Speaker 1: And we're recording.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome to Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: Welcome.
Speaker 3: This episode's either going to be called Malto magical or
Speaker 3: Malto mediocre. Okay, you guess why, because it's maultimeal it is. Oh,
Speaker 3: by the way, I totally we glossed over the fact
Speaker 3: that you had your giant birthday party this last weekend.
Speaker 3: It's a week ago, two days ago, so it was
Speaker 3: like eight days ago.
Speaker 1: I forgot how episodes were recorded.
Speaker 2: Right, you had a big giant birthday party.
Speaker 1: How was it? It was just so fun magical?
Speaker 2: Right, it was Malto magical.
Speaker 1: Malto magical, right, Yeah, yeah, I wish I could have
Speaker 1: been there. Oh actually I was. No, I wasn't.
Speaker 2: Maybe I was not sure Malto maybe.
Speaker 1: Please okay, Malto maybe. How old are you not? Thirty six?
Speaker 1: Thirty two? Oh? Wow? Yeah you're old, dude.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: I know. I have gray hairs.
Speaker 2: Well if you look, look that's not from age.
Speaker 1: No, I don't.
Speaker 2: Actually, you're good. Could use just for men?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Wait? Does just for men?
Speaker 2: Do that color your hair?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yes, that's what it's for. But it's just for men.
Speaker 2: I have a feeling that product won't be around very
Speaker 2: long much longer, right.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, there are certain things that can only
Speaker 1: be for men, like if I know, but you know
Speaker 1: the current state of the world. Okay, so we're going
Speaker 1: back to secretaries.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying. I'm just saying there is a.
Speaker 1: But if if say there was something that would be
Speaker 1: for men's balls, right, or you got like a is
Speaker 1: in a what is that one exam that only men
Speaker 1: get practology exams?
Speaker 3: No, everyone gets a finger on the butt. What's the
Speaker 3: one that the ball cancer one? I guess, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that okay, then you have to go to that
Speaker 1: specific doctor.
Speaker 3: I guess what's the penis doctor called not the proctologist,
Speaker 3: but the urologist urologists. But wait, that doesn't make sense
Speaker 3: because women you're an eight as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they again, it's separate.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know. If there's just a
Speaker 3: man man doctor. Oh, why there's manlogists and female urologists. No,
Speaker 3: they have gynecologists. Yes, so a urologist is just for
Speaker 3: a guy. No, because what happens if there's like kidney
Speaker 3: save it for ball chat, let's eat some cereal. Andrew,
Speaker 3: you're right, Scott, you're right. So we actually did this
Speaker 3: cereal on the Big Show last week. I didn't try it,
Speaker 3: but everyone in the room wanted it tried.
Speaker 1: Because I mentioned it.
Speaker 2: Oh, here we go. Just if it's Jeff, just tell
Speaker 2: them we're recording.
Speaker 1: We're recording, Jeff. How important could it be? God?
Speaker 3: So, I originally saw this cereal when I was down
Speaker 3: in Jacksonville visiting Froggy. I went to the Walmart, and
Speaker 3: the Walmart that I went to they don't call them
Speaker 3: super Walmarts anymore, but this thing was a super Walmart.
Speaker 3: It had an entire wall of every single Multimeal cereal
Speaker 3: pretty much ever made and currently made. And I saw
Speaker 3: this one there and I was gonna buy it, but
Speaker 3: A I didn't want it to crush in my bag
Speaker 3: on the way back and be kwana. Honestly, you could
Speaker 3: smell it right through the bag and it would have
Speaker 3: made me nauseous. I'm not saying that it's going to
Speaker 3: be disgusting, but the smell is just very strong for me.
Speaker 2: So you good, Yeah, we're good.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: So I told the Morning Show about this cereal last
Speaker 3: week and Elvis is like, bring it in, want to
Speaker 3: try it? Everyone tried it, most of them gagged, so
Speaker 3: let's try it here.
Speaker 1: Okay, right? Oh should I bring the garbage can close there? Nope?
Speaker 2: Because you love maple, I do.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 2: This is Maulti Meal maple Bacon donut.
Speaker 1: Cereal Maple bacon donut Cereal.
Speaker 3: My favorite part about this cereal is the pig going
Speaker 3: over the milk falls in a barrel.
Speaker 1: And I actually take a picture of that.
Speaker 2: Of course you can picture a picture.
Speaker 3: It's his name, Chris, Chris Christy Bacon.
Speaker 2: Very good, good.
Speaker 1: That made me laugh.
Speaker 2: There are lots of pigs that are named Chris Chris
Speaker 2: p Bacon.
Speaker 3: Now it smells like I mean, the maple smell coming
Speaker 3: out of this bag is intent. And there are little
Speaker 3: red chunks on the rings almost remind me of applejacks.
Speaker 3: This little red I guess those are the bacon bits,
Speaker 3: but I'm sure it's not real bacon.
Speaker 2: We had a cereal similar to this.
Speaker 1: I love the smell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, remember there was there was the chicken and waffle cereal,
Speaker 3: and then there was the maple bacon.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna put this over your story. Now this smells good.
Speaker 4: I'm concerned about the pieces. Is it bacon? Is it
Speaker 4: actual bacon bit?
Speaker 3: I don't think there's any meat in here. It says
Speaker 3: contains wheat, but no meat. This product does not contain bacon.
Speaker 4: So what's crazy about it is that if you look,
Speaker 4: it has these spots on it.
Speaker 2: Remember I just said that like thirty seconds ago.
Speaker 1: Put your phone down, Millennial. That's right, thank you, thank you. Next, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is so nobody likes this.
Speaker 2: Well, Scary liked it.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, I could eat this with my eggs, you.
Speaker 1: Know what, Yeah, all right, here we go.
Speaker 4: That's like a complete breakfast thing that I don't get.
Speaker 2: Hm mm hmmm, I don't really know what to think.
Speaker 1: Mmmm mmmmm. No.
Speaker 2: No, the smell is much stronger than the taste. You
Speaker 2: get a little bit of maple taste.
Speaker 4: The taste is not maple. The taste is like bacon,
Speaker 4: not bacon facon.
Speaker 1: It's like powdery.
Speaker 3: I don't see they were saying it was almost chemically.
Speaker 3: I don't taste that.
Speaker 1: When you first taste it.
Speaker 4: It's not good. This is not good. I do not
Speaker 4: like this at all. I actually am extremely disappointed. It
Speaker 4: kind of is like kernel corn.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, what's kernel corn? All corn has kernels? O,
Speaker 5: corn has kernels? Learned about corn? Yeah, you were in
Speaker 5: cedar falls rapids.
Speaker 1: Iowa, we'd know all about corn.
Speaker 3: There is a cedar falls, but you know that's rapids,
Speaker 3: just like the pig going over the rapids.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it tastes like caramone corn, right, and I don't
Speaker 4: like that. Okay, so I give this a bowl and
Speaker 4: a spoon.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it two balls and a spoon.
Speaker 4: It's extremely, extremely underwhelming.
Speaker 3: If I was a bigger maple fan, i'd give it
Speaker 3: some more. But again I'm a maple fan, also overwhelming.
Speaker 3: These smells like maple does not necessarily taste like mape
Speaker 3: and there it is so malto mediocre for this one.
Speaker 1: Haha. Got my title?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know, because guess what, there's two more
Speaker 3: Maultomeo cereal. So I think we did this once before.
Speaker 3: We called it Maltomania, so I can't reuse that title,
Speaker 3: well as I do Multimania two malto Boogloo.
Speaker 1: No, it has to be an m You don't remember
Speaker 1: they had a whole movie.
Speaker 3: It was a movie I know, Electric Boogoloo. Yes, yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: that's the joke of it. But what movie was that?
Speaker 1: It wasn't it Saturday Night Live?
Speaker 2: No, it was this something something electric boogoloo. It was
Speaker 2: a movie surn Knife Fever.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, yes, because they had a sequel.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was that. Check it out, Andy,
Speaker 2: get up your little device. There is this a phone?
Speaker 3: Well I go down to this advice cereal sack. I'm
Speaker 3: not sure which one you want. You loved cocoros.
Speaker 2: Right, remember a break in?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was right, but it's no, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 3: It's the breakdancing movie. They're one, yeah, break into electric boogloo.
Speaker 3: All right, So did you want.
Speaker 1: To do scooters? Dancing?
Speaker 2: Scooters are rush scooters?
Speaker 1: Yes? Scooters? Yes, scooters. You love scooters scooters.
Speaker 2: But these are different scooters.
Speaker 1: Okay, sounds good. These are honey nuts one.
Speaker 3: These are cinnamon oat crunch scooters. Cinnamon crin, cinnamon oat
Speaker 3: crunch scooters.
Speaker 2: Hello, multi mile. This bag is heavy?
Speaker 1: Okay, right, it is heavy? Hm uh cinnamon oat crunch.
Speaker 1: Why guys, whoa that's what he said? Oh? The bolt acorn?
Speaker 1: What isn't that an acorn? No, it's a bear.
Speaker 3: No, this is I don't think it's a hat. That's
Speaker 3: an acorn. That's a baseball cap. It's flying off.
Speaker 4: As thought this. I mean I could see it in
Speaker 4: for a second look like I was about to make
Speaker 4: fun of you, but then I realized I can't.
Speaker 2: You can make fun of me.
Speaker 3: But then see he's slipping on the he's slipping in
Speaker 3: the milk puddle and his hat flew off.
Speaker 1: They should really this is a work hazard, you guy,
Speaker 1: the big falling down a rapid He's slipping off scooters.
Speaker 1: They really got to fix that. Now.
Speaker 3: Remember, it's love it or it's free. So I don't know,
Speaker 3: I hate it. Should we get the money back? That
Speaker 3: was almost six dollars that.
Speaker 1: I would get my six dollars back.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I have the receipt anymore.
Speaker 1: I would get a nice Lacrois selter with that.
Speaker 2: It's Lacroix. Why do you say that it's Lacroix.
Speaker 1: It's French, about France.
Speaker 3: So these are about the size of cheerio. It's a
Speaker 3: little clumpy. They have some.
Speaker 2: Chunks on them.
Speaker 1: They smell very smells official cinnamon to me.
Speaker 4: I see good oats on there. This could be interesting.
Speaker 4: Sit me now, post me later.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: These bags are very noisy.
Speaker 1: They are like extremely It has a good smell, but
Speaker 1: I'm a little concerned.
Speaker 3: By the way today we are using one percent great
Speaker 3: value milk, also from Walmart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a great value. It lived up to
Speaker 1: its name. I love that for you. I smell like
Speaker 1: apple cinnamon.
Speaker 3: Cheerios, cinnamon oat crunch scooters.
Speaker 1: Oh that's why he's on a scooter.
Speaker 5: Hello, all right, mm hmm this is apple cinnamon cheerios.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, nearly identical.
Speaker 3: I'm going to disagree there. It's it's uh, it's good.
Speaker 3: It's underwhelming, but it's good. I will give it three
Speaker 3: balls in a spoon.
Speaker 4: So let me think I'm a stuffy today in this case,
Speaker 4: tooth hurts. Okay, in this case, I like apple cinnamon
Speaker 4: cheerios better.
Speaker 1: But if not, it is it's a completely different cereal.
Speaker 4: It's not because I never taste apples in my apple
Speaker 4: cinnamon apples in here?
Speaker 1: Am I allowed to make my point?
Speaker 2: Or do I need to go right ahead?
Speaker 1: Fite to make it? Go ahead?
Speaker 4: Like do I need to have like a gladiator style
Speaker 4: duel to the death just to say what.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to say?
Speaker 3: Also different brand, but go on, gladieater no cheerios, Okay, Yeah, great.
Speaker 1: Any Cheerios that is general males very good?
Speaker 4: And who makes maltimeal uh malt products No Kellogg's.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: Post Yes, Andrew, by default, you got it right. By default,
Speaker 3: you got it right. Next go make your point. Sorry,
Speaker 3: Apple everything great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it tastes like apple cinnamonterials, but it also
Speaker 4: is a little crunchier.
Speaker 1: And I can't say why, but if you is just.
Speaker 2: Underwhelming, it's the molasses.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just I give it four bowls. I don't
Speaker 4: hate it.
Speaker 3: See that review that you gave it would make me
Speaker 3: think that it was gonna go a lot lower.
Speaker 4: Than and the taste because the taste is still there.
Speaker 4: It's just like it's not apple cinnamon quality.
Speaker 2: You see other different colors.
Speaker 3: There are some that are darker than others, like more
Speaker 3: more cinnamon, Yeah on some of those. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 3: it'll go back in just to taste.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're good. Four balls?
Speaker 3: All right, all right, I guess we'll be back. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: we'll be back. This gonna be this is gonna be
Speaker 3: a shorty. These are broken. This is not the right box.
Speaker 3: What's gonna play?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I.
Speaker 2: Don't want to plus no, I about trombone doesn't even
Speaker 2: make sense. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, if you pugged in headphones you would.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, even though there was no commercials there.
Speaker 2: Thank you for taking that quick two second break with us.
Speaker 3: This is Serial Killers, the podcast where we talk about cereal,
Speaker 3: we eat it, and Andrew checks his phone constantly. I just
Speaker 3: gotta make sure nobody's trying to reach out to me
Speaker 3: for these fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: I oh, wait a minute.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm going back and I'm reading the YouTube comments in
Speaker 3: my mind. Stop being a dick to Andrew. Like it
Speaker 3: better when you guys are nice to each other. Stop
Speaker 3: stop stop.
Speaker 4: Okay, this is another reason why I had to sign
Speaker 4: you up for those YouTube comments.
Speaker 2: Hey buddy, hey, are you ready for the next one?
Speaker 1: Of course, got it's.
Speaker 2: Gonna be another bag of Multimeal cereal.
Speaker 1: I'm shook.
Speaker 2: I got it at the Walmart.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Walmart generally has the biggest variety of Multimeal and other
Speaker 3: cereals in bags. Yeah you're good, Yeah, okay, you're ready.
Speaker 3: Yeah there. Uh it's Coca. It's not Coco Russ, it's Ruth.
Speaker 3: It's close to Ruth. It's Ruth, it's you ready?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Can you join me home today? I can't? Sorry, man,
Speaker 1: do you think just because you ask me here, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's cookita rusts.
Speaker 1: It's literally they got all over you. Happen, it's all
Speaker 1: over you. Why is that happening?
Speaker 3: They don't they don't see these bags very well.
Speaker 1: No, it's in the perforation. Oh there is a hole. No,
Speaker 1: there's a hole. Well, malca meal, we're getting no money back.
Speaker 1: I wonder if there's a mouse in here.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine?
Speaker 1: We still have to eat it though they don't wait
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 2: Well, we have to eat it. So that's all the
Speaker 2: marshmallow dust.
Speaker 1: Your marshmallow dust. These are naturally and an artificially flavored
Speaker 1: cookie dough rus. Look at that. That's the hole. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I said there's a hole one. So what I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do is I'm gonna open it. I'm gonna pour out
Speaker 1: a bunch because I don't want to go near the top.
Speaker 1: That happen either it ripped on the way in, or
Speaker 1: there's an animal in here. I don't know. Hang on, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dump someone it. This bag goes into trash,
Speaker 1: real trash.
Speaker 4: But what about the multi yeald promise that you'd get
Speaker 4: your six dollars back.
Speaker 1: Well, the hole in the bag is not their fault.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you pour it out like half the bag.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, if there's any mouse droppings in here,
Speaker 3: I don't want them to eat in my cup.
Speaker 2: You know, I love that.
Speaker 4: I'm noticing because I don't sit in here anymore.
Speaker 1: What just the little things you're starting to hoard again?
Speaker 1: What am I hoarding? What do you see? What are
Speaker 1: we doing with this?
Speaker 2: I'm planting flowers in them?
Speaker 1: When because I'm in the middle of planting flowers at
Speaker 1: my house. Okay, so why don't you bring this hong?
Speaker 1: I'm going to I just keep forgetting because they're on
Speaker 1: the floor next to the trash. All right, so we
Speaker 1: got two of these, so Coco roo cereal, do just
Speaker 1: break it now? You're such an ass man. No, the
Speaker 1: wires maybe came untangled. Ass man? What show?
Speaker 3: What comedy from the nineties Howard Stern Private Part What
Speaker 3: comedy from the nineties television show Howard Stern Private ass Man?
Speaker 2: It was a comedy in the nineties. Howard Stern is
Speaker 2: not a comedy.
Speaker 1: Not a movie.
Speaker 3: A TV show had the TV show, not fart Man
Speaker 3: TV show nineties. I don't know Kramer, Okay, Kramer?
Speaker 1: Really? Is that the one with Mike, the the guymer.
Speaker 3: The comedian who said the bad word and never and
Speaker 3: hates him now? Oh Seinfeld, Yes, that he had as
Speaker 3: Man license plates on his car.
Speaker 1: That's funny, all right.
Speaker 3: So anyway, these are these are like a cookie dough
Speaker 3: and chocolate flavored looking pieces with some marshmallows in there.
Speaker 1: Except this looks like peanut butter.
Speaker 2: It's not, though, but don't do it over there?
Speaker 1: What if it spills as you just spill dust everywhere?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but liquid is worse.
Speaker 1: Okay, learn about consistencies seriously.
Speaker 2: Ready, make sure you get both colors and marshmallows.
Speaker 1: Okay, mmmm hm.
Speaker 3: Again it's interesting. Gott I get the cookie Cris vibe
Speaker 3: from it? Got the cookie Cris with marshmallows?
Speaker 1: Is what this is? It's not It's not just like.
Speaker 2: That last thing. Wasn't freaking cinnamon apple cheerios.
Speaker 4: This tastes like, won't do another spoonful rat, don't rattet droppings. Yeah,
Speaker 4: this tastes like ugh, I like it?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm more balls?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I actually think I like this a lot.
Speaker 2: Just slobbered milk all over me.
Speaker 1: And I see what you're saying now with cookie crisp? Right, well, you.
Speaker 2: Don't know cookie cris dear.
Speaker 1: Four balls from me? Who makes cookie crisp? General Mill
Speaker 1: who used to make cookie crisp? Uh? The post?
Speaker 3: No checkerboard, checkerboard, yeah, checkerboard cereals Ralston, Ralston.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh, who wouldn't know that? You give it? What now?
Speaker 1: One ball?
Speaker 2: Four balls in a spoon?
Speaker 1: Look at you? That's good. It is good like the
Speaker 1: bits by themselves are not what bits? The cookie parts
Speaker 1: are not good? Like I'm just gonna be honest. How
Speaker 1: do you give it four balls in this spoon if
Speaker 1: it's not good? Because the marshmallow really kicks it up?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a spoonful without it, you're like, and then
Speaker 4: you get it with the marshmallos and you're like.
Speaker 3: Hmm, it might be better if a rat had gnawed
Speaker 3: into it. No, I don't know if maybe if it
Speaker 3: was pressure. I'm picturing look at other teeth marks on that.
Speaker 1: No. Is it just a puncture. There's a punt.
Speaker 2: It's a puncture wound, right, yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it probably just fell of against some gratitudey well
Speaker 3: then they'd be cute little rats in there mixing spaghetti
Speaker 3: in the bottom. All right, well that was a very
Speaker 3: So we're gonna call it malto And you know I
Speaker 3: need an M word, malto no, because if these ratings
Speaker 3: are above meh.
Speaker 1: What do you think, gratitudey? What should we name it?
Speaker 1: What do you say? Oh? What? He says? Malto? Madness? Okay, got,
Speaker 1: it's really great ratitude? Thank you?
Speaker 2: I like that, Walt, Oh madness?
Speaker 1: Where are we going after this ratitude? No?
Speaker 3: Scott's not driving you home? Oh yes, Also we're not
Speaker 3: having ramen. Well, Sawyer's almost dead because he's been home
Speaker 3: since four o'clock in the morning. He needs to go out, right,
Speaker 3: his legs are.
Speaker 1: Cross You say this what all the time?
Speaker 2: But his legs are crossed?
Speaker 1: You say this every time. And yet it's like if
Speaker 1: Elvis was here and was like, all right, we're going
Speaker 1: to legg you be like, yes, let me get my purse.
Speaker 1: All right? How long does rama take?
Speaker 2: Twenty minutes? Yeah, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: Gratitudey, do you want to come now?
Speaker 2: I'm full of cereal though.
Speaker 1: Gratitude ey' is it still even recording? He's gonna make
Speaker 1: it it's not even working anymore.
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Speaker 3: serial Killers. We'll see you on Wednesday with an all
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Speaker 3: It's like Michelle from Stanford did. Thank you, Michelle, thank you.
Speaker 3: I threw it an extra for her. Oh wow, you
Speaker 3: want to know something. I noticed on the back of
Speaker 3: the extra large shirts there's a slightly discolored spot. So
Speaker 3: I feel bad and they're all the same, so I
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Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: So there's your explanation.
Speaker 4: Shirts are in high demand, are they Yeah, a lot
Speaker 4: of people I know, But then they don't pay for them.
Speaker 1: So all right, thanks for listening. We will see you
Speaker 1: next week.
Speaker 3: Until then, say crunch Andrew and ratituy, crunch Andrew and
Speaker 3: ratituy crunch.
Speaker 1: Okay, dude, it's that's no Do you even know what
Speaker 1: ratitude I do?
Speaker 2: It's the movie I went on the ride at Disney.
Speaker 1: I know it's the movie I went on the ride
Speaker 1: at Disney.
Speaker 2: Yes, Mike, watch in the kitchen. Do you watch they
Speaker 2: cook stuff and they tried smacking with brooms.
Speaker 1: Did you watch it in Disney?
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: You're just telling me what the ride is.
Speaker 2: That's right, So that's the movie.
Speaker 1: You've never seen the movie. Same thing, the same cooking
Speaker 1: in the kitchen. You're uncultured. What