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Speaker 1: Romberg Podcast. Hello everyone, this is Ron Burgundy and boy

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Speaker 1: do we have a treat for you. I'm, of course

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Speaker 1: joined by Carolina. Carolina, how are you today? I'm good.

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Speaker 1: I'm good. I love your sun dress. Thank you. It's

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Speaker 1: um it's very sunflowery, Yes it is. Did you do

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Speaker 1: the embroidery yourself? No, I bought it at a store.

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Speaker 1: Why why? I think it's actually a high level of craftsmanship.

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Speaker 1: I'm being serious. I know, I'm just suspicious. No, you

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Speaker 1: shouldn't be. Um. We are so excited that you're listening.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we're always excited that you're listening. We can't

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Speaker 1: believe that you're listening. We are still in disbelief. But

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Speaker 1: today today's show is really special. It is. It is

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Speaker 1: basically a best of season two special episode featuring favorite

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Speaker 1: moments from throughout the season, and we've cultivated uh, what

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Speaker 1: would you say, We've curated a fabulous panache? Is pinach?

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Speaker 1: Pinash is also a food? Right? Yes, it's you. I'm

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Speaker 1: thinking of a grenache. Oh, anyway, this is a This

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Speaker 1: is a collection of real special gems from throughout season two.

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Speaker 1: We've thrown them all in the little goodie bag here.

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Speaker 1: Ron really wanted to do a blooper reel. I did, because,

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Speaker 1: let's face it, whenever I go to a major motion picture,

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Speaker 1: watch the blooper reel with the crowds. Oh god. I mean,

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Speaker 1: the thing is that we didn't have that many bloopers,

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Speaker 1: so you were I could see that you're trying to

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Speaker 1: plant someone. I wanted something in that same family. You

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Speaker 1: So um So, anyway, we've cobbled some things together and

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Speaker 1: this is a this is the showing of that work.

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Speaker 1: Um Now, I know that Carolina. You know, throughout both

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Speaker 1: our seasons, you've you've done a lot of fact checking

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Speaker 1: it's subpar, subpar um And that's not me trying to

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Speaker 1: be catty. That's just a statement effect. But here's the

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Speaker 1: good news. The cavalry road into town to save Carolina's

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Speaker 1: sweet booty. Uh, we've got a system now that's even better.

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Speaker 1: Listen to this. Hey, Google, what's the capital of California? Wait?

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Speaker 1: Did you really not know that? You know? The point

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Speaker 1: is Google did? Okay, So what if I didn't. Huh

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Speaker 1: what if you didn't. We now have a fool proof

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Speaker 1: fact check system with Google Assistant. That's what we need

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Speaker 1: to focus on. Okay, no quid pro quo here, Yes

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Speaker 1: maybe we Okay, get back into the Best of Please

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Speaker 1: enjoy this Best of season two. Ron Bergundy Podcast Today.

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Speaker 1: Does that sound right? Today? That reading of today? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's exactly how it's pronounce Today, we are interviewing a

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Speaker 1: woman who is very important. She's a very very smart woman.

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Speaker 1: She's um, this episode is on. I'm going to own up.

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Speaker 1: I forgot who were interviewing today? Are you serious? I

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Speaker 1: have a feeling it's not Ruth Bader Ginsburg. You tried her, right, Caroline?

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Speaker 1: Did you try her? We tried with Peter Ginsberg. But

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Speaker 1: her business manager said, um, this is weird. She said

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Speaker 1: She said you two were no longer on speaking terms.

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Speaker 1: You heard that right? For two whole years. If you

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Speaker 1: Did you understand it? Not really? But I let her talk,

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Speaker 1: doctor Millstein, the brain scientist. He knows what's inside your brain.

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Speaker 1: Pretty crazy stuff. Let me ask you this question. I

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Speaker 1: I've got the Muskrat, Howler, dan Zoid, Gruving, Gary, all

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Speaker 1: safe from hackers? CB is open so anybody can get on,

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Speaker 1: get get a good feeling about you. So I'll put

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Speaker 1: you number one best friend, Carolina number two. Thank you?

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Speaker 1: But um woy okay, cool, Oh it's been a long

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Speaker 1: day for you. Come on, ah gosh, if you want

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Speaker 1: to read some advertisements, let's get to some mad copy. Ronnie,

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Speaker 1: do you have time to stay? I think she has

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Speaker 1: I just wonder if you walk at that door, Ronny. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I gotta go. I will never speak to you again.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I will never speak to you. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Well it's been really nice. Oh you're doing it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I gotta go. Okay, but I'll see you around. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: famous last words. Bye bye, Ronnie. Nice to me. You.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for coming on the podcast. It

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Speaker 1: was really amazing. Right, do you want I have a

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Speaker 1: couple of bottles of Chateau Diane if you want to

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Speaker 1: take on your way. She just need that, right, okay,

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Speaker 1: but thank you. Okay, we'll get the door. Sorry, she wait, Ronnie.

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Speaker 1: She was my best friend and you're my enemy. And

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Speaker 1: as promised, we are joined by feminist icon Glorious Steinham. Gloria,

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Speaker 1: I just have to ask you this coming out of

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Speaker 1: the gate. What's up, my lady. It's an honor, Gloria.

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Speaker 1: You you worked undercover as a playboy bunny when you

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Speaker 1: were a journalist. Um, during that experience, did you run

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Speaker 1: into any misogyny? Misogyny? Well, probably not because they were

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Speaker 1: not smart enough to know what the word was, so yeah,

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Speaker 1: tell me about it. It was. It was just wall

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Speaker 1: to wall exploitation. It was an assignment to write an

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Speaker 1: article and X was a I had invented a background

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Speaker 1: of being a secretary and wanting a more interesting job

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Speaker 1: because the advertisements for being a bunny said that this

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Speaker 1: was a glamorous, wonderful job. But the bunny mother who

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Speaker 1: interviewed me said, honey, if you can type, you don't

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Speaker 1: want to work here. That should have been a warning.

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Speaker 1: That should have been warning. Was that in Was that

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Speaker 1: in Chicago? No here in New York? And yet I

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Speaker 1: don't know if people even know what Playboy magazine is nowadays,

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Speaker 1: you know, you know, I'm sorry to say that that

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Speaker 1: now here in Manhattan a Playboy club has just opened,

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Speaker 1: even though it was given up as totally out of date,

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Speaker 1: even by Hefner. So I'm not quite sure how the

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Speaker 1: one here is able to call itself a Playboy club,

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Speaker 1: but it's pretty crazy that they just opened it a

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Speaker 1: few months ago. Well, I used to have I had

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Speaker 1: a subscription for as long as I can remember. And

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Speaker 1: I'm not just saying this because I'm talking to you.

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Speaker 1: I read it strictly for the articles. Uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: they had a formula even in the articles that in

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Speaker 1: no way were women allowed to win. I mean that

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Speaker 1: was was Hefner's formula. You know, whatever was printed or

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Speaker 1: whatever was photographed, it had to be clear that men

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Speaker 1: were dominant. Holy smokes, you and a sat in pajamas? Huh? Well,

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Speaker 1: I do think he was kind of pathetic and insecure,

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Speaker 1: you know what. I once gotten a fist fight with

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Speaker 1: him at the Playboy Mansion. No kidding. Well, they lost

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Speaker 1: my car. The valet lost my car, and so I

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Speaker 1: had to spend three weeks at the Playboy Mansion. Um,

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Speaker 1: it was. It was the worst three weeks of my

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Speaker 1: life because of all the Missalgermy. Yeah, all right, this

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Speaker 1: has been the best of season two. Uh. That was

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Speaker 1: a real fun stroll down memory lane, wasn't it, Carolina?

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Speaker 1: I had the best time. It really reminded me of

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Speaker 1: some past trauma I've had on this shell, some joy somewhere,

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Speaker 1: some past trauma. Hey, it's I've ever promised you a

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Speaker 1: rose garden? Well, you actually did say that I would

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Speaker 1: be getting a rose garden. I did. You said, don't

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Speaker 1: worry about it. Don't worry about it. At some point

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Speaker 1: in time, you will be getting a rose garden. And

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Speaker 1: I have yet to deliver on that promise. Um, but

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna put that on my to do list, my

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Speaker 1: honeydew list, except I don't have a honey to hand

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Speaker 1: it to me. So with that, we put old season

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Speaker 1: two into the time capsule and send it off and

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Speaker 1: chuck it over the edge of the ship and let

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Speaker 1: that corked bottle bob to some unknown shore. That's beautiful.

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Speaker 1: I mean this will be recording released but right, but

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Speaker 1: still it's fun to give it some sort of mystique. Um,

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Speaker 1: thanks again for listening. Uh this is Ron Burgundy uh

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Speaker 1: on behalf of Carolina saying so long shalom and that

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Speaker 1: Easter podcast. Hey Mama, Hi, don't tell you b