WEBVTT - Malt-O-Madness 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:01.200 And we're recording. 0:00:01.600 --> 0:00:04.480 Yeah, welcome to Serial Killers. 0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:04.840 Welcome. 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:08.280 This episode's either going to be called Malto magical or 0:00:08.440 --> 0:00:14.240 Malto mediocre. Okay, you guess why, because it's maultimeal it is. Oh, 0:00:14.240 --> 0:00:16.160 by the way, I totally we glossed over the fact 0:00:16.160 --> 0:00:19.640 that you had your giant birthday party this last weekend. 0:00:20.920 --> 0:00:23.640 It's a week ago, two days ago, so it was 0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:24.520 like eight days ago. 0:00:24.640 --> 0:00:26.360 I forgot how episodes were recorded. 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:28.120 Right, you had a big giant birthday party. 0:00:28.120 --> 0:00:30.720 How was it? It was just so fun magical? 0:00:30.800 --> 0:00:32.320 Right, it was Malto magical. 0:00:32.040 --> 0:00:35.360 Malto magical, right, Yeah, yeah, I wish I could have 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:37.560 been there. Oh actually I was. No, I wasn't. 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:41.880 Maybe I was not sure Malto maybe. 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:45.440 Please okay, Malto maybe. How old are you not? Thirty six? 0:00:45.520 --> 0:00:49.520 Thirty two? Oh? Wow? Yeah you're old, dude. 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:49.839 I know. 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:51.640 I know. I have gray hairs. 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:54.320 Well if you look, look that's not from age. 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:55.320 No, I don't. 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:56.880 Actually, you're good. Could use just for men? 0:00:57.160 --> 0:00:58.600 Yeah? Wait? Does just for men? 0:00:58.680 --> 0:01:00.360 Do that color your hair? 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:00.640 Yeah? 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:02.720 Yes, that's what it's for. But it's just for men. 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:05.160 I have a feeling that product won't be around very 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:07.360 long much longer, right. 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:10.600 Well, I mean, there are certain things that can only 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:13.560 be for men, like if I know, but you know 0:01:13.680 --> 0:01:15.720 the current state of the world. Okay, so we're going 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:16.959 back to secretaries. 0:01:17.120 --> 0:01:19.440 I'm just saying. I'm just saying there is a. 0:01:19.640 --> 0:01:23.360 But if if say there was something that would be 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:29.240 for men's balls, right, or you got like a is 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:31.800 in a what is that one exam that only men 0:01:31.840 --> 0:01:34.200 get practology exams? 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:37.280 No, everyone gets a finger on the butt. What's the 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:39.480 one that the ball cancer one? I guess, I mean, yeah, 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:40.840 maybe sure. 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:44.120 Yeah, that okay, then you have to go to that 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:45.119 specific doctor. 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:48.520 I guess what's the penis doctor called not the proctologist, 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:51.920 but the urologist urologists. But wait, that doesn't make sense 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:53.520 because women you're an eight as well. 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:55.520 Yeah, I mean they again, it's separate. 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:57.480 I don't know, I don't know. If there's just a 0:01:57.480 --> 0:02:02.640 man man doctor. Oh, why there's manlogists and female urologists. No, 0:02:02.720 --> 0:02:05.880 they have gynecologists. Yes, so a urologist is just for 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:09.440 a guy. No, because what happens if there's like kidney 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:13.320 save it for ball chat, let's eat some cereal. Andrew, 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:17.320 you're right, Scott, you're right. So we actually did this 0:02:17.440 --> 0:02:21.080 cereal on the Big Show last week. I didn't try it, 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:22.800 but everyone in the room wanted it tried. 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:23.960 Because I mentioned it. 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:26.639 Oh, here we go. Just if it's Jeff, just tell 0:02:26.680 --> 0:02:27.480 them we're recording. 0:02:27.880 --> 0:02:32.680 We're recording, Jeff. How important could it be? God? 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:36.760 So, I originally saw this cereal when I was down 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:40.680 in Jacksonville visiting Froggy. I went to the Walmart, and 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:42.680 the Walmart that I went to they don't call them 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:45.480 super Walmarts anymore, but this thing was a super Walmart. 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:50.600 It had an entire wall of every single Multimeal cereal 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:54.560 pretty much ever made and currently made. And I saw 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:56.480 this one there and I was gonna buy it, but 0:02:56.639 --> 0:02:58.280 A I didn't want it to crush in my bag 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:00.839 on the way back and be kwana. Honestly, you could 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:02.520 smell it right through the bag and it would have 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:04.120 made me nauseous. I'm not saying that it's going to 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:07.520 be disgusting, but the smell is just very strong for me. 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:09.960 So you good, Yeah, we're good. 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:10.919 Okay. 0:03:10.960 --> 0:03:13.040 So I told the Morning Show about this cereal last 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:14.880 week and Elvis is like, bring it in, want to 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:17.480 try it? Everyone tried it, most of them gagged, so 0:03:17.560 --> 0:03:18.280 let's try it here. 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:22.160 Okay, right? Oh should I bring the garbage can close there? Nope? 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:23.919 Because you love maple, I do. 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:24.200 So. 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:27.600 This is Maulti Meal maple Bacon donut. 0:03:27.320 --> 0:03:29.600 Cereal Maple bacon donut Cereal. 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:32.640 My favorite part about this cereal is the pig going 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:33.880 over the milk falls in a barrel. 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:34.960 And I actually take a picture of that. 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:36.800 Of course you can picture a picture. 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:45.400 It's his name, Chris, Chris Christy Bacon. 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:47.120 Very good, good. 0:03:47.400 --> 0:03:48.240 That made me laugh. 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:52.600 There are lots of pigs that are named Chris Chris 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:53.360 p Bacon. 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:58.720 Now it smells like I mean, the maple smell coming 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:02.280 out of this bag is intent. And there are little 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:08.560 red chunks on the rings almost remind me of applejacks. 0:04:08.600 --> 0:04:10.840 This little red I guess those are the bacon bits, 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:13.080 but I'm sure it's not real bacon. 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:14.720 We had a cereal similar to this. 0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:15.840 I love the smell. 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:19.400 Yeah, remember there was there was the chicken and waffle cereal, 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:20.479 and then there was the maple bacon. 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:24.159 I'm gonna put this over your story. Now this smells good. 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:28.039 I'm concerned about the pieces. Is it bacon? Is it 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:28.960 actual bacon bit? 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:30.880 I don't think there's any meat in here. It says 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:34.240 contains wheat, but no meat. This product does not contain bacon. 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:36.600 So what's crazy about it is that if you look, 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:39.240 it has these spots on it. 0:04:39.320 --> 0:04:41.160 Remember I just said that like thirty seconds ago. 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:51.239 Put your phone down, Millennial. That's right, thank you, thank you. Next, Okay, 0:04:51.839 --> 0:04:54.120 this is so nobody likes this. 0:04:54.360 --> 0:04:55.479 Well, Scary liked it. 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:55.840 Of course. 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:58.400 He's like, oh, I could eat this with my eggs, you. 0:04:58.320 --> 0:05:01.280 Know what, Yeah, all right, here we go. 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:05.080 That's like a complete breakfast thing that I don't get. 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:13.760 Hm mm hmmm, I don't really know what to think. 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:18.560 Mmmm mmmmm. No. 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:22.880 No, the smell is much stronger than the taste. You 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:24.360 get a little bit of maple taste. 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:28.320 The taste is not maple. The taste is like bacon, 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:30.320 not bacon facon. 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:33.359 It's like powdery. 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:35.680 I don't see they were saying it was almost chemically. 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:36.800 I don't taste that. 0:05:37.000 --> 0:05:38.080 When you first taste it. 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:41.680 It's not good. This is not good. I do not 0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:47.039 like this at all. I actually am extremely disappointed. It 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:48.239 kind of is like kernel corn. 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:52.600 Yes, yes, what's kernel corn? All corn has kernels? O, 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:56.640 corn has kernels? Learned about corn? Yeah, you were in 0:05:56.880 --> 0:05:59.120 cedar falls rapids. 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:00.800 Iowa, we'd know all about corn. 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:04.240 There is a cedar falls, but you know that's rapids, 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:05.640 just like the pig going over the rapids. 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:10.760 Yeah, it tastes like caramone corn, right, and I don't 0:06:10.880 --> 0:06:14.800 like that. Okay, so I give this a bowl and 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:15.279 a spoon. 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:17.200 I'm gonna give it two balls and a spoon. 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:20.520 It's extremely, extremely underwhelming. 0:06:20.600 --> 0:06:22.520 If I was a bigger maple fan, i'd give it 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:26.640 some more. But again I'm a maple fan, also overwhelming. 0:06:26.640 --> 0:06:29.400 These smells like maple does not necessarily taste like mape 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:33.200 and there it is so malto mediocre for this one. 0:06:33.360 --> 0:06:34.800 Haha. Got my title? 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:38.560 Well, I don't know, because guess what, there's two more 0:06:38.640 --> 0:06:42.000 Maultomeo cereal. So I think we did this once before. 0:06:42.040 --> 0:06:44.679 We called it Maltomania, so I can't reuse that title, 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:48.039 well as I do Multimania two malto Boogloo. 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:51.000 No, it has to be an m You don't remember 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:51.920 they had a whole movie. 0:06:51.960 --> 0:06:54.480 It was a movie I know, Electric Boogoloo. Yes, yeah, okay, 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:56.640 that's the joke of it. But what movie was that? 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:58.440 It wasn't it Saturday Night Live? 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:01.120 No, it was this something something electric boogoloo. It was 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:02.280 a movie surn Knife Fever. 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:05.120 I don't think so, yes, because they had a sequel. 0:07:05.360 --> 0:07:07.320 I don't know if it was that. Check it out, Andy, 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:10.360 get up your little device. There is this a phone? 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:13.520 Well I go down to this advice cereal sack. I'm 0:07:13.560 --> 0:07:16.960 not sure which one you want. You loved cocoros. 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:17.880 Right, remember a break in? 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:18.280 Yeah? 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:19.960 I was right, but it's no, it's not. 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:20.680 It's not. 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:24.920 It's the breakdancing movie. They're one, yeah, break into electric boogloo. 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:26.880 All right, So did you want. 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:28.400 To do scooters? Dancing? 0:07:28.520 --> 0:07:30.440 Scooters are rush scooters? 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:33.240 Yes? Scooters? Yes, scooters. You love scooters scooters. 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:34.400 But these are different scooters. 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:37.240 Okay, sounds good. These are honey nuts one. 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:40.680 These are cinnamon oat crunch scooters. Cinnamon crin, cinnamon oat 0:07:40.680 --> 0:07:41.280 crunch scooters. 0:07:41.280 --> 0:07:42.760 Hello, multi mile. This bag is heavy? 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:49.600 Okay, right, it is heavy? Hm uh cinnamon oat crunch. 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:57.080 Why guys, whoa that's what he said? Oh? The bolt acorn? 0:07:57.800 --> 0:08:00.440 What isn't that an acorn? No, it's a bear. 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:02.840 No, this is I don't think it's a hat. That's 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:06.320 an acorn. That's a baseball cap. It's flying off. 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:09.240 As thought this. I mean I could see it in 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:11.880 for a second look like I was about to make 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:13.080 fun of you, but then I realized I can't. 0:08:13.120 --> 0:08:13.880 You can make fun of me. 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:16.120 But then see he's slipping on the he's slipping in 0:08:16.120 --> 0:08:17.880 the milk puddle and his hat flew off. 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:20.360 They should really this is a work hazard, you guy, 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:24.240 the big falling down a rapid He's slipping off scooters. 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:25.560 They really got to fix that. Now. 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:28.600 Remember, it's love it or it's free. So I don't know, 0:08:28.760 --> 0:08:30.280 I hate it. Should we get the money back? That 0:08:30.400 --> 0:08:31.440 was almost six dollars that. 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:32.640 I would get my six dollars back. 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:33.840 I don't know if I have the receipt anymore. 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:36.719 I would get a nice Lacrois selter with that. 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:40.559 It's Lacroix. Why do you say that it's Lacroix. 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:43.800 It's French, about France. 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:45.599 So these are about the size of cheerio. It's a 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:47.920 little clumpy. They have some. 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:48.920 Chunks on them. 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:53.120 They smell very smells official cinnamon to me. 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:57.760 I see good oats on there. This could be interesting. 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:00.959 Sit me now, post me later. 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:01.560 Huh. 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:03.400 These bags are very noisy. 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:09.040 They are like extremely It has a good smell, but 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:10.720 I'm a little concerned. 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:12.880 By the way today we are using one percent great 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:14.440 value milk, also from Walmart. 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:18.959 Yeah, it was a great value. It lived up to 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:21.320 its name. I love that for you. I smell like 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:22.199 apple cinnamon. 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:24.880 Cheerios, cinnamon oat crunch scooters. 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:26.840 Oh that's why he's on a scooter. 0:09:27.040 --> 0:09:34.160 Hello, all right, mm hmm this is apple cinnamon cheerios. 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:34.920 I don't know about that. 0:09:35.240 --> 0:09:42.199 Yeah, okay, nearly identical. 0:09:42.679 --> 0:09:47.360 I'm going to disagree there. It's it's uh, it's good. 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:51.439 It's underwhelming, but it's good. I will give it three 0:09:51.440 --> 0:09:52.200 balls in a spoon. 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:59.600 So let me think I'm a stuffy today in this case, 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:05.720 tooth hurts. Okay, in this case, I like apple cinnamon 0:10:05.760 --> 0:10:06.440 cheerios better. 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:12.440 But if not, it is it's a completely different cereal. 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:15.400 It's not because I never taste apples in my apple 0:10:15.440 --> 0:10:16.840 cinnamon apples in here? 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:20.040 Am I allowed to make my point? 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:21.520 Or do I need to go right ahead? 0:10:21.520 --> 0:10:22.560 Fite to make it? Go ahead? 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:24.240 Like do I need to have like a gladiator style 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:25.600 duel to the death just to say what. 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:26.160 I'm trying to say? 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:31.120 Also different brand, but go on, gladieater no cheerios, Okay, Yeah, great. 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:35.760 Any Cheerios that is general males very good? 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:41.679 And who makes maltimeal uh malt products No Kellogg's. 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:42.160 No. 0:10:45.120 --> 0:10:49.439 Post Yes, Andrew, by default, you got it right. By default, 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:52.680 you got it right. Next go make your point. Sorry, 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:53.800 Apple everything great. 0:10:54.080 --> 0:10:56.960 Yeah, so it tastes like apple cinnamonterials, but it also 0:10:57.240 --> 0:10:58.360 is a little crunchier. 0:10:58.520 --> 0:11:00.439 And I can't say why, but if you is just. 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:01.840 Underwhelming, it's the molasses. 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:05.240 Yeah, it's just I give it four bowls. I don't 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:06.280 hate it. 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:09.760 See that review that you gave it would make me 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:11.199 think that it was gonna go a lot lower. 0:11:11.040 --> 0:11:13.200 Than and the taste because the taste is still there. 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:15.840 It's just like it's not apple cinnamon quality. 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:17.240 You see other different colors. 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:19.000 There are some that are darker than others, like more 0:11:19.400 --> 0:11:22.520 more cinnamon, Yeah on some of those. Yeah, all right, 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:25.199 it'll go back in just to taste. 0:11:25.360 --> 0:11:26.760 Yeah, you're good. Four balls? 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:31.240 All right, all right, I guess we'll be back. Oh yeah, 0:11:31.720 --> 0:11:33.520 we'll be back. This gonna be this is gonna be 0:11:33.520 --> 0:11:36.600 a shorty. These are broken. This is not the right box. 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:38.040 What's gonna play? 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:40.640 Oh no, I. 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:46.319 Don't want to plus no, I about trombone doesn't even 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:47.560 make sense. We'll be right back. 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:49.400 Well, yeah, if you pugged in headphones you would. 0:11:49.440 --> 0:11:53.559 Oh sorry, even though there was no commercials there. 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:56.679 Thank you for taking that quick two second break with us. 0:11:58.120 --> 0:12:00.640 This is Serial Killers, the podcast where we talk about cereal, 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:03.400 we eat it, and Andrew checks his phone constantly. I just 0:12:03.520 --> 0:12:05.880 gotta make sure nobody's trying to reach out to me 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:07.080 for these fifteen minutes. 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:09.280 I oh, wait a minute. 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:09.640 I'm sorry. 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:10.800 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:14.040 I'm going back and I'm reading the YouTube comments in 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:16.920 my mind. Stop being a dick to Andrew. Like it 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:19.120 better when you guys are nice to each other. Stop 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:19.839 stop stop. 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:21.600 Okay, this is another reason why I had to sign 0:12:21.600 --> 0:12:22.760 you up for those YouTube comments. 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:25.000 Hey buddy, hey, are you ready for the next one? 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:26.200 Of course, got it's. 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:28.160 Gonna be another bag of Multimeal cereal. 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:28.920 I'm shook. 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:30.240 I got it at the Walmart. 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:31.040 Okay. 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:34.760 Walmart generally has the biggest variety of Multimeal and other 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:40.280 cereals in bags. Yeah you're good, Yeah, okay, you're ready. 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:44.160 Yeah there. Uh it's Coca. It's not Coco Russ, it's Ruth. 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:47.640 It's close to Ruth. It's Ruth, it's you ready? 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:50.520 Yeah? Can you join me home today? I can't? Sorry, man, 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:52.280 do you think just because you ask me here, I'm 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:52.600 gonna go. 0:12:52.679 --> 0:12:56.800 Yeah, it's cookita rusts. 0:12:56.840 --> 0:13:01.080 It's literally they got all over you. Happen, it's all 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:05.000 over you. Why is that happening? 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:08.840 They don't they don't see these bags very well. 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:12.320 No, it's in the perforation. Oh there is a hole. No, 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:15.679 there's a hole. Well, malca meal, we're getting no money back. 0:13:15.720 --> 0:13:16.920 I wonder if there's a mouse in here. 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:18.439 Can you imagine? 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:22.520 We still have to eat it though they don't wait 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:22.840 for me. 0:13:22.920 --> 0:13:24.040 Well, we have to eat it. So that's all the 0:13:24.040 --> 0:13:24.920 marshmallow dust. 0:13:25.440 --> 0:13:28.200 Your marshmallow dust. These are naturally and an artificially flavored 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:31.040 cookie dough rus. Look at that. That's the hole. Yeah, 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:32.640 I said there's a hole one. So what I'm gonna 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:34.360 do is I'm gonna open it. I'm gonna pour out 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:35.760 a bunch because I don't want to go near the top. 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:37.959 That happen either it ripped on the way in, or 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:40.320 there's an animal in here. I don't know. Hang on, well, 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:42.280 I'm gonna dump someone it. This bag goes into trash, 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:42.839 real trash. 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:45.400 But what about the multi yeald promise that you'd get 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:46.440 your six dollars back. 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:48.679 Well, the hole in the bag is not their fault. 0:13:49.480 --> 0:13:51.680 Oh wow, you pour it out like half the bag. 0:13:51.760 --> 0:13:53.719 Well, I mean, if there's any mouse droppings in here, 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:55.400 I don't want them to eat in my cup. 0:13:55.480 --> 0:13:57.600 You know, I love that. 0:13:57.679 --> 0:14:01.199 I'm noticing because I don't sit in here anymore. 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:04.000 What just the little things you're starting to hoard again? 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:09.840 What am I hoarding? What do you see? What are 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:10.480 we doing with this? 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:11.719 I'm planting flowers in them? 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:14.679 When because I'm in the middle of planting flowers at 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:16.679 my house. Okay, so why don't you bring this hong? 0:14:16.720 --> 0:14:18.199 I'm going to I just keep forgetting because they're on 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:20.160 the floor next to the trash. All right, so we 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:24.160 got two of these, so Coco roo cereal, do just 0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:27.240 break it now? You're such an ass man. No, the 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:30.640 wires maybe came untangled. Ass man? What show? 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:34.080 What comedy from the nineties Howard Stern Private Part What 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:38.360 comedy from the nineties television show Howard Stern Private ass Man? 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:41.680 It was a comedy in the nineties. Howard Stern is 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:42.600 not a comedy. 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:42.720 Not a movie. 0:14:42.760 --> 0:14:46.680 A TV show had the TV show, not fart Man 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:52.880 TV show nineties. I don't know Kramer, Okay, Kramer? 0:14:53.440 --> 0:14:59.800 Really? Is that the one with Mike, the the guymer. 0:14:58.480 --> 0:15:00.080 The comedian who said the bad word and never and 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:04.800 hates him now? Oh Seinfeld, Yes, that he had as 0:15:04.840 --> 0:15:06.160 Man license plates on his car. 0:15:06.440 --> 0:15:07.400 That's funny, all right. 0:15:07.840 --> 0:15:10.640 So anyway, these are these are like a cookie dough 0:15:10.680 --> 0:15:13.320 and chocolate flavored looking pieces with some marshmallows in there. 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:15.680 Except this looks like peanut butter. 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:18.840 It's not, though, but don't do it over there? 0:15:18.840 --> 0:15:23.560 What if it spills as you just spill dust everywhere? 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:24.760 Yeah, but liquid is worse. 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:28.160 Okay, learn about consistencies seriously. 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:33.080 Ready, make sure you get both colors and marshmallows. 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:36.080 Okay, mmmm hm. 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:41.720 Again it's interesting. Gott I get the cookie Cris vibe 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:45.640 from it? Got the cookie Cris with marshmallows? 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:49.040 Is what this is? It's not It's not just like. 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:51.120 That last thing. Wasn't freaking cinnamon apple cheerios. 0:15:52.880 --> 0:16:01.080 This tastes like, won't do another spoonful rat, don't rattet droppings. Yeah, 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:03.400 this tastes like ugh, I like it? 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:08.200 Mm hmm more balls? 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:16.600 Yeah, I actually think I like this a lot. 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:17.800 Just slobbered milk all over me. 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:21.640 And I see what you're saying now with cookie crisp? Right, well, you. 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:22.960 Don't know cookie cris dear. 0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:31.520 Four balls from me? Who makes cookie crisp? General Mill 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:35.280 who used to make cookie crisp? Uh? The post? 0:16:35.760 --> 0:16:41.120 No checkerboard, checkerboard, yeah, checkerboard cereals Ralston, Ralston. 0:16:41.280 --> 0:16:46.640 Yeah, uh, who wouldn't know that? You give it? What now? 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:48.880 One ball? 0:16:49.840 --> 0:16:50.840 Four balls in a spoon? 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:54.960 Look at you? That's good. It is good like the 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:59.320 bits by themselves are not what bits? The cookie parts 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:01.840 are not good? Like I'm just gonna be honest. How 0:17:01.840 --> 0:17:02.920 do you give it four balls in this spoon if 0:17:02.920 --> 0:17:04.919 it's not good? Because the marshmallow really kicks it up? 0:17:05.000 --> 0:17:09.400 Yeah, like a spoonful without it, you're like, and then 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:10.639 you get it with the marshmallos and you're like. 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:13.119 Hmm, it might be better if a rat had gnawed 0:17:13.119 --> 0:17:15.240 into it. No, I don't know if maybe if it 0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:19.440 was pressure. I'm picturing look at other teeth marks on that. 0:17:19.600 --> 0:17:23.040 No. Is it just a puncture. There's a punt. 0:17:23.160 --> 0:17:24.480 It's a puncture wound, right, yeah? 0:17:24.800 --> 0:17:28.240 Yeah, it probably just fell of against some gratitudey well 0:17:28.560 --> 0:17:31.160 then they'd be cute little rats in there mixing spaghetti 0:17:31.200 --> 0:17:36.480 in the bottom. All right, well that was a very 0:17:37.400 --> 0:17:42.200 So we're gonna call it malto And you know I 0:17:42.280 --> 0:17:47.000 need an M word, malto no, because if these ratings 0:17:47.040 --> 0:17:48.600 are above meh. 0:17:48.160 --> 0:17:50.200 What do you think, gratitudey? What should we name it? 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:59.880 What do you say? Oh? What? He says? Malto? Madness? Okay, got, 0:17:59.880 --> 0:18:01.679 it's really great ratitude? Thank you? 0:18:02.080 --> 0:18:03.640 I like that, Walt, Oh madness? 0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:07.679 Where are we going after this ratitude? No? 0:18:07.800 --> 0:18:10.600 Scott's not driving you home? Oh yes, Also we're not 0:18:10.640 --> 0:18:15.120 having ramen. Well, Sawyer's almost dead because he's been home 0:18:15.160 --> 0:18:17.440 since four o'clock in the morning. He needs to go out, right, 0:18:17.440 --> 0:18:18.040 his legs are. 0:18:17.920 --> 0:18:20.359 Cross You say this what all the time? 0:18:20.400 --> 0:18:21.359 But his legs are crossed? 0:18:22.080 --> 0:18:25.480 You say this every time. And yet it's like if 0:18:25.560 --> 0:18:27.200 Elvis was here and was like, all right, we're going 0:18:27.200 --> 0:18:31.159 to legg you be like, yes, let me get my purse. 0:18:32.840 --> 0:18:34.080 All right? How long does rama take? 0:18:34.080 --> 0:18:35.359