulfide, which

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Speaker 1: The the dimethyl sulfide has yet to be confirmed, but

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Speaker 1: DMS vibes. The planet is giving DMS vibes, sir. The

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Speaker 1: planet is called K two eighteen B. I'm sure. I'm

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Speaker 1: And they're not too distant future.

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Speaker 2: Is it from New York? Is otherwise K two eighteen.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, but as Superducer, so Superducer Brian, our space expert

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Speaker 1: and our resident space alien curmudgeon. Whenever I say they

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Speaker 1: found life, he's like, Jack, send me the link, Jack,

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Speaker 1: you're going jacket. So this time he said, Okay, So

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Speaker 1: dimethyl sulfide is farts, and that is kind of what

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Speaker 1: for was to scam for farts. So we've got we've

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Speaker 1: got a confirmation on farts. Let's go to quote, yeah, hey,

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Speaker 1: to quote NASA con confirmation on farts. Let's go and

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Speaker 1: then like, go, not a watereration. We got a confirmation

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Speaker 1: on farts. Let's go. I'm having a mentee big.

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Speaker 2: You know, but you know what they say, you know,

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Speaker 2: like you can't have farts without butts, miles, So there's butts.

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Speaker 1: For the first thing I learned in intro to philosophy,

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Speaker 1: and it's why I major to thank you.

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Speaker 2: That teacher blew your mind.

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Speaker 1: Like those like those space yeeks were blowing out farts,

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Speaker 1: so algae farts. We might have algae farts ways away.

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Speaker 1: Like one of the things in the article was like,

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Speaker 1: chances are like it's just like there aren't is an

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Speaker 1: intelligent life there. It's like, how do you know that

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Speaker 1: it's not both we got algae, we got intelligent life.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if you it could be intelligent out and not.

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Speaker 1: Counting the clowns on Washington, you know those are intelligent LIFs.

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Speaker 1: He's back, folks. Let's take a quick break and we'll

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Speaker 1: come back, like the Drew Barrymore show. We'll be right back.

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Speaker 2: And we're back.

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Speaker 1: And just just when you thought Drew Barrymore couldn't create

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Speaker 1: any more terrible publicity with her show, you know so

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Speaker 1: she if you haven't been listening, she relaunched her show

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Speaker 1: without her striking writers. Now they are like getting very

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Speaker 1: guest stop oie guestoppish up in her show with audience members.

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Speaker 1: They threw two audience members out for wearing w GA

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Speaker 1: people who were picketing. They also claimed that they the

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Speaker 1: people who were thrown out were claimed that they were

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Speaker 1: verbally assaulted by the crew of the Drew Barrymore Show.

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Speaker 2: If true, what is that? What is that like, Hey,

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Speaker 2: you fucking loser, labor pinkle commy motherfuck like or are

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Speaker 2: they just like, hey, piece of shit, get out of here.

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Speaker 2: We don't like that, Drew don't like that.

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Speaker 1: I have noticed a trend in Hollywood where like, if

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Speaker 1: I've got to make up for that to protect them,

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Speaker 1: and you know, well, right, literal sharks. They just travel

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying that's true of Drew Barrymore. She might

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Speaker 1: but uh yeah. The show spokesperson later confirmed the story,

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Speaker 1: claiming it was due to heightened security concerns, and they

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Speaker 1: affected audience members to offer them new tickets. Cool, I'm

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Speaker 2: What is heightened security concerns? How does someone having a

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Speaker 2: concerns that these people were going to fucking stab her.

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Speaker 1: You don't know what they can do with that pen.

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Speaker 2: That's true, that's true. They could have a very special

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Speaker 2: set of skills.

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Speaker 1: Very particular set of skills. Uh. Yeah. The next day

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Speaker 1: with a un yeah, the next day there was a

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Speaker 1: button's confiscated. So you don't even have to like be

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Speaker 1: your person and they will take that.

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Speaker 2: This is fucking peak weirdo loser behavior. Drew Barrymore show, Like, seriously,

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Speaker 2: you I thought you were I thought you were taking

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Speaker 2: that makes me realize I'm on the completely wrong side

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Speaker 2: of this shit.

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Speaker 1: We don't want your to see any w GA pins

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Speaker 1: because she's gonna feel bad. Uh, So let's just keep

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Speaker 1: them out.

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Speaker 1: And she's a kid. Anyways, Let's see what else is trending, Miles.

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Speaker 1: I do love your idea. Spanish shadow of the ticket sites,

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but tourists. I mean, there's no better thing

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Speaker 2: Are you seeing the polls though, just like what you're saying,

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Speaker 2: We don't want to see him die on the Walmart floor.

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Speaker 1: Hey, political strategists are surprisingly bad at their jobs for

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Speaker 1: like that being their whole job. Like it can't tell

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you know, ignacious is like whatever, like

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Speaker 1: Many of them did, show, so many of them did.

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Speaker 1: Seems bad, seems like he's all Joe Scarborough was like

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Speaker 1: But y'all gotta get your ship together and figure out

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Speaker 2: and like they just can't fucking dare to look that

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Speaker 2: don't know, man, just fucking get the mummy out and

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's people love mummies. That's sweet. Said it once

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Speaker 1: Baby Aliens were mummies. I'm just saying, what if the

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Speaker 1: Finally, Apple, a couple of things trending in the world

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Speaker 1: of Apple. They announced iPhone fifteen yesterday, where the big

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Speaker 1: news is you're gonna have to change your charger again.

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Speaker 2: Real, it's it's it's a yeah, it's a green wash

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Speaker 1: Oh is that bad to get hot? When to charge

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Speaker 1: I guess skit Octavia Spencer Octavius plays Mother Nature and

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Speaker 1: Tim Cook is talking to Mother Nature like Mother Nature

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Speaker 2: They are they are sore?

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Speaker 1: Did what you asked us? Like? Mother Nature is like

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Speaker 2: That. Yeah, she's like she's dressed in all black and

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Speaker 2: He's it starts off where he's like, you don't I

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Speaker 2: There's like this really weird comedic schedule. Chris, She's coming,

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Speaker 2: She's coming there, like what, oh my god, and like

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Speaker 2: they're prepping the thing and Tim Cook's like rehearsing lines

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Speaker 2: Somebody, somebody pull the plug on that guy.

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Speaker 1: And then it opens with her like looking out a

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Speaker 1: Just a truly sane person's vision of nature and why

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Speaker 1: But the products are going to be carbon neutral and

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Speaker 2: They're like, no, no, no, no, no no, We're just

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Speaker 1: Anyways, thanks for the car carby Nuchos Apple. You guys

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Speaker 2: Someone in the discord is saying that like ment B

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Speaker 2: we're not here to fuck spiders? Mate, it doesn't make it.

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Speaker 2: I'm not here to fuck around.

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Speaker 1: Nothing that that makes any sense. I love it so

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Speaker 1: much and trying to introduce that into casual conversation. Please

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Speaker 1: please do uh please do try that at a preschool interview.

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Speaker 1: See how it goes over.

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Speaker 2: I did, and having to double back and explain it

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Speaker 2: to someone kind of I realized, Okay, it might not

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Speaker 2: be the most efficient turn off.

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Speaker 1: Right, what's your problem? Kids? Fucking love spiders? Who I'm

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Speaker 1: not on trial? Here, I'm all right. Well, that's gonna

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Speaker 1: do it for us on this Wednesday, September thirteenth. We

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Speaker 1: are back tomorrow with a who last episode of the show.

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Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves,

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Speaker 1: get the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and

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Speaker 1: we will talk to you all tomorrow. Bye bye,