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Speaker 1: It's another blow. Hi. My name is Tyler Johnson. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling forms Is this Chelsea? Oh? Hi? Hi, thank you?

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm good. So I just dropped off

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Speaker 1: a package at your place, probably about an hour ago,

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Speaker 1: and I just realized it was the wrong one. Uh

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Speaker 1: like the wrong package or you dropped it off to

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Speaker 1: the wrong place. The wrong package at your place? Oh okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: So I'm actually on the other side of town right

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Speaker 1: now and probably won't be back in your area until tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: So I just need you to take care of that

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Speaker 1: package for the night. Okay. Um? Sure. I I used

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Speaker 1: to want to be held responsible for somebody else's stuff. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but we got a lot of drivers are out sick,

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Speaker 1: and I'm kind of covering multiple routes so I can't

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Speaker 1: get back there. So if you could just you know,

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Speaker 1: feed it, bathe it, and make sure it doesn't get

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Speaker 1: away for the night, and then I'll be able to

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Speaker 1: come back tomorrow. You want me to do? What what

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Speaker 1: is this? If you could feed it, bathe it, and

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Speaker 1: make sure it doesn't get away, and we'll reimburse you

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Speaker 1: for food. I'm sure reimburse me for food. What did

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Speaker 1: you leave at my house? Oh, it's a cat. You

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Speaker 1: left a cat at my house? Yeah, it's a calico.

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Speaker 1: I think I can't really, I don't care what breed

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Speaker 1: it is. I'm not going to be responsible for someone

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Speaker 1: else's chat. Well, you kind of have to be just

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Speaker 1: for the night and then, like I said, we'll come

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Speaker 1: pick it up tomorrow. My bad. First of all, I'm

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Speaker 1: allergic to cats, so that's not going to work out anyway.

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Speaker 1: You might want to wear some gloves or something when

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Speaker 1: you're handling it, but so you think that just by

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Speaker 1: putting on gloves it'll fix my cat allergy. I am

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Speaker 1: not responsible for your mess up. I can't touch it.

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Speaker 1: I'm not taking care of it. This is not my package,

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Speaker 1: not my responsibility. Please go back there and do your job.

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Speaker 1: Figure it out. Okay, Well, let me call my boss

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Speaker 1: and see what I can do. I'll call you back

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Speaker 1: in a few minutes. Thank you. Hello, Hey, is this Chelsea? Yes? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: this is Tyler from Esigan. How'd you guess? Have you

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Speaker 1: figured out your problem? Well? I did talk to my

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Speaker 1: boss and he agrees with me. He agrees with you, Yes,

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Speaker 1: he agrees with you that with my allergy, I should

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Speaker 1: be responsible for your mistake. No, he agrees, and he

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Speaker 1: thinks that you're a terrible person for not taking care

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Speaker 1: of this cat. Is a terrible person. You aren't want

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Speaker 1: to screw this up. Well, my boss said, quote, what

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Speaker 1: kind of person won't take care of a cat for

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Speaker 1: one night? And then he called you a bad word,

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Speaker 1: which I probably shouldn't say. Your boss is pissed at me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I'm on your side. I tried to tell him

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Speaker 1: that you're not an animal hater, you're just a cat hater,

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Speaker 1: but he wouldn't listen to me. I am a magic

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Speaker 1: I'm not prepared for this stuff going on tonight. Oh really,

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Speaker 1: what kind of stuff do you have going on that

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Speaker 1: you can't take care of an innocent little cat? I

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Speaker 1: really want to know. Oh, book club? Do you hear that?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what? That's my bullet meter going off

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Speaker 1: like crazy right now. You don't have a book club.

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Speaker 1: You just don't want to take care of this helpless

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Speaker 1: old cat. What did this cat ever do to you?

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Speaker 1: The cat didn't do anything to me, but I wasn't

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Speaker 1: eat well. You know what, Sometimes life gives you surprises,

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Speaker 1: and you got a surprise cat today, and you should

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Speaker 1: embrace that surprise and take care of it. Why are

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Speaker 1: you yelling at me? I can't be hell responsible for

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Speaker 1: somebody's chat. I can't even know you might have to

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Speaker 1: say this, you know what, maybe that cat was meant

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Speaker 1: to be in your life, and maybe, just maybe your

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Speaker 1: boyfriend Jim got it for you and did a phone

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Speaker 1: tap to break the news. Just maybe you ever think

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Speaker 1: about that cat hater? What didn't you just say? I said,

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Speaker 1: it's a brak phone call and your boyfriend Jim set

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Speaker 1: you up, cat hater? Oh my god, this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Your boyfriend Jim set you up?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, just so much? Did you say you

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Speaker 1: hate cats? Okay, well your boyfriend did really get you

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Speaker 1: a cat, and he wanted to break the news this way.

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Speaker 1: You know you're a kidding. No, I'm not. Your boyfriend

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Speaker 1: got you a cat. He thought maybe you'd be excited.

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Speaker 1: Oh he didn't really get me a cat, did he?

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Speaker 1: Yeah he did. No, he knows I have allergies. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but he said he thinks you'll like it anyway. Wait,

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Speaker 1: you're not joking, No, I'm not. Yeah, your boyfriend got

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Speaker 1: you a cat and wanted to break it to you

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Speaker 1: with a prank phone call. That stupid idiot. What is

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Speaker 1: he thinking? You know? I don't know, but I have

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Speaker 1: to run. Uh So I'll let you have a conversation

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Speaker 1: with him and thank you for your time. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: guess I have a cat. Now, I guess you do

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning five week