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Speaker 1: Welcome to Do you need a ride? This is Chris.

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Speaker 2: Fairbanks, this is Karen Kilgareff.

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Speaker 1: We're driving Oho. Oh no, no we aren't.

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Speaker 2: Guess what you guys.

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Speaker 1: My car's in the shop. Actually will be in the

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Speaker 1: shop right after this. Why I was this is kind

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Speaker 1: of funny. I was at an audition for a commercial

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Speaker 1: about car insurance. Yeah, I was late. I ran in there.

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Speaker 1: I did it really quickly. They had me like skateboard

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Speaker 1: and be a dad. It took seven minutes. I came

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Speaker 1: out someone had sideswiped my entire car. No, and then

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Speaker 1: I called my car insurance and I even told her

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Speaker 1: what the audition woe. We had a great talk, but

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Speaker 1: I have to go get it evaluated.

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Speaker 2: And then at the end of that talk she said, sorry,

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Speaker 2: we don't cover you for that. Yeah, you're gonna go

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Speaker 2: ahead and pay that eight hundred dollars yourself.

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Speaker 1: I think maybe I am covered. Well, I have to

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Speaker 1: pay it sure, five hundred.

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Speaker 2: Bucks or something, right as opposed to three thousand. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's a deal.

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Speaker 1: But that's the you know, that could have happened while

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Speaker 1: we were moving. If that had happened, what if we're

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Speaker 1: on the freeway and we got sideswiped and and Fred

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Speaker 1: Armiston was ejected into a ditch. It's Armistan Armistan. I

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Speaker 1: always add a sten.

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Speaker 2: Why I don't know, because of Amistad.

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Speaker 1: It's just fun, like with you know, guy Brandam Bronham, Bronham, Brenham.

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Speaker 1: It's fun to just mess with people's names.

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Speaker 2: And he's my good friend, and I say his name wrong.

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Speaker 1: I know that's that was passive aggressive. I brought up

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Speaker 1: a name that you have trouble with.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you do you know you're doing that or does

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Speaker 2: it just come out now?

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Speaker 1: It just naturally comes out. Here's a spot where I'm

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Speaker 1: real good at finding those spots where maybe I could

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Speaker 1: hurt you, just with subtle comments, yep.

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Speaker 2: And innocently spoken. That's how I do it. Where it's

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Speaker 2: like only afterwards do I go whoops. I should have

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Speaker 2: not said that.

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Speaker 1: It's just a second nature, first nature. It's one of

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Speaker 1: my natures, one of the initial natures. Much like you

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Speaker 1: know Terminator, he sees a monitor and there's like digital readout.

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Speaker 1: I just see where your vulnerable and how can I

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Speaker 1: attack them?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you have like a heat register, but it's for

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Speaker 2: my weakness and past mistakes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your guy brandam. The area was glowing.

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Speaker 2: Orange, and so you're took an AK forty seven to

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Speaker 2: it emotionally. Guys, the point of all of this is

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Speaker 2: we are not in a car. This is our first

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Speaker 2: studio episode.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you don't have to add all this meaning

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Speaker 1: to it. We're just trying it out.

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Speaker 2: Yes, stop crying or laughing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and don't feverishly write us angry. No, that won't happen.

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Speaker 2: No, it never does.

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Speaker 1: No one's upset. In my mind, I feel like people

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Speaker 1: are going to be upset. What happened to the mission statement? Right?

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Speaker 1: Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 2: It happened. It's what happens to all mission statements. They

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Speaker 2: slowly get forgotten over time and replaced with what actually

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Speaker 2: works feasibly in reality.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I didn't want to talk politics, but let's do it.

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Speaker 2: Trump should win, well win.

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Speaker 1: Right for it? You know my vulnerable spot.

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Speaker 2: A man in a weird wig with a hot wife

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Speaker 2: and big ideas for walls, and.

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Speaker 1: I don't like giving him any attention, even there's so

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Speaker 1: many funny things you can say about him and make

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Speaker 1: the butt. I was. I had access to a baby,

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Speaker 1: my friend's baby this weekend, and you had access Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: my friend, a woman was holding him in his hair.

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Speaker 1: It was just a perfect opportunity to take her hair

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Speaker 1: and just trump whisp wisps whisp it over his little face.

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Speaker 1: And right then he made kind of an angry with

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Speaker 1: his pierced lips, and I made a great trump baby photo. Man,

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Speaker 1: you got you got all that.

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Speaker 2: You captured that moment and just go.

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Speaker 1: To my Instagram and and be heartwarmed while laughing.

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Speaker 2: Drink it and oh I saw your You tweeted those

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Speaker 2: Warriors shirts you designed I made. Yeah, I want one, okay, please.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have some scent to me. And also they're

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Speaker 1: on onecolor dot com a color spelled with a K.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so the color's white.

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Speaker 1: One coolar oh, German, it's not. It doesn't. Many shirts

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Speaker 1: are available in many different colors on that side. It's

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Speaker 1: just called one color okay. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And it's not a race based.

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Speaker 1: No no, no, it's one color forward slash Superior race

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Speaker 1: and we make t shirts there. I realize now I

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Speaker 1: named it after doing really well on my bicycle once.

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Speaker 1: But it's superior race sounds I really sounds bad. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna make it doesn't sound good. But if you're a

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Speaker 1: fan of the Warriors, the basketball team or the Warriors

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Speaker 1: the you know, the cult basketball team or the cult movie. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like a cult people with that team. I don't

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Speaker 1: follow basketball myself.

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Speaker 2: I don't follow basketball, but people retweet these awesome gifts

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Speaker 2: of those there's a couple shots. I don't know the

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Speaker 2: names of the young athletes that made them. I know

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Speaker 2: that the one I saw that was insanely impressive. Maybe

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Speaker 2: knows the name of the guy it was.

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Speaker 1: Because you're dude.

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Speaker 2: You're a dude that likes sports, right.

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Speaker 1: Aron, Yeah, you like Duncanon duncan on nerds. I'm a

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Speaker 1: baseball guy.

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Speaker 2: You fucking nerds knew that about him.

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Speaker 1: I like baseball.

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Speaker 2: I like baseball.

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Speaker 1: Just smell a cracker Jacks.

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Speaker 2: This move Stephen Curry assisted pass to this other guy

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Speaker 2: and he did this thing. Did you see it? No,

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Speaker 2: he shot, he went to shoot, faked it, and then

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Speaker 2: like flipped it underhanded as he fell away and in

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Speaker 2: the and he made the basket. I can't explain it accurately.

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Speaker 2: It's such an impressive feat that you have to look.

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Speaker 1: At it now. When he flung it away, didn't he

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Speaker 1: know he was shooting? He was aiming kind of towards

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Speaker 1: a basket completely. He was just like, I know how

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Speaker 1: to do a side, a nonchalant sideways granny shot.

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Speaker 2: Look at this, yes, because it was like the person

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Speaker 2: he went to do, the one he wanted to do,

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Speaker 2: somebody was there blocking him, so he just changed his

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Speaker 2: shot mid air.

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Speaker 1: It was a rad you just resorted to plan, be

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Speaker 1: like a robot.

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Speaker 2: Like a goddamn sorority girl. The morning after, I feel

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Speaker 2: like these jokes are funnier out of the car.

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Speaker 1: They really are. And you can hear the Chrispins. You

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Speaker 1: can hear the crispness of me not being able to talk.

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Speaker 1: You can hear the Christmas of me just really opening

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Speaker 1: up a bad word present. You can really you can

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Speaker 1: almost hear me not thinking it's a slow lull. You

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Speaker 1: can just hear my synapses of my brain just being

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Speaker 1: coated in some sort of sugar that shouldn't be in there.

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Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, you don't eat sugar, No, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't need a lot of sugar. You gotta watch that.

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Speaker 2: I just quit sugar, really, yes, sixteen days ago. Wow,

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Speaker 2: quit sugar, quit flower. I'm back on the program.

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Speaker 1: How do you feel?

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Speaker 2: I feel fucking great.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that weird? You do things and you know you're

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Speaker 1: felt great then, but it's so hard to get them started. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because I don't mind advice. Smoke, do you come on?

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Speaker 2: I was in the mode of watching myself eat so

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Speaker 2: much sugar and being like, you're going to get your

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Speaker 2: feeling that as I like to say, cognitive dissonance. So

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Speaker 1: And it's the hardest part about doing that is being

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Speaker 1: I hate explaining why I'm not having sugar gluten like that,

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Speaker 1: What is it? The stomach thing? Usually stomach thing, but

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Speaker 1: for me it helped with body pain and my ankles

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Speaker 1: eating it and it went away. I'm not some you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm not preaching, but it worked for me.

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Speaker 2: So why are you holding that Bible? Then?

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Speaker 1: Well, because way when God made the Brethren, I didn't

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Speaker 2: I think, uh, inflammation is the new cancer, and people

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Speaker 2: so any step you take to make that not happen.

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Speaker 2: Who gives a fuck would people say about it?

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Speaker 1: And it's even linked to cancer and link to things

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Speaker 1: like Alzheimer's, Like, say it together, everyone.

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Speaker 2: Let's be empowered and say to the thing.

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Speaker 1: You and I don't. You don't have, but you have been.

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Speaker 1: I've done a few shows with you lately, and you

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Speaker 1: talk about how you killed it at your mom's funeral,

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Speaker 1: how I did pretty well at my buddy's axe funeral.

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Speaker 2: Exactly well, I think I was. When I got the

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Speaker 2: email from my aunt Mary the nun, who said, Karen,

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Speaker 2: we think you should write the eulogy or progive the eulogy.

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Speaker 2: I almost wrote back. Hell No, it was just like,

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Speaker 1: Realized that being a reason you shouldn't have to do

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Speaker 2: I'm the most hurt. Was kind of like my selfish thinking.

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Speaker 2: Then I was like, I think, deep down, I've kind

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Speaker 2: been going for a while, right, uh, And so I

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Speaker 2: I'm naturally like her anyway, so it's kind of speaking

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Speaker 2: like her. And then but it's in a church. I mean,

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Speaker 2: it was this huge church we grew up in. The

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Speaker 2: the priest was like bent over laughing the entire time.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's when you're killing with a priest.

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Speaker 2: That's the ultimate kill.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels great.

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Speaker 2: That's that's fifty points a big buck hunter.

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Speaker 1: Did you say? Here's here's here's what my mom would

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Speaker 1: say right now? Yeah? Did you? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: And the what I did. And I told my cousin

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Speaker 2: Stevie before I went up there, because of course you

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Speaker 2: Yes, it just looks like the suburbs. You could be anywhere.

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Speaker 1: Why don't people talk about that documentary as much as

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Speaker 2: You're supposed to say sex worker? Sex workers it's a

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Speaker 2: I love her so much.

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Speaker 2: But it's also that thing of like it's the I

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Speaker 1: cop and he came and he said, I'm tired of

439
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:59,280
Speaker 1: getting these calls. That was a prostitute, that was a primp.

440
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,080
Speaker 1: She owed him on She's not a legitimate human. And

441
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:05,840
Speaker 1: I was like, what did you say, not a legitimate human?

442
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,080
Speaker 1: I think it's a phrase if anyone, well, no one's

443
00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:13,040
Speaker 1: gonna tell us whether or not. But they use that

444
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:16,640
Speaker 1: phrase in the in that documentary. I think n LH

445
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,679
Speaker 1: or not legitimate human is what they call a So

446
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,800
Speaker 1: don't get mad at me when I call them prostitutes.

447
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,000
Speaker 2: I'll do it.

448
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:27,639
Speaker 1: I want are called not legitimate human?

449
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,280
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, this is what we're talking about. It's

450
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,720
Speaker 2: like you sit there and go, how could a man

451
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:35,280
Speaker 2: kill women for almost thirty years and get away with it?

452
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:38,960
Speaker 2: This is how because our society has the fucking balls

453
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,520
Speaker 2: to go, this is not a legitimate human being? How

454
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:45,040
Speaker 2: dare you? How fucking dare you? And these are people

455
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:48,240
Speaker 2: that are just trying to stay alive, keep their family alive,

456
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:52,639
Speaker 2: make money however they can, And suddenly that's the reason

457
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,760
Speaker 2: that you get to murder them for free. I don't

458
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,760
Speaker 2: think so. I don't think so.

459
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,159
Speaker 1: Free are you?

460
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,879
Speaker 2: Were free and easy, wasn't it?

461
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,320
Speaker 1: Like at some point in the eighties they went to

462
00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:07,440
Speaker 1: his house and accidentally knocked on the neighbor's door. They're like, well,

463
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:10,840
Speaker 1: he's not home. Case closed. They almost they almost got

464
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,639
Speaker 1: anyway that I think about that documentary a lot, and

465
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,480
Speaker 1: then I drove right through it. I also have been

466
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:19,240
Speaker 1: thinking about as April made you see the Sing Street?

467
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:20,280
Speaker 2: Yes you did?

468
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 1: Did you? I mean? I loved it and thought the

469
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:27,200
Speaker 1: ending kind of yes, bailed a little. It's like, really

470
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 1: they're but.

471
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,480
Speaker 2: The endings are the hardest, as we know.

472
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 1: But these kids getting together writing songs and grown up

473
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:37,200
Speaker 1: with eighties new wave music. Man, see that I'm plugging

474
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:40,240
Speaker 1: something that isn't mine, and it's the movie Sing Street.

475
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,000
Speaker 1: Go see it so good? See good.

476
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 2: Of course I was too and irish, which is of

477
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 2: course my favorite. Yeah, the funniest and do you know

478
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,400
Speaker 2: I actually tweeted this once, but I tweeted high boyfriend

479
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:56,040
Speaker 2: because that little kid that was basically the manager that

480
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,800
Speaker 2: filmed all the videos and stuff.

481
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:58,800
Speaker 1: The redhead, Oh yeah yeah.

482
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 2: It had that little face in the races where he

483
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 2: is my favorite because he was always trying to pull

484
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,359
Speaker 2: his lips off his braces, like when you have really

485
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:10,199
Speaker 2: big bracesm maybe a smaller mouth, like when they'd be walking,

486
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,199
Speaker 2: he would just like be moving his lips around. So

487
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 2: this is you know what I mean? Did you notice

488
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 2: that it was my favorite?

489
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 1: Like I had races, I knew what that was like,

490
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,360
Speaker 1: did you have to do that? They didn't experimental braces

491
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,679
Speaker 1: on me that were made of white porcelain, probably not

492
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:28,159
Speaker 1: real porcelain, more likely just white plastic. And the first

493
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:31,280
Speaker 1: thing I think I ate with them is a liptin

494
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:35,440
Speaker 1: cup of soup, which then stained them highlighter yellow for

495
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 1: the two years I had just yellow middle of high school,

496
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 1: just realizing how much I like girls and why not

497
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 1: just kind of looked like the thing my mom's thing.

498
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 1: It just looked like I put in a boxer's guard

499
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,680
Speaker 1: made of marbled yellow candies.

500
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:53,520
Speaker 2: Uh?

501
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:55,640
Speaker 1: And what did the.

502
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,399
Speaker 2: Little onions stay out? There was a green onion flex

503
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:02,440
Speaker 2: as well for your lifting. Did you keep the whole look?

504
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 1: I just smile and it just looked like delicious French

505
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 1: onion dip. Just made you want to jam a lace

506
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:13,880
Speaker 1: right in my teeth. Great perfect timing too.

507
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 2: Have you ever talked about that on stage?

508
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 1: No?

509
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 2: Please pull your notebook out wherever you keep it and

510
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 2: just put down braces, lipped and soup please.

511
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 1: And I talk like this I sometimes do when I

512
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:27,880
Speaker 1: get excited. Right, you can't hear it, but a tongue

513
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,919
Speaker 1: thrust into my back of my teeth They then added

514
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:34,480
Speaker 1: to curb that a cage. Oh, right on the side

515
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,120
Speaker 1: of buildings, you know, all those little spikes and birds

516
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,720
Speaker 1: still fucking land on it. Yeah, well Mike still was

517
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 1: thrusting my tongue into a sharp cage. It was in

518
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 1: the roof of my mouth. That was just a.

519
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 2: Brief period, like they thought they were going to cure

520
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:49,879
Speaker 2: your lateral lisp by putting spikes inside your brazens.

521
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:53,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck? And then they had me sucking

522
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:55,680
Speaker 1: on a button on a string. Very dangerous if a

523
00:24:55,880 --> 00:25:00,040
Speaker 1: string trying it? This was there the theory if I

524
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 1: I make my lips strong, I think it was. Also

525
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,879
Speaker 1: they're just like, you need to learn mouth control, So

526
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 1: pay attention to a thing that we're going to make

527
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 1: you do. Okay, so while you're watching TV or whatever,

528
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 1: just take a button with some string, have your mom

529
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 1: put some string on it, put it behind your lips

530
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 1: and pull on it, and then tighten your lips. So

531
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 1: one day your lips are so tight they will push

532
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 1: your teeth back. So what if I had these sissy,

533
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 1: spacic lips, just tight ass lips.

534
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,360
Speaker 2: You look like Tad Glass do a character.

535
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when he talks about how it's dad would

536
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:35,360
Speaker 1: smoke and it looked painful.

537
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,040
Speaker 2: How is that going to help anything that's going on

538
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 2: inside your belty?

539
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 1: The fact that they wanted my lips to be a

540
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,119
Speaker 1: way tighten you let you need to get your lips

541
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,400
Speaker 1: strong to push these teeth back. Okay, I'm going back

542
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,520
Speaker 1: in the street by umpstairs because I am not orthodontist.

543
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 1: But I listened to him, Oh sayer.

544
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 2: Doctor Sarah wanted you to suck on a button attached

545
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 2: to a string.

546
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,680
Speaker 1: But and and learn how to say my asses. And

547
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 1: you know what, it worked? And guess what today, I'm

548
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 1: a professional speaker.

549
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 2: You you are a sound recording artist, yeah.

550
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 1: With you know credentials? Yes, yea? And sometimes did you

551
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:19,640
Speaker 1: bring those credentials today?

552
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:20,399
Speaker 2: Could I see you?

553
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: I wish I had paper like Phil Hendry. Here we go,

554
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:31,360
Speaker 1: here's the paper, got it clearly? Headphones? Damn it, damn it? Oh,

555
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:31,919
Speaker 1: here we go.

556
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,119
Speaker 2: There it is your past papers.

557
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,680
Speaker 1: Let's oh, I'll have to stop here. Here's a low

558
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 1: flying helicopter. Oh they landed? Whoa not near the doges.

559
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 1: That was my plan to just I was gonna do

560
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 1: fully work of card noises. Maybe we can add it later.

561
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 1: Hong Kong wha, What was that guy? That was a reaction?

562
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,159
Speaker 2: Hey, U asshole the stuff we used to do when

563
00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 2: we were actually driving.

564
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 1: See, I'm very excited about I think that we're already

565
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 1: just popping. I mean, hell yeah, I'm not feeling great

566
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,879
Speaker 1: right now. Let's be I'm I'm on a lot of

567
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 1: day quill, so I'm my brain is not totally braking,

568
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,679
Speaker 1: and that's been clear. I think you guys have been

569
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 1: like where.

570
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 2: I feel like you've been.

571
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 1: Where's Chris? Well? Thank you? That's you might call it

572
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 1: fishing because that's what I was doing, but I uh, yeah,

573
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,639
Speaker 1: I can't even remember what I was that you like

574
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: this studio feel Yeah, yeah, I think we're going to

575
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 1: be you know, it's not same. We aren't gonna once

576
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 1: the car is fixed.

577
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. Nobody gave two ships about whether or

578
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 2: not it was in the car. It was like the

579
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 2: magic that happened because we were in a car. And

580
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 2: basically what we're saying is we can make that mogic

581
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,200
Speaker 2: happen anywhere.

582
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,880
Speaker 1: Bro. Yeah, we just got to think of a new gimmick.

583
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 2: What if we both suck on buttons during the recording

584
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 2: of this podcast.

585
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:55,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called lip therapy. We'll call it lip therapy.

586
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 2: We'll be sponsored by the lipballm lip therapy, which I'm

587
00:27:59,240 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 2: positive there is.

588
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 1: Then we will play a lip service by always Costellos.

589
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 2: Our then is that the one that goes this is go?

590
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,399
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden the N word for

591
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,360
Speaker 1: no reason. Why, Hey, I love the guy, but man,

592
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: come on, lay off the old N word.

593
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 2: Buddy, Elvis Costello A couple of times.

594
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 1: No, well, Liz, what.

595
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,719
Speaker 2: Really he says? It is? That? Why he says? That's

596
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 2: so you can't tell how racist is?

597
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 1: Slow it down and it's like we all must bring

598
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 1: down the cleansing rain. WHOA, that's different when my God,

599
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 1: don't ever slow down your Costello really good? Or you

600
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 1: must learn to be a legal immigrant. That one's not

601
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 1: that bad. It's not really something you'll learn.

602
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 2: No, it's not a learned thing. It's more of a

603
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 2: and so that's a natural.

604
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 1: Zombs in the Florida build a wall under budget using

605
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 1: Mexican folks. Oh, I think that could have done a

606
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: better job with that whole rip.

607
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 2: I feel like Oliver's arm. No, I think it was good.

608
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 2: I think it was we were feeling our way through it.

609
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 2: I think there's a real people. Uh they.

610
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: Welcome to the idea of workshop.

611
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 2: If only you could see how I'm moving my hands

612
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 2: around on the table as if an idea is coming

613
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 2: out of my mouth.

614
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 1: It's tact all your brain tinkering.

615
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 2: This is It looks like I'm playing one big game

616
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 2: of battleship. Look, this is here and this idea is here,

617
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 2: and together they're funny. They make a funny war.

618
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 1: I thought it was like a Wigi born. Did you

619
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 1: ever play with them?

620
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 2: We played it one once.

621
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 1: Shit scares me.

622
00:29:54,560 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 2: It was scary. And then I had a friend Julie Adams,

623
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 2: I believe No, Julie Taylor, I can't remember.

624
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:04,719
Speaker 1: She can stay at him.

625
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 2: No, that's what it is. A girl in my high

626
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 2: school told this story once at a party that freaked

627
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 2: me out so about She said they her and her

628
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 2: cousins played with the Wigi board in the attic trying

629
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 2: to call up the devil and they did, and she

630
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 2: had all these details and it was like this went

631
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 2: black and this one did it and they freaked. It

632
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 2: was like it freaked her out for the rest of

633
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 2: her life.

634
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard too many stories and I've never experienced

635
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 1: anything like that, or if I do, if a ghost

636
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 1: thing happens, I just kind of ignore it. And then

637
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 1: they're like, all right, we tried, like, I don't want

638
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 1: to delve into.

639
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 2: It, no, because that could be there could be something

640
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 2: on the other side, and once you delve in, you're in.

641
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not. I don't not believe in anything.

642
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 2: I mean, we've all seen horror movies. All it takes

643
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 2: is one, you know, push of the Ouiji board and

644
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 2: you're running from an invisible specter for the rest of

645
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 2: your natural born days.

646
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 1: As much as I complain about my hip or you know,

647
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: my fear of stuff happening with my brain, imagine how

648
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 1: much complaining I would do if there was a spirit

649
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: possessing me. I'd be like, oh, that's sorry about what

650
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: I said last night. I'm possessed. Oh here we go again.

651
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 1: We'll talk more about your sugar diet.

652
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 2: Anywait, was that about me?

653
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 1: At no, no, no, no, I never do that. Gotcha?

654
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 2: Gotcha another gotcha? We could retitle the podcast gotcha, and

655
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 2: it's just a series of what seemed to be friendly

656
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 2: conversations and then zing, I think that's a good I

657
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 2: just nailed you.

658
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: But there's a movie with There's there's a movie called

659
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 1: Gotcha about Paintball, So oh yeah, yep.

660
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 2: Could we get the stars of it and interview them.

661
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 1: The star of it was the tall Anthony Edward. It's

662
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 1: the tall guy from.

663
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 2: Yes I Love Kid Classic also star Zodiac.

664
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 1: Handsome guy despite a week chen. You know, sometimes I

665
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 1: say things that are mean and bully like, and that

666
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 1: was example. And i'd like to if you're out there

667
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 1: and you're self conscious about your chin not being strong, ow,

668
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I'm sorry.

669
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 2: Oh if they're out there and they have a week chin,

670
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 2: they've already grown a long, long beard. That's what everyone's

671
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 2: doing these days.

672
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: Every Oh my god. April and I went to the

673
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 1: Renaissance Fair Have you ever been to them? And we

674
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 1: became the jockeiest bullies.

675
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 2: She was telling me how much she really was.

676
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 1: She's like, this is exact. These are the people I

677
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 1: can rip on.

678
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 2: Oh okay, we went there and I'm not kidding you.

679
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 2: These were all the people. Dude, Yo, this was nuts.

680
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 1: It was really fun archery. I shot arrows. That was fun.

681
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 2: That's fun.

682
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 1: And then you look around it's just kind of mountain

683
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 1: dew folks, you know, with corsets and they're having a

684
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: great time and they're into it, yes, and they're there

685
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: with their families and there's meats on sticks. They jumped

686
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:56,719
Speaker 1: on a trampoline, you know how in the Renaissance, trampolining, Uh,

687
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 1: trampolining was popular. Harnesses, flips for fun, multi colored cat

688
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 1: in the hat type hats very popular in the Renaissance.

689
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 1: You get dressing just for no reason, like Spider Man.

690
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 1: That was also yes popular. Apparently in the Renaissance. There

691
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: is a lot of people that were like, you know what,

692
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: this is also kind of cosplay, and I'm like, I

693
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: was making fun of it, but by the end, I

694
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 1: was like, that guy is not dressed. Period. It was

695
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 1: that was very fun.

696
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 2: That sounds really fun, you know what it is? There's

697
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 2: a I went to a similar thing once a state fair.

698
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 2: My friend's band was playing. When I was working in Chicago.

699
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 2: I went up to Wisconsin to go to this thing,

700
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 2: and I was standing in the middle of this crowd

701
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 2: and all these people were like having the best time,

702
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 2: and I was just standing there. I almost felt like

703
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 2: I was in a bubble, just standing there, watching everybody

704
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 2: and judging them and making jokes in my head. And

705
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 2: so afterwards I told my friend, I'm like, why do

706
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 2: I do that? Like, why can't I just be a

707
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 2: part of things? And she goes, because you're a writer,

708
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 2: you have to hold yourself away so you can everything right.

709
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 2: And so it's like, I'm jealous of people that get

710
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 2: to just throw themselves into things entirely and become fans,

711
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 2: because there's a thing in me that will not allow.

712
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,360
Speaker 1: Me to do it, will not. Yeah, I wish I

713
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:14,760
Speaker 1: was dumb enough to be present.

714
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 2: You know.

715
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: You just see people soaking it up.

716
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 2: Just enjoying themselves, not thinking about what other people.

717
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 1: Think, thinking about what's happened in the past or what's

718
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 1: going to happen in the next few minutes, and just

719
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 1: sit there with their giant turkey leg and not even

720
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: wipe their face.

721
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 2: And going, look at I get to wear a corset

722
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 2: in public, a thing no one would allow me to

723
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:38,839
Speaker 2: do on it any other day.

724
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's freedom.

725
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,959
Speaker 2: That it's fun. Yeah, tit's out everybody.

726
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 1: There's a couple of nip slips there that where I

727
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 1: was like, should I tell that, let them have their fun?

728
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,240
Speaker 2: It was accurate to the period.

729
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, that was that I did a lot of

730
00:34:55,080 --> 00:35:00,439
Speaker 1: There was some chill. I mean, I'm not careful worker,

731
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 1: but there was like fifteen there was like mothers and

732
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:09,760
Speaker 1: daughters where the daughter would be like early teens, mid teens,

733
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: with their boobs pushed out. It's very common these come on,

734
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: let's bring back family.

735
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 2: Uh huh, I'm just kidding. The Bible, sorry, just slowed down, stella.

736
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 1: Uh right.

737
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 2: You know what is interesting, I just made me think

738
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 2: of this. There was a period of time I don't

739
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 2: know where. It was, somewhere near the Renaissance. I'm not

740
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 2: a history major.

741
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 1: Business.

742
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 2: Perhaps the Byzantine era where this this style for women

743
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:45,800
Speaker 2: was that your nipples did show.

744
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 1: And nothing else. Like what if you were like in

745
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:51,880
Speaker 1: a full one piece with a hood and only your nipples.

746
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 1: That's a scene from Clockwork Orange, horrible scene. Why did

747
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 1: I watch that as a kid? Yeah? Why did I?

748
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: So they it would just be like give you a

749
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:03,280
Speaker 1: little nip.

750
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 2: Like yeah, well, basically it was like this, you know,

751
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:09,400
Speaker 2: like a boat neck goes down to an inch above

752
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 2: your It just went included the kind of like the

753
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 2: top half.

754
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: Of very but I'm gonna show my nipples. We were

755
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 1: so aggressive back then, I know, Granted, there was slavery

756
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,240
Speaker 1: and all kinds of terrible things.

757
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,439
Speaker 2: But at least the rich got to show their nipples. Something.

758
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: Come on, and now all the rich are trying to

759
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 1: cover the nip.

760
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 2: My coach brothers.

761
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 1: I blame the coach bathers.

762
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 2: Is it the Coke brothers.

763
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:39,479
Speaker 1: I think it's coach brothers. Yeah, are they it's coke.

764
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 1: It's just because coach the.

765
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 2: Ones that make those nice purses, mean brothers. Yeah, keeping

766
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:49,280
Speaker 2: all their money themselves bullshit.

767
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I always go Kate Spade, don't look

768
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: at the clunk. No, I just want to see No

769
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 1: it is, I'm looking right at it. I don't like it.

770
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 1: It's like when I've been swimming and I don't like that.

771
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 1: I keep looking at the clock. It's like, oh my god,

772
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 1: I look three minutes ago.

773
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 2: Wait, you mean like you go down to a swimming pool.

774
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's my news for the old hip, for

775
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,439
Speaker 1: the for the my old krackety hip.

776
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 2: Is it working?

777
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 1: It feels great? Yeah, I just go I didn't know

778
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 1: how to I really didn't know how to swim, so

779
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 1: I showed up. I'm like, I need a kickboard. In

780
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 1: the past, i've tried to take a kickboard, lay in

781
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 1: the water and just kick, and I just my legs

782
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: sink and I kind of rotate towards the side and

783
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 1: bump into that rope like bam bam.

784
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 2: Ye little wind up toy.

785
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:39,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a little wind up toy. And so I

786
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: shoved a kickboard in my shorts and I just went

787
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:46,359
Speaker 1: there and got good at kicking. And I'm pretty good

788
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,720
Speaker 1: at kicking now. So I've just started involving the actual

789
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 1: swimming without the kickboard. Like I did not to swim,

790
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 1: but I think I've taught myself.

791
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 2: That's amazing.

792
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,879
Speaker 1: I've been going a lot, though, or every other day.

793
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,399
Speaker 1: I haven't gone for three days. But it feels great. Yeah,

794
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:05,280
Speaker 1: everything's all loose because and there's an element of because

795
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 1: I do it on my back. Usually it's this. I

796
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 1: have no form of meditation that I've ever used. I

797
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,280
Speaker 1: know I should I should meditate. I should be in therapy.

798
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,240
Speaker 1: I probably should be on some drugs help you align

799
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,320
Speaker 1: your thoughts maybe, but I can't remember what I was

800
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:24,839
Speaker 1: talking about. Oh, I'm just kidding. That's a little bait

801
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:25,280
Speaker 1: and switch.

802
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:26,799
Speaker 2: That was what I call it. Zippity zoo.

803
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a deprivation element to being submerged. That is calming,

804
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 1: and I don't think about anything like a dumb guy

805
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,880
Speaker 1: with putting all of a sudden, it's great, that's just

806
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 1: lay there. I don't really actually time does fly by,

807
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 1: so I'm into it.

808
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 2: That's very cool.

809
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: I'm plugging swimming in the movie Sing Street. Oh and

810
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 1: I made some T shirts sponsored by swimming, sponsored by

811
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: the Cock Brothers.

812
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,759
Speaker 2: So my dad has the same hip thing as you.

813
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 2: He's had his replace twice, oh boy, because like the

814
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 2: first ones like fall apart in your body, this happens.

815
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 2: So but the last time he had it, he had

816
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 2: arthritis in the thing and the nerve. It was a

817
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:16,839
Speaker 2: whole thing.

818
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 1: I know, could your body not if you put a

819
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 1: titanium thing and shove it into your sod off bone,

820
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: how would your body not go put? Yes, get hit

821
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 1: the fuck out of me? Yeah, that would happen. Yeah.

822
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 2: So he was having so that was the arthritis thing

823
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 2: was in his back. So we had to get those

824
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 2: things cleared out, and so he was walking really badly

825
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 2: and it was it was kind of unnerving for a

826
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,319
Speaker 2: while because my dad is very like he's a big

827
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,800
Speaker 2: jogger in the seventies and he's all fit and whatever.

828
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: And now he had like a side wig old shuffle thing.

829
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he was and he had the surgery, and

830
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 2: then he was using a cane for a long time.

831
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 2: And my sister and I were like, is this the

832
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 2: beginning of the cane era? Well, he started going to

833
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 2: this gym and Petaluma and swimming, and then he goes,

834
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 2: I signed up for a trainer. I don't know, see

835
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 2: if they can help me. Well, now he feels great,

836
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 2: he's the king. He's not using the cane anymore. She's

837
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:12,320
Speaker 2: telling him the specific things to do.

838
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:13,720
Speaker 1: And I was like, he goesh.

839
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 2: She gave me three free ones. I think I might

840
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 2: get two more. I was like, how about you get

841
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:22,320
Speaker 2: fifteen more. That's money well spent. You can walk after.

842
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 1: Like, so, what is happening for him? And what I

843
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:29,360
Speaker 1: hope is possible for me is his body is like

844
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 1: the physiology of the joint, even though it's worn and

845
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 1: it's bone non or no, he has metal in there,

846
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,919
Speaker 1: but I'm bone on bone. Yeah, they said, you don't

847
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 1: necessarily have to get it replaced. Like maybe if my

848
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 1: body realigns and stuff naturally goes in there and becomes patting.

849
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm getting very technical. Welcome back to

850
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 1: medical lack of knowledge. But yeah, it's definitely feels better.

851
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,839
Speaker 1: But I don't think I'm gonna undo what this guy

852
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 1: does initially before the permanent replacement is literally he patented

853
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:08,760
Speaker 1: some metal helmet thing. It looks like a little motorcycle helmet.

854
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:09,319
Speaker 2: To guard the bone.

855
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 1: It just goes on top like a cap. Yeah, so

856
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 1: I might do that thrown in.

857
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 2: But it is like you're giving your body a chance

858
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:22,839
Speaker 2: to adjust itself, which it can do, and and you're

859
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 2: getting that dopamine shot if that's what it is, or

860
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,879
Speaker 2: serotonin whatever it is when you exercise and you get

861
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 2: that thing where like at least you feel better.

862
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

863
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, while you're because.

864
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 1: When you have pain, it's just fucking I need to exercise.

865
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,839
Speaker 1: I'm starting to get jiggly in the back, and then

866
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 1: it's I've never been that way, and I'm like it

867
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 1: makes me I don't have a thing that i can do.

868
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,840
Speaker 1: I can't run, I can't He's like, well, you have

869
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 1: to quit doing everything and only swim. It's like, so

870
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 1: I'm glad that I'm enjoying it.

871
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's good. I like it. Now you have

872
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:54,760
Speaker 2: to go and join the old lady water aerobics classes.

873
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I went to therapy and it was

874
00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 1: at the Elizabeth Taylor Aquatic Club. Just pictures of Elizabeth

875
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 1: Taylor huge on the walls, swimming. You have to go there.

876
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,840
Speaker 1: Apparently she swam and I did that. My therapy was

877
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 1: basically sit and be fit with a bunch of older

878
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: ladies and it was just okay, hold your leg out,

879
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 1: just rotate. I'm like, okay, this isn't worth my one

880
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,240
Speaker 1: hundred dollars per visit. It wasn't.

881
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,919
Speaker 2: No, it needs a little more.

882
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I need uh yeah, I need like some I

883
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: need the CrossFit version. I want them to be playing

884
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:28,400
Speaker 1: like limp biscuit.

885
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta go extreme. I wanted you to say

886
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,879
Speaker 2: that the therapy was that you got in the pool

887
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 2: with a bunch of old ladies and you guys reenacted

888
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 2: scenes from Butterfield Day or some classic Liz Taylor filmic epics.

889
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: You guys were like, I wish I could jump in

890
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 1: with an example of a we just we yeah, or

891
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 1: what if we all just got together in a semicircle

892
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 1: and kind of reenacted scenes from I don't know who's

893
00:42:54,160 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 1: afraid of Virginia wool We actually we just got together

894
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 1: and complained about Richard Burton and his drinking. Seriously, Oh, come.

895
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 2: On, should I divorce him or remarrying him again? Am

896
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 2: I right? Liz Taylor? I loved her so much. I

897
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 2: have a painting of Liz Taylor. That's somebody made at

898
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 2: some point in time. That's one of the greatest things

899
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 2: of all time.

900
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:19,400
Speaker 1: You have it. I have it.

901
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 2: It's like it wasn't in a fancy frame or anything,

902
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:27,760
Speaker 2: but it's like it's basically like a very very good portrait.

903
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 2: It's not a beautiful it's not great and beautiful. It's

904
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,360
Speaker 2: something you would find in a thru store in Burbank.

905
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 1: You would do it and someone would come up and go, oh,

906
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 1: that's very good, that's fair.

907
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 2: I know who that is. It's you just know who

908
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 2: it is, and it's my favorite. Her hair is humongous,

909
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:46,800
Speaker 2: and she's got that Liz like she's kind of like hmmm,

910
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 2: like looking over her shoulder. But then it's like what

911
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 2: happened to our chin? But but you don't ask that

912
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,800
Speaker 2: question because you're just happy to have the painting she has.

913
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:58,879
Speaker 1: Kind of Anthony Edwards from gotcha chine. That's what I'm

914
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 1: real good at. Just bring in a back.

915
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 2: It's called a bringer back, and you know how to

916
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:03,759
Speaker 2: do it.

917
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: Oh man, I I didn't know that seg was spelled

918
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 1: seg like g u e and I didn't. I was

919
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 1: real embarrassing. But the other day it was on the

920
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 1: on the show where I had to read it and

921
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 1: I kept saying seg and I would laughing, like good joke,

922
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what say's seg? I thought it was

923
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 1: sege had the word way and that. Sure, you know, right,

924
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,840
Speaker 1: I've been on this earth a while. There's just some

925
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 1: stuff I haven't picked up.

926
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 2: Doesn't that drive you?

927
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 1: You don't have to laugh at me?

928
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 2: Well, they felt bad about it. Guy looks sound. Guys

929
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 2: are the ones that laugh the hardest because they're the saddest.

930
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 2: Aaron am I right, he knows he knows the pain

931
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 2: sitting there having to listen all day and not be

932
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:49,280
Speaker 2: able to give your two cents.

933
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, not not really listening because you're looking for things

934
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 1: you'd have to edit out. Yes, like this lull right here.

935
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to cut that shit out and or

936
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 1: one of the oh gross, No one wants to hear

937
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:03,879
Speaker 1: that later.

938
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 2: Snips snip snap, goodbye editing room floor.

939
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 1: Well, we'll take care of that in the tape room

940
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 1: by the steam bay. Yes, come on down, old form

941
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 1: of editing. Reel to reel your clip. It literally put

942
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 1: tape on it the steam bay. Did you see in

943
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 1: a film school? No, but I had a girlfriend who did.

944
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 2: Did you see the movie Hail Caesar?

945
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:28,799
Speaker 1: Oh?

946
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that fucking part with Frances mcdormer, she's the editor.

947
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,800
Speaker 2: I think that was based on a real female editor.

948
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 1: Yeah at that time, I hope, so she was the

949
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 1: black I didn't people. Why weren't people screaming about that movie?

950
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 2: It was because everybody thought it was going to be

951
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 2: this epic thing like comedy, like everyone projected onto it,

952
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:49,320
Speaker 2: and it was also what do you call it? The

953
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 2: commercials sold it as something and it wasn't. And then

954
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 2: it looked like Jonah Hill was one of the co stars.

955
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 2: He was in it for five minutes, right. But it

956
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 2: was a tiny movie about the business of show business,

957
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 2: which is of course all of our favorites. But I

958
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 2: think the average person that doesn't give a shit goes

959
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 2: in and is like, how come I have to watch this?

960
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:07,400
Speaker 1: Yeah? It's pretty specific.

961
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to have that interest of like, what

962
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 2: is it really like at a studio. But if you're like,

963
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 2: how about you just give me a really good movie

964
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,919
Speaker 2: or like a really uh movie movie?

965
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I guess it would be with fight scenes

966
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 1: and hey, are we at that? Where are we are

967
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 1: we at Sony? Where was this Raleigh? But we're near Sony?

968
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 2: No, but you we're right by paramous City. We're right

969
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 2: by the most famous gates of a studio paramount.

970
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 1: And I call myself in an in show business person,

971
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:43,359
Speaker 1: and I call myself a show burglar. I don't even

972
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 1: know what studio I'm not near.

973
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,400
Speaker 2: Can I tell you you are a show burglar? Because

974
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 2: we did Sealing the show, Yes, the other night, when

975
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 2: we did Largo. Yeah, let me just say the stories.

976
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 2: When we did Largo. The other night we did Sarah

977
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:01,320
Speaker 2: Silverman and Friends. It was a great show, really good lineup.

978
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 2: I had to follow Chris, which I don't know, I

979
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,839
Speaker 2: think I said when Flannet asked me when I wanted

980
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 2: to go, I said, after you, because I knew that

981
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:12,879
Speaker 2: you would no matter what happened before you, you would

982
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,879
Speaker 2: kill and the audience would be hot. When I got

983
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 2: on stage, not thinking about the fact that I would

984
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 2: then have to follow you in terms of you just

985
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 2: suffer by comparison and content because your set was so great.

986
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:27,360
Speaker 1: Well, no, I don't. I did my bit. I liked it.

987
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 1: I had fun. It was fun, I know, but it

988
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:32,399
Speaker 1: was great.

989
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 2: I really love watching your stand up. I know that

990
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 2: you have a lot of heartache around it sometimes, but

991
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 2: it's for the person in the audience. It's there's none

992
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 2: it's great.

993
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 1: It's funny. I don't enjoy things sometimes. When it was done,

994
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, that went well. I that's how

995
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 1: it should always go. But it's And I just went

996
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 1: home and then looked at the Largo Instagram and I

997
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,360
Speaker 1: was the only one that didn't get a picture on it.

998
00:47:59,560 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 1: I didn't.

999
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:02,760
Speaker 2: Yeah you did, No, I didn't.

1000
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,320
Speaker 1: It's on there. I saw it.

1001
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't see it. I don't want to see it.

1002
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:10,439
Speaker 1: Jesus, that's fine. Had at time.

1003
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 2: Do you know why if you win, if you win

1004
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:18,360
Speaker 2: the comedy contest of the night, you don't get your picture.

1005
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 2: That's the reward.

1006
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: Oh that's what they do there, you.

1007
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,879
Speaker 2: Were That's why I tried so hard because I was like, please,

1008
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 2: don't put my picture in there. I'll do my best.

1009
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know that it was like an opposite

1010
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:29,799
Speaker 1: that's great. Well I didn't know I did so well,

1011
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:30,879
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

1012
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:34,320
Speaker 2: You lost opposite rewards. Also, here's the other thing, and

1013
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 2: I am so it's just my favorite thing. So sir,

1014
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:42,400
Speaker 2: it's known fact. I'm not gossiping or anything. Sarah Silverman

1015
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 2: dates the British actor Michael Sheen. Yeah. Yeah, you've seen

1016
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:48,240
Speaker 2: him in Frost Nixon. You have seen him in The Queen,

1017
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 2: The Masters of Sex. Masters of Sex is his series

1018
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:58,240
Speaker 2: on Shiit Time. Shi Shit Time. One of the most charming,

1019
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:03,239
Speaker 2: normal chill out dudes, sat in the dressing room, talked

1020
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 2: to April about Manchester for fucking ever, like just hung

1021
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 2: out with all of us in a way where I

1022
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 2: because I am truly a fan and a little bit

1023
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 2: starstruck by him. I kept turning around to seat, like

1024
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 2: when is he gonna leave? Because why is he just

1025
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 2: sitting in here talking to us? But he like genuinely

1026
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 2: like likes Sarah's friends, and likes comedy and likes comedians

1027
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:26,319
Speaker 2: and like wants to hang out.

1028
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 1: Andy sat on the side of the stage and laughed

1029
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 1: at the whole show. He did.

1030
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:35,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, everything, watched the whole show right in the back curtain.

1031
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:35,719
Speaker 1: It's great.

1032
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 2: I was just so I just find that touching sometimes,

1033
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 2: and like how disappointing are most celebrities when you meet them, Yeah,

1034
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 2: where they're like you're welcome.

1035
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 1: Well there's some about him too. He's just an attractive man.

1036
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 1: You know, I'm straight, you know me, it's straight, but

1037
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 1: every once in a while I sexually attracted to men. Sure,

1038
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 1: you know, it's just I'm just I'm I understand his

1039
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 1: too late. You said it, I you know, and I

1040
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:06,880
Speaker 1: want to kiss him. Damn it, this he'll Discustello record's

1041
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:10,399
Speaker 1: broken again. He he has.

1042
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:11,919
Speaker 2: He is a magnetic person.

1043
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 1: He's a magnetic man, and he also.

1044
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 2: Seems like a royal. So you're kind of like, I

1045
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,919
Speaker 2: just want to stay in this room. I have nothing

1046
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 2: to say, but I just kind of want to be

1047
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 2: nearby and pretend that we're best friends. Yeah, he just

1048
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 2: is like exciting.

1049
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, seems like a nice guy.

1050
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:30,240
Speaker 2: I like him. I just wanted to brag out because

1051
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 2: I think, like, I don't know it, I'm in it

1052
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 2: for the celebrities as much as anything else here in

1053
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 2: La Yeah. Yeah, but like then you'll meet one every

1054
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 2: once in a while, and you're just like, I wish

1055
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 2: you would move away. I don't like you or anything

1056
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 2: that you're like.

1057
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 1: I'm uh. I've distanced myself from it, not on purpose,

1058
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:53,840
Speaker 1: but living at the Old Beach, I don't see a

1059
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:57,839
Speaker 1: lot of celebs. Yeah, just guys flying kites from a bike.

1060
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 1: Clareness Beido a little bits on them.

1061
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 2: That's scary.

1062
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:06,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Oh, I feel so dumb for calling him

1063
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 1: a nicknlty. A lot of people used to confuse them.

1064
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,320
Speaker 1: I bet a whole party ones. I think it was

1065
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:15,919
Speaker 1: after I ate a spider on a chip once.

1066
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:17,760
Speaker 2: That doesn't matter as a drug.

1067
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 1: I got fifty bucks. But I bet these guys I

1068
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,720
Speaker 1: used to I used to try and gamble at parties.

1069
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 1: He was still moving. Yeah. Sorry, there was salta and

1070
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 1: it was on a chip. I put a spider on there.

1071
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 1: I ate it, I swallowed it. I was fine. Fifty bucks.

1072
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 1: I think I still have no regrets about that when

1073
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:35,879
Speaker 1: I do it again.

1074
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:37,839
Speaker 2: Of course, it's your life, and also you're eating them

1075
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 2: in your sleep. Anyway, consciously, we all know that.

1076
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 1: We all ingest and chew seven to eight spiders per night.

1077
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 1: When you wake up and there's that feeling of like

1078
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:51,800
Speaker 1: the sweater like them, I need some water. That's just

1079
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:52,840
Speaker 1: spider guts.

1080
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 2: That's spider guts and legs stuck in your teeth.

1081
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 1: Don't get me started about the ones that went in

1082
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 1: your ears. But a party, and everyone there was like, yeah,

1083
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 1: Nick Nolty was so good and big Wednesday, this surf

1084
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 1: movie that Gary Busey when he was like a cognitive

1085
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:14,319
Speaker 1: brain functioning man. And I was like, that's not that's

1086
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 1: not Nick Nolty. And they all went against me, and

1087
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 1: I bet the money and they paid up how much

1088
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:25,359
Speaker 1: I don't remember, but over twenty oh yeah yeah, ooh,

1089
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 1: maybe I'd like to think. So I was such a hustler.

1090
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:31,840
Speaker 2: It's your lie. You can kind of make it anything

1091
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 2: you want.

1092
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was a kid and I get on my bike,

1093
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 1: I'd go and I'd invest it. And that's why today

1094
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: I'm a very wealthy man.

1095
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 2: Is that true? No?

1096
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:44,759
Speaker 1: No, I'm not very rich. Okay, no, no, no, no,

1097
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:50,439
Speaker 1: but I'm doing okay good good. Yeah, yeah, that's good. Well,

1098
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 1: where's our guest.

1099
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 2: Oh, Michael Sheen, he's gonna he's hearing about.

1100
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:01,760
Speaker 1: Well, I'm pready awkward. And I said I was attracted

1101
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 1: to him.

1102
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,240
Speaker 2: No, he's actually here to confront you about that. Oh great,

1103
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 2: kind of like intervention, but it's like it's like getting

1104
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 2: in your face and being like, what do you buy

1105
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:11,320
Speaker 2: or something.

1106
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 1: British that's like a scared straight camp. I went to, Uh,

1107
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:22,560
Speaker 1: that's what. Doing archery at the Renaissance. I was good

1108
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 1: at it for some reason. And then it brought back

1109
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 1: memories I've shut out most of them because it was

1110
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:31,319
Speaker 1: a horrific time where they just said your parents are

1111
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:33,359
Speaker 1: going to hell and it's your job to get them

1112
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:35,840
Speaker 1: to believe in God. And they picked me up and

1113
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 1: I was just sobbing.

1114
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:38,439
Speaker 2: It was very oh you're a Christian camp.

1115
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:41,320
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah. But they had a shooting bows and arrows

1116
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 1: and that's that's I'm like, I've done this, I know

1117
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 1: how to do this. Yes, And I just went and man,

1118
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,360
Speaker 1: talk about hitting some red circles.

1119
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 2: Dude. We did archery at my camp as well. One

1120
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 2: of my greatest early memories was this one year I

1121
00:53:56,840 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 2: liked a boy can't John something and we were doing

1122
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:03,840
Speaker 2: archery and he came up and he's talking to the

1123
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 2: girl at the heybale thing next to me whatever. Uh,

1124
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 2: And I was like well, I should do my best

1125
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 2: to try to impress this guy. Here's my thinking, as

1126
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 2: like a twelve year old being good at archery would

1127
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:21,879
Speaker 2: make a guy attracted to a girl. It's so tragic, uh.

1128
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 2: I fucking lined it up bullseye and he goes, WHOA Karen?

1129
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,040
Speaker 2: And then I like, drop my thing and walked away.

1130
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:33,760
Speaker 2: Another mistake. When you're trying to like, if you like somebody,

1131
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:36,160
Speaker 2: just you fucking constantly like mic, drop.

1132
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:36,920
Speaker 1: And walk where.

1133
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:38,840
Speaker 2: He's like, no, you're supposed to stop, stay there and

1134
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:39,399
Speaker 2: talk to them.

1135
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:41,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't work with kids. I guess she

1136
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 1: doesn't like me. She walked away. Every kid thinks the

1137
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,880
Speaker 1: other kid doesn't like them. I know, you're like playing

1138
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 1: hard to get. It's like, I guess she doesn't like.

1139
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 2: Oh, well, there's nineteen other girls over here. And meanwhile

1140
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 2: I walked away two four feet away and then just

1141
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 2: kind of stood there like no, no, I don't know

1142
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,479
Speaker 2: where a tree.

1143
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,359
Speaker 1: I guess this is the end of the road.

1144
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 2: I guess I'll stay here for the rest of the week.

1145
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:04,120
Speaker 1: Did I tell you about how a big Sky Bible

1146
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:09,320
Speaker 1: camp they thought I was experiencing stigmata. I was waiting

1147
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 1: for a boat. A little boy punched me in the

1148
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 1: stomach because his name was Ian. At the fire, he said,

1149
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 1: I accepted Jesus in my heart in the back of

1150
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 1: a cop car and it's like, oh, I've made a

1151
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:24,880
Speaker 1: noise and he looked at me and then so he

1152
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 1: didn't like me because of that. I made fun of

1153
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:30,719
Speaker 1: his tough guy how old I was, Oh boy, I

1154
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:34,440
Speaker 1: have eleven, okay ten, and he was like twelve.

1155
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 2: I need to see a picture of you, and you're alive.

1156
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 1: Oh my hair, I have I have a picture of

1157
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:41,719
Speaker 1: this that it was days later, so I'll show you

1158
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:44,880
Speaker 1: a picture. Yeah. So we went camping and I couldn't

1159
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:46,440
Speaker 1: stop crying. I thought I was going to hell. It

1160
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 1: was awful. I hated But anyway, I was waiting for

1161
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:51,760
Speaker 1: a canoe on this dock and they put they lined

1162
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 1: the dock with like sheet metal so boats could bang

1163
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:59,200
Speaker 1: against it, I guess. And this kid pushed me off

1164
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:02,360
Speaker 1: the dock and the edge of the thing scraped my

1165
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 1: nipples to where today they're still scarchy, have puffy nips.

1166
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 1: I feel like before I go swimming, I pinch him

1167
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 1: and because they're just big because they got ripped off.

1168
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:14,360
Speaker 1: I could see him on the edge my nipples, and

1169
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:17,319
Speaker 1: so I went like, that is covering the blood coming

1170
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:21,719
Speaker 1: off my nipples, and they and some idiot counselor was like,

1171
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:26,000
Speaker 1: that's they had. I had to go talk to the

1172
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 1: priest and explain that I had simply scraped my nipples

1173
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:32,080
Speaker 1: and it wasn't this thing that they were telling me

1174
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:36,200
Speaker 1: about which I'd never heard of. They were like, it's

1175
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:40,840
Speaker 1: very important that you recognize the meaning of and it's like, no,

1176
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:44,719
Speaker 1: I cut my nips and I covered. But I'd have

1177
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:47,800
Speaker 1: a meaning with him, and he had. It was so creepy.

1178
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:53,200
Speaker 1: He had this chair he did he put just diff

1179
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:54,800
Speaker 1: and He's like, do you know what this is? And

1180
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 1: I'm like I don't know, and he's like it's going up.

1181
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:01,320
Speaker 1: You're asking that was seven or eight items?

1182
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:03,360
Speaker 2: Oh no, why didn't you just say what it was?

1183
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:06,800
Speaker 1: I know, I know I should have just said pencil sharpener,

1184
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 1: matchbox car, an older racer. Just say what they were.

1185
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 1: That's your dick, sir.

1186
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 2: No.

1187
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:21,120
Speaker 1: But he had this daughter that I didn't think he

1188
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 1: was genuine because he acted. He would bring his daughter

1189
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 1: everywhere on she was in a wheelchair and she had

1190
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 1: maybe I don't know what was wrong with her, but

1191
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 1: she had a hard life and she was wheelchair bound.

1192
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 1: And he I remember he'd like, whenever he talked to us,

1193
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,560
Speaker 1: he'd had her next door and they just kind of

1194
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 1: and she'd just kind of be rolling away and he's like, oh, yeah,

1195
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 1: he didn't. I could just tell he didn't really care

1196
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,440
Speaker 1: about her, but he was parading her around as a

1197
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 1: example of how gracious he was. He always had to

1198
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:54,880
Speaker 1: have his daughter next room. So when I had to

1199
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 1: go have my meeting about my nips, she was just

1200
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 1: staring at me. Oh, it was just it's all coming

1201
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:04,040
Speaker 1: back to me now. I've never really talked about this.

1202
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 2: But it sounds like a David Lynch movie.

1203
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 1: It was horrifying, and it was a scary office. And

1204
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 1: at night when all the kids were sleeping and their

1205
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 1: noses were whistling, I thought it was kids screaming in

1206
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 1: the lake. I thought people were drowning. It was like

1207
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 1: I thought I was getting possessed. So my dad picked

1208
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 1: me up and we were leaving the Bible camp and

1209
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:26,960
Speaker 1: I was like, crying, and you're going to hell. And

1210
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 1: at night the children were drowning and I had my

1211
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 1: nipples got scraped off. The stigmata and so I'm gonna

1212
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,920
Speaker 1: and my dad just turned around, and I watched him

1213
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 1: from the car go up to this head past our

1214
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:44,160
Speaker 1: guy and just yet poking him in the chest, yelling

1215
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:47,120
Speaker 1: at him, pointing at me, and the guy's like, I'm sorry,

1216
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what to say to kids.

1217
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:52,520
Speaker 1: I don't know what my dad. I should ask him

1218
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 1: what he said. I love that.

1219
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:59,040
Speaker 2: Yes, hell yeah, I mean if only because your dad

1220
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:00,040
Speaker 2: was not religious, right.

1221
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 1: Like this wasn't my parents weren't. My sister went because

1222
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:06,400
Speaker 1: I think she'd made out with boys she liked and

1223
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:08,960
Speaker 1: it was fun for her, being six years older than me.

1224
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like she's not so literal as you are, right, Like, yeah,

1225
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 2: I can kind of take her leave this. Hell shit,

1226
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:17,680
Speaker 2: I'm not too worried about it.

1227
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:19,840
Speaker 1: Her and I are both on the same page now

1228
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:24,920
Speaker 1: for certain. Yeah, that's at least how I remember it.

1229
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 1: Maybe my dad just told me yelled at him. Whatever.

1230
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:30,840
Speaker 1: You know, how yead images to stories Sometimes it's called

1231
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 1: lying that whole story didn't happen. I've never been to it.

1232
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 2: Can you know what it's called. It's called good podcasting,

1233
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:40,760
Speaker 2: that's right, Yeah, just trying to take a thread of

1234
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:44,480
Speaker 2: a distant memory and just pull that shit out and

1235
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 2: entertain us.

1236
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 1: That's what luisy K said. He said a lot of

1237
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:53,440
Speaker 1: his stories that people one percent believe. He totally is embellishing.

1238
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:54,840
Speaker 2: He told you that on the phone.

1239
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:57,439
Speaker 1: It was, I don't know, a podcast or something.

1240
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 2: I think you might be embellishing that.

1241
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:02,840
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I was in he was on

1242
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 1: our podcast, right, yeah, yeah, No, I don't know. We're

1243
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:07,800
Speaker 1: at the gym. We were swimming. No, no, I can't remember.

1244
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:10,920
Speaker 2: He was whispering to you underwater. You know what I

1245
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 2: like to do in my pool.

1246
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:17,720
Speaker 1: I'm a liar. That sounded love. I love folly work.

1247
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 2: I'm glad that it's really good.

1248
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 1: Thanks.

1249
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:21,919
Speaker 2: I feel like it's going to be a major part

1250
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 2: of this new studio. I think so incarnation.

1251
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:32,120
Speaker 1: I was gonna say incarceration, Chris, Yeah, this sounds like

1252
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:33,440
Speaker 1: a conclusionary tone.

1253
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:36,680
Speaker 2: No, no, I was going to say something, but it's

1254
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:37,919
Speaker 2: totally left my mind.

1255
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,080
Speaker 1: Now were you gonna did you? Did you have to

1256
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 1: make amends?

1257
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:46,040
Speaker 2: Do you want me to? No? Uh oh, now I

1258
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 2: have to figure out what the problem is. No. No,

1259
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:52,720
Speaker 2: I was going to say I have a pool, oh yeah,

1260
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 2: which I don't talk about that much because I don't

1261
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:55,520
Speaker 2: want to brag at people.

1262
01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 1: People are gonna think you're like Richie rich. Right. It's

1263
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:03,200
Speaker 1: a normal pool. It's not pool your house. It's modest,

1264
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:04,320
Speaker 1: it's not fancy.

1265
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:05,520
Speaker 2: I do not clean it.

1266
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:09,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, the pool it's very small, it's very you're not bragging,

1267
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 1: trust me. Her house is almost it's meager dwelling that

1268
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 1: happens to have a cement surrounded body of water behind it.

1269
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:20,880
Speaker 2: It's almost by chance, as opposed to having anything to

1270
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:23,480
Speaker 2: do with me. But when I'm in that pool, sometimes

1271
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 2: I like to lay back ears underwater, okay, look at

1272
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 2: the sky, sure, and then tell myself that I'm actually

1273
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 2: laying forward. Have you ever done this? No? Where you

1274
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:39,480
Speaker 2: just in your mind? I entertain the idea that what

1275
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:43,160
Speaker 2: if you're actually facing down inside a way bigger pool.

1276
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:44,240
Speaker 1: You mean drowning?

1277
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:46,760
Speaker 2: No, no, okay, because you can still breathe, you're on

1278
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 2: your bed, okay, but you're just picturing that the sky

1279
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:52,200
Speaker 2: is the pool that you're looking into.

1280
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:54,680
Speaker 1: Oh that's kind of fun.

1281
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:56,960
Speaker 2: It's a real trip out, and it's like for that

1282
01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,240
Speaker 2: feeling when you're underwater and it just you kind of

1283
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:01,560
Speaker 2: don't know where you are anymore. It's really fun.

1284
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:03,560
Speaker 1: I've been afraid my brain is too much of a

1285
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:05,680
Speaker 1: vault and it won't go out on that limb.

1286
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:09,480
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, test it out. I'm gonna just take

1287
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:12,320
Speaker 2: you know, take a blowtorch to that vault. See if

1288
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 2: you can't get in there. Yeah, and let the magic.

1289
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:18,040
Speaker 1: See if there's some Barra bonds. Maybe.

1290
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:22,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a secret diamond necklace in one of those boxes,

1291
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 2: wouldn't you, mistress came to me, if there was an apocalypse,

1292
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:30,640
Speaker 2: everybody died but a handful of people, I would go

1293
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:33,320
Speaker 2: to a bank and just start fucking open those boxes.

1294
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:35,520
Speaker 1: I think you're going to say, what I started eating people?

1295
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:38,920
Speaker 2: We can do that one too. Yeah, it wouldn't be fascinating.

1296
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,920
Speaker 2: Those are things no one else can look at, no

1297
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:43,960
Speaker 2: one else can get to. What are people putting in there?

1298
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:51,520
Speaker 2: A human hand? Yeah, cougarans, just some doilies that have meaning.

1299
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:53,800
Speaker 1: Grandmother gave me these doilies.

1300
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:59,000
Speaker 2: They were Hitlers. It's all Hitler stuff, every secret clues

1301
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:01,920
Speaker 2: to things that noms is like, well, here's that knife

1302
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:03,720
Speaker 2: I killed her with and all those other people.

1303
01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:05,960
Speaker 1: I guess I'll wrap it up in this map I drew.

1304
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:09,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't you want to?

1305
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to have an adventure me too, but

1306
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:13,800
Speaker 1: I won't. I'll probably go home and nap.

1307
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:17,720
Speaker 2: Have the adventure in your mind, in your dreamscape.

1308
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:21,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd prefer to do it that way. It's safer.

1309
01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:23,280
Speaker 2: I want to go out of town. Though I've been,

1310
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:25,080
Speaker 2: I haven't left town in a really long time.

1311
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 1: I'm going to Houston in the morning.

1312
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:30,400
Speaker 2: Oh that's fun. Yeah, what club?

1313
01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:32,120
Speaker 1: It's called the Joke Joint?

1314
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:35,920
Speaker 2: Is it the Comedy the Lapstop? Isn't there any no

1315
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:37,160
Speaker 2: that those were.

1316
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:40,720
Speaker 1: The glory days I feel of Houston Comedy that that

1317
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 1: place closed, but it's still nice to go back there

1318
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:49,120
Speaker 1: and Mark Babbitt and old Babbitt Prabbit people. Uh, you know,

1319
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:52,640
Speaker 1: people like to say things about Babbitt. He's he was

1320
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 1: the guy that got me going.

1321
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 2: Mark Babbitt had great taste and gave really talented young

1322
01:03:58,400 --> 01:03:59,080
Speaker 2: people a chance.

1323
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:01,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was the first time I ever saw

1324
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:04,000
Speaker 1: you is He made me watch your Girl's Guitar Club.

1325
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:07,120
Speaker 1: He can't. It was like there was a green room

1326
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:10,040
Speaker 1: there and there is one tape and he's like, you

1327
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:13,320
Speaker 1: should watch this, and it was great. Yeahs, You're like,

1328
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:16,000
Speaker 1: I could do this it's like the no, no, they

1329
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:20,680
Speaker 1: weren't because I cannot play guitar and sing. It makes

1330
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:22,360
Speaker 1: me very nervous to even think about.

1331
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:28,400
Speaker 2: I headlined the Live Stop, first time I ever headlined anywhere,

1332
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:30,720
Speaker 2: and last I think it was so fun.

1333
01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:34,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I loved that place. Yea, he didn't care

1334
01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:36,680
Speaker 1: of you were weird and went out on a limb

1335
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:38,640
Speaker 1: and it didn't work and you ate it, because that's

1336
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:41,040
Speaker 1: what happened to me every time I thought it was great.

1337
01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:44,480
Speaker 1: I used to do these drawings on seat well yeah yeah,

1338
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:49,040
Speaker 1: and it ended up being a hidden pentagram and and

1339
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:52,000
Speaker 1: like a drawing instruction guy. It was like a sketch

1340
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:52,640
Speaker 1: that I would do.

1341
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:55,200
Speaker 2: Oh, like a Bob Ross thing. Yeah yeah, and it's

1342
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:58,840
Speaker 2: uh and the audience is like, talk about your balls.

1343
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:03,520
Speaker 1: No, there was plenty of balls in the drawing. Yeah. No,

1344
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:06,720
Speaker 1: I always leave room for balls. You know that about me.

1345
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:11,120
Speaker 1: It's one of the things that that priest held up

1346
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:16,600
Speaker 1: this ball. Well, I think this went well. I mean

1347
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:21,600
Speaker 1: it's good to test the what Yeah, and let's just breathe,

1348
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:31,240
Speaker 1: let's breathe doubtely. There we go. It's still good. I'm

1349
01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:35,200
Speaker 1: glad we did a studio really honestly, And it's because

1350
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:37,120
Speaker 1: I've been paranoid and maybe i'm you know, I'm a

1351
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:40,040
Speaker 1: hypochondriac all that stuff. But I've started to think that

1352
01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:42,080
Speaker 1: we were going to injure someone in the car, Like

1353
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:47,680
Speaker 1: what if we really it's really almost happened a few times. Yeah,

1354
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:51,080
Speaker 1: like the close calls. How awful would that have been.

1355
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:54,840
Speaker 1: It's a dangerous What we're doing is dangerous, and it's

1356
01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:57,000
Speaker 1: a lot of hard work, and it's hard to go

1357
01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:59,440
Speaker 1: to the airport, and we I didn't know that. I

1358
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:01,240
Speaker 1: just thought we had a great idea, but a lot of.

1359
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:03,840
Speaker 2: We're having fun be like this must be hard, and

1360
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:05,120
Speaker 2: then we'd be like, yeah.

1361
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:07,120
Speaker 1: It is hard. Why do you have to say that

1362
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:09,400
Speaker 1: we don't like it? And then I just started to

1363
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:12,240
Speaker 1: I'm real paranoid. I'd have thoughts about it all the time,

1364
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:15,720
Speaker 1: like what if we got sideswipe, our guest got injured

1365
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:18,520
Speaker 1: or something. It's scary. I don't know. I just know

1366
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:19,280
Speaker 1: I've said it.

1367
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:23,400
Speaker 2: Well and it can't happen anymore. Put truck drives through

1368
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:29,520
Speaker 2: this room. I was always just bummed because I can't

1369
01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:33,360
Speaker 2: get my car clean. It can't be clean. I need

1370
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:35,120
Speaker 2: to get rid of that car and get a car

1371
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:37,400
Speaker 2: that has like leather or fake leather seats.

1372
01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:39,640
Speaker 1: So they get one of those BMW little cars.

1373
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:42,680
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like the little those little toy.

1374
01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:44,480
Speaker 1: Cars that look like you rub them on the carpet

1375
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:45,040
Speaker 1: and let them go.

1376
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:46,200
Speaker 2: I love those cars.

1377
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:46,960
Speaker 1: They're pretty nice.

1378
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:50,400
Speaker 2: But yeah, something that's more dog friendly, yeah, because mine is.

1379
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:54,000
Speaker 1: Oh as far as wiping off the surfaces, I don't.

1380
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,880
Speaker 2: Want to be the person that's like, hey, come come

1381
01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:58,000
Speaker 2: into this ball of hair and I'll drive you around.

1382
01:06:58,120 --> 01:06:59,120
Speaker 1: Right, it's gross.

1383
01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:01,360
Speaker 2: But then like any time we go to leave, I

1384
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:03,440
Speaker 2: would have to backtime it, which I'm not good at

1385
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:07,240
Speaker 2: doing in my normal life, so that I could clean

1386
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:10,160
Speaker 2: for like an hour and a half, just so it

1387
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:13,360
Speaker 2: would get decent enough for people to be inside it.

1388
01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:15,280
Speaker 1: Or and I thought it was a good solution to

1389
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:17,840
Speaker 1: put the sheet over, but sometimes they'd sit in there

1390
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:20,120
Speaker 1: and they can't find the seat belt hole that you

1391
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:22,520
Speaker 1: ripped in the sheet, and then they're like, oh, I

1392
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:25,400
Speaker 1: don't have a seat belt. It's like, ah, you'll be fine.

1393
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:27,720
Speaker 2: Yeah. Then I get real, Like my dad in the

1394
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:30,280
Speaker 2: seventies was liken, take it easy, don't make a big

1395
01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:34,000
Speaker 2: deal about it, and just like everybody likes seat belts.

1396
01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:34,720
Speaker 2: It's kind of a thing.

1397
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:37,880
Speaker 1: It's really the hottest thing out there, right.

1398
01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:39,760
Speaker 2: So it's very popular for a reason.

1399
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:43,720
Speaker 1: Nothing more popular. Not flying out of a windshield is

1400
01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:45,000
Speaker 1: the new rolling stones.

1401
01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:49,880
Speaker 2: Oh, should we do a couple plugs before we go back?

1402
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:54,680
Speaker 2: Because we get to do I think it's becoming that

1403
01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:56,960
Speaker 2: we get to do business class the second Tuesday of

1404
01:07:57,040 --> 01:08:01,120
Speaker 2: every Hell, yes, yes, you're on April. And I agreed.

1405
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:03,240
Speaker 2: I thought we told you this last time you said it.

1406
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:05,760
Speaker 1: But she just as nice things sometimes.

1407
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:07,960
Speaker 2: Oh you need it from the old Negativo to know

1408
01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:08,680
Speaker 2: it's really.

1409
01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:10,160
Speaker 1: I need it from your seventies dad.

1410
01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:13,400
Speaker 2: Hey, listen, Jesus, you did a great job. You get

1411
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:16,160
Speaker 2: to do it every time, all right, now, quit making

1412
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:19,800
Speaker 2: a big deal about it. Show off times over there

1413
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:20,760
Speaker 2: you go. That was Jim.

1414
01:08:22,479 --> 01:08:25,760
Speaker 1: I almost took the cane out from under you take

1415
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:26,320
Speaker 1: that tone with.

1416
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:31,120
Speaker 2: Me, Jesus Christ like, I like this character.

1417
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:32,920
Speaker 1: He's gate.

1418
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:38,280
Speaker 2: I can slip into gym anytime you need come on.

1419
01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:41,479
Speaker 1: I just a lot of people go, that's what she said,

1420
01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:43,320
Speaker 1: you know, they used to, Thank God, they don't, but

1421
01:08:43,439 --> 01:08:44,400
Speaker 1: I've replaced it with.

1422
01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:49,320
Speaker 2: Just going, oh, so that's what that meant so if

1423
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:51,800
Speaker 2: something is a double on Twitter or slightly sexual you

1424
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:57,040
Speaker 2: so let's try it. Okay, you know, I've been playing

1425
01:08:57,080 --> 01:08:59,560
Speaker 2: a lot of tennis lately, but I just don't know

1426
01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:06,400
Speaker 2: where to put the balls. There we go, Yeah, this

1427
01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:06,880
Speaker 2: is something.

1428
01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:09,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think June.

1429
01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:13,080
Speaker 2: I believe June eighth is the second Wednesday. I'm almost positive.

1430
01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:16,719
Speaker 2: Sam Blair just emailed me, but please come to business

1431
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:19,880
Speaker 2: class at the Improv Lab. The second would Improv Lab,

1432
01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:23,519
Speaker 2: Hollywood Improv Lab, the second Wednesday of June. We will

1433
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:26,919
Speaker 2: be there. It's April Richardson and I hosting. Chris Fairbanks

1434
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:29,880
Speaker 2: will be there, and then a bevy of other people

1435
01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:33,479
Speaker 2: we've asked and forgotten we asked, and Bevy try to

1436
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:34,479
Speaker 2: remember and bring back.

1437
01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:35,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be great.

1438
01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:36,720
Speaker 2: It'll be super fun.

1439
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:40,400
Speaker 1: And I would like to plug these shirts I made.

1440
01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:43,240
Speaker 1: I really like them. If you like the movie The Warriors.

1441
01:09:43,439 --> 01:09:46,519
Speaker 1: They're soft cotton, They're very soft, They're a good quality getting.

1442
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:49,080
Speaker 1: It's like I don't want these Haynes beefy te's that

1443
01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:51,160
Speaker 1: I'll scrape you up and cut off your nips. And

1444
01:09:51,240 --> 01:09:55,160
Speaker 1: then everyone's saying, oh nice day, yeah, yeah, go see

1445
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:58,000
Speaker 1: the priest. Yeah, I have a nice soft shirt and

1446
01:09:58,240 --> 01:09:59,720
Speaker 1: enjoy your summer.

1447
01:09:59,439 --> 01:10:03,720
Speaker 2: Camp really quick. Is it the kind of shirt where

1448
01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:07,200
Speaker 2: the design is like screen as opposed to a big

1449
01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:08,080
Speaker 2: thick thing on top.

1450
01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:11,439
Speaker 1: It's like in the shirt very lightly. Yeah, yeah, you

1451
01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:14,400
Speaker 1: probably If you closed your eyes and just kind of

1452
01:10:14,479 --> 01:10:19,360
Speaker 1: pinched and twisted the fabric, you could someone could put

1453
01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:22,040
Speaker 1: your fingers on to wear. It's screen printed, or maybe

1454
01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:24,200
Speaker 1: just the sleeve the plant, and you would not know

1455
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:28,120
Speaker 1: just as soft where the ink is. And I'm I'm

1456
01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:30,720
Speaker 1: not sure. I haven't received them yet, but they must

1457
01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:32,680
Speaker 1: be from the photos I can tell that they are.

1458
01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:34,439
Speaker 1: It's a light screen printed.

1459
01:10:34,479 --> 01:10:37,840
Speaker 2: It's not a big, bold, just thing that starts to

1460
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:39,599
Speaker 2: feel like you're wearing a sandwich board on the front

1461
01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:40,400
Speaker 2: like that.

1462
01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:44,320
Speaker 1: Bat My shirts have that. It bucks it makes you sweat.

1463
01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:49,280
Speaker 2: It just makes me not wear the shirt. Yeah, basically. Yeah, anyhow,

1464
01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:52,639
Speaker 2: you did you give that website? Sorry?

1465
01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:57,840
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, it's one Yeah it's one color KKK color

1466
01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:04,040
Speaker 1: n W n E www oh and one color but

1467
01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:04,800
Speaker 1: color with a K.

1468
01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:08,439
Speaker 2: That's all okay? Yeah, dot com, dot org, dot net, I.

1469
01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:12,000
Speaker 1: Believe it's dot com. Yeah, let's and then you can

1470
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:14,400
Speaker 1: you can just see the Chris Ferrman. There will be

1471
01:11:14,439 --> 01:11:16,400
Speaker 1: a shirt on there with my face in the corner

1472
01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:22,280
Speaker 1: and uh it's a got a bridge, it says the Warriors.

1473
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:23,200
Speaker 1: There we go. Yeah.

1474
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:26,160
Speaker 2: So it's basically the Warriors basketball logo, but instead of

1475
01:11:26,280 --> 01:11:28,800
Speaker 2: normal writing for the Warriors, it's the writing from the

1476
01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:31,679
Speaker 2: seventies movie The Warriors exactly. It's wonderful.

1477
01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:34,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's an idea I had late one night. I

1478
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:37,000
Speaker 1: had had some whiskeys. Yeah, threw it together. Who says

1479
01:11:37,080 --> 01:11:37,800
Speaker 1: drinking is bad?

1480
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:40,280
Speaker 2: Not Hemingway and not you my friend.

1481
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:44,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, got my liver hurts when I laugh. Swim it off,

1482
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:50,560
Speaker 1: being Jesus, swim it off. Oh you're slipping in the

1483
01:11:50,720 --> 01:12:00,720
Speaker 1: gym again. Sometimes I'll mix it up slipping in slipping

1484
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:08,960
Speaker 1: in the gym. Hey, okay, listen, I'm a child. You've

1485
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:10,880
Speaker 1: been listening to Do you need a ride?

1486
01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:13,880
Speaker 2: D Y n A r