Speaker 1: Second day, Hey, what should a sick bird do? What?
Speaker 1: Get tweetment? I'm sorry, but one of our listeners emailed
Speaker 1: the show saying he's worried he may have made a
Speaker 1: bad joker too when he was on his date. And
Speaker 1: I just wanted to throw one out there. You better?
Speaker 1: Were you better? Where he may be coming for your job?
Speaker 1: You are? I just didn't want it. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to feel self conscious about it. When he told us
Speaker 1: his name's Kyle, Kyle, welcome to the show. Hey, how
Speaker 1: you doing? Oh man, you can barely contain your laughter,
Speaker 1: right Kyle? Yeah? Ok, pretty funny, Kyle. What did Sushi
Speaker 1: A say to Sushi be? I have no idea? What's sabby? Okay? See,
Speaker 1: there you go, Kyle. Your jokes couldn't possibly have been
Speaker 1: much worse than those. And Brooke promises to laugh when
Speaker 1: she hears you say I don't. But okay, well we'll
Speaker 1: get to that in a minute. But first, tell us
Speaker 1: about the lady you went out with. What's her name? Well,
Speaker 1: her name is Sasha, Okay. I met her at a
Speaker 1: friend's part party. She was wearing a beautiful red dress,
Speaker 1: but she looked really really worn out. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: didn't either. I could see through her, like the bags
Speaker 1: underneath her eyes, that she was pretty special. Wow, none
Speaker 1: of these sounds like compliments, bro, Well I was you know,
Speaker 1: I wanted to know more about her. I didn't know
Speaker 1: why she was so tired out. Yeah. Did you ever
Speaker 1: find out why she looked so tired? Well? Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: actually a paralegal. So she was up working on this
Speaker 1: big case with her boss. Okay, I mean so you
Speaker 1: actually read it, right, I guess, which is a positive? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah called it? Okay, so how did you partlay a
Speaker 1: conversation about how exhausted she looked into a date? So
Speaker 1: I asked her, you know, if she was so tired,
Speaker 1: I could carry her into the bedroom and lay her
Speaker 1: down to sleep. But she really didn't think that was funny.
Speaker 1: I got it, I got yeah, okay, I would be
Speaker 1: a pall. Yeah, I like it now now that I
Speaker 1: know you're kidding. Yeah, Corush, I was kidding, you know.
Speaker 1: Okay did she laugh? Did she know? Not? At first?
Speaker 1: But then I said she could carry me? Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: you know what, guys, he's one of those funny guys
Speaker 1: that you have to be there, you know. And she
Speaker 1: was there and she didn't laugh right, and she'd been
Speaker 1: up all night. She's exhausted. She's at this party and
Speaker 1: then crowd. Okay, at the end of the day, you
Speaker 1: ended up getting a date with her, right, Kyle? Yes, Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got her number from a friend and texted her
Speaker 1: and eventually we did go out. Oh you did go out?
Speaker 1: Interesting And what was that? Like, I'm just shocked, Jeffrey, Okay,
Speaker 1: just let me calling us right now. Well, sometimes that's
Speaker 1: all the date is for people, like a party. We've
Speaker 1: had a lot of this, true, So what was you
Speaker 1: guys do for your date? So I picked her up
Speaker 1: and we went out to dinner. But on the way
Speaker 1: to dinner, she noticed that I had a bunch of
Speaker 1: like kids toys in my back seat, and she asked
Speaker 1: a bottom like, I think she thought that I had
Speaker 1: a family. Any adults should ask, And I explained to
Speaker 1: her that the toys are for this toy drive at
Speaker 1: the church I go to. But I guess when I
Speaker 1: explained it, I was kind of nervous or something, and
Speaker 1: maybe she thought it was lying, And she's like, why
Speaker 1: do you also have a bunch of ice cream and
Speaker 1: like children's music playing everywhere? You got why does this
Speaker 1: van have no windows? What next? Yeah? Where where did
Speaker 1: we go from her thinking that maybe you had a family? Okay,
Speaker 1: So we had dinner. It went really good. You know,
Speaker 1: she's into sports. She likes football, and I like football
Speaker 1: as well. So that's something that I figured we could
Speaker 1: bond over. Okay, that's good. It did that carry the
Speaker 1: conversation for a while. Yeah? Well, her favorite team is
Speaker 1: like a rival of my favorite team, So there was
Speaker 1: like some banter back and forth. I always think it's
Speaker 1: cute when couples have that, you know, where they're like
Speaker 1: going for opposite teams. Yeah, couples fight with each other.
Speaker 1: Well that's good at least now you guys are starting
Speaker 1: to vibe a little bit in the connections from rivalry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was good, playful banter between us. Okay, and then
Speaker 1: are good, I will say when they can make couples bets,
Speaker 1: you know, and it shows that like you both truly
Speaker 1: love the sport, that you're rooting for different things. You're
Speaker 1: not just some bandwagon er. Yeah you're not. Alexis worse
Speaker 1: than that. She was a Jersey football But how did
Speaker 1: the night end for you? Kyle? So after dinner, I
Speaker 1: drove her home and again, you know, I thought everything
Speaker 1: went well, so I leaned in to give her a kiss,
Speaker 1: saying that she just kind of turned her head and
Speaker 1: jumped out of the car and took up like I
Speaker 1: was stopped. I mean, you know, she just kind of
Speaker 1: said all right, good night and then just gotta jumped
Speaker 1: out of the car like I know that the kiss
Speaker 1: was a joke also to get it well, all kidding aside,
Speaker 1: that's kind of rough when you physically move in again,
Speaker 1: some of them they physically move away. But it's a
Speaker 1: first date, you know, like everybody has different comfort levels
Speaker 1: on a first date. So it doesn't necessarily mean she
Speaker 1: didn't like you. Yeah he does, mean you read it wrong. Okay,
Speaker 1: So which part of that night are you thinking may
Speaker 1: have been the dagger for you? Oh gosh, I mean,
Speaker 1: in hindsight, I guess it's probably maybe the kid's toys
Speaker 1: in the car. I think said I have a family
Speaker 1: or something, I'm cheating my wife. I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I even had my friend call her a
Speaker 1: vouch for me, let her know that I'm married, I
Speaker 1: don't have any kids. Okay, well, okay, that's one of
Speaker 1: those like protests too. Much. Yeah. Well, now we're going
Speaker 1: to have an entire radio show call her and say
Speaker 1: the same thing, so hopefully it'll work better. When we
Speaker 1: play a song we come back, we'll call Sauce for you,
Speaker 1: and we'll try and get you a second date. Up date. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you? All right, hold on the second. Everybody knows
Speaker 1: the secret to any good relation and ship. He's what broke.
Speaker 1: Don't say water bed, Please trust communication, respect. I was
Speaker 1: looking for one thing, communication, Yes, for good communication. Eventually
Speaker 1: got it. But unfortunately for Kyle, communication was a little
Speaker 1: bit off during his first date with Sasha because he
Speaker 1: made some jokes that she didn't quite get. Yeah. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if we really got them either, but
Speaker 1: he made them. Also had to explain why there was
Speaker 1: a bunch of children's toys in the backseat of his car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've all been there. He actually had a legit reason, yeah,
Speaker 1: donating them to charity charity with the church he works with.
Speaker 1: And he also missed out on a first kiss. I
Speaker 1: guess she didn't read that right. But yeah, clearly communication
Speaker 1: was off. But Kyle is hoping that we can get
Speaker 1: things back on track and realign with this second date.
Speaker 1: Am I right, Kyle? Yeah, I'm really hoping that we
Speaker 1: can straighten this out and move forward with this beautiful girl.
Speaker 1: I guess. Okay, just clarific, that's actually true, and we're
Speaker 1: not calling her tired girl anymore, which is already we're
Speaker 1: a moving forwards a little early tired. You don't want
Speaker 1: to promise anything, Okay, answer? We want to ask her
Speaker 1: that up again. Yeah, I wouldn't ask that if I
Speaker 1: were you. Guys. OK. Good, I'm glad that we communicated
Speaker 1: about that before the call. This is gonna make things
Speaker 1: go so much smoother. I'm ready to dial her number
Speaker 1: right now. Are you ready, Kyle? Yeah, I'm ready. All right,
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hey, looking for Sasha. All right,
Speaker 1: Hey Sasha. My name is jeff from the radio show
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Aunt. Sorry, who are you? So?
Speaker 1: Do I need to speak louder? My name's Jeffrey from
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Jeffrey in the Morning. It's a radio show. We're
Speaker 1: just not that popular. Okay. What's what's going on? We're
Speaker 1: doing something called a second Date Update, and we're trying
Speaker 1: to help one of our listeners get in touch with
Speaker 1: you because you went out with him the other night.
Speaker 1: His name's Kyle. Why did he Yeah, he's been trying
Speaker 1: to get in touch with you after your date, but
Speaker 1: he's been having a hard time doing that, so he's
Speaker 1: using us to reach you. It sounds like he's had
Speaker 1: quite a few people call you. He also told us
Speaker 1: that his friend called you as well. Yeah, that happens. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's probably a lot. So all that's checking out. We're
Speaker 1: we're trying to understand how you feel about Kyle, Like,
Speaker 1: how how did that date go? I mean when I
Speaker 1: first met him, I thought he was kind of corky,
Speaker 1: but I actually thought it was kind of cute. You're
Speaker 1: talking about when you met him at the party. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like when he came on to me. I can see that.
Speaker 1: Keep a little nervous, a little corky at the same time,
Speaker 1: But like I said, I thought it was cute sweet. Okay,
Speaker 1: But did that same feeling not continue when you went
Speaker 1: out to dinner with him? Yeah, So we went out
Speaker 1: to dinner. That's when it kind of all went left. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well we were at dinner. He's just a body language
Speaker 1: kind of change, you know, he kept adjusting, you know,
Speaker 1: down there, So wait, hold on, yeah, during dinner. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know it's embarrassing to say, but he much physically uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, are you sure like some name as we
Speaker 1: just adjust because it is more like an itching thing. Oh,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to say, but I mean
Speaker 1: it looked like it was frequent and it looked like
Speaker 1: he was adjusting very often. Oh yeah, that would make
Speaker 1: it really hard to concentrate on like conversation. Yeah, something
Speaker 1: else right. You know, I don't think he noticed that.
Speaker 1: I noticed, but it kind of threw me off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's understandable. I mean, what do you think was going on?
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. I didn't know if he
Speaker 1: just didn't bathe down there. I mean, it could have
Speaker 1: been a bathroom thing. Because even on the way home,
Speaker 1: he just said that he had to make like a
Speaker 1: pit stop randomly, And then after we made that stop,
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, he just ran out the car.
Speaker 1: Oh had to go okay? Yeah? Do I mean aren't
Speaker 1: you curious a little bit about what was going on?
Speaker 1: I mean not really, but okay, I'm the only one
Speaker 1: that wants to know. That's enough of it, yes that
Speaker 1: I need in order to let you know that Kyle
Speaker 1: has been on the other line listening this entire time,
Speaker 1: and he wants to talk to you. Wait, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about? You're junkie. He's on the phone. No,
Speaker 1: he is, at least I think he's still there. Kyle
Speaker 1: hands back on the phone. We want to talk to
Speaker 1: you again. Yeah, Hi, Sasha, how are you doing? Oh? Wow?
Speaker 1: Oh hey guys. I'm so sorry. I apologize. I thought
Speaker 1: we were having a good date. He's embarrassed. What was
Speaker 1: going on there? Do you know that you were doing that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I guess I kind of may knowing that I was
Speaker 1: a little bit uncomfortable. I was trying to, you know,
Speaker 1: just ignore it. Why were you? I mean, why were
Speaker 1: you doing that? Car? I mean, it's just it's really embarrassing.
Speaker 1: You know. I didn't really I didn't really want to
Speaker 1: talk about this on the radio. I mean, if it's
Speaker 1: a medical thing, you can just say that we can
Speaker 1: move on. Bro. Yeah, I mean well, I mean no,
Speaker 1: it's not not really anything medical. I guess you did
Speaker 1: you hurt yourself like I'm worried about. I mean, I
Speaker 1: was just, God, this is so embarrassing. So, like before
Speaker 1: the day, a friend of mine told me to put
Speaker 1: a banana down in my pants. It said it would
Speaker 1: give me some confidence during the day. No, what, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you know I thought like having that down there
Speaker 1: would make it seem like Johnson was like, you know bigger. No,
Speaker 1: so you actually had a banana and your pants at dinner? Like, well,
Speaker 1: when I when I sat down, then it like it
Speaker 1: squeezed out of the banana. Do we wishing mass down here? Now?
Speaker 1: I should not laugh? So you'd smashed banana and your
Speaker 1: pants at that point? Can you say like that? Why
Speaker 1: did you sit at the dinner table the entire time
Speaker 1: just adjusting the smushed banana? Why didn't you like fix that?
Speaker 1: So we were vibing off the conversation about football and
Speaker 1: I didn't want it to stop. As he stands up
Speaker 1: and some banana mash comes out of his legs. Had
Speaker 1: to get up at some point and walk to the car.
Speaker 1: How did you keep it in your pants? You're wearing
Speaker 1: tidy Whitey's don't answer that? Would like carry it absolutely?
Speaker 1: Do you think? Yeah? I don't want to, you know,
Speaker 1: getting a specific spot. It's kind of embarrassing. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why I had had to eventually stopped at the
Speaker 1: restroom on the way home. Oh that's when you got
Speaker 1: out and cleaned up. So, I mean, Sasha, now now
Speaker 1: we're getting the truth of what was really happening. Is
Speaker 1: that changing your opinion a little bit about Kyle? It is?
Speaker 1: It is. I wish you would have told me. But
Speaker 1: how I got to stand up for him on that one?
Speaker 1: How the hell do you approach that conversation on a
Speaker 1: first date. I'd be like, he has a lot of
Speaker 1: regret and he's learned a lesson, I think is where
Speaker 1: we're at at this point, and he was just trying
Speaker 1: to impress you. That's true. Maybe guess he shouldn't have
Speaker 1: told me because that that probably have been weird too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it wasn't like an el. Can you imagine, Hey, Sasha,
Speaker 1: I got a banana my parents and that line's worked
Speaker 1: for some people before. Yeah, guys, I'm still here, still
Speaker 1: on the phone again, go on one more date, right?
Speaker 1: I mean, Sasha, look at the confidence that it's taken
Speaker 1: him to stay on the line and put himself out
Speaker 1: there like this. Yeah, I mean that says a lot
Speaker 1: about who he is. And I think maybe you should
Speaker 1: give him one more shot at another date, and we
Speaker 1: would pay for it and we'll pay for the fruit. Now,
Speaker 1: We're not paying for any fruit now anything. No, just
Speaker 1: the date. You're laughing, Sasha, I don't mind going a
Speaker 1: second date. Just make sure you leave, Okay, you just
Speaker 1: trying to impress you like a literal banana, Hannet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's something I can agreed to him not bringing a
Speaker 1: banana this time, but if the day goes out, I
Speaker 1: might even actually bring to banana on a third day.
Speaker 1: Oh now, it's just got weird deposited. He got weird
Speaker 1: and I like it. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: I remember I talked about this on the show a
Speaker 1: while ago, But I stuffed my pants for one week
Speaker 1: in middle school with a sock because I was a
Speaker 1: late bloomer and got kind of self conscious about it.
Speaker 1: And that eighth grade choice would have been a better
Speaker 1: decision than what Kyle decided to do on his date,
Speaker 1: aka mister banana Pants. Do you think his friend was
Speaker 1: joking him and like Kyle, Kyle missed it? Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: like took it too literal. Kyle did have a big
Speaker 1: problem with like communication and understanding what was jokes and
Speaker 1: what was serious. So yeah, his friend may have been
Speaker 1: messing with him, and it told really screwed him over
Speaker 1: on the day because when you think about it, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of curve in banana. Yeah. Well everybody saw
Speaker 1: that shape. I'd it's really tiny at one side. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and there's a lot happening there there. You know what.
Speaker 1: He is the most endearing banana pants guy that I've
Speaker 1: ever heard like, and he's honest. Yeah, And that's the thing.
Speaker 1: When you tell the truth and you come clean and
Speaker 1: be honest, that really sets you free on this show.
Speaker 1: I hope we get an update update from them. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I want an update update, especially after
Speaker 1: what she said is going to happen during date three.
Speaker 1: I don't want to know. I kind of She can
Speaker 1: DM you directly, Brooke Fox Fox on Instagram. You can
Speaker 1: reach out to Brook and give her all the weird
Speaker 1: details about what you guys do with that bana but
Speaker 1: only Hurt, not everybody else. Everybody Box Fox, how do
Speaker 1: you use your banana? But if you want to get
Speaker 1: a second day it up to you can always email
Speaker 1: the show and we'll call the person who'sn't calling you back.
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,