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Speaker 1: Ladies and Genstice is the moment you've waited for. The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show was here. Get your butt at the front door.

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Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the world, and

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Speaker 1: we're gonna do it in style. It's time for the

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Speaker 1: best Ready, go you've heard in a while, the Jews Show.

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Speaker 1: Happy Birthday, Alex Fresh, Go go. It's Alex's birthday yesterday.

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Speaker 1: It's a Jewel Show. Thank you. Yes, you're welcome. Happy Birthday,

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Alex is one of those people that really

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Speaker 1: needs to She's not one of those it's my birthday

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Speaker 1: mom people. Yeah, but we will be celebrating Alex's birthday today.

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Speaker 1: And I asked her yesterday how she wanted to celebrate

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Speaker 1: on the show, and all she said was that she

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Speaker 1: wanted to do the Wheel of Misfortune. Yes, I did

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Speaker 1: hit the intro music. Okay, that's right, It's time for

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Speaker 1: the Wheel of Misfortune. The birthday girl, Alex Fresh, for

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Speaker 1: some reason, requested that we do the Wheel Misfortune today.

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Speaker 1: So she's got a wheel behind her her. She's about

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Speaker 1: to spin it and see who will take the heap

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Speaker 1: and helping of birthday Cake in the face of punishment

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Speaker 1: that the wheel is dishing out today. I'm assuming that

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Speaker 1: he's either myself or English Evan, who are gonna be punished.

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Speaker 1: We'll find out if Alex punishes herself for her birthday,

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Speaker 1: gives herself her own spankings, Alex Fresh take it away. So,

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Speaker 1: so we used to the little fortune back in the day.

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Speaker 1: And what it is. We have this fancy little spinner

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Speaker 1: wheel and there's about twenty tabs on it. By fancy

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Speaker 1: spinner wheel, she means, we bought it off Amazon. It's lovely.

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Speaker 1: You can put whatever you want to it's like dry

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Speaker 1: a race whatever. It's like a punishment wheel. So and

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Speaker 1: it's my choice today. Every single tab is Alex's choice, okay.

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Speaker 1: And what I want to do, I'm gonna pick one

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Speaker 1: of you two jubil oven okay, and it's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a punishment that's all day long. That's a reoccurring punishment.

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Speaker 1: So whatever punishment you choose, and whichever person you choose

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Speaker 1: that's correct. And what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: out at the jewel show Instagram story. Okay, all day

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Speaker 1: to day whatever, I'm just spend the wheel, all right,

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Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna see what it lands on. You

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Speaker 1: guys know what your punishment is? What span that wheel?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? Why it's Alex's choice. How did it

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Speaker 1: get on the landed on Alex's choice? That's so weird?

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Speaker 1: Every single piece of the wheel says Alex's choice. All right,

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Speaker 1: birthday girl, all right, here we go. I'm scared. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna pick for the punishment. Yeah, my husband's jewel. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, why me in your face? Because I

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Speaker 1: live with you and you you annoy me all day normally.

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Speaker 1: But I gave you one of your birthday presents early.

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Speaker 1: I know. That was so sweet of you. It was amazing.

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Speaker 1: It was like a huge amethyst crystal. Okay, which is

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Speaker 1: also but screw you. Yeah, So here's your punishment. I

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Speaker 1: have it. I'm ready. You already have the punishment already

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Speaker 1: to give it to you. Are you ready for your punishment? Um?

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Speaker 1: I guess so all right, what is it? So every

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Speaker 1: you need to do those two things. So if you

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Speaker 1: There's more of a punishment for you, Alex. Because Alex

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Speaker 1: the Jewil show. Other than that, happy birthday, Alex fresh

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Speaker 1: to Alex Fresh too. Make sure you check the Instagram

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Speaker 1: story the Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone

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Speaker 1: frame mornings. Hello, Hey, this is coach Danny. Was looking

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Speaker 1: for Nicole. This is she settling. It's gonna be a

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Speaker 1: little bit of a phone call. Hello. I'm sorry, yes, hello, yeah, Hi.

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Speaker 1: My name is coach Danny. I'm an assistant football coach

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Speaker 1: for the Red Raiders and Dana, how are you doing.

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Speaker 1: I don't think i've actually met you. You've probably met

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Speaker 1: the other coaches, um, but I am calling you today

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Speaker 1: to talk about your son. What was your son's name? Again? Aaron?

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Speaker 1: It's hard for me to hearing you. It's a little obnoxious.

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Speaker 1: I'm not only not bringing snack, but I'm snacking my

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you. What. Yeah, it's a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: Your husband set you up? My husband didn't. Yeah, my

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Speaker 1: husband's responsible for this. Yes, he said that your son

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Speaker 1: for any celebrity to be a politician, it would be

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Speaker 1: post Malone, The Jewil Show. Why post Malone, Well, because

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Speaker 1: I think that post Malone would be a great politician.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, the reason that I bring that up

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Speaker 1: is that Matthew McConaughey, you guys know him, actually might

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Speaker 1: They did a poll and forty five percent of Texans

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Speaker 1: to bomb Texas. Seems like, hey, well, alright, alright, I

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Speaker 1: guess I'll just let him bomb it. AT mean, bombit,

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Speaker 1: they bombit. I mean, we're gonna be fine. Right, we

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Speaker 1: alright we're having at Matthew McConaughey. All right now, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: Like Rickey Mouse, what celebrity would you guys vote for, Alex?

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Speaker 1: I would have to vote for Chelsea Handler. Who's that

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Speaker 1: watch out. I don't really know. I don't know you

418
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Speaker 1: very well. I just know you from two seconds ago

419
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,119
Speaker 1: when we picked up the phone. So you tell so

420
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Speaker 1: you could tell us a dirty little secret. How scared

421
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,920
Speaker 1: should we be? On a scale of one to ten,

422
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:54,600
Speaker 1: Like when it comes to you actually predicting things that happen,

423
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:59,240
Speaker 1: what's your batting average? I am I'm a very a

424
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Speaker 1: very good psyche. I really trust my abilities, and I'm

425
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:06,720
Speaker 1: I would say I have had worse visions about like

426
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,320
Speaker 1: horrible things happening. So I would say it's probably going

427
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:14,120
Speaker 1: to be like a five level of danger for one

428
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,840
Speaker 1: of you. Five. So where does that rank on a

429
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 1: scale of like crash my car to spill my milk?

430
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,920
Speaker 1: Like what's kind of in that range? I feel like

431
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,879
Speaker 1: it's going to be there might be a broken bone

432
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,000
Speaker 1: or there might be some some heartbreak there. I see

433
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 1: like a vision of like breaking and snapping. So either

434
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:41,240
Speaker 1: a bone breaking or you're heartbreaking. Oh no, okay, those

435
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:45,680
Speaker 1: don't sound very good and you can't judge who it is.

436
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 1: I can't know. It's just anytime I listen to the show,

437
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 1: I just I see the vision of the snapping and

438
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,199
Speaker 1: the breaking and the cracking, and also I see a

439
00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:01,240
Speaker 1: lot of crying the morning of That sounds like hearty

440
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:03,959
Speaker 1: more than anything. Going to be a hard week, I guess.

441
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 1: Could it be? Could it just be that we've been

442
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 1: eating a lot of pistachios in studio lately and that's

443
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 1: the cracking and the breaking, and then when backupstachios runs out.

444
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:17,359
Speaker 1: Everybody knows people cry when that happens. Could that be it? Okay,

445
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 1: I really I don't think it's the fistachios, but I

446
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 1: mean it could be. It could be. It could be

447
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,239
Speaker 1: a fistachio thing. All right, all right, well you go

448
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 1: on with your psychic self, yeah, and follow follow up

449
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 1: with us, call us back the day after tomorrow. It's

450
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 1: going to be what's the last thing tomorrow? What's the

451
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:37,240
Speaker 1: last thing that you got? Right? Um? Actually, I've I've

452
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:42,440
Speaker 1: predicted seven of my closest friends pregnancies, so I yeah,

453
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 1: I know before they do seven of them. Now, Yeah, okay, okay,

454
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 1: I am definitely not coming into tomorrow. When I asked

455
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,200
Speaker 1: about your batting average, that's what I meant, like, how

456
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 1: often are you right? Seven friends? You've Yeah, over the

457
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,680
Speaker 1: course of over years, I've had seven of my friends

458
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:02,679
Speaker 1: who I have predicted their pregnancies before they've known, and

459
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:07,680
Speaker 1: they found out through me. Wow, well we're screwed. Thanks

460
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:10,360
Speaker 1: for telling us your dirty little secret. We appreciate you cooling,

461
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 1: Keep safe, keep safe Bye. I'm sending you all goodbybe

462
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:18,480
Speaker 1: thank you. All right, what's your dirty little Secret? The

463
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Speaker 1: Jewel Show on Demand and welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network Where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For Wednesday, April twenty first, twenty twenty one. I'm Jewel

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Speaker 1: Fresh and I'm about to get half naked. No more

467
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Speaker 1: on that story in just a second. But first, before

468
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Speaker 1: we get to that, let's meet the idiots. I'm a

469
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Speaker 1: expression Corney Cartagian is living her best life with her

470
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Speaker 1: new ex boy band member Travis Barker and got caught

471
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:46,639
Speaker 1: sucking on more than you know what? WHOA You're about that?

472
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,639
Speaker 1: In a second, I'm English Evan and a cat in

473
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Speaker 1: Panama was cult smuggling drugs. All right, we'll hear about

474
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Speaker 1: both those stories, but first, for our lead story of

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Speaker 1: the day on the I n N, The Idiot News

476
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Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the news. My wife,

477
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Speaker 1: my hero, my co hot. It's her birthday today, Happy birthday,

478
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Speaker 1: Alex Free. And I said I would be getting half naked,

479
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:07,880
Speaker 1: and I will do that right now for your birthday.

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Speaker 1: That's the lead story in today's I n N. Save

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Speaker 1: that for late please. This is the I n N,

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Speaker 1: the idiot news where idiots aren't just in the news,

483
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:21,680
Speaker 1: live local, late breaking. This just in. It's Alex Fresh's birthday,

484
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 1: and now I'm going to sing her a song and

485
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:28,199
Speaker 1: dance for her. Oh my god, happy birth Oh you,

486
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:35,399
Speaker 1: happy birthday. Oh my god. Oh that's what he was

487
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 1: talking about. Oh he's actually helth naked. That's my hair, hey,

488
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 1: and my freaking earbud. No shut, he's smacking his butts. Yeah,

489
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:52,440
Speaker 1: that was the sexiest ever. That is I love you too,

490
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 1: Happy birthday. Now, that just hugging. It's love you. It's

491
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 1: a really weird hug. Now, I'm uncomfortable. That makes two

492
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 1: of us put a shout on. That's what you meant

493
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: when you're gonna be half naked. I was like, what

494
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,919
Speaker 1: he legit? Though? He looks pretty good. I mean, come on, hello,

495
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 1: yeah good, yes, yes, I'm back at my microphone now

496
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,880
Speaker 1: oh my god, singing out without a shot. Iron. This

497
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 1: is the Iron N, the Idiot News Network where idiots

498
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 1: art just in the news. That was our lead story.

499
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh and I'm still topless. But for our

500
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 1: next story of today, let's send it on over to

501
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: the birthday girl, Alex Fresh. Alex Yeah, that's me, all right.

502
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,920
Speaker 1: It's of Courtney Kardashian. You know, she's one of my faves.

503
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 1: Are you porting her a lot? But Travis Barker, her

504
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 1: new boyfriend, Yeah, posted a video of a TikTok trend

505
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:44,919
Speaker 1: going on right now and is of Courtney sucking his thumb. Gosh,

506
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,879
Speaker 1: but it looks like she's sucking on one of his

507
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 1: other appendages. Oh really until she lifted up and then

508
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 1: you can right, So it's like it's kind of funny though,

509
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: right is it is? And I was like, dang, And

510
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,719
Speaker 1: she's you know, she's literally living her best life right now?

511
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,919
Speaker 1: Is she? She's been through a lot, She has several kids,

512
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 1: and she is in this new relationship with Travis, and

513
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 1: I think she's like so in love and they're posting

514
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 1: so much PDA. It's not like her. I bet she's

515
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 1: like also happy to kind of live a little bit

516
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 1: more because she's been with people who aren't like as

517
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 1: extravagant as Travis is, and he's pretty out there. Courtney Kardashian,

518
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 1: Courtney right has been with what was her Scott they

519
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 1: weren't married. They weren't married, Okay Scott and who else

520
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,160
Speaker 1: I don't remember did they play for She wasn't totally

521
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 1: open about it like this one, and so I'm really

522
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,919
Speaker 1: happy for her and it looks like she's totally in

523
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 1: love and like lots of PDA, you guys have to

524
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 1: go check out the video because a lot of truly

525
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 1: looks like you know, I think, what if it wasn't

526
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 1: his thumb and his l looks like a thumb and

527
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 1: that's a really good edit or a really small and

528
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: I sad for her. Then his thing is on the

529
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 1: wrong part of his body. Thank you very much for that, Alex.

530
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 1: This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network

531
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. They report that

532
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 1: I mentioned I'm shirtless because it's Alex Fresh's birthday. For

533
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 1: our next story of the day, let's set it on

534
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 1: overa to English seven, who's staring at my nipples? You

535
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 1: really are hairless, like I am, that's recently you did? Yeah,

536
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: that stuff is crazy. I used it once and it

537
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: like burnt my skin. Yeah. Anyway, a drug runner's fluffy

538
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 1: white cat was caught running narcotics into a prison in Panama.

539
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 1: It had a contraband in a pouch tied around its neck,

540
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 1: and the criminal cat in question has been taken to

541
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 1: an adoption center. Since what the hell is wrong with people? Yeah,

542
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: apparently though the prison people said that it's not the

543
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 1: first time that this has happened with animals, so there's

544
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 1: not guards around that. Like can see an animal come

545
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 1: in with catchy thing around its neck? They probably are,

546
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 1: But well, and that's why this one was caught. But like,

547
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 1: you know, if you see a cat, you don't automatically think,

548
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 1: oh drug runner, I do just every single cat, I

549
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, I mean, don't take my advice,

550
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 1: but I would think that they should stick up somewhere

551
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 1: else around a neck. What you think? So you're instead

552
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 1: of being like, how the cat get in there, you're like,

553
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 1: how did the cat get caught? You guys are slacking

554
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 1: any knows, don't put it on the cat's put it

555
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: in the bum bump everybody knows. That's how humans do it. Hello,

556
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 1: that's how cat should do it. It's try some new

557
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 1: stuff with my cat's nie. Wow, that's shocking. Before Oh

558
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 1: my god, you are about the job. Should you actually

559
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 1: do that, you might lose your job. I wouldn't do

560
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 1: that your catalone. Or if I do, at least film

561
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 1: it on the internet. Well, nothing lose yo job. You

562
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 1: about to lose activity job. My cat. By the way,

563
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: yo job, I know, we know you love a cat.

564
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 1: Maybe a little bit too much. The I n N

565
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 1: is done for the day, but thank you very much

566
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,719
Speaker 1: for listening. That. That was the i n N, the

567
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just in the news,

568
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: they report the news and should stay far away from

569
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 1: their cats. Tomorrow for another hard report the Jebil Show

570
00:30:51,040 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 1: on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame mornings. That's one. Hello. Hi,

571
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: my name is Smitty. Um. You don't know me, but

572
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 1: is this Emily who is dating Dan? Um? Yes, it's Smitty.

573
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 1: I don't I don't think I know who this is.

574
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, you're you're you've just

575
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 1: started dating Dan? Yes, yes I did, Yes, we we

576
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 1: we have just started dating, and Okay, how long have

577
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: you guys been dating? We've I mean we've been dating

578
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 1: for a couple of months, so a couple of months.

579
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 1: And he hasn't told you about Smitty at all. No,

580
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 1: I'm I'm really not hi. Oh that hurts you might know. Okay,

581
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 1: your new boyfriend, who you know is Dan? I know

582
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 1: his dad. I'm his son, Smitty. We Dan had a son. Okay,

583
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 1: it sounds like we've both we're both learning something here. Okay,

584
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 1: you didn't know that dad had a kid and that

585
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 1: kid is me, Smittie. No, how old are you twenty seven? What?

586
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 1: All right? Twenty nine? I'm twenty nine. I can't believe

587
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: he never he didn't tell me this. Oh yeah, you're surprised. Hello,

588
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 1: imagine how surprised I am. I'm his son. I haven't

589
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 1: even seen the guy ever. We never even hung out.

590
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,479
Speaker 1: And everybody he dates I try to call him. And

591
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 1: every time he gets a new girlfriend or you know,

592
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 1: he's had three wives now, every time he gets a

593
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: new girlfriend or a wife, I tried to get a

594
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 1: hold of them to see if they can like connect us,

595
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 1: And so far, you're the first person that I've actually

596
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 1: talked to wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you

597
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 1: said he why this? How he's been married? Um? Dad

598
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: has had three wives that I know of. What. Yeah,

599
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 1: And the thing is I tried to get ahold of them.

600
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 1: I can never get ahold of them either. So you're

601
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: the first person I've actually got a hold of us.

602
00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 1: So I'm super excited because I would really like to

603
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: meet my dad. Well, so you've never met him? No? Never?

604
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, I need to go. I need,

605
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 1: I need. I need to call I need to call him. Um, okay,

606
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 1: what do you well? Okay, no, can you three away

607
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 1: him with me because I want to talk to you? No? No, no,

608
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: I'm I am not your mom. No you gonna call

609
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 1: your real mom. Oh I don't know her either. Yeah. No. Uh,

610
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 1: raised by the street a bunch of people. I need,

611
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 1: I need, I need, I need to go. I need

612
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: to call him. What's wrong? I don't understand what's wrong? Mom? What?

613
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 1: What do you know? I am not your mom? And

614
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 1: I I was like, what is wrong? Is that I

615
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: have my due? Boyfriend's adult son is calling me out

616
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: of the blue, and Ben tells me that he has

617
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 1: been married three times before. And I did this just

618
00:33:56,160 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: overwhelming for me. So that is what a jokes there? What? Yeah,

619
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 1: that's probably joking around, right, I mean that's pretty funny.

620
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 1: Keep that a secret from someone for a while. I

621
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 1: don't think that that's funny at all, you know, No, No,

622
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,839
Speaker 1: I don't think that's funny. Because I need to call

623
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 1: him because he has some freaking explaining to do all

624
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: this stuff. He could explain it's a prank phone call.

625
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: Maybe that would help. Wait, what, Yeah, maybe he could

626
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,760
Speaker 1: explain that this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show

627
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your new boyfriend

628
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 1: Dan set you up. Wait, you're you're so you are

629
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: serious that this is not real? No, it's not real.

630
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 1: He doesn't have an adult son named Smitty, and I

631
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: don't think he's been married before. He said that he

632
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: isn't really enjoyed getting to know you. Actually, Oh my god,

633
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 1: you cannot imagine how relieved. What was the worst part

634
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 1: the thing that he had been married three times or

635
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 1: that I was his son? Yeah? I think the son

636
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 1: might have been the worst part of that. Wake up

637
00:34:56,560 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 1: every morning with Jebil phone pranks, The Jewil Show on

638
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 1: Demand New Hits one six point one, First Date follow up.

639
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 1: You know, as a guy, when you're out on a

640
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 1: date and your fly accidentally is left down by fly,

641
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,320
Speaker 1: I mean zipper. Do you have to go to the bathroom?

642
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 1: You can go one of two ways, right, Either your

643
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:22,359
Speaker 1: date season goes wow, I have to have another date

644
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 1: with this guy, or they see it and go wow.

645
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 1: That's that's the app And Noah's on the phone for

646
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 1: a first date follow up right now. Apparently he had

647
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 1: an issue with a zipper. Oh no, he thinks he

648
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 1: might not be getting a call back because of it.

649
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 1: We'll get to that in just a second. Noah, what's up.

650
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 1: How are you? Hey? How's it going? Yeah? Good, pretty good.

651
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 1: That's too bad. So you went out with a girl

652
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 1: named Zoe? Yes, all right, and before we get to

653
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 1: the zipper incident that I want to hear about that, yeah,

654
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 1: very badly, Nah, tell us a little bit about Zoe.

655
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 1: You know, everyone kind of has this checklist of the

656
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: qualifiers that make them want to go on a second date,

657
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 1: and you know, take it even further but literally show

658
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: up with a clipboard with a checklist of things to

659
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 1: check off. No, no, I left that in my car. Okay,

660
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 1: good idea? Yeah yeah, so yeah, she just she was

661
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: she was funny. She uh. We had intellectual conversations as well. Um,

662
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 1: so it just wasn't like fluff anyone. Were just talking

663
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 1: about like social media and pop culture and so she

664
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 1: just had a lot of good qualities. She was beautiful

665
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 1: first of all, and we just hit it off really well. Okay,

666
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 1: well we'll tell us about the zipper thing. What happened

667
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 1: with that? Yeah, we were having it was like the

668
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 1: first course. So we were having like our salad and

669
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 1: bread and stuff, and I went to put my napkin

670
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 1: down on my lap and I noticed my zipper was down.

671
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 1: So I tried. I tried to just you know, casually,

672
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,800
Speaker 1: just try to zip it up there. And this is

673
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:02,319
Speaker 1: the tough part when you're when your zippers downs and

674
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,799
Speaker 1: you notice it in public. Yeah, it's the hard part

675
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 1: is how do I do this without people noticing? Because

676
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 1: usually people always notice as soon as you put your

677
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 1: hand on there. Everybody looks for something for whatever reason.

678
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 1: It's just the universe messing with you. Everybody looks down

679
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 1: there and you see yourself and they see you zipping

680
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,879
Speaker 1: up your zipper. So what happened anyway while you were

681
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:23,720
Speaker 1: trying to zip up your pants, so it was not working,

682
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,280
Speaker 1: like the zipper was stuck on some material or something.

683
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 1: So of course, right during a date, yeah, and I

684
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 1: had to had to use the restroom. So it's like

685
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: if I had to get up and it's not working,

686
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,919
Speaker 1: like what the heck am I doing? It looks super

687
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 1: awkward to a first date. So so I need to

688
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 1: go use the restroom and napkin was still there. So

689
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 1: I was just trying so hard to do this and

690
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 1: finally I getting zipped up. But however, I did not

691
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 1: notice that a portion of the napkin got zipped up

692
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: in it with it as well. When when I went

693
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: to stand up to go use the restroom, lo and

694
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 1: behold there was a napkin there as well. That's fun.

695
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 1: I mean, at last stage, you might as well just

696
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 1: be like, all right, dates over by, or you could

697
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: just be like, oh my god, my zippor was down.

698
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 1: First of all, how long was my zipper down? That's embarrassing,

699
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 1: And then um, also, my napkin is stuck in here?

700
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 1: Can you help me? Flag super awkward. So she she

701
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 1: obviously saw me get up, and so I had no choice,

702
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 1: but I just made a quick little joke about it.

703
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, you know, napkin was down on

704
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 1: my lap and it zipped it up. I know, my

705
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:37,320
Speaker 1: zipper was down got caught in there, So this is awkward.

706
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 1: Wom end up getting it out or did you take

707
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: a home y? Yeah? No, no, I had turned her

708
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 1: over cooking and I'm zipped in and zipped the back up. Like,

709
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 1: is that awkward moment the reason you think she's not

710
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 1: calling you back now after your date? I mean it

711
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 1: could be like I feel like she like laughed it

712
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 1: off with me, thankfully, but I mean like, was there

713
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 1: really nothing else you can think of that? Nothing else

714
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 1: at all? No? No, I mean i'd try to be

715
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:09,399
Speaker 1: okay romantic and and how long has it been since

716
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 1: you've talked to her? Yeah it was. It was just

717
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 1: last weekend. Okay, so a few days. And did you

718
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: guys end on good terms? Yeah? It was. It went

719
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:23,839
Speaker 1: well and she said, let's do this again. I walked

720
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 1: to her car and we didn't kis anything, but you know,

721
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,879
Speaker 1: sent her on her way. All right, Well, we'll play

722
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 1: a song, come back and then call her and see

723
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,799
Speaker 1: if we can figure it out for you with your

724
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 1: first date follow up? Right for this? All right? All right?

725
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 1: I think the only option is that Noah Zoe thinks

726
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: you're a PERV. That's the only thing I can think of. Okay,

727
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 1: that's the only thing I can think of if you're

728
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 1: just joining us. Right in the middle of the first

729
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 1: date follow up, Noah is on the phone and he

730
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: wants to call a woman named Zoe. They went out

731
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,280
Speaker 1: on one date, went out to dinner. He thought everything

732
00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 1: was great and really liked her. The only reason that

733
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 1: he can think of that he's not getting a call

734
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: back though, is that he had one of those moments

735
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 1: where his zipper was down because he forgot to zip

736
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 1: it up after he went to the bathroom and he

737
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 1: noticed it at the table, and then he was trying

738
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 1: to zip it up and without her noticing, which is

739
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 1: hard to do, and then he actually zipped up his

740
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 1: napkin in his pants, and then when he stood up,

741
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 1: there was a napkin hanging out of the crotch area

742
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 1: of his pants, and he had to explain to her

743
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: what happened. And my guess is she maybe thinks that

744
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,959
Speaker 1: your zipper wasn't down and that you were doing something weird.

745
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,359
Speaker 1: That's the only thing I can think of. Well, I mean,

746
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: I hope, it's not that I really liked her. And yeah,

747
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 1: well we'll call her right now and see if we

748
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 1: can figure it out. Okay, all right, all right, here

749
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 1: we go, zip up, here we go. Hello, I may

750
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 1: I speak to Zoe? Who's calling? My name's Jewel. My

751
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 1: name is Alex. My name is and this is the

752
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: Jewel Show. What is the Jewel Show? It's a radio show.

753
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 1: Why are you calling me? We'll calling you because we

754
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: do a segment on the show called the first Date

755
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 1: follow up. If you go out on a date with

756
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,760
Speaker 1: someone and then don't call them back, they can email

757
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: us to get you on the phone and figure out

758
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 1: what happened. So you recently went out on a date

759
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 1: with someone who does know the show and who you're

760
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 1: not calling back. Boom Service must see about Noah, and

761
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: he wants to know why you're not calling him back. Okay,

762
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 1: well what do you want to know? Well, I'll tell

763
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 1: you what we do know, and then you can tell

764
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: us what we should know. We talked to Noah about

765
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 1: your date. He said he really liked you a lot,

766
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 1: and he thought the date was great. He said that

767
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 1: you actually told him at the end of it that

768
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 1: you guys should go out again. And since then he's

769
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:49,560
Speaker 1: tried to text you, but you've said nothing to him.

770
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: He pulled the old ghostie and he thinks that the

771
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 1: reason could be because his zipper was down on the

772
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 1: date and he accidentally zipped up his napkin into it.

773
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 1: Remember that, And yeah that was weird for you. Maybe

774
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: it was a little weird, but whatever, it happens, I guess.

775
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 1: So that's not the reason. No, I mean I haven't

776
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 1: talked to him just because I need to like kind

777
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 1: of think about things a little well what happened. I

778
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,439
Speaker 1: guess I just need to think about things a little

779
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:25,359
Speaker 1: more because like he was just I mean, we had

780
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,799
Speaker 1: good conversation stuff, but he was just like a little

781
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:31,800
Speaker 1: weird in corny in what way? Or yeah, that's what

782
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:38,319
Speaker 1: I was gonna say. Okay, So we met at a

783
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: restaurant for dinner, and like we met out in the

784
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 1: parking lot and he kissed my hand as like a hello.

785
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: Then yeah, as a hello, and then like that is

786
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,719
Speaker 1: that weird? Is that is that weird? Is that is

787
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 1: that weird to do? I think? So I agree with you.

788
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: I think that is kind of I think it's kind

789
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: of sweet. Why that's I mean, like if like somebody,

790
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:05,359
Speaker 1: like a gentleman like takes your hand, like hello, nice

791
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 1: to meet you on a first date, why it's not

792
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,759
Speaker 1: that awkward. It's not that weird. It's like he's like

793
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 1: a gentleman. I don't know, maybe in like nineteen oh

794
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: two in France. No, maybe because you're not a gentleman.

795
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna ask. So it's very split though,

796
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 1: because there are two like women on the phone. On

797
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 1: the phone, Zoe, it was weird. You said it was

798
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 1: weird for you. Alex says he thinks it would it

799
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:30,919
Speaker 1: was romantic, So maybe he thought it was romantic, right,

800
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:33,319
Speaker 1: which is why I'm like just taking some time to

801
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 1: think about things, because on one hand, you could think

802
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 1: of it as a romantic gesture. But like he also

803
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 1: as we were entering and exiting their restaurant, like with

804
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 1: the door, he did this like big grand gesture with

805
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 1: his hand, like before opening the door for me. So

806
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 1: he kissed your hand and then opening the door a

807
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 1: grand gesture. Sounds like he thinks he's escorting a queen

808
00:43:56,680 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 1: around or princess. Hello everyone, Madame Zoe, isn't rest in

809
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 1: the room. Is that what it felt? Like, Yeah, it

810
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 1: just felt like a little dishonest or in genuine like

811
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,360
Speaker 1: not genuine, I don't know, like he was trying to

812
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:16,000
Speaker 1: be almost like he's making fun of the date kind of,

813
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 1: or like he's trying to be romantic but just isn't.

814
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 1: He's missing the mark, right, trying to be romantic but

815
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 1: missing the mark. That's what it felt like. So you

816
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 1: feel like he was doing too much trying to be

817
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 1: a gentleman or or he's just corny and weird. Yeah,

818
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 1: but I'm not sure which. All right, well we can

819
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 1: find that out pretty easily because he's actually on the

820
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 1: phone listening and wants to talk to you. Wait what

821
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:46,759
Speaker 1: yeah hey listening? Yeah? Uh so you I mean you

822
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:50,360
Speaker 1: didn't like any of that, Like I mean, I was

823
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 1: just trying to be gentleman like and romantic. I thought,

824
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 1: you know, women like that kind of stuff. I do.

825
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I think opening door is like really nice,

826
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 1: but just the way that you did that like grand

827
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 1: gesture before opening the door, um made it feel like

828
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 1: what do you mean by grand gesture? Did he play

829
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 1: a trumpet? No? Like no, I like arm and then

830
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 1: like extending it and this really like felt like dramatic

831
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: way I don't know, it just seems like that wasn't

832
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 1: really you. That sounds funny, like, well, I've read that

833
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: women like that kind of stuff. They're like big grand gestures.

834
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 1: I mean, I know that women like to have the

835
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 1: door opened or I don't know if they like to

836
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:37,399
Speaker 1: have their hands kissed at the beginning of a date.

837
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 1: Though someone could see that as weird, I think that's cute.

838
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:45,280
Speaker 1: You guys, I think you're a one off. I don't know, um,

839
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 1: you know, it's just it's been a while and I

840
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: just googled ways to be romantic and that that one

841
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 1: felt natural to me. So, I mean, was it that bad, Zoe?

842
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, it just didn't feel like it was

843
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 1: really coming from you, and like, I want to date

844
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 1: somebody who's true to themselves and not like fake, and

845
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 1: so then I was like confused, you know what I mean. Oh,

846
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe it was a bit over the edge,

847
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,839
Speaker 1: but I really liked you and I would like to

848
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 1: go on a second day. Well, Noah, hold on, I

849
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 1: will ask the lady, Zoe. Lord Noah would like to

850
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:30,760
Speaker 1: request your presence on another date sometime in the near future.

851
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 1: Wouldst thou be willing to go out with Noah on

852
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 1: one more date to see if he is truly as

853
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,359
Speaker 1: romantic as he was on the first date. And if

854
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 1: that is actually him, we will pay for it. You

855
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 1: will not pay a shilling or a whatever. Yes, I

856
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:54,799
Speaker 1: would go out on a second date. Really rejoice you

857
00:46:54,880 --> 00:47:00,080
Speaker 1: got yourself a second date. Awesome? Okay, I promise I

858
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,879
Speaker 1: won't be as awkward as last as last time. Um,

859
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:06,799
Speaker 1: I can't wait see you m Yeah, I'm looking forward

860
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 1: to it too. And Noah says that he's not going

861
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 1: to overdo it. But wait till he shows up for

862
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 1: your next date. He's gonna be on a white Stallion

863
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 1: jubils first Gate follow up show on demand. At what

864
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 1: point do you just give up? It's the Jewels Show.

865
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 1: And by that I mean when we're young, we think

866
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 1: we're gonna be cool forever. Yeah. Right, But then as

867
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 1: you get older, some people start to get older, and

868
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 1: by that I mean not cool anymore older, like you

869
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 1: have friends, right, and all of a sudden, for guys,

870
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:43,920
Speaker 1: we kind of let ourselves go a little bit. As

871
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: we get older. The belly starts to get a little

872
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 1: bit bigger. You're shaving less women. We've seen it. As

873
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 1: you get older, your hair starts to shorten up just

874
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:56,320
Speaker 1: a little bit, just shorter, shorter, shorter, shorter, shorter, and

875
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,479
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, boom, full on soccer mom,

876
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 1: You're not cool anymore exactly. I've always wondered when that happens. Well,

877
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,479
Speaker 1: a new survey came out that asked adults what makes

878
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,879
Speaker 1: someone a cool mom? Woho, that's exciting. Yeah, I'm a mom.

879
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm cool or not. Still, I

880
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 1: guarantee you're a cool I feel like you said, most

881
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 1: people think they're gonna be cool forever, right, and I've

882
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 1: realized that. I'm like, oh my god, I don't know

883
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,399
Speaker 1: what that means. I don't know what that means either.

884
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 1: But a new survey ask people what makes someone a

885
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 1: cool mom. Alex is a mom's We're gonna give her

886
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: the test right now to see if she's a cool mom.

887
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,840
Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean I feel like I'm still a

888
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 1: cool mom when I go to pick up her, when

889
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 1: I when I go to the school to pick them up,

890
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 1: or when I used to I felt like I was

891
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 1: one of the cooler moms. Yeah, you know. Well, and

892
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:36,360
Speaker 1: Alex was a young mom too, so yeah, you know

893
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 1: I have a fifteen year old daughter. Yeah right, so

894
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:41,280
Speaker 1: I was. I was pregnant in a mom at eighteen.

895
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 1: So you were showing up to the schools and they

896
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 1: legit probably thought you were either a teacher at the

897
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 1: school or were in the school exactly because the parents

898
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,959
Speaker 1: are a little bit older than you. Yeah. The entire

899
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 1: time my daughter was an elementary, I was in my

900
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 1: twenties and none of her friends and nobody else parents

901
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:58,399
Speaker 1: were in their twenties like ever, And whenever she would

902
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 1: tell her friends in my age, they would be tripping out. Well,

903
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,359
Speaker 1: let's find out if Alex is a cool mom or not.

904
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 1: Well let's find out if we are. If you're a mom,

905
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: if you're a mom, you're gonna find out if your

906
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:11,760
Speaker 1: cool mom. Right now. It's pretty simple, I guess, okay,

907
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 1: to know if you're a cool mom or not. And

908
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 1: this is according to a new servit that they did

909
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 1: what people think it takes to be considered a cool mom.

910
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:21,320
Speaker 1: Number one, she talks to her kids about anything and everything.

911
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:25,879
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I made that mistake. So you wait, well

912
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,840
Speaker 1: you uncool or cool? Cool? But then I had to

913
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 1: put up boundaries and then she thought I was uncool. Yeah,

914
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,880
Speaker 1: I will say that you do, though, Alex, you do

915
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 1: pretty much. You're very open with your kids about everything,

916
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 1: and I think that is a good thing from a

917
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 1: parental standpoint. I just guessing. I'm not a parenting expert,

918
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 1: but I know if my parents are open about everything,

919
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 1: then you feel like you can talk to about stuff.

920
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 1: So if you're confused about something, you don't have to

921
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 1: be scared and hide it. That extends like through any

922
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:52,399
Speaker 1: relationship you have, whether you're a parent or a significant other,

923
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:57,760
Speaker 1: you have to communicate to have a good relationship. Bingo bongo, bingo, bongo,

924
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 1: bazooka bazinga. Um. The other thing that makes you a

925
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 1: cool mom or in this survey is that she lets

926
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,840
Speaker 1: her kids get away with some things that a quote

927
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 1: normal mom wouldn't when they were growing up. So just

928
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 1: like a bit of crack, just a little bit, like

929
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 1: a slight bit of just a sippi or Teeto's mule. Yeah,

930
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:20,360
Speaker 1: just like a little bit of alcohol when they're no

931
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 1: but I'm guessing like cussing or something, oh like the

932
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 1: old would. Yeah, I'm definitely a cool mom in that aspect.

933
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:29,959
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't really care if my kids swear.

934
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 1: I know, that sounds weird. A lot of parents care,

935
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 1: but I mean, I don't really want them dropping the

936
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 1: F bomb, but if it's here and there, I don't

937
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,919
Speaker 1: really care. Yeah, And the way they do it isn't

938
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: like malicious either, right, They don't do it at me

939
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,279
Speaker 1: or to me or like they're not disrespectful. They use

940
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,799
Speaker 1: it in a funny way. And it's usually my son,

941
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 1: not my daughter. He gets funny because we'll have conversations

942
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 1: where he'll start to say something like, nah, you use

943
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 1: that word whenever you want when you're eighteen, you know,

944
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 1: and it'd be like okay, okay, or sometimes it's like yeah,

945
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 1: go ahead. It's and then it's always weird when a

946
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 1: little kid will use a cuss word super appropriately, right

947
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,399
Speaker 1: because you don't want to correct them. Also, it's like, yeah,

948
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 1: good jobs, the same thing right there, and you used

949
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:17,880
Speaker 1: context very well. You're not just saying it to say it.

950
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:19,879
Speaker 1: You had a point with that word, and I liked that.

951
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: And the funniest time with eight year old Jack's Alexis

952
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,359
Speaker 1: on my step son was when we were playing NBA

953
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 1: two K together and he was just taking a bunch

954
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 1: of full court shots, messing around playing the game. And

955
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 1: that if you've never played that video game before, when

956
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 1: things go bad, it'll show the head coach like shaking

957
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 1: his head and stuff like that. So she keeps making

958
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 1: these full court shots and the coach is getting more

959
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 1: and more upset, and it cut to the coach shaking

960
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:45,239
Speaker 1: his head and he like a buddy hits me on

961
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 1: the shoulder. Jack's like a buddy hits me on the

962
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:49,840
Speaker 1: shoulder and goes that coach is going, what the f for?

963
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 1: These guys? Thinking right now? I was like, yeah, oh

964
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 1: my god, that's and I'm like, wait a minute, I'm

965
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 1: not hanging out with one of my friends. He just said,

966
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 1: but I couldn't correct him at that point because it

967
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 1: was too far past. Yeah. I couldn't go all the

968
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 1: way back. And I was like, man, I don't know

969
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 1: what to say. No, it's just perfectly used. And I

970
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 1: told Alex about it and she ratted me out later. Yeah,

971
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:12,959
Speaker 1: he told me about it, and I was like what.

972
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: So then I asked him. I was like, Jack, did

973
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 1: you say this? And then like right when I was

974
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 1: asking Jacks about it, Jubile walked in. He's like, well, hey, what,

975
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 1: don't don't mind, don't write him out so I guess, Alex.

976
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 1: According to the survey, you're a cool mom. We only

977
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 1: did two things. That was it. That's the only two

978
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 1: things made a cool mom. Yea, apparently that's it. Well,

979
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 1: good for you though, Okay you qualified. Yeah, well that's exciting.

980
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 1: I'm a cool mom. And if you've ever seen the

981
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 1: movie Bad Moms, I'm one of those two Jubil show

982
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:48,720
Speaker 1: on demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret. We've got Dan Druff. Really,

983
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 1: we've got Dan Druff. Speak for yourself. It's time for

984
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:52,880
Speaker 1: dirty little secret text in four one of six. When

985
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 1: do you have a dirty little secret to tell us?

986
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,880
Speaker 1: You can tell us anything. We keep everybody anonymous, so

987
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:58,720
Speaker 1: nobody knows who you are. That's why you can literally

988
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 1: say whatever you want. And that's why everybody who wants

989
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret gets a fake

990
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,280
Speaker 1: anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now is Dandruff.

991
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 1: Oh you gross? Yeah? What's so? Dandruff? Hi? Hi, you

992
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 1: sound a lot peppier than I figured do. So you

993
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret? I do, What is it?

994
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:25,279
Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? Dan Dreff. I know you've

995
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:28,880
Speaker 1: got a lot of dirty secrets. So this is my

996
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:32,320
Speaker 1: first time confessing this to anyone. Um, so I'm actually

997
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:35,399
Speaker 1: quite excited about it. Um. I work for a local

998
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 1: newspaper and I'm in charge of the astrology section. So

999
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:41,839
Speaker 1: I'm the person that you go to for all your fun,

1000
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 1: what's going to happen in your day and week, and um,

1001
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:49,320
Speaker 1: I'm responsible for putting forth that information to you. And

1002
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 1: my dirty little secret is that it's all fake. I

1003
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:57,920
Speaker 1: make it up. Only is it fake? But I literally

1004
00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 1: am responsible. I get my inspiration from Instagram influencers. I

1005
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 1: have been guilty of reading a bumper sticker that had

1006
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 1: something really cool on the saying goods inspired me. Yeah,

1007
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 1: you just make up? So you just make up horoscopes? Absolutely?

1008
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god. You know that people like live their

1009
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:21,880
Speaker 1: lives by those things you write? Probably you sure do. Yeah. Yeah,

1010
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 1: I'm responsible for what they do in their day should

1011
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:27,839
Speaker 1: they choose to follow my But how many people are

1012
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 1: reading your column? Well, I mean it's a small paper,

1013
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:34,840
Speaker 1: but I will tell you part of my dirty secret

1014
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:38,920
Speaker 1: is that we're the most read my section, We are

1015
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 1: the most read in the paper. Give me some sort

1016
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 1: of yeah. So, if let's say there's a friend of

1017
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 1: yours that you don't like very much. And they're a

1018
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:53,360
Speaker 1: Virgo and you're mad at them for some reason, you

1019
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:56,319
Speaker 1: just come up with some kind of Virgo horoscope for

1020
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 1: the day just to mess with them. Yeah, I'm not

1021
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 1: trying not to make it person and all, but sure

1022
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 1: it's like super personal. Yeah, it's like you will borrow yours,

1023
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,719
Speaker 1: don't leave the house today, Yeah, you will borrow your

1024
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:10,359
Speaker 1: friend's sweater and not returning. My friend will be very

1025
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 1: angry at you, and you should call them and reach

1026
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:14,440
Speaker 1: out and talk to them about it. I mean, I'm

1027
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:18,200
Speaker 1: talking to you, Deborah. Yeah, I mean I haven't gone

1028
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:20,200
Speaker 1: that far with it, but yeah, I'm sure that some

1029
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 1: of it hints maybe someone I was dating one it

1030
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 1: was a Capricorn. I certainly let that slip into some

1031
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:31,320
Speaker 1: of the decision making their Yeah, so that's my dirty

1032
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 1: little secret. I actually think that's pretty messed up. I mean,

1033
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:38,680
Speaker 1: I'm really into astrology and I depend on that information

1034
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 1: and it actually is specific to when you're born and

1035
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:45,399
Speaker 1: like all of that, right, so every single person has

1036
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 1: specific things that are built inside of them. It is

1037
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 1: their DNA. And then she's just making up this false information.

1038
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,279
Speaker 1: It's like actually weird to me, and the fact that

1039
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 1: a lot of people check their horoscope daily and then

1040
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 1: plan their whole day around it, or their whole week

1041
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,680
Speaker 1: or the whatever around it, and she's just making it

1042
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:03,920
Speaker 1: up when it comes from a reliable source. So like,

1043
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:06,800
Speaker 1: how do they get that information to put into a horoscope?

1044
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 1: Because they from way back when, from history and from

1045
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 1: science and all of that, they've learned about all of that, right,

1046
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 1: So people will learn that too, and they'll pass on information,

1047
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 1: so they'll rewrite things that that that's what we've found

1048
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:23,360
Speaker 1: out from science. Okay, So it's more of like a

1049
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 1: historical document that you have to like address. I mean, really,

1050
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 1: it's where the stars and your son, like where the

1051
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:35,319
Speaker 1: sun is when you're born, that's obviously. I mean have

1052
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,759
Speaker 1: you ever read your horoscope? I have? Yeah? And is

1053
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 1: it ever like right on for your personality? Yeah? Freakishly

1054
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:44,160
Speaker 1: actually yeah, see that's what I used to think. This

1055
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 1: is all bs I did too. But then you start

1056
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:48,319
Speaker 1: looking Toto, You're like, wow, that pretty much describes me

1057
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,560
Speaker 1: to a t How is how does that work? Right?

1058
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:54,759
Speaker 1: And the deeper you go, the crazier it gets. So

1059
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:56,960
Speaker 1: the fact that she's just making it up, yeah, is

1060
00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 1: not cool. I think that's but it is pretty messed

1061
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:02,440
Speaker 1: up all so it ruins people's Instagram posts when they're

1062
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 1: posting quotes about their horsecope for the day, it could

1063
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:08,360
Speaker 1: be wrong text in four one oh six one. Do

1064
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:10,400
Speaker 1: you think that's actually really messed up that woman makes

1065
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:15,000
Speaker 1: up people's horoscope? What's your dirty little secret? Text huble

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00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 1: to four one oh six one.